Thread 712626735

Why are they so mad about Stellar Blade selling well?

>>712626735 (OP)
cause they're gay

Because heterosexuality is a sin

>>712626735 (OP)
liking women is so out of fashion

>>712626735 (OP)
russians get mad about everything.

Because it appeals to conventional male heterosexual tastes. That's literally it. No more, no less.

>>712626735 (OP)
I have always hated Christian prudes.
Soon they will be mostly left leaning and I will still hate them.

>>712626809
They will be saying shit like this unironicly soon

>>712626735 (OP)
No Switch port.

>>712626735 (OP)
>41%
No way this is a real article.

>>712626735 (OP)
>Gooner game aimed at americans and blacks because of all of the focus on big asses
Embarrasing for americans kek

>>712626735 (OP)
Why are these gaming websites so obsessed with insulting their playerbase for liking a game like Stellar Blade? Haven't they learned anything from Kotaku or Polygon? Pure mental retardation I swear

>>712626735 (OP)
because they will never be real women

>>712627165
https://x.com/pcgamer/status/1933594152417316969

>>712627098
Really seems like once Christianity lost the debate in online spaces there was a pivot to Progressive motivated censorship at the same time, like the same people just flipped the justification for the same things

>41%
Reminds me of that tragedy.

>>712626735 (OP)
chinese don't practice christianity anyway

Yeah I don't get it

It's basically Bayonetta

>>712626809
Pretty much.

>>712627098
Both ends of the political spectrum are prudes when it comes to attractive females and both sides will blame the other for their prevalence.

Those notE3 conferences were full of woke games especially the pc gaming show, why is the existence of this one game causing issues?

Stellarflop sucks and flopped boring photo simulator for dumb cumbrains.

>>712626735 (OP)
because they hate straight men, unironically
they're severely mentally ill

Seems weirdly lesbophobic to hate hot women...

>>712626735 (OP)
It uses the power of the modern computer for it's god given purpose, the dream of the 2000's coomer gamer made true, 4K Tits and Ass, this is a small fragment from the future that was denied to us, and that makes the trannies seethe.

>>712626735 (OP)
Americans hate beauty

>>712627402
This is more like comparison of kids vs adults and somehow liking kids makes you less weird?..

>>712626735 (OP)
Who's they?

>>712627819
pc gamer

Why not just ignore their rage bait articles? They will all be gone soon anyways as media companies keep laying off employees

>>712626735 (OP)
>puts a child in the screenshot, implying worse things
you don't hate journalists enough

>>712626735 (OP)
Male heterosexuality is VERBOTEN. How dare some nerdy gamer get horny looking at a hot girl.

>>712627402
why are they obsessed with hades?

>>712626735 (OP)
>41%
i have been conditioned like a fucking hound to giggle the moment i see this stat in any context

> selling point of game is sexy women and not the "gameplay" itself
> every discussion around this game is about politics and not the "gameplay" itself
> nobody talks about the sound design, direction, story, etc it's all about "women"

>>712626735 (OP)
Because it paints a very clear message to the executive that run the big gaming companies. People want gooner content and the gender queer other kin trans black characters of yesteryear are dead and gone.
Game journos spent the better part of the last 20 years cultivating industry influence to convince investors and executive that gamers were gay and wanted to see more gay things.
That worked when it was just one thing every once and a while. But they went way too far and now multi hundred million dollar game projects are failing and getting outsold by coomer games with a budget a 10th the size.
The message is very clear. Maybe in the next 5 years we'll see sexy Lara and the likes in games again. We won

>>712626735 (OP)
They hate men but they REALLY hate women(female) because they make women(male) suicidal with impotent rage

>>712627832
Giving her my focus

>>712627992
> weg gooners think this is hot

>>712626735 (OP)
I thought gooning was related to gay porn and hypno ASMR? Are they projecting?

>>712628035
>The message is very clear. Maybe in the next 5 years we'll see sexy Lara and the likes in games again. We won
No chance as Amazon is in charge of the new Tomb Raider

>>712627992
...because they know that it isn't a real woman and just makes them feel cringe?

>>712627098
>Be 90s
>Christian conservatives go against gaming for violence
>Spend decades pushing them out
>Leftists think this gave them control over the industry
>Push their gay politics instead
We should just have games without gay or overly conservative politics. That simple.

>>712626735 (OP)
Who gives a shit? Where are the porn animators? It's time to extract the models and do the job.

>>712626735 (OP)
Because they're anti-woman and won't or can't accept it.

>>712628018
Every time someone brings up gameplay they get shouted down by disingenuous retards who never played the game, and people are surprisingly being nice enough not to bring up the story while new players are trying the game on PC because it’s hard to take about without spoiling a bunch of shit

Plenty of people bring up the soundtrack being GOAT’d

>>712628018
This

>>712627098
>Christian prudes
Are you stuck in the 00s? These people are neither Christian nor prudes, they merely want their degeneracy to become the norm.

>>712628018
The gameplay is fun. Reminds me of early 2000s action games.

>>712628000
One paid for their consultant racket, the other did not.
>>712628197
We should just have games without mentally ill Americans.

>>712628190
Well then they'll just lose money on a huge project. Or better yet they'll sell the ip.

>>712628197
>Christian conservatives go against gaming for violence
this is a big lie. it was bipartisan.

>>712628197
>We should just have games without gay or overly conservative politics. That simple.
BUT WE HAVE TO PUSH OUR IDEOLOGIES ONTO EVERYONE ELSE!
Honestly it's just really exhausting and tiring.
I want to go back so badly.

>>712628396
Those 1 button 3rd person games weren't exactly good. Even Darksiders came as late as 2010 but it still has more going for it than just combat (and the combat is more fun too I think).

>>712628475
>Or better yet they'll sell the ip.
Never happening because just having the IP and doing nothing with it is passive income that isn't going to anyone else.

>>712626735 (OP)
Because writing headlines like that makes gooners (You) seethe due to being ((called out)) and recognizing there's some truth to it and engage with outrage (((max win)))

>>712626735 (OP)
Looks like a joke to me, why are you so thin-skinned?

>>712628531
No true scottsman

>>712628660
it's never a joke, game urinalists have no humor, they're dead serious and mad as fuck

>>712628619
Then you can go play that. What's your point?

>>712628632
They'll lose money, or do nothing. Meanwhile somebody is going to make womb raider and make a billion dollars on a low budget clone. Either way gamers win.

>>712628000
They give Hades a pass because it has a broad swathe of pandering. Same deal with BG3. You can get away with anything as long as the Twitter fujos have their piece of the cake. They'll even start defending you.

>>712628747
That the gameplay is shit.

Western devs and journalists will do everything to beat asian games except make good games

>>712628728
>Troons need to destroy the idea of woman and attractiveness to pass
There just be a word for this behavior.

>>712628728
>Shows a completely different game and journalist
Just say you're mad you got called out lil bro

>>712626735 (OP)
the nude mod for skyrim was available before the game but they didn't make a fuss back then

>>712626735 (OP)
Because christcucks and troons don't like gamers enjoying themselves in a medium that's been relatively "gamer un-friendly" since early/ mid PS3 era

>>712626735 (OP)
Because it's not a good game. When the director is begging people to buy a game because of its good gameplay instead of the fanservice, it's not a good sign.

>>712626735 (OP)
>PC Gamer
More like PC FAG LOL

>>712627067
Fifth post best post and true.
Trannies hate the average male gamer.

>>712626735 (OP)
Because the left is porn addicted and hates sexy women unless they have an OnlyFans.
Since fictional women can't have an OnlyFans, this causes them to seethe with rage FOREVER

>>712628849
Boy do I have a game for you, sport.

Stellar Blade and Dragon Age Veilguard are the exact same game at the core level.
1. People would have forgotten about Dragon Age if not for the controversy because the game itself is mid.
2. People would have forgotten about Stellar Blade if not for the controversy because the game itself is mid.

>>712628898
that's because people already posted shit about that same "journalist" lil unc >>712627885

>HOW DARE SOMEBODY MAKE FUN OF MY OVERTLY SEXUAL SELF PROCLAIMED GOONER GAMER!!!! IT'S ONLY FUNNY WHEN I DO IT WAAAA WAAAA
That's how you all sound. Can't take an obvious joke.

>>712626735 (OP)
I used to think that it was women (feminist) seething but 9 out of 10 times I look who is behind the article and go to his Twitter and type gay on the search box I get the confirmation that is a faggot seething. Maybe gays hate women?

>>712627742
>computer
>for it's god given purpose
Oxymoronic, God had no finger in the creation of computers. Routers do not pray, the CPU does not invoke Jesus in any of its instructions. Computers are exclusively athiest's inventions.

>>712628018
> selling point of game is inclusivity/diversity and not the "gameplay" itself
> every discussion around this game is about inclusivity/diversity and not the "gameplay" itself
> nobody talks about the sound design, direction, story, etc it's all about inclusivity/diversity
Man, we have come full circle. Game design is dead.

>>712629047
looks to me like that journalist has mastered the art of ragebait. They must get paid well.

>>712629002
You can start talking about things other than sexy characters and politics any time now.

>>712628693
anon the loudest voice pushing to regulate violent games was hillary clinton
it was genuinely a bipartisan screetchfest by boomers against fun

>>712629056
Why are their "jokes" always the same thing?

>>712629103
This is heresy against the Omnissiah

>>712629103
Don't tell them about Alan Turing.

>>712629175
Because their job is to make people like you engage.

>>712629137
I like the gameplay and that's something that you can't refute. Sorry that upsets you or something. That's just my opinion.

>>712627885
Oh, he's just another Movieblob type

>>712629006
TRVTH NVKE

>>712626735 (OP)
But let me guess, if it the mods in dragon age veilguard were 41% smut the would celebrate it?

>>712629221
so why are they all getting fired?

>>712626735 (OP)
Heaven isn't real, libtard

>>712629226
I just went through multiple of this threads and nobody is talking about their favorite weapons, combos, enemies or anything...

>>712627402
>left post
I don't get the joke.

>>712629427
The joke is that fags aren't funny

>>712629363
It's not that deep kid. The gameplay is fun. I'm 35 and I'm not here to git gud at some sweety souls like. It's just a fun hack n slash with a forgiving parry mechanic.
If you don't like it then play something else.
Do you get something by trying to convince other people not to enjoy the things they like?

>>712627885
>Wants to make people they disagree with disenfranchised slaves
>Supports Communism that encourages the proletariat to rise up against their oppressors

>>712629328
Because AI journalists are cheaper

>>712628000
They got paid?

>>712629494
Saying it's fun is no different from saying it's good. You're not explaining anything. There is no discussion.

>>712629328
> so why are they all getting fired?
Where were you when Konami/Capcom/etc fired their legacy devs? Why were they fired after creating classics like Castlevania?

>>712626735 (OP)
>Why are they so mad about Stellar Blade selling well?
The same reason they were mad about Blade and Soul, tits and ass.

>>712629358
>>712626735 (OP)

>>712628693
you're a retard parroting reddit words and not understanding what they mean. my reply was not a scotsman.

>>712629494
You should be playing that game, instead of defending it online.

>>712629596
because no transphobe eeeeeeeverrrrrr made a "i sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke, no siree

>>712626735 (OP)
> will never see the light of heaven
Too bad, I am not a christcuck.

>>712626735 (OP)
because being born male is like an original sin for this people, you are to blame for every evil in the world and unless you go through a process of redemption (deconstruction) or get one of the "blessings" for these people (being gay or trans) you are practically evil incarnate and not allowed to enjoy things or have spaces for you.
all these progressive bullshit is nothing but a new religion, a cult with a dogma that blames men for everything so they can feel better with themselves for their mistakes and misery (it's not your fault, it's the patriarchy's to blame) which is funny considering most leftist are smug atheist yet they created a new cult.

>>712629573
Opinions and facts.

>>712626735 (OP)
Apparently, only women and queers are allowed to have horny media.

>>712629678
I'm away at my cousin's wedding this evening so I can't play but if I were home I would be.

I just wish they went with a different aesthetic aside from plastic Korean MMO from 2014.

>>712629810
It doesn't even matter if it is "factual" or not. What matters is that there is no fucking discussion about anything with this game other than "sexy" and "owned".

>>712629628
>This group of people did a thing
>No it was these other people
Yeah no fuck off

>>712629596
Many libtards are, in fact, pseudo-Christians who believe in objective good/evil.
In any case, tactical nihilism and atheism always btfo's their attempts to moralize.

>>712628302
Troons are autistic losers who can't get laid.

Gooners are just lonely men who accept dating is hard.

There is a difference

>>712628302
>These people are neither Christian nor prudes
True but that won't stop them from using Christian rhetoric to push their bullshit. Now that wokeness is finally dying it will once again be the Christcons screaming at you to stop having fun and the journos will just pretend to be on their side while screaming the same for their own reasons.

>>712629904
>>No it was these other people
You don't understand what bipartisan means do you? Go back to school you dumb faggot.

>>712629895
Well it is sexy and you do seem mad so what do you expect? I like the gameplay and that's all that matters to me. If you don't like it you should play a game you do like. Maybe even go discuss something you like.

>>712628660
The joke is PeeCuck gamers reader numbers.

>>712629987
No. I am mad because people don't talk about video games. You are just painting targets and then cheering when you destroy them.

>>712629749
attack helicopter posts are shitpost, not an attempt at a "gotcha" argument

>>712629976
Oh so there WERE conservative elements in the anti violence movement of the 90s? You don't say.

>>712630035
>I'm mad
Clearly

>>712629573
You can just play the demo yourself.

>>712627138
Why would a site for PC gaming give a shit about a Switch port, you literal retard?

>>712630128
Yes I just said that.

>>712627175
It's a fucking Korean game, and you're bringing Americans. Do we really have that much of a choke hold on the rest of you useless homos? That sounds like a (you) problem.

>>712630130
And that is going to change these threads how?

>>712629782
Holy fuck, how did you manage to survive this long as a man? No wonder, you have no friends. Billionaires are literally dictating your entire lives, meanwhile you are fighting this imaginary war with 0 endgame reward?
Say for example, God itself visits you in your dream, and tells you that Men are superior than women. What now? You are still a loser, nothing has changed.

>>712630035
>/v/
>talking about video games
What is there even to talk about?
Gameplay was pretty much standardized by genre 20 years ago.

>>712630240
So then you can talk about the gameplay.

>>712630095
I said it was bipartisan. It wasn't drawn on political lines like you plainly parrot and lie about.

>>712626735 (OP)
>see the light of heaven
Hmm, so it is the same old puritan faggots. Is larping as trannies a way to bolster their social credibility or some shit?

>>712630303
To who?

>>712630181
Yeah I know. I quoted you saying it. Let people enjoy what they want and go take your meds.

>>712630403
To the people you are complaining about or whatever. Lead by example.

Did a professional game journalism site really use "gooner" as a term?

>>712630295
It's funny because even now, there is discussion about combo's, play styles, weapons, mechanics, etc. Welcome to modern game, where people buy games not because of gameplay, but based on thier political views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gNrqI-QTNo

>>712630413
>let people enjoy not talking about video games in video games
This downward spiral never ends, does it.

>>712630306
People that are conservative are not necessarily Conservatives. Being conservative about violence and sexuality isn't a Republican only thing. Sorry your fag club doesn't mean anything to me. Hilary Clinton in the 90s would be a Republican today anyway.
>Traditional family values
>Strong on crime
>Strong on immigration
>Against violence and hyper sexuality in media

>>712626735 (OP)
That's not a real article. It just isn't.

>>712630539
Are you new? Do you think this is the first game ever discussed on /v/?

>>712630513
Are we pretending that Urinalists have any standards whatsoever

>>712630596
I guess not

>>712630593
You think this is the first time I'm annoyed by this?

>>712626735 (OP)
That's a pretty funny headline.

>>712630513
>professional game journalism
Do you understand how stupid this sound, right?

>>712627326
>41% Airlines
What a terrible name for an airline

>>712630513
Game jornos haven't been "professional" for the last 2 decades, arguably ever.

>>712630551
>muh semantics
I accept your concession

>>712630524
Real shit: If a game has DEI, but the game is good, no one complains... if the game sucks, people cry about DEI. That's how the cookie crumbles. So basically these devs just need to make good games, with DEI or without DEI.

>>712630816
Sorry if it upsets you that the overton window shifted. Looking back, those people were conservative. They probably vote Republican today if their politics didn't change.

>>712630702
No I'm aware of how autistic you are.

>>712630078
The difference is that you like one ideology but not the other. Both of these jokes mock anothers beliefs, pointing out their internal inconsistency and encourage the opponent to permit or even partake in their own destruction. I don't genuinely expect a christcuck to actually turn the other cheek when I'm beating him in the face, but it's a fun concept.

>>712630838
Make games without any retarded pc sensibility garbage.

>>712630918
Yes I'm sure Hillary Clinton votes Republican. Please enlighten us with more of your 70 IQ political takes.

>>712630838
The issue is when the devs want to have a DEI soapbox first and a game second.

>>712630947
That completely contradicts the last message but okay.

>>712631069
>If their politics haven't changed
Politicians aren't people with genuine opinions. They're opportunists that break out the hot sauce and a southern accent if it gets them votes.

>>712630838
>i'll gladly eat fecal matter if the spoon is golden

>>712630524
>e-celeb garbage
Opinion discarded
Why don't you try thinking for yourself instead of needing others to tell you why a game is good or bad?

>>712626735 (OP)
Who cares what fags think. Let them cry.

>>712631128
It doesn't

>>712631169
What you eat is the game. If the spoon is your preferred color that's the ideology. If it tastes good you don't care. However it should be pretty obvious here that Stellar Blade didn't taste good given how much they talk about the spoon and not the meal.

>>712631191
>you are new
>"no"
>yes I can see that
????????????

>>712626735 (OP)
just bought it thinking with my dick and I almost never buy games for the full price, the only time I didn't wait for the sale was Dark Arisen's PC release and Dragon's Dogma 2

>>712626808
/thread

>>712626735 (OP)
>Gooner game of the year Stellar Blade's mods are 41% smut, ensuring gamers will never see the light of heaven

What's the alternative, become an Islamic martyr?

>>712626735 (OP)
the same people gush over male character's bulges in their other articles

>>712628531
being Christian was still bipartisan in the 90s

Women should only be in games as modestly dressed damsels in distress. Wanting to be sexually aroused all the time is very Jewish.

>>712626808
>straight men
>lusting after asian robot
Saar

>>712631357
You are autistic and I can see that

>>712629006
true
except one made money and the other didn't

>>712631615
What is the word No referring to?

>>712629585
Kojima invented Castlevania too?

>>712626735 (OP)
crazy leftists which hate whites

>>712628000
that bitch is mentally ill. she sued a youtuber for harrassment after attacking him on twitter, floding him with unhinged DMs and contacting his wife when he retorted calling her a slut (which she called herself multiple times) and cries about a harrassment campaign directed at her after calling out to anyone who disagrees with her to fight her physically (and pussying out when some girl took her up on it), because people make video responses when she personally attacks them

>>712626735 (OP)
lefties gaslighting again

It's a pretty fair assesment though. If one of the most popular mods for the game is a main menu replacer that literally plays porn in the background of the menu, that's pretty gooner tier in my humble opinion.

>>712626735 (OP)
Why did coomer turn to gooner and why did both words get simplified to openly attracted to women

>>712632203
Brainrot. Pervert was too boring for tiktok minds.

>>712632054
Luckily she's now jobless and back on the streets.

>>712626735 (OP)
This is unironically the first time we have seen such a take on Twitter and it's NOT edited by the OP.

>>712629047
>despite disliking them
I've never heard a girl say she dislikes an attractive character. they always say they're awesome. female marxist activists who pretend to be journalists aren't just "girls"

>>712626735 (OP)
But he's not yalking about sales althoughbeit? Just that many SB -"fans" are horny goblins

>>712632351
and likely she's about to owe tens of thousands of dollars in legal costs for her frivolous lolsuit

>>712632409
it's funny because real women who play vidya are more receptive to beautiful characters than normalfag women

>>712630838
No game that has DEI is good. Any long standing studios or game series that gets DEI begin to fail.

>>712632409
I've had 3 women tell me they used to get mad at sexy women in media because they were jealous. They all stopped when they actually accepted the way they themselves looked

>>712626735 (OP)
Trash gameplay propped up by hordes of horny chinkcels

>>712633065
The gameplay isn't going to knock your socks off but it's not even close to trash.

>>712633065
if it's just horny porn consoomers how come eroge and wegs never get many players?

>>712632404
you havent seen it comming? even if those were edits everyone knew thats exactly what leftists wanted even they felt it was to early to intorduce goycattle to next stage of their globohomogenezation program.

>>712632203
>Why did coomer turn to gooner
I know right. There are people who even argue that gooner is the more correct term for some reason.

>>712633130
You can instantly tell you're playing chink shovelware

>>712628087
It's more like they LOVE men but HATE men looking at better looking women

>>712628197
>Christian conservatives go against gaming for violence
Famous christian conservative Hillary Clinton.

In another /v/eddit episode of: gamers can't have an opinion unless some journo had it before:

>>712626735 (OP)
That's interesting, how do they feel about all the gay sex in western games?

>>712627439
>Both ends of the political spectrum are prudes when it comes to attractive females
So they aren't prudes, they just hate men and what men (who aren't brainwashed leftists) like.

Are we hitting 200k today?

>>712635159
Nah.

>>712633065
>>712633949
you will never be a woman. the gameplay in the demo is mediocre but inoffensive, it turns very good a few hours into the game with some upgrades
the fact that even at it's worst a completely inoffensive game is still making you this mad tells me you are a leftoid faggot seething about it for political reasons. kill yourself already you degenerate subhuman.

>>712628197
Why do you think american games suck

>>712629507
Communism is all about slavery, dude. They just don't call it that. They call them camps, then claim the camps don't exist if you bring them up.
Look at these people, and how they act in the most mainstream, and largest communist sympathizing political party outside of China; Democrats. They all want to be white collar intellectuals who import browns to do menial labor and blue collar work (under the table, of course), while driving their political opponents out of society.
>>712630996
You don't actually know what "turn the other cheek" meant, but it's cute that you think Christians are supposed to be your personal doormat and punching bag.

>>712635159
i wish i could contribute but i can't play til my kid goes to sleep :(

>>712634215
See
>>712631165

>>712634676
Nah, while they are both religious cults the left are the only ones that hate straight men. The righties religion tells them to control women, thats how they do it.

>>712626735 (OP)
Because they look like this.

>>712626735 (OP)
Do journalists not need to have native english level competency or what nowadays? No editor even? This title isn’t even grammatically correct and the rest of the article clearly shows this guy is an esl

>>712626735 (OP)
Is there a collage of articles like this? Eventually journalists are going to act like they never hated Stellar Blade and that Eve was always a female empowerment icon like they did with Bayonetta and 2B.

>>712626735 (OP)
Same reason they hate Nintendo and the Switch 2 succeeding: it goes against their vision of what the video game industry should be like.

>>712626735 (OP)
That doesnt seem mad to me. They just telling it how it is.

>>712626735 (OP)
>the word gooner has reached journalism
absolutely grim… good game tho

>>712627439
Religious Rightoids haven't had fuck all influence on the entertainment industry since maybe the 90s while leftoids run almost everything. I'll buy your both sides argument when 75% of games coming out are beating us over the head with trad righty messages.

>>712628693
You weren't even alive zoomie.

>>712628660
TEE HEE XDDD

>>712637262
>PCGamer
>journalism

>>712637592
Born 1989. Kiss my ass.

>>712632521
>only ok to be horny if your a transgroomer

>>712626735 (OP)
I'm glad game journos are losing their jobs

>>712626735 (OP)
Because they've spent the last 10 or so years pushing the alphabet agenda and it turns out a majority of people who play games are still straight men.

>>712626735 (OP)
>light of heaven
But God hates fags, pedophiles, trannies and degenerates why do leftoids want to be in heaven?

>>712637262
It's their word, they use it to try to paint male heterosexuality as abnormal. No one is really jacking off for hours every day just because he plays a game with sexy girls in it.

>>712629103
Lol.

Lmao even.

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>>712638635
Why don't the mods just ban the posting of images in Stellar Blade threads, because it's clear this nutcase isn't going to stop.

>>712638909
Is this a gcj tranny having a melty?

>>712626735 (OP)
Coomer game with shit gameplay

Pass

>>712626735 (OP)
>gooner unironically in a journo article
who hires these people and how do these even get approved

>>712639087
but the gameplay is actually pretty good thougheverbeit

>Tachy got instantly clowned
Goddamn it

>>712626735 (OP)
>larping as a tranny didn't work so now I'll larp as a finger-wagging christian
Can we throw these people in the nearest volcano? They clearly do not enjoy life.

>>712639018
no

>>712626735 (OP)
No really, WHY this game in particular?
Seems really weird this game caused such a meltdown

>>712627098
theyre feminists that have adopted christian moralities to aid themselves in the current moment
they like sex UNLESS its male sexuality
they like pornography UNLESS its ai and hurts their wallets
they like female nudity in movies UNLESS it happens to be any year after 2010
etc etc, its been anti-male from the beginning, hence its called femin(ism) and not women's rights. the point is female hegemony, they never even justified why they wanted to legally be allowed to work other than "muh freedoms of womynz or something cause women are good"
i can find and link you an article of even another leftist explaining this phenomena, if you want me to

>>712639087
i thought it was some gay rpg that would be only liked because of the women until i saw the gameplay

>>712639689
>WHY this game in particular?
It's the only new IP, big budget, self contained, non-GAAS, fully singleplayer game with a idealized female lead made in a long time, published by MODERN SONY no less. And it succeeded.

>>712626735 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOO YOU WON'T GO TO HEAVEN IF YOU PLAY THIS GOONER GAME, PLAY TRANNY GAYSEX 2030 INTERRACIAL INSTEAD
they can't keep the characters straight, much less a story

>>712627138
They're currently working on it, pic related

>>712630654
>I guess not

>>712640621
You are awfully trusting in using such big words against woke people. They only really can understand small words.

I'll translate it into woke. Big game, good enough, pretty female character, singleplayer (no internet), pretty female character in good gameplay, good gameplay, pretty female character, good gameplay, singleplayer.

Hopefully something close to the truth will drip down into those dum dum heads.

>>712640989
Kek

Game is whatever but why has it been coopted by the mentally ill? Between picrel, the thread spam, and the notorious shitposter who keeps trying to blame his "tendie" boogeyman in these threads, it seems that the discussion here isn't organic in the slightest.

>>712639689
It's going against the stranglehold these man-hating cunts have had over the industry for the past decade.

>>712626735 (OP)
Hoes mad. No other reason

>>712626735 (OP)
cause their HRT funds are running as dry as their fake vaginal canal

>>712626735 (OP)
"PC" in "PC Gamer" stands for "Politically Correct"

It shows that the king is nude.
You know, when i was young i read the tale of the nude king. And thought, how the fuck anyone would believe this bullshit. I was young and i didn't know that the world, was in fact, a lot worse than that.

>>712632404
i'm 100% sure the writer of the article is a faggot from here, there's no way some dude is writing "41%" and "you will not see the light of the heaven nor past MT TAI young coomer.." kind of shit without it being some sort of easy bait
and considering how it's been spammed on /v/ 24/7 you cannot convince my schizo riddled brain that it isn't the most effective ad ever created for PCgamer

>>712643391
*The Emperor's New Clothes

>>712638624
Not only is that the case, they *hate* that this is the case.
Seeing attractive women in games makes them seethe like you wouldn't believe.

Is there a huge fucking tiddie mod yet

>thread about how mentally ill, corrupt and harmful leftoids are to the gaming industry
>schizo tranny spergs out and tries to make it about christians instead
Who even falls for this shit anymore?

>>712626735 (OP)
You tell me, I don't use Twitter
You snipped it, you read the article, you posted it here.
YOU FUCKING TELL ME FAGGOT
I HATE SOCIAL MEDIA BAITING NIGGERS SO MUCH ACK

Is it actually a good game? All I ever see posted are tits and ass.

Because they are Heterophobic.

>>712644385
it's an action rpg, pretty, flashy, snappy
it appeals to my parry-loving lizard brain

>>712645043
devs ex vvlt!

>>712626735 (OP)
I know another 41% that will never see heaven

>>712626735 (OP)
>post a lighthearted joke
>gooner faggots have an absolute meltdown
Why are you guys like this?

>>712626735 (OP)
>41%
was this guy feeling spicy? making a tranny joke like that, is PC Gamer based again?

>>712626735 (OP)
>Why are they so mad about Stellar Blade selling well?

Because it proves to the industry that gaming journalsits and wokeness ARE SHIT AND DON'T SELL. It's also proof of how bullshit the media has been for the past 10 years. All their money spent into pushing and promoting wokeness has come crashing down and everyone sees it.

That so called MODERN AUDIENCE that they so fucking love to parade around for fucking years is small as fuck and they don't fucking buy games. They are LOUD on twitter and other social media.... but they DON'T BUY GAMES!!! All those rainbow pride shit don't sell. It makes people avoid that shit.

You know what DOES SELL? SEX sells. Sexy women sells. This game is proof of what gamers want. And all the woke journalists are mad as fuck to be the clowns again.

>>712626735 (OP)
>light of heaven
right, bc fucking bears and men will make sure you get there. Shitlib heaven is just code for hell, like heteronormativity is just code for normal.

it wouldn't surprise me if this maciej crap was some kind of psyop in the making

41% sounds low

The nu-game industry can't accept that games sell when they achieve the simple feats of having sexy women, good optimisation and a demo for people to try before they buy.

>>712645597
you guys all realize you're on a website that invented /d/orses and shitting dick nipples right?
you know they make actual toddlercon rape AI images on /b/
there's an LGBT board and multiple dedicated homoerotic boards
this puritan stuff is weird to me

>>712645328
It aint joke when it aint funny at all

>>712626735 (OP)
Woke people are mentally ill

Don't know but it just hit me "Adam and Eve". They were made for each other.

>>712628197
You know that America was 90%+ Christian in the 90s right? And about 85% white + white hispanic. It was white Christians making all those edgy, violent, sexy games. Now that America is a mutted up atheist shithole you're getting exactly what happens in third world shitholes, excessive censorship.

>>712645712
The difference is that nobody is pushing that shit to be the norm. It's a relatively small gaggle of mental illness that most of the site keeps clear of.

>>712640989
This outfit needs areolae peek so bad.

>>712645947
oooh mama!

>>712626735 (OP)
Are you surprised? the majority PC fags with actual good taste are Chinse.
Western PoserCore consists of arena sloppa like Valorant, Fragpunk and Deadlock. Consider for a sec why Concord ways day and date but not this.

>>712639087
Interesting opinion for an arisu poster.

>>712646574
>fails to mention players by country is based on reviews
lol, lmao

>>712628000
The grifter consultant companies got their cut for western sexualised wokeslop so they run interference and go to bat for the games. Eastern companies don't concern themselves with the leftist games journalist/consultant mafia even when they try to extort them for money and so they get trashed in the media.

>>712627439
Horseshoe theory. Both leftism and rightism come down to controlling the common man and letting the high class fuck kids.

>>712626735 (OP)
>PC Gaymer

>>712644205
Well, you did have some larper christians sperging out back in january over the first descendant

>>712647000
And user reviews isn't a valid cross-section of the audience why? Most of them are praise with about 5% of seething faggots, literally what you saw in my image.

>>712626735 (OP)
Very few people are angry, and you’ve been misled by grifters.

>>712626735 (OP)
>41%
uh cool dogwhistle?

>>712639087
Seething about "coomers" just tells everyone you're impotent.

>>712626735 (OP)
People hate Kslop

>>712648137
>12k reviews
>188k players at peak

>>712646012
Don't care about whatever you're talking about.

>>712648449
Yep, Sony forgot the pay off the Twitch trustfund babies.

>>712645947
But I'm not called Adam

>>712626735 (OP)
You will seethe

>>712626735 (OP)
>woke chuds seething
this was a good day

>>712627067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw

>>712627057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw

The state of gamers is so fucking embarrassing, seething this hard about the most obvious joke headline of all time

>>712627885
>runescape community absolutely mauling

all 15 of them

>>712628000
Unpopular opinion, but if looking past her crummy tattoos and piercings I think she is good looking.

>>712652224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw

>>712627098
You know with how bloodthirsty and degenerate zoomers and millennials have become over time you really have to wonder if Christians back then were onto something. I cannot fucking fathom why the 20somethings at my work are clapping and cheering whenever jews or sandniggers blast each other with missiles, other than complete and utter desensitization aided by media coupled with political brainwashing.

>>712645712
it's a free speech platform, I only got banned couple of times for extremely stupid reasons but never for being an asshole.

>>712626808
fpbp

>>712626735 (OP)
Because Nigsuke lost to SB

you fags are always taking articles out of context and using them to play victim "waahh they hate straight men because there's a black guy or a non straight in there" you no life retards don't even play games, you just congregate in this shithole to convince yourselves your hate for others is le justified and not just incel projection, get a fucking life.

>>712626735 (OP)
You faggots keep saying this is for "straight men" but everyone I know that trooned out or otherwise became some kind of alphabet weirdo was obsessed with playing as hot or cute women in video games.

>>712653273
It's for porn addicts and that very particular group of "straight" men who always do gay pranks and overly sexual jokes too often and just come across as obnoxious sex pests who are compensating for not getting any.

>>712653273
There's a difference between being attracted to women and wanting to be a women. The mentally ill individuals you're referring to are the latter.

>>712652425
Huxley predicted BLACKED in Brave New World

>>712627175

>>712645487
The industry is mad for the same reasons they are mad at expedition 33 and BG3. The industry is mad because these games break the mold of modern slop and they can't pump out the narrative that people want slop like Veilguard, Marathon and Concord.

>>712626735 (OP)
they cannot blame 'the industry is doing bad' cause games they hate are doing just fine
cause the games they push sell bad while the games they tell people to not buy are selling well

>>712653504
So you admit it's mentally ill to want to be a woman but wanting to be a woman *in a video game* is totally unrelated?
Admit it, there's a connection.

>>712626735 (OP)
It breaks numerous carefully maintained narratives.

>>712652986
>they hate straight men because there's a black guy or a non straight in there
Who are you quoting, schizo? What does any of it have to do with Stellar Blade smear campaign orchestrated by wokefaggot journos?

>>712653765
>but wanting to be a woman *in a video game* is totally unrelated?
But I don't "want" to be Eve? Stop projecting tranny.

>>712627098
>right wing christian prudes came after game
>they get games to be regulated and create the ESRB so kids cant buy stuff with sex and violence on it
>games became bigger than ever cause people that want to buy the games are still allowed to do so

>left wing feminists come after gaming
>they censor and ban all games they dont like and push the entire industry to only make shit they like
>procede to NEVER buy those games and many studios close down

>>712628000
same reason they talk about BG3
is the only exemple from 2 years ago that sold well

>>712627885
>Rome 2.0
>shameful

>>712628018
You've been doing this same routine for 18 months

>>712626735 (OP)
>push narrative that gamers who like big tiddy skintight suits are lame relics of the past and the modern audience wants uggos
>someone releases big tiddy skintight suits game
>it doesn't fail
>uggo games you had been trying to prop up as examples of the future everyone should strive for flop

>>712626735 (OP)
Same reasons we're so mad about it selling well.

>>712633065
Why?

Why are you guys so mad over this obviously lighthearted joke?

>>712630838
>If a game has DEI, but the game is good, no one complains
That's just a fucking lie lmao

Can't wait for my dad to start saying "goon" like it's a normal thing.

>>712638826
>No one is really jacking off for hours every day just because he plays a game with sexy girls in it.
That's literally the only thing they do

>>712639087
Explain why it has top ratings then

>>712627098
I honestly prefer the Christian prudes over the left leaning degenerates, and I can't believe I'm saying that.
>>712654563
I really don't want to imagine my mom saying that.

>>712653948
>they censor and ban all games they dont like
What games did they ban

>>712654171
Because its objectively true if you aren't being a disingenuous little weasel about it

>>712654654
Nah fuck the Christian prudes, any policy that actively harms the internet and/or is a censorship bill is pushed by Christian prudes. Without fucking fail.

>>712654656
im glad you asked

>>712654638
Good question. I played it on ps5 and got bored of the mid gameplay after a couple hours. Do you think its good?

>>712626735 (OP)
Journies funded by jews still mad no one bought Dustborn and Concord.

>>712654656
>>712654787

>>712654638
Same reason Black Myth has good reviews on Steam. People pushing a narrative

>>712654739
>Nah fuck the Christian prudes, any policy that actively harms the internet and/or is a censorship bill is pushed by Christian prudes. Without fucking fail.
I can't say I blame you. But it's also being done by left leaning degenerates too. Really, fuck the both of them. But fuck the degenerates more.

>>712626735 (OP)
What about this headline makes you think the person writing it is mad?

>>712654787
>>712654656
>>712654878

>>712652224
This is the entire article
>Stellar Blade finally hit PC two days ago, giving everyone a chance to do whatever it is this game is actually about. Unfortunately, no one knows what that is, because the entirety of discourse surrounding it is about the main character's butt.

>Well, now that butt is on PC, and you know what that means: mods. And if I were to make a book right now on how many of those mods somehow made Stellar Blade even more NSFW than it is out the box, I suspect I wouldn't make very much money.

>By intense scientific calculus (counting), fully 96 of the 234 mods—41%—that currently exist for Stellar Blade are marked as adult. And frankly, some of the ones that aren't marked as adult are probably NSFW.

>The majority are, well, what you expect: various ways to make Eve and other women in the game various levels of nude (with the most popular level being 'fully'). Someone did put her in an apron, though, which I suppose leaves something to the imagination. There are also a lot of main menu replacers that just put hardcore smut of one variety or another right there on the home screen, if that's your bag.

>Now. Look. I have no issue with what adults do in the privacy of their own home. If you want to turn your copy of any game into an overstimulating carnival of omnipresent erotic delights, please do so with my blessing. But I am a tad mystified. I do wonder what kind of lifestyle it is that leads a person to turn a videogame main menu into hardcore pornography. At some point are you so inured to sexuality that you have to cram it into every available crevice to feel anything? Would you not find more fulfilment if the erotic were less ubiquitous, more rare, more precious? At least we'll always have Thomas the Tank Engine mods.

>Apparently not, because the top 10 mods for Stellar Blade are all adults-only, and they've been downloaded about a quarter of a million times collectively at time of writing.

Does he sound like he's joking around?

Why do incels get so mad when you tease them for jerking off to videogames? Its not that serious

>>712654656
>>712654787
>>712654878
>>712654972

>>712654982
Bet this same guy loves any game that has copious amounts of gay sex in it like BG3.

>>712645487
Arent the largest great whites about 20 feet or 6 meters?

>>712626735 (OP)
This person doesn't sound mad at all

>>712655056
What game was banned?

>>712654884
or...they liked the game

>>712655056
>>712654972
>>712654878
>>712654787
>>712654656

and finaly
the one that pissed me off the most

>>712655062
BG3 is actually good

>>712626735 (OP)
according to most sects of christianity a man can kill another man, ask forgiveness and be good to go.

>>712654724
I've seen you post the same bullshit before, and I have asked you directly what you want to talk about in regards to gameplay, story, music, and surprise surprise, you ignored the query. Because you're not here in good faith, you're just trying to push a shitty narrative over some grudge.

>>712655162
So 0 games were actually banned.

>>712654904
>But it's also being done by left leaning degenerates too
Where?

>>712628018
>>712654724
>scream that there's no game play and demand people show him gameplay
>people post gameplay webms constantly
>ignores them and keeps screaming that there's no gameplay

Every game needs its ACfag, I guess.

>>712655298
I have no interest in discussing the gameplay. And nobody else does either

>>712655328
yeah it wasnt a robery that man gave me his wallet out of HIS OWN FREE WILL cause he decided to not be stabed by my knife

>>712630589
It is

>>712655261
Not releasing a game in a territory is not banning it

>>712655105
>>712654930
>>712652224
>>712645328

>>712655435
sure thing >>712655410

>>712655382
>I have no interest in discussing the gameplay
I already knew that. I'm pointing out you keep posting the exact same "why aren't you all posting LE GAMEPLAY" with zero intention of actually engaging with anyone on the topic.

>>712655382
Then why do you pointedly ignore posts directly talking about it?

>>712629678
Unlike you I'm capable of doing multiple things at once.

>>712626735 (OP)
skyrim gooner bros... our reign has ended

>>712628018
>>712654724
>>712655382
You are completely incoherent

>>712626735 (OP)
Why do people get so mad at a joke headline?

>>712626735 (OP)
>gooner game of the year
It's not even close.

Nobody is mad. That's why this article of someone making a joke is the only example you keep spamming

>>712631294
You appear to be thinking that the people who do nothing but make these shitposting threads on /v/ are the ones who play the games, and you also like to ignore the game discussion threads and posts so you can continue your self=assigned crusade against the demons in your head.

>>712626808
>>712626809
>>712627067
Normal heterosexual men are having sex and relationships with women, they aren't downloading porn mods so they can wack off to videogame characters.
You are unhealthy incels. Not healthy heterosexuals.

>>712656247
Ok tranny.

>>712656594
Fucking knew it.

>>712655920
>>712655452

>>712654884
>LE GAME ONLY HAS 95% POSITIVE RATINGS CAUSE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE PUSHING.... LE NARRATIVE.....
do you even think before you post?

>>712626735 (OP)
Because they spent multiple decades whining about this, and have been empirically proven wrong.

Gamers want attractive women.
Women want attractive women.
Even the ugly freak troons want attractive women.

Games with attractive women sell better. Nobody wants the poison they're peddling, and now, finally, investors have broken free from their lies. It's over. Gamers won.

>>712645043
Wouldn't lesbians want to play this game too?

>>712656594
Degenerates like him belong on a cross.

>>712626735 (OP)
>Why are they so mad about Stellar Blade selling well?
No one is mad, you just live in a parroting social media cycle where you're talking to the same 10 trannies shitposting 24/7.

9.9/10 people on the planet have never heard of this game.

>>712657151
no mutt lesbians are just cancer

>>712626735 (OP)
Why does this joke make you think the writer is mad?

>>712626735 (OP)
They're not. You want to portray them as mad so you can push your culture warring propaganda because you're a mentally ill incel

>>712626735 (OP)
Stellar Blade goes against everything the industry pretends customers want.

>>712626735 (OP)
I know this will probably be misconstrued, but I genuinely think we should let this article die and simply focus on our enjoyment of the game instead. Look at the OP, look at all the engagement. It's a ragebait article, and a lot of anons are taking the bait without hesitation. Fuck this clown. He's a disingenuous shit, but we're giving him exactly what he wants by getting riled up by his obvious bullshit.

Also
>41%

>puritanical panic
Surely this is the way to garner support. Same shit as Automata, same shit as satanic panic. Show less ankle.

>>712657540
Yes they are.

>>712657615
The funniest part is if you look around on the internet now, you'll find wokies outright praising Nier, even though we all remember that during its release cycle, 2B's design was relentlessly criticized.

Speaking of mods, where's the mod to make Eve's breasts small? I know it's out there. >:(

>>712657438
>>712657540
>uhhhh sweetie? we're not mad
>NUH UH YOURE MAD, INCEL
lel
this is how I know you're mad ;)

>>712645328
>lighthearted joke
>labels, insults, and generalizations

>>712654884
udderly mindbroken

>>712626735 (OP)
Chuds are such sensitive snowflake faggots its insane. Everything is an attack on them and part of some big conspiracy when the truth is gooning to videogames is objectively funny

>>712626808
>>712626809
>>712626965
>>712627067
This. Don't need any further posts as these perfectly explain the actual reasoning.

>>712657565
It goes against the agenda, yeah.

>>712654884
No, that's what YOU do. Most people actually just play video games and then rate them.

>>712638789
God created them, why would he hate them?

I'm glad that people are starting to wake up to the fact that homosexuals are the problem.

>>712626735 (OP)
They believe people are some kind of evil, dumb soft clay in need of reeducation so that they adhere to social progressivism ideals.
Basically, progressive don’t see non-progressives as real persons. And any kind of blowback against the progressive dogma is taken as a personal injure inflicted to them by some inferior, unworthy beings.

>>712626735 (OP)
>41%
Is this a self own from pc gamer?

All they had to do was keep their fucking mouths shut and stellar blade wouldn't nearly gotten much publicity as it did. The woketards having a bitchfit unironically was the only time woketards made a game sell well and it was a game they hate lmao.

>>712653948
>>right wing christian prudes came after game
>>they get games to be regulated and create the ESRB so kids cant buy stuff with sex and violence on it
ESRB was created by democrats though.

>>712626809
Eve is gay though, or at least bi. She is totally banging lily in canon.

>>712626735 (OP)
Why is everything some new theater in the culture war? Why does /v/ have a personal stake in Stellar Blade selling well? Any other time, you'd be crying "SHILL!!"

>>712659013
Created as vessels unto destruction and wrath, as per Romans Chapter 9.

>>712627313
>once Christianity lost the debate in online spaces
Cope better. Atheist faggots get btfo in /his/ threads on the reg, on account of they can't help but keep instigating the issue because all modern philosophy is literally just contrarian doctrine against Christianity.

>>712631565
And that was a good thing.

>>712626735 (OP)
>ctrl+f puritan
>3 results
I will remind you faggots again if I have to.

>>712653273
This. All the people I know who played games with furry protags became furries, male protags became men, child protags became children, and robot protags became robots.

>>712660697
There's nothing puritan about leftists.

>>712660225
God is a very strange thing, he created everything including a being that equals him in power solely to fuck up what he created out of love and he won't do anything about it until the day he destroys all of creation and sends most of humanity to eternal damnation and torture.

>>712660205
You have to understand what it means if this game is some sort of cultural phenomenon. Also it's just good and Eve is hot.

>>712626808
Is that reason enough though? Why can't they be chill with straight man's desires and just stay in their lane? Maybe we'd hate gays less if they didn't always try to blockade us from getting what we want.

>>712661037
My point exactly.

>>712656835
>>712657213
He's a commie activist that is trying to use gaming as a stepping stone. None of these games journalists are gamers.

>>712660161
yeah
but assholes today call joe liberman, a democract JEW

as 'right wing christians'


you get my point though

>>712656594
Great find anon.

>>712627098
>pride flags on crosses at churches around town
Since about 2018 at least, in my area.

>>712626735 (OP)
A common mistake. Heaven isn't for people who behave, it's for people who believe in Jesus Christ, and will, by the holy spirit, be compelled to behave, but still fall short, which is why we need Jesus.

>>712626809
>>712626965
>>712627067
"Pretty girls" is a dog whistle for "girls under than 22" and they don't like that. They don't want women to be pretty, they have to look older than 22 because women past that point aren't pretty. As much as you'll deny it, your sexual preference is sculpted by society. They want you to know that liking pretty girls is wrong. They want you to like post-wall roasties.

Coomers are tranny tier pathetic crybabies.

>I thought gooner was the same as coomer
>Apparently is a tranny word that means looking at sexy stuff and jerk off to it but not ejaculate?
Ok, explain to me why is that even a bad thing? Also I doubt you would instantly jerk off just looking at some sexy images... Weird shit to care about honestly.

who cares, its all chinese buying this shit anyways. they play slop like this

>>712627310
>https://x.com/pcgamer/status/1933594152417316969
What a dumbass tweet, that means 59% of the mods aren't smutt, what are they trying to say? even above 10% is bad? Even then, what a low of a tweet, it single handedly tries to blanket everyone who enjoys the game as a gooner, and bitterly tries to underhandedly wave it success aside. This is from the same "journalism" site that applouded at dick physics in baldurs gate and loves the bear sex scene. Are they even aware of what they write or do they only hire writers with dementia that can't even remember the article they wrote the day before.

lol no he is making fun of you for playing that garbage.

None of the mods seem to be particularly good so far. Not even particularly great for gooning.

>>712628018
Truth nuke and /thread

>>712626735 (OP)
Its okay to goon but why do you also need to feel like a hero for supporting gooning? Talk about cake and eating it too.

>>712654171
You've been shilling this game with off-topic politics, off-site screnshot and outrage bait threads for 18 months

I'll just leave this here.

>>712652425
>I wonder if the wisdom of thousands of years of civilization and my ancestors meant anything....nah let's just devolve into hedonism
who'da thunk
you can make fun of le man in the sky all you want, the bible teaches you valuable life lessons that would fix like 99% of societal issues we have right now
eternal damnation and promise of heaven is just the best way to get the cattle to not live like degenerates

It's a dogshit game and you subhuman gookslop shills need to fuck off. Preferably to r/gcj and resetera since they live rent-free in your brown heads and you already spend so much time browsing through those sites.

>>712662319
It's something or other about basically making masturbating your all-day hobby and just edging for hours and hours every day.

*kills all discussion about your game*
nothing personnel, kids.

>>712656594
What a surprise. Every. Time.

>>712662319
Gooner is a reddit term they use to refer to things straight males like. It is synonymous with coomer which came from cum brian, a meme trannies used against straight men in 2019 AD on here.

>>712662646
>no u!
You asked about gameplay and were offered an extensive reply.
>>712505347
>>712505427
>>712505517
You ignored it completely and never replied at all. You're nothing but a troll shitting his pants at a Korean game.

>>712662787
It's a fantastic game. Probably the best from this year and last, and to boot it was the revival of sexy video game characters. I think you're just a salty roastie or something.

>>712662787
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/CUlMGZsjkFD2t7zsl7ddNA/
So you've been seething at this game for some time huh?

>>712656594
One for the album

>>712663176
>Mon 29 Apr 2024
Sweet Christmas

>Stellar Blade troons keep spamming threads to the point that up to 10 threads are on the catalog at the same time
>Stellar Blade troons spam reddit and resetera screencaps
>Stellar Blade troons spam steamcharts and salesfaggotry
But you are not supposed to point this out because the game is so heckin based and makes da trooooonz mad or something.

>>712662787
>since they live rent-free in your brown heads
>>712663176
Lmao dude got btfo'd, the game lives literally rent-free in his head.

>>712663176
You can literally see that I only posted this twice if you look at the filename you retard.

>>712662787
>>712663327
poobar is a little mad today

>>712654830
This has to be bait, anon.
>80 free outfits > $80 outfits
There's obviously more of an industry incentive for pro live service astroturfing.

>>712662668

It's because porn is banned in china.

>>712661086
a lack of adversity leads to stagnation and rotting

>>712663528
Meant for >>712654884

>>712663468
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/filename/1714412144958.webm/
Weird how you happened to post the exact same thread with the same webm as all the other instances, including in April 2024.

>>712663176
Mind broken

Buy an ad, tranny.

>>712663468
Unix Timestamp of the webm is literally the same in every single one of those posts faggot.

>>712663176
Sad

>>712663468
Oh yeah that's totally a different person bro

>>712663176
>shills exposing themselves as off-site tourists
It's so blatant that you faggots don't fit in otherwise you would know what real spamming by schizos looks like.

>>712664462
Poobar, kill yourself.

>>712656247
Most men in relationships still ogle other women, it's 50% of baby boomer comedy.

>>712663836
Bro already had the gates unlocked and ambushes passed, he should just be using the phones to fast travel if he's been through before and has no missions up.
Imagine buying a game just to be a dishonest FUDsister like anyone who played the game or just any decent amount of vidya in general can't see right through it.

>>712664462
he didn't accuse him of spamming, he said he'd been seething at the game for some time, which appears very accurate

>>712664623
He also literally runs past a creeper and a cricket in the Silent Street shot (the literal first section of the first area of the game after the intro).

>>712664462
Reading disability, many such cases.

>>712626735 (OP)
I dont understand desu, i played the game and didn't like it, looks nice yeah, the girls are sexy that too, but i dont like the combat and the story is bland plus not a fan of forced cutscenes, but that's it, its not a bad game but not my thing mostly because of the combat, idk why they hate it so much.

>>712654654
Christians won't condem the jewish degenerates that pushed wokeism to the forefront, in fact they even defend them. Fuck them.

>>712626808
>>712626809
>>712626965
/thread

>>712626735 (OP)
because pc gamer is full of trannies and faggots

>>712665069
Because gaming journalism seems to be heavily ingrained with the whole concept that there are sides, and this game doing well means their side is losing and the other side is winning. Who are these sides? Who the fuck knows, haven't hit my self enough times on the head yet, not been dropped as a child to see enemies in every shadow and every product that gets released, but everything in outlets like PCGamer's eyes, are either wins or losses. It can't just be a fun game, or a game that's not for them or whatever. PCGamer will use as often seen in their articles hypocrisy and stances that instantly contradict a article they wrote mere weeks earlier, almost like they all have dementia or something.

>>712664817
He's probably DSP tier, would never actually show himself actually going through for the first time. kek
It's always pic related on /v/ when a game is beloved, especially when some kind of exclusivity or culture war shit is involved.

First it was
>the game was a slop/flop
then
>the game sold well but it was because of muh china
I wonder what comes next?
>no one was made about le Shellar Blade chudz?
They've already done that one last year

>>712626735 (OP)
because chuds like it, and trannies and journalists must hate anything the other team likes

Most annoying shill campaign this board has ever seen.

>>712628197
It's 2025, we have access to too much information for people to still believe it was the 90s conservatives that were the cause of video game censorship.

>>712665840
Nigga brought water to the oil pool.

>>712655381
Considering ACfag throws a fit when there's any sort of sci-fi game centered around femininity, it is ACfag

>>712626735 (OP)
Because women are allowed to be attractive in it. They don't like that.

>>712626735 (OP)
What does that have to do with the discussion of video games you retard?

>>712654051
Mankind Divided was a great first half of a game. Blame Square for that one

Gookslop lost.

>>712659917
>>712659949
>>712659995
>>712660110
>>712660171
>>712660189
Mods stop letting this retard spam.

>>712627313
I hate saying it, but this is right. It's also why Islam skipped the online debate entirely and just goes straight to governments to censor people. Which is the way smarter move if you want to "Win" the online space, just make the worst chilling effects imaginable and the progressive censors will bend over backwards to justify why they're targeting your enemy and not you.

>>712668084
>Gookslop lost.
Made millions
Twitter, Plebbitors, Discord and Resetera lost....We Won

>>712669316
>we
But you are xitter.