Thread 712499524

What's the last game you're going to play while the world goes down in flames /v/?

>>712499524 (OP)
Nothing ever happens

People keep saying this and I'm starting to wonder if I should turn on the news. But to answer your question I wouldn't play any games, I'd rent out an entire brothel and you should too

>playing vidya at the last moment of your pathetic life
i seriously hope you guys arent like this

>>712499705
Israel literally just decapitated the Iranian military high command.

>>712499524 (OP)
final fantasy seven dawg
u know what it is mein neger

>>712499524 (OP)
For fuck's sakes its just another one of Israel and Iran's retarded hissyfits, how many times do we have to have this happen before you pick up the hint this shit's never gonna escalate.

>>712499804
Holy fuck just checked twitter and it's real. Being involved in a nuclear world war because of greedy Jews that want more land I can't believe it. Honestly israel just did something like career suicide

zoomGODs aint getting drafted to either iran or taiwan

Threads like these are funny to me because you can tell that misanthropes are pleading for the world to get blown up (because they're too scared of committing suicide) but shit never happens so they keep spiraling further and further

Nothing ever happens.

>>712499524 (OP)
Probably I'll play some Touhou in lunatic. The sounds and the music just make me smile and that's how I want to go.

>>712499804
good. fuck that islamist shithole. iran should be the biggest ally of the west in the region

Can't help but get scared out of my fucking mind everytime something like this happens, even when it doesn't amount to anything. Am I too much of a pussy?

>>712500980
nah you still give some bit of a shit

Fuck Israel, why are they always such faggot warmongerers

>>712501023
Gods chosen people. Please understand.

>>712500980
Im more pissed that I just got a job I enjoy and things in life are looking good and shitskins are trying to end it all

>>712500980
In an ideal world we would just watch the kikes and sandniggers destroy each other.

Test

>>712500980
You're just young.
>even when it doesn't amount to anything
It NEVER EVER does. It NEVER EVER will.
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS
>b-but
Doesn't effect me. Simple as. It really fucking doesn't.

If you actually do research it's pretty obvious this entire thing is a psyop. Like it's so blatantly fake and gay that it's not even funny.

>>712501337
the theater of war

You lose no matter the outlook you have on this. You should just ignore it.

>>712500980
That's relatively normal, but at the end of the day you should learn not to engage with outragebait

>>712500980
>Man pouring 25 gallons of canola oil down the drain.webm

>>712499524 (OP)
Stellar Blade

>>712501337
This. This war is nothing but a meme.

>>712500124
>nuclear world war
Nukes from who?

>>712500980
You have absolutely zero control over it, so why freak out over it? Learn stoicism my nigga.

>>712499804
so
they never do anything
they have been fighting for centuries

>>712501567
Anyone who has them

>>712501569
the idea that everything you've loved can be wiped away over old grudges and egos still sucks, not gonna fault anyone for still holding the capacity to feel that

>>712501567
Who cares once that genie gets let out there is no way of putting it back in again.

>>712500734
no pubes????

>>712501627
>>712501763
No one who has them cares or is getting involved.
Or is Israel and does not need to.

>>712500124
>this fucking idiot actually thinks anything happened
>he thinks "erm but they literally just bombed literally who" is a happening
nothing is happening. play videogames

>>712500980
>Am I too much of a pussy?

Yes. Whenever people talk about the end of the world, I get excited. You wouldn't understand because you haven't spent your life on 4chan like I have. Nobody using this website would understand.
I was here on this website when the people were still worth talking to, and they're all gone now. What's left? Just whatever these things are that spam every thread on the board. I know because I have almost everything auto filtered.
First reply is roughly a minute after thread creation. 37 replies in 37 minutes.
Conclusion: Shitskin NPCs aren't enjoying the 99% auto filtered section.
Someone reply to this post after I've filtered the thread.

>>712499705
same. Ill go out getting my balls drained and my dick in some pussy.

>>712500734
The demoralization rituals will continue.

>>712501707
Nukes literally are not real. Once you realize this you'll quickly learn that all this shit is just theater, orchestrated to push nihilistic ideology and make you 24/7 afraid of things that do not even exist. Or if they do exist, they don't affect you in the slightest and never will.

Is this actually important? or is this the 50th nothing burger?

lol what a gay

>>712502063
you already know the answer

>>712501864
No I think this is a significant event, Israel attacked Iran and the first thing the U.S. said was "lol wasn't us pls don't attack us". Basically giving Iran green light to retaliate in any way they see fit. It's interesting stuff

>>712502004
I hope that you have a good rest of your day Filter-sama and I wish you the best. Play any good vidya lately in between hiding threads?

>>712499804
They did this about 5 years ago too, Iran bombed an empty air strip in Iraq and called it a day.

>>712502041
>nooks aren't real
>and neither is space
Grim

>>712500980
You sound naive, not like a pussy.
Anyone would be scared of a nuclear holocaust, which is exactly why nothing ever happens.
The US, Russia, and China would bomb their own allies before letting them drag them into a nuclear war.
China already threatened NK, Russia already threatened Iran, and the US already threatened Israel.

>>712502041
yeah nice thought n all but I'd love hearing you say that to the Japanese lmao

>>712502147
Pocket Billiards mostly

>>712502131
>No I think this is a significant event

>>712502206
>implying Japan even exists
Come on now

>>712502206
Hiroshima and Nagasaki were just firebombed. No nukes. You can't nuke a city if nukes don't exist.

>Brian Wilson dies
>Immediate World War 3
The Beach Boys were the only ones maintaining world peace

>>712500980
It's human nature to worry. Not a bad trait to have honestly, it shows you still give a damn.

>>712502206
Japan, Australia, and New Zealand do not exist. You have been fooled.

>>712502304
who says I even do?

americans are not real

>>712502063
>Is this actually important? or is this the 50th nothing burger?
Aliens will just intercept the missle

>>712502369
Mike Love killed Brian Wilson several decades ago, that was just a reanimated corpse. Same thing as Paul McCartney and David Bowie.

>>712501851
>>712501864
>>712502154
>>712502250

These are mossad

>>712502369
I just wasn't made for these times

>>712502494
>"Nothing is happening" is le epic CIA glownigger phrase
kys

>THIS IS IT
>THIS TIME FOR REAL
>THE LAST 500 TIMES WERE ALL JUST FLUKES
>THIS TIME IT'S HAPPENING
Fuck off.

>>712502471
It's true, I'm just south east Russian

>>712502410
Can confirm we do not exist anymore.

>>712502620
Did moot finally defeat the australians?

>>712502562
You are mossad, go do your Mossad posting where it actually matters

>>712502772
Can't beat what never existed

WW3 is inevitable

I will never believe anything is ever happening until the White House gets nuked or some other equally big shit goes down, and neither should you.

>>712502063
There's a slim chance we get another 9/11 from people assmad that we give a shitton of funding to Isreal. Otherwise, no.

>>712502910
NHI is showing up more frequently either because we are creating an AI god or because we start WW3

Bros, something just flew over my house

>>712500980
nothing ever happens
imagine letting nothingburgers cause you mental anguish

>>712502872
This

"nothing ever happens" said the dinosaurs

>>712503151
meant for >>712503047

>>712503162
>dinosaurs
Didn't exist bro

>>712503073
AN ISRAELI WARHEAD JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE (I LIVE IN IRAN)

>>712503183
Ok tell me your theory why NHI are showing up more frequently

>>712503209
Your face didn't exist

>>712503236
Some demonic reason. Don't care. They can fuck off.

Woah the autocomplete captcha is nice!
I have been hearing a weird whistling sounasfiheba fed

>>712503250
>average dorcelessness enjoyer

>>712503304
OK you are subscribing to the Collins elite theory then? Could be something to it

>>712503314
>I have been hearing a weird whistling sounasfiheba fed
bruh

>>712499524 (OP)
nothing ever happens

>>712499524 (OP)
can we just wipe the entirety of the middle east off the face of the planet already

I mastered quantum immortality years ago and made sure that I will always remain in a timeline where nothing terrible happens that affects me, so there's nothing to worry about

>>712503419
>mastered quantum immortality
How do you do that? I thought it's something that just passively happens to anyone who's conscious.

>>712503419
Neat

>>712503419
Based

>>712503470
It is, but if you learn to tap into it you can use it for things that aren't necessarily life or death, like losing a limb.

>>712503419
So why not just move to Israel or Palastine to stop this retarded shit

>>712499524 (OP)
Nobody cares you fucking retarded subterranean IQ dysgenic faggot ape. Imagine your whole fucking personality is posting off-topic shit because you have nothing else interesting to say. Kill yourself.

no fucking around, how many of you ACTUALLY think that something will come out of this? israel does this every fucking year at LEAST.

nothing will happen

>>712503470
Just be yourself bro

>>712503576
Why would I want to move to a shithole? Not my problem

>>712503570
Teach me anon-sama

>>712503725
no fucking around, did anyone ACTUALLY think anything was going to come of Russia getting a little bit of chicken fried and cold beer on a Friday night in Ukraine?

>>712503413
We need another Manhattan Project but for something even better than nukes.

>>712499524 (OP)
stellar blade

I spent all day today fucking my dakimakura instead of playing vidya
I think I came in her over 15 times
I literally fell asleep still inside her and woke up and fucked her some more
My balls have never been so empty
Cumming while looking into her eyes and kissing her makes me so happy
It felt so good I could feel my heartbeat in my tummy
just being inside her feels so calming and blissful
I get so excited I can't even move and just lie there with her wrapped all around me while I throb

Castlevania Aria Of Sorrow

>>712499524 (OP)
Of course a happening happens when I'm ultra-busy with irl shit
I GOT SHIT TO DO AND WORK TO COMPLETE

>>712501335
>>712501465
>>712502201
>>712503087
It makes logical sense, just can't help but always have that "what if" looming in the back of my head.

>>712504245
>that's a nice world you have there fleshling

>>712503725
Whenever something happens to Israel or India, board quality improves. I am hoping somewhere in the future they get their just desserts.

/v/eddit it's time to put down the BING BING WAHOO and go to your nearest recruiting station

>>712505167
This but add africa and russia too

>>712504928
>achieve quantum immortality or kalpa sidestepping
>sit back and relax while the whole simulation glasses itself in real time

>>712503024
>another 9/11
you mean another israeli/deep state false flag operation to justify wars in the middle east?

>>712500980
Yeah, why even care? You ended up here, is your life really that amazing?

>>712500980
Stuff has been going on almost constantly throughout human history, it might seem scary because it seems like it’s more frequent than it ever was but I guarantee it’s just because you’re getting to the age where you’re paying attention to the news more, I remember the exact same thing happening to me

>>712505159
I HAVE LE SOUL

>>712499524 (OP)
the rest of us are not going down with those 2 countries, they'll sort themselves out and our leaders around the world won't jump on the opportunity to get involved. Why? Because world leaders are so goddamn smart and we chose them with the power of our vote.

So I'm gonna game in peace and..!
What's that white flash out der, it -

>>712499804
An Iranian military high command just flew over my house!

>>712505535
>implying
Can't have what you never owned in the first place

>>712504245
E = mc^2 + AI...

>>712503725
Your daddy trump will keep sucking jew cock so what's the issue?

>>712505616
Stfu ginger

>>712501851
Israel has nukes and if you seriously think Iran does not have any nukes after decades you are 100% living in fantasy land. Though, genuinely nothing will happen. This will not escalate into anything beyond a regional conflict, and nukes will not be used.

>>712506191
Would it be global if nukes were used?

>>712506259
It could end like Fallout where the middle east turns to glass and the world splits between the east and the west. Minus clean fusion, laser guns, power armor and safety vaults for the pay piggies.

/tv/ jannies must be having fun since that board is basically blue /pol/

Can someone explain why Israel and the U.S are so anal about Iran? Is it because they don't bend the knee to them like other Middle Eastern countries?

>>712506609
Persia 3.0 minus the immortal god emperor leading the way. It would be a different story if the Zoroastrians were still in power.

>>712506259
Nukes aren't real, anon.

>>712506259
Yes, but it would not come to a kinetic war. There would simply be an embargo from all major players. Both Iran and Israel’s allies would completely abandon them and leave them to their war until the fires of conflict subsided.

>>712506609
>has enough oil to control the international energy market
>USA depends on international sales of oil to be done in dollars otherwise said dollars are worthless

gee anon its a big fuckign mystery, better be that hecking desert religion or some stupid cultural bullshit like >>712506818 is saying and definitely not material reasons

>>712506609
Iran is a militant power directed by religious extremists in direct opposition to western religion and culture. They are natural enemies. Israel is hated by literally everything country that surrounds it.

>>712507481
When did relations with Iran sour? What major events precipitated it? Perhaps a radical change in the country. Really makes you think!

>>712499804
That's it?

>>712507595
Yeah it does....

>>712507595
>When did relations with Iran sour? What major events precipitated it?
when the shah was removed, he was a CIA plant that was put there to secure oil sales in dollars
the entire iraq/iran war was america trying to reinstall their asset
>>712507515
>he still thinks nations operate based on values or principals
lmaoing at your retard ass, kys religious cuck

>>712507481
Oil is on its way out

>>712504120
ROUGE!!!!!!! ROUGE!

>brainlet thinks he knows shit
Like pottery

>>712499524 (OP)
dark souls 2

>>712507903
>fusion
>becoming feasible in our lifetimes
Wew

>>712507726
>it has NOTHING to do with my crazy faggot desert religion trust me guise!!
Uh huh, I’m sure you think those poor Muswims dindu nuffin!

don't care

>>712499524 (OP)
Donkey Kong Bananza, and the next 3D Mario.

>>712508098
20 more years

>>712507903
hi elon, you've taken over you're allowed fent for the day, this isnt twitter
>>712508187
hi grandpa, desert storm was over 20 years ago, please go back to bed

>>712508187
My religion > your religion

>>712508187
how did you manage to type this between chugging down jewish cum?

>>712508204
your tax dollars fund the conflict so I think people should care a little

>the nukes will fall for real this time trust
Yeah yeah I've heard that one before

>>712508548
they won't fall it'll be another CoD 4 situation where one goes off and levels some shithole in the middle east

>>712508478
>thieves who imprison me if I refuse to give them my money are using my money for bad things
ok. what can I do about it?

>>712508416
i disavow the Torah and think Israel should be destroyed. Go ahead and tell me the same of Muhammad and his retarded desert religion or you’re just another brown animal seething

>>712508638
>it'll be ANOTHER CoD 4 situation
You know that wasn't based on real events, right?

>>712502471
Yeah I'm unreal

nothing ever happens

>>712499524 (OP)
>he thinks WWIII is gonna happen

>>712499524 (OP)
Gonna play my guitar, sip some whiskey.
>Using your last moments on earth to mess around with vidya
phew

>>712508773
>i disavow the Torah and think Israel should be destroyed. Go ahead and tell me the same of Muhammad and his retarded desert religion
ok so we're on the same level on one thing
but the people who actually make up the status quo couldnt give less of a shit about religion or nationality and it shows in their politics
grow up

>>712499705
Nah it’s nothing

Realistically speaking, what would it take for Israel to get wiped off the face of the Earth like they deserve? It's certainly not gonna be Iran who does it, I know that much.

>>712509379
id bet internal collapse happens first
they lost like 10% of their population from emigration and their economy is in the perma shitter

>>712507665
>tfw no hot iranian gf

>>712509379
The world would literally have to band together to get it done.

>>712509379
I almost wanna say some sort of virus but they would fly to other parts of the world and we have a global epidemic again. They would do it spitefully too, trying to take down and infect anyone they can. Earthquake? Hurricane? Nah those don't happen there. The only real solution is them getting nuked but whoever nukes them is fucked, and by proxy everyone they know is fucked.

>>712509379
Hereditary disease.

>>712499781
>posting on /v/ during the last moments of your pathetic life
You're not so different from us

Probably League of Legends
or
WoW

>>712499524 (OP)
I wouldn't play a single game, I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.

>>712509651
Yep, lot of israelies in Iran right now ironically. It's safer.

>>712509379
It would take everyone else getting glassed too. Just like they orchestrated

>>712499524 (OP)
this picture was the icon of some game for iphone 2 that was just a worms armageddon clone but with tanks.
I never found it again.
I remember one of the end game weapons was a gatling artillery that chewed through the terrain. lots of fun to use on assholes who hid inside a tunnel.
I have never seen as much variety on types of tank shells as in that game. not even in warthunder.

>>712501815
too young.

how do I lose my virginity before the world ends???

>>712511986
Prostitutes exist. Go to a truck stop after dark.

>>712509379
Revive Hadrian

israel got bored of the palestine war?

>>712512080
Every single war in the middle east over the last 40+ years has just been a proxy conflict between Israel and Iran. Iran's buffer deterrents in hezbollah and Hamas have been effectively eliminated finally.

Iran is weak and ripe for a buttfucking.

>>712506259
>Iran responds by using conventional missiles on Tel Aviv
>Israel responds by nuking Tehran
>USA makes excuses for how this is good actually
>every other western power does the same
>since nukes are now good, the India-Pakistan and Russia-Ukraine conflicts are suddenly able to and even encouraged to use nukes
>upcoming US-China conflict has just gone from slowly escalating for the next decade, to starting with nukes when it does start

>>712512264
Nice list of things that will never happen

>>712512080
They know orange retard will bail them out if they start getting what they deserve, hope all those pedophile voters are ready to die for Israel

>>712507405
>Both Iran and Israel’s allies would completely abandon them and leave them to their war until the fires of conflict subsided
I hope you're right. There are so many stupid fucks who would fight tooth and nail to make sure we don't abandon (((our greatest ally))) even though they're too old and retarded to get drafted and I'm not fucking dying for a country I've always despised

>>712512376
>hope all those pedophile voters are ready to die for Israel
Nigger, USA is Israel's golem no matter who got elected. Did you not watch the "debate" between Trump and Kamala where they question of Israel was met with
>I love Israel the most!
>No *I* love Israel the most!
Did I fucking hallucinate that clown show, or are you just retarded?

>>712512376
>hope all those pedophile voters are ready to die for Israel
Why did anon bring Brazil into this?

>>712499524 (OP)
ill probably just listen to maplestory bgm while getting drunk

>>712499524 (OP)
Dark Souls

>>712512679
Who moved the US embassy to Jerusalem? Who said Gaza should be emptied out and given to Israel? Who said anyone criticizing Israel should be arrested? Israel is grateful there are subhumans as retarded as you enabling their most willing puppets, hopefully you will die for them soon

>>712499524 (OP)
Something comfy , little big adventure 2 mass effect 3.

>>712499524 (OP)
not dying for jewlensky game, it makes jews, eurocucks, redditors and trannies seethe and mald

>>712512896
Ok Shlomo

>>712512896
>Who said Gaza should be emptied out and given to Israel? Who said anyone criticizing Israel should be arrested?
Literally you, just now. Retard.

>General Salami
General Shawarma now

>>712500580
based, my kinda people

>>712499639
this /thread

>>712500980
I'm not scared, I'm pissed that my life is constantly at risk because of middle eastern religious shitfucks.

>>712507665
All due respect for the Iranian people, but something has got to be wrong with them to just let a bunch of Islamic radicals stay in power for 50 years.

>>712516065
>can't vote them out
>extremely difficult to fight them off
>america and israel is actively against you
>their religion is too retarded so there isn't proper unification
It's just not that easy

>>712507481
Fuckin Sauce???

nothing

I’m tired of being worried about this shit, I just wanna play vidya man. I know nothing ever happens but I can help but get worried.

>>712518439
You will die for the cause one way or another.

>>712516065
>50 years
Small time numbers for any nation worth their weight in cobalt.

>>712499804
Isn't this like the 5th time? What are they going to do, raise up another red flag of irritation?

Fallout 76
I will die like one of the skeletons sitting in a chair
COUNTRY ROADS
TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
I BELONG
WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MAMA
TAKE ME HOME
COUNTRY ROADS

>>712518439
Anon.. how old are you? I remember when the news told me that the asteroid Apophis was going to end all life on earth by 2012 back in like, 2002 and was deathly terrified of that happening for a while. I was like... eleven years old at the time and I've never been terrified of anything the news has said since.

If you're not sick and tired of life by now then you are definitely underaged and shouldn't be posting here.