Thread 712800070

L0L

zoomers these days would be like wheres the screen

>>712800070 (OP)
what does it... OHHHH, heh.

MOTHER I CAN NOT CLICK THE BOOK

This is child abuse

>>712800070 (OP)
HEH HEH...

xDDDD

>>712800070 (OP)
How does he read in the dark?

>>712800378
He has special eyes.

>>712800378
His vision is augmented.

>>712800354
lol

Why do some people and particularly boomers idolize reading

>>712800354
kek

>>712800486
imagine playing an RPG with an actually good story and without the shitty grindan travelan turn-based random encounter slop in between the story parts

>>712800378
It's a glow in the dark book.

>>712800354
elohel

>>712800486
It's like Tiktok without the ads.

>>712800486
It's good for your attention span.

>>712800486
t. nigger
>>712800541
why rpg niggers are like this?

>>712800486
The ability to engage with multiple perspectives.

>>712800354
lol

>>712800486
Boomers believe in environmental determinism. They genuinely think if you read it will make you smart.

>>712800624
Reading only trains your attention span for more reading.
>>712800693
>>712800541
You're thinking about literature, the cream of the crop, what I mean is people just lionizing the act of reading even if it's utter slop.

>>712800693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJtiQa9WTD4

>>712800829
>stellar cuck

>>712800378
Kids back then were built different due to not having phone screens acclimating their eyes to the glow in the dark

>>712800816
It's better than anything else you would spend that time for.

>>712800829
did your bot break or are you really this schizo

>>712800816
This. People idealize reading by itself but a lot of books out there are pure slop, just like movies or games, in the end it's simply another medium

>>712800815
This must be it. If smart people read, reading makes you smart.

>>712800354
I dont get it

>>712800486
Considering the amount of our natives i saw back in school that was all practically illiterate when it came to our own language, to the point fucking immigrants could write it better - yeah i agree, reading should be more enforced.

>>712800378
he's not actually reading, he has his gameboy advance sp hidden behind the book

>>712800486
For those of us that aren't NPC's you can imagine a whole world as you read, sorry you had shitty parents who raised you on a screen since birth and broke your brain.

>>712800935
even reading slop is much better for ur brain then watching movies or playing games tho

>>712800829
I still don't get the joke.

Why do some people and particularly zoomers defend not reading so adamantly

laughing

>>712801165
posing the npc image, you think you are smart? does this make you feel like you have meaning? you are a fucking idiot

>>712801298
Triggered an itoddler

Heh.

>>712801267
But everyone here is reading right now. Unless you have some weird screen reader for the blind, you're reading my post right now.

my

>>712800486
Personally, reading and listening to music are the only forms of media consumption that make me feel good afterwards. Too bad I have no willpower so I consume vidya and youtube slop all day, the past 10 years felt like months because the constant dopamine sedated my brain.

>>712801347
You find it gets you far in life being this facetious?

ass

>>712800486
Reading's been getting popular again since covid.
People are sick of paying for 5 different streaming services only to watch slop, or to pay $100 for shitty video games.
Going /out/ is getting harder, more expensive or full of tourists depending what you do.

Going to the library is free unlimited entertainment and doesnt give you social media brainrot or mess up your sleep schedule.

off

>>712801014
Not a woman

>>712801185
the joke is his life

>>712801297
There's absolutely no context for what the fuck they're talking about.

>>712800378
>>712800449

>>712801014
THINK ANON THINK!

>>712801504
Pretty sure black shirt is a pedo.

>>712801518
KEK

>>712801518
kek this oc or just something you saved?

>>712801518
¡LOL!

>>712800486
Cause they don't want to be a waffle waitress

>>712801567
Just made it

>>712801518
Excellent.

>>712800486
>Why do some people and particularly boomers idolize reading

I don't really understand the fascination with reading either. As others have said, we're reading right now, and nobody is learning a single thing because everyone on this site is not only stupid, but equally stupid. No amount of reading will make them smarter, so why do they recommend it? I think it's because the NPCs want to believe they can improve themselves somehow.

>>712801580
What did you become instead of a waffle waitress?

>>712801385
You're idolizing something that people do every day while slacking off. Reading "Power Fantasy Slop: Teenage Wizards Edition" does not make you an intelligent person. It does not earn you any of my respect. You are no different from someone who watches a lot of movies.
However, I would respect someone who reads research journals. That's actually important information.

>>712801518
Nice

>>712801518
eggcelent

>>712801613
>What did you become instead of a waffle waitress?
Unemployed

>>712801518
Reading the router manual to learn the default wifi password.

>>712801584
bless your heart anon

>>712801649
Classic

>>712801621
>He doesn't understand that actual books are formatted differently than 4chan shitppsts, and even the worst dreck is more productive to read due to the ability to actually engage with a narrative and the way it's formed.
Holy brainlet.

xaxaxaxaxa

>>712801613
>What did you become instead of a waffle waitress?
If you could read, you'd already know what this was referencing. Alas, you never will.

>>712801692
Crash Bash helped me learn to read.

>>712801407
>>712801459
never have sex with autistic people. they operate like psychopaths and will demonise you when things go sour.

>>712801297
>>712801356
>>712801407
>>712801459
was he gonna fuck the short one thinking it was a kid?

>>712801613
>>712800486
Why are you here if you hate reading? Are you retarded?

>>712801636
Do you think reading would have changed your fate? It wouldn't have. Reading doesn't give someone the most important thing needed for holding a job, which is motivation.
I need to filter every single image in this thread now, seeing as the shitskin NPCs are spamming it. None of them will write anything worth reading in their entire lives, and that's why I have most of the board auto filtered.

>>712801771
he DID fuck the short one thinking he was a kid, yes.

>>712801724
>completely ignore the point about research journals vs fiction slop
>calls others brainlets

>>712801771
>>712801813
This was 100% written by a woman.

>>712801613
Nobody will learn anything reading your posts, so why do you make them? Why don't you just kill yourself instead, ya putz?

>>712801753
>never have sex with women
Okay gaylord.

>>712801834
>Too fucking retarded to grasp the point: that even shit tier fiction is better for you than 4chan.
Your parents failed you.

>>712801014
the author is a tranny and the comic is selfinsert

>>712801928
Deflection

>>712800486
It’s scary how few adults actually read books. Is it laziness? Lack of time? Low attention spans? Too many other choices for entertainment? Or are many people just incapable of imagining things as they read?

>>712800486
It's the original friend simulator. When you read fiction, you imagine yourself listening to an awesome story from the awesome person who is the narrator.

>>712801957
(You)

>>712801983
If you like reading, then why aren't you on /lit/ instead of /v/?

>>712800815
>>712800962
They've done twin studies and found that childhood reading does in fact make you smarter.

>>712801953
LOL

>>712801983
All of the above.

>>712801983
>Too many other choices for entertainment?
Probably this one. Also other choices can be done with your family or friends, but reading is solitary and requires focus.

>>712801580
What's wrong with being a waffle waitress?

>>712801724
>He doesn't understand that actual books are formatted differently than 4chan shitppsts
Not the books I read

>>712801613
What matters is learning about and appreciating literature, not the basic act of reading.

>>712801921
found the autist, get back in your basement

>>712802028
I like RPGs and visual novels too.

>>712801724
>unable to form a narrative from separate and individual pieces of information, needs to have it served up preassembled like a completed jigsaw puzzle
Pretty sure you're the brainlet here champ

>>712800486
Cuz readan makes ya see all dem connections, see all da ideas, think all da thoughts. Cuz lotsa clevar thoughts in lotsa books. Cuz easy to get da info, easy to search for da info. Cuz see da way da others think. Cuz compare thoughts and think your thoughts. Cuz harder to deceive. Cuz readan is fun.

>>712800416
MY BRAND!

>>712801983
Personally, I spend too much of my work day reading to be interested in doing it for leisure now.
Still try and do a crossword each day though.

>>712802219
Thank you for telling me. I wish you would post in a thread about RPGs or Visual Novels because I have them all filtered. I think I'll filter this one. Enjoy each other's company. This thread has like 10 posts and the sub-humans still reply to me instead of each other. The only solution is to flush the thread down the toilet. I need to go look at these threads they made after I filtered everything.

>>712802242
NTA but have you considered adding lead paint to your diet? It might actually make you smarter.

>>712802219
>>712802028
/lit/ is pretentious and full of philosophy retards.

>>712801983
I read manga and light novels does that count

>>712802242
Apparently it's been a thing in the publishing industry that books written in the third person have been falling out of favor for books written almost entirely in the first person. Evidently both the people reading, and writing, books can't imagine not thinking about themselves.

>>712802304
Do you like having autism?

>>712801983
all of it
have to read a lot at/for work, come home tired and want to chill and switch the brain off
also modern lit is overwhelmingly women-appealing slop (shitty fantasy romance novels)
but youth reads even less because phones/computers, see kids above cant even grasp that reading is the #1 way to learn anything, since they grew up always watching phonescreen, not reading books like past generations had

>>712801953
>censorship for a censorship
Do amerimutts really

>>712802028
A board is least useful for its stated topic.

>>712802049
lmao

>>712801753
Talking from experience?

i tryed reading Don Quixote and deeply regret it and now i'm stunlocked because i can't finish it but don't want to start another book

>>712802512
Dumbass zoomer moment

>>712800647
>>712800486
>>712801165
>>712801983

>>712801518
Gem

>>712802546
im 29 years old

>>712801165
>Not posting the full image

>>712802587
>29
>zoomer
Did I stutter?

>>712802121
Maybe if you read, you wouldn't need the most basic shit explained to you.

y is this retard posting furry porn

>>712802442
At least in school they’re always pushing kids to read and let them check out books from the library. But past a certain age it’s like everyone gives up on that.

>>712802692
There's nothing stopping you from being a waffle waitress and reading, the 2 are not mutually exclusive.

>>712801175
wrong.
extremely wrong even.

>>712802748

>>712802710
'Cause I said I wanted to post this edgy furry porn comic in a lol thread a few days ago so now I feel like I have to follow through

>>712802637
>>712802685
Artists who draw shit like this need to be culled

>>712802552
>I’m too smart
>to feel contempt

>>712802028
>you can only ever lurk one board

>>712802821
they need to yiff in hell

>>712801959
wholesome

>>712802948
Heh

>>712802512
That's me with the Amadis of Gaul but there's only 150 pages left so I'm powering through it.

>>712801953
>the joke is pedophilia

Damn, now I'll never know what happens to the pedophile doggy.

>>712802512
read short adaptation or leave it for later, you are not obliged to read something you dont like that drags for ~900 pages

>>712801518
underrated post

>>712802552
here is the original unedited webm

>>712802242
How incredibly disingenuous.

>>712803168
i'm so close to the end though
technically i already finished the first book

>>712801753
I have no clue what you are referring to with these two pictures. Care to share your story?

>>712803190
Based

>>712803190
kek

>>712803190
>I'm too schmart

>>712803258
I don't have a story. Furries are autistic. Autists are psychopaths that like trains. Don't involve yourself with autists, they behave like psychopaths when they get upset.

>>712800486
Stupid people are scary

>>712802041
Did they now

>>712803125
oh so you might actually understand Don Quixote cuz you read the material it's a parody of

>>712803119
>>712803040
I want the one with the faggot goku rapist edit at the end

>>712800070 (OP)
L O L

>>712803654
what?

>>712800815
It does.

>>712802049
Legitimately lmao'd

>>712803028
>You are not currently banned from posting on 4chan.

>>712800541
>books
>good stories
lol

>>712803893
If you're gonna post furry porn, at least post something straight instead of this faggot shit.

hey didnt the furry comic spammer guy admit that he does it because he hates lol threads and it's his way of trying to be a janny?

>>712803937

>>712803942
>w*men
Ewww

>>712800070 (OP)
heehee

>>712803937
>>712803989
What the fuck

>>712801784
Retards opinions are genuinely more engaging than anything written in most books I've read. Any time someone has recommended something, it's usually filled with zero constructive information even if it's technically new to me or something I've already thought of. Retards surprise me every day and I have to live alongside them every day, so it's more useful overall. Plus it's funny sometimes.

>>712803356
Zamn, tate looking mighty zesty