Happy Father's Day - /v/ (#712734569) [Archived: 1012 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:17:45 PM No.712734569
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Bowser is a good dad.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:19:15 PM No.712734679
but who is the mother?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:21:26 PM No.712734814
My dad hates everything about games and gave away my consoles when I was a kid :/
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:22:01 PM No.712734850
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>>712734679
Petey Piranha
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:22:10 PM No.712734862
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>>712734679
Miyamoto.
He walked out on Jr.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:23:06 PM No.712734926
>>712734814
I'd say based but you still ended up on /v/ so in the end he still failed as a father.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:23:23 PM No.712734947
>>712734569 (OP)
>Father's Day
Sorry, but I'm from a first world country.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:23:30 PM No.712734967
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>>712734679
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:25:19 PM No.712735082
>>712734679
>Bowser is a good dad
>Lies to his son about fucking Princess Peach which leads Jr. kidnapping her
Father Of The Year
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:29:30 PM No.712735362
i cri everytim
i cri everytim
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>>712734814
My brother stole a majority of my stuff and pawned it for weed money. Parents never said a word or took any action.
I feel you, anon. Nohomo.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:39:58 PM No.712736097
>>712735082
The actual mother may have walked out on them.
Or even died before jr hatched.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:43:19 PM No.712736345
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>>712736097
Bowser tragic backstory when?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:46:47 PM No.712736594
Husband
Husband
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I love Kass!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:48:55 PM No.712736754
>>712734569 (OP)
>Guide about parental controls
>Does a great job of showing Boswer as an attentive father
How did they do it?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:49:49 PM No.712736817
>>712734679
I think what happened was that Bowser took some of Peach's hair, and then combined it with his DNA and fertilized an egg, so that's why Peach is confused when Bowser Jr. says she's his mother, because Peach only remembers Bowser plucking a hair off her head.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:51:19 PM No.712736914
>>712736345
The next 3D Mario?
That would make up for the absence of new loredumps I wanted from Odyssey.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:52:22 PM No.712736984
>>712736817
Jr would have had blond-ish hair in that case.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:56:09 PM No.712737247
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>>712734814
If your father knew what a chubby little queer you would turn out to be he'd probably give you away and keep the consoles instead.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:58:40 PM No.712737447
>>712736984
I scrolled down after making my first comment.
I would love to see a Bowser backstory in the next 3D Mario.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:14:45 PM No.712738572
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Another good dad.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:15:28 PM No.712738628
>>712734679
Bowsette
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:20:35 PM No.712739012
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>>712734569 (OP)
And a good mom too anon!
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:48:03 PM No.712740967
>>712739012
No
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:05:22 PM No.712742303
babies in the mario universe are delivered by storks, so what actually happened is that peach and bowser spend so much time together the storks just assumed they were a "thing" and delivered junior