>it doesnt have trackpads
>well at least it has gyr-
THIS PIECE OF SHIT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A GYRO
WHY WOULD ANYONE BUY THIS TRASH OVER THE STEAMDICK

>>712668724 (OP)
Well you can play steam on it at least.
Gabe always wins.

>switch sells because nintendo has good exclusives
>steam deck sells because it's cheaper than the switch
>this will probably be more expensive than both combined with none of the exclusives to back it up

>>712668724 (OP)
And people think it's going to be 1k lmao

>>712668973
>steam deck sells
Kek

>>712668724 (OP)
Because it has a vastly better screen, ergonomics and better apu

...i'm not using the gyro on my deck. am i really missing out by not doing a retarded dance with my deck?

>>712668973
I didnt buy the 'eck due it being cheaper
I bought it because I like UMPCs

I've never heard an adult with a significant other say they enjoy gyro in a controller.

>>712669161
im married with children and own a home.
Gyro is a necessity if youre playing fps with a controller

>>712669414
>fps with a controller
?

>>712669505
I dont bring a mouse and keyboard to the couch/bed, crazy I know

>>712669414
>Gyro is a necessity if youre playing fps with a controller
I'm happy you are enjoying the accessibility features that Valve has given you. If i lose my thumbs like you i will keep it in mind.

>>712669414
No, no it isn't. I wish the gyro meme would die already. We had FPS games on controllers for years without gyro and it was fine. I hate gyro controls, it feels fucking retarded. Even with Splatoon I use melee weapons just to avoid having to use gyro.

>>712669127
but you cant play half of the games because you have analog stick precision

>>712669687
>console nigger still doesnt know that all the best "controller FPS" have aim assist

>>712669687
aimassist.webm

>>712669631
Bed I understand, but if you're an adult with a PC set up in your living room, you should have a m_kb there.

>>712669414
>Gyro is a necessity if youre playing fps with a controller
that's the call of duty company's handheld
they do not want gyro, because they cannot aim, they do not want to be told that they have to aim, they want the aiming done for them

>>712669687
Aim assist cuck

>>712670095
have you tried m&kb, waggle cuck?

>>712669687
You hate splatoons gyro because you dont like being told "No aim assist, cuck"

>>712670178
I don't play Splatoon because it's filled to the brim with HRT countdown messages in the plaza.

>>712670235
You just said you play splatoon melee only, so which is it tranny?

>>712670295
I'm not Metroid aim assist cuck

>>712670356
In which case noone was talking to you.

>>712670295
>splatoon player calling anyone tranny

>>712669861
>>712669813
>>712670095
>>712670178

>>712670137
>we had FPS games on controllers for years
>have you tried m&kb

>>712670423
keep waggling away, waggle cuck

>>712670443
>he has this picture saved
:eggemoji:

>>712670529
>You're obsessed with us!
I never even suspected you were trans btw (I'm not transphobic. I think Hunter is hot)

>>712669414
>Dancing with a controller to OWN the NPC enemies

>>712670529

>>712668973
>>steam deck sells because it's cheaper than the switch
It barely sold 3 million, not even comparable to the switch

>>712668973
>steam deck sells

>>712670692
>YOURE DANCING YOURE DANCING

>>712670792
so what does this have to do with xbox deck

>>712671408
Whats not to get?
>I keep an archive of every tranny I see
>therefore gyro is bad

>>712668724 (OP)
Let's be honest. Just how many games have you played on your deck where the trackpads and gyro were absolutely necessary? I bet the number is in the single digits.

>>712671408
>Splatoon player called someone a tranny during a conversation about gyro, which OP is upset the Xbox handheld doesn't have

>>712668724 (OP)
I dont care about trackpads because they feel like shit.
I dont care about gyro because I would never play a shooter on a handheld.
What it actually needs is a keyboard.

>>712671408
trannies are the root cause of all my problems

>>712669135
nah gyro sucks on a handheld because you have to move the whole screen which just sucks.
its alright on pads but not on a handheld.

>>712669687
it was never fine, subhuman.

>>712668724 (OP)
Does that left stick look like it's positioned really badly or is it just me?

>>712672052
no the spamming anon started talking about hrt first
I wouldnt be surprised if he called himself a tranny just to have an excuse to dump his folder

>>712670720
one of the many reasons why online interaction is being killed in video games is because it just gets abused by faggot groomers like these.

>>712669687
Yeah but that's because your bitchass didn't realize you were being aim assisted the whole time.
Gyro for a better future.
Gyro is the white man's choice. Sticks are for niggers led by the nose.

>>712672251
Oh I see
>I don't play Splatoon because of the trans shit
>Uh, actually, I play Splatoon and you said you played melee only, so which is it, tranny?
>Different person
>Spams Splatoon being a tranny game

>>712668724 (OP)
Not having gyro is shit, but I never even used the trackpads on my Deck when I had it. It's just not necessary for the games most people tend to play since everything post 2018 has controller support.

>>712672386
Gyro is for the dancers. Playing games isn't fruity enough now you have to dance doing it to make it even more fruity

>>712672327
your children are reading those splatoon messages btw

>>712672386
>I love using my controller like a wii mote! Who cares if I look and feel like a retarded little faggot while playing my heckin' shooterinos? Thank you Nintendo for revolutionizing shooters by making them all as childish as possible with motion controls!

>>712672564
Well it's clear you are unaware of the /position/
Us gyro pros put our forearms near the wrist on our knees and micro adjust our wrists when we REALLY want to tighten up our aim/focus
Me I use max sensitivity so the littlest amount of wrist movement possible translates to effective aim
It's really just a matter of getting used to it. Just sit down and make yourself do it for a week.

>>712669687
you know you can turn off gyro in splatoon right?

>>712672940
>just make yourself do the work
have you tried a gym, lardo?

>>712672812
>wii mote
No:
Micro. Adjustment. Of the wrists. Just look up a video of someone handcaming and you'll stop it with this uninformed drivel.

>>712673143
>>712672940
this reads like a guy trying to find his prostate to cum or something

>>712673038
I know, but you're gimping yourself by using guns without gyro in that game when everyone else is an adderall riddled kid dancing with their controllers. I'd rather just smack the fuck out of them with a paintbrush.

>>712673143
Micro adjustments of the wrist is what you call it when you're beating your microscopic dick, faggot.

>>712673238
>Micro adjustments of the wrist is what you call it when you're beating your microscopic dick, faggot.
kekkaroo

>>712672776
I know a parent and he told me you can turn those messages off.
Obviously bad parents will not check what their children are dealing with.

>>712672940
>I AM NOT DANCING! I AM NOT OWNED! I WILL SHOW THOSE NPC ENEMIES WHOS BOSS! AND THEY WILL BE IMPRESSED BY MY SHEER AIMING SKILL!

>>712672812
there is literally nothing more childish than aim assist.

>>712673196
Man you are so fucking mad at being helpfully informed you are making the.e experieince worse on yourself lmao

>>712673303
>I know a parent
Yeah, they own the basement you're living in

>>712668724 (OP)
It has an xbox button tho

>>712673382
weird redditesque projection.

>>712673359
why are you so obsessed

Halo taught an entire generation unearned self confidence.
Kek maybe this is xbox execs running a shitposting bot on 4chan. Those backwards faggots STILL haven't pu gyro in their controllers.
Halo-borne butthurt doubtlwss

>>712673571
Halo users grew up and bought a PC.

>>712673486
You are having a back and forth in a thread of interest.
I am having a back and forth in a thread of interest.

You have nothing to say so you're just devolving into angry fallacies. And they aren't even pithy.
Come home white man. Not (You), needless to say.

>>712673634
The good ones. Most of the weedbros didn't

>>712673732
This is the gayest post in the thread, and people were posting Splatoon trans shit.

Hoodweebs can't into gyro and it makes them angwy. Baby need it's bottle?

>>712673809
I mean, they didn't buy a PC, but they stopped playing Halo

>>712673820
Transhit is a cancer metatstitizing everywhere, I don't see why you need to single us out. We report it as best we can.

>>712668724 (OP)
>OVER THE STEAMDICK
less than 5M people bought a decky.
150M+ bought a Switch and 3.5M just bought a Switch 2 in the first week making it the fastest selling console of all time.

Steam Deck is irrelevant, as are all of the other PC handhelds compared to Switch 2.

>>712673904
Fair

>>712668724 (OP)
It's tailor made to run bland, flavorless and safe xbox slop, obviously it will only have the basic control scheme.

>>712668724 (OP)
People actually like Gyro? The switch had it and it was the first thing I turned off in both the pro controller and the switch it self when playing splatoon 2 and other games that use it. It was ass to me when the ps3 did it and it's ass now.

>>712668724 (OP)
Microsoft is truly holding back gaming, given that no one is putting their games on Xbox PC, Steam already won. Hope Microsoft, in due time, fucks off from hardware completely whether it's in-house or through OEMs as far as video games are concerned.

>>712672812
Gyro doesn't work like the wiimote, but since you mentioned it, yes the aiming with the wiimote was even better because of the pointer

>>712668724 (OP)
For some fucking reason Microsoft hate gyros, the Xbox One controller also doesn't have gyro

>"Make sure you adjust your settings, anon."
>"I don't know how."
>"What buttons do you have?"
>"Uhhhh, Recycling Symbol, Picture-in-Picture, Bookshelf Books, and the Japanese kanji for 3."
I can't adequately explain how much I fucking hate modern button symbols.

>>712668724 (OP)
>it doesnt have trackpads
No shit, it's made for consolefags.

>>712675228
I will call them start and select until the day that I die

>>712673303
Yeah but the issue is missing the cool pixelart the system was actually made for

>>712669014
it might as well be 1k, it's not gonna sell for shit anyways
the only value this thing even has is the supposed "Xbox Game Mode" stripped-down Windows.

>>712668724 (OP)
As I side note, I wish the right trackpad would be bound to the mouse by default on the Steamdeck. The emulated controlstick feels like garbage and any game that doesn't allow simultaneous gamepad and mouse input I'll resort to using the right analog instead.

>>712675228
They are 30 years too late to try to push new button symbols like they mean something.

>>712668724 (OP)
Hopefully Microjew subsidizes this thing so it isn't 1k. If it is like 6-700 bucks I'm gonna buy one and put SteamOS on it. Definitely has capable hardware but Windows is useless.

>>712668724 (OP)
Windows just works.

>>712668724 (OP)
That will be $899 + tip.

>>712674916
It's because it mad steps on Halo's toes. That's literally the reason.
Halo is the thing that truly propelled aim assist upwards

>>712668724 (OP)
Show me any PS3 game with gyro on the deck. Not fake gyro but REAL gyro

>>712671584
Fallacy. It could be 1 forever and for that one game that crucially needed it it would be a viscerally felt lack.

normalfriend #5968239 wants to play CoD and GTA on the go

>>712680050
Goddamnit couldn't you have asked a month ago when i was still playing Folklore.

>>712674832
No, you just don't have the gumption to break yourself out of your habits and try develing into a better optimal experince if the inital hurdle involves an assault on your established muscle memory.
It felt viscerally umcomfortable to you at first and like an instant gratification needing child that made you throw up your arms and give up on it.

You need to listen to us when we tell you that discomfort and streak of losing games dies and stays dead and is replaced with a new addiction after you stick with it for 5 rounds straight.
Chill. And just go try it.

>>712668973
>steam deck sells