Thread 712778883

It's so OVER for you now

>>712778883 (OP)
It's gonna be Femshep isn't it?

13 Years of shilling will finally bear fruit.

>>712780357
Nah but they will make Garrus black.

Everyone knows Femshep is best anyway.

>>712780357
It's going to be irrelevant to the games.
The showrunner read the books for inspiration.
But hey, Kai Leng was there, and as I keep getting told, he was good in the books, so there's that.

>>712778883 (OP)
Beyond was actually pretty good for NuTrek slop so I'll give it a chance

>A show
So tired of this fucking shit
Kill normalniggers
Behead normalniggers

who wants this shit?

>>712778883 (OP)
>It's so OVER for you now
How? If a miracle happens and it's a good show I'll be glad to torrent and watch it seriously (a man can dream).
If reality happens but I'm lucky it's going to be so shit it's comedic and I'll be glad to torrent and watch it to laugh at it.
If reality happens and I'm not lucky, it's going to be just average skippable shit. Too bad but I still have a NAS full of films, shows and books I'm yet to watch or read.
I fail to see how I lose in any of these scenarios.

>>712783529
Bioware/EA hope that an Amazon series will revitalize the franchise like it did for Fallout.

>>712778883 (OP)
Mass Effect already died with 3. Andromeda was just beating a dead horse. Who cares?

If the show gets 3 seasons then the ending will definitely be IT
The game ending would be a million times worse in a show

>>712781847
I thought he was tolerable in Retribution. Deception, which I never read, is the one in which he ate Anderson's cereal, pissed in his vase and murdered an autistic kid with a sharpened toothbrush.

I want to shove my face in femsheps hairy pussy.

What class should I play in ME2? I just finished ME1 with vanguard, was pretty kino.

>>712778883 (OP)
I'll just not watch it

>>712778883 (OP)
>Amazon
>Star Trek Beyond
>Mindhunter
I'm a normal guy. I'm not a statistician, a prophet, or a psychic.
But... How the fuck does Amazon NOT realize that they're wasting their money?
Hello?!?! This show's obviously going to be ass?!?!
Why do they keep making these retarded decisions? They just WON'T learn! Why?

>>712778883 (OP)
>amazon
All black cast incoming.

>>712778883 (OP)
I AM NOT GOING TO FEDPOST I AM NOT GOING TO FEDPOST
Holy shit they better not fuck up Tali.

I have never directed a show before but I have 100% confidence I could make something better than that faggot simply having played the games

>potential gigantic successful franchise
>hand it over to some talentless faggot wokie retard
Everytime

Mindhunter was good. Beyond was trash.

My biggest complaint about Beyond is not the writing, however. It's the soundtrack - the same motif over and over and over AND OVER again. Just grinding it into fucking dust.

How in the fuck did Amazon get so prolific that they not only own the televised rights to several IPs but actually have the billions of dollars needed to ruin them? Lord of the Rings, Bond, Fallout, Invincible so many different IPs yet they're all insincere, politically driven dreck.

oh no, now they're going to make the gay romance and anti-bigotry WOKE. da friggin joos ruin everything!!!

Imagine actually caring about Slop Effect in the first place, lmao.

>>712787486
What, you want to go drive down to Walmart and see all the smelly beaners? Just order it on amazon

>>712781249
Fine, but is he an alien? If he's not an alien and just a black guy then burn the studio to the ground.

>>712778883 (OP)
oh boy can't wait for the next shitty sci-fi show with equally shitty writing with the slightest dusting of Mass Effect lore.

>>712787607
ME1 is the only mainstream scifi media that understands what made star trek good.

>>712778883 (OP)
Woudn't it have had to start for it to be over? I mean it's a TV adaptation. Who the fuck had any hope to begin with?

>>712787254
Because their shit is long tail subscription based so there really is no comparison metrics, and no perception of how badly they damage the brands they're attempting to exploit. And the standard is hollywood fuckwits, which is in the basement to start.

>>712778883 (OP)
Mass Effect was always woke garbage tho

>>712778883 (OP)
I'll watch it.

>>712788608
Yeah, but you aren't going to try to say Bioware with ME1 and 2 are the same level of garbage as Veilguard.

And amazon shows are frequently WORSE than veilguard.

>>712778883 (OP)
Mindhunter was a good show and beyond was the least shit JJ trek. It will probably still suck because a mass effect anime/cartoon would be a much better format. We need to bully these live action sci-fi executives into realizing that live action adaptations are mostly always shit because they are live action.

Wasn't Mindhunter supposed to be pretty good? That was the one with the good Ed Kemper depiction, right?

>>712787515
You mean the awful shit they injected into me3 at the same time the game industry started going woke? Yes let's have more of that now that that shit has proven to be poison, brilliant

>>712788524
Nothing about Bioware trash is ever good.

>>712788524
No love for Galaxy Quest?

>>712788695
I thought they were mostly shit because they reused spec scripts for other properties and just slapped the IP on it. That and because hollywood sucks.

it will be amazing

>>712788713
It was a very good show with some kino serial killer portrayals. The main characters are the weakest part of the show, and it was left unfinished, but its basically one of the best Netflix madr shows in terms of production values.

>>712788765
galaxy quest was more about the fandom imho, it dismissed the actual franchise as shlock.

>>712788786
gow update

>>712788834
It made jokes about silly things in it (and inspired IPs) but absolutely did not dismiss it as shlock. It was lovingly irreverent.

>>712788786
They say these things to apologize to their "normal" community for being involved in the series at all, then they proceed to fuck them up.
>"No, I don't care about gamers! They're evil and stupid!"
>Everyone hates it.
>"No, Harry Potter is bigoted and evil, but I'll do something DIFFERENT!"
>Everyone hates it.
They have to remind their jew comrades that they hate the IPs they work on, and they do it to protect their career. Then, they try to sell these products to people they've publicly insulted, and they don't make any money. THEN nobody learns from this scenario, and they just do it again. And they don't realize why the keep failing.
Then they do it again.
It's not about making money, it's about sucking up to their masters and manufacturing propaganda.

>>712788967
onions of war got a tv show? kek.
>>712788786
I dont mind them not playing halo as long as the extended universe stuff they based it on is red vs blue.

>>712787060
Sentinel is pretty good. Tech Armour makes you a god

>>712787060
Vanguard again since ME2 makes it MANGUARD

>>712789496
>he thinks they will use the default looks for the characters in a game with character creator.

>>712778883 (OP)
Star Trek Beyond is a stain on any writer's resume. But while I didn't watch it myself, iirc, Mindhunter was pretty well received.
Could be decent.
Most likely, they'll just rape the lore and what the series is about, like they did for Foundation and Wheel of Time.

>>712784060
? The franchise is still in the dumpster from continually shittier entries, and no new release for Fallout is expected for atleast a decade.

>>712786839
>Deception, which I never read, is the one in which he ate Anderson's cereal, pissed in his vase and murdered an autistic kid with a sharpened toothbrush.

>>712789732
>Fem Shep is fated to be black because she's a redhead

>>712788967
>being informed about the job you're assigned to by looking up past information is outdated now
Boy can you imagine some dude looking at how humans boil water for electricity and he goes:
>Errm this was problematic!

METV show will be a trilogy adaptation.

>>712789831
Didn't Bethesda announce that they are spearheading Fallout development, due to the success of the TV show? Not to mention how Fallout 4 sales spiked after the show aired?

>>712778883 (OP)
>Doug Jung
Pretty sure Beyond was written by Robert Orci, Patrick McKay and J. D. Payne. That's how the latter two got hired onto Rings of Power; it was literally their only screenwriting credit.

>>712789993
Seeing as how Yvonne Strahovski is going to be close to 50 by the time ME2 rolls around, I don't think I want to see her recast on the one hand, on the other, I really don't care about a TV show that will 100% do a worse job than the games.

With the expectation of what? Not fucking up the ME3 endings, in a show that will likely end no sooner than 2031? Who is going to give 2 fucks about ME after remaking that ending? Even then, the next game is flopping in 2029. Who is going to be here for it?

>>712778883 (OP)
>It's so OVER for you now
>TAKE THAT CHUD!!! Another purposely bad and woke take on a beloved series to demoralize you.
Yeah, I'm just going to ignore it, sorry, but I don't recognize bad ((fan))fiction as canon.

>>712790260
that isn't a chudda picture
you need to work on your meme literacy

>>712778883 (OP)
It's possible it could be good. Star trek beyond was pretty good. It depends on if they include a co-op producer who wants to put the gay shit in it. The gook isn't going to do it on his own.

Amazon gave full reigns for cavill to autism out after the fallout with the witcher series. I think the execs let creative freedom exist, they just allowed those following the trend to be show runners.

I really wish amazon would take Seth Rogan out to a pasture though. All his products are are brought down by his infantile brain rot humor. I feel like he could be a decent writer if he didn't succumb to being a gross kike

>>712790337
I don't like the chudda meme
it's dumb

>>712788765
Is that mainstream? I think it's less known than even the orvile and B5.

>>712778883 (OP)
>Amazon just hires another shithead from Bad Robot to write their next big adaptation after that strategy gave them Rings of Power
They just keep doing it. The guy doesn't even have credits as a solo screenwriter. Unironically, a Halo-tier adaptation would be better (and more fitting) than the likely alternative.

>Mass Effect is about YOUR Shepard
>So we're justified in raceswapping Shepard to be a sassy black man-woman
>Shepard will be Renegade whenever it comes to dealing with humans, and Paragon when it comes to dealing with aliens
>Ashley gets scrubbed to be the most bland, milquetoast, soulless Latina soldier
>Kaidan gets 30 minutes of screentime before Virmire
>Mordin gets added in season 1 so he can be quirky comic relief
>2 episodes per main quest planet
>Half the plot will be show-original so that the writer can tell his own story instead of just copying the games.

>>712790447
It plays on TV (or played when people still had cable) and is loved by normies and boomers. It has a cast of huge names. Hell yes it is.

>>712790447
It's more well-known by virtue of the fact that the main cast were all A-list celebrities. It was the Tropic Thunder or Expendables of its time.

>>712790447
People who don't even watch Trek or scifi shows like Galaxy Quest.

>>712788524
>what made star trek good
Buggy rides?

>>712789496
Either that or some hack will just write some Multiverse timeline fuckery slop because Capeshit made it popular