They just announced a movie of the last game you played. Who is Jack Black portraying?

>>712633216 (OP)
>Monster Hunter
Finally we’d get some Hunting Horn representation.

>>712633216 (OP)
Ah hell

Blastoise

Haha yeah! That is how you play Balalalalalatro! *riffs on guitar while saying Balalalalalatro*

>>712633216 (OP)
>The finals
Jack Black as Scotty drinking ospuze and screaming YEEEEEAAAAH would be kino ngl

>>712633216 (OP)

>>712633363
kino

>>712633216 (OP)
>Zenless Zone Zero
I can see him as being pic related instead of that panda

>Moemon
Nidoking?

>>712633216 (OP)
Kirby, so jack black is king dedede.

>ANOTHER Monster Hunter movie
Got to be a talking cat

>>712633216 (OP)
>Shin Megami Tensei 1
Imagine the casting possibilities

>>712633305
I am... Donte the Demon Killer.

Brutal legend.
He plays lars

>>712633567
Thor for sure.

>>712633216 (OP)
Jack Black as… the Hero of Kvatch
>aw maaaan im quick hopping under the well! ATHLETIC THIGHS! LEG DAY!!!
>*walks into Lucien lechance’s murder’ uhhhh… guys that was not supposed to happen
>p-p-p-PAINTBRUSH STAIRCASE!!!

>>712633305
>>712633576
Jack Black as Donte might actually be a substantial improvement.

WoW
Khadgar

>>712633298
Sax-a-Boom is pretty close though
https://youtu.be/SK3f9dky8Ns?si=PZdVgnYGsvfxDip2

>>712633216 (OP)
Steve from minecraft

>>712633216 (OP)
FFXIV
Wuk Lamat

>>712633216 (OP)
>Binding of Isaac
Guess we lived long enough to see Jack Black shart on the big screen

>>712633216 (OP)
>terraria
the player, I guess. I would watch this ngl

>>712633216 (OP)
>Helldivers 2
John Helldiver himself.

Fortnite, the role of The Foundation will now be played by Jack Black. Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson was unavailable.

>>712633216 (OP)
>JACK BLACK AS THE CHOSEN UNDEAD

I… am chicken jockey

>>712633216 (OP)
>Hark the ghoul demo
I can see him as a fat German smith.

pyg, unfortunately
sidenote im surprised how little fanart there is of the bazaar, i couldnt find a single piece on twitter

>>712633216 (OP)
He's playing the wizard of Kalemonvo.
Seriously go play this game, it's fun and it's made by a fellow anon

>>712633216 (OP)
The xbox 360 Kung Fu Panda video game. Not even fucking joking.

>>712633619
>NUCLEAR STRIKEY!
>The entire audience erupts into such chaos that Chaos Hero spawns in the world

>>712634023
FAP RING

>>712633216 (OP)
>Vividlope

>>712634178
especially since vanessa is a tranny

Oh I don't like this

>>712634278
haha he could play Po

>>712633619
I've been playing God of War Ragnarok, I suppose he'd be Thor in that too.

>>712633216 (OP)
dhalsim

>>712633216 (OP)
>no Man's Sky
He plays Polo. Or some comedy relief Gek.

>>712633216 (OP)
I'll take my two most recent ones.
>Elden Ring
>"I am... Hoarah Loux... WOARRIAAAAAAAH!"
>exaggerated screech accompanied by guitar riff
>he's still short and fat

>Cyberpunk 2077
>Johnny Silverhand
>It's literally just Jack Black's usual self, and somehow a massive improvement over Ambien Reeves the Monotonous Mumbler

>>712634470
OH SHIT

>>712633216 (OP)
Mmmmmm feet

Anyone have the "Active shooter" meme?

F-Zero GX. There’s a lot of characters he could actually play: Goroh, Dr. Clash, Mr. EAD, Antonio Guster and Don Genie. I would even take him as Captain Falcon.

>deltarune
funny

>>712633216 (OP)
Looks like I hit the... 'jack' pot.

>>712633216 (OP)
>Fallout 76
Honestly not sure if they could fuck this up and make it worse than the current show.
if it got the Kung Fu Panda treatment it would be kino.

>doom
and it somehow still won't be the worst movie compared to the other two fucking trash heaps
no, the rock does not automatically make a movie good

>>712633216 (OP)
he would have a really hard time delivering these packages

Jack black plays Cow in Mario kart world.

>>712633216 (OP)
I... Am Rrrrrrrapheal Ambois COUSTEAU!
*background Guitar riff*

>>712633216 (OP)
>When we find dat meteoh, wew find Doctuh Wahwee.

>>712635510
VO-VO-VOLITION

>RB Six Siege
He's playing Gridlock.

>>712635598
SPIRIT BOMB, RELEASE...

>>712635431
This would be hilarious if he existed in the Death Stranding world as himself but everyone and everything else is accurate to the game.

>>712633216 (OP)
>chosen undead
>does fat rolls the entire time

>Deltarune
Probably the King, but I would absolutely love to see him as Roulx Kaard.

>>712633216 (OP)
>Age of Empires 2
He'd actually fit pretty well as one of the fat kings from a regicide map.

>I... am John Starsectooor.
>first we satbomb, then we raid
>Onslaught jockey!

>>712633216 (OP)
I really don't want to see Jack Black in this outfit.

>>712633216 (OP)
>Deep Impact 2: The Chrono Trigger

>>712636213
Oops, would help if I remember to attach the pic

This isn't the last one I played, BUT the the Bloody Baron from Witcher 3...

>>712633216 (OP)
>I am heavy weapons guy.

>Ancient Cities
actually they already made it back in 2009 so those are horrors within my comprehension.
I saw it back then

>>712633216 (OP)
Jack Black would actually make a great Pokey.

>Left for dead 2
Could be funny seeing Jack as coach

>>712633216 (OP)
>Deep Rock Galactic
He play any of the dwarfs. Wouldn't even need any make-up.

>>712633216 (OP)
The Illusive Man.

>>712633216 (OP)
uhhh i honestly dunno who he could play

>*epic string overture starts*
>ONCE EVERY GENERATION, A FANTASY SAGA IS RELEASED THAT DEFINES AN ERA
>THIS... IS NOT THAT SAGA
>*String music cuts out as fart sound effect plays*
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
>*Jack Black spawns at a bonfire*
>"BONFIRE LIT BABYYY"
>*Starts air guitaring*
>GET READY TO SUMMON YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS FOR THE MOVIE EVENT OF THE SUMMER
>*shot of JB fighting a horde is skeletons*
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
>Godfrey: "Bring me the Elden Ring!""
>WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO
>Timothy Chalamet: "They call him the Tarnished One..."
>*Shot of Jack Black fumbling down some stairs"
>"...emphasis on Tarnished"
>With Tilda Swinton as Malenia
>The Rock as Godfrey the Grafted
>And Chris Pratt as the voice of the Elden Beast
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
>*rapid sequence of Jack Black fat rolling around frustrated bosses*
>*Final cut shows him puffing and wheezing as Godrick lifts his staff to smack*
>JB: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
>Confused Godrick: "wait for what?"
>*JB points up to his stamina bar replenished back to full*
>"For that ya jabroni"
>*Starts successfully dodge rolling Godrick again*
>WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO
>JACK BLACK IS...
>*music suddenly cuts out as a boss hits JB in the testicles*
>*cut to closeup of his co op summons wincing*
>Dave Bautista: "oof, right in the soapstones!"
>music starts again
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
>...THE TARNISHED ONE. GET GUD, JULY 17
>*final shot is Jack Black respawning at a bonfire, with a serious look on his face* "let's try that again

CAMEL RIDER

>>712633216 (OP)
>Final Fantasy XIII-2
He's Snow

>Dave the Diver
I can see it.
The Rock with a shitty wig as Cobra.
Michelle Yeoh as Yoshie (mostly showing up for an all-expenses covered vacation in the Bahamas with one hour on set every other monday)

>>712633216 (OP)
>Morrowind
I.... Am Nerevarine

>The Midnight Walk
>Jack Black plays potboy
>Catpcha: p00pg

>>712633216 (OP)
probably professor pyg from arkham knight

>>712633216 (OP)
>POE
Einhar would be perfect for him

>>712635002
Imagine the memes
>FALCON PUNCH
>YOU GOT BOOST POWER

>>712634424
>HAVELS AND FAP

>>712637607
This sounds so terrible I might actually consider seeing it.

>WARFRAME : THE MOVIE
>Starring :
>Cris Pratt as Excalibur
>Jason Mamoa as Hydroid
>Jared Leto as Limbo
>Chris Hemsworth as Rhino
>Jack Black as Nef Anyo
>Dwayne Johnson as Vor
>Amy Schumer as the Lotus
>Adam Sandler as Konzu

>>712633216 (OP)
I... am Snake!

>>712633216 (OP)
UFO 50. Honestly I think he'd make a pretty good Tao Nemuru.

>>712637607
What's gonna be the chicken jockey moment?

>>712633216 (OP)
>stellaris
the galaxy is awash with filth and he will see every last xeno, space monstor and unholy machine purged from it.

>>712637748
I... AM PANKOMAN

>>712633216 (OP)
>soul hackers 2
Jack Frost

>>712633216 (OP)
>helldivers 2
He would fit pretty well as that guy right next to the mission selection pannel, the entire movie could happen from his point of view spectating helldivers retardation.

Jack Black as the Suspicious Beggar in Bloodborne

>pokemon Y
Lysandre, his hair's just dyed red

>>712633216 (OP)
Uhm, I dunno, maybe one of the Greybeards? I'm having a hard time thinking where he'll fit in Skyrim

>>712640764
I.... AM DRAGONBORN.

>>712640764
Cicero's right there, anon.
Or even worse, Sheogorath.

Herobrine confirmed for next movie.

>>712640841
>THIS SUMMER : SKYRIM
>ONLY IN CINEMAS
>last trailer shot of Jack Black taking an arrow to the knee, rolling on the floor screaming
>"oooh I don't think I can keep going on adventures now OOOOOWWWW"

>>712640132
so he would just become the God Emperor of Mankind?

>fnaf sotm
"MIMIC JACKIE!"

>Tekken
Obvious casting. Ganryu would be funnier.

>>712636258
>Chrono Trigger
It's such a good game, made on 64 kb, tight as fuck and a fucking masterpiece.

>>712641074
classic

>Diablo 4
RIGHT IN THE SOULSTONES

>>712633216 (OP)
Vesemir on The Witcher 3. Unironically could be good.

jack black is... detective pikachu

>>712635002
>JB Falcon
>comes on wearing a plate over his gut with painted on abs

>>712633216 (OP)
>Dragons Dogma
The main pawn I guess, fittingly he would just spend the whole movie naming enemies and their weaknesses

it´s funny because if the game came out this year mari would definetely make a chicken jokey joke yes i know the DLC is coming soon but she´s most likely not in it

>Expedition 33
Jack Black as Renoir.

>>712633216 (OP)
He plays the guy with the same name as his.

>>712633216 (OP)
>Majora's Mask
He'd be Goron Link and it would be fucking atrocious

>>712635954
He's sans.

>>712633216 (OP)
>Armored Core 6
Handler Walter

>>712643779
Why wouldn't he be the main character? Don't you want him to jump into his mech and shout "I AM THE ARMORED CORE"

>>712633216 (OP)
I... Am Ayin

>>712633216 (OP)

>>712633216 (OP)
>total warhammer golgfag maneater campaign
you know what? I can see this working

>>712644584
>golgfag maneater campaign
based taste

>>712633216 (OP)
>Ender Magnolia
He can be the Chained Beast or the Blacksmith.

>>712633216 (OP)

>>712633216 (OP)
>Dead by Daylight
I guess Jeff would be the obvious one.

Deltarune...Jack Black as the SOUL would be hilarious. or Ralsei or Lancer

Eve from stellar blade

>>712633216 (OP)
He'd make a great Legolas.

>Minesweeper
First we Mine, then we Sweep

>>712633216 (OP)
Lucian the Divine

CHICKEN JOCKEY

>>712645585
Dick small :(

>>712633216 (OP)
>Who is Jack Black portraying?
Vintage Story's Steve (aka John Plant).

>>712645585
I like A.I but this is...too much.

>>712634443
>tranny
>tranny
>tranny
Brainrot

>>712633216 (OP)
Dallas from Payday. Its going to be the worst heist/robber movie ever made.

I am.... Courier Six

>Starfield, Starring Jack Black
Shit on shit, easily $1.5B at the box office

>>712633216 (OP)
The Hero of Kvatch

>>712633216 (OP)
Sultan a Baron of Bramfatura Shadanakar

>>712633216 (OP)
... Bowser.
But I was just setting up an emulator. Not counting that I guess it's call of duty blops.
He can be Bowman.

I am.... Agnes Oblige.

>>712633216 (OP)
>Chosen Undead as deprived

>>712645928
the irony of your post

>>712633216 (OP)
General Lee?

>>712633216 (OP)
>Jack Black sits down in an office chair, it creaks loudly, and he pauses.
>Moves slightly, it creaks again, and then again when he moves the other way.
>Starts making a squeaky remix of Toreador March leading into a musical montage of him performing night guard duties with the animatronics side eyeing him the whole time.
>Montage ends with him sitting back in the chair, spinning around, and spinning to the monitor just to see Bonnie is gone.
>"Huh... Where'd the RABBIT go?"
>A thumb on the glass of the window, he presses the light button with trembling hands to reveal Bonnie
>"OH SHIT! I MEAN THE BUNNY! THE BUNNY!"
>He shuts the door.
>"WHOOF... Heh, heh... Hey, no hard feelings, right? RABBIT? WHAHAHAH!"

>>712633216 (OP)
>Atlyss

Jack black...
As a horny ERPing fatbottom shortstack furry...

>>712646903
*I*...
...Am poon.

>>712633216 (OP)
the iron menial
so, ye olde medieval claptrap, basically

>>712639643
why do you try to hurt me, anon

>>712633216 (OP)
Minecraft

So Steven again?

>>712633567
>KCD2
Hanush, I guess? Can’t imagine American accents there.

Playing Bowser again

>>712639643
>with Danny Devito as Vay Hek

>>712647339
>So Steven again?
his name... is steve

>>712633216 (OP)
>Cock of Dudes: Warzone
I dunno. I guess I play as Jack Black? There's no plot to it so there isn't a character for him to play.
I actually wouldn't be surprised if I could buy a Jack Black skin for the low low price of $30 in that game.

>>712633216 (OP)
Galuf.
He probably will want to be gilgamesh too, but galuf.

>>712634470
>Jack as Grimm
Would you clap?

>>712649171
USELESS NIGGER
>Crowd ERUPTS

>>712633216 (OP)
>Battle Brothers
Drunk Cripple comic relief that stacks more and more mutilations as time goes on.

>>712640096
>DRAGON BUTT

>>712633216 (OP)
>murders sister's boyfriend
>sister is so traumatized she hangs herself in suicide forest (not-Aokigahara)
>decides to comit seppuku himself
>pussies out, can't admit his guilt so he blames the suicide priestesses
>kills them all, making literal hell flood not-Aokigahara
He'd look at the camera and go "oopsie, did I do that :) "

>>712649402

>>712649027
Thinking a bit, this game probably would be better as a terror movie set in some village in the game.
It's full of completely bullshit horrifying shit.
Also the whole merging of the worlds that could make it even worse, or be how the bullshit starts.

>>712633216 (OP)
>Monster Hunter World
>Featuring Dwayne Johnson as "Monster Hunter" and Jack Black as his Palico.
I embrace the absurd. Bring him in.

>>712633216 (OP)
I remember that Tenacious D wished the next assassin to not miss Trump's head. So fuck him.

>>712633216 (OP)
Yagrum Bagarn

>>712634470
>THIS SUMMER
*Shot of Elysium covered in mist*
>EVERYONE'S FAVORITE MURDERA- I MEAN KNIGHT
*Cuts to Grimm getting covered in blood and swearing after Alice explodes*
>IS COMING TO THE BIG SCREEN

>>712647339
>Minecraft 2
I'd believe it.

>>712650815
>A Minecraft Movie
>Another Minecraft Movie
>Yet Another Minecraft Movie

>I....am Arthur Pendragon

>>712633216 (OP)
>BotW

So he's either King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule, or he's Daruk.

>>712633216 (OP)
>I... am the Guide

>>712633216 (OP)
>Rimworld
THURUMBO JOKEY

>>712651708
>"I... Am Randy"
>"COMING IN HOT!"
>Raid: Mechhive
>Solar Flare
>Disease: Infection x12

>>712651708
Imagine the obnoxious Rimworld jokes a Rimworld movie would make
>"That hat you're wearing? tch'yeah it's made of human flesh!"
>"What do you MEAN our rice is on fire?!"
>"I'm eating without a table I'M GOING TO GO INSANE"

>>712651962
>"Looks like its a job for our Rimworld!"
>"So, like a rim--"
>"Im gonna stop you right there"

>>712633216 (OP)
>Shin Megami Tensei Imagine
I... am Jack!

>>712633216 (OP)
>The 7th Saga
Olvan

> Chrono Trigger
Either the old man or Robo

>>712644529
>>712644948
Imagine if Steve had been the twist villain.

>Slay the princess
"I... am the long quiet"
Though i think he'd make a great stubborn unironically

An Undertale movie with Jack Black
>I...am Sans
Calling it right now. It will happen.

This fatty I was just playing as

>"I... am Dante"
>"COMING IN HOT!" as he unlocks DT
>"This is a DEVIL ARM!"
>"whats this junk?" "A RED ORB"
>"THIS. MAKES. THE DEVIL CRY"
>"AGNI & RUDRA"
>"THE SPARDA"
>"DANCE MACABRE!"
>He plays Vergil too
>Kyle is Arkham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv8bDwHwZ2Y

>>712633823
my ancestor

>>712633216 (OP)
Arthur Morgan

>>712633216 (OP)

>Brotherhood of Steel
>Nuka-Cola
>perks

>>712633216 (OP)
Though if JB ever considers to pick up a serious role again, Lord Woolsack, who gets tortured to death by the Duc Truffe.