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Anonymous No.712517338 >>712518675 >>712518886 >>712519237 >>712519487 >>712519560 >>712519561 >>712519595 >>712519642 >>712520015 >>712521210 >>712521968 >>712522202 >>712522727 >>712522736
>"Thank you, the player!"
>shows player's IP address
Anonymous No.712518675
>>712517338 (OP)
Anonymous No.712518826
>Thank you for playing
>Full name and address
Anonymous No.712518886
>>712517338 (OP)
>and FUCK YOU for playing!
Anonymous No.712519123 >>712519560
>"And special thanks... to you..."
>shows a webcam pic of my face
Anonymous No.712519237
>>712517338 (OP)
>"Thank you so much for playing my game!"
>shows pic of you taken from outside of your room
Anonymous No.712519238 >>712524368
>Dedicated to: Anon [19xx - CURRENT DAY]
>start feeling pressure in my chest
Anonymous No.712519263 >>712519594
I played a game when it unironically turned on the camera on my phone and showed my face in the game
Anonymous No.712519487
>>712517338 (OP)
>"And our biggest thanks"
>"to you!"
>plays a video of your pic getting a cum tribute from the director
Anonymous No.712519559 >>712523473 >>712524405
>"and our biggest thanks"
>"to the mujahideen"
>console starts ticking
Anonymous No.712519560 >>712520035 >>712520997 >>712521357
>>712517338 (OP)
>>712519123
Has anyone actually done this stuff
Anonymous No.712519561
>>712517338 (OP)
>Are We Cool Yet?
Anonymous No.712519594
>>712519263
Doesn't Solatorobo also do this on a DSi or 3DS in some cutscenes
Anonymous No.712519595 >>712521854 >>712523101
>>712517338 (OP)
>Thank you John from Pennsylvania
>and even though your ex girlfriend crushed your sense of self, all of your friends left and no one has called in 5 years,
>We still appreciate you playing our game
Anonymous No.712519642 >>712519727 >>712519918
>>712517338 (OP)
>"And THANK YOU the player!"
>shows picture of you at your computer from behind
Anonymous No.712519727
>>712519642
Kek
Anonymous No.712519918
>>712519642
Now that I think about it, you could do a pretty convincing fake in a PC game
> Create a generic "person at a desk" 3D scene.
> Dark enough that there's no clear details (PC player is probably playing in low light)
> Detect the size and relative position of the player's monitors (possible on most OSs)
> Lay 3D monitors according to that information.
> Take a screenshot of the entire desktop (again, pretty easy)
> Put that on the monitors
> Make the game camera low-res, with fake video encoding, to hide the lack of detail
> Have it move toward the "player" from behind with mo-capped handheld movement
Anonymous No.712519947
>โ€Thank you for playing!โ€
>get a text on my phone
>โ€PRESIDENTAL ALERT! Nuclear strike imminent!โ€
Anonymous No.712520015
>>712517338 (OP)
I love it when they pick the steam name and when it's a cracked version the cracker group is thanked since they set their name as username

>and a big thanks to SKIDROW
Anonymous No.712520035
>>712519560
I think I remember a vtuber getting accidentally face revealed by shit like this
Anonymous No.712520329
>"And special thanks... to you..."
>shows a mexican cartel video of the player getting beheaded
Anonymous No.712520497 >>712521312 >>712521904
>"Thanks for playing, you should have a vacation!"
>game sniffs packets and requests a ban across all your social media
Anonymous No.712520997 >>712521208
>>712519560
the final boss of bravely default had the background be a tear in the fabric of the universe, through the tear to can see your stupid ugly face cause the 3ds camera gets turned on for this part.
Anonymous No.712521075
>Thank you for playing!
>October 3rd 2047 6:42pm, prostate cancer
Anonymous No.712521208
>>712520997
That's amazing
Anonymous No.712521210
>>712517338 (OP)
>โ€Thank you for playing!โ€
>show player confidential penis inspection info
Anonymous No.712521312
>>712520497
>"Thanks for playing, but piracy is a crime."
>FBI agents in Nintendo merchandise kick down your door
Anonymous No.712521357
>>712519560
Tearaway, kinda.
Anonymous No.712521389
>Character's idle animation is it blinking your name and social security number in morse code
Anonymous No.712521854
>>712519595
Bit specific there... you okay anon? Do you need a hug?
Anonymous No.712521904
>>712520497
>Fuck you so much for a-to-playing my game
Anonymous No.712521968 >>712522041 >>712522157
>>712517338 (OP)
>and thank you, the player
>flashes a picture taken from outside the window of your room
Anonymous No.712522041
>>712521968
>Cuts to live drone footage of your house
Anonymous No.712522157 >>712522219
>>712521968
>and fuck you, the player
>webcam turns on and there's someone standing behind you
Anonymous No.712522202
>>712517338 (OP)
>Thank you so much for playing our game, 192.162.1.1!
Anonymous No.712522219
>>712522157
>turn around
>get my cock sucked
Anonymous No.712522501 >>712523694
>special thanks to all these people
>AND YOU
>AND THE GUY BEHIND YOU
Anonymous No.712522582 >>712522632
>Thank you for playing
>console window flashes for less than a second
Anonymous No.712522632 >>712522678
>>712522582
>>console window
What?
Anonymous No.712522678 >>712522769 >>712523018
>>712522632
I sometimes refer to the command prompt as a console window and I don't know how it got stuck in my head like that it just did at some point.
Anonymous No.712522727
>>712517338 (OP)
>And thank you, the player, for your beautiful wife
>Laugh, then I start to notice that my son suddenly looks a lot less like me
Anonymous No.712522736
>>712517338 (OP)
>start game
>game already has a profile set up for you with all your info
Anonymous No.712522769
>>712522678
anyone who has used a pc will know what you mean anyway
Anonymous No.712523018
>>712522678
>I don't know how it got stuck in my head like that
You played a lot of Source Engine games?
Anonymous No.712523038
>Thank us for making the game!
>-20$ wire transfer from bank account
Anonymous No.712523101
>>712519595
Hang in there, ratfriend.
Anonymous No.712523468
>and a special thank you to the People's Republic of China for playing!
>ๆ„š่ ข็š„็พŽๅ›ฝๅธๅ›ฝไธปไน‰็Œช็‹—ๆฏซๆ— ๆˆ’ๅฟƒใ€‚ๅ…ฅไพตๅฐ†ๆŒ‰่ฎกๅˆ’่ฟ›่กŒใ€‚ไธญๅ…ฑไธ‡ๅฒ!
Anonymous No.712523473
>>712519559
lmao
Anonymous No.712523694
>>712522501
lmao
Anonymous No.712524368
>>712519238
Kek
Anonymous No.712524405
>>712519559
That sounds pretty unamerican to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqWjJdXKIXA
Anonymous No.712524467
>Thank you for playing. Any last words?