Thread 712734493

why are Nintendo fans obsessed with the steam deck all of a sudden? the thing is 5 years old. Ive been seeing this shit a lot lately online.

>literal tiktok screencap thread
stick a fork in this board it's done

>>712734493 (OP)
PC fanboys of /v Reddit/ are retarded cult zealots who got ass raped by Switch 2 in 24 hours

>>712734576
ive been on 4chan longer than you. sit down and be humble.

$650.
Reddit Gold renewed
Steam Deck verified
Finasteride pills taken!
HRT Resetera trooned out!
It's Steamie Weenie Deckie Fanboy Time!

>>712734493 (OP)
an incredibly obscure toy computer sold only 4 million? oh no it's over better start playing board games

>>712734576
Is this better now Steamie Weenie cult PC fanboy?

Sales = Quality was a Pokemon /vp/ thing for so long it's laughable to see 2 or 3 anons try to force meme it to be real. lmao even.

>>712735041
Get out

>>712735495
/r/GCJ so sad you lost. Literal Steam icon handjob logo.

>>712734493 (OP)
Because the deck is superior and since the Shitch 2 falls short compared to basically any console they have to start a hatecampaing against the 'eck.
And the funniest thing the despite being 3 years older outperforms the Shitch 2

>>712734632
PC users wouldn't buy a Steam Deck, they would use a PC, that is a downgrade. At best, those are Valve fanboys. That handheld system is merely a PC accessory, not a mainline console like an Xbox, PS, or Nintendo. There is no reason any normal gamer would buy that if they're already on PC playing specific titles built for a PC platform.

What matters is how well these consoles sell during lifetime and their game releases. Right now Nintendo is doing very well with initial sales but has to prove itself with longevity. We need to see if there are enough interested Switch 1 users willing to move over to Switch 2 over the next few years and that their upcoming titles are actually good. Considering most consumers nowadays are used to purchasing new phones and/or upgrading, they will likely and eventually move over in the next few years. As for games, right now it's looking rough on that department, I think if they can release more titles then perhaps it'll encourage the rest of the previous owners to switch over (no pun intended).

>>712735973
Don't bother anon, you are talking to a mentally ill troon.

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/pnhFD4eR1xdRjYMj4FuDsg/

>>712734493 (OP)
The only people comparing the DreckDeck to Switch 2 are assblasted Valvefags.

>>712736913
i brought you photographic proof of the opposite, though.

Steam Deck got raped so bad by Switch 2 in 24 hours. Guess there are really just dozens of Reddit PC tourists who bought $650 Steamie Weenie Deckies to pirate console games. lmao.

>>712734493 (OP)
who cares, they are just going to get scammed with another low quality and over priced POS like almost every other Nintendo console and the worst part is it's more or less going to be the "pro" model for the switch not even anything groundbreaking. Let the lemmings be lemmings and run off a cliff as they do

>>712734493 (OP)
I guess Bad Bunny is the best singer in the world then

>popular means its good - every fag on the internet
Eating shit is very popular. Yet they refuse to eat shit. Curious.

>>712737184
>got raped
It's a product not your girlfriend. Nothing happened to peoples Deck's you fucking retard.

>>712737210
Least anally devastated PC fanboy of Reddit GCJ /v/ gonna make a circlejerk thread of piracy to cheer up, baldie?

I have a steam deck and no switch 2. When the steam deck came out the entire board was spammed with how the deck will totally destroy the switch because it has emulation. You had shit like 712736883 spammed every single thread. I don't know how much of it was false flag system warrior posting since the amount of system warrior thread greatly outnumbered the threads where people even talked about just playing the deck, but it was all garbage and those posters deserved to be a bit humbled right now.

>>712734493 (OP)
Different target demographic.
The Switch 2 was made for pic related.

>>712734737
No you haven't.

>>712736883
This meme didn't age very well.

>>712737947
It did age well cause tendies still make daily threads about the Chad Deck.

>>712737813
Incredible to think people were buying houses at that same age last century.

>>712734493 (OP)
Because every single thread about the Switch 2 has the tiny but loud SteamDeck fanbase screaming and crying and carrying on?

>>712737947
just like the Steam Verified didn't age well, like the average /v GCJ/ P.C. fanboy zealot hairline went bald.

>>712734493 (OP)
Nintendo fags bought a mario clock.

Also Nintendo makes stuff for kids. So parents buy it for kids.

>>712734493 (OP)
Most of Switch Sales are because of its Nintendo exclusives not because the system is portable.
A Nitnedo console would have sold many units because of Mario cart regardless if it was portable or not.

People buy a Switch to play Nitnedo games and People buy a stem deck to play games when they are not at home.
I played my old 3ds and Switch 99% of the time at home and i never bought a stem deck because i just dont need a portable system.

>>712738124
The bald $650 Steamie Weenie Deckie owner who pirates Nintendo games btw.

3.5 million for a handheld PC that is sold mostly directly by Valve is not bad at all. You'd be a fool not to think it wasn't somewhat a success.

I'll never understand why people buy electronics on day one as they are prone to having more issues than their subsequent generations.

>steamdeck
>handheld pc
>desktop pc is a more powerful alternative

>switch 2
>switch 1 is the only alternative which was outdated 4 years before it's own release

3.5 million nintendo players vs 132 million steam users.
Steam deck owners arent exactly locked into some small ecosystem

>>712738373
Half of Steam is Chinese.

>>712734493 (OP)
Because they forgot its for hobbyists while glazing the 500 dollar machine marketed to kids that are now completely priced the fuck out of any joy they could ever have in their worthless insignificant lives.

>>712738427
ofcourse

No one really buys the Steam Deck. The entire dialogue around it is an attempt to invalidate why people like the Switch.
>OH BUT YOU CAN PLAY SWITCH GAMES ON AN EMULATOR! FART FART FART!
Right, so you can buy a console that is more expensive than the Switch, emulate Switch games with questionable results, and forego any online modes, and that's better apparently?
No one likes Splatoon. No one likes sharing Mario Maker levels. No one plays Mario Kart online. Those things simply are not a factor. You've solved the case Holmes!

I don't care about sales numbers, I care about games.
and switch 2 has mk, that's about it right now, so I'm not interested.
I liked the idea of a steam deck because after waiting a year from release, it showed valve was actually going to support it unlike steam machines, and that meant it was just going to be a computer. So, emulation was on the table, and so was a bunch of indie stuff. Gave it a lot more value to me personally.
I'll still probably get a switch 2 if there's some price drops by the time the fromsoft game comes out.

The next big Zelda game was announced. It’s a
>Hyrule Warriors
game. Everyone gather around and laugh at Nintendo

>>712738269
Most people got a deck because they wanted to play games on the go.
No one bough a steam deck because its somehow more enjoyable to play games on a tiny screen.

Meanwhile if you want to play the new Mario Cart online when its fresh and new you are forced to fork over 550$.

>>712734493 (OP)
Insecurity.

>>712738491
I got a Deck to play real games, not mario shovelware bud
It's just a very nice feature to have to make cultists seethe

>>712738025
thats why now I lie flat and let it rot

>>712738590
Again, you're simply invalidating the Switch, and not understanding what people get out of it
>BUT WOULD YOU NOT RATHER PLAY ELDEN RING???
Not on the Switch, no. I have PC and a PS5 to do that on, if I'm in the mood.

>>712734493 (OP)
Steam deck already won.

Reason? Gaben doesn't care. He doesn't try to force the product on you, he doesn't make viral video campaigns. He still sells.

Meanwhile tendies...

>>712738665
I'm not intersted in mario shovelware bud and I never was, dilate that axe wound and fuck off cultist

>I got a Deck to play real games, not mario shovelware bud
>I'm a bald 53 year old man and a /r/GCJ regular btw
Steam Deck Verified most recent games are running at 33FPS with frame gen at upscaled 480p

>>712738491
I did, since I have a lot of games on my steam account - majority of which work on the 'eck out the box. No need to buy shit twice, and definitely not for 80 dorra that Nintendo are charging for their bing bing wahoo shit - which I could emulate if I cared enough for it

>>712737813
>search for image by using the text
>it's from an autism support parent group
I really wish social media wasn't so widespread, retarded parents posting their family situations for likes and comments without understanding what is inevitably going to happen.

>>712734780
>>712735041
>steamie weenie

Is this what rahjeen told all of you to use this morning in the staff meeting?

>>712738792
Was that suppose to be a dunk? Switch barely barely run it's own games that isn't made by Nintendo. You'd be overjoyed if Switch managed 30fps

https://youtu.be/0mamUtMOrnA?feature=shared oh no no no Deckies spent $650??!

>>712734493 (OP)
Can you even buy a Steam Deck in Walmart?

>>712738814
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/steamie%20weenie/page/1/

>>712738743
>I don't want to play those specific games, so I can't understand why anyone would
That's autism.

>>712737813
>is a literal retard
>buys switch 2

Atleast he works tho /v/. What's your excuse?

if tendies were autobanned for jerking off sales they'd abandon this place entirely
there's no reason to buy the switch other than buying into a cult, especially now

>>712739005
Yep, i'm not interseted in mario shovelware, now fuck off thanks.

>>712738794
You have Splatoon 3 on your Steam account?

>>712739026
If mods could split /v/ into console and PC I would back the move so I never have to see PC vegans.

>>712738792
have you seen the average tendie, just curious, there were dozens and dozens of men in skirts lined up to buy one and one just got arrested in a poopy diaper for trying to get a child to shit in a diaper in front of him. Not really sure you're in any position to criticize someone's appearance, especially for something as benign as balding as a male(which is extremely common)

post your body/hair tendie

>>712734493 (OP)
Because drones are screaming thats the deck is superior? Tendies now are laughing thats their Tablet sold the same in just a day

Docked mode ftw

>>712739123
you're never gonna force this meme you know

>>712739123
would be funny to see you obnoxious niggers go to the /pcv/ in desperation

>>712739123
Tendies would constantly flock to the PC chad board, because tendies have games to play

>>712739530
*no

>>712739123
>the pc board becomes the place of discussion for literally everything because emulation
>the console board becomes a hive of rabid tendie and snoy brandwars for who can suck off their fav corpos more
i approve

>Tears of the Kingdom sold 20 million copies
>Pizza Tower came out the same year, completely destroys it in every single way
>only sold a million or two

Sales mean nothing.

>>712739131
lol whenever someone posts about the poopy tendie pedo every tendie stops posting

The healing has been slow as a very few are starting to notice that Nintendo is heavily relying on your nostalgia for them.

>>712739856
How would you like me to respond? I know I'm not that person.

>>712739927
They come out with new things all the time. It's not really their fault that people go apeshit for a new Zelda or Mario, but that wheelchair robot game will be a mid success, at best.

>>712739976
idc it's just extremely bitch tier feminine behavior to rag on someone's appearance as a means of insulting them as if tendies are well adjusted good looking people, I mean we've all seen them there's no need to act like you're superior

>>712740104
You started it.

>>712739123
Same. Move them to /g/.

>>712740171
I only respond because there's this one annoying tendie faggot who posts his forced "pc vegan" shit in every single thread, he's now trying to force the "balding old men" shit, so whenever I see him I make sure to remind him of the average tendie

>>712740309
you do be bald tho

>>712740309
I'm afraid I might be responsible for that guy. Let me explain.

>be in Zelda threads
>Nintendo fans declare BOTW/TOTK to be masterpieces
>I chime in and say that Minecraft and Terraria are better open world games
>the entire fandom swears vengeance against me
>one guy in particular swears to follow me into every single thread and "counter troll" me and everyone who plays on PC, as revenge for ruining his Zelda threads (supposedly)

My bad. I didn't mean to rile up the fanboys like this.

>>712740462
comparing sandbox building games to open world adventure games is incredibly disingenuous.

>>712740462
it doesn't really take too much to rile up a tendie, that's why they're consistently voted as the most obnoxious fanbase time after time

>>712739123
it would be like minecraft where everyone of relevance is playing java while the consolecucks are stuck in bedrock

>>712740558
Are you saying its impossible to compare the games in any way if there's any kind of difference? By that logic, why do Breath/Tears fans compare their games to older Zeldas, if they're so radically different? They regularly compare the games to OOT, when both games are diametrically opposed. Isn't that disingenuous?

Glad I didn't waste money on a steam deck bros.

>>712735973
>i said so
Not an arguement, not how it works

>>712740652
Zelda, at it's most basic core, is a game about solving puzzles, and progressing in a quest.
Minecraft is a game where you mine minerals, and industrialize the land.
How are you perceiving the same kind of game there? Is it because you don't play any of these games?

>>712740935
>Zelda, at it's most basic core, is a game about solving puzzles, and progressing in a quest.
Breath and Tears let you skip all of that and speedrun right to the end of the game. Ergo, by your logic, they're not real Zelda games.

>>712734780
The problem isn't really the Deck, it's the fact that a number of recent games have started requiring ray tracing. If you bought hardware that wasn't designed with RT in mind it's gonna run those games like shit even if it's not very old hardware.

The same kind of thing happened back when 3D graphics were just taking off in the late 90s into the early 00s. You could buy a brand new machine and the next year it would be incapable of running new games because it didn't have hardware support for the latest DirectX or whatever.

>>712741017
I mean, not really. You still have to beat the opening tutorial area, and at least one dungeon.
And if you go straight to Ganon's castle, it's very hard, and you miss story context, which gives you an incentive to play through the adventure.

>>712736913
Your fisherprice tablet can't play pirated games, can't play games like stalker or modded minecraft or any other game that wasn't added in eshop.

>>712741294
>you miss story context
The story clearly isn't important if you can skip it all. Infact, Minecraft has the same level of care for the story, aka it's completely unimportant.

>And if you go straight to Ganon's castle, it's very hard,
If you rush to the end to fight the Nether Dragon, without getting the right equipment, it's extremely difficult.

>>712737341
>piracy le bad
How that boot tastes, bootlicker?

What made deckies so insecure all of a sudden? It's not like their handheld was ever not a flop

>>712741502
What are you talking about? We have this thread every day and every single one of them ends with assblasted tendies

>>712741428
At this point you're just saying "I don't understand why people engage with the adventure, or the storyline in a Zelda game". Fine, that's a you thing. The game isn't comparable to Minecraft though.
The only reason you do any kind of questing in Minecraft it to gather more minerals, to build a bigger castle. It's also in no way a puzzle game.

>>712741502
would it kill you to not mention sales?
you tendies have had literally nothing to counter the deck with and you've gone rabid since the nintendo announcement
how about you post the same 3 year old webm for the thousandth time only to get btfod yet again?

>>712738214
I dont even have a steam deck. I dont get having a portable pc when i never want to game outside the house.

>>712735973
I like my steam deck. I use it to play games to places i can't have my computer.

I don't know why people want to play western action rpgs or general action/adventure games on it. I use it to play beatem ups, jrpgs, platformers etc. Big games where graphics matter i don't want to play on a hand held anyway.

>>712741738
>At this point you're just saying "I don't understand why people engage with the adventure, or the storyline in a Zelda game"
If the point of Zelda was to engage in the adventure or the storyline, Breath and Tears wouldn't encourage you to skip everything.

>>712735973
it's a laptop replacement retard
you don't need it to be that powerful
a top of the line mobile 5090 is equivalent to a desktop 4070 so overspending on a portable device is fucking retarded

>>712741986
they don't. They give you a choice. The idea is you're supposed to take your own path through the world, and go on a journey.
You can beeline straight for Ganon if you're a boring faggot with no sense of wander-lust. You could also skip right to the last page of Lord of the Rings, and declare the book "read". You do you. I don't know what to tell you.

>>712741986
They can do both at the same time because they aren't mutually exclusive events.

Gabe's dicksucking cult have very thin skin.

>>712742378
>they don't. They give you a choice. The idea is you're supposed to take your own path through the world, and go on a journey.
That also describes Minecraft though. You can't discard it as just "grinding for materials". Maybe people do carve their own journeys and forge their own stories. Just because there's no cutscenes telling you to care about worthless NPCs, doesn't mean you can't experience your own adventure.

If I'm being real here, Minecraft has more in common with Zelda 1, then BOTW does with Zelda 1.

>>712742693
It's a sandbox. There is no actual story. there are no NPC characters who you get to know over the course of the adventure. There are also no puzzles, which is a point you keep swerving around. Zelda is an adventure game, which means it's a puzzle game at it's core. It's always been that. The basic idea has always been that the game offers you tools, and problems, and you figure out how to solve the problems by properly utilising your tools.
Minecraft is a resource management and building sim.

>>712742693
Yeah you can skip right to the end dragon in minecraft and beat it in like 2 minutes. So what? Minecraft is an excellent game regardless.

>>712734493 (OP)
Switch 2 is a piece of shit regardless of sales.

>>712743045
>There is no actual story
You wake up and fight the Ender Dragon. That's all the story you need. Reminiscent of Zelda 1, where you wake up and fight Ganon.

>there are no NPC characters who you get to know
The villagers have just as much character as your average Zelda NPC. So it provides plenty of character interaction too. And they even trade stuff with you, thus giving them actual use instead of being exposition dumps.

>there are no puzzles
The entire world is a puzzle.

>how do I get to the bottom of this cavern? Should I put a ladder down? Should I jump into the water to break my fall? Should I dig around for an alternate path?
the possibilities are endless.

>The basic idea has always been that the game offers you tools, and problems, and you figure out how to solve the problems by properly utilising your tools.
Minecraft does the same thing. It's just a bit more loose in its structure.

>>712743537
What you call an "exposition dump". Is what I call the story.
>The entire world is a puzzle.
No it isn't. It's a sandbox. Puzzles have a solution. Building a castle because you want to is not a puzzle.
>Minecraft does the same thing
No it doesn't

>>712743537
>You wake up and fight the Ender Dragon. That's all the story you need. Reminiscent of Zelda 1, where you wake up and fight Ganon.
Or BotW where you wake up and fight Ganon

Zelda peaked between A Link to the Past and Wind Waker, by the way.
People who are fixated on Zelda 1 specifically are weird.

>>712743681
>No it isn't. It's a sandbox. Puzzles have a solution.
I want to get to the bottom of a cavern, or cross a lava lake. There are multiple solutions to these problems, ergo they're the bare minimum of what's required to be a puzzle.

>>712743726
Exactly, hence why Minecraft can be compared to them.

>>712741403
Stalker is on the eshop.

>>712743843
"you need the right gear" isn't a puzzle. It's a progression gate.
Zelda has progression gates, but it also has puzzles. Figuring out to beat Dodongo by feeding him bombs is a very basic example of a Zelda puzzle.

>>712737947
How so? You can browse 4chan and use Yuzu on Deck still

>>712741017
>Breath and Tears let you skip all of that and speedrun right to the end of the game.
No they don’t.

>>712744004
>Figuring out to beat Dodongo by feeding him bombs is a very basic example of a Zelda puzzle.
In other words, "you need the right gear". Sounds like a progression gate to me.

>>712744075
No, you need to have the gear, and then you need to figure out how to use it.

>>712742378
You’re replying to ACfag. He never played BotW or Tears but keeps shitposting about them.

Leave the Switch 2 and the Deck to us.

>>712743843
But you said BotW wasn't a real zelda game because of this and then cited how Zelda 1 is also like this.

>>712744152
I know. It's pretty obvious.

It's just interesting to try to parse exactly how retarded he is.

>>712743537
Why are you talking about games you never played? This shit you’re saying about Zelda makes no sense. It’s so painfully obvious you didn’t play them.

>>712734632
How does it affect them

>>712744230
His retardation will hijack the entire threat until bump limit. Enjoy his schizophrenic ramblings and bad faith arguments.

>>712744185

>900 dollary doos

>>712741948
>Big games where graphics matter i don't want to play on a hand held anyway.
Graphics never matter past low poly ps1 graphics. These days you need the power to just get decent FPS, which is way more important than graphics

>>712744136
Just like in Minecraft. Sure you have stairs and a pickaxe, but you can't just dig blindly or throw them everywhere. You have to figure out how to use them best.

>>712744190
If BOTW lets you skip all the story, then it's not important. Like Minecraft and Zelda 1. You can't say that a lack of story is somehow bad.

>>712744280
Have I said something wrong?

>>712734632
I got a 5800x3d alongside a 3080 in my desktop and I got the deck anyway to play stuff at work, very worth it considering i rarely play AAA slop

>>712744380
>Enjoy his schizophrenic ramblings and bad faith arguments.
Yes, because calling people steamies and PC vegans is a much better use of the thread, right?

>>712744416
no, retard

>>712744386
>the USD prices would be $499 and $799
Nope, weaker one that is still stronger than the Switch 2 is basically the same price and much stronger one is $799

>>712744352
The "Master Race" can't comprehend someone surpassing them.

Despite PC being an afterthought for decades.

>>712744505
Oh here we go, ACfag bringing up his victim card.

>>712744664
>PC is an afterthought
>Always has the best games, and is the best way of playing them
lol okay

>>712744631
A ROG alone is 900, why will this be any different?

>>712744804
Tell us again how you purposely "counter-troll PC vegans" because they said mean words about the Switch.

>>712744416
>Have I said something wrong?
Yes, everything. Prove that you played BotW and Tears because so far it seems like you’re talking out of your ass.

>>712744821

>Always has the best games

You mean ports? Or those awesome PC exclusives, like...uh.....um....

>>712744416
>If BOTW lets you skip all the story, then it's not important.
If that's true then Phoenix Wright doesn't let you skip any story, so story is obviously important in game design. But it's obviously a false statement that you made. Games can have story, or not, and be good games either way.

>>712744925
sh*t the f*ck up tripf*g

>>712744928
>If that's true then Phoenix Wright doesn't let you skip any story, so story is obviously important in game design.
Phoenix Wright is a trashy visual novel, so I'm not sure that's the best example.

>>712744903
The entire selling point of Tears and Breath is that nothing matters. The stories are completely unimportant, so there's no reason to explore or care about any of the world or its inhabitants. It's just the nature of the game's design.

>>712745101
>Phoenix Wright is a trashy visual novel
No it isn't.

>>712744925
>tendies really think having the best possible experience while playing games doesn't matter because the publisher wasn't bribed into exclusivity

>>712737947
you're right. we'll have to make a new one when the switch 2 emulator is out LMAO

>>712745101
>The entire selling point of Tears and Breath is that nothing matters.
Lol no it isn’t where did you get that from? Oh that’s right you didn’t play the game! Post proof that you played it.

all steam decks users is cry about nintendo and share pictures of themselves playing nintendo games on the deck

>>712745101
>Phoenix Wright is a trashy visual novel, so I'm not sure that's the best example.
How is it trashy? Have you played it? Oh wait you don’t play video games.

>>712745265
can you play romhacks on your switch without daddy tendo sniping you off the internet? no, because you're a slave

>>712745194

Games made for consoles.

But its okay, you have plenty of original games that justify that thousand dollar graphics card, like Undertale and farming sims that could have been made on the SNES.

>>712745357
>Steam deck invented playing romhacks
LOL!

>>712745419
>quality doesn't matter
the consolecuck mantra

>>712745287
>>712745162
>oh my fauci, i sure love spending 50 hours reading text boxes and reading dialogue

>>712745534
No argument, absolutely deranged. Thanks for admitting that you don’t play video games.

>>712745481
Ya know what'd matter more? Quality applied to games that aren't console leftovers.

>>712745481
>high end graphics = quality
Balatro disagrees.

>>712745214
If it's so important, then why can you skip it?

>>712745534
>TROLOLOLOLOLOL
*farts*

>>712745634
graphics, performance, customisability, mods
consoles give you the entry level slave experience

>>712745601
you're an enormous retard if you don't understand why ideological platform exclusivity is a bad business decision

>>712739701
>shilling tranny tower out of nowhere

>>712745639
Skip what? I guess you skipped everything because you never played the game. Post proof that you played BotW and Tears.

>>712745827
>why ideological platform exclusivity is a bad business decision
Sure is working for Nintendo.

>contrarians shilling 24/7 a linux machine that miserably failed to get any customers
nothing new

>>712745827
*port begs*

>>712734493 (OP)
>hahah the switch SUCKS SHIT and THE STEAMDECK WILL KILL IT FOREVER hahahahahahah FUCK NINTENDO ALL HAIL LORD GABEN
>uhm, why are tendies attacking us???
Why are you so intellectually dishonest anon?

>>712745859
>BOTW and TOTK are masterpieces because of the freedom! you can skip anything!
>WAIT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, IT'S NOT THE POINT OF THE GAME
lol i guess those linear zeldas are starting to look good now.

>>712745827
You own consoles.

>>712745829
I can’t believe Pizza Tower is a gay game.

>>712745894
nintendo's subsidiaries would have made a lot more money if they weren't under their dictatorship
no third party developer has any reason to make exclusives unless they explicitly take advantage of the platform's features

>>712745973
So now you’re making up imaginary arguments? Where’s the proof that you actually played it? None of your “arguments” have any validity because I’m 100% convinced you never touched BotW and Tears. Unless you prove otherwise you will be mocked and considered a rambling schizo.

>>712745926
repetition, the tendie classic

>>712745990
you need to pay to use your internet and can get hardware banned for being naughty

>>712746136
repetition, the PC vegan classic

>>712746134
>people who already hate me for being a PC user, and call me a vegan at every opportunity, are threatening to hate me because I criticized Zelda
>"we're gonna call you a rambling schizo and hate on you, even though we already hate your guts for having the ABSOLUTE AUDACITY to like non-nintendo products"
haha

>>712746217
i accept your concession
exclusivity has died in the home console spaces and nintendo is completely buckbroken by emulation to the point they're taking apple tier countermeasures of fucking your hardware up
they'd rather do all that than give their customers a good non slave experience

>>712746291
>people who already hate me for being a console user, and call me a slave at every opportunity, are threatening to hate me because I own consoles
>"I also own consoles"
haha

>>712746390
>exclusivity has died in the home console spaces
Except for Nintendo. And its led to record breaking sales.

>>712746291
>booohooo I’m such a victim!! Those meanies on 4chan called me names!
It’s not about you liking non-Nintendo products, it’s about how you shitpost and spam about GAMES YOU NEVER PLAYED.
If you want to discuss BotW and Tears post proof. I can tell 100% of what you say about them is BS because I have hundreds of hours in these games. Pic related.

>>712739017
Because people are kinder to literal retards than "he looks normal but something's a bit off" autism. The general population has no patience for mental disorders unless you're clearly, visibly, and indisputably disabled. It's not worth it for someone with mid-functioning autism to work a job meant for normalfags and get abused for it.

>>712746390
>exclusivity has died in the PC space
True

>>712746549
you sell hardware when the alternative is waiting for emulations because normies can't wait
that's correct
still doesn't change the fact that the end result of console exclusivity is the customer being assfucked
the only way you could derive pleasure from it is if you vicariously fantasise about being a nintendo exec looking at the money

>>712746734
This but PC exclusivity

>>712746608
>tranime
>overpriced ports
>pokemon

Real arbiter of quality we got here.

>>712746612
This, I have the light version of autism and appear completely normal it’s the worst of both worlds, I’d have an easier life if I looked like a drooling tard.

>>712746734
>still doesn't change the fact that the end result of console exclusivity is the customer being assfucked
Sounds like the only one getting assfucked is PC gamers who have to wait for it to be emulated.

>>712746780
>no argument
Thanks for admitting that you never played BotW and Tears :)

>>712746794

You "high functioning" too?

>>712746780
Yeah how dare he talk about video games on a video game board.

>>712746647
when you can play every game on every platform pc wins
to pretend otherwise is to willingly acknowledge you're a slave that can't take advantage of the features

>>712746939
Don’t have an official diagnosis but I check all the boxes.

>>712746981

Sucks, don't it?

I don't how many of you still remember /v/ during the original Switch launch but this is 100x the schizo freakout that occurred back then.

>>712746830
>i'd rather play games at the dogshit slave quality now than wait to get a better experience
we all know that
that's why you're a high time preference low trust tendie

>>712746873
Sorry if I don't feel the need to prove anything to someone who's admitted that they're just trolling people because they criticized Nintendo.

>>712744837
Microsoft is funding this one retard

>>712747061

Seven more years.

>>712746957
>when you can play every game on every platform idorts win
Fixed. PC vegans can't play every game on every platform. I can as an idort but it's not really something to brag about. I only play like .0001% of every game ever made.

>>712747015
Yup add to that depression and anxiety disorder (officially diagnosed and medicated). It sucks so hard, the only person that understands me is my gf who is also high functioning autistic.

>>712741476
As good as the food you eat in your third world country when your malware aids PC full of piracy crashes with 10 crypto mining exes running in the background. So you take your lunch break from PC master racing it hard in your mud slime home in South America/India/Eastern Europe/Southeast Asia/China to eat bugs and worms.

Steam Deck verified silky smooth P.C. Vegan experience. The Steamie Weenie Deckie being a failure got you riled up in just 24 hours of being ass raped in sales.

>>712747061
I remember the Steam Deck launch and the board was just as full of system warrior bullshit back then.

>>712744837
i'd imagine they'd take more of a loss in exchange for not allowing steam or linux on it
microsoft has always fantasised about doing that

>>712747117
>>712747149
It's only going to get worse as sales increase. Sonytards have been absolutely unhinged since PS4 and mods don't want to do anything.

>>712747138

>anxiety

I know the feeling.

>>712747149

Eh, mostly Valve dicksuckers who genuinely thought it would kill the Switch.

>>712747068
>still deflecting
I proved that I’m an authority on BotW and Tears by posting proof. I have hundreds of hours in these games, I can sniff your bullshit from a mile away. Thanks again for admitting that you don’t play video games.

>>712747203
Ask the mods to split /v/ into PC and Console boards. Easiest solution Or migrate back PC to /g/ and they can have their chimp out Steam vs Epic stores shitflinging.

>>712747129
no?
if you can play everything on every platform consoles are effectively demoted to being an entry level low tech literacy experience
they thrive on idiocy and exclusives

>>712747061
It was very mild compared to this because the fanboy schizos weren’t sure the switch would succeed.

ALL STEAM DECK USERS IS CRY!!!!!!! good MORNING

>>712734737
>nigger lyrics, 2017

>>712746780
>trans fortress 2
Opinion discarded.

>>712747203
I'm not even sure if it's sonyfags anymore. There's more posters from retarded PCfags than ever. I don't mean that every PCfag is retarded, but that there's more of them who do retarded shit like brag about emulating the newest Switch game for weeks, then act surprised recently when Nintendo clamped down on emulation. Nobody on this board gives a shit if you pirate but bragging about it was always retarded.

>>712747314
fuck off faggot, best case scenario you're getting stuck with /v something/ dunce hat
pc is the majority here now, tendies keep repeating that as to why they're a very distant third place in the most hated userbase contest

>>712747324
Just glad we agree you can't play every game on every platform like I can.

>>712747464

>pc is the majority here now

In terms of being the loudest and most annoying, yes.

>>712747446
I can see it. They're mad that Palslop is being attacked too.

>>712734493 (OP)
>why are Nintendo fans obsessed with the steam deck all of a sudden?
My dude, the entire chill campaign about the Deck was based around the Switch. The Deck doesn't exist on its own, it exists for people who either hate Nintendo or wanted something like the Switch for PC.

>>712734493 (OP)
I seriously don't understand consolewar faggotry. I own both the 'eck (for PC gaming/emulation) and the Switch 2 (for bing bing party games). Just stop being an underaged third worlder and get a job, nigga.

>>712747523
yeah yeah, be nice, you're a guest here tendie

>>712734493 (OP)
why did valve go for the switch audience where deck has the price premium instead of producing a netbook style unit that can be used like a real PC and competes with laptops. surely PC gamers have more overlap with laptops than handhelds.

Stop buying Switch 2! get a deck!

>>712747635
PC gamers are entitled babies who think they deserve everything for free.

Steam Deck > Switch 2

>>712747814
other way around

>>712747635
PC fanboy Platform warring is the sport of /r GCJ/ and /v era/

>>712747714
>why did valve go for the switch audience
They didn't, average consumer knows dick about linux and the Deck was promoted as a linux handheld.

What you really mean is why the shitposters are trying to make the switch deck conflict a thing.

>>712747714
it can be used as a real pc though?

>>712741243
>The problem isn't old hardware, it's the technology!
I'm still using my 3070 and running all the latest games. The issue with the Deck is that it launched with outdated tech by like 2-3 years already. Of course you can't play new shit on it anymore.

>>712747923
Why won't you upgrade your PC? Master race you said you were the best and most accessible gaming platform? That GPU is old and has 8GB VRAM. How embarrassing. You talking shit about the PC Vegan Steam Deck not playing new games, while hiding behind an 8GB VRAM old graphics card.

>>712747923
>The issue with the Deck is that it launched with outdated tech by like 2-3 years already.
no it didn't
rdna3 wasn't a thing until 9 months later let alone the mobile variants
nintendo literally released rtx 3000 silicon after rtx 5000 launch

>>712747247
>I proved that I’m an authority on BotW and Tears by posting proof.
You proved that you have terrible taste and that you're in no position to criticize others tastes in games. Seriously, being proud of buying broken Pokemon rehashes and Skyward Sword HD? Have some self-respect FFS.

Also, your worldview of other games is extremely narrow. You claim to care about vidya and that you're an expert, but earlier you shat on Minecraft because "WHERE'S THE STORY, WHY ISN'T THERE SOMEONE TELLING ME WHERE TO GO"? ironic, coming from someone who supposedly cares about gameplay over storytelling.

>>712748069
wow you're mad
why don't you upgrade your switch 2 with a non dogshit cpu? oh wait, you're a slave and don't get to choose what goes in there

>>712748069
If Deckies refuse to upgrade then I don't have to either :)

>>712748189
The Deck is equivalent to a 1050gtx. It launched in 2022. That is the definition of outdated tech.

>>712748323
>>712748523
>I'm on a 5 year old GPU with 8GB VRAM
>Glorious PC Vegan /r/GCJ master race
Just say PC gaming is too expensive. And that you're poor. How many crypto mining malware executable are running on your computer when you pirate?

>>712748323
>why don't you upgrade your switch 2 with a non dogshit cpu?
Why don't you upgrade your Deck? Oh wait you can't.

>>712748523
comparing performance is fundamentally stupid, all the mobile shit is always weaker because it's limited by power draw and cooling
a mobile 5090, the most powerful portable vidya machine you can buy ties a desktop 4070

>>712748719
yeah that's the concession with mobile hardware
you make a lot more concessions with your consoles though

>>712746612
>people are kinder to literal retards than "he looks normal but something's a bit off" autism
I had a coworker apologize profusely to me over exactly this
>coworker invites me to his watering hole because of mutual acquaintances
>have some drinks, sing some karaoke, have a surprisingly alright time
>his wife politely asks if i've ever been diagnosed with aspergers or autism
>explain that i'm definitely on the "spectrum" but try to just be a normal guy who lives with bad eye-contact and an aversion to crowds

>>712748694
you're butthurt because pcs are allowed individuality instead of commie console uniformity lmao

>>712748210
What does that have to do with anything?
I proved that I played BotW, Tears and more games than you ever played in your life. I never made a judgement of taste, just how you talk about games you never played. Don’t try to change the topic. Besides, I have way more games than that, post your library if your taste is so superior or at least proof that you played BotW and Tears.

>>712748694
The 3000 series is already 5 years old? Holy fuck I’m old.

>>712749431
consoles aren't computers
you need turboautists constantly prodding at the hardware and software to be able to do more than the walled garden babby experience out of them

>>712748749
>comparing performance is fundamentally stupid
Not really. Compared to mobile laptops its weaker. Compared to other GDP and Asus handhelds it's weaker. The Deck is simply underpowered on launch.

>>712734493 (OP)
>why are Nintendo fans obsessed with the steam deck all of a sudden?
>all of a sudden
They've been shiting themselves over it since it was announced. They're doubling down now because the switch 2 was supposed to be a huge clear win they could gloat about everything for, yet they just have to fall back on only sales again and they know they're stuck with that for another 10 years while the deck and everything else will keep getting better.

>>712750098
Its cute you think those lazy Valve bastards will ever make another Deck

>>712749631
t. biggest Steamie Weenie Deckie fighting for the master /r/GCJ vegan race

>>712735973
>What matters is how well these consoles sell during lifetime
Pathetic cope. Sales mean jack shit for devices like the Deck. And for corporations like Nutendo, sales are just an excuse to fuck their consumers int he ass as hard as possible. It is beyond sad fanboy idiots are still trying to jerk off over that reality.

>>712734493 (OP)
It's a really funny joke, that is all.

>>712750295
>tendies using playground tier slurs

>>712737947
Then why are tendies still to this day crying over the deck?

>>712734493 (OP)
imagine when Deck 2 comes out and can emulate Switch 2 lmao

>>712750504
Laughing, not crying.

>>712734737
Someone who has been on 4chan longer than a zoomer wouldn't posts reddit memes faggot. Go back to playing with your disney legos and funkopops

nintendo fanboys don't know that most of their sales are from scalpers, not actual gamers.

>>712750878
Source?

>>712734493 (OP)
>Shitpost all Switch discussion
>Get BTFO and laughted off
>W-w-why are you mean ;-(

>>712750979
Wishful thinking.

>>712750257
rack your brain dummy
valve wants to spread linux and the 'eck has been the spearhead of that effort so far
they need to win way harder and they can't do that if they never offer better in house hardware built for it

>>712750257
It's cute you're desperate enough to think the won't. Valve knows how to count to 2.

>>712751641
Now they just need to find enough bored employees to make one.

>>712750662
i didnt post a "reddit meme" i posted some weird shit i found on instagram. im sorry if that offends you, buddy.

>mcdonalds sells more burgers than fancy restaurants
I mean most nintards are kids but ok

>>712750571
t.

>>712750363
You spent months saying the Switch 2 would sit on store shelves and flop. Now that it's sold out everywhere you're saying sales don't matter. You're a pathetic excuse for a human being.

>W-w-wasn't m-me!
Sure, fag.

>>712751750
ask your apple ai the op question and see what it tells you. Are you gay btw? 8====D~~~

>>712752310
meds

>>712752310
Even if that were true how does it disprove the point that post is making?

>>712737813
That guy looks like the average pc virgin

>>712750257
They've already said they are and have given a timeframe for when it will release.

>>712752691
tendies really look at a picture with the switch and are so mindbroken they see pc in it

>>712752393
again, i dont care. ive been on 4chan longer than you. your discomfort is not my problem.

>>712734493 (OP)
It's funny because you were so arrogant.

Steamie projection thread

>>712754668
>consumers eat shit
>w-we won!

>>712734493 (OP)
I don't know why people think Sales = My device is better.
You are still paying much less if you use steam than a switch, all because the general public did the same thing as you doesn't mean you're better off.

>Steam Deck can play decades of PC games plus free emulation of every console except maybe PS4
>Switch 2 can play......Mario Kart and paid emulation for Gamecube games

>>712755113
>people
tendies
they have no individuality, there's a big difference
if they were banned from talking about it on this website they'd have nothing else to say at all
they always shut up when asked to bring up reasons to buy their consoles over emulating

>>712755257
>>Steam Deck can play decades of PC games plus free emulation of every console except maybe PS4
Every PC in the world already did this

>>712747464
/v PCMR/ /r/GCJ is first place in obnoxious and circlejerk. Consider the dog shit sales of the Steamie Weenie Vegan Junior Deckie, so much for outselling even the Ouya.

P.C.M.R. has an incredible lack of reflection after Steam Machine PCs and Steam Deck flopped. Must be the 3rd world jingoism chimp out DNA from turds Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia, and India.

>>712755670
>consider sales
see >>712755278

I dropped the boys comics like 3 chapters in for no real reason
Should I pick the comic or the tv show?

>>712755061
The important thing is that you lost. PC virgins have been positioning the Steam Deck as the switch killer until the day Nintendo announced the 4 day sales for the Switch 2 which is hilarious because the Switch 1 was destroying the Steam Deck in sales going into 2025. The Steam Deck released at the best possible time to steal market share from Nintendo and it still failed.

>>712755717
I didn't read, when's GTA6 coming out on PC? Will it be Steamie Weenie Deckie verified ($650) and will it run on Steam Machines PC? How much are you malding /r/GCJ /vegan PC era/?

>>712755786
why not pick something good instead?

>>712755962
.. such as?

>>712755924
>you are le mad i am calm
>btw i didn't read it like a child and all i can offer is petty childish insults
and you people wonder why you get called a cult
no reasoning behind that undeveloped brain of yours

kek, you can smell the insecurity from PC vegans. Must be hard to live with back to back failures of Steam Machines and Steam Deck. What a nut job cult made up of Eastern Eurotrash, Southeast Asia, Brazilian, Indian turd shitholes pirate behavior.

>>712755278
>reasons to buy their consoles over emulating
Same answer as last time: to play games that emulators can't play.

>>712756160
and those are? playing party games witch fellow manchildren?

>>712756251
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>712741403
>im a real gaymer because i don't support the devs i claim to like
gottem
i knew these days westoids had no honor but this is literal roach behavior

>>712756382
so nothing?
switch 2 still has no games and console cucks only ever yap about exclusives

>>712756489
You'll survive lil bro

I read some posts in this thread and it looks like there is a lot of samefagging. I wish they didn't remove the ip counter, why did they do it anyways?

>>712756716
i accept your concession
if you had an argument you would've listed it
yet here you are, spamming filler because you have nothing, the switch lost all value with emulation and it's only a matter of time before the switch 2 does as well

Tendies finished their game (singular) and now have nothing better to do until DK releases except throw melties about other hardware.

>>712734493 (OP)
I'm not obsessed, I've owned both of the damn things since day 1. I pre-ordered my Switch 1 AND my Switch 2 through the same Gamestop, and I pre-ordered my Steam Deck within the first two minutes of pre-ordering on Steam.
They're not competing markets, anon. I think you'll find that most Switch 2 owners (right now, at least) own a PC and/or a PC handheld.

Tendies are acting like this because they can't make fun of sony anymore for no games so they moved on to a different target

>>712757046
>if you had an argument you would've listed it
Right here champ >>712756160

>>712757246
so party games? how does this make you better than a random snoy nigger buying it to play madden and fortnite?

is this guy the most mentally ill 4chan poster of all time?

>>712757357
It doesn't. I also play fortnite and madden

>>712755590
Every PC in the world is not strong enough for emulation or portable

cope

>>712757169
Why do you own a Switch 2 though? There's literally no games other than Mario Kart

>>712757169
>I think you'll find that most Switch 2 owners (right now, at least) own a PC and/or a PC handheld.
Lol yeah, that's why they're all paying $70 for a port of a 5 year old game that regularly goes for pocket change on PC

>>712734493 (OP)
I have a feeling that console normies have an hard time understanding the existence of pc handhelds like the Deck or the Ally.
They are accessories never meant to replace your main rig but complement it if you commute to work on trains, spend breaks away from home, etc and you still want to make some progress on your pc games.
Like you could take out the entirety of the pc handheld with a snap and pc gaming would still run its course, valve or asus or whatever wouldn't stop existing.
Take out the playstation from sony or the switch from nintendo and that is no longer the case, their entire ecosystem collapses instantly.

They couldn't be more different from eachother.

>>712757915
Your PC is.

>>712755113
>I don't know why people think Sales = My device is better.
Because it's literally all Nintendo fanboys have.

>>712758032
But that's still one more game than a Steam Deck

>>712757915
fucking anything can emulate everything 3ds and ps2 and older now
throw in literally any dGPU and that's ps3 and switch down
throw in any half decent dGPU and that's ps4 down

>>712755113
What I don't get is why they're still acting like Nutendo isn't just using those sales as a justification to screw them. You'd think they'd have a modicum of self-awareness or dignity.
Meanwhile the Deck could sell a single unit and still get vastly more games, features, and be infinitely more consumer friendly.

>>712758032
I personally own a Switch 2 because I like to be an early adopter of new consoles. Sometimes I've regretted it (I sold my PS5 only a few months after buying it) but I know the Switch 2 will have some decent exclusives within a year or two. I work in the vidya industry kinda, and knowing the product is half the battle.
>>712758048
This but unironically. Pic related.

>>712757169
bro, yo have to return all of that.

>>712758890
I know the TV reflection plus being backlit makes me look black but I'm actually 100% european [read: amerimutt of european descent].

>>712758774
You can play all of those on the Steam Deck cheaper and better...

>>712759474
No you can't

>>712759592
Yes you can. All of those games have been on sale for cheap on Steam or on key sites

>>712759474
Au contraire, anon.
>Breath of the Wild
>Tears of the Kingdom
>Sonic X Shadow
>Cyberpunk 2077
all play better on Switch 2 because of more horsepower, higher framerates supported on the unit, and HDR support.
>Split Fiction
plays better because it's less fucky playing it on a console than on a PC, due to couch co-op and GameShare.
>Yakuza 0
More scenes and extra content compared to Steam version, plus that new Multiplayer mode.
>Rune Factory
>Hitman
>Hogwarts
Not gonna lie, you're probably right about those ones, but I only bought 'em to complete my collection of launch titles.

>>712758774
Judging by everything around those games, you really shouldn't be throwing money away on nutendo's cancer.

>>712759678
>buying from scammers who used stolen credit cards to buy crypto to launder their stolen money and used it to buy cheap keys in bulk
You’re a retard.

>>712760194
I'll admit my gaming room is a little dusty. The bottle of chemicals is stain remover for my SecretLab chair, I keep it onhand because I don't want to throw it away.
I'm not poor, I'm just kind of a slob, and believe me there is a difference.

>>712758890
>p-please just buy the steam deck already I’m begging you…
Pathetic

>>712760274
Oh no not the whole $1.37 I had to spend on Cyberbunk, they really screwed me

>>712758774
literal good goy buying jewtendo shit

>>712760412
I mean, if I've got the "Fun Money" for it, why not? I enjoy playing Nintendo games. If it helps, I also have a gaming desktop, and like I showed in >>712757169 this image I have a Steam Deck too. Hell, I even had a PS5 and a Series X for a while, but there was nothing to play on 'em so I pawned 'em off.
There's no real reason not to just buy any platform you're interested in playing games on. If I have to pick, I get multiplats and indies on my Switch 2, and my AAA titles on PC, plus any exclusives on either platform.

>>712760658
You're supporting the worst company in gaming

>>712744017
Most games on yuzu run like like shit on the deck.

>>712760720
nothing in his post is about supporting EA

>>712760832
just gotta download the shader cache and boost the memory clock of the deck by a bit, easy

>>712760720
I mean, if we're going to start talking about supporting bad companies, I'd have never buy from Blizzard, Microsoft, Epic Games, Ubisoft, Sega, Konami, etc. ever again, and I'm just not going to do that.
>inb4 "don't ask questions just consoom product"
That's not what I'm doing either, I'm buying games and consoles I like and not being self-conscious enough to quit doing what I like just because some people don't like it.

>>712760834
The irony here is Nintendo is now headed by a former EA exec and accountant and EA is now somehow less cancerous and evil than modern Nintendo is.

>>712760720
There is no moral consumism.

>>712761148
A lot of companies are cancerous and evil. My local grocery store is cancerous and evil. The difference between EA and Nintendo is that Nintendo makes games that are still pretty good, and EA produces steaming piles of donkey shit. Hence, my money will go to Nintendo.
Even then, I don't buy every Nintendo game, just the ones I like.

>>712759678
Doesn't look like it

>>712760720
Are you literally crying?

Consumers are morons. The Switch 2 has a worse console launch lineup than any system since the N64 plus there's actual viable alternatives with UMPCs and retards still buy it.

tendies are afraid that people will learn how to emulate instead of paying a monthly subscription fee to borrow roms

>>712761719
Not sure if you're vagueposting at me or what, but I also very much do emulate.

>>712761536
:'(

I'm not buying a Switch 2 :)

Can you play Stellar Blade on Switch 2?

The only ones obsessed are the PC bros who won't shut up about how great the Steamdeck is on X.

>>712763643
Have you considered the fact that it's because it is actually great? It's also frustrating to watch a bunch of people throw themselves headlong into cancer that makes the whole industry worse because they're addicted to a brand and are unwilling to consider any alternatives no matter how much better the alternatives are.

>>712758774
>he buys game keycards

>>712763643
Because in an ideal world the Switch and Steam Deck sales would be reversed

>>712763898
You'll survive

>>712764317
no, who gives a shit about sales
in an ideal world nintendo would go multiplat like everyone else
the world needs entry level retardproof toys

>>712763898
You're in a cult.

>>712734780
This is a huge Raytracing L

>>712734780
Seething about finasteride
Teendie is balding faggot confirmed.

>>712764331
>REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>712764831
But I stopped buying into Nintendo and console years ago.

>Soitendo Bitch Poo
I'll stick with my PC thanks

I don't have a Steam Deck but even in the worst case scenario it's basically just a mini-laptop, which makes it capable of running thousands upon thousands of games, many of which are only on PC, most of which you can get for free.
Whereas the Switch 2 as of this moment has a Mario Kart, a paid version of something that used to be free, and a bunch of old ports. With the most dogshit online infrastructure imaginable that you have to pay for (which was free on Wii U with roughly comparable quality).

Valve made Linux a much better gaming OS than Microshit 10/11 lmao

>>712762276
>20 fps

>>712747689
Tendies...

>>712734493 (OP)
don't care, still not buying your locked down bing bing wahoo machine when I could buy an actual handheld pc

>>712770229
not yet, it still has many kinks but still amazing progress when they're fighting an os that had been dominant for 30 years and had everything handed to it
give it another 5 years

>>712734493 (OP)
No, you didn't see no such thing. Stop lying on the internet, you clown!

>>712770384
nigga most ancient games are literally so broken they won't even launch on later microshit versions

Sooooo where's the list of switch 2 exclusives?

>>712770597
mario kart
take it or leave it

>>712770261
>it's ok when the shitch does it doe

>>712745265
this look like a tendie game to you faggot?

It will never not be funny that Bingfags are at war with the poorfags of the PC community. Imagine if they one day became self-aware.

>>712737813
Hey man good for him.

>>712758774
>I work in the vidya industry kinda, and knowing the product is half the battle
lmao...
Say some more funny stuff, retardo

>>712771890
poorfags? the vast majority of deck users have other shit
the deck is a gaming laptop replacement
tendies are at war with the taking a shit or going on vacation division of pc gaming

>>712738491
You talk like a Redditor

>>712770636
xdDD

>>712739701
>"I wish I were playing Celeste: the game"

Couldn't even beat Sea of Stars for best indie.

>>712749164
>only playing what nintendo allows you to play
lol

lmao

>>712773540
>game soinalists hate kino and prefer AAA trash
What a shock.

>>712737813
people on this board complain about the price of something a retard working part time can afford

>>712734737
>Being proud of being the older degenerate in a den of degenerates.

Nigger.

Can I play tux racer on switch? No? Linux won

Where are all those peoples that said "thanks Nintendo for getting me to buy a steam deck instead? You would think that the steam deck should have a boost in sales around the switch 2 launch...

Tendies overlap Disney Adults

>>712734493 (OP)
When did tendiesnoys become such lolcows?

>>712775092
The snoys have been annoying for years, but seeing Nintendo fans lash out at EVERYONE is even moreso.