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Anonymous No.712764143 [Report] >>712764318 >>712764904 >>712765058 >>712765180 >>712766254 >>712769870 >>712770138 >>712770757 >>712771154 >>712772775 >>712775559 >>712776207 >>712777215 >>712777375 >>712779247 >>712781801 >>712798820 >>712799085 >>712799268 >>712799438 >>712799479 >>712804650 >>712806590 >>712806695 >>712808185
This really underscores how fucking stupid Doom Eternal is
Anonymous No.712764229 [Report] >>712764272 >>712799563
How?
Anonymous No.712764272 [Report] >>712764405 >>712775436 >>712778821 >>712782074 >>712786858 >>712789209 >>712794475 >>712798164 >>712799397 >>712799484
>>712764229
Idk
I didn't think this thread that far through
Anonymous No.712764318 [Report] >>712767946 >>712772508
>>712764143 (OP)
it honestly just makes 2016 look worse in comparison, Eternal is fine.

where the hell is that Doom 2 one from tho?
Anonymous No.712764324 [Report]
this really hyphenates how lame and gay op is
Anonymous No.712764351 [Report]
The first 4 guys are the same person the last 2 aren't.
Anonymous No.712764405 [Report] >>712768064
>>712764272
make up a reason to be mad about the shoulder cannon finally being a gameplay element.
Anonymous No.712764441 [Report]
Why did they give hima stupid biker helmet? Looks like a toilet.
Anonymous No.712764904 [Report]
>>712764143 (OP)
he's a juggernaut damn
Anonymous No.712765058 [Report] >>712765286
>>712764143 (OP)
that thing on his arm and his shoulder looks apocryphal to me but i didnt play doom since the early 2000
Anonymous No.712765180 [Report] >>712765270 >>712766434 >>712767165 >>712770140 >>712777154 >>712782362 >>712798068 >>712801413 >>712809931
>>712764143 (OP)
>Doom: Pandemonium (2028)
Muscular Doom Girl is what this series needs to rise from the ashes
Anonymous No.712765270 [Report] >>712767165 >>712770672 >>712777154 >>712782362 >>712809931
>>712765180
Anonymous No.712765286 [Report] >>712765393
>>712765058
well yeah he didn't have them originally
Anonymous No.712765393 [Report] >>712765614
>>712765286
then why is it there?
Anonymous No.712765567 [Report]
Doom 3 really was great, too many people sleep on it.

They are right about the shotgun being dogshit though.
Anonymous No.712765614 [Report] >>712766015 >>712766276
>>712765393
in eternal two of the main weapons are the cannon and blade
blade is used in glory kills and cannon has many functions, both weapons are needed neither are available in og doom so the skin gives them to him custom designed
Anonymous No.712766015 [Report]
>>712765614
i didnt even realize the op pic is multiplayer skins. i thought they were renders i havent seen before.
Anonymous No.712766254 [Report] >>712766467
>>712764143 (OP)
how come real soldiers don't really wear Kevlar on the shoulders?
is it just a lot of ground to cover for something non-vital?
I feel like you'd rather have Kevlar vambraces
Anonymous No.712766276 [Report] >>712766356
>>712765614
so these designs are reinterpretations of his classic designs based on one of his modern interations. i think i have enough, thanks for the explanation
Anonymous No.712766356 [Report]
>>712766276
pretty much
no problem
Anonymous No.712766434 [Report]
>>712765180
man, i LOVE tits
Anonymous No.712766467 [Report]
>>712766254
>is it just a lot of ground to cover for something non-vital?
Basically. It would also potentially interfere with arm movement.
Anonymous No.712766656 [Report] >>712767095 >>712767165
Anonymous No.712767095 [Report]
>>712766656
:D
:D
>:(
Anonymous No.712767165 [Report] >>712788730
>>712765180
>>712765270
>>712766656
sluts auto jobb to Hell phallus...
Anonymous No.712767929 [Report] >>712768232
Eternal is close to being a good design. The callback to the exposed abdomen by coloring the armor in skintone is inspired but the pauldrons are also in skin tone for some reason, which at best muddies the design and at worst makes it look as some sort of tube-top. Exposing only the overarms is weird as well, there's like a 15:1 armor to skin ratio. The proportions are good, he looks like a proper brutish killing machine. His elephant stump feet are dumb, but this element is dime a dozen in modern sci-fi.
The studs are the most unecessary greebly tertiary shapes imaginable and make absolutely no sense. If you just remove the studs the design is improved significantly. The arm blade and shoulder cannon feel mismatched and were probably tacked on after the initial design was set in stone.
Adress this and tint his visor a bit darker, because I really don't care to see his face, and it would probably be the best iteration of a DOOM protagonist.
Anonymous No.712767946 [Report] >>712768363
>>712764318
It's what Doomguy looks like on the Doom 2 boxart and is a costume in Eternal.
Anonymous No.712768064 [Report]
>>712764405
>make up a reason to be mad about the shoulder cannon finally being a gameplay element.
anon...
Anonymous No.712768186 [Report] >>712768324
all of them look goofyass lmao is this what moid power fantasy is? lol
Anonymous No.712768232 [Report]
>>712767929
the shoulder cannon is goofy, it doesnt look like it fits a massive hulking demon killer like him, it looks more like a gadget for a spy or something, maybe og doomguy could make use f it and even that is a stretch
Anonymous No.712768324 [Report]
>>712768186
most of them are form original or older games that have nothing to do with eternal's power fantasy
Anonymous No.712768363 [Report]
>>712767946
that axewound on the cyber lmao
Anonymous No.712769870 [Report] >>712781714 >>712806998
>>712764143 (OP)
>Doomguy the 1st, 2nd and 64th are all off-the-shelf armor that looks identical to what other troopers are wearing, give or take the abdomen damage, very in-line with 80s/90s scifi design
>Doom 16's Praetor suit and its more primitive, fantastical counterpart in the Dark Ages armor looks more like 21st century space marine hero looks, no exposed skin, face obscured by visor. Like the dozens of space marine heroes shat out in the wake of Halo.
Doom Eternal's art direction as a whole is trying to reconcile classic Doom aesthetics, which is why its pickups and user interface are so vibrant and video game-y and the enemies try to look more like their classic counterparts. But it's like the only thing they got from Doomguy was
>exposed arms
and weren't willing to give up on the superhero shit they were going with since 16.

I think the key weakness is now his armor just looks stupid because it's trying to evoke classic Doomguy's "armor over fatigues" look, exposing his forearms, and with all the green with patches of brown or gray, while still just being segmented power armor. And also nothing else in the universe looks like it, either in Dark Ages' setting or nuDoom's Mars/Earth setting. It makes it look like he's wearing chaps. Either just give him something made of an actual fabric like pants or a t-shirt visible under his breastplate, or commit to the power armor.

I feel like there was reason Halo mostly stuck with Master Chief's armor being mostly green with dark neutral accents. Even then he's not the only guy in super special power armor around, by Reach you start seeing shitloads of Spartans with their own variations, on top of multiplayer.


Anyway the real longterm consequence of this is how much the game obsesses over justifying everything Doomguy does as if it was really essential. It's like if a Mario game had a five minute long cutscene about Mario's Red Wing™ boots being blessed by the princess to crush turts.
Anonymous No.712770138 [Report]
>>712764143 (OP)
>2025
>new Doom is out
>/v/ shitskins STILL completely mindbroken by Eternal
And no criticism here can be taken from the same numale subhumans who have been losing it over Deltarune for two weeks straight.
Anonymous No.712770140 [Report] >>712781359 >>712801486
>>712765180
We've had one since the 90's and I don't trust them with a Quake game after dark ages
Anonymous No.712770672 [Report]
>>712765270
Rip and tear dat ass up.
Anonymous No.712770757 [Report]
>>712764143 (OP)
Why is Eternal one yellow
Anonymous No.712771154 [Report]
>>712764143 (OP)
Only /v/ is gay enough to talk about the outfit of Doomguy.
Anonymous No.712772120 [Report] >>712775716 >>712799685
who gives a shit, here is the Witch's ass
Anonymous No.712772508 [Report] >>712776145 >>712792419 >>712799541
>>712764318
nah, 2016 looks like a space soldier, eternal looks like capshit tier garbage, trying too hard to be cool
Anonymous No.712772775 [Report]
>>712764143 (OP)
Eternal's look is just a second tgake on the old one, the orange chunks just being the exposed parts on the old one
I genuinely don't see any issue, hell, I think it looks better than the 2016 one
Anonymous No.712772851 [Report]
Doom guy looks like ass in every game. Not just the mu-dooms. It’s not that hard to make a dude in a green shirt and a little bit of body armour look good.
Anonymous No.712775436 [Report]
>>712764272
most based thing i have ever heard
Anonymous No.712775559 [Report]
>>712764143 (OP)
2016's armor was so fucking ugly. Elephant ankles, fat hands, overdesigned to hell.
Anonymous No.712775716 [Report] >>712777148
>>712772120
I'm surprised they modeled this much. What's her face look like?
Anonymous No.712776145 [Report] >>712778984
>>712772508
hell no, you're retarded.
Anonymous No.712776207 [Report]
>>712764143 (OP)
2016 was the beginning of the end.
Anonymous No.712777148 [Report] >>712777470 >>712782556 >>712799685
>>712775716
Anonymous No.712777154 [Report] >>712798537 >>712798636 >>712801510
>>712765180
>>712765270
A girl that's so extremely cut wouldn't have massive tits
Anonymous No.712777215 [Report]
>>712764143 (OP)
Doom 3 Guy will always be the odd one out but I do like his design.
Anonymous No.712777375 [Report] >>712778764 >>712784761
>>712764143 (OP)
You forgot one.
Anonymous No.712777470 [Report] >>712777678
>>712777148
Cute nose
Anonymous No.712777678 [Report] >>712778010 >>712799685
>>712777470
her legs (with tentacle pubes)
Anonymous No.712777903 [Report]
He's a big guy
Anonymous No.712778010 [Report] >>712780842
>>712777678
All this detail when you only see maybe the face tentacles at the very end of the game.
Anonymous No.712778764 [Report]
>>712777375
Doom guy? More like doom gay.
Anonymous No.712778821 [Report]
>>712764272
K-Kino.....
Anonymous No.712778984 [Report] >>712801048
>>712776145
no, YOU are retarded, eternal guy even has his very own DC watchtower in space, they tried way tooo hard to make it look like capeshit
Anonymous No.712779247 [Report]
>>712764143 (OP)
i found doom 2016 incredibly soulless and everything after that has been even more soulless
Anonymous No.712780842 [Report] >>712799685
>>712778010
she is completely modeled underneath, dont know why
Anonymous No.712781359 [Report]
>>712770140
Anonymous No.712781714 [Report] >>712791716 >>712799346 >>712806998
>>712769870
The funniest thing about nuHalo is that 343 learnt their lesson about Chiefs Mark 6 armour and absolutely nothing else
Anonymous No.712781801 [Report]
>>712764143 (OP)
Doom 64 is the undeniable sigma riz king
Anonymous No.712782074 [Report]
>>712764272
Not bad op, not bad
Anonymous No.712782362 [Report]
>>712765180
>>712765270
>human woman
ew
doomgirl would be a rabbit girl
Anonymous No.712782556 [Report]
>>712777148
Finger-mouth tentacles huh, kinda cool
Anonymous No.712784648 [Report]
nah eternal is the best doom
Anonymous No.712784761 [Report]
>>712777375
Hugo would literally jerk off to this.
Anonymous No.712786858 [Report]
>>712764272
just like the developers...
Anonymous No.712788730 [Report]
>>712767165
But what if Hell also gets r34'd?
Anonymous No.712789209 [Report]
>>712764272
>Idk
>I didn't think this thread that far through
Anonymous No.712791716 [Report]
>>712781714
I don't like this fatso design
Anonymous No.712792419 [Report]
>>712772508
>2016 looks like a space soldier
He looks like a GENERIC space soilder. Eternals suit at least has design elements that you can remember like the exposed arms and layered chest
Anonymous No.712794475 [Report]
>>712764272
fpbp
Anonymous No.712797946 [Report]
For me, it's the 64 armor. It's still the classic game with the best aesthetic and atmosphere.
Anonymous No.712798068 [Report]
>>712765180
Weak shit
Anonymous No.712798164 [Report]
>>712764272
Anonymous No.712798470 [Report] >>712798876 >>712805905
Eternal > 2016 > that shite new one
Anonymous No.712798537 [Report]
>>712777154
Yeah they get boob jobs
Anonymous No.712798636 [Report]
>>712777154
Tits aren't just fat, but you'd have to have some pretty big naturals to retain a decent size on a bodybuilder cut.
Anonymous No.712798820 [Report]
>>712764143 (OP)
2016 looks like a dork
Anonymous No.712798876 [Report]
>>712798470
the new one was okay but I prefer 2016 and eternal, yeah
Anonymous No.712799085 [Report]
>>712764143 (OP)
The only thing I really hated about eternal was the decision to make combat revolve around spastic weapon switching.
Anonymous No.712799153 [Report]
>unlock the classic skin in the fortress
>switch to it and never turn back
Anonymous No.712799268 [Report] >>712799440
>>712764143 (OP)
Doom 64 by far the best design, not too silly, not too edgelord.
Anonymous No.712799346 [Report]
>>712781714
i really hope they use the mark iv armours from halo wars 2 as inspiration for this game's chief and don't end up going with this fatso
Anonymous No.712799397 [Report] >>712799468
>>712764272
Finally.... a thread where OP isn't a faggot...
Anonymous No.712799438 [Report]
>>712764143 (OP)
Where's the dank ages?
Anonymous No.712799440 [Report] >>712799576
>>712799268
same it's my fav design. doom 1 isn't too bad either though
Anonymous No.712799468 [Report]
>>712799397
https://youtu.be/CpFdP5yATw0
Anonymous No.712799476 [Report]
2016 is objectively the worst design here. looks exactly the same as halo.
Anonymous No.712799479 [Report]
>>712764143 (OP)
The primarification of Doom guy
Anonymous No.712799484 [Report]
>>712764272
based
Anonymous No.712799541 [Report]
>>712772508
bro. doom was always retarded brainless action man shit. that was what made it cool. that this soldier has his biceps and abs exposed just because, rather than le epic realistic badass space marine from 2016. doom eternal feels like classic cheesekino like the old games
Anonymous No.712799563 [Report] >>712807772
>>712764229
Because it's so obvious they want nuDoom to be 40k so badly.
Anonymous No.712799576 [Report]
>>712799440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJtiQa9WTD4
Anonymous No.712799685 [Report]
>>712772120
>>712777148
>>712777678
>>712780842
would
Anonymous No.712801048 [Report]
>>712778984
Doom was always about just cool shit
Anonymous No.712801413 [Report] >>712801560 >>712806286
>>712765180
Anonymous No.712801486 [Report]
>>712770140
What do you mean? Dark ages is basically a new quake game.
Anonymous No.712801510 [Report]
>>712777154
Shut up pussy

If we can have completely unrealistic proportions objectified hulk looking motherfucker as protag and noone bats and eye then I demand musclegirl with nice tits too

Also - those tits arent "massive", theyre "above medium" at most
Anonymous No.712801560 [Report]
>>712801413
Anonymous No.712804650 [Report]
>>712764143 (OP)
64 > 1 > 2 > 3 > ET > 2016
Anonymous No.712805312 [Report]
Why's the helm on the 2016 Praetor suit a completely random, different shade of green from the rest of the armor?
Anonymous No.712805905 [Report] >>712806352
>>712798470
2016>DA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Eternal
Anonymous No.712806286 [Report] >>712807729
>>712801413
i would never waste my genetic material on a woman that skips leg day
Anonymous No.712806352 [Report]
>>712805905
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.712806590 [Report]
>>712764143 (OP)
I liked that Eternal went back to being kinda silly after the 2016 look
Having exposed biceps makes no sense but its kinda cool also the reference to the visible abs in original doomguy
Anonymous No.712806695 [Report]
>>712764143 (OP)
I like the Doom 2 and Doom64 ones the most
Anonymous No.712806825 [Report] >>712807151 >>712807908
>NOOOO THEY RUINED MAH DOOM GUY HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN AVERAGE JOE NOT A MARVEL SUPERHERO

Who the fuck cares nigga, it's a game about shooting demons.
Anonymous No.712806998 [Report] >>712807069
>>712769870
>>712781714
Chief's armour and size looked great in Halo Infinite. 343 had finally managed to make Chief and Spartans look like Spartans (not counting the wild extra armours... but the more normal ones looked great)
The core of the gameplay felt very "Halo" too, which makes it even more sad the game we finally got. Because everything around that very core was awful.
Anonymous No.712807069 [Report] >>712807094
>>712806998
Fuck you. Shut the fuck up.
Anonymous No.712807094 [Report] >>712807189
>>712807069
I don't think I will, because I'm right.
Anonymous No.712807151 [Report]
>>712806825
you can make a game about shooting demons without making it wannabe marvel or 40K
though they do exaggerate the hate a lot
also a futuristic space marine is not a fucking average joe
Anonymous No.712807189 [Report] >>712807359
>>712807094
Clamber out of your window and sprint into traffic cock sucker
Anonymous No.712807359 [Report] >>712807472
>>712807189
I'm still right.
Anonymous No.712807472 [Report]
>>712807359
Demonstrably false
Anonymous No.712807729 [Report]
>>712806286
Good point
Anonymous No.712807772 [Report]
>>712799563
But 40k is dogshit.
Anonymous No.712807908 [Report] >>712807993 >>712808025 >>712808160
>>712806825
Fuck off, normalfag. Your retarded "badass" millenial garbage doesn't belong in Doom.
Anonymous No.712807993 [Report]
>>712807908
Doom is the result of Gen X.
Anonymous No.712808025 [Report]
>>712807908
not him but wasn't Doom always about what the devs thought was cool and badass? the very first thought they had is "we wanna add a shotgun and a chainsaw"
Anonymous No.712808160 [Report]
>>712807908
People have been memeing the rip and tear thing for literal decades before Doom 2016, zoomtard.
Anonymous No.712808185 [Report]
>>712764143 (OP)
watching doomfags sperg out over eternal finally makes me understand what it must be like for my normalfag friends to listen to me complain about tekken
Anonymous No.712809931 [Report]
>>712765180
>>712765270
good motning sirs do not redeem vagene