Thread 712607746 - /v/ [Archived: 1007 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:15:02 AM No.712607746
clair o
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>no one talking about it anymore
Is its FotM moment of fame over?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:19:13 AM No.712607924
It was literally 10 days before everyone stopped but the most hardcore french devs that kept posting threads. It didn't even make it a month.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:22:52 AM No.712608092
>>712607746 (OP)
Tbh I got kind of bored halfway through act 2 but it was a good game, I think gaming is just boring in general now because everything aims for mediocre. This game was not that good but no one has been able to improve on any of the formulas for 20 years so we just get rehashes of the same things over and over.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:23:43 AM No.712608134
>>712608092
BUT IT HAS QTE... QTE NON STOP ALL GAME!!! GOOD NOW BECAUSE NEW!!!
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:24:22 AM No.712608174
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>>712607746 (OP)
It's amazing how much of COE33's reputation was purely manufactured before the game was even launched. More amazing still was how many retards ate it up without ever considering whether it was true or not.
Unironcally, it's what Squaresoft did with Final Fantasy VII all over again by propping it up as "the Hollywood of vidya" and no one questioned it.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:24:47 AM No.712608190
>>712607746 (OP)
shill money dried up
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:27:23 AM No.712608340
>>712607746 (OP)
haven't finished playing it on youtube yet
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:28:50 AM No.712608418
>>712608174
but those games are good
most of them at least
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:41:59 AM No.712609060
>>712607746 (OP)
It was always fotm. Atleast it outsold metaflop I guess.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:52:53 AM No.712609580
oh-please
oh-please
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>>712607746 (OP)
>>712608134

Before E33:
>corridor simulator BAD, movie game BAD, QTE BAD, linear gameplay BAD, turn-based BAD, JRPG very BAD

After E33:
>corridor simulator GOOD, movie game GOOD, QTE GOOD, linear gameplay GOOD, turn-based GOOD, JRPG very GOOD

The shit game design that people have been complaining about for years is now being shilled as the best thing since sliced bread. It is honestly ridiculous how astroturfed E33 was. It is nothing special, just your typical 7/10 FOTM sloppa.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:53:54 AM No.712609630
>>712609580
Execution matters, dolt.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:55:15 AM No.712609694
Is Expert worth putting up with all the bullshit?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:59:58 AM No.712609928
It gets boring talking to mentally ill people who didn't really understand the story, but project their cope all over it.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:02:41 AM No.712610063
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>>712607746 (OP)
>Lune's hot
>Verso's ending being the correct ending
>Arguing with delusional MaelleFags about how objectively bad their ending is
>Lune's feet

We can only talk about these same topics so much.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:04:58 AM No.712610179
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>>712609580
It seems that MR. ANONYMOUS of 4chan is pleased also with neither QTEs nor timed parrying.
The gameplay of the direction which he prefers was prepared.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:05:34 AM No.712610212
>>712607746 (OP)
It reached a consensus that it's great and talking about it past that is shilling
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:11:19 AM No.712610485
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>>712607746 (OP)
the game is so good that when it came out 4chan was down. When the site came back a week later /v/ wouldn't shut up about it for a month.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:36:05 AM No.712611668
I wish I could forget
It ruined other video games for me, everything else is mediocre slop in comparison
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:46:15 AM No.712612224
>>712609694
what bullshit? normal parry windows? enemies only get like 25% more hp
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:47:58 AM No.712612308
hey look another shitposting thread with the usual spammers less than 2 dozen posts in.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:49:01 AM No.712612352
I just finished the game after putting it off. I feel bad I missed all the threads. I enjoyed it a lot.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:49:48 AM No.712612385
>>712611668
I wish I could forget and return it. I wasn't impressed at all, and I'm still fucking mad about that "twist". Ruined the whole fucking thing for me.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:49:52 AM No.712612391
>>712612352
there's always the archives sis
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:50:58 AM No.712612446
>>712612391
Itโ€™s not the same, bro
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:53:36 AM No.712612559
>"Dude the story's so good"
>It's a fucking isekai
It's like normie's first exposure to anime. Maybe they should play a dragon ball game next.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:54:36 AM No.712612595
>>712612559
>Maybe they should play a dragon ball game next.
i don't like arena fighters dough
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:55:02 AM No.712612616
>>712607746 (OP)
Is it really necessary to make a bait OP to talk about a game these days?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:55:36 AM No.712612635
This game is pure boomer cope but looks interesting enough for a non-action rpg, way more so than like a dragon, persona, metaphor, etc Iโ€™ll pick it up over the holidays when physical copies arent hard to buy
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:55:40 AM No.712612639
Cool game but I got bored on my 2nd playthrough, you figure out the patterns of the enemies and then you are unkillable, enemies have bloated health pools on hard so everything takes forever or you use some 1-shot cheese builds, poorly balanced/designed game.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:57:46 AM No.712612721
I enjoyed the story. The actual gameplay itself sucked shit and I'm glad it became so trivially easy I could just one-hit kill everything for 120 million damage and completely railroad everything. Got it on game pass and deleted it the moment I saw Verso's ending. Never even bothered seeing Maelle's ending where I'm sure she just repaints everything to be her little utopia.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:58:05 AM No.712612739
>>712607746 (OP)
gee turns out it's mediocre and many incredibly dumb retards are easily impressed. I saw someone say that the dialogue in this game ruined other games dialogue for them. Just impressively stupid.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:00:11 AM No.712612816
>>712607746 (OP)
mogged by the blade of the stellar variety
also it's isekaislop
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:01:20 AM No.712612868
It's a single player game, it can be completely beaten and solved in a month, all the lore, discussion and content is dried. It was fun while it lasted.

For perspective Gachashit and LoL have had threads up 24/7 on /vg/ for +10 years
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:02:35 AM No.712612931
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Why did they play a part of une vie a rever in the credits for Verso's ending? For Maelle's it plays Maelle which makes sense, but that isn't Verso's theme, it's Painted Alicia's theme. Every other time it plays in the game it's about her (the stinger in the act 1 finale, the letter cutscene in act 2, that part of the Reacher and the Painted Love boss).
It's a good song and wasn't used in its entirety but still, weird choice. Should've played a different arrangement of his theme instead.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:03:24 AM No.712612968
>NNNNNOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST FINISH A GAME AND MOVE ON YOU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED TO PLAY IT FOREVER BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO WITH MY FAVORITE SERVICESLOP MEMEGAMES
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:03:46 AM No.712612981
>>712607746 (OP)
>>no one talking about it anymore
...you're talking about it right now, anon.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:09:38 AM No.712613247
>>712607746 (OP)
>>712607924
>>712608174
>>712609580
>>712612739
>>712612816
No switch port sorry.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:13:16 AM No.712613432
>>712609580
Because E33 is a mixture of all of these and balances shit properly, itโ€™s not a 100% moviegame like Last Of Us.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:15:38 AM No.712613520
>>712613432
I disagree. I really felt the interactive movie drag between killing the paintress and finally being able to explore again.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:18:30 AM No.712613625
>>712613520
I do admit that the endgame levels are very underwhelming because theyโ€™re cinematic heavy, but itโ€™s just one segment, not the entire game.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:21:25 AM No.712613752
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>>712607746 (OP)
>>712607924
>>712608174
>>712608134
>>712609060
>>712609580
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:24:56 AM No.712613906
>>712612385
>and I'm still fucking mad about that "twist".
If you didn't understand they were in a painting by the end of the prologue, you're a speedreader.
If you didn't understand they were in a painting after Act I, you lack the basic puzzle solving ability to decipher what the antagonists were explicitly saying.
If you didn't figure it out part way through Act II, then you're retarded.
If you got through the epilogue and thought the twist was "They're all fake" then I have to wonder who solved the capcha for you.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:10:28 AM No.712615932
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>>712609580
TRUTH NUKE

Everybody over 12 is wondering why the hell E33 if being praised for a game design philosophy, that has been relentlessly shat on countless times in the past.

The only conclusion I have is that E33 was astroturfed and mindless drones just decided to jump on the hype train.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:02:09 AM No.712618235
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>>712609580
>corridor
That's just like the first 3 dungeons.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:20:30 AM No.712619116
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>if there isn't an active thread on a Mongolian basket weaving forum its a dead game
my favourite meme
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:25:51 AM No.712619361
>>712607746 (OP)
Weeks long front page theads about a story focused singleplayer game with only slight modding potential, was already kind of insane
Some things you just don't get to make tortanics out of, sorry
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:28:11 AM No.712619485
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>>712607746 (OP)
*Fot3M (and counting)
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:29:18 AM No.712619541
>>712619361
Meanwhile the online-focussed Fromslop: Out for 2 weeks and alreay forgotten
These threads are psyop trying to distract from Nightreign's utter failure
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:30:11 AM No.712619578
GOTY kek
GOTY kek
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>>712607746 (OP)
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:34:16 AM No.712619763
this guy has been trying to force the same OP everyday and keeps getting BTFO kek
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:34:20 AM No.712619768
Untitled
Untitled
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I think this game is fun
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:35:46 AM No.712619843
>>712619768
Eeew, head is the only place where I like hair in a girl.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:36:06 AM No.712619859
>>712615932
>Everybody over 12 is wondering why the hell E33 if being praised for a game design philosophy, that has been relentlessly shat on countless times in the past
I feel this for coomer blade
Yellow paint generic parry actionslop with kpop, glued on fake RPG trees and schizobabble unskippable story.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:39:24 AM No.712619994
>>712619768
Maelle gets cancer?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:39:45 AM No.712620010
>>712612385
same. The twist made the game pointless. It felt like I had just wasted my time.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:43:01 AM No.712620134
>>712619768
Some of Aline's finest work...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:56:15 AM No.712620723
>>712607746 (OP)
>literally 4 threads up about E33 right now
>daily threads about E33
OP is a massive fag
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:08:40 PM No.712621301
I pirated it and played a couple of hours. Story was boring so i started skipping cutscenes, gameplay is fine, but not enough to keep me going. reminded me of Paper Mario. Anyway, dropped it.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:10:24 PM No.712621386
>>712621301
zoomer moment
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:11:51 PM No.712621458
i said once the honeymoon period was over people would stop talking about it and some shills got very angry at me
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:14:00 PM No.712621550
>>712619843
incorrect opinion. bald with a huge bush is optimal female physique.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:18:23 PM No.712621762
>UMM WHY IS THIS 30-40 HOUR LONG SINGLE PLAYER GAME THAT EVERYONE PLAYED AND TALKED TO DEATH AND BACK NO LONGER BEING DISCUSSED 3 WEEKS AFTER IT WAS RELEASED???!!!
please be bait please be bait please be bait
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:20:31 PM No.712621856
>>712621762
It's been almost 7 weeks not 3 weeks.
And it's still the most discussed game on /v/ right now.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:40:39 PM No.712622754
>>712613520
you mean the segment that lasts like 15 fucking minutes?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:55:00 PM No.712623451
>>712609580
>>712615932
these
finally someone with a brain on this jeet shithole
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:57:22 PM No.712623578
>>712621386
>zoomers hate movieslop
umm based? always knew millenidroids are cattle that love mindless slop
Replies: >>712623624
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:58:21 PM No.712623624
>>712623578
>millenidroids
cringe as fuck
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:58:22 PM No.712623626
>>712621856
>half the posts are just nsfw bait
>the other half is seething Japan
yeah.. nice discussion there faggot
Replies: >>712623698
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:00:06 PM No.712623698
>>712623626
What are you talking about? Most threads are autistic arguments about the story.
There's another game discussed right now with every thread filled with 80% erotic screenshots
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:00:12 PM No.712623707
>multiple threads made every single day
>"no one talking about it anymore"
Keep manufacturing that narrative
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:01:49 PM No.712623789
>>712622754
No the one that lasts 45 minutes. Did you not play the game?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:03:38 PM No.712623863
>movie game, usa
:/
>movie game, japan
:/
>movie game, francesistan BBC cuck land
:O
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:26:47 PM No.712624953
>>712618235

I like how her swimsuit you get in the game goes RIGHT UP her crack
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:27:52 PM No.712625009
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>>712624953

Forgot the pic
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:33:55 PM No.712625279
>>712607746 (OP)
Turned out it was a mid ahh game all along...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:34:48 PM No.712625319
>>712607746 (OP)
>>712608174
The problem are people like you with brains raped by the internet. It would be WW3 and you would stop caring after a week.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:38:10 PM No.712625486
>>712607746 (OP)
i have this shit installed but i just can't bring myself to play it especially knowing how long it (seems) and most praise is for the story
it just really doesn't look like my kind of game at all
plus i was a little pissed upon boot that a game in 2025 doesn't support HDR
Replies: >>712625767
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:40:56 PM No.712625628
>>712607746 (OP)
>>no one talking about it anymore
Why are you lying?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:41:34 PM No.712625660
another anglo meltie thread
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:42:51 PM No.712625720
>>712609580
>corridor simulator
Dishonest faggot that didn't even touch the game. I bet that you would get filtered by the lack of a minimap
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:43:45 PM No.712625767
>>712625486
>plus i was a little pissed upon boot that a game in 2025 doesn't support HDR
Some autist made a mod implementing HDR and it looks spectacular, highly recommended, look up RenoDX
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:49:34 PM No.712626084
>>712607746 (OP)
E33 is a competently made game that is also utterly generic and boring.
It's like asking an AI to make a game that checks all the boxes and wins GOTY. Good but soulless.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:54:11 PM No.712626316
le plays sad violin during le sad moments