Thread 712517338

>"Thank you, the player!"
>shows player's IP address

>Thank you for playing
>Full name and address

>>712517338 (OP)
>and FUCK YOU for playing!

>"And special thanks... to you..."
>shows a webcam pic of my face

>>712517338 (OP)
>"Thank you so much for playing my game!"
>shows pic of you taken from outside of your room

>Dedicated to: Anon [19xx - CURRENT DAY]
>start feeling pressure in my chest

I played a game when it unironically turned on the camera on my phone and showed my face in the game

>>712517338 (OP)
>"And our biggest thanks"
>"to you!"
>plays a video of your pic getting a cum tribute from the director

>"and our biggest thanks"
>"to the mujahideen"
>console starts ticking

>>712517338 (OP)
>>712519123
Has anyone actually done this stuff

>>712517338 (OP)
>Are We Cool Yet?

>>712519263
Doesn't Solatorobo also do this on a DSi or 3DS in some cutscenes

>>712517338 (OP)
>Thank you John from Pennsylvania
>and even though your ex girlfriend crushed your sense of self, all of your friends left and no one has called in 5 years,
>We still appreciate you playing our game

>>712517338 (OP)
>"And THANK YOU the player!"
>shows picture of you at your computer from behind

>>712519642
Kek

>>712519642
Now that I think about it, you could do a pretty convincing fake in a PC game
> Create a generic "person at a desk" 3D scene.
> Dark enough that there's no clear details (PC player is probably playing in low light)
> Detect the size and relative position of the player's monitors (possible on most OSs)
> Lay 3D monitors according to that information.
> Take a screenshot of the entire desktop (again, pretty easy)
> Put that on the monitors
> Make the game camera low-res, with fake video encoding, to hide the lack of detail
> Have it move toward the "player" from behind with mo-capped handheld movement

>”Thank you for playing!”
>get a text on my phone
>”PRESIDENTAL ALERT! Nuclear strike imminent!”

>>712517338 (OP)
I love it when they pick the steam name and when it's a cracked version the cracker group is thanked since they set their name as username

>and a big thanks to SKIDROW

>>712519560
I think I remember a vtuber getting accidentally face revealed by shit like this

>"And special thanks... to you..."
>shows a mexican cartel video of the player getting beheaded

>"Thanks for playing, you should have a vacation!"
>game sniffs packets and requests a ban across all your social media

>>712519560
the final boss of bravely default had the background be a tear in the fabric of the universe, through the tear to can see your stupid ugly face cause the 3ds camera gets turned on for this part.

>Thank you for playing!
>October 3rd 2047 6:42pm, prostate cancer

>>712520997
That's amazing

>>712517338 (OP)
>”Thank you for playing!”
>show player confidential penis inspection info

>>712520497
>"Thanks for playing, but piracy is a crime."
>FBI agents in Nintendo merchandise kick down your door

>>712519560
Tearaway, kinda.

>>712519595
Bit specific there... you okay anon? Do you need a hug?

>>712520497
>Fuck you so much for a-to-playing my game

>>712517338 (OP)
>and thank you, the player
>flashes a picture taken from outside the window of your room

>>712521968
>Cuts to live drone footage of your house

>>712521968
>and fuck you, the player
>webcam turns on and there's someone standing behind you

>>712517338 (OP)
>Thank you so much for playing our game, 192.162.1.1!

>>712522157
>turn around
>get my cock sucked

>special thanks to all these people
>AND YOU
>AND THE GUY BEHIND YOU

>Thank you for playing
>console window flashes for less than a second

>>712522582
>>console window
What?

>>712522632
I sometimes refer to the command prompt as a console window and I don't know how it got stuck in my head like that it just did at some point.

>>712517338 (OP)
>And thank you, the player, for your beautiful wife
>Laugh, then I start to notice that my son suddenly looks a lot less like me

>>712517338 (OP)
>start game
>game already has a profile set up for you with all your info

>>712522678
anyone who has used a pc will know what you mean anyway

>>712522678
>I don't know how it got stuck in my head like that
You played a lot of Source Engine games?

>Thank us for making the game!
>-20$ wire transfer from bank account

>>712519595
Hang in there, ratfriend.

>and a special thank you to the People's Republic of China for playing!
>愚蠢的美国帝国主义猪狗毫无戒心。入侵将按计划进行。中共万岁!

>>712519559
lmao

>>712522501
lmao

>>712519238
Kek

>>712519559
That sounds pretty unamerican to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqWjJdXKIXA