What they say:
>OMG, 180K+ gooners would literally buy a game just to stare at some tits and ass? GOONERS, COOMERS, COOMSLOP, AAAAAAAAGH I HATE THEM!
What I hear:
>Western game devs are so painfully retarded that they would rather kill their studios and send every single grunt working in them to McDonald's instead of making their androgynous MC blobs a bit, just a tiiiiny bit hotter, because apparently, in YOUR opinion, all you have to do to have a successful game is give the MC a boob size above A, and burgerdevs refuse to do that

Asians should be flat though, that's the hottest part.

>>712685741 (OP)
>shitty game with fake hype flops

>>712685741 (OP)
Calling you names - racist, misogynist or transphobic - served them so well for so many years that they are unable to think of any other strategy to retain their control over you.

>>712685741 (OP)
The best is resetera screaming gooners because the game isn't some trans-nigger-hellhole.
That thread got locked and there is another one that people got banned for Sinophobia KEK.
Love reading the desperation while i play the game.

the gameplay is unironically great. trannies BTFO

>>712685863
I too like petite flatties

>>712686574
>it's the better game so that was a foregone conclusion

HOLY BASED, he's prolly banned by now lol.

>>712686574
>Sinophobia
I thought that was a term for anti-Chinese sentiment, not Korean as well.

>>712686861
It is dude was talking about China.
Any asian game that does big numbers now it's China for them.
They simply refuse to accept that people don't like unappealing designs.

>>712686574
these people need to be culled

>>712686981
>I suspect the majority of the players are Asian
>Therefore they shouldn't count.

lmao, Jesus Christ, these fucking people.

>>712686981
Always funny to see the retards who suffer from brain degeneration whichever way they lean

>>712685863
Good thing Eve is a robot.

>>712687915
Robots should also be flat, smaller hitbox.

>>712687053
Hadrian almost did it, too.

>send every single grunt working in them to McDonald's
What makes you think they'll go work at McDonald's and not continue shitting up the video game industry in a different company?

>>712686574
I genuinely loathe these SJW subhumans for the damage they've done to Western art over the past decade and a half.

>>712686268
but enough about Concord

>>712688630
>Look at resume
>Job candidate has worked on 7 games that have all bombed and resulted in their previous place of work going under
>proceed to fucking hire them anyway

Do people really do this?

>>712691257
the only thing that's relevant is how happy they are to push The Message™

I love how they claim that this is a coomer game while saying nothing about the games they praise that contain graphic fag sex scenes and near-constant innuendo.

I still don't understand, what's insulting about being called a gooner or a coomer? 99% of every human being on the planet enjoys masturbation and feels good looking at things they find attractive, what's supposed to be insulting about that?
>omg you eat food because you like the taste of it? ughh.. you are the worst kind of human to ever exist
What the fuck am I missing here?

>>712687403
*looks at waifuslop goonergarbage gacha* xe has a point....

>>712689736
If shills had to brimg up that sort of trash for comparison, it's actually doing worse than I thought...

>>712691348
>criticaldrinker NPC
lol rightoids need to touch grass

>>712691597
gooning isn't simple masturbation

>>712687403
Same thing happened when black myth wukong had a shitload of players

>>712691819
Not an argument.
Gooners won, groomers lost.

>>712692031
Nothing more racist than a progressive, i guess.

>>712691819
i always have some real hearty keks when a leftoid faggot like you says some variation of "touch grass", "incel", "virgin", etc. you will never be a woman and your lineage is dead. i wonder which will kill you: suicide or AIDS? that wager could go on Fanduel.

>>712685741 (OP)
The only things I've heard about this game are people praising the main character's skimpy outfits. I know literally nothing about the gameplay, story, soundtrack, etc. This feels like the most forced fanbase ever.

>>712686981
So much for the tolerant left!

>>712692294
Eggs ACK tly!

>>712692294
Seems like a you problem since it's been tasked about for over a year
Perhaps you are a solipsistic narcissistic retard

>>712692294
>soundtrack
It was discussed a lot after the ps5 release

>>712692294
this is /v/ you mongoloid retard, you could say the same thing about just about every game in existence. the gameplay is great, the characters are great, the OST is actually top tier, and the story is passable. not sure why i'm wasting my time explaining this to a disingenuous tranny though

>>712692461
I honestly think it was robbed at the game awards for Soundtrack. The only reason Rebirth won is because Game Awards had to give them something as a GOTY nominee so they could do their stupid speech.

>>712692294
>waah stop enjoying skimpy outfits
no

is there any of you faggots that perhaps streams this game and perhaps doesn't mind me watching

>>712687403
/v/ has been saying this ever since SB launched on PC.

>>712692627
Cuck fetish?

>>712685741 (OP)
I hate goonslop

>>712692294
Do you also think people stop existing when you cover your eyes?

>>712686432
>Calling you names - racist, misogynist or transphobic
Are you not racist?

>>712692694
no i just can't run the game and your eve's look scrumptious if anything im cucking you by looking at your character

>>712692031
That was actually true

>>712691786
Why does this game make your kind so angry in the first place?

>>712692741
>tranime
you proves his point haha

Any time I see this character, I think
>hot bod
>but that face bothers me but I can't figure out why

>>712692565
Nine Sols not even being NOMINATED for Indie GOTY destroyed the last miniscule speck of credibility those faggots still had. literally the worst awards show robbery across all mediums. i hope Geoff has a nightmare every night for the rest of his life.

>>712692741
if i can't sense them then they don't exist since my consciousness only extends as far as my senses go.

>>712692742
I hate everyone equally.

>>712692294
Nobody is willing to talk about the actual game because they know it isnt good

>>712692805
It doesnt look like an actual human

>>712692294
You've been doing this for the last eighteen months, ACfag of SB.

>>712692812
Nine sols is horrible fuck off with the grift
Litefrelly just worse hollow knight that you like because you're coping about Silksong which will be disappointing as well btw

>>712692805
Because it's modeled after a South Korean who had 1/4th of her jaw sliced off, like every Korean with money does.

>>712692792
I hate bad games

>>712692906
it's not even a metroidvania you fucking faggot, you didn't even play it

China went down from 68% to 60%, not that this site is even accurate. Meanwhile Japan went to 3.5% which is extremely high for them, even though porn isn't banned there. So much for that cope.

>>712692750
tag

>>712692891
You said the same thing to me when I made a similar comment. Youre just coping with many people making the same obvious observation

>>712692812
No-one cares some stupid cat liberal for milennials shit, I would rather play dustborn and forspoken than this pixelshit earthbound quirky ripoff garbage

>>712692947
So you throw tantrums when other people like something you think is bad?

>>712692449
And only the tits have been talked about. Lurk more, newfag.
>>712692508
I'm not interested in your tranny fetish, no need to bring it up out of nowhere.>>712692573
Never said that
>>712692741
What does this even mean

>>712692812
Kill yourself

WOAH, WHAT HAPPENED TRANNY JOURNO FAGGOTS?! I THOUGHT IT WAS A FLOP! I THOUGHT IT WENT BROKE BECAUSE IT WAS A COOMER GAME?! WHAT HAPPENED SISSY SISTERS?!

Diversity is code for anti-white and 'what about the gameplay' is code for 'I have AGP and am addicted to estrogen'.

There are no exceptions.

Anyone who shits on coomer games is a tranny. Trannies project. Leftists project. Leftists burn shit because of things mosr of the country voted for and say it's to protect democracy. Troons jerk off compulsively to everything and thus see everything as pornography. This is so self-evident you shouldn't need any science or studies to back it, so the fact they all do is just the icing on the cake. Nazi Germany invented the blow-up doll. Don't listen to the puritains that killed conservatism in the first place. Beauty is good. Idealization is good. Both men and women should be depicted in media as something to aspire to. Beautiful women should inspire, not invole jealousy. Same with gigachad and men. Nigga Heil Hitler.

>>712692947
sure you do, tranny. if that were actually the case you would be shitting up some other thread. SB gameplay is good AT MINIMUM, it's completely inoffensive at worst and great at best. you seething about it proves without a shadow of a doubt that you are a mutilated homosexual.

>>712685741 (OP)
They receive ESG money, they only care about social value

>>712693023
>stupid cat liberal for milennials shit
fucking kek, at least make it seem like you have even a slight clue as to what you're talking about you retarded fucking faggot.

>>712693075
Yeah even the libcuck reviewers said the gameplay is good.

>>712692978
wokeism cucked westshit so much japan stopped caring about yuros and americucks they were always obsessed with and now consoom and adapt everything made by china and korea

Did anyone here buy this game and not jerk off while playing it? Be honest

>>712688972
>for the damage they've done to Western art over the past decade and a half.
You have much to learn, young one

>>712692940
Can't bother to verify it but afaik plastic surgery is commonplace there for those that can afford

>>712693007
For eighteen months people have talked about every aspect of this game, posted gameplay videos, linked YouTube playthroughs, etc etc. And in every single thread made about this game you come in and say the exact same thing and act the exact same way. ACfag is someone you shouldn't be desperate to emulate.

>>712692887
https://www.instagram.com/zennyrt/
>for the retards who will spam "unrelated link" that's Eve's facescan and motion capture actress
She's Korean, of course she doesn't look like a real human. What does that have to do with anything?

IM A GAY MAN AND I BOUGHT THIS GAME BECAUSE THE GAMEPLAY SEEMED ENGAGING AND FAST-PACED, AMA

>>712688972
Stop trying to subvert the meaning of art to only include the shit you jerk off to you fucking subhuman loser

>>712693201
Mostly correct but "adapt" is 100% wrong. Gooks and Chunks "adapted" from Japan. Which is fine, but don't pretend it went the other way.

>>712693069
>what about the gameplay is le bad
snoy.....

>>712685741 (OP)
Just downloaded the demo and uninstalled after less than 30 minutes
THIS is the shit you synofags have been praising for months????

>>712693268
>For eighteen months people have talked about every aspect of this game, posted gameplay videos, linked YouTube playthroughs, etc
No they haven't

>>712693286
Do you have AIDS? How was the gameplay.

the reality is even a mediocre decent game will get hype now cause thats how starved everyone is

>>712693273
Plastic gook fuckdoll face just doesn't do it for me

>>712686268
Don't use Mugi to shitpost, you seething woke tranny bastard. You've been bitching about this game for months

>>712693289
>subvert the meaning of art
modern shart did this by stopping epic realism and coool roman sculptures for some cringe, moeblob justifier

>>712693365
i liked it, pretty much delivered on all the things i wanted from it only 30% through the story rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4biZQR2ov0s
KINO
also a kino cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKl0p4rRaQQ

>>712693325
Nobody is praising the game part

>>712693335
And there's the "NO STOP LYING!!" part, the exact same thing the people who spent years shitting themselves over XC2 do when you confront them about their nonstop threads crying about the game, "Japanese humor", etc. Don't play stupid, child, that's worse than being stupid.

>Literally not a single post about the gameplay

>>712693514
It must be exhausting to just lie constantly

>>712693325
>just played 30 minutes of an action game with 5 skill trees, multiple movement upgrades, and a dozen different combos and uninstalled it before getting a single upgrade or learning a single combo
trannies really are not sending their best.
>>712693512
yes we are, faggot

>>712693552
The gameplay is when you jerk your tiny dick to the big titted cartoon characters

>>712693325
Oh there's a demo? Guess I'll give it a try myself and see. It's why I also bought Astra libra. Good thing demos aren't dead.

It's kind of amazing how the game has been out for over a year now and not a single person has complained about the gameplay or left a bad comment about the game as a whole. It really is universally beloved, huh?

>>712685741 (OP)
It's just a mediocre game that's only getting attention because people goon to it. It's okay to admit that

>>712693673
yes but make sure you do the "bonus fight", it's later in the game where you actually have skills and upgrades and feels more representative of the game as a whole

>they would rather kill their studios
Unironically, yes. Studios stand to gain very little from their games succeeding unless they're independently published. Even if publishers do share revenue with the studio it's most often exclusively partitioned into bonuses for meeting an arbitrary metric and given only to upper management. Therefore there's a disconnect between studios and consumers, because a studio's primary constituent is it's publisher, who only understand consumers as a concept explained to them by industry analysts. Since the investor class is obsessed with growth rather than stability, they're very susceptible to industry analysts assurances that appealing to the largely male demographic of gamers deprives them of a giant untapped market of potential female gamers.

So the end result is a symbiotic relationship of parasitic activist analysts that assure the investment class that nonconforming gender blobs will create a pathway for giant industry growth, and a credulous investor class who above all else have a long vision of reshaping the industry to have a much larger female demographic, and any analyst who might present a more nuanced picture or simply wants to present information more objectively is effectively gatekept out of the industry by a politically motivated cabal of loser freaks who stand to lose their jobs and credibility if the case is presented successfully that their ugly gay vitiligo niggers isn't actually creating a broader market. Their hubris and their instinct to protect their own careers will never allow them to admit that and they will aggressively argue that anything that contradicts that view is an aberration or somehow doesn't meet some arbitrary criteria to disprove their thesis.

>>712691257
"Games" keep failing for the same fucking reasons so I don't see why not.

EIGHTEEN MONTHS
SELF ADMITTED
18. MONTHS.
AND NOT ONCE EVER HAS ANYONE POSTED GAMEPLAY

>>712693676
ps2 shovelware

>>712693690
>It's just a mediocre game
surely you can post playtime after a declaration like this?

>>712693415
Good for you, play another game instead of ripping your dick and balls off in retard rage over this one.

>>712693676
Gameplay is actually pretty fun once you start getting feel for the combat. Hitting those perfect parries and dodges feels good.

the amount of tranny raiding is actually getting absurd at this point. i'm so tired, bros. day of the -ACK cannot come soon enough

People would leave you alone if you just admitted to jerking off to eve

>>712692786
It's true for SB too

>>712693882
This has been going on since ps5 release. You just didn't notice because you were a fag trolling it too but now it's on pc so you think you're a victim now

>>712693882
What's worse is that a decent chunk of those troons are bots.

>>712693717
I'll keep it in mind. Thanks, anon.

>>712693882
>everyone who doesn't like my mid game is a tranny

>>712693979
it wasn't me faggot, i've been defending this game since day one
>>712694043
>mid game
post playtime

This game has no gameplay
veil guard won in the ways that actually mattered

>>712693882
Some already ACKed on day 1.

>>712694043
>everyone who doesn't like my goated game is a tranny

>>712693594
You tell me.

>>712694089
>veil guard
actual comfy kino, only shitter blade nazis can disagree

>>712694079
No need

>>712694141
>low iq

>>712685741 (OP)
Maybe it's just a good game.

>>712694183
>No need
concession accepted, tranny. find something else to do while dilating faggot

how many hours are yall in bros
I'm almost at 30 doing all side quests right now

>>712694182
Agreed
Veil guard and ac shadows unironically are way better than this game

>>712685741 (OP)
Mediocre slop game that flopped outside of china

>>712694089
>Still seething over the Veilguard flop
You troons can't possibly make yourselves more obvious

>>712694257
im so tired bros, why is this blatant bait allowed, jannies let us have flags on /v/

>>712694257
Agreed
I wouldn't ever pay money for this I think anyone who did should refund

>>712694231
~28 or so, i just got on the Orbit Elevator. i did most of the sidequests and collected a huge portion of the stuff, but i'm going to go for the other endings so i figured i'll finish now and get everything else in NG+

>>712693882
The last time I saw a response like this to a game was Xenoblade Chronicles 2, and for 95% of the same reasons people are trooning out over Stellar Blade. It's like a game having attractive women in it sends at least half of 4chan into insane raging shitfits.

>>712686268
>>712691786
>>712692947
Why are you trying so hard?

Crazy how the reception of Rebirth, Veilguard, Shadows, etc. were all so much better. All of these actually discussed the games.

>>712694295
i would unironically spend a couple hundred dollars to have flags/ID's put on /v/. it would fix the board overnight but gookmoot is a fucking coward.

Dogshit game

>>712693289
We’d be in a new golden age without the troon scourge

ngl I bought the game because I'm horny but the gameplay and OST are legitimately good. The story is retarded though but nobody cares about that.

>lost to e33

>>712694419
>lost to the best game of the decade
Wow you sure showed us, retard. How will we ever recover?

>>712694457
based mod

>>712694379
Flags are a meme, but IDs are required to make this site usable

>>712694397
this game is like ps1, 2 or even 3 shovelware somehow being made today

>>712693007
>You said the same thing to me when I made a similar comment.
Sounds like he was right to.

>>712693768
Absolutely one of the most based takes I've seen on 4chan in ages. Spot-on analysis.

This is the equivalent to ps3's Lair desu

>>712693882
It really is a shame people get so angry at pretty women in a videogame. I can understand why they get sad when they see a pretty woman and realize they can't be one but maybe they should go after the doctor that made them into an abomination instead of acting out against people that just want to enjoy things.

>>712693768
>>712694562
i missed this post til someone else replied to it but well said and criminally underrated post

>>712692294
>>712692852
Every single thread I see this same samefagged "exchange"

Did Nier Automata get as much seething from trannies as this game is getting?

>>712693451
>game flopped at 0.2m
and I'm sure Snoy won't be paying them next time...

>>712694508
flags are only meme because memeflags are allowed, they shouldn't exist

>>712693768
truthful leftist wall of text

>>712693512
I am.

>>712694664
while we're on the subject, i'm ashamed to admit this but i haven't played it, i think i'm going to play it once i finish SB. what will i think of it?

>>712694664
No because 2b and a2 are powerful strong women like Bayonetta and Laura Croft. Loser. Fuck off with your groin Korean doll

>>712694397
>>712694457
>>712694664

this is disgustingly hot and i love you for posting it, dont get discouraged by the trannies

>>712694664
No because it was japanese

>>712694747
gay

>>712694715
Gameplay is far worse than SB but story is much better take on same stuff
2b unironically is hotter in SB than in NA tho

>>712694680
Holy cope, tranny. Go back to Twitter and give IGN a tweet about how this game """""""""""""flopped""""""""""""""

>>712693690
Then why are the player ratings so high?
TFD has mixed ratings, because it's not a good game past fanservice. SB has overwhelmingly positive ratings on Steam AND on PSN.

>>712694824
Chink bots

>>712694824
Bots

>>712693797
You have no idea what that is.

>>712694864
>>712694880
the fact that there are mutilated freaks like you sitting in every stellar blade thread day in and day out all fucking day and night eager to concoct some new cope after every post while fighting back tears is absolute cinema. keep it coming, faggots

>>712694354
>>712694257
>>712694307
>>712694385
>I am a very real poster

>>712694664
Absolutely, yes. When Automata was announced and up until release journalists and tranny activists were foaming at the mouth about "objectification" and all that. Then the game comes out and it's good so they claim they never said any of that. The exact same thing happened with Bayonetta as well, a fact they desperately want to bury. In fact it was one of the original GG battlegrounds, hiding the hundreds of articles smearing the game and calling everyone who likes Bayonetta a creepy loser has been a monumental effort, you can't find that shit easily anymore.

>>712694680
It only sold 200,000?

You will never convince me this game wasn't originally an exclusive specifically because the trannies running Sony wanted to artificially make it fail. If the goal was to make a successful exclusive that would sell consoles, like Sony pretends, then it would be like every other major Sony exclusive, by which I mean it wouldn't fucking exist.

Idk what it is about Eve, but she makes my monkey neuron activation go haywire.

>>712695002
In the trannies mind yeah

>>712695002
No.

>>712694975
Fuck you faggot

>every skill says "stun enemies"
>it merely stagger for 0.1 seconds
Meh.. I thought I could chain combo with them.
Look like regular and heavy attacks are just for show because you can rarely finish last one.

>>712695120

>>712695120
Okay I actually laughed out loud at this honestly. Choked on my drink. Unexpected.

I like the gore in this game and i wish blood would stick on EVE after killing a bunch of monsters, that would be nice, maybe someone will make a mod eventually

>>712695120
So you were in fact samefagging

Shit game absolutely garbage

>tfw I like bayo, auto, and sb

It's an amazing ability and I pity those who lack it.

Sure is some faggot seething like mad in this thread

>>712695120
Based and kinopilled

>>712686268
cry about it harder tranny

>>712695120
Are you OK anon? You're meant to inspect element the (You)s away, we can't keep the shitposting chain going on if you don't

>>712695120
Forgot to edit the screenshot sister? I'll go ask alice to delete the thread for us. Let's regroup on discord for now.

>>712695231
lol same
life is pretty fun when you're not hating everything

>>712695120
OH shit I posted the wrong one

>>712685741 (OP)
>ugh, these horny games use sex appeal to cope with not having good gameplay
>will your non-horny games have good gameplay, then?
>FUCK NO

>>712686981
>mods actually ban that cope
kek based leftist cannibalism

>>712694747
If anything they just motivate me

You will never have a real woman, only a shitty plastic doll

>>712695434
That's the thing, the game does have good gameplay. That's why it's stuck around with top player ratings on PSN and on Steam, while actual ero games do nothing.

>>712695294
>my screenshot gets reposted
So that's what that feels like, huh.

Literally no gameplay only model poses, just jerk off to porn faggot

I'm unironically attracted to Lily.

>>712685741 (OP)
You're game suck and your a bad person and an coomer

>>712691418
>I love how they claim that this is a coomer game
It is though, and that's a good thing

Name one segment of gameplay in this game

>>712695583
Here you go, tranny. A videogame character perfect for your sensibilities.

>>712692294
It's as simple as the Dark Souls Lara Croft.

>>712695583
porn is evil jewish garbage that is detrimental to your soul and wellbeing. stellar blade is a wholesome and kino game with great gameplay and an elder god tier soundtrack. i know a tranny who's brain has been thoroughly raped by kikes can't even begin to grasp this, so maybe fuck off to another thread

>>712694664
No, the story was actually very well received.

>>712695628
It's not though. It has hot women in it, that's it. There's not even any sex scenes or proper nudity. Garbage like Baldur's Gate 3, where everything is centered around degenerate homo buttsex and bestiality and everyone is a dyke and a fag, that's what braindead tranny coomers consume.

You have to be a real tranny to like this dogshit, find Jesus

>>712685741 (OP)
Sixty, fucking, dollarydoos.

>>712694816
>Buy this hot trash or you're a Tranny!!!
lol no.
I'm already fapping to a game made in UE5 and I don't need this garbage.

>>712695776
Sixty too much
Ltiersly would cost 20 on ps2

>>712695776
$80 actually, and worth every penny. might gift a copy to my poorfag bro.

If you spent money on this you are literally retarded, just kys

>>712695894
so are you a tranny or did you just fall for tranny psyops that the game is bad? either way you should be skinned alive

Damn someone sure is mad.

why is nobody mentioning the OST? that shit is actually good.

>>712695836
I'm sure he'll appreciate it if you just gave him the cash instead.

>>712695954
wdym anon, it's been discussed constantly since the pc release. it's absolute kino and should've won OST of the year last year

>>712695894
Did you spend money on any video games in your life?

Playing literal soulstrash just because the mc is a gook doll you're fucking pathetic

>>712695954
No it isn't

>>712695485
and water is wet

>>712696053
God they're all so hot

Gooktrash

>>712696032
>Playing literal soulstrash
stopped reading there, it's not a soulslike you mongoloid braindead motherfucker

>>712686268
I wonder if this anti-SB tranny is also the very same retard who has been spamming xer Polish shitface jackass throughout the internet

>>712696191
It's literally a fucking sekiro clone without any of sekiro's polish or good aspects you are a braindead simp

>>712696268
post playtime right now or suck my dick

>>712696032
Switched back to screaming gook nonstop since the other methods aren't working, I see.

I would play ac shadows over this at least shadows has actual gameplay

>>712696268
>Fromsoft invented 3rd person games with action combat
Mental illness.

>>712696053
N-No! They are plastic looking dolls their eyes can't look like that!!

This is the best ass I've ever seen in a video game

>>712696302
>>712696365
Retards

>>712685741 (OP)
if being a straight male makes me a gooner, then so be it. what can I say, I can’t hang like faggots, furries, and trannies

>>712695754
It's okay to think that if it makes you sleep better

>>712696418
wow, how could i have guessed you can't post playtime? i genuinely hope you get raped by a pack of groids

>>712696390
seems a bit too tall

Imagine being attracted to gooks you're as sad as the actual ricecels just fucking kys already there's no hope for you bozos

Even the trannies are better off

>>712696494
imagine constantly shrieking and sharting yourself every single day

>>712696473
That's the thing though. Leftoids can't differentiate between beautiful, sexy women and literal pornography. They can't even grasp eroticism without immediately devolving it into a gay man getting fucked in the ass by a bear.

>>712695583
>>712695657
>>712695764
>>712695894
>>712696032
Mindbroken

Just wukong all over again a fucking fake game

>>712696053
Can't wait for the mod that lets me play as Raven

>>712696268
Slight problem, Sekiro isn't a soulslike.

Nice fucking gameplay niggers

>>712696624
>>712696695
poor thing

>>712696032
>Playing literal soulstrash
>>712696268
>>It's literally a fucking sekiro clone

>>712696624
>didn't play wukong or stellar blade yet feels compelled to comment on the quality of both of them
both great games, feels good being an actual video game enjoyer.

NOT A SINGLE CLIP OF REAL GAMEPLAY

You are on the same level as gachafags

>>712696629
I doubt we'll ever get a complete voice over for her in a mod. But a face swap is already here.

>>712696624
this.
they should've never released that demo if they wanted to trick people into buying this shitty asset flip.
I guess nobody owning a PS5 to tell you how bad the game was actually made, was working as an advantage.

Disappointed we didn't get to fight one of these. Reminded me of Starship Troopers.

>>712696864
you realize everybody knows that modern /v/ barely has gameplay webms anymore for any game, right? you aren't fooling anybody you freak tranny

>>712696695
This
Actually insane that this game is barely a game and had 180k
Porn is free

When I told people 95% of the negative posts toward Stellar Blade was literally one person, I heard a lot of scoffing. I think this thread should prove me right.

>>712696983
yeah my opinion is shifting a bit, this is some of the worst samefagging i've ever seen

yum

>>712697020
Ugly bitch

>>712696983
>>712697005
There were more on previous days but the rest already ACKed he is the last one by now

>>712696864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nINnPgIv7E

Trannies > SB

>>712697020
Wow this is the gameplay huh? Lmao
Nice tits though

>>712696983
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/stellar%20flop/type/op/
One. Person.

>>712697020
Cool "gameplay"

>>712696893
Very good, i'll get it for my second playthrough, what about Tachy? I wasn't expecting her to be murdered 5 minutes in so maybe i'll swap her too

>>712697005
in case you wondered just how long he's been doing the same routine on a loop

So does this guy endlessly demand "gameplay webms" of every other video game posted on /v/ or is it just for Stellar Blade? Can't say as I notice his posts in any other thread apart from Stellar Blade's threads.

I literally never see gameplay of this game being posted

>>712696864
people are busy playing. You can YT a video of the combat. The combat is insane but its hard to describe. Its parry/dodge counter heavy with very tight trigger windows, a bunch of different combo options and styles and each skill can be upgraded multiple times. Its almost too much with all the combos and options they throw at you, and I suck but Im still able to progress by finding a style that works for me.

>>712697020
POV: you're Jesus turning the other cheek

Still no gameplay

>>712697252
>>712697327

If this was a ps3 gane it would be in the bargain bin

>>712696864
>>712697148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XeThFZN8mc

>>712697370
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/@_ONGBAL/search?query=stellar%20blade

>>712697317
of course not, even though gameplay webms in a game thread are exceedingly rare these days.

>>712697428
TSMT

>>712697148
You can google Stellar Blade gameplay or download the demo if you're so interested

>>712697317
not once

>>712697434
>>712697441
Not clicking your rick rolls

>>712697441
nice, i should've known he played it. i'll have to check out his vids when i finish the game

>>712697317
Of course he doesn't because he doesn't play video games. He just rages at the country of South Korea. That's all that's behind this screeching at Stellar Blade. It is Korean, and thus he is mad.

>>712697243
Yeah. There's one for Tachy, Raven, Scarlet and even Arisa (the robot maid.)

Eventually the cycle will repeat when another woman takes eve's place.

>>712697317
It's not just one guy anymore because people keep replying to him

>>712697518
Never Gonna Give You Up is dQw4w9WgXcQ.
How god damn new are you to not know that?

If there really was gameplay, why is it never posted?

>>712697587
No, it's still one guy
>>712697186

Stellar shit

Stellar crap

>>712696390
I'm horny now

>>712697317
Even when gameplay webms or even YouTube videos get posted for him, he ignores them and keeps spamming.

>>712697704
>>712697764
that shit fecal smell is the man-made wound between your legs, anon

Stellar mid

Even master duel threads fucking post gameplay LMAO

>712697664
Because there's no point proving anything to you because you'll just goalpost move, people get tired of dealing with your nonsense, and then you'll just go back to yapping about the same shit you always do. It's the same song and dance. If you gave a damn, you'll go and look on the internet instead of being here. Instead, you're here to be a faggot willing to suck cocks for (You)s

easily one of the most OP outfits in the game

>>712697673
Holy crackers lol

>>712692947
right.

>>712697969
Cooling Suit?

>>712698015
kek

>>712698015
To be fair, TLoU2 is an amazing game. Just the story is controversial and people still think Abby is a tranny for some reason.

How the fuck do I save the game?

>>712686798
>starting with an unnecessary hair twirl that wouldn't show up in the mocap
that was just for the love of the game, based stacy

>>712697532
Nice

>>712698143
Sit down at the camp but the game autosaves anyway

>>712698142
Parts of it are good. A few parts are really really. A number of parts are bad, however.

Since anon demands game discussion but refuses to actually talk about the game, let's discuss if the game should have done what Breath of the Wild did and had you collect tons of weapons that have durability.

>>712698142
Really? It's a 3rd person shooter outdated even by 2010's standards with hours of walking segments and cutscenes

>>712698294
Sex

>>712692664
>/v/ has been saying
It's the same people in that post, just coming here to ragebait or purposefully get mad.

>>712698294
mod?

>>712698287
I disagree.

>>712692664
one guy

>>712698287
i haven't played BotW but that sounds like hell on Earth and no game should do that, not even BotW

>>712693882
It’s actually extremely fucking crazy how many schizofags from leftist sub reddits are in here to le epic troll us. Like guys. One of the highest rated game on PSN. Extremely high reviews on steam. 185K all time peak. Like why do this to yourself???

>>712685741 (OP)
>new Ocarina of Time crossed with Devil May Cry, voice of Luke Skywalker
>meh
>devil may cry but tits and ass
>CONSOOM
why are you like this

>>712694257
This level of try harding here is worse than Ninja Gaidenfags

You gotta be more subtle my nigga

>>712693289
Suck a cock, subhuman garbage.

>>712698408
That's a NG++ outfit in the game, not modded

>>712698668
>new Ocarina of Time crossed with Devil May Cry, voice of Luke Skywalker
game?

It's a good game.

>>712698754
just the fact that you can't tell if an outfit is a lewd mod or not is priceless. i've never seen such a thing in any other game

>Close Stellar Blade
>Go to /v/ and save all the new Eve images from the photo mode fags
>Go back to Stellar Blade
>Repeat

>>712698813
How's the gameplay of that segment?

>>712696924
Those kinds of enemies can almost only ever be qte battles. Just too big to make a believable fight against, unless you want to basically be hitting a wall for a few minutes.

>>712698754
is it a thong?

>>712698847
Very good? It's not the most difficult boss in the game but it's important narratively and has nice visual flair.

>>712698754
>NG++
for fuck's sake.
How long does it take to beat a NG cycle? Is there anything you can only get on the first NG and you can't get by playing the side content on the NG++(or however many plusses)? Is there a mod or cheat to just unlock all of the NG+ outfits&content without unlocking anything else?

>>712698754
>Locking the sexiest shit in NG++
Devious, absolutely devious

FYI: When the Sharty hacked this shithole, it was discovered that the staff, jannies and pass users are all transexuals, pedophiles and furries. That is the reason for why /v/ hates this game (and other good games) so much.

>>712698756
exactly

>>712698892
First playthrough takes people like 20-30 hours, NG+ obviously is a lot faster. To unlock the NG+ and NG++ oufits, you open the same outfit crate basically.

So in NG the crate gets you outfit X, NG+ the crate gets you outfit Y and NG++ gets you outfit Z. If you didn't get the outfit in NG, if you're in NG+ you'll still only get outfit X opening that crate.

>Is there a mod or cheat to just unlock all of the NG+ outfits&content without unlocking anything else?
Yep, kinda ruins the joy of discovering the next sexo outfit though honestly

>>712694664
No, most of the troons were still being plain ol' incels at the time. The transification has only increased exponentially after Covid Capoor.

the samefagging going on here is actually mentally fucking deranged. AC Shadows got 3 millionz players my nigga go play that!

The Nikke pink cooling suit is fucking ridiculous.

It would literally do the opposite of cooling, and just stew the girl in her own sweat.

Check this out.

>>712699102
That's a lot of lotion. No one is this smooth.

>>712699238
2thick4TV

>>712699030
>Yep, kinda ruins the joy of discovering the next sexo outfit though honestly
I like the idea of discovering the next sexy outfit, but I also can't stand replaying games right after I finish them. It always gives me burnout an hour or two in and I end up not playing any vidya for a month.

>>712699243
what part of "they are robots/androids" you didnt get?

Is this how people are getting the best close-ups of Eve's pussy

>>712698892
>>712698893
apparently NG+ adds new skills though which is pretty cool

>>712685741 (OP)
the game is fun
the sex is just a plus
simple as

>>712693289
Art is defined by how controversial you're allowed to get with it. It's not meant to be commitee-approved shit everyone can swallow. Art should offend. Art should push boundries and make your ass so uncomfortable that you start squirming in your chair and getting heart palpatations.
The moment you start trying to ban it or destroy the artist for creating it, you're doing damage to the art community as a whole. Doesn't matter what the fuck it's about. Can be a hot korean bitch with her tits out, or some faggot manbun taking a shit on a flag while guzzling cum.
This is the truth, always has been the truth, and always will be the truth, no matter what irredeemable piles of human garbage like you and jason schreier say.

>>712699285
There's multiple endings in this game so you'll probably be back for them eventually

>>712699383
And hard mode

>>712699383
>>712699416
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>712699102
so this is the power of PS5

>>712699361

>>712699608
It is quite powerful indeed

>>712696390
is this a mod???

>>712699493
Also worth doing NG+ because there's two different final bosses for the two main endings and both worth doing.

>>712698142
the only thing I thought it did really well and wish more games would take note of was the real time inventory and crafting with limited resources, and being limited in quick access to weapons but still having a big arsenal to choose from and being able to switch out if you have the breathing room.
the rest of it was either serviceable or just annoying/tedious, and the enemy AI is pretty damn retarded overall.

ENGLISH OR JAPANESE VOICE??????

English
>cute chimney sweeper British English voice for Lily
>lackluster voice acting for everyone else

Japanese
>better voice direction and intonation across the board
>but no matter thick British accent Lily

I am torn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wTP4o_rf5E
i'm obsessed with this song, bros. been using it at camp the entire game and it's been stuck in my head since i first heard it
>>712699754
i'm not a big NG+ guy in any game even if i really loved the game, but i actually plan on going for NG++ and the 100%. the game is just so fun and comfy and dat music

>>712699863
Why not both?
Replace the Jap language files of Lily with her Eng ones.

A Naytiba never asked me to do a cart pushing puzzle.

>>712699863
i'm playing in English my first playthrough and will do Jap next and KR after that. I prefer not playing dubbed but i don't like missing dialogue because of combat or whatever on my first playthrough. Lily's voice makes the dub worth it though

>>712699751
Its not a mod.

Get the 2B outfit form the Nier DLC, die and revive yourself with a WB Pump. The dress will disappear and you'll be left with the leotard just like in Nier Automata when you self destruct. It persists through healing and resting. Thank you Korea.

>>712685741 (OP)
I understand that this may be unpopular these days, but the solution to goblins isn't gooner games. Making things nearly pornographic is a answer that worsens the medium.

>>712699751
no, korea is objectively the mecca of vidya game graphics

>>712699863
English for first playthrough so I don't need to read subtitles while fighting to understand the story. Then either JP, CN or KR in NG+. Probably KR cause its the most "authentic" language for the game and they all sound cute too.

>>712699361

Wild how ALL the supposed demanding of gameplay and the raging against the game all suddenly stopped at the same time.

>>712700010
ESL

>>712700010
The troon has entered the bargaining stage

>>712700010
This is literally LESS explicitly sexual than Baldur's Gate 3.

>>712700010
>nose piercing
opinion discarded

>>712699983
holy shit i have the outfit but didn't know that. brb suicide.

>>712700010
Okay, but what's a better solution?

>>712700010
we don't post selfies here
>>712700319
stop talking to yourself, faggot

>Absolute sexo outfit
>Is this a mod?
>Its not
Korea...

>>712700010
I would in fact point to several aspects of Stellar Blade that are exactly what gaming needs more of, and I'm not talking about boobs.

>>712685741 (OP)
Sorry but I cant pay $60 for a year old port

I'll definitely pick it up when it's $40 or below

>>712698294
i wish i could just unlock this skin and not have to play through the game a 5th time

Playing this game has made me realize that I cannot satisfy this body.

I feel inadequate.

Eve is too much woman for me. I can't fulfill her needs.

>>712700647
>I'll definitely pick it up when it's $40 or below
But then it'll be $40 for a 2 year old port.

>>712700647
what kind of subhuman would spend $60 on a year old port? you're supposed to spend $80 on a year old game that just left early access
10% off on GMG/Fanatical

Eve doesn't shit does she?

>>712699863
Korean. The VA for Eve gives her so much more character than in any other version.

>>712700010
You're right, which is why filth like Baldur's Gate 3 and Hades 2 should be shunned. Good thing there is literally zero sexual content in Stellar Blade.

I had to remove the red outfit because my dick was twitching like crazy but even the default outfit is sexo, got to a place where eve has to move sideways hanging from the edge of a building and damn, fat in all the right places.

>>712700679
it's a fucking robot you retard if you want to rp horny go do it in the r34 image comments like the rest of you fag denial embarrassments

>>712700731

Please DO NOT look up the russian forums where they uploaded the DLC files that you can literally just drop in your main game files and get the DLC content without buying on Steam.

Seriously, please don't.

>>712700227
Transgenderism should be banned from public life.
>>712700215
No.
>>712700261
That's likely the most perverse game that's ever gotten publication, so that's a low bar. You make a excellent point in bringing it up however. If gooner games were the solution to the woke problem bg3 wouldn't have been released. They just want people to lust after ugly, and wrong things.

>>712700362
That's from a game produced by one of the biggest companies in the world, Microsoft.

>>712700319
Good, beautiful games that are not perverse. Skintight catsuits should not be the norm for attire. Garments themselves, and if you must make something titillating their removal carries weight when more is left to the imagination.

>>712700953
>another post with westoid trooncore fagslop footage attached
i ain't reading all that, neck yourself

>>712700953
>Good, beautiful games that are not perverse.
Define "Beautiful" and "not perverse".

>>712700679
that's why im gunning for lily instead

When do I get the cheerleader outfit

>>712700953
Never go outside, anon, you'll go on a murderous rampage because real women wear lewder outfits than 95% of the outfits in Stellar Blade.

>>712700926
or you can just creamapi

>>712701082
best outfit in the game it's so good

ree i always accidentally activate Tachy mode

>>712701189
Last quarter of the game.

>>712701189
In Lily's special mission near the end of the game

>>712685741 (OP)
Realistic answers only:

How tight do you think Eve's asshole is?

>>712701251
holy shit and they are ugly too
look at those landwhales using skimpy clothing
and acting as if they are 10/10
is disgusting

>>712701416
she doesn't have one

oh yeah, that's the good shit.

Still a shitty game with no game play

>>712701526
>189 songs
>there have been more songs added since then
jesus fucking christ
>over 10 hours long
my god

Hate towards this game feels completely artificial especially on /v/ of all places.
>Uhh... so I'm going to shitpost this mid game I hate day in day out for no monetary gain because.... ????
>I can't just ignore it even though it's a year old... I must shitpost.
It's time to admit Stellar Blade mindbroke you.

>>712701542
go to reddit and youtube if you want to see gameplay

not trying to soud aggresive or sarcastic btw

>>712701020
Sadly we're in a bit of a dark age when it comes to games. While games like Red Dead Redemption are very technically impressive they use this tech to make horrible creatures.

The sort of budget needed to make a visually stunning game carries with it the chains of the machine that renders the work smut, slop, or both. Cuphead, though a very specific style was quite good. Inside had some very good visual design, if simplistic. Outer Wilds. My personal favorite game is Hotline Miami, though it's not exactly beautiful visually the music is great.

>>712685863
Kill yourself. Small tits are woke.

>>712701665
After you, American.

>>712701587
Because the majority of it is one guy >>712697186

>>712701628
>Sadly we're in a bit of a dark age when it comes to games.
i've had no shortage of kino to play the past couple years, vidya is unironically in a better state now than it was the few years prior

>>712701628
Well, you have a few examples of game you find aesthetically pleasing. They've been commercially successful IIRC. Are you wishing that everyone else adopted similar aesthetics until they become common place instead of unique?

>>712685741 (OP)
why didnt journos bitch about lara croft? oh right, now they have to pretend it's bad when a character is attractive.

>>712685741 (OP)
Literally the only reason you mongoloids are obsessed with this game is because it looks like every other Unreal Engine game, except it has more boobs.
There are hundreds of mediocre action games out there that sell themselves on sex appeal, and even more if you include porn games. Except those don't count as "winning" against the boogeyman because they're more obviously lower budget or use anime artstyles.
Stellar Blade is just as shallow as something like Senran Kagura, except Senran Kagura's characters actually have something going on and the gameplay doesn't feel like shit.

So how long do we have to pretend to like this game?

>>712701903
>>712701852
Fuck off retard.

>Belial fight
damn that shit was kino. this nigger just kept coming back for more

>>712699751
Her skin texture is actually that delicious in vanilla.

Actual a shit tier game imagine spending $80 you're a fucking moron

>>712692294
see thats the thing, it's actually a great game. Like Nier and 2B tricking journos into thinking it's about butts, it's a good game. Combat is like sekiro + dmc. It's fun.

>>712701916
Why didn't you answer a simple question?

>>712701852
>There are hundreds of mediocre action games out there that sell themselves on sex appeal
Name 10.

>>712701903
Until the incels find another gook trash game

>>712701903
Is someone holding a gun to your dick forcing you to like the game or else you'll become a woman?

>>712701852
>let lie and be negative as fuck so i convice other to hate
nihilism is shit

>>712701917
He was pretty fun. I also swear I saw him use a Monster Hunter Great Sword charge attack on us.

>>712686798
>hire non black woman for twerking
twerking is black woman culture

these faggots may be trying to ruin our good time but they never will. just remember they won't be able to resist the rope calling for much longer.

>>712701926
You were quiet for a while, anon, what thread were you busy in?

>>712701926
>>712701903
>>712701542
>>712701962
Oh suddenly we're back huh?

>>712693289
Puritans, Feminists, and Troons get the rope

>>712693791
I’ve seen gameplay posted all the time, but I guess if you spam this disingenuous faggotry enough maybe it will trick your low iq troon buddies. Crazy that you sexless freaks never peddled this pathetic excuse of an argument for BG3

>>712698015
This guy calls others "culture war dipshits" while clearly being one of the most dedicated culture warriors. Zero self awareness.

>>712702014
>>712702017
You will always be shitty fucking gooners kys

>>712701965
Why are 4tranners so obsessed with trannies?

the entire space station level is pure kino. god i'm excited to see the final boss rush

>>712701542
>>712697902
Hey you vanished for a while, did you pass out in your own vomit again?

What do I need for this box? It doesn't let me open it with no explanation

>>712701852
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Serious question.

You only like this trash because you were told to if this was a shit tier d budget gane it would be forgotten like the garbage it is

>>712702139
>tranny comes to shit up our thread
>why are you so obsessed with trannies?!
41%

>>712702181
>if this game was bad then you wouldn’t like it
Most intelligent redditera raider

why do journos feel obligated to defend ugly DEI designs, and put down attractive designs as "coomer bait"?

journos used to rave about hot game girls like Morrigan or what have you.

>>712702159
I know the box you're talking about and I remember having the same problem. But I do not remember what the solution is. I wanna say it's tied to a quest.

>if this game was shit it would be forgotten
no shit, schizoid

Literally no game play

>>712702225
>AGPtranny calling anyone else trans

>no argument
That's right you fucking retards keep defending a mediocre pile of crap

>>712702278
>>712697441

>enter a thread about how game journalists are disingenuous shills
>disingenuously spout muh no gameplay
Pottery

I think the schizo is having a melty right now

>>712702159
There's a quest on the bulletin board about collecting the treasure

No matter how hard you shill your GAME WILL NEVER BE A REAL ACTION GAME

>>712702268
Aren't you the same group still talking about Concord?

Never seen a game with gameplay as artificial as the my characters face and tits

>>712702351
Just stop replying to his bait

>>712702278
from the IGN tranny 7/10 review
>This is a gorgeous action game with excellent character and monster design and exciting combat that continues to evolve in fun and interesting ways across the 30-hour adventure.
>...the high mark set by its combat.
>Thankfully, the most important part of an action game is the action itself, and Stellar Blade checks pretty much all of the boxes when it comes to its combat. It’s smoothly animated, challenging, satisfying, has a healthy amount of enemy variety, and while there's a lot of depth, it never became overwhelming in what it demanded of me.

even literal faggots at IGN say the gameplay is good, get a new script you buckbroken tranny freaks

>>712702405
They reply to their own bait.

>worse combat than dmc2
Hhahahaha

>>712702405
You think the average retard here is smart enough to not fall for blatant bait?

I've never seen any gameplay of this game in any game way that's game the play in a thread of the game of the way in the way the game is in game way play.

>>712702309
your lineage is dead, shitdick faggot. try not to get AIDS, if you don't already have it.

It amuses me to know you wasted the last eighteen months trying to bash Stellar Blade, and now it's just gotten a giant surge from the PC port, and has a sequel incoming, so you have many more years of waste to come.

>>712702417
Why'd they give it a 7? I'm not giving them a click, but you have.

Oh, snap. #4

>>712702405
They samefag anyway even if nobody replies the point is make the thread hit bump limit faster

>>712702484
Because it has no gameplay

>>712702476
Awwww somebody is le heckin hardcore!
What stock seethe you gonna use next AGPtranny?

>>712700926
WELL IT'S TOO LATE NOW

>>712702484
is that a serious question? obviously they are seething about Eve being too hot. their reason in the review is shallow characters.

>>712685741 (OP)
It's a catch 22. I love to shit on coomer faggots and try to get their shit censored, but dont really hate them

Imagine simping for fucking stellar flop embarrassing

>>712702523
>exciting combat that continues to evolve in fun and interesting ways
>the most important part of an action game is the action itself, and Stellar Blade checks pretty much all of the boxes when it comes to its combat. It’s smoothly animated, challenging, satisfying, has a healthy amount of enemy variety, and while there's a lot of depth

>>712702116
being completely dishonest with yourself and everyone around you probably makes you think everyone else is like that too.

>>712699238
How much to lick those moist feet

>>712701903
I like it more than sekiro, the parry system in sekiro is way to simplistic and rewards spam stellar blade does a lot more with the idea and I actually found sekiro significantly easier

Boy oh boy I fucking love Spyware on my gooner game!!!!

>>712702582
Is this a mod? I don't even know anymore

>>712702532
Sometimes they give bullshit reasons like "too much water" so I wanted to know how blatant they were.

>>712702562
Ding ding
>>712697186


One.
Person.

This gooner game is like spyware central. There's so much spyware in the game that the gooning is being spied on. They're spying on you gooning from your webcams and telemetry and they can smell your gooning through the spyware.

>>712702630
Hoenn literally has too much water and it's a bad game due to it. You're a retard.

>>712702619
yeah bunny from TFD (another korean gooning game)

>>712702484
Their complaints were that the characters were flat, and that some of the backtracking in the sidequests was tiresome. Frankly it reads more like an 8/10 review because they're full of praise for the combat, visuals, enemy encounter design, world design and pacing of levels.

>>712702635
right on cue

I beat Mann on hard today, he was more difficult than that drunk whore Scarlet

Bros I love this outfit, the back is top tier cool + sexy also Giggas was a cool boss, a bit easy I think but very cool boss design.

>they put the worst Nikker mission type in this
>it's even worse cause your burst doesn't wipe the screen

>>712700731
waste of a good brapper honestly

>>712702405
he spams his garbage no matter what, look at how many of his posts don't have replies yet he still persists

>>712702617
>>712702663
posting as fast as the cooldown allows him, so adorable, I want to put him in a dress and pat his head

>>712702949
i hated this shit, it felt impossible my first 3 or 4 attempts then my next attempt i destroyed it and had no trouble. i thought it was weird because my aim and strategy was consistent across every attempt
the rest of the missions were actually fun though

>>712701305
>tfw still don't know how to switch ammo during aiming mode
reeeeeee

>>712702842
You are my nigga. I love how it perfectly conforms to her breasts too

>>712703184
Hold up or down on the dpad
Pay attention to the game and not just ass

>>712702842
i thought i'd be using the chink dress the entire game but it's actually amazing how many of the regular NG outfits are so good too. Eve just looks cute in everything, i've been switching them up constantly and trying almost every new one i get

>150 outfits
>they're all good
this is like a fucking ps2 game levels of unlockables most games would charge out the ass for these outfits now
The gameplay does suck though. There's barely any.

>>712703368
Fuck the bait is getting better

>>712703368
kek nice try faggot

>>712703248
Same, I love it haha. I saw a later outfit that looks really robotic and sexy, seems like a ng+ outfit ill have to grab.
>>712703306
I basically love every outfit and im still in early game, you have chic outfits, sexy outfits, cool + sexy outfits, cool outfits, goofy outfits and there's so many. Games like this usually don't have the fun gameplay loop to back it up but stellar blade does, I already went into the boss challenge for a little while. The ost is god tier, its sorta like Kpop Nier at times, very fun. I really do wish we had more games like this, I can count on one hand the total high quality fanservicey but actual good games. Man I hope we see more in the future because I would eat this shit up.

i hope a modder do away with the block 0.5 sec delay
feels so bad its a deal breaker for me, yea i have the tism.

>>712685863

>>712703623
The game has animation speed ups as you go

>>712703610
>Man I hope we see more in the future because I would eat this shit up.
thank god Shift Up is working on a sequel. also reminder this is their first real game, so they'll have experience to grow from. it'll be hard to outdo themselves when it comes to outfits though

>get weapon core
>3 camps in a row without an upgrade machine
reee fuck off

>>712686664

is it sad that i'd rather deal with the polish subhuman than the other faggots?

>>712685741 (OP)
made for BWC

>>712693925
Why would anyone need to admit to jerking off to a stacked anime bimbo, that's like pointing out water is wet. Of course people are jerking off to it.

>>712703660
i tried the demo with the upgrades on
still felt bad
was able to kill bosses in 3 tries but it didnt felt i had good control over the character when animations locked the movement so often

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MMAsbpbFkE
this fucking OST is incredible
>>712703879
you get used to it pretty quick, i felt that way too at first but it's felt great for the vast majority of the game for me now

Argh, the nob rocket is now awake. Time to abandon Stellar Blade threads

>>712703824
No because the polishtard actually likes the game but is schizo, the troons are so obsessed in hatred they just samefag replies because barely anyone takes the bait anymore.

>>712703826

>tries demo
>even do the stalker boss
It's alright. Very spectacle centric though to the point it got a bit annoying. Probably will skip or throw on the wishlist and forget about it

>>712704037

>>712704132

i gotta get up early but i want to keep playing, i'm almost at the end...

>>712686981
Why the fuck would you even go to a forum that banns you so easily? What you just cycle IP addresses and make 1000 accounts, so you can ban-evade for no fucking shit reason? Why would you even go there in the first place? To get banned? Why express any opinion that may be seen as edgy if banning is so rampant? I do not know if I would even post "1+1=2" there as that may be a bannable offence.

do you guys use combat items like the shock grenades? i don't think i've ever used one

>>712704391
Ya, Usually if I am in a corner and cant get quick cc

>>712704391
Nah, I didn't bother using them. But they probably would've helped with mobs in the Wasteland and Great Desert.

>>712688972
you mean a century?

>>712704391
They're useful for when you need a free knockdown to do emergency healing but no I never used them until hard mode

kino fight

So should I play this with a controller or a mouse and keyboard?

>>712701305
>>712701316
Great, I wanted to do the perfect ending for like my last playthrough.........

>>712704774
controller for sure, unless you're one of those autists who play 3rd person games with kbm. i could never

I can't afford the game yet anons, can someone post her pits

>>712704818

>>712689736
>Concord
>hype
Keep this discussion in the realm of reality.

>>712704774
Definitely designed for controller imo

>>712704818
there's a couple hot off the presses for you anon

>>712704808
i am a tist and i cant use controls because they cause pain on the nerves of my hands

>>712704871
>>712704934
Tyty blessed anon

>>712704774
Any CAG or Soulslike or Parry like or really action game in general should use a controller. The devs for these games made them with the controller in mind and the keyboard as a second option that's less important/tested. Whenever you play one of these games ask yourself, would Itagaki (before he went full retard) use a controller or keyboard.

>>712704818
Play the demo

>>712693768
Sir. You are a scholar and a gentleman. People like you are the reason I keep coming to this place.
Live long and prosper

>>712693053
>And only the tits have been talked about. Lurk more, newfag.
Extremely ironic post. The only reason you think the tits are the only thing people talk about is because you spend 24/7 in circles seething about the attractive main character character. You're quite literally a cultist in an echo chamber wondering how come nobody ever mentions anything else than the things your echo chamber keeps talking about.