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Anonymous No.712754736 [Report] >>712754980 >>712755327 >>712755540 >>712755612 >>712755671 >>712755862 >>712756092 >>712756267 >>712757041 >>712757976 >>712760057 >>712761002 >>712764527 >>712766690 >>712767867 >>712768484 >>712768582 >>712769142 >>712769643 >>712769965 >>712770097 >>712771056 >>712771163 >>712776691 >>712778484 >>712781592 >>712782846 >>712788665
post remakes done right
Anonymous No.712754980 [Report]
>>712754736 (OP)
you first
Anonymous No.712755327 [Report]
>>712754736 (OP)
There is no such thing
Anonymous No.712755457 [Report] >>712755878
Anonymous No.712755540 [Report] >>712756027
>>712754736 (OP)
Mary looks cute here
Anonymous No.712755612 [Report]
>>712754736 (OP)
RE1 remake
Anonymous No.712755671 [Report] >>712757940 >>712761436
>>712754736 (OP)
But this wasn't. They fucked up eddie entirely
Anonymous No.712755862 [Report] >>712755928 >>712760076 >>712766690 >>712773031 >>712777327 >>712786976
>>712754736 (OP)
Anonymous No.712755878 [Report]
>>712755457
Nope.
Anonymous No.712755928 [Report] >>712757648
>>712755862
this slop got memoryholed instantly
Anonymous No.712756027 [Report]
>>712755540
>here
She's cute the whole game, right up until the end.
Anonymous No.712756092 [Report]
>>712754736 (OP)
Terribly optimized, uses lumen for everything where static baked lighting could have done the job. I hope Blooper learned some lessons for the next game
Anonymous No.712756192 [Report] >>712756245
Eileen shaving
Anonymous No.712756245 [Report]
>>712756192
based
Anonymous No.712756267 [Report] >>712757369
>>712754736 (OP)
Bloober is still a joke studio, faggot
Anonymous No.712756350 [Report] >>712758027 >>712776992
This was pretty damn good.
Anonymous No.712756442 [Report] >>712774735
MARY WHERE THE F U C K ARE YOU
Anonymous No.712756481 [Report] >>712756532
I guess a remake is better by default if no one played the original.
Anonymous No.712756532 [Report]
>>712756481
On /v/ that's every game.
Anonymous No.712757041 [Report]
>>712754736 (OP)
re1 remake and sh2 remake, that's like it

maybe halo 2 remake but that was mostly overall worse
Anonymous No.712757115 [Report]
Anonymous No.712757369 [Report]
>>712756267
Catch up retard
Anonymous No.712757648 [Report] >>712757914 >>712758465
>>712755928
It sold ten (10) million units
Anonymous No.712757914 [Report]
>>712757648
and yet nobody ever talks about it
curious, isn't it
Anonymous No.712757940 [Report]
>>712755671
In what way ?
Anonymous No.712757962 [Report] >>712758426 >>712771093 >>712771583
Bluepoint's Demon's Souls remake. They improved the graphics of the original, didn't make any random censorship changes and only added a few quality of life changes. This is how you should do remakes.
Anonymous No.712757976 [Report] >>712758907 >>712759794
>>712754736 (OP)
MG2 sucks solid dick
Anonymous No.712758027 [Report] >>712759994 >>712773286
>>712756350
is it good or is it good after 50 hours?
Anonymous No.712758426 [Report]
>>712757962
Nah, they completely butchered the game style and the new reposte are cringe
Anonymous No.712758465 [Report]
>>712757648
I always see that shot for sale for like $5 and I still wouldn't get it even for free and this is someone who's bought every version of RE4 even the ios version
Anonymous No.712758907 [Report] >>712759137
>>712757976
MGS1 isn't a remake of metal gear 2. Also, if you think MG2 is bad, try playing the original MG1. MG2 was a massive improvement.
Anonymous No.712759137 [Report] >>712759794 >>712759815
>>712758907
MG1 had better level design and less memestealth, but /v/eddit isn't ready for this red pill
Anonymous No.712759249 [Report] >>712759492
Anonymous No.712759492 [Report]
>>712759249
Only correct post so far.
Anonymous No.712759794 [Report]
>>712757976
MG2:SS is objectively a better game than MGS1 and you're literally retarded if you think otherwise, MGS1 is only revered for its movie-like qualities and is otherwise complete shit to play and almost entirely lacks real gameplay in a portion of its 2nd half
>>712759137
and if this is the samefag, you're double retarded
Anonymous No.712759815 [Report]
>>712759137
Hell no MG1 is a maze for half of the game and is a complete pain to navigate while MG2 has a more similar layout to MGS1. MG1 is a complete mess, several parts are never explained and make absolutely no sense like having to blow up a random wall in the basement to progress, the one way elevator, or having to kill metal gear by bombing its legs in a nonsensical sequence. Not to mention having to randomly guess between 7 keycards just to open every fucking door, even while you're getting electrocuted or dying to gas. MG1 is awful dogshit.
Anonymous No.712759994 [Report]
>>712758027
Just good. Took the original and improved on it.
Anonymous No.712760057 [Report] >>712761492
>>712754736 (OP)
System Shock 1
Resident Evil 4
Silent Hill 2
Dead Space
Anonymous No.712760076 [Report]
>>712755862
ABSOLUTELY NO. kys tranny
Anonymous No.712761002 [Report] >>712763167 >>712781909
>>712754736 (OP)
REmake
Anonymous No.712761436 [Report] >>712762264 >>712764265 >>712770165
>>712755671
>But this wasn't. They fucked up eddie entirely
aaaand
>Censored Maria
>James got reduced from a 29 year old man into a 45 year old shambling manlet
>They turned Angela from a young and depressed Sandra Bullock into a chubby male
>Gave Laura long gibbon-arms
>Worse voice acting
>Cranked up the action to the point you're slaughtering hordes of monsters

Environments looked kinda cool, apart from the wind blowing paper flyers, James's ironed hair and the pines in completely different direction in the same cutscene

Silent Hill 2 Remake is basically a shitty, soul and careless slopification of the original. Probably the worst "remake" I have ever played, and that says something.
Anonymous No.712761492 [Report] >>712769927
>>712760057
slop guzzler
Anonymous No.712762264 [Report] >>712762445 >>712762475
>>712761436
Retard
Anonymous No.712762445 [Report]
>>712762264
>Retard
I am sadly, mainly because I wasted time on this shitty and soulless corporate slop I will never get back :S
Anonymous No.712762475 [Report]
>>712762264
not him but you're a mindless consumer for shilling the bloober esg remake
Anonymous No.712763167 [Report]
>>712761002
Julia Voth is so hot
Anonymous No.712764265 [Report] >>712766085 >>712767294 >>712768915 >>712769256
>>712761436
SH2R adapted the original's iconic story to a modern gameplay standard. The story and message are intact, while all the changes you listed are superficial. None of the changes made detract from the game's impact on the player, so what's the problem? Be thankful that this remake has become an in-road for new fans of this long dormant series.
Anonymous No.712764527 [Report]
>>712754736 (OP)
Anonymous No.712766085 [Report] >>712767191 >>712768746 >>712769006
>>712764265
>Be thankful that zoomers and fake fans got to experience Silent Hill 2™
Anonymous No.712766690 [Report]
>>712754736 (OP)
>>712755862
correct posts
Anonymous No.712767191 [Report] >>712767449 >>712768227 >>712768871 >>712769123 >>712770392 >>712771747
>>712766085
I bought SH2R despite not being a fan of survival horror games and I loved it. I'm now looking forward to SHf and SH1R, which is something I never would've said a year ago.

The franchise has a new fan in me, but I guess you would've preferred the series remain stuck in the past to repel new potential customers like me with tedious isometric, fixed-camera gameplay, right? So you could post threads complaining about how Konami let the franchise wither and die?
Anonymous No.712767294 [Report]
>>712764265
>modern gameplay standard
>remake has become an in-road for new fans
This is not really how it works. If you think the consumers are retards that do not understand complex themes, you will just end up with a turd on your hand that nobody wants.
>changes you listed are superficial
If they are, why would you change them in the first place? Why take artistic liberties with something that was perfect in the first place? The story and the characters did not need any overhaul because they weren't incomplete or imperfect. Any change made to them will just take away from the overall quality and atmosphere.
>Be thankful
I would be if the remake would be a faithful one, even if it had flaws. This remake on the other hand was made without basic understanding of the source material and competent storytelling.
Anonymous No.712767449 [Report] >>712768141
>>712767191
shill harder you "potential customer"
Anonymous No.712767867 [Report]
>>712754736 (OP)
Anonymous No.712768141 [Report] >>712768404
>>712767449
I would wish a Concord-level flop on your beloved Silent Hill, but I'm a fan now, so I'll just keep my mouth shut. I guess you could always wait for the next Clock Tower :)
Anonymous No.712768205 [Report] >>712768895
Thoughts?
Anonymous No.712768227 [Report]
>>712767191
TLoU would be better with tank controls.
Anonymous No.712768404 [Report] >>712768504
>>712768141
I'm not even a fan, never was. I just recognize value if I see it.
I can also spot greed deconstructionism.
Anonymous No.712768484 [Report]
>>712754736 (OP)
d2 resurrected
Anonymous No.712768504 [Report]
>>712768404
*greed and deconstructionism
Anonymous No.712768582 [Report]
>>712754736 (OP)
All of them except rebirth. Its very dumb to be overly attached to a remakes original. Childish even. Rebirth just sucked all round and was very tedious, not liking it has little to do with the original and just the kind of game it is, just to be clear.
Anonymous No.712768746 [Report]
>>712766085
Go back.
Anonymous No.712768871 [Report] >>712769832
>>712767191
>reddit spacing
>"I was always a potential customer for the Silent Hill™ products"
If you don't like the fixed camera, then you aren't a fan of silent hill. The cinematic camera was as integral to the experience as it was to classic resident evil if not moreso. You're a fan of the last of us parading around in silent hill's corpse like leatherface. Even if you are so close-minded as to not accept the camera for what is is, you could have still put the minimal leg work in and emulated the originals with 3rd person camera mods, but you didn't because you're a faggot secondary and a lazy fake fan. No I don't want konami or anyone to water down the series to cater to mindless consoomer retards like you.
Konami let the franchise die when they cancelled silent hills and fired kojima after his team made arguably the freshest and most ambitious project in survival horror to date with PT. Konami outsourcing remakes to shitty western studios with ESG consultants and slapping on the silent hill name to completely separate projects is a resurgence of silent hill in the same way that the sequel trilogy is a resurgence of star wars (it's not). It would be better if the series stayed dead.
Anonymous No.712768895 [Report]
>>712768205
Bro is like Leon Kennedy’s washed up alcoholic uncle he never speaks about.
Anonymous No.712768915 [Report]
>>712764265
you don't really need to make a easy game easier
Anonymous No.712769006 [Report]
>>712766085
tsmt s𐐬ylent hill2 demake boughters will never be trve fans
Anonymous No.712769123 [Report]
>>712767191
>tedious isometric, fixed camera gameplay
is a tilted camera angle enough to break your brain?
Anonymous No.712769142 [Report] >>712777078
>>712754736 (OP)
Anonymous No.712769256 [Report]
>>712764265
>The story and message are intact, while all the changes you listed are superficial.
you read the zoomer adaptations of Romeo and Juliet, didn't you?
Anonymous No.712769643 [Report]
>>712754736 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO59t9lOT7g

This remake is GOYSLOP!
GOYSLOP!
SLOP FOR GOYS!
Anonymous No.712769832 [Report] >>712769894
>>712768871
>Last of Us fan
Nigga, you're clueless. I just said I wasn't a fan of survival horror. SH2R is the third survival horror game I've ever touched and the second one I've ever finished. The first was Callisto Protocol like two months earlier because it came to Game Pass. I liked that game as well, so it's not a huge mystery why I liked SH2R, considering the games play very similarly.
Anonymous No.712769862 [Report]
How's that dragon quest 3d remake?
Anonymous No.712769894 [Report] >>712770167
>>712769832
>games dumbing everything down is always a good thing
Anonymous No.712769927 [Report] >>712770004
>>712761492
>slop
Go back to Twitter, normie
Anonymous No.712769965 [Report]
>>712754736 (OP)
i was good game pretty good sh2.2 they missed points that labyrinth of demon king had. like how to do cutscenes properly with monsters.
Anonymous No.712770004 [Report] >>712770297
>>712769927
SH2R is goyslop!
Anonymous No.712770097 [Report]
>>712754736 (OP)
ok, but you go first... oh
Anonymous No.712770165 [Report] >>712770349 >>712771458
>>712761436
Angela is cute though
Anonymous No.712770167 [Report] >>712770307 >>712770710
>>712769894
All you fixed-camera glazers should've bought Post Trauma when it released two months ago, but you didn't.
Anonymous No.712770297 [Report]
>>712770004
Will not play it now
Anonymous No.712770307 [Report] >>712770639
>>712770167
it sounds like you have post trauma lol
Anonymous No.712770349 [Report] >>712770630
>>712770165
Happy Father's day
Anonymous No.712770392 [Report]
>>712767191
We didn't have any Silent Hill games from 2012 until 2024 and the world was better for it. The games just kept getting more and more shit and Konami 12 years on was like "I'm not done, actually." and dropped Ascension and The Short Message.

You're damn right I want this "franchise(for that is what we call it) to fuck off and die.

We will always have the amazing trilogy.
Anonymous No.712770630 [Report] >>712770965
>>712770349
>Happy Father's day
How did you know?
Anonymous No.712770639 [Report]
>>712770307
Kek exactly what I thought. Bad faith contrarians without a dog in the race.
Anonymous No.712770710 [Report]
>>712770167
ok, just Post Trauma then, I need to see if it has a good enough story
Anonymous No.712770965 [Report]
>>712770630
Daddy always knows
Anonymous No.712771056 [Report]
>>712754736 (OP)
pic unrelated
Anonymous No.712771093 [Report]
>>712757962
t. bluepoint employee
Anonymous No.712771163 [Report] >>712777169
>>712754736 (OP)
Has anyone figured out what looking at Mary's handkerchief does? The silent hill wiki is so ass they don't even have pages for the items you collect.
Anonymous No.712771212 [Report] >>712771551 >>712772375 >>712772673
What do we think of this
Anonymous No.712771458 [Report]
>>712770165
Anonymous No.712771551 [Report]
>>712771212
>What do we think of this

Yuck
Anonymous No.712771583 [Report]
>>712757962
They're really good at game optimization, graphics-wise the DeS Remake looked 'good', and it ran really well too, but in terms of artistry, it's just Blizzard Ameriburger-corporate tier.
Anonymous No.712771662 [Report]
I was there when the first one released and played these as they came out. It's crazy to me that some people prefer and defend these remakes. I don't understand what the appeal is. There are too many changes and it feels like it's written and put together by faggots who make video essays. Is this for people who like idea of these games but somehow can't play them?
Anonymous No.712771747 [Report]
>>712767191
>but I guess you would've preferred the series remain stuck in the past to repel new potential customers like me with tedious isometric, fixed-camera gameplay, right?
Dude, Silent Hill fucking ended at 3, and then we have a decade of shit games before it died for good. I was perfectly content with that, not everything NEEDS to keep getting new games, let alone complete wastes of time like remakes.
If someone wants to watch Citizen Kane, they'll watch Citizen Kane.
Anonymous No.712771992 [Report] >>712777471
What do I win?
Anonymous No.712772271 [Report] >>712773332
I don't understand how did Pooper team got hold of a legendary IP like Silent Hill when all they did throughout their whole career is shitty walking simulators
Anonymous No.712772375 [Report] >>712777116
>>712771212
It will inevitably just be a completely different game.
Nothing about SH1 could work in a modern AAA title, and that is purposeful. Most of the shit that would HAVE to be changed in a remake is stuff Toyama does in all of his games:
>Weird character speech (the actors were literally told to do several second pauses between lines when recording for SH1, it was completely intentional)
>Constant weird camera angles (SH1 is really the only game that had very involved usage of them)
>Purposefully obscured storyline that requires multiple playthroughs to uncover (even including a major file that's just hidden behind vague requirements)
>the best ending is hidden behind obscure requirements
>Several plotlines just end abruptly with little warning (Lisa, Kaufmann, the whole Kaufmann side quest in general, every ending of the game)
All of that would be changed- and even ignoring that, the game is relatively brisk, that'd need to be changed to.

It is quite possibly, the WORST SH game you could EVER choose to remake because all of Toyama's games are so aggressively against modern AAA conventions. Were Silent Hill not released on the PSX during the height of RE, occupying a popular genre space as the only distinctly different competitor, it would've flopped like all of Toyama's other games. Siren, Gravity Rush, Slitterhead, they're all just like SH1. That's probably why the Shattered Memories devs just up and abandoned the idea of remaking SH1, it's a game you can't remake.
Anonymous No.712772673 [Report]
>>712771212
It's going to be KINO
Anonymous No.712773019 [Report]
Gears of War ultimate edition and REmake 1 are the only good remakes to ever exist
Anonymous No.712773031 [Report] >>712774664
>>712755862
Hating remake 4 is one of the most pathetic contrarian things I've ever seen.
Anonymous No.712773286 [Report]
>>712758027
it's good before 20 hours. game always gets worse after you leave Expel.
Anonymous No.712773332 [Report]
>>712772271
I think it's just because not a lot of "big" teams are diverting resources to horror games, and blooper is all too happy to do so for publishers that are sitting on horror IPs with no one to work on them.
Anonymous No.712773612 [Report] >>712777698
Anonymous No.712773826 [Report]
Odin Sphere: Leifthrasir.
And before some fag cries "remaster": Nope, they re-drew all the sprites and backgrounds for HD, revamped the combat, revamped the inventory system, and made it run at a steady 60fps except for the "dramatic moment" slowdown when you finish battles. It is a full remake.
Anonymous No.712774664 [Report]
>>712773031
>just eat that woke DEI slop with trash controlls, chud
No. Dilate, tranny
Anonymous No.712774735 [Report]
>>712756442
Stopped being funny after the game came out and didn't have the word "fuck" in it. Try again?
Anonymous No.712776691 [Report]
>>712754736 (OP)
>"this remake is peak"
>it's bootleg Hollywood tier
Anonymous No.712776992 [Report]
>>712756350
Even /vrpg/ trannies cope by saying it's made for people who understand how to break games (ie. it's hard difficulty) so you know it's good.
Anonymous No.712777078 [Report]
>>712769142
zoomers retconned this into mediocrity already unc
Anonymous No.712777116 [Report]
>>712772375
A few patches in Slitterhead is a game I put firmly in the "recommend" category even if its kinda shit overall
Anonymous No.712777169 [Report]
>>712771163
Nothing, it was just set dressing.
Anonymous No.712777327 [Report]
>>712755862
I kneel. Hopefully people actually played it. I've done 2.5 runs and each on is a great time. Ripped it. plays 4k 60 fps on high-ultra settings on a 3060 12gb.

It's well made and had zero glitches issues.
Anonymous No.712777471 [Report]
>>712771992
I never played the OG. But ther game looks great and plays well for the movement they were going for.
Anonymous No.712777589 [Report]
>playing Silent Hill 3
>I have to go through Brookhaven again
Literally the worst dungeon in 2 what the fuck!!
Anonymous No.712777698 [Report]
>>712773612
they probably wanted to steer away the face from the actress they based it off of. There is way more detail added. i.e. shirt collar.
Anonymous No.712777802 [Report]
almost 1:1 with the original's structure with more responsive gameplay all around
the only thing missing is the ability to climb and you probably won't miss it
Anonymous No.712778039 [Report]
AGD Interactive's remakes of Quest For Glory 2 (picrel) and King's Quest 1-3
Anonymous No.712778154 [Report]
post: remakes done, right?
Anonymous No.712778484 [Report]
>>712754736 (OP)
There is only one.
Anonymous No.712781592 [Report]
>>712754736 (OP)
They changed the script. It's shit.
Anonymous No.712781909 [Report]
>>712761002
>bright vivid blue outfit on the left
>washed out gray/green outfit on the right
the very definition of soul vs. soulless
Anonymous No.712782846 [Report]
>>712754736 (OP)
Anonymous No.712783091 [Report] >>712783346
SH2 remake was rollslop thou.
Anonymous No.712783346 [Report] >>712783496 >>712784079
>>712783091
>rollslop
>Can't roll

What did he mean by this
Anonymous No.712783496 [Report]
>>712783346
>it plays like Dark Souls
>can't roll
>so it's super easy
wow
Anonymous No.712784079 [Report]
>>712783346
>press a button to be invincible
Rollsloppa coming right outta the oven!
Anonymous No.712785452 [Report]
Anonymous No.712786976 [Report]
>>712755862
boomers BTFO
Anonymous No.712788665 [Report]
>>712754736 (OP)
Masters of Magic. It's an almost exact replica of the original game with modern graphics.