Thread 712819892

You WILL pay 80 dollars

Lucky Nintendo didn't get this piece of shit arrested.

go kick a soccer ball around brownoid

>>712819892 (OP)
you dont own the Switch, its a rental.

and people ask why anyone would use PC. Imagine a world where this is the only thing anyone can play on.

Meanwhile, I hacked Stellaris so I got all $200 worth of DLC for free and haven't been banned off Steam.

>>712819892 (OP)
He is lucky he got away alive with this. Based Nintendo

>>712820176
Just dont hack it lol

>>712822875
>just dont own the hardware you bought

>>712819892 (OP)
>>712820162
>>712820176
>>712820427
>>712822659
>>712822875
>using unlicensed software on their online platform is prohibited
>use prohibited software and get banned
>UUUUH WHAT DID DO WRONG???

You can still use your console you retard just not the online services

>>712822985
you don't own their online servers you fucking dumbass you can still use the console if it's banned from their online servers

>>712819892 (OP)
everyone was so mad when the 360 did this

>>712819892 (OP)
What's a flashcart?

>>712823204
Didn't microsoft go further and disable everything except for disks?

>threads a couple of days ago about how flash carts work on switch 2

lol

lmao even

>>using unlicensed software on their online platform is prohibited
>>use prohibited software and get banned
>>UUUUH WHAT DID DO WRONG???
>
>You can still use your console you retard just not the online services

the leaps and hoops consoletards go through to do some shit you can do in two clicks on pc is insane. why are you so unwilling?

>>712819892 (OP)
>nigger gets mad because he can't be a criminal nigger

Why are niggers like this?

>>712823064
all non-nintendo games require a download.

Did pirates just get really stupid or something? How are they getting totally stomped by Nintendo?

>I need this to play backups of my games
>proof that I actually own these games and backed them up myself and didn’t just download it online?!!??
>Ummm I’ll get around to it

Imagine being a consoletranny

>>712823261
a piece of hardware that allows you to run games off an sdcart inside a cartridge that fits in the console, it's used for piracy

>>712819892 (OP)
Did he get an automated lawsuit?

>>712823817
I see, thank you.

Awwww, the poor little pirates.

>all these fuckasses unironically defending shitendo
Nintencvckcoldry is a disease.

>>712823601
>nonono i have the right to crime you raicist chuds

I am genuinely a better and smarter person than every single console gamer

>>712823673
All the good hackers got jobs at gaming companies, nobody knows how to hack anymore
Why waste time hacking consoles when everything is going to shit

>>712824352
>nobody knows how to hack anymore
The hacking scene is better now than it ever has been before. The issue is that there's just not that many commercial things to crack any more because so many industries have become homogenized.

>>712819892 (OP)
Good. Fuck Nintendo pirates.

I'm not saying piracy is right, but Nintendo clearly spends too much time fighting it to the extent that they forgot to make a fun console with games. Instead they spent the last couple years trying to make the ultimate DRM machine which will still get hacked. Do pirates even add or take revenue? Pretty sure they just won't play your games at all if they can't pirate them. So the real fans have to suffer so Nintendo can chase away people who will never buy their games. Great.

>>712824502
The hacking is just a person calling to an employee of a company and say they need their username and password because their account has been hacked.

>>712819892 (OP)
Reminder modding your switch in Japan is illegal and people have gotten prison time for doing it.

>>712819892 (OP)
Why are tendies the only fanbase defending this practice?
Every other fanbase would shit on the company doing this. Well maybe except Apple fags-

>>712823601
90% of games use Game Key Cards which require online. Getting banned on Switch 2 means the system is a brick.

>>712823673
Hackers are dumb and fat poorfags. They think they can steal and then they're surprised when they get banned

>>712825156
Hacking is not stealing.
Piracy is not stealing.

Educate yourself toddler

>>712825218
>Hacking is a crime
>Piracy is also crime

Educate yourself Paco

>>712825101
>Palworld steals mechanics from pokemon
>WHAT?!! WHY AM I GETTING SUED?! I DIDN'T DO NOTHING!!!

>Use piracy hardware on the console while online
>WHAT?!! WHY AM I GETTING BANNED?! I DIDN'T DO NOTHING!!!

I'm noticing a pattern here.

>>712825504
I forgot The Pokemon Company invented flying mounts.

>>712819892 (OP)
>the sky is blue
Okay?

>>712825451
>>Hacking is a crime
It isn't
>>Piracy is also crime
Not where I live

I should start selling bottled water at a markup with the business motto of "overpaying for things that should be free is for the White Man". If these threads are anything to go by I could make a killing

>>712825671
If they have the patent, then by all means, they invented it.

>>712823673
The ease of the Switch gen attracted a lot of normalfag idiots.
Now the idiots are finding out what happens when you fail to exercise even the slightest bit of caution.

>>712825504
So in your opinion gamefreak should be sued to death by square-enix (given both final fantasy and dragon quest have monster catching mechanics that predate pokemon by several years).
Okay.
Gonna tell square enix to do it tomorrow.

>>712825807
They only have it in Japan because they are a zaibatsu and get favored treatment. They wouldn't dare try suing WoW.

>>712819892 (OP)
look at this fat fuck in the reflection lel
the average PirateNigger

I will defend this

>mod Switch
>get banned from their online store
>literally forced to pirate instead now
>can do so, because I modded my Switch
Huh?! What's their endgame here?

>>712825910
@SQUARE ENIX
@ROCKSTAR
@KAMALA
@FBI

DO SOMETHING!!!!!

>>712825807
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prior_art

>>712825807
I know you’re trolling but there are tendies out there that actually think like this. Scary stuff.

>>712819892 (OP)
>Nintendo cracks down harder on piracy and hacking this generation, says that there will be consiquen if you get caught.
>Try and fail to hack it and get caught.
>Face consequences.
Maybe try harder next time.

>>712825807
>your mind on jewganda

>>712826092
>>712826150

>>712825780
Nintendo invented water

Funny, I don't have to worry about this on my PC or Steam Deck. And you're telling me these people pay for online too?

>>712826236
>PLEASE ALL COMPANIES JOIN AND SUE NINTENDO PLEEEEEAAASEEEEE!!!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!! KAMALA PLEASE COME BACK!!!!!!!
kek you are so pathetic.

>>712826657
You are for defending shit like software patents.
You should be celebrating that palworld exist, because it will force gamefreak to try harder to make a good game.
No competition only leads to slop.

>>712826809
>Be me
>Invent machine to produce fusion energy
>Big company steals my invention
>"YOU SHOULD PROVIDE A BETTER FUSION ENERGY SERVICE THAN THE BIG COMPANY!!! TRY HARDERRR!"

>>712826809
Keep @ing more companies on Twitter, I'm sure they'll listen to you eventually, but hurry up or Palworld will EOS soon.

>>712823673
Nah, it's just gay, obese tendies doing shit on their own as you can clearly see by the pic.
The switch 2 has already been hacked.

>>712820176
>say word
>money stolen
we have more threads about PC here than any other platform

>>712827295
>pc bans an account from games on an individual basis
>consoles get a global hardware ban on the internet

>we don't like what you did with the console you purchased
>so we're going to prevent you from giving us more money
Only Nintendo

>>712823828
No. He's not like Bowser who was profiting from selling hacked systems

>>712827110
>The switch 2 has already been hacked
I've heard people claim this, but haven't seen anyone actually playing pirated games on Switch 2

Speaking of Switch 2 bricking, what ever happened to that claim of Switch 2 auto bricking from voltage levels?

>>712827727
Nobody knows because there aren't any modchips.
It's probably bullshit though.

>>712824980
Reminder that it wasnt always that way. Nintendo lobbied for the laws to be changed.

>>712825095
Most of us dont, but too many do. I will always say Nintendo is ran by scumbags but the know how to make a good game

>>712827067
>Big company patents your invention, even after shown it to the public
>You sue em
>They still win in court because BRAND

Now what?

>>712827727
debunked. The MiG doesn't work on Switch 2 but it doesn't brick the console. The games show up but they don't play. Spawnwave tried it.

>>712823064
>You can still use your console you retard just not the online services
And when you buy physical games on your Switch 2, how do you install them? Oh yeah, you need Nintendo's service for that! How convenient! You "own" your hardware, but you depend on the service of a single company, which coincidentally manufactures the hardware, to do things like install your "physical" games on it. LOL.
It's a middle finger to all Nintendo fans. Imagine spending years and years criticizing the digital policies of companies that provide games for computers, only to be rewarded with an even worse policy... and for fucking physical games!

>>712824182
Yes, you should have the right to control the software that runs on the hardware you own, that's a major part of what the free software movement is about.

>>712819892 (OP)
>use unauthorized software while connected to the internet
>console gets banned from online
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME BROS

>>712828296
That's not even NEW TO THE SWITCH 2 (tm).
I think you could get your fucking Wii banned.

>>712827727
how can it brick now when the only people buying a console with no exclusives are the ones that'll worship it?
wait for games to arrive and kids to buy it, then it'll start happening

>>712827727
Bricking by resistance of the cartridge would be a terrible idea, because there are tolerances on everything, and getting your system bricked because you didn't inserted the cartridge correctly or the pins are slightly dirty is dumb as shit.

>>712819892 (OP)
No shit, we all know the big N isn't kind to pirates. That's why only a fool would go online after sailing the seas.

>>712820427
>playing the consolebaby port of a superior PC game

>>712825940
They wouldn't anyways since Blizzard isn't a Chinese scam company stealing their assets.

I'm not defending Nintendo but if you're stupid enough to be pirating with a flashcard this early into the Switch 2s life you deserve it.

Wait until it's 100% safe

>>712827712
What do you think this thread's about? Some was playing pirated games on a switch 2.

>>712830418
Nintendo didn't even try suing for asset theft because they knew they would lose. They resorted to patent trolling.

>>712830576
Playing Switch 1 games through a flashcard isn't the same

Pretty sure flashcards worked to play DS games on the 3DS pretty early on as well

>>712825940
>They wouldn't dare try suing WoW
If Blizz tried to steal from Pokemon Nintendo would sue them too, Pokemon is the biggest franchise in the world and I don't even play that crap.

>>712831057
They own flying mounts in Japan. Why not sue every game with flying mounts then? Nintendo is a bully who can only punch down.

>>712831212
Legal warfare to protect your IPs is something all companies do one way or another.

>>712831363
The pokeball throwing one fine but seriously nigger? Flying mounts is Pokemon IP? Nintendo were throwing whatever could at the wall to see what stuck.

>>712819892 (OP)
>Reddit shit
Go back

>>712831487
Laws are funny when companies steal shit because you gotta prove everything so what Nintendo is doing is using other methods to punish them for stealing. When normal people steal they just go to prison.

>>712825451
If you're a bong it's also a crime to be posting here. Go turn yourself in to the nearest police station, Nigel.

Millions of WiiUs are now bricked due to error 160-0103 and corrupted NAND memory due to long periods of disuse, a scandal that Nintendo has done nothing about.

>>712823506
>>712819892 (OP)
You will no longer get to cheat the system
Buy or die

>>712831985
I'm sure all 5 wii u owners are distraught right now

>>712822985
you don't own nintendo's multiplayer servers

>>712823673
it's hasn't even been two weeks since the switch 2 came out retard
hackers always win in the end, just be patient

>>712832149
Just shows when something happens to the switch or switch 2 you wont get to keep your digital games

>>712823673
>plug switch 1 flashcart, that is already known to get your switch banned if you use public dumps instead of your own legally made backups, into switch 2
>money stolen

>>712819892 (OP)
Bro admitted he tried to hack the Switch on Reddit, lmao

>>712832002
You know video games aren't necessities? What if they just...don't buy Nintendo games?

>>712828741
I never had my wii banned nor heard of any getting banned on wii. As far as I know you'll only get kicked from online games and even then it was more miss then hit. Never seen anyone playing as giga bowser on online brawl

>>712819892 (OP)
>they even got the 'Ick poster

>>712832385
Its an expression dude.

>months of YOU DONT OWN YOUR GAMES PCKEKS shitposting
>switch 2 comes out
>you dont even own your own console
oh how the turntables have been tabled

>>712819892 (OP)
>Ecelebs constantly fearmongered how nintendo could remotely brick your console at any time if they so much suspected it was modified in any way.
>One of the dumbest yet most brute-forcey attempts at piracy (flashcarts while being connected to the internet, and trying to play online to boot) only results on an online ban, for the most obvious reasons imaginable.
And bet exactly zero of the ecelebs fearmongering this will end up apologizing for it.
The smear campaign against japan is reaching desperation levels of panic I didn't think it was even possible.

>>712827429
This is why they ban your hacked console, but not your account. Nitnendo's preferred situation is you now buy a new console if you want to pick up where you left off with your eshop games and online profiles.

>>712823204
Say it with me now: It's okay when Nintendo does it

>>712832668
Wait till you learn about houses

>>712832668
this is how it's always been
consolecucks obsess over a benevolent entity like valve going rogue and taking your games while they willingly live under a complete dictatorship

>>712819892 (OP)
Lmao, pirates get fucked.

You love to see it.

>>712824705
>I'm not saying piracy is right, but Nintendo clearly spends too much time fighting it to the extent that they forgot to make a fun console with games
Usually, the worst systems are those who fight against piracy the most for an obvious reason

>>712825095
it's a cult

>>712819892 (OP)
You expected otherwise? This is your fault, by the way.

>>712824705
Do you not realize they have different teams for software engineering and game development?

See you in the exploit waiting room

>>712833342
>pictureofskeletonwithspiderwebsarounditinemptyroom.jpg

>>712825095
>try play online with pirated carts
>get the console banned from online, not even bricked like what fearmongering ecelebs would claim it would
do you also try to play on jewstar's servers with a pirated copy of GTA5 and are mad it doesn't let you? do you rally against corpos for banning you when using wallhacks on counter strike?

>>712824705
Anon, getting the console banned for online for trying to play online with pirated copies has been industry standard since the PS360 era.
Not only you are supposed to just take the console offline permanently after you jailbreak it, you are also effectively already banned from official online functionalities anyway, so this changes nothing.

>>712832171
>it's hasn't even been two weeks since the switch 2 came out retard
hackers always win in the end, just be patient
This
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All you other retards itt are irrelevant