Thread 712636301

Where's the new bats game?

You didn't play her last game so you don't get a new one, chump

>>712636301 (OP)
ya I would totally let harley quinn do whatever she wanted to my dick. Like imagine shes never even seen a dick before so the first one she see is mine and now she has to play with it and feel around while familiarizing herself with it. Like lifting the balls and feeling them in the palm of her hand to get an idea of the weight. Or perhaps she'll be rough and squeeze em with a soft yet firm grip while increasing the strength of her grasp to see at what point do I react. Imagine after a kiss to the head she then offers a love bite to the shaft, tilting her head so her all of her teeth bite down onto it.

Oh- uh ya... new game. Uhh I dunno new injustice perhaps? The MK dudes dont seem to be up to much

>>712636301 (OP)
you know harley wouldn't look like that in a new game

>>712639081
Its the only way for warner bros to save themselves

>>712636301 (OP)
milk!

Reverse corruption game where you take Harley and make her your sidekick/wife

>>712636301 (OP)
Why are you asking for it in 2025?

>>712636301 (OP)
it is never happening

>>712636301 (OP)
Old Harley was so much hotter than NuHarley

>>712642203
Was something unlimited finished?

>>712642638
>its called
>something unlimited
>he thinks its ever going to be finished
lol dude you need to learn to read

>>712642638
of course not, but at the same time the game already has a ton of content and he keeps adding more characters or new scenes.
I only didnt like what he did to raven, he tried using ai and it looks like shit. i hope hope he goes back to re-do all her ai scenes because all new content didnt use ai either

>>712640535
I unironically like this idea.
>Harley date sim where you start as her loyal goon, slowly have her separated from Joker, fuck her, turn her into part time vigilante and actual psychiatrist, give her some children, and make her happy.

>>712640535
someone already did
the Dee dee twins from batman beyond are her granddaughters

>>712642760
Why did he use ai? His Raven was awesome

>>712643170
no idea. you can check it how it looks on sad panda. it is really jarring

>>712636301 (OP)
Artist? Please don't say it's AI.

>>712643241
sunsetriders7
Never heard of him, Im looking at his art on rule34 and he's pretty good almost "Bruce Timm does full on penis in vagina smut" level, guy is actually talented

>>712638158
She looks like a 70 year old in this pic. why did they make her so ugly?

>>712646065
Unfortunately she's the hottest she's ever been in this game, don't know what you're on about

>>712636301 (OP)
looks like a weg character

>>712648053
harley is basically pure sex

Post the fart comic

>>712648296
don't

>>712636301 (OP)
>Where's the new bats game?
I dont know anon what happen to the Wonder Woman game though...

>>712648296
here you go

>>712649616
this is not really a dc comic yes?

>>712649870
not only is it real, it was sold as a scratch and sniff comic double the price of a regular floppy

>>712649870
it is

>>712638838
>ya I would totally let harley quinn do whatever she wanted to my dick.
She'd probably shove a glass rod inside then smash it with a hammer.

>>712636301 (OP)
Why her booba so biga?

>>712650218
It's for a clown trick, they're full of confetti.

>>712649616
>>712649664
Her outfit in this comic is terrible. It feels over done like in the Harley Quinn movie

>Woman writes a fart fetish comic
That's novel

>>712650738
Reminder that DC actually published this.
This is not fan-fap material. This is official DC.
https://www.dc.com/comics/harley-quinn-fartacular-silent-butt-deadly-1

what the FUCK am I reading
why the FUCK am I reading

Guys, I can't figure out why comics have been failing for more than a decade. Someone help me out.

>>712651004
man they REALLY can't help themselves huh

>>712651410
>2025
>still being anti-white
Guess they didn't get the memo that Trump won

>>712636301 (OP)
We need a batman beyond game with the harley twins.

>>712646065
You know exactly why.

>>712651004
He's literally me

It's almost impressive how DC took somehting which would be in my top 10 worst ever comic book ideas, a big two comic dedicated to a fart fetish, and made the fetish not the worst thing in the book.

Instead of being appalled by a DC comic featuring something so gross and degenerate, I'm out here thinking "Wow this bitch author's politics are really annoying, I wish she'd focus on the fetish material."

>>712651171
/co/'s pain

>>712651779
the end. with comics like this it sure is a mystery why my local comic book shop closed down, the comic book section at my local barnes & noble got reduced to sharing an aisle with vidya books while manga has like 4 aisles, and demon slayer by itself is outselling the entire american comic book industry

>>712651893
Women shouldn't be allowed to write comics, feminists have been a problem in the industry since like the 90s

>>712651893
dunno why, those kinds of retard politics are genuinely more common than a fart fetish of that degree being openly displayed
it's okay to not want either, ever, equally

Why did Plastic Man turn himself into a bodysuit for her?

>>712652160
idk I've liked some female comic writers. I like the woman who writes Absolute Wonder Woman.
But yeah most of them suck. There's a lot of DEI hires who are only writing comics since they weren't good enough to write books or TV, and would never have even been able to write for Marvel or DC if it weren't for quotas and affirmative action bullshit.

well that was something
I feel like my life has been measurably worsened for having experienced this
I'm going to go lie down now

>>712652676
because writer's fetish
it's like those people who are so obsessed with feet that they say shit like "I would love to literally be her socks for a day"
well he'd love to be the bodysuit for her unstoppable fart fiesta, and Plas is his proxy for that here(hence the nose release panel)

>>712650376
Ah yes, there's the leftism.

>>712650376
WHITE MAN BAD

Are you telling me someone got paid to write a fetish comic for DC? Like the whole thing is just a fetish comic. It's not even "Tee hee I snuck my fetish in the story" the whole story IS the fetish! How did they do it??

>>712652691
I got turned off to female writers after reading all of Mercedes Lackey's magnum opus. WE GET IT, WOMEN ARE THE HOPE FOR PEACE AND MEN ARE THE GUARDIANS OF VIOLENCE AND WE NEED EACH OTHER OR OUTSIDE FORCES COULD SWALLOW US
yadda yadda
nice dragons though

>>712649616
>jewish writer and artist
is it really a stereotype if it's always true

>>712654190
Yes.

>>712649616
>entire point of Harley Quinn is that she a battered housewife for Joker, using her tragic and twisted nature to emphasise Joker's corruptive evil
>DC turns her into happy lesbian lovers with Poison Ivy after fat tumblrites collectively Ryan Gosling'd at her
I admire the immediate disregard of artistic integrity in pursuit of an audience, real quick off the bat

>>712653996
it's not like capeshit comics have any quality control

can Rocksteady make another fun Batman game and redeem themselves?

>>712654857
no, modern rocksteady is not the company that made the arkham games

>>712654857
no, all the talent is gone and all that's left is a studio with name recognition. hundred star games may end up making a good successor to the arkham games but that remains to be seen.

>>712654857
the Rat King VR game :^)))))
yeah sorry you're not gonna get it
if by some chance they do start work on an actual new Arkham, expect LE HECKIN SUBVERSION

>>712636301 (OP)
warner bros (DC Comics' parent company) goes bankrupt once every two weeks.

>>712649616
honestly in line with Bruce Timm's vision probably
guy is a disgusting coomer degenerate

>>712654643
Hate to break it to you but she was lezzing out with Ivy before BTAS even finished. Timm and Dini did that. You're going to move the goalposts and piss and moan about how she's an exclusive lesbian now but even the people who created her wanted her character to be more than JUST Joker's pump-and-dump cumrag you're meant to feel sorry for.

Your version Harley doesn't exist and pretty much never did outside her introductory episode and comic.

>>712655728
hopefully they end up having to sell dc to a company that will tard wrangle them

>>712643170
>Why would a lazy faggot use AI
Truly a mystery

>>712636301 (OP)
Will DC ever be relevant again? It seems Marvel has ran laps around them for the last 25 years.

Hopefully Superman is good.

disney is going to own both marvel and dc within the next 15 years

>>712656552
Why would Disney want to own DC when they already have a more popular product that targets the same audience?

>>712638158
What an ugly creature
I wish we could get a modern stylized Arkam game based on Bruce Timm's artwork. There's such potential for it but the retarded suits in charge will never allow it or would make it incredibly pozzed and boring

>>712656552
this nigga drankin piss bruh

>>712656552
>>712656671
the only reason would be so that they can do crossover content

>>712655935
this and mad love are her best comics

>>712656552
imagine the clusterfuck of combining the marvel and DC universes

>>712655728
That shits all hollywood accounting. They set shit up so they can pretend to be making zero dollars but charged themselves 10,000 for the use of a set or building they already own.
Then, in order to make sure that it holds up in court they have to cancel shit that people liked and make sure that the creators are contract bound to never make money on the IP again, so the court sees that the IP isn't a money maker and WB is "really definitely totally bankrupt this time"

Look up the terms for the Final Space IP. They can't even set up a kickstarter for a final season. They're reduced to doing a comic which isn't allowed to make over a certain dollar value. Shit is fucking evil.

Why is modern media so adverse to using her original design, her heavy accent and obsessed with trying to make her some trashy feminist icon?

>>712657035
because believe it or not people that care about that harley are the minority and the current harley is the one that normies recognize

>>712656406
Marvel has been releasing low effort chinese ropoff shit designs to stay relevant. No one gives a fuck about the incel subculture, it's better to aim for the normies. One relevant game from dc is enough to throw chinaslopshit and GGmarvel shit into the trash bin.

>>712655935
>conflating sexy 90's lesbians with modern faggot shit
Your mother should've swallowed.

>>712657203
Why are normies being pandered to when they are by and large completely retarded sacks of excrement?

>>712656671
dumbanon, batman and superman by themselves are each worth more than marvel in its entirely

>>712657403
because they give them money and you're a broke ass loser

>>712652150
At least these retards show what they are and make it easy for them to be repulsive or invisible to readers. I actually have less contempt for Fartley Quinn than I do with westerners who call their comics "manga" in a shameless attempt to trick people into reading their dogshit. especially personalities like Meatcanyon who previously shat on anime and manga.

>>712657470
It's your fault for paying attention to subhuman retards like that in the first place

>>712657470
meatcanyon looks like one of his creations

>>712657415

Spider-Man alone is bigger than all of DC (note this graph was made before any of the Tom Holland films, Spider-Verse films, Venom trilogy or the Insomniac games lmao)

>>712657203
>the current harley is the one that normies recognize
The modern DC / Marvel crowd will eat up whatever you throw at them. Anyone left who still religiously consumes their products is nothing but retarded cattle and I doubt they would care that much if they went back to the original design for Harley, in fact it would probably only attract new fans who actually enjoy attractive and likeable character designs

>>712657727
I admit I forgot to account for spiderman yeah, he's the exception

>>712636301 (OP)
Been watching the HQ show (just finished season 3), and it sucks there are no good Harley games, aside from maybe Injustice 2, but apparently it's giga grindy, and the animations are goofy af, watched some ranked Harley gameplay and it's like she's spazzing out.

It's kinda crazy how shitty DC games are compared to Marvel.

>>712649807
This post made me lose hard for some reason

>>712657864
>It's kinda crazy how shitty DC games are compared to Marvel

Its crazy how this statement is true now, where as in the mid 2010s it was completely the opposite.

>>712638158
This shitshow will probably be 95% off again during the upcoming Steam Summer Sale. Is it worth getting purely for Harley?

>>712655935
i belive you, lesbians used to be hot back then.
but that image doesn't give me that vibe

>>712657035
It doesn't look that good in 3d renders or live action.

>>712658401
As a huge Batman Arkham fan and Batman fan in general, no. Once you've played about three hours of the game, you've played it all. There's only about four types of missions. Deathstroke is fun to play but it's really not worth taking the time to unlock him.

>>712657035
This isn't exclusive to Harley. Wolverine does not use his classic costume, Supermans tights were done away with for years before coming back, Thor's design got updated which was actually pretty cool when it happened, Wonder Woman went from a simple leotard to crappy armor, a shield, sword and at times an ugly ass helmet. It would be nice to see the old Arleen Sorkin/Timm design but shes dead and DC doesn't care for that design or characterization anymore. Just hiring Tara Strong to slut it up is good enough now.

>>712656680
>>712657035
Are you a bitter femanon complaining about muh oversexualization? Cause the jester outfit is the most covered up

Was googling random Harley shit today and came across this ridiculous blog post praising the jester outfit simply for being the least exposed:
https://womenwriteaboutcomics.com/2015/06/sequential-sartorial-worst-to-best-harley-quinn-outfits-dc-comics/

>>712659215
It was always innuendo like this. When they straight up became a couple it became soulless.

>>712659215
>>712658773
I remember a lol comic that had Ivy and Harley saying 'LESBIANS' until batman with a bunch of money (iirc) comes by and then they switch to 'BISEXUALS'

>>712659324
>oversexualization
nigger she's ugly as sin now

>>712659526
No? She's trashy af but not ugly. It's like Jeanette from Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, people love this trope.

>>712649616
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>712659479
he just comes by and says "I'm Batman.", doesn't he

>>712659324
Are you retarded? Timm were drawing her with perky breasts, narrow waist and always doing a catwalk with a hip sway. She's as far from anti-sexualization as possible. The only regalar woman in BATS that is more sexy than her is probably Ivy.

>>712659324
Nobody is talking about oversexualization
Modern Harley Quinn sucks ass and her design was changed just to appeal to the wacky e-girl type who likes Jinx just so they could have another "Joker but for females", because that's what sells I guess. Her visual design is not the worst but the fact that they made her a dyke and removed any of her cute dynamic between Joker and Batman completely ruins the character for me and many other people. I just want the cute dumbass Harley who occasionally flirts with Batman back

>>712649807
>they raped me, BATS

All this shit with Harley could have been prevented, if only Livewire took off instead of her.

>made Selina black
>she's even hotter now
fine, I'm woke now I guess

>>712660634
I forgot the "goddamned" lmao

>>712660357
>converted to a coal burner -and- wrong at the same time
damn shame

>>712660357
I do prefer tomboy selina but this design you posted is complete shit, she looks better when drawn like Casca

>>712660357
>raceswapped black in 1 episode of the 60s show
>went back to being caucasian
>went blonde for the Burton film
>Went black again for the garbage Halle Berry movie
>was caucasian again in Rises
>Black again for The Batman
Man has a character even been raceswapped this much

>>712660870
Green Lantern?

>>712661009
Green Lanterns are separate characters, Catwoman is nearly always Selina Kyle

>>712660870
>>Went black again for the garbage Halle Berry movie
Fuck you. Not only was that movie at least decent, but Halle Berry was also the best catwoman cast there ever was.

>>712660357
She's been black before though.

>>712661085
She did the best Black Catwoman I'll give you that.

>>712660870
This bitch was way too sexy in that movie.

>>712652150
Thanks, I hate it.

>>712655935
Or the fact that because she's an exclusive rug muncher now they keep trying to sell her as a protagonist or even hero when she repeatedly murders innocent people is fucking awful while original harley trying to go straight was a completely independent thing from her sexuality

>>712661708
>original harley trying to go straight was
Something that didn't happen until Joker was dead

>>712662153
Yes and? Joker should be dead at all times and never revived again. He's a shit character that has dragged batman down

>>712649616
Why is this comic more about liberal politics than farting

>>712661708
She gradually becomes a hero in her own show, even joins the Bat Family. I guess it's because she's a protagonist now and the audience won't root for a genuinely rotten person.

>>712658401
I enjoyed the game, and I paid full price, Harley is good throughout, Tara Strong finally nailed her voice after years of being shit and annoying. Harley's playstyle was my personal favorite, but the only real difference was the movement.

>>712660336
Yeah but Livewire is a cutie who doesn't deserve such cruelty
And they already made her completely shit in that latest Superman show anyway

>>712662869
Oh no, now I'm afraid to even look it up.

>>712662613
Missing my point. I'm okay with her becoming a hero. I'm not fine with her constantly performing heinous, villainous acts and then immediately getting a free pass purely because she dives muff. She is allowed to bomb children and then immediately get back on the batman good side because writers refuse to let the lesbian be a villain.
And its even worse for Ivy because now she doesn't even have a character she's just a prop for Harley.

>>712663004
She's not the only bi character in the show lmao, Ivy, Selina, Riddler are all bi and can be pretty evil. This is just your headcanon. The show is more of a sitcom comedy, so the tone shifts are common, but there's no conspiracy here lmao

>>712663004
I just hate media skipping her being an obsessed abused Joker goon and diving right into her breaking free from him for everything with her now. It's crucial buildup for her character that goes completely ignored because they want to skip ahead

>>712651004
>>712651410
>hello fellow self-hating whites

>>712663401
>This is just your headcanon
Nigger read comics

>>712652150
I skimmed this and looked at the pictures instead of reading this, and I still want a refund.

>>712660357
>>712660357
this is just Halle Berry.

How bad are the Harley movies? I think there's 3, Suicide Squad 1/2 and Birds of Prey. I know they're big with zoomers, but the ratings are pretty bad. Though at the same time I'm not really a DC fan, so I won't sperge out "dude it's not like in the OG comics, they ruined the characters", so maybe I could still enjoy them?

>>712664765
Squad 1 is shit, Squad 2 is pretty good but Harley's section is a bit directionless for the first half, Birds of Prey is lame to okay.

>>712651004
Oh and this is the writer