>Sony accepted defeat and is releasing their games on PC
>Microsoft is on the verge of exiting the home console market and are making a handheld PC
When is Nintendo going to stop being stubborn and start releasing their games on Steam?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:45:28 AM
No.712490867
Lol you WISH!
>>712490598 (OP)
Well the joycon mouse feature would make one think there's a possibility. They also just broke launch sales records with the Switch 2. So I feel I can say with certainty that it's not happening in the next 8 years...if ever.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:46:36 AM
No.712490963
>>712490598 (OP)
They would rather release more phone games than to put their stuff on PC.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:47:04 AM
No.712490995
lmao, never probably, you will die before nintendo releases their games on pc
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:47:12 AM
No.712491009
>OP doesn't know
When nintendo starts getting more debts than profits, there may be a chance.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:47:32 AM
No.712491035
>>712490598 (OP)
Hopefully never. The idea of americans getting a 30% cut out of the Japanese gaming market and expanding their funneling of wealth away from other countries is too disgusting.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:47:57 AM
No.712491075
>>712520045
>>712490598 (OP)
Nintendo would rather be a holding company that never releases any products than do this and has said as such
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:48:12 AM
No.712491098
>>712490598 (OP)
whats the point? nintendo knows you can just emulate their games super fucking easy anyways and that it's just going to be susceptible to piracy on their ports. they also dont want to give a cut to steam or any other storefront and god knows making a simple game launcher is just retardedly hard to every company imagineable.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:49:29 AM
No.712491210
>>712498367
>>712520110
>>712490598 (OP)
Valve will exit the industry before Nintendo screencap this post.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:51:30 AM
No.712491371
>>712490598 (OP)
I think the joycon mouse was a soft backup for if the Switch 2 was a total failure but it wasn't, so no.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:52:09 AM
No.712491427
>>712490598 (OP)
After the Switch 2 fails.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:53:00 AM
No.712491480
>>712490598 (OP)
So will someone risk making a Switch 2 Yuzu? It's the same to me either way
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:53:25 AM
No.712491520
>>712502032
It's so funny seeing how PlayStation and Xbox have become shitty publishers that also sell hardware. Nintendo is the only traditional video game company left and it seems to be working. Who could've guessed?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:53:57 AM
No.712491560
>>712520212
>>712490598 (OP)
If Nintendo ever releases their games on pc Iβll tattoo Mario on my left buttock, if itβs on steam and not their own store front Iβll tattoo Luigi on my right one as well
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:54:46 AM
No.712491621
>>712490598 (OP)
Next gen probably. That's why they're milking Switch 2 prices so hard.
>>712490598 (OP)
Nintendo should release games on Steam, but not Mario, Animal Crossing, Spaltoon, Pokemon, or Zelda. Instead they should release Fire Emblem, Xenoblade, Metroid, Famicom Detective Club, Astral Chain, Bayonetta 2 and 3, that sort of thing. This wouldn't kill Nintendo's console sales, but these games still deserve a chance to be played by a wider audience. Unfortunately they don't sell all that well on Nintendo's own hardware, so they should be given a second chance elsewhere, but it will never happen.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:55:59 AM
No.712491714
>>712490598 (OP)
Exclusivity is all nintendo has since they certainly aren't getting all the latest games
>>712490598 (OP)
>Sony accepted defeat and is releasing their games on PC
Long after PC lost all their exclusives to consoles.
>Microsoft is on the verge of exiting the home console market and are making a handheld PC
Nope. They're launching a Steam capable home console in 2026 or 2027, furthet eating Steam's lunch
>When is Nintendo going to stop being stubborn and start releasing their games on Steam?
Looks like Nintendo is being smart by avoiding PCjeets because their customers are white and not chinks, slavs and jeets.
Hope this helps.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:00:05 AM
No.712492010
>>712491687
It's really difficult to imagine a Nintendo PC port would offer a better experience than emulating on PC. I feel like Nintendo would do some stupid shit like locking their games to only go up to 1080p 60fps
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:03:17 AM
No.712492250
>>712492291
>>712492931
>>712490598 (OP)
>When is Nintendo going to stop being stubborn and start releasing their games on Steam?
But their games are already on PC.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:03:57 AM
No.712492291
>>712492347
>>712502073
>>712492250
No they aren't
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:05:44 AM
No.712492418
>>712492542
>>712492347
Damn, did this turn into a comfy screenshot thread?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:06:51 AM
No.712492507
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:06:52 AM
No.712492508
>>712492673
>>712492347
I don't get it. Wrong pic or wrong reply?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:07:00 AM
No.712492512
>>712492869
>>712493026
>>712491715
>Long after PC lost all their exclusives to consoles.
and this in your mind happened when exactly?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:07:04 AM
No.712492520
>>712496187
>>712504135
Steam is a racket that squeezes developers dry. It also deceived gamers into renting games instead of buying them.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:07:16 AM
No.712492538
>>712490598 (OP)
Nintendo's first-party games actually sell their consoles so never. Just get a Switch 2 and and Steam Deck 2 and call it a day.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:07:19 AM
No.712492542
>>712492418
>not 2160p
Don't think so.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:08:34 AM
No.712492637
if (big if) they start putting games on PC, they would 100% make their own client to sell from.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:08:36 AM
No.712492639
>>712492347
Native resolutions always win.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:08:48 AM
No.712492659
>>712490598 (OP)
Likely never since it would kill their brand like it has killed Xbox's.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:08:52 AM
No.712492667
>>712490598 (OP)
Nintendo are too greedy to ever pay royalty fees for their own games. They'll open their own storefront if they ever decide to port their slop to PC.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:08:58 AM
No.712492673
>>712492943
>>712492508
>I don't get it. Wrong pic or wrong reply?
it's an emulator screenshot, that's his point
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:09:28 AM
No.712492716
>>712493870
>>712491715
Post your hand next to your switch 2 with a timestamp
>>712492347
>Needs a $3000 PC to do this
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:10:11 AM
No.712492767
>>712494229
>>712490598 (OP)
The better question is when will Valve port Half-Life to the Switch 2 and announce HL3 as a Switch 2 exclusive?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:10:19 AM
No.712492781
Imagine how many DRMs Nintendo would put in each game. You'd spend two hours logging into three different accounts and getting permission from five DRMs, then entering some magic word found in the manual, scanning your eye, performing two-step verification using a cell phone with a camera and fingerprint reader, all so that when you finally enter the game, you're still required to sign up and pay NSO to access your own Internet, even when using your PC.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:10:57 AM
No.712492819
>>712492748
not even close lol, I made it run on a 2080 super, that shit costs only 300 dollars
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:11:05 AM
No.712492831
>>712490598 (OP)
Nintendo will go to PC when their DEI practices will force them to do so out of desperation.
For now they have to many drones that they don't need PC right now.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:11:14 AM
No.712492838
>>712493261
>>712493985
>>712490598 (OP)
Nintendo just sold a console with the exact same issues as the last thing with ONE fucking game to it's name and it sold gangbusters.
i don't think that Nintendo is going to because they know it's fan base will buy literal shit on a plate if it has Nintendo name on it
>>712492512
Around 2012 I think. 15 years ago games like Valheim, Balatro, Frostpunk, Apex Legends, and Marvel Rivals would be PC exclusives for their lifetime. Now they launch straight to consoles since PC doesn't get exclusives anymore but tiny indies and KBM required titles. You must spend all your life in echochambers of you still think PC has games.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:12:00 AM
No.712492898
>>712493420
>>712490598 (OP)
>When is Nintendo going to stop being stubborn and start releasing their games on Steam?
why would they? Sony and Microsoft give up, that means Nintendo will be on a monopoly, they'll be the king of the world
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:12:18 AM
No.712492924
>>712493127
>>712491715
>They're launching a Steam capable home console
>This is bad for Steam somehow
More sales! Mr Gaben, get down!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:12:20 AM
No.712492931
>>712493082
>>712492250
How do you set this up these days? Arent the emulators all taken down? I have a few switch games id like to clear out of the backlog
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:12:36 AM
No.712492943
>>712493136
>>712492673
Ah ok. Enjoy your emulated version of whatever game that is. I'll be playing MK World on my Switch 2
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:12:39 AM
No.712492948
>>712490598 (OP)
Nintendo is too scared that their games will end up selling better on PC than in their toys.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:13:09 AM
No.712492990
>>712493251
>>712492869
>PC doesn't have exclusives if you ignore the exclusives it has
This is literally the same line of thought used by PCgroids against consoles you stupid mongrel
Don't even know why I bothered asking
>>712492512
Not even System Shock could remain exclusive. The remaster of 2 is also getting ported to consoles, even the Switch. Fuck, Stalker even got ported.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:13:57 AM
No.712493049
>>712502065
>>712490598 (OP)
In the even Nintendo ever does release their games on PC, it'll be under their own launcher.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:14:21 AM
No.712493082
>>712492931
>Arent the emulators all taken down?
Yes, Nintendo contacted the internet police and had them delete every hosted file and every fork of the emulator.
The consequences will never be the same.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:14:53 AM
No.712493127
>>712520424
>>712492924
>it's bad for PS when PS games are on Steam
>also, it's bad for consoles when Steam games are on consoles
How many conflicting narratives are we goign with?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:15:01 AM
No.712493136
>>712493391
>>712492943
>Enjoy your emulated version of whatever game that is.
wait you didn't recognize Mario Odyssey? what?
>>712492347
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:15:30 AM
No.712493181
>>712493434
>>712493026
how can i play Arx Fatalis on ps5? oh you can't? ok guess pc still has more ""Exclusives""" then consoles
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:15:30 AM
No.712493182
>>712490598 (OP)
Vanillaware still has not ported their shit and probably never will. Nintendo will rather die in the same hill.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:16:27 AM
No.712493251
>>712493341
>>712493557
>>712492990
And now I'm using that same argument against PC vegans.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:16:28 AM
No.712493253
>>712496050
>>712490598 (OP)
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:16:36 AM
No.712493261
>>712495470
>>712492838
>i don't think that Nintendo is going to because they know it's fan base will buy literal shit on a plate if it has Nintendo name on it
This has already been disproved by the WiiU. Nintendo mega fans bought it... and that was it.
Another thing: electronic entertainment changes very quickly. Nintendo was the king of handhelds, and suddenly an invention that has nothing to do with games made handhelds obsolete. Note that smartphones didn't kill PS Vita and DS/3DS because they are better for playing video games, but simply because they gave people mobile access to the Internet, and suddenly having a device just for gaming outside the home was no longer appealing when you had the entire Internet in your hands.
In other words, things can change with a single invention that isn't even directly related to games, and Nintendo, Sony, and all the others will have to try to adapt or die. And that could happen at any time. It could happen tomorrow.
>>712490598 (OP)
Why are Nintendo fans so against PC versions?
If with emulators we already have good things like mods, wide support for joysticks, different settings and 4K resolution, imagine with native versions, made for PC? These games would be even more improved.
Unless... they don't care about the experience and just want consolewar faggism.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:17:50 AM
No.712493341
>>712493467
>>712493251
Yeah you won in the end big dog
PC is finished!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:17:51 AM
No.712493342
>>712490598 (OP)
Why the fuck would they just broke hardware sales records?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:18:18 AM
No.712493391
>>712493136
I don't play 3D mario platformers
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:18:19 AM
No.712493393
>>712495928
>>712493026
another classic example is that age of empire games have been getting a console port (to be fair aoe2 had a ps2 port but not other mainline games)
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:18:26 AM
No.712493404
>>712490598 (OP)
Switch 2 was just confirmed to be the biggest console launch of ALL TIME. You think Nintendo is going PC now? It'll take at least 2 more gens worth of Wii U tier flops so maybe in 20 years lol
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:18:44 AM
No.712493420
>>712493624
>>712492898
>Sony and Microsoft give up
In what universe, Joao?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:18:54 AM
No.712493434
>>712493181
>has to resort to posting about an Xbox game
Point proven.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:19:14 AM
No.712493462
>>712493290
>Why are Nintendo fans so against PC versions?
because pc games are so easy to crack, consoles were made just so that it's harder to crack, that's the only reason
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:19:19 AM
No.712493467
>>712493341
This but unironic.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:20:32 AM
No.712493557
>>712493949
>>712493251
>Yeah but now I'M acting retarded too!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:20:47 AM
No.712493579
>>712490598 (OP)
By the time the Switch 2 actually has an exclusive I'm interested in, there will probably be an emulator. If gets to 3 that I'm interested in and there's no emulator, I guess I'll buy a Switch 2.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:21:27 AM
No.712493624
>>712493420
Not him but when you port all of your games on Steam and decide that you should be selling your future hardware at a profit then yes, you gave up.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:22:38 AM
No.712493713
>>712493850
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:22:52 AM
No.712493727
>>712493290
I do all my non-Nintendo gaming on PC so I don't actually care whether they do or not but I'm not retarded and know that Nintendo will never put their stuff on PC. This is the same company that turned down Samus being in Fortnite because Fortnite refused to make her only be visible on Nintendo hardware.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:22:59 AM
No.712493736
>>712494258
>>712492869
Do you refuse to play Switch games if they're also available on other platforms? Do you stop playing them if a 'Switch exclusive' gets ported?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:23:59 AM
No.712493816
>>712490598 (OP)
Nintendo wouldn't put any of their games on Steam. What they would do is release Nintendo E-Shop! For PC.
It would have a subscription service for retro games, built in locked down emulators that you pay for and decade-old games sold at $80.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:24:28 AM
No.712493850
>>712493939
>>712502676
>>712493713
it's funny have pc vegans and snoys hate nintendo but are DESPEERATE to play their games
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:24:41 AM
No.712493870
>>712492716
I'm at work, best you get is a hand
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:25:09 AM
No.712493897
>>712490598 (OP)
Never, Nintendies will buy overpriced consoles that are 10 gens behind and marked up 100,000% while modern consoles are sold at a loss and out of stock constantly because of it. Then Nintendies will go point at a graph that proves that they line up to eat slop because it was the biggest console launch while knowing damn well no one could get a PS4/5 at launch.
Why would they give that up? If anything shows they shouldn't care about the hardware retards will buy a console that boasts a new feature in 2025 that was standardized in 2008(1080p).
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:25:32 AM
No.712493924
>>712494193
>>712493026
and certain PC games getting ported over means PC is bereft of exclusive games how?
PC, PS5 and Switch ALL have exclusives, you liking the exclusives / some of them getting ported over doesn't mean they don't.
Sony ports most of their games over to PC nowadays but they still have exclusives
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:25:41 AM
No.712493939
>>712494280
>>712493850
>Pisses shits and cums over cybertranny game
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:25:49 AM
No.712493949
>>712494073
>>712493557
OP made the same argument. Sorry it got used against you.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:26:26 AM
No.712493985
>>712494137
>>712495776
>>712492838
>i don't think that Nintendo is going to because they know it's fan base will buy literal shit on a plate if it has Nintendo name on it
N64 sold like shit, GC sold like shit, Wii U sold like shit. Half of their last 6 consoles sold badly. Nintendo is actually less likely to buy stuff just because of Nintendo branding. Sony is the one where their fans will buy anything no matter how much they're fucking people over. They ushered $70 games, the first disc-less console, RAISED console prices mid-gen and made a $700 mid-gen upgrade and people not only took it in the ass but also defended them.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:27:09 AM
No.712494050
>>712494210
Nigga anon hates Nintendo yet begging to play their games.
Same shit as palworld, bunch of niggas just thirsty for pokemon.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:27:37 AM
No.712494073
>>712494319
>>712493949
wdym 'against me'
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:28:27 AM
No.712494137
>>712493985
Don't confuse classic Nintendo fans with Switch Numales.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:29:04 AM
No.712494182
>>712493290
>Why are Nintendo fans so against PC versions?
I'm not. Just explaining why it's shit business for Nintendo. Why do PC fans get so worked up when I tell them that what they want to have happen to Nintendo already happend to Steam and GoG and PC in general when they lost 99% of their exclusives to consoles when the market shifted in the 2010s?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:29:20 AM
No.712494193
>>712494302
>>712493924
Exclusive means a game is on one (1) platform only. If it gets ported, it stops being exclusive. Both PC and PlayStation have far fewer exclusives than they used to get.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:29:31 AM
No.712494210
>>712494050
>Pisses shits and cums over cybertranny game
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:29:46 AM
No.712494229
>>712504272
>>712492767
That collection was actually delisted on Switch because the Switch can barely run Portal 2 lol
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:30:05 AM
No.712494258
>>712494313
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:30:29 AM
No.712494280
>>712494424
>>712493939
but a lot of tendies like cdpr so they bought the game meanwhile vegans and snoys say nintendo is evil but beg, piss, shit, and cum for nintendo games to be on their console of choice
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:30:45 AM
No.712494302
>>712495176
>>712494193
The original post I replied to said 'ALL' exclusives were gone.
We're not arguing about certain platform having less exclusives, we're arguing about them having them at all, which they still do.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:31:03 AM
No.712494313
>>712494403
>>712494258
But how do you play them if they don't exist?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:31:06 AM
No.712494319
>>712494403
>>712494459
>>712494073
No. We're done talking now.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:31:34 AM
No.712494358
>>712490598 (OP)
>port begging nintendo slop
C'mon man be better than that
>I WAS JUST BEING RETARDED TO START A GAY THREAD!
Even so, pathetic faggot.
Why do Snoys and Xrats keep trying to start a rift between Nintendo and Steam fans?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:32:07 AM
No.712494403
>>712494526
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:32:27 AM
No.712494424
>>712494280
Nintendo babies lining up to eat five year old trannyslop and boasting about it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:32:49 AM
No.712494459
>>712494319
>Scurries away without replying
KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:33:36 AM
No.712494526
>>712494609
>>712494403
I accept your concession.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:35:07 AM
No.712494609
>>712494743
>>712494526
We weren't debating anything but take it, and here's 10 more for the nieces and nephews. I got a whole truckbed of this shit for trolls like yourself.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:36:59 AM
No.712494738
>>712494385
Because their consoles have no games and they think PC players also care about playing Mario bing bing wahoo slop or Genshin Impact Zelda edition.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:37:02 AM
No.712494743
>>712494609
Did you forget the part where you're done talking?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:37:20 AM
No.712494765
>>712495060
>>712490598 (OP)
instead of suing yuzu/ryujinx devs, what they should've done is hired them and paid them to turn the emulator into a digital storefront
would've made everyone happy AND printed money
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:38:27 AM
No.712494862
>>712494385
>Why do Snoys and Xrats keep trying to start a rift between Nintendo and Steam fans?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:40:16 AM
No.712494996
>>712495928
>>712494385
This thread reads like a PC vegan doing their daily anti console preaching rounds.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:40:55 AM
No.712495039
>>712495132
>>712495294
>>712490598 (OP)
Nintendo games are already on PC tho...
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:41:17 AM
No.712495060
>>712495584
>>712496089
>>712494765
I don't get how that even helped them. Switch wasn't even getting any big new games when they did it so the emulators already play everything. Did they think this is going to discourage the hordes of third worlders from making another donation cashcow?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:42:18 AM
No.712495132
>>712495039
Doesn't count because you got them for free.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:42:52 AM
No.712495176
>>712494302
That anon was likely using what is known as an intentional hyperbole. "PS5 has no games" means it has very, very few exclusives, as an example.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:43:53 AM
No.712495257
>>712490598 (OP)
Most honest valve shill thread
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:43:55 AM
No.712495261
>>712490598 (OP)
>When is Nintendo going to stop being stubborn and start releasing their games on Steam?
When their flagship console release doesn't shatter 3.5 million units in 4 days despite being in many PC gamers' eyes an underpowered, outdated piece of hardware.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:44:13 AM
No.712495282
>>712490598 (OP)
as far as I am aware they make money on their console sales so likely never. make peace with emulation anon, it's just as good if not better in many regards anyway, at least for their modern output.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:44:20 AM
No.712495294
>>712495498
>>712495039
That's fine. PC games are already on console so it's even. Actually, its not even since consoles got official releases.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:44:32 AM
No.712495308
>>712490598 (OP)
>They genuinely still don't get it
*In KyΕto accent* Yare yare...
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:45:58 AM
No.712495401
>>712495496
Amazing how these threads always boil down to
>MY CORPORATE DADDY IS BETTER THAN YOUR CORPORATE DADDY
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:46:14 AM
No.712495425
>>712495567
>>712490598 (OP)
>console shatters launch record
>PCeethes: i-its h-her.......our t-turn.......
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:46:23 AM
No.712495441
The reality is that the Chinese really don't care as much about Nintendo's games as much as they do real games so there is no need for Nintendo to port to PC. Anything decent will be copied by Mihoyo for the Chinese market anyway and do way better than Nintendo's version.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:46:50 AM
No.712495470
>>712493261
>Ignore the most successful console launch ever. It could be a dud like the Wii U!
>In fact they could just die tomorrow!
Yeah, and Valve could announce they're shutting down all their servers and becoming a construction company. It's fun to use our imaginations!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:47:18 AM
No.712495496
>>712495580
>>712495401
Doesn't look like it
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:47:22 AM
No.712495498
>>712495957
>>712495294
Which console to you own for non-Switch games?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:48:23 AM
No.712495567
>>712495868
>>712495425
Pretty sure PC sales outdo Switch 2 sales, anon.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:48:28 AM
No.712495580
>>712495496
Yeah you're right it's not happening at all
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:48:29 AM
No.712495584
>>712496089
>>712495060
two obviously very competent dev teams, with the switch 2 on the horizon they probably had some exec sperging hard about how they needed to crush them before they got their hands on the next console, mixed with a bit of embarrassment at how much better the experience was on an emulator vs native
also yuzu did fuck up hardcore by using a for-profit model instead of donations and releasing optimizations for TotK before the game was even out, meaning they obviously got their hands on a leaked copy
clean room only goes so far
but yeah, by the time nintendo started cracking down all it did was generate a lot of ill will
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:49:37 AM
No.712495664
>>712493290
I'm not against PC versions. I'm not even against emulators since I use them all the time. It's that most people's idea of a PC version of a Nintendo game is somehow whipping them into submission with platform domination, but that's not going to happen because of the value and support of their own IPs. So most people try and jerryrig this submission fantasy through the lens of emulation, but emulation is simply not widespread enough among the actual customer base to make a dent, no matter what horseshit any company like Sega or even Nintendo would like you to believe.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:51:07 AM
No.712495776
>>712493985
>Nintendo is actually less likely to buy stuff just because of Nintendo branding. Sony is the one where their fans will buy anything no matter how much they're fucking people over. They ushered $70 games, the first disc-less console, RAISED console prices mid-gen and made a $700 mid-gen upgrade and people not only took it in the ass but also defended them.
This is a Sony defense post cosplaying as a console hate post.
People complain about Nintendo shit loudly because they've already made up their minds that they'll buy it but aren't happy about being nickel and dimed a bit harder.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:51:09 AM
No.712495779
>>712497505
>>712521942
>>712490947
I think the best Strat would be to release those games on PC like .. 3 years after launch or something. I think one issue Nintendo would have would be whether sales happen, or storefronts attempt to sell those games for cheaper than for Nintendo hardware.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:51:27 AM
No.712495798
never as long as people are buying whatever console nintendo puts out
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:51:35 AM
No.712495807
>>712496071
>>712490598 (OP)
Port begging should be a bannable offense no matter whoβs doing it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:52:25 AM
No.712495868
>>712496071
>>712495567
Ok well stop begging for ports of console games then
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:53:07 AM
No.712495928
>>712496184
>>712503329
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:53:31 AM
No.712495957
>>712495498
Xbox Series X, PS4, 3DS, laptop
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:53:49 AM
No.712495976
People really don't know how much money Nintendo has banked. They can coast for years at this point.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:54:37 AM
No.712496038
>>712496902
>>712490598 (OP)
I hope never. I'm done with Nintendo and i was them to isolate themselves as best they can so I never need to see their shit on my preferred platform.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:54:46 AM
No.712496049
>>712491687
this. I have zero interest in first party tendieslop whatsoever, I only care about xenoblade and maybe astral chain
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:54:46 AM
No.712496050
>>712493253
A bunch of people leave steam running on startup... Amazing. Microsoft should start claiming they have 1b active users on the Microsoft store because everyone on windows is signed into an account.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:54:59 AM
No.712496071
>>712495807
>>712495868
>>712490598 (OP)
Samefag, no one wants bing bing wahoo outside of licking Nintentoddler and Snoy tears.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:55:06 AM
No.712496081
>>712496321
>>712492869
>still waiting
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:55:14 AM
No.712496089
>>712495060
>>712495584
IMO the issue was that Yuzu devs were charging for emulator tweaks to leaked copies of the game so that it would run on PC before it came out in stores. It wasn't just the software itself but making money off the leaked games that really pissed them off.
You see a similar story with Gary Bowser with how the modchips were a for-profit business.
Nintendo sucks dick, but they'll generally just make your life difficult if you support piracy for free. If you try and make money off of it, they'll come for you with Big Dick Buster there to collect damages.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:55:20 AM
No.712496104
>>712490598 (OP)
i'll be honest with you i think nintendo is too technically inept to make PC ports even if they wanted to
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:56:20 AM
No.712496169
>>712490598 (OP)
If they ever put their stuff on PC.
It would be through a private platform and not through steam. I can perfectly see them opening their PC Eshop.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:56:34 AM
No.712496184
>>712496565
>>712495928
Didn't need it/don't want it
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:56:36 AM
No.712496187
>>712496464
>>712492520
keep coping, ranjesh. all physical platforms and snoy/tendie digital storefronts take the same cut as steam. faggot.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:56:50 AM
No.712496204
Would a Nintendo-exclusive PC storefront work if they just decided to stop doing consoles?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:57:09 AM
No.712496226
>>712496298
>>712497052
>>712490598 (OP)
they dont need to. PC + nintendo has always been the way to go. PS and Xbox are pointless now.
yes, you can emulate some stuff, but switch is also a mobile device.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:58:02 AM
No.712496298
>>712496557
>>712496605
>>712496226
>PC + Nintendo
PC + 3DS*
there's no reason to own a shitch 1 or 2
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:58:13 AM
No.712496307
>>712496798
>xbox
Didn't want it on my PC
>Sony
Didn't want it on my PC
Some FAGGOT on /v/
>durrhurr when is switch 2 garbage coming to PC
Hopefully never.
Fuck you, and fuck nintendo.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:58:26 AM
No.712496321
>>712496362
>>712496081
Yes and consoles have games PC doesnt have
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:58:49 AM
No.712496343
>>712490598 (OP)
never unless they get away from the toy company mentality.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:59:06 AM
No.712496362
>>712496321
>moves goalpost
nigger
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:59:54 AM
No.712496420
Northern Journey is top eurojank kino and it will never be on consoles. Probably.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:00:26 AM
No.712496464
>>712496736
>>712496187
30% is too much of a cut for a company that doesn't let you own the software you purchase since 2003. They're literally doing nothing and taking a cut.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:01:08 AM
No.712496524
>>712492748
More like 800 kek
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:01:34 AM
No.712496557
>>712496736
>>712496298
Well we know all that this anon can afford to own, lmao.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:01:37 AM
No.712496565
>>712496683
>>712496184
Of course you don't
You don't play vidya, you're a consolefag, lmao!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:02:17 AM
No.712496605
>>712496736
>>712496298
well, switch is the new 3ds essentially. xbox/ps is all multiplats and for that you use a PC.
sage
6/13/2025, 3:02:19 AM
No.712496608
>>712490598 (OP)
>switch is second best selling console ever
>switch 2 is fastest selling console ever
Yeah sure.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:03:35 AM
No.712496683
>>712497168
>>712496565
>consolefag
Idort actually. I'm not a cultist for a platform like you are.
>>712496464
then cry about sony and nintendo doing it on their digital stores you Indian faggot.
>>712496605
the 3ds mogs the shitch and it's not even close. you can emulate shitch for the best experience in every single game, that's not always true for the 3ds and the 3ds is actually portable.
>>712496557
my pc setup cost more than every console shitendo ever made, fatass
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:05:12 AM
No.712496798
>>712496307
ok have fun playing Deus Ex and Total Warhammer until the end of time
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:06:44 AM
No.712496902
>>712498872
>>712500509
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:07:49 AM
No.712496984
>>712497582
>>712509801
>>712490598 (OP)
At this rate thanks to PC hardware companies going full jew it's more likely PC gaming dies first before nintendo ever does.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:08:18 AM
No.712497024
>>712496736
Whoops looks like this is a no Erics allowed thread. Run along lil fag boy
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:08:52 AM
No.712497052
>>712496226
This, I'm maining Switch 2 and Steam Deck 2 next gen.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:10:02 AM
No.712497125
>>712496736
3ds is good yes, but switch allows you to run more modern titles, plus docked at higher fps/resolution.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:10:43 AM
No.712497168
>>712497478
>>712496683
>I own a PC which I don't use for anything other than posting on /v/eddit
lmoa
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:12:07 AM
No.712497261
>>712496736
>that's not always true for the 3ds and the 3ds is actually portable.
>but let's somehow ignore the difficulties of emulating bayonetta 3, astral chain, xenoblade 2, tears of the kingdom
man is an animal starved of attention
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:12:25 AM
No.712497282
>>712497582
>nintendo is being mean to me!!! they are bad!!! i want to play their games but not pay for it!!
i tire of pcfags
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:13:59 AM
No.712497398
>>712490598 (OP)
>When is Nintendo going to stop being stubborn and start releasing their games on Steam?
When their hardware stops selling well and they can't afford to keep making new consoles, so not now currently.
Even if Nintendo had to release games on PC they likely wouldn't support Steam, this is the same company that was too good to use Spotify after all. They would open up their own store front where games never go on sale and have hellish DRM.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:15:00 AM
No.712497478
>>712497582
>>712497168
I post from my phone. Do you even have a smart phone or are you one of those ngmi NEETs with a $150 burner for semi annual worried phone calls from mommy?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:15:16 AM
No.712497505
>>712495779
They wouldn't have to worry about storefronts selling cheaper. They can choose to not provide keys to storefronts. I have seen plenty of Steam games that strictly sell on Steam and provide zero keys to any other platforms. They have the choice to release on Steam and never discount their games. They also have the option of making a dedicated Nintendo store for PC. I think people would use that.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:15:33 AM
No.712497516
>>712497808
>>712490598 (OP)
When they have 100% control over the software that runs on your PC and get 100% of the profits from the sales.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:16:28 AM
No.712497582
>>712497682
>>712496984
>>712497282
>Delusional console trannies
lol
>>712497478
>phoneposter browenskin pretending to have a PC
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:17:47 AM
No.712497682
>>712497860
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:19:09 AM
No.712497790
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:19:32 AM
No.712497808
>>712497964
>>712507954
>>712497516
While I agree with this as their mentality. They may not have a choice one day if they start bleeding money. It's why many others have gone multiplatform. I believe a big reason as to why Sony finally pushed so hard was due to scalpers. Not the entire reason, but one big one. When the PS5 came out, they sold each system at a loss. A majority of systems just sat in bulk in scalper storage. Sony only makes money if the consoles are in people's hands to generate sales with subscriptions and games. I think Sony was already hurting, and then their console release was not generating any money which was the final straw. They had to target hardware that was already out there. Software sales are more important that hardware anyways. Nintendo is always behind the trends. One way or another they will learn the value in being everywhere by choice or by force.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:20:24 AM
No.712497860
>>712497682
You can keep it shitskin!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:21:50 AM
No.712497964
>>712497808
I think this is a big reason why Nintendo put all their Switch 2 consoles on a reservation list based on how much you suck their cock. They didn't want all their consoles not generating money in the hands of scalpers. They want to get each console into the hands of their whales.
>>712491210
How? Steam made Gabe one of the richest people in the US, it prints him money just like Switch 2 exclusives and the console itself.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:30:02 AM
No.712498557
>>712498624
>>712491687
Other way around makes more sense though, the people playing the games in your first list will buy a console anyway, the second list is what sells switches to PCfags
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:30:51 AM
No.712498624
>>712498801
>>712498557
>PCfags
*PC vegans
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:32:26 AM
No.712498727
>>712490598 (OP)
Nintendo is openly intending to die rather than go third party, and they have enough of a next egg that them dying and someone else buying them up after the fact is 0% within any of our lifetimes.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:33:28 AM
No.712498801
>>712498367
Valve is also around 300 people
Nintendo is around 8000
>>712498624
*PChads
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:34:31 AM
No.712498872
>>712499168
>>712499431
>>712496902
I understand your need to cope with the fact some people don't like your religion / billion dollar company, but they are far too litigious and claim mechanics as their own, leading ot a future with less people able to make or design games because companies now own the very idea and mechanic the game may need. You want to support slant-eyed kikes, i get it, but some of us see where this is going and would rather not, you insufferable faggot.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:35:59 AM
No.712498978
Never.
If they stop making consoles, they will also stop making games.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:36:28 AM
No.712499013
>>712498367
you think if valve stops making profit he will pump that money back into the business? retard
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:38:32 AM
No.712499168
>>712500024
>>712500509
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:40:51 AM
No.712499337
>>712498367
Gabe wont live forever. The stasis chambers aren't there yet, trust me.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:42:20 AM
No.712499431
>>712498872
so far the only developer they sued is palworld who obviously glued together a bunch of pokemon designs. Yes I know thats not what they were sued for but they deserve it, come up with an original idea. the copywrite stuff is a defensive legal strategy and they only strike people who mess with them. Other companies would do the same thing if they actually had original ideas.
The moralfagging over nintendo when they are one of very few companies making good games is just retarded to me, especially from people who pirate games which apparently is better because it deprives developers of the games you actually want to play of money which somehow will result in better games.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:45:06 AM
No.712499627
>>712501026
>>712516172
>>712498367
Steam has been a huge moneymaker for 22 years. Nintendo has been one of the most successful video game companies in the world since 1985.
Gaben uses his excess money to buy yachts. Nintendo puts it in a panic fund to keep the company afloat in case of a severe flop (the wii u still turned a profit so the panic fund wasn't touched, to give you an idea of how severe that would need to be). Gaben will die, and his replacement may suck dick, and steam may start losing money. If that happens, they could be in a bad financial spot right quick. But if nintendo started losing money, they would stay afloat for a LOT longer. They could make $0 from today on and still operate as normal for 25-30 more years. Steam is much more likely to die than nintendo.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:49:29 AM
No.712499930
>>712503850
I just don't care about Nintendo games because they're not to my tastes. Simple as that. Let them keep their exclusives.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:50:39 AM
No.712500024
>>712500357
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:53:51 AM
No.712500270
>>712490598 (OP)
If it didn't happen when all PC players were playing their new games on release anyway, and for free, it's never going to happen.
Nintendo are like Apple in that they want a completely locked down ecosystem that they have full control over, that their users only get the experience that Nintendo give to them and nothing else, and the openness of PC goes against that.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:54:58 AM
No.712500357
>>712500024
ain't reading it
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:57:14 AM
No.712500509
>>712500835
>>712503952
>>712496902
>>712499168
>literally every Nintendo game, but the latest Mario Kart, is playable on PC
>'you're just salty you can't play the games'
huh?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:01:44 AM
No.712500835
>>712500935
>>712500997
>>712500509
>literally every Nintendo game, but the latest Mario Kart, is playable on PC
Lol no, and even if that were true that just makes your port begging look even more pathetic
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:03:26 AM
No.712500935
>>712501526
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:04:38 AM
No.712500997
>>712501526
>>712500835
>Lol no
lol yes.
>and even if that were true that just makes your port begging look even more pathetic
the post you were replying to said he didn't even want the games to be ported. do you have severe mental retardation?
>>712499627
What makes you think that the next in line for Valve would start making retarded decisions to hurt their cash cow with it's current practices? And what do you think will happen to PC gaming when Gabe or Steam dies?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:07:00 AM
No.712501136
>>712502037
>>712490598 (OP)
As long as Nintendo doesn't get their own Jim Ryan, it just won't happen. Miyamoto would manifest in the office at the mere mention of it
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:07:02 AM
No.712501142
>>712501384
>>712501026
The discussion was about how Steam could potentially exit the industry before Nintendo. What happens afterwards is irrelevant.
If consoles die then PC gaming is in serious trouble unless it becomes more accessible and affordable.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:09:03 AM
No.712501284
>>712490598 (OP)
>When is Nintendo going to stop being stubborn and start releasing their games on Steam?
When millennial & gen x tendies die off.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:10:38 AM
No.712501384
>>712501142
The PC is still a profitable market so answer the question.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:11:03 AM
No.712501407
>>712501230
It's literally more accessible than it's ever been before.
Indie games require fuck all strong hardware to run well.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:11:34 AM
No.712501440
>>712501230
>it won't be accessible and affordable to normie retards
what a tragedy that would be
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:12:41 AM
No.712501526
>>712501654
>>712501713
>>712500935
>>712500997
Annnnd we're done talking. You tried.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:13:23 AM
No.712501571
>>712504769
>>712501026
Not him but
>What makes you think that the next in line for Valve would start making retarded decisions to hurt their cash cow with it's current practices?
No business sense outside cutting features for higher profit margins like most executives.
All the clusterfucks like Artifact, Hatred being banned and paid mods all had the final say by Gabe.
Other business retards would just force it upon their costumer base.
Gabe isn't a a bean counter
>And what do you think will happen to PC gaming when Gabe or Steam dies?
Will inevitably become smaller but more decentralized.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:14:10 AM
No.712501631
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:14:30 AM
No.712501654
>>712501753
>>712501526
You were never talking. You only posted inane, incorrect bullshit.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:15:24 AM
No.712501713
>>712501753
>>712501230
>If consoles die then PC gaming is in serious trouble
How does that make any fucking sense?
Most consoleturds would just play mobileshit forever and a sizeable fraction would get PCs.
>>712501526
Your ass got so gaped you didn't even try
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:16:14 AM
No.712501753
>>712501869
>>712501871
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:16:32 AM
No.712501773
>>712501026
The guys that agree with Gabe will take over, Valve will have continued success and Steam will live on forever, same with Nintendo, really.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:17:18 AM
No.712501819
>>712490598 (OP)
>When is Nintendo going to stop being stubborn and start releasing their games on Steam?
Probably never because their main target are children (who don't play PC games), normie social fags (who also don't play PC games) and man-children (that play PC games but love to cooooonsume as well and have no problem buying Nintendo products). There's very reason for Nintendo to support PC like they did for mobile.
Despite the flame wars, PC/Steam, Playstation and Xbox fanbases are very similar and share a lot in common.
Another delusional steamie thread
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:18:02 AM
No.712501869
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:18:03 AM
No.712501871
>>712502074
>>712501753
I thought you were done. Or are you going to post another meme image that's completely non-applicable to the discussion again?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:18:45 AM
No.712501919
>>712502097
>>712501823
Now show us the operating costs
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:20:24 AM
No.712502032
>>712491520
Nintendo is a publisher that also sells hardware
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:20:28 AM
No.712502037
>>712501136
Miyamoto's old and wants to pretend that he's Walt Disney.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:20:39 AM
No.712502050
>>712502168
>>712501823
>Revenue
>Implying that twitter faggot has private company revenue info that's never published
>Implying you know anything about finance like the high school dropout you are
lel
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:20:39 AM
No.712502051
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:20:50 AM
No.712502065
>>712493049
this anon gets it
it won't be on steam, it'll be something like "Nintendo PC helper" with their own storefront
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:20:56 AM
No.712502073
>>712502243
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:20:57 AM
No.712502074
>>712503431
>>712515983
>>712501871
Oh we're done having any conversation. I'll just continue baiting and trolling you since you're just a troll.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:21:14 AM
No.712502093
>>712502238
>>712490598 (OP)
I would literally buy all the 2D and 3D zeldas AGAIN if they got ported/remastered to steam
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:21:17 AM
No.712502097
>>712502235
>>712501919
>errmmm now show things that dont matter at all!?!?!
Cope
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:21:57 AM
No.712502139
>>712492748
that's from an android phone
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:22:18 AM
No.712502168
>>712502509
>>712502050
>the FTC doesn't have valves data
Massive copium
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:23:27 AM
No.712502235
>>712502403
>>712502509
>>712502097
>errmmm now show things that show how much money was actually made
Seethe
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:23:28 AM
No.712502238
>>712502093
Emulate and play the reverse engineered ports you retard
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:23:32 AM
No.712502243
>>712502364
>>712502073
Alright well have fun playing Mario Kart World then
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:25:17 AM
No.712502364
>>712502643
>>712502243
>have fun playing Mario Kart World
why would you propose such an impossible task?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:25:45 AM
No.712502403
>>712502235
Yes cause that shows what the average person is spending money on, what does operating cost tell us? Oh right nothing
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:25:48 AM
No.712502406
>>712502770
>>712492869
Sure, if we don't include the multiple entire genres of video game that are exclusive to PC, PC'S dont have any exclusive games
I'm fine with that, any game a console can play a PC can play better, I just wish they didn't have to gimp games like helldivers 2 to account for console hardware limitations - I want my 4 way bug/bot/squid/SEAF missions dammit!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:25:48 AM
No.712502407
>>712490598 (OP)
Well, this is one of Nintendo's last generations. Nintendo's console market is almost irrelevant after the Snes. Except for the Wii, what kept they afloat for all these years were their portables.
The Switch is a hybrid, so there was good will and gast left to burn from the DS/3DS. It's also their first portable HD console, it was one easy sell.
The Switch 2 is not selling that hot, but still has good will from the first. Unless they totally reformulate or change their current portable business or just go to PC or mobile. I don't see the Switch 3 having the same success in some years.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:26:33 AM
No.712502456
>>712502585
so is the switch 2 also tegra?
if so how long until we get rom dumps?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:27:06 AM
No.712502490
>>712490598 (OP)
eventually it will happen but nintendo will probably make their own launcher
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:27:26 AM
No.712502509
>>712503168
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:28:12 AM
No.712502561
>>712492748
600$~800$. It also runs modern games in better resolution and over 60~120fps. Unlike the Switch or the Switch 2.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:28:37 AM
No.712502585
>>712502456
Yes.
As soon as decryption is broken and keys are dumped.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:29:33 AM
No.712502643
>>712502710
>>712502832
>>712502364
you said it was on PC
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:30:15 AM
No.712502676
>>712493850
Yeah, because all their hardware suck. The games are good, no one said they weren't.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:30:43 AM
No.712502710
>>712502892
>>712502643
>Mario Kart
>Fun
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:30:51 AM
No.712502717
>>712490598 (OP)
I don't want that. that would mean people would buy their games.
I want this shitty company full of kikes to go under.
I want people to pirate and emulate their games as everyone turns of them for being the worst cancer in the industry.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:30:54 AM
No.712502723
>>712490598 (OP)
I played that on pc close to a decade ago
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:31:40 AM
No.712502770
>>712503172
>>712502406
>any game a console can play a PC can play better
Except all online competitive games since you have to deal with hackers at a rate of 1000x that of consoles. Most games aren't even better regardless. How the fuck is Balatro or Pizza Tower better on PC?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:32:26 AM
No.712502832
>>712502975
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:33:25 AM
No.712502892
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:34:47 AM
No.712502975
>>712503141
>>712502832
>the joke is I can't follow a reply chain and remember what we were talking about
ha ha
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:35:52 AM
No.712503050
>>712503393
>>712503884
>>712493026
PC has access to more of the Nintendo/Sony/Xbox library than their own last 3~4 gens, together. Seethe.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:37:33 AM
No.712503141
>>712503207
>>712503231
>>712502975
no the joke was that it was impossible to have fun playing mkw
didn't think it was that hard to figure out
but this is /v/ after all
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:37:55 AM
No.712503168
>>712503231
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:38:00 AM
No.712503172
>>712503376
>>712503584
>>712502770
Switch is full of hackers, you braindead turd
>Most games aren't even better regardless
Here you go you fucking retard
https://www.dsogaming.com/news/digimon-story-time-stranger-coming-to-pc-on-october-3rd-will-only-support-60fps-on-pc/
Modern consoles are gimped PCs
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:38:34 AM
No.712503207
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:39:01 AM
No.712503231
>>712503141
>Expecting consolefags to understand simple subtle jokes
lol
>>712503168
reddit imageboard
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:39:26 AM
No.712503262
Never because no one would buy their shit hardware.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:39:39 AM
No.712503275
>>712501230
You can bet that way more people around the world currently own PCs than a PS4/PS5 or Switch.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:40:43 AM
No.712503329
>>712503464
>>712495928
That's a Winlator game, not exclusive to PC.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:41:31 AM
No.712503376
>>712503581
>>712503605
>>712503172
how the fuck does he brick his PS5? what the fuck kinda glitch is that?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:41:55 AM
No.712503393
>>712503565
>>712503050
So does my smartphone, but that doesn't automatically make it a great platform.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:42:34 AM
No.712503431
>>712502074
>I'll just continue baiting and trolling you
Well that didn't last long.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:43:04 AM
No.712503464
>>712505974
>>712503329
Android is Linux retard
Smartphones are pocket PCs
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:44:35 AM
No.712503565
>>712503393
Listen here chud, the new iphone thats coming out will have the processing power of twelve ps4s duct taped together, mobile gaming will supplant pc & consoles in two weeks. Then if it doesn't another two weeks like all the two weeks that passed since the mid 2010s when people were saying this would happen.
Its over.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:44:56 AM
No.712503581
>>712503376
>how the fuck does he brick his PS5?
He was too smart for the moviegame script, Sony didn't intend for God of Snoy to be played by anyone who doesn't buy FIFA every year.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:44:58 AM
No.712503584
>>712503838
>>712503172
>Switch is full of hackers
It's not. Whatever number that is, which is so insignificant I never once saw a hacker on Kart8D or Smash, multiply it by 10,000 or more because that's what's on PC. Game wrecking amount of hackers in any competitive setting. It's so bad on PC none of you play vanilla anything, ever, and you know this.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:45:10 AM
No.712503605
>>712503910
>>712503376
His SSD's controller probably just shit itself, and it had nothing to do with the game.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:48:40 AM
No.712503838
>>712504046
>>712503584
Splatoon is filled with aimbotters
F2P titles are filled with hackers, you just can't notice because you're retarded, just like you can't notice frame drops and stuttering.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:48:52 AM
No.712503850
>>712499930
>t. pirates nintendo games
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:49:16 AM
No.712503884
>>712504109
>>712503050
No it really doesn't. Pick any hacked gen 7 console and it gets the same abundance of gen 6 and prior titles that PC does. Gen 8 and beyond and PC misses console exclusive titles.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:49:40 AM
No.712503910
>>712503605
hopefully, cause it would be fucking insane if a game glitch could do that
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:50:11 AM
No.712503952
>>712504079
>>712500509
nintendo switch 2 is a week old, as nintendoswitch 2 library gets larger and larger with no emulator, the cope will only increase from pcfags
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:50:14 AM
No.712503956
>>712490598 (OP)
Why would Nintendo devalue their brand and damage their ecosystem by releasing on steam
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:51:33 AM
No.712504046
>>712503838
>Splatoon is filled with aimbotters
Splatoon 1 maybe
>>712503952
... until the inevitable emulator.
>>712504079
see you in 2030
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:52:45 AM
No.712504109
>>712504693
>>712503884
>PS3 has 1 model that was phased out in 2 years that can play PS2 and most of them are unplayable
>Xbox 360 has extremely limited Xbox compatibility and most games run like ass
You lying zoomer bitch, you never even owned them
>Gen 8 and beyond
>Exclusives
LAMO!!!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:53:11 AM
No.712504135
>>712492520
lmao all stores take 30% nigger. plus idgaf if devs get money, I care about the best service and deals which is what steam gives us.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:54:07 AM
No.712504201
>>712504376
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:54:39 AM
No.712504231
>>712504101
Maybe then it will actually have games
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:55:17 AM
No.712504272
>>712505148
>>712494229
What the fuck? Did an updated fuck up the game? When did that happen? Is there any proof?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:55:51 AM
No.712504307
>>712504101
the switch 2 is the same tegra architecture as the switch 1
realistically we'll see a somewhat functional emulator in a few months
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:55:53 AM
No.712504312
>>712490598 (OP)
If Nintendo starts releasing thier games on PC this would be like when Sega bit the bullet back in the day and started releasing their games on other consoles.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:56:47 AM
No.712504373
>>712504101
Seems incredibly unlikely to take that long with how similar the SW1 and SW2's kernels are, plus the fact CPU emulation is already >90% complete for the SW2 with just existing projects.
But even then, 5 years isn't long at all. We wait long between AAA games being announced and their release nowadays.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:56:50 AM
No.712504376
>>712504502
>>712504745
>>712504201
With what?
He didn't buy a 500 dollar brick
>ITS GOING TO HAVE GAMES IN A FEW YEARS JUST YOU WAIT
Now that...that is cope!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:58:07 AM
No.712504449
>>712504502
>>712504101
so by the time it actually has a library of games? I'm okay with that.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:59:03 AM
No.712504502
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:00:25 AM
No.712504586
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:02:04 AM
No.712504693
>>712504892
>>712504109
>Gen 8 and beyond
>Exclusives
Yeah that's what you're begging for in this very thread. Try to keep up.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:02:50 AM
No.712504745
>>712505014
>>712504376
so nintendo is just not going to release any more games? that's what I call a cope
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:03:07 AM
No.712504769
>>712505014
>>712501571
>All the clusterfucks like Artifact, Hatred being banned and paid mods all had the final say by Gabe.
Artifact was forgotten by Valve for being the piece of shit it is, Hatred was allowed back on Steam after the devs talked with Valve and paid mods were removed because it was retarded. Aside from Artifact, most people don't remember that those two things happened. Your point being?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:04:31 AM
No.712504871
>>712490598 (OP)
Nintendo doesn't have the technology and they aren't competent enough. They will get severe backlash about the quality of games if they try to release on PC. They know it would hurt them more than to profit.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:04:51 AM
No.712504892
>>712505302
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:07:06 AM
No.712505014
>>712504745
Nintendo waiting race!
>>712504769
>all had the final say by Gabe
Are you blind or stupid?
Nevermind, this is /v/eddit, of course it's the later!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:09:22 AM
No.712505148
>>712519461
>>712504272
That nigger lied
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:09:36 AM
No.712505162
>>712505526
>>712490598 (OP)
Yeah, Zelda is coming to PC and mickey mouse is coming to cartoon network.
retards.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:11:47 AM
No.712505302
>>712505607
>>712504892
Check their website. They list every flaw, inferiority, glitch, bug, stutter, missing sound, missing content, which games wont work at all, etc. But if you require specifics: Mario Kart World.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:11:57 AM
No.712505312
Hey guys, just got my call from Nintendo and ordered my Switch 2. Can't wait to join the fun!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:13:58 AM
No.712505450
>>712505598
>>712504101
you realize 5 years isn't a long time right...
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:15:26 AM
No.712505526
>>712505162
False equivalence
Media conglomerates aren't videogames
Also, Steamboat Willie is now Public domain
Not Mickey as a whole because Disney layered up with the slimiest jews they could find and raped the USA gov up the ass
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:16:42 AM
No.712505598
>>712505450
Cut him some slack, it's a long time to a 12 year old.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:16:49 AM
No.712505607
>>712505789
Unironically though, while Nintendo games being on PC probably would be good for the consumer, it would probably ultimately destroy Nintendo in the long run.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:19:51 AM
No.712505789
>>712506034
>>712505607
Only game I'm spoonfeeding you. Doing extra work for trolls is fruitless effort since you'll just lie and deflect and move the goalpost.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:20:44 AM
No.712505840
>>712506127
>>712505706
Nah, the people who buy Nintendo consoles aren't the people who play on gaming PCs.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:20:47 AM
No.712505846
>>712506127
>>712505706
I was just thinking this lol. It's not a good idea, you can just emulate their games(what games these days? it's all trash) anyway so fuck it.
Hell you even have recomp and decomps now, and with AI getting better I imagine those will come out really fast in like 10 years.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:22:52 AM
No.712505974
>>712506034
>>712503464
Weasel words don't work on me. No one calls a smartphone their PC, and no one considers Android a PC OS.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:23:44 AM
No.712506034
>>712506202
>>712506283
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:24:52 AM
No.712506101
>>712505706
Yup. There's literally no reason for Nintendo to start handing out 30% cuts to competitors. Valve can keep porting their IPs to Nintendo though.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:25:09 AM
No.712506127
>>712506686
>>712505840
>>712505846
Putting all that stuff aside, the bigger issue is what going third party would actually mean for Nintendo as a company. Because the way I see it, the day Nintendo actually gives up on being a first party console manufacturer/dev is the day when they stop being a video game company and start being a full blown multimedia company. Their video games are bound to suffer.
I don't actually foresee Nintendo going third party resulting in an actual improvement in terms of their software. If anything, I only see it getting worse. It's not as if going third party resulted in Sega's quality going up.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:26:09 AM
No.712506198
>>712490598 (OP)
>When is Nintendo going to stop being stubborn and start releasing their games on Steam?
Tendies multiple times more fanatical than any other console war faction.
As long as it works (and it really does, they basically own THE handheld, the only one on the market right now which gets actual attention, Steam Deck or ROG Ally are not even close), there's no reason to change anything. It's a very japanese approach to business.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:26:10 AM
No.712506202
>>712506280
>>712506034
Yeah glad I dodged that bullet lil troll bro
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:26:33 AM
No.712506235
>>712490598 (OP)
Ryujinx is still operational
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:27:15 AM
No.712506280
>>712506767
>>712506202
You're just that used to it!
Being a nigger and all...
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:27:17 AM
No.712506283
>>712506496
>>712506034
>gayest fucking nigger I've seen all day
Turn on your monitor and it won't be a problem.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:30:38 AM
No.712506496
>>712507402
>>712506283
Holy fuck you're stupid
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:33:33 AM
No.712506686
>>712507202
>>712506127
I don't understand your thinking at all. They would have to make better games to compete if they wanted multiplatform money.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:34:42 AM
No.712506767
>>712507142
>>712506280
grrr I'm so mad you called me a name!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:41:00 AM
No.712507142
>>712507629
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:41:49 AM
No.712507202
>>712507327
>>712506686
They would "have to", but they probably won't. Going third party has never actually resulted in better games. You seem to believe that Nintendo's games would improve simply because they'd have no other choice, but not having a choice doesn't necessarily mean you'll succeed at the one choice you do have. Nintendo generally likes to keep their budgets small and have complete control over their IPs. This is completely at odds with how most other third party devs operate.
The way I figure, the day Nintendo stops being first party is basically the day they'll pretty much give up. They'll probably keep making games, but whatever little bit of innovation they have these days will probably disappear. They'll become a shell of their former selves, wasting away until they become mediocrity incarnate, much like Sega.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:43:42 AM
No.712507327
>>712507468
>>712507686
>>712507202
Translation:
>Nintendo makes low budget shit that only tendies buy
If they went multiplatform they would go out of business because of this. No more tendies, no more caring since their games suck.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:43:58 AM
No.712507352
>>712501230
99% of pc games can be played on a budget laptop. You only need high end expensive components if you want to play the latest unreal engine garbage.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:44:55 AM
No.712507402
>>712506496
It could be worse; I could be you.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:45:48 AM
No.712507468
>>712507327
Nah. They'll start to leverage the popularity of their IPs and start trying to turn them into more large scale multimedia properties, going more hard into television, toy lines, films and general merchandise. The games will suffer and become safe and sterile, but at this point, Mario probably makes more money off of merchandising than games anyway.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:48:16 AM
No.712507629
>>712507721
>>712507142
I wish you the best going forward in life.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:49:17 AM
No.712507686
>>712509548
>>712507327
Alright well stop begging for their games then
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:49:47 AM
No.712507721
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:53:10 AM
No.712507954
>>712497808
Sony's problem is that they literally cannot stop stepping on rakes. Putting your shit on PC is not a long term strategy, it is a short term profit grab, because you're getting customers at the expense of making your own ecosystem weaker. Ask yourself why you think this decision makes sense when it's from the same people responsible for every fuck up Sony's been making for half a decade. From funding a baker's dozen live service games, the kneejerk acquisition of garbage studios, Playstation VR in its entirety, and so on. Why do you think THIS decision is better than any of those others?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:56:00 AM
No.712508118
>>712508245
>>712510361
I don't know why PC fags want nu-zelda so much. I was playing Tears of the Kingdom lately and yeah I was in tears. Tears of fucking boredom. What a shit game
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:57:49 AM
No.712508245
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:11:48 AM
No.712509053
>>712490598 (OP)
Xbox tranny cope thread. Got your Trans Ally pre-ordered yet? It runs all Steam, Xbox and PS games!!!! Xbox won!!!! AnaAnsan told me so!!!!!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:18:51 AM
No.712509417
I have questions regarding the Switch 2, will we get a Switch 2 without the dock, a digital-only Switch 2, a Switch 2 Lite, and if we get a Switch 2 Lite will it be physical or digital?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:19:59 AM
No.712509484
>>712490598 (OP)
It doesnt? Then how can I play it on pc?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:21:10 AM
No.712509548
>>712509934
>>712507686
I'm not you illiterate fuck. They have no games in the first place, I couldn't care less.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:23:00 AM
No.712509642
>>712510331
>>712490598 (OP)
Nintendo is far too greedy and controlling, they'll only come crawling to steam if they're in dire trouble. They will be forced onto PC at some point, but when that happens they'll make their own launcher.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:25:38 AM
No.712509801
>>712496984
Utter delusion. PC gaming is in by far a healthier and safer position than Nintendo.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:27:56 AM
No.712509934
>>712511006
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:34:40 AM
No.712510331
>>712509642
Wanting to control what's yours isn't all that abnormal, especially since Nintendo seems to be under the belief that everything they've created can be taken away from them at any moment.
That Donkey Kong lawsuit has pretty much put them into a stranglehold of paranoia.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:35:19 AM
No.712510361
>>712508118
This. Maybe Metroid could be put on PC, since that's the only IP from them that doesn't stink to high heaven.
>>712490598 (OP)
brand loyalty is for cattle
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:45:48 AM
No.712510939
>>712510805
This.
>Armored Core used to be playstation exclusive
>embraces being multiplat
>shoots up in quality, becomes one of the best mech games in existence
>AC6 completely BTFO games like Baldur's Gate and Tears of the Kingdom, without even trying
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:46:51 AM
No.712511006
>>712511325
>>712511793
>>712509934
haven't bought anything nintendo since the wii
emulated like 2 games since then
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:52:08 AM
No.712511292
>>712490598 (OP)
>When is Nintendo going to stop being stubborn and start releasing their games on Steam?
not in the foreseeable future, i think that the entire head of the company should change for something like that but even then good luck since their mentality is very strict. Also porting the games on PC could be challenging for the Japanese since they don't have a lot of knowledge or interest on this field, yes , there are the emulators but, i don't know (yeah also Nintendo use emulators, fucking hypocrites)
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:52:35 AM
No.712511325
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:53:57 AM
No.712511397
>>712510805
Yes I will trade 3 movie games for 10,000 former PC exclusives
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:59:41 AM
No.712511725
>>712513970
>>712514362
>>712490947
The joycon mouse feature only reinforces nintendos commitment to stay exclusive. Its literally there to bring more pc games to the switch. Not the other way around
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:00:53 AM
No.712511793
>>712511006
>he bought the casual ass wii
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:01:43 AM
No.712511854
>>712490598 (OP)
>switchn 2 fastest selling console of all time
Why would they bother?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:02:57 AM
No.712511917
>>712490947
>They also just broke launch sales records with the Switch
Sure bud
Gorillions were sold to people in needs in africa
Now niggers can play Mario Shart And live successefull lifes
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:03:59 AM
No.712511976
>>712512106
>lol Nintendo has no games
>why does Nintendo not put their games on steam?
PChuds sure are cute tsunderes
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:06:27 AM
No.712512106
>>712513045
>>712513278
>>712511976
>Nintendo games have a ton of problems
>which could be fixed on PC
Seems consistent to me.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:22:11 AM
No.712513045
>>712513143
>>712516180
>>712512106
>Nintendo games have a ton of problems
Don't think so
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:23:44 AM
No.712513143
>>712513294
>>712513045
Your games have problems just running at a consistent framerate unless you spend 10 extra dollars for an upgrade package, while PC users have emulated games at 60 FPS consistently for decades.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:26:19 AM
No.712513278
>>712513403
>>712512106
Why can't you just get a damn Steam Deck, wait for the Steam Deck 2, and get a Switch 2, you poor faggot?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:26:36 AM
No.712513294
>>712513403
>>712513484
>>712513143
Sounds like the problem is you're poor
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:28:29 AM
No.712513403
>>712513647
>>712513686
>>712513278
>>712513294
>YOU'RE JUST.... LE POOR
Ah yes, the typical comeback of someone who doesn't know the value of money, and just gives it to any grifter who asks.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:28:39 AM
No.712513406
>>712513603
>>712515870
>>712490598 (OP)
When PC finally has games of it's own ie never
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:30:22 AM
No.712513484
>>712513294
I thought PChads had 3000 dollar computers though?
Start making sense Ninsissy!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:32:33 AM
No.712513603
>>712515870
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:33:27 AM
No.712513647
>>712513802
>>712513403
You said $10 was a problem. That's all. Anyway that expense is already paid for since I already have the sub upgrade, and regardless it's already confirmed many titles get performance boosts without it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:34:18 AM
No.712513686
>>712513802
>>712513892
>>712513403
If you want Nintendo games you get the Switch or Switch 2, for everything else, you get a Steam Deck or wait for the Steam Deck 2. When you're crying about ports instead of just getting the device with the games that you want, you're poor.
>>712513647
>>712513686
>10 dollars is nothing
>I also love paying for online, with no tangible benefits whatsoever
>I love wasting money!
It's hard to understand posts like these. I'd rather spend my money on something good, instead of watered down garbage.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:38:43 AM
No.712513892
>>712514241
>>712513686
>You want Nintendkmo games you buy a Nintendo
The mountain comes to me because I'm a PChad, not a consolecuck, fuck your rules you silly bitch.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:39:09 AM
No.712513916
>>712490598 (OP)
lol
nintendo has a death grip on nostalgiafags, it's gonna take a whole generation before you ever see a single nintendo game on a pc officially. And even then it will be on a heavily drm locked cloud branded nintendo pc that costs 2000 usd
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:40:08 AM
No.712513970
>>712511725
It'll make emulation that much more smooth, too.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:45:36 AM
No.712514241
>>712513892
Then stop port begging like a bitch.
>>712513802
>playing online games in the first place
Nintendo Switch Online is only worth it for the classic games, nothing more.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:47:34 AM
No.712514362
>>712517310
>>712511725
Jesus fucking Christ, I absolutely hate Microsoft for holding gaming back with their dated ass controllers. Nintendo, Valve, and Sony innovate with their controllers while Microsoft continues to ignore features people actually want, even keeping other gaming handhelds using Windows from having trackpads. God, I hate that company.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:48:14 AM
No.712514401
same story every day here
>when will nintendo release their games on steam???
why bother? they are doing great without it. let's face it, most of you here don't have a computer powerful enough to satisfy the paltry requirements of a nintendo first party title.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:48:47 AM
No.712514429
>>712490598 (OP)
Nintendo will never do it because their exclusives are why people buy their shitty out of date consoles. Take that away and their consoles are pointless.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:53:00 AM
No.712514632
If botw can be played at 16k 420fps with mod support, how will they be able to sell it 4 times on new consoles?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:55:16 AM
No.712514781
>>712513802
>I love spending $2000 to play console ports while owning nothing
To each their own
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:58:07 AM
No.712514928
Everyone at Nintendo would rather sudoku than let their games go to PC. It's a matter of pride for them.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:58:58 AM
No.712514967
>>712490598 (OP)
IPs are all Nintendo has. Just emulate or wait for emulation. Who the fuck cares?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:00:29 AM
No.712515067
>>712515689
>>712490598 (OP)
Are you faggot snoy cucks done throwing your tantrum? Just go buy a Switch2 and start playing games.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:03:16 AM
No.712515203
>why hasn't the company that won the console war knelt to PC yet?
Did you think they raised their prices so much because they were desperate? Dumbass.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:09:33 AM
No.712515558
>>712490598 (OP)
I don't think we should hope for native ports outside of our own recompilations, lad. Did everyone memory-hole the buggy mess that was the BOTW PS4 port? They'll just never update things and be like "Oh, there's no such issue on our console, actually." With our luck, we'd lose recompilations and emulation forever once Nintendo starts using Denuvo.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:12:02 AM
No.712515689
>>712516243
>>712515067
Rent-free. And look at you, already done with and bored of your one game.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:13:37 AM
No.712515769
>>712490598 (OP)
look how barren and basic that shit looks on a steam page
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:13:54 AM
No.712515784
Sony sells consoles at a loss, so it is more profitable for them to sell games, Nintendo sells an overpriced tablet, so it is more profitable for them to sell a tablet than games.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:15:07 AM
No.712515860
>>712490598 (OP)
must have steam monopoly
pc faggots are the worst
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:15:26 AM
No.712515870
>>712515914
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:16:10 AM
No.712515914
>>712515958
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:16:45 AM
No.712515942
>>712501230
most post players using shit weaker then the ps3
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:17:07 AM
No.712515958
>>712515914
>Moving the goalpost
You lost, moron. Your games are all shit too, btw.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:17:32 AM
No.712515983
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:18:12 AM
No.712516024
>>712517514
>>712513802
you get like 2 games a month for that ten dolla
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:18:46 AM
No.712516054
>>712490598 (OP)
They stealth release their games on PC with emulation
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:21:28 AM
No.712516172
>>712499627
Honestly, this is correct, but not for the reasons anon says.
The problem with steam is it's too fucking big now, and there are actually a lot of aspects of it that are heavily enshittified already, like the campo santo game screeners and no consistent forum moderation standards. Gabe understands this to a certain extent, which is why you sometimes see him put his foot down rightly or wrongly.
As steam continues to grow, these "compartmentalized" problems will continue to grow worse, little fiefs and kingdoms will form in valve's middle-management that deals with different aspects of the service, and the guys that follow will not be even half as mindful about what's going on on the service.
The complete failure won't happen overnight, but it'll be a slow death of overcorportizing papercuts even if it stays a private company. Which is not guaranteed to begin with.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:21:33 AM
No.712516180
>>712516316
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:23:05 AM
No.712516243
>>712515689
so I guess not, I'll wait.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:24:24 AM
No.712516316
>>712517571
>>712516180
That's gamefreak
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:25:53 AM
No.712516387
>>712490598 (OP)
Nintendo made enough bank on the wii to last until like 2040 being in the negative, They have nothing going for them out side of exclusives which would not pull in the same amount of money they can current scam using hardware.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:44:21 AM
No.712517310
>>712517546
>>712514362
>Sony innovate with their controllers
They have done nothing past putting another analog stick
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:48:22 AM
No.712517514
>>712516024
aka free roms I can get on the internet.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:48:54 AM
No.712517546
>>712517310
More than whatever the hell Microsoft is doing, they are holding gaming back.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:49:22 AM
No.712517571
>>712519819
>>712516316
Does Nintendo allow them to sell their games on the switch? Yes? Then it's a problem with Nintendo refusing to enforce quality control.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:50:36 AM
No.712517624
>>712490598 (OP)
>EVERYONE SHOULD SELL THEIR GAMES ON STEAM AND TURN IT INTO A MONOPOLY
why are gabengoblins like this?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:55:25 AM
No.712517868
>>712517942
>>712490598 (OP)
Unless they get some Jim Ryan/Mattrick style CEO that utterly fucks up, I don't see it happening. Best case scenario they allow some third party games that can also be played on PC, like if they let Retro Studios release Metroid Prime on PC. Even this seems farfetched. As long as they're turning a profit with their hardware it doesn't seem like they'd need to turn to PC.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:56:52 AM
No.712517942
>>712517868
Also there's no way they'd turn to Steam. They'd just start their own PC service. Like how Apple has Apple Arcade.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:00:46 AM
No.712518112
>>712490947
Except the mouse feature is mouse + gyro so it also can detect rotation of the mouse.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:22:30 AM
No.712519140
>>712490598 (OP)
If they'd do that, then everyone would realize their games are just overrated piece of shit.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:25:50 AM
No.712519285
The only situation in the near future that I could see them make a game for PC, without there being some catastrophic situation in which they need PC sales to survive, would be if they made an MMO.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:28:54 AM
No.712519420
>>712510805
Should add a tendiejak, but he's tied up.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:30:04 AM
No.712519461
>>712505148
Thanks for bringing out the truth dude.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:30:15 AM
No.712519469
>>712519652
>>712490598 (OP)
Nintendo has like 8k employees, they're way bigger than Valve and those tiny companies.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:35:25 AM
No.712519652
>>712519469
>Valve
>white men only employees
>Nintendo
>7k jeets, 1k japanese, half of that are women
hmm
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:37:28 AM
No.712519732
>>712490598 (OP)
>no competition is ALLOWED
Nigga Iam so dissapointed this last gen that it was only Nintendo really putting anything half decent out of the big three, Sony and Microsoft fucking absolutely botched their advantage that Nintendo literally has free reign right now. They literally dont even have to try, and its all evidenced by the official release game of the Switch 2 being fucking MarioKart
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:39:43 AM
No.712519819
>>712517571
So it's not a problem when Gamefreak releases shitty games on other platforms?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8wzS9Pfa_0
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:43:05 AM
No.712519953
>>712522549
>>712490598 (OP)
Do they even make good games anymore? The last Nintendo console I had was the Wii and those games were a downgrade from GameCube games. Not sure they have anything I would buy.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:45:18 AM
No.712520045
>>712491075
Weird flex but okay.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:47:04 AM
No.712520110
>>712491210
They make double digit millions off of cs2 alone every month. You're nuts.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:49:49 AM
No.712520212
>>712491560
Get the ink ready.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:54:04 AM
No.712520424
>>712493127
>PS games on steam give valve 30%
>Steam games on third party hardware give valve 30%
???
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:54:34 AM
No.712520456
>>712498367
>How?
Next guy in line fucks up, Valve goes public or just sells itself to Microsoft for 20 billions. Whoever comes after Gabe is going to need a will of iron to resist being set for life without the worry of actually running a company.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:56:52 AM
No.712520557
>>712490598 (OP)
Most switch games already run way better and look better on PC than on switch1/2
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:01:25 AM
No.712520807
>>712490598 (OP)
stop being poor and buy switch 2
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:24:49 AM
No.712521942
>>712495779
This is kiketendo we're talking about, they charge you 20 bucks for games from 40 years ago and you need to pay that price again when you go from switch 1 to switch 2
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:36:21 AM
No.712522471
>>712491687
>This wouldn't kill Nintendo's console sales
It absolutely would. Part of why their sales are so high is the variety of games, I mean let's say you have about 500k buying a system purely for those games each, you listed 6 different series, that's 3m sales right there. Of course that's also an extreme low ball but the point is that's a not insignificant chunk of sales.
On top of that you also have expectations, once one game is ported people will expect the rest and refuse to buy the ones that they don't intend to port until they do.
>but these games still deserve a chance to be played by a wider audience
Bold of you to assume they would sell more and to other audiences just because they were put on pc. There's already a massive overlap in users between Nintendo and PC as it is.
Also in the case of Metroid specifically, Dread is the best selling Metroidvania game in the genre, not only does that show how niche the genre is but also that it doesn't need to be ported if it can sell more on one platform than all of those multiplats.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:38:10 AM
No.712522549
>>712519953
>The last Nintendo console I had was the Wii and those games were a downgrade from GameCube games.
If you believe that then your problem is contrarianism, not Nintendo downgrading their games.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:44:50 AM
No.712522841
>>712490598 (OP)
>Sony and MS are fleeing Nintendo's domination of the console market
>that means Nintendo should too
Why?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:49:42 AM
No.712523034
>>712490598 (OP)
>pcvehans fully own up to their sour grapes
shocking no one.
buy a switch2 you poorfaggots.