Thread 712710784

Had a breakfast very similar to that and a lovely cup of tea 1 hour ago

>>712710784 (OP)
>i don't look while i pour because i'm the absolute governor
Add some pancakes and it's the perfect breakfast.

>>712710784 (OP)
Where are the jellied eels?

been searching facebook for Wacky Stuff to post, op? PADDYS JOKES AND HUMOUR 18+ NO POLITICS a little dull this morning?

>>712710784 (OP)
And then, the britbong went to sleep afterwards.

>>712710847
pancakes don't belong on a fry up

>>712710881
What in God's green earth is that

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>>712710784 (OP)
food of kings right here

>>712710945
the part where he said jellied eels wasn't enough of a clue for you?

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>>712710926
Yes they do. Breakfast sausage, butter, maple syrup, pancake, hashbrown in one bite. Bosh.

>>712710784 (OP)
do bongs really eat this for breakfast every day? damn i a jelly

>>712711026
Fuck off yank worshiping cunt

>>712710945
Chopped eels boiled in a spiced stock that is allowed to cool and set, forming a jelly.

hello my entire personality is Greggs and Nandos. im doing Witty Banter online XD

>>712710784 (OP)
>breakfast
Brother I am not a construction worker, a soldier or a fucking ogre. That dish literally lasts the whole day for me plus leftovers next day and I'm a fucking 90kg lazy bum what the fuck are you guys doing that burns that shit

>>712711051
Over here you'd be called jam

>>712711081
Walking down to the local for a few pints

I fucking hate LOOK LOOK BONG STUFF LOOK LOOK HAHAHA LOOK threads so fucking much

>>712710784 (OP)
>3000 calories for breakfast
no wonder anglos are so fat

>>712710918
Brit here. Nobody in Britain has a meal like that. Japan has this thing where they depict other nations poorly to make themselves look better by comparison btw. Ever seen Gate?

>>712711081
Lugging around the extra 300 pounds around your waist, o'course.

>>712711054
>insecure about his breakfast
grim

>>712710784 (OP)
that looks good as lunch
as breakfast, its looks like too much

>>712711054
Eat shit fog breather, your' kind wouldn't recognize cuisine if it tied you to a chair and cut your ear off while listening to Stealer's Wheel.

since britain has such a big knife problem, why don't I see brits employing man catchers like asian countries do?

if britain does use these and I'm not aware of that fact, then good on them.

>>712711176
Hope the yanks leave you a tip for sucking them off so much

>>712711191
It’s a weekend thing.

>>712711051
Not really. I'd say cut the portions in half and that would be more of a realistic representation of an English Breakfast.

>>712711120
Relax, anglofriend, it's just banter.
If nothing else the fact that british food is made fun of more than any other country at least means you guys are kinda relevant. Rarely does anyone make fun of scandinavian food, because those guys are barely relevant, despite the fact they have it as bad if not worse than you laddies.

this is not halal

British food is good actually and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

>>712711224
>thinking about sucking penis for breakfast
Good luck with that

>>712711281
A portion for a small american child

>>712711281
yum I love the smell of latex all over my food