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Anonymous No.712752614 [Report] >>712753147 >>712753226 >>712753236 >>712753384 >>712753609 >>712753837 >>712754220 >>712754235 >>712754393 >>712754398 >>712755479 >>712755629 >>712755638 >>712755725 >>712755813 >>712756806 >>712757191 >>712757337 >>712758408 >>712758695 >>712759516 >>712760232 >>712761475 >>712763543
is there a single vidya character that could defeat him
Anonymous No.712753008 [Report]
I can think of four
Anonymous No.712753147 [Report] >>712753236 >>712758514
>>712752614 (OP)
>this makes zoomers piss and shit their pants with fear
Anonymous No.712753226 [Report]
>>712752614 (OP)
Kratos could, but probably not Ashura
Anonymous No.712753236 [Report]
>>712752614 (OP)
Dr. Robotnik
>>712753147
>piss
Heh
Anonymous No.712753384 [Report]
>>712752614 (OP)
Didn't one of the Titans from WoW pluck what is basically an Elder God out of the planet and kill it? Imagine what they could do to a moon.
Anonymous No.712753469 [Report]
ong this is the new skibidi
peak cinema.
Anonymous No.712753609 [Report] >>712754714
>>712752614 (OP)
The Earth.
Anonymous No.712753837 [Report]
>>712752614 (OP)
Dr. Robotnik's SUPER LASER PISS could instagib him ez
Anonymous No.712753915 [Report]
Anonymous No.712754131 [Report] >>712754273 >>712755984 >>712759596 >>712760081
>Zoomer horror video
>Its just a really big monster
>too big to even bother with humans
>it does anyways because ???
Anonymous No.712754220 [Report]
>>712752614 (OP)
Anonymous No.712754235 [Report]
>>712752614 (OP)
Link
Anonymous No.712754273 [Report] >>712754462 >>712755246 >>712760361
>>712754131
Why are you acting like objective evil doesn't exist
Anonymous No.712754393 [Report] >>712755037
>>712752614 (OP)
Honestly i find it endearing in a retarded way. The shitty blender monsters which are badly designed to boot, the nonsensical 20s-style narrator and music in a modern setting, the constant upscaling of the threat, and the fact it is clear the creator is just frantically trying to turn what was a one-off viral video into a series. it's very funny.
Anonymous No.712754398 [Report]
>>712752614 (OP)
Yamcha
Anonymous No.712754462 [Report] >>712755082 >>712756892
>>712754273
Hitler wasn't a cosmic beast of massive proportion
Anonymous No.712754537 [Report]
yes. earth itself
Anonymous No.712754714 [Report]
>>712753609
>tries to eat something 4 times larger
Anonymous No.712754768 [Report] >>712758606
qrd
Anonymous No.712755037 [Report]
>>712754393
I love this one, it reminds me of the old internet for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3OrnL79_4Q
Anonymous No.712755082 [Report] >>712756712 >>712760010
>>712754462
Why does size matter? Do children need rationale to stomp out ants?
Anonymous No.712755246 [Report]
>>712754273
Imagine thinking Hitler was evil, American Imperialism is way, way worse Jewboi
Anonymous No.712755479 [Report]
>>712752614 (OP)
I think Kirby killed like six guys that looked like this.
Anonymous No.712755629 [Report]
>>712752614 (OP)
Anonymous No.712755638 [Report] >>712758448
>>712752614 (OP)
You can't defeat him and that's what makes it so terrifying...
Anonymous No.712755725 [Report]
>>712752614 (OP)
I can beat this faggot with my bare fists.
Anonymous No.712755813 [Report]
>>712752614 (OP)
Samus
Anonymous No.712755831 [Report]
>Punches that stupid bastard right back into orbit
lol, lmao even
Anonymous No.712755984 [Report]
>>712754131
It's not bothering with the humans; it probably doesn't even know we exist. It just wants to eat the earth. We're an utterly insignificant factor in its actions. That's what "cosmic horror" is.
Anonymous No.712756182 [Report]
Doom Slayer
>You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of the moon
>Objective: Shoot a hole in the moon
Anonymous No.712756207 [Report] >>712758615
piccolo, literally
/thread
Anonymous No.712756370 [Report] >>712756432 >>712756808 >>712756825
How is the moon eating the earth any scarier than any of the other natural disasters cosmic or non-cosmic that can actually happen? After a point, scale stops being scary. Might as well have a sentient galaxy eating us while you're at it.
Anonymous No.712756432 [Report]
>>712756370
>Might as well have a sentient galaxy eating us while you're at it.
Anon, It's already happening.
Anonymous No.712756712 [Report]
>>712755082
Children, IE not fully grown humans with incomplete brain functions, do not need reason because they are sociopaths by definition.
A cosmic horror is probably a lot older and smarter. If we're not food, it shouldn't care about us specifically.
Also, this situation with a moon is more of plunging your face into a pile of excrement and water with microbes and their small metal pin cities.
Anonymous No.712756806 [Report]
>>712752614 (OP)
Anonymous No.712756808 [Report]
>>712756370
Because natural disasters don't feature "The jangle man of Von tickles-mire" that has the ability to rapidly punch your balls at light speed, reducing you to a shape. Zoomer Horror relies on some fuck ass "Entity" (their favourite word) to make it le spookie dookie
Anonymous No.712756825 [Report]
>>712756370
Black Holes exist, in fact theres probably one in out galaxy
Anonymous No.712756892 [Report]
>>712754462
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.712757191 [Report]
>>712752614 (OP)
Am I supposed to know what this is referencing?
Anonymous No.712757297 [Report]
Even if it didn't eat us and just fucked off to deep space or something, we'd still be fucked. The moon's absence would fuck up the tides and the rotation of the planet.
Anonymous No.712757337 [Report] >>712758415
>>712752614 (OP)
>"What if... le moon was... LE EVIL PAC-MAN!"
Anonymous No.712757531 [Report] >>712757661 >>712757663 >>712759107 >>712759313 >>712759446
>everyone here just knows whatever this stupid shit is
Man 4chan really has fallen to the zoomers
Anonymous No.712757661 [Report] >>712757845 >>712758880 >>712759254
>>712757531
The video has 20 million views. There's a point where people on this site become proud of being ignorant.
Anonymous No.712757663 [Report]
>>712757531
There are young people everywhere now and THAT's a scary story.
Anonymous No.712757845 [Report] >>712757995 >>712758089
>>712757661
Brother, I don't browse trending youtube videos or however it is you lemmings find these things.
Anonymous No.712757995 [Report] >>712760759
>>712757845
Yeah, I know. And you don't know anything about those newfangled video toys the kids are playing. You're happily turning into an ignorant boomer.
Anonymous No.712758089 [Report] >>712760759
>>712757845
Yes yes, you're very special, take your award and go
Anonymous No.712758408 [Report] >>712758502
>>712752614 (OP)
Is there a video game character that spams the same moves all the time?>>712721605 Nothing else, just the same moves. Like it has no ideas of its own.
Anonymous No.712758415 [Report]
>>712757337
lol. mad kid.
Anonymous No.712758448 [Report]
>>712755638
India saving earth by making it too disgusting for the moon to eat.
Anonymous No.712758502 [Report] >>712758731
>>712758408
Holy shit dude get a life. How did you even notice that? Do you never get off /v/? Jesus.
Anonymous No.712758514 [Report]
>>712753147
rent free
Anonymous No.712758606 [Report]
>>712754768
How have you not heard? Go look outside. Look the moon.
Anonymous No.712758615 [Report] >>712759674
>>712756207
wasn't the moon already destroyed by jackie chun?
Anonymous No.712758695 [Report] >>712759281
>>712752614 (OP)
Anonymous No.712758731 [Report]
>>712758502
>NOOOOOO SARS, STOP NOTICING THINGS!!!
Anonymous No.712758880 [Report]
>>712757661
There are videos breaking millions of views across a half dozen different sites every single day. No one is obligated to know your specific subbranch of zoomer's FOTW.
Anonymous No.712759089 [Report]
In the most recent episode Jupiter who was the biggest threat got snatched away by some cosmic interdimensional entity, so I guess anything big and strong enough in vidya can rape the moon.
Anonymous No.712759107 [Report]
>>712757531
I checked it out after the last thread with it as the op image
It's ok if kinda cheesy
Anonymous No.712759191 [Report]
chat is this real
Anonymous No.712759254 [Report]
>>712757661
not everyone's a gradeschooler into skibidcore
Anonymous No.712759281 [Report]
>>712758695
This is way scarier than that zoomer shit and MM Moon wasn’t even meant to be horror
Anonymous No.712759313 [Report]
>>712757531
I don't. I just googled moon eating earth, found the video, and watched it. Lots of anons probably did too.
Anonymous No.712759446 [Report]
>>712757531
>I'm angry that people know things
Are you familiar with how information gets around?
Anonymous No.712759478 [Report] >>712759846
Why didn't the Earth just parry it
Anonymous No.712759482 [Report]
What is your problem?
Anonymous No.712759516 [Report]
>>712752614 (OP)
Shadow and Eggman
Anonymous No.712759596 [Report]
>>712754131
>Shartllenial/Boomer horror
>Its just a really big monster
>too big to even bother with humans
>It does anyways because ???
Anonymous No.712759674 [Report]
>>712758615
Kami reformed it after training Goku or ripping his tail off, after training him when they killed Demon King Piccolo or something like that.
Anonymous No.712759846 [Report]
>>712759478
You try parrying something when you're like 5 billion years old
Anonymous No.712760010 [Report]
>>712755082
I really love bait like this because normalfags are actually this braindead. It's been a trip realizing I'm smarter than 99% of people alive because I have basic inference and critical thought. I mean this all unironically, normalniggers are cattle.
Anonymous No.712760081 [Report]
>>712754131
That isn't the problem, it's just that cosmic horror is a genre that requires nuance and zoomers can't make any horror that's not LOOK AT THIS SCARY THING
Anonymous No.712760232 [Report]
>>712752614 (OP)
Isaac Clarke has killed at least 1 moon.
Anonymous No.712760361 [Report]
>>712754273
>pic unrelated
Anonymous No.712760615 [Report]
>Moon crashes into earth
>But there's like a cult that worships it?
>Some people are mutants too that's never really explained
>A lot of people die and some company rises from the ashes to defend humanity
>Jupiter, Saturn and Uranus show up too because ???
>Also this portal comes out of nowhere to physically grab Jupiter, a gas giant to eat it I guess?

I dunno, I wouldn't mind it so much if the story had something connecting to each other. The newest one is just a bunch of retards talking to each other in AI voices with nothing happening. There's no hook, just a series of things that just happen.
Anonymous No.712760759 [Report]
>>712757995
>>712758089
Don't care about whatever gay shit you're talking about, zoomie.
Anonymous No.712761213 [Report] >>712761429
qrd? new zoomer trend?
Anonymous No.712761429 [Report]
>>712761213
Some pajeet found a month old video and started spamming it here for click bait money. You don't need to know anything else.
Anonymous No.712761475 [Report]
>>712752614 (OP)
>so it's name is Azathoth and it's sort of like this huge planet size mass that eats other planets and-
>say no more, I got it
Anonymous No.712763543 [Report]
>>712752614 (OP)
ez lol. and they're vidya due to SRW
Anonymous No.712765252 [Report]