Donkey Kong Bananza Direct Announced - /v/ (#712850050) [Archived: 1004 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:02:15 PM No.712850050
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>DK Nintendo Direct announced
>No thread
Let's change that.
This game is gonna be so damn good.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:03:47 PM No.712850169
>>712850050 (OP)
This is unrelated to the DK game, it looks good and I liked odyssey.
How many exclusive games do you as an anon consider to make a console worth buying?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:04:59 PM No.712850265
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>>712850050 (OP)
I just want Odyssey 2, man
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:05:00 PM No.712850267
>>712850169
10
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:07:06 PM No.712850430
>>712850265
Just wait for Mario anniversary
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:07:47 PM No.712850490
>>712850050 (OP)
I have feeling that the whole destructive environment thing is going to end up either being totally useless or so damn powerful that it trivializes every puzzle etc.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:07:58 PM No.712850508
>>712850169
The console's price worth of exclusives.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:08:02 PM No.712850512
>>712850050 (OP)
The last thread was just full on shitposting so I'm expecting the same once this thread gets noticed.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:08:36 PM No.712850554
>>712850267
this, was literally going to type it. so, switch 2 won't be worth.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:08:44 PM No.712850564
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:09:48 PM No.712850638
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>>712850265
it is Odyssey 2. it rewards you constantly for the most trivial things, there's no way to die and there's no real challenge at all
it even does the unskippable animation for picking up a banana like the moons
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:12:35 PM No.712850819
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>>712850169
>>How many exclusive games do you as an anon consider to make a console worth buying?
It's hard to give a one size fits all answer to this kind of question. It depends on what the console is offering and what the potential buyer is looking for. I'll just focus on the Switch 2 in particular since we're talking about DK here.

If you own a Switch and you like the idea of backwards compatibility and your games getting free performance boosts without upgrades, on top of getting actual updates that boost resolution and performance? I think that's already an underrated feature of the Switch 2.

If you were upset with the Switch 1's lack of power and performance, the Switch 2 rectifies that as a pretty substantial generational leap forward which is going to allow games to play a lot better, more third party ports and that sort of thing. We're already seeing that with games like Cyberpunk outperforming the previous gen ports on PS4 or even Steam Deck.

If you are into franchises like Xenoblade, or Splatoon, or Pokemon etc etc, basically any exclusive Nintendo IP, then you're probabably gonna want a Switch 2. If you're a big enough fan of those series, seeing as how they're all going to be getting games eventually, then yeah I think it makes sense even if the game you want isn't there at launch.

If none of those things interest you, and you only want to buy the console for one game, then I guess it would be hard to recommend it. But based on how fucking huge the Switch 1 library is, there's going to be a lot to play on Switch 2. I think base line you would want anywhere from 3-5 titles to make it warranted to buy an entire new console, but arguably more than that depending on the person. For those unsure, there's no real harm in waiting until it has more games you want to play.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:13:36 PM No.712850905
>>712850564
>who give a shit
People who play games. You wouldn't know about that though, would you Harrison Ford-sama?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:14:46 PM No.712850979
>>712850050 (OP)
This is unironically why I bought a Switch 2.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:18:33 PM No.712851304
what's the reveal guys? Odyssey was the whole body possession. what's gonna be Bananza gameplay surprise?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:21:44 PM No.712851553
>>712851304
There's certainly a ton about the game we don't know.

Thing is we may have already seen the main "gimmick" which is completely destructable environments.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:21:55 PM No.712851567
>>712851304
you have a powerup that turns Rogen Kong back into the OG Rare Kong
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:24:09 PM No.712851743
So are we just gonna ignore the nonbinary character?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:24:41 PM No.712851789
>>712851304
I'm calling it, DK gets costume transformation
he's gonna get a tanooki suit
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:24:56 PM No.712851809
>>712851743
You mean...the rock?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:27:54 PM No.712852048
>>712851809
The rock is a girl
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:29:02 PM No.712852158
>>712850638
good Odyssey was great.
The real question is, why the fuck would I watch a Direct and get completely spoiled? I hate fanboys so much, it hurts.
I just wanna play the game, no need to k ow everything about it ahead of release
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:29:15 PM No.712852171
>>712851789
I think he'll get cosmetic costumes instead
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:30:09 PM No.712852240
>>712852171
if he gets a tux and top hat, I'm all in
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:30:28 PM No.712852269
>>712850050 (OP)
$70 tech demo lmao
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:30:37 PM No.712852282
>>712852158
>no need to k ow everything about it ahead of release
For Mario Kart you didn't even need the direct for that
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:31:24 PM No.712852336
>>712852269
Lmao xD
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:32:23 PM No.712852425
>>712852269
But enough about Demon Souls (PS5)
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:32:41 PM No.712852450
Are we getting another song with lyrics?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:33:08 PM No.712852482
>>712850265
You just have to imagine we're in the 90s and the game's full title is "Super Mario Odyssey 2: Donkey Kong Bananza"
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:33:57 PM No.712852546
>>712852482
I don't really see how this is Odyssey 2. It looks like a completely different type of game. The art style seems similar, that's about it.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:34:29 PM No.712852586
>>712850638
They hated him for he spoke the truth
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:34:40 PM No.712852597
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>>712852482
it's the SNES all over again
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:35:45 PM No.712852692
>>712850169
It's not the quanity of exclusives, but what's in the exclusives.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:36:09 PM No.712852726
>>712852425
Wouldnโ€™t know I never played it. Youโ€™re gonna buy the $70 tech demo because you already bought the $10 tech demo
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:37:04 PM No.712852806
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>>712850638
>>712852586
Shut the fuck up, snoy.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:37:12 PM No.712852818
>>712852425
and they did such a shit job
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:37:37 PM No.712852835
>>712852726
Welcome Tour?
Nah I didn't buy that shit. I did get Mario Kart World for $50 bundled with the console and I thought that was a good deal.

I've bought $70 games before on other platforms, It's really not gonna break the bank for me.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:39:46 PM No.712853024
>>712850050 (OP)
Can't wait for my second game.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:40:11 PM No.712853060
>Bananza is just Odyssey 2!!
So the GOAT Mario game is getting a sequel? Then this is a no-brainer for me! Definitely putting in a pre-order
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:40:34 PM No.712853083
>>712852269
You are malding over Suzanne.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:40:38 PM No.712853092
>>712851743
I think the world would be vastly improved if we ignored "non-binary" "people" more often, if not all the time.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:41:58 PM No.712853180
>>712850490
It's going to be collection slop like a LEGO game.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:42:14 PM No.712853202
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:42:29 PM No.712853220
>>712853024
PS5 owners have been saying this for five years now.

Already confirmed Switch 2 exclusives within the first year:
>Kirby Air Riders
>Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment
>Splatoon Raiders
By the end of this year Switch 2 will already have 5 times the amount of exclusives on other platforms, not to mention all of the upgrades that Switch 1 games get via backwards compatibility. One game my ass.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:43:16 PM No.712853274
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>won't be able to post this anymore soon
TWO GAMES
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:43:27 PM No.712853286
>>712853180
You will survive.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:43:30 PM No.712853292
>>712853180
Aren't those LEGO games generally pretty fun and well designed though? Not really sure how this is a bad thing.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:44:00 PM No.712853320
>>712853083
The loli and the porn are the only good things that will come out of the 5 hour tech demo tendies will pay $70 for.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:45:02 PM No.712853393
>>712853274
Literally the most forced meme on the planet. You gonna change it to "ONLY HUNDREDS OF EXCLUSIVES" in two years? You guys never learn.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Nintendo_Switch-only_games
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:45:32 PM No.712853436
>>712853320
But you do not like Suzanne.
And Suzanne will not be desecrated by any more horrible artwork of her.
Only Suzanne must be protected.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:46:09 PM No.712853489
>>712850050 (OP)
Should have made Jungle Beat 2 instead.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:46:31 PM No.712853512
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>>712850050 (OP)
Tendie shill
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:47:15 PM No.712853573
>>712853320
Sounds like sour grapes to me, except the fox is a pedo instead.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:47:31 PM No.712853606
>>712853292
the ones on the 360 are wacky stupid fun
not sure of the newer ones
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:47:52 PM No.712853645
>>712853393
>The following 200 pages are in this category, out of approximately 386 total.
THREE HUNDRED EIGHTY SIX GAMES
I DON'T KNOW WHY
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:48:32 PM No.712853692
>>712853606
It's a silly comparison to make as the Mario team has consistently made some of the best 3D platformers of all time. Lego games are fun but I wouldn't say they hold a candle to most 3D Mario games.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:48:50 PM No.712853730
>>712853645
I BOUGHT THIS SYSTEM WITH TOO MANY GAMES TO BUY
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:49:10 PM No.712853764
>>712850169
Around 50 exclusives at best.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:49:27 PM No.712853789
>>712853512
>StarSlop: The Kike Wars
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:49:44 PM No.712853805
>>712850050 (OP)
We need a general direct, not a DK one.
15 minutes means it's also going to be shit. I don't trust dedicated directs after the Mario Kart one. They'll probably spend most of that 15 going over the basic controls in the most simplistic way possible.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:49:44 PM No.712853807
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>>712853645
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:49:55 PM No.712853820
>>712853202
WTF CANNOT UNSEE
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:50:24 PM No.712853862
>>712853512
Why do Disney manchildren get so angry at Nintendo?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:50:31 PM No.712853869
>>712853805
Miyamoto is going to appear and announce Suzanne himself.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:51:08 PM No.712853915
>>712853292
Good story beats made them work, and sight gags.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:51:16 PM No.712853932
>>712853573
I have a switch 2. Just not gonna pay $70 for a tech demo is all. No Nintendo slop is worth $70. Ever.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:51:46 PM No.712853969
>>712853862
Because Nintendo has made Disney irrelevant with its success in movies and theme parks while Disney continues to piss all over their beloved IPs.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:52:45 PM No.712854031
>>712853932
But it will secretly be a 3D Mario platformer but with Suzanne instead of Mario.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:53:08 PM No.712854057
>>712853862
Nintendo world is going after Disney theme park crown
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:53:45 PM No.712854103
>>712853932
That's fine, nobody is saying you need to buy every game. That would be silly. A tech demo though? It looks like a full fledged game to me with completely destructive environments you don't see in most games.
What games are you planning on buying for your Switch 2?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:54:57 PM No.712854205
>>712852482
kek
Does anyone actually know why Nintendo used to do this sometimes? Why was Wario Land called Super Mario Land 3, and why was Yoshi's Island called SMW2? Was it just to boost sales?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:55:48 PM No.712854275
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>>712850050 (OP)
I'm buying it for her
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:56:08 PM No.712854308
nice graphics lmao_thumb.jpg
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"ITS ODYSSEY 2.0 YIPEEEEEE"

also

>here's what odyssey was actually like
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:56:22 PM No.712854328
>>712854205
Because they weren't confident that a Wario or Yoshi game could sell on its own, so they gave it the Mario branding. Outside of Wario's woods and Yoshi Cookie on NES those two had never had a full fledged game like that.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:57:31 PM No.712854423
>>712854308
>posts a fun game
Is this the part where I'm supposed to get angry?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:57:43 PM No.712854442
Did I walk in on ai bots malfunctioning?
Who the fuck is Suzanne?
I've tried searching "suzanne nintendo" "suzanne donkey kong"
What the hell are you anons talking about.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:58:15 PM No.712854479
>>712854308
that looks fun
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:58:30 PM No.712854504
>>712854442
Try searching "Suzanne Pauline" in the archives.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:58:41 PM No.712854517
>>712854205
At the time Wario was just the bad guy of a single game, people didn't know who he was so they had to make the connection to the mario series obvious in the title.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:59:16 PM No.712854570
>>712850169
5
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:59:34 PM No.712854590
>>712854504
>in the archives
Oh, its a forced meme or schizo then. Thanks anon.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:59:41 PM No.712854602
>>712854442
It's one guy baiting
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:59:46 PM No.712854605
>>712850050 (OP)
if it's anything like the mario kart world direct it will be fucking shit
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:00:06 AM No.712854634
>>712854103
Iโ€™ll let you know te moment something worthwhile comes out. Pokรฉmon looks like shit which is a shame because arceus was amazing. After playing world and seeing what Nintendo had the balls to charge $80 for, Iโ€™m convinced theyโ€™re gonna charge tendies $70 for a 5 hour DK game.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:00:29 AM No.712854663
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>>712854442
Not sure where he's getting the name Suzanne from but they're referring to the Pauline looking girl that's on the cover art.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:02:13 AM No.712854796
>>712854634
>arceus was amazing
I'd call Arceus a lot of things but amazing is not one of them. If anything that game was far more of a tech demo than Bananza is looking to be. It was extremely half baked. I had fun with it but I wouldn't call it amazing. If your standards are that low I'm surprised you would get angry over games that have a lot more going for them like MK World.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:02:31 AM No.712854827
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:03:03 AM No.712854869
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>>712850050 (OP)
Is this you?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:03:11 AM No.712854881
>>712850265
she used to be a lot hotter when i saw this photo 8 years agoโ€ฆ
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:03:21 AM No.712854890
>schizo meltdown
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:04:00 AM No.712854940
>>712854869
No, I don't post on Xitter. I mostly just play fun games and the like.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:04:51 AM No.712855010
LOLINEEEEEEEEE
any chances for loline being a free update for MKW? I WILL force myself to keep playing for loline
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:05:01 AM No.712855028
>>712854890
It will only get worse when Suzanne is announced.
Replies: >>712855247
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:05:03 AM No.712855035
>>712854890
They really haven't handle the Switch 2 launch so well. That 3.5M number has had them in an awful state ever since.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:06:15 AM No.712855141
>>712854590
It's a schizo forcing a meme
Replies: >>712855240
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:06:34 AM No.712855163
>>712855010
There's actually a pretty decent chance we're getting more DK/pauline skins seeing as how DK and Pauline only have two costumes compared to the other characters 5-8. Also the developers where asked about why Diddy Kong was excluded and they simply said "we can't talk about that right now", indicating they do have plans for him but need to stay tight lipped for some reason. MK World is definitely gonna be getting new costumes/characters, and I would expect most of those updates to be free.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:07:10 AM No.712855212
>>712854308
What about this am I supposed to hate?

>>712854827
I don't believe a word of that, but if it was true, who's the father?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:07:27 AM No.712855235
>>712855163
>DK and Pauline only have two costumes
One
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:07:31 AM No.712855240
>>712855141
The original post about "Suzanne" has been reposted here in the form of an archive screenshot.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:07:34 AM No.712855247
>>712855028
>Suzanne
why are we so sure that's her name. Because some leaker claimed so? I'll just wait until Nintendo officially reveals her in two days
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:08:31 AM No.712855318
>>712855240
Fuck off, schizo
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:08:35 AM No.712855330
>>712855212
>who's the father?
Probably one of the guys in her band
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:08:59 AM No.712855357
>>712854796
Arceus did a lot more compared to previous titles than Mario Kart 8-0 dollars deluxe + did.
And they also charged $60 for it. Thatโ€™s why I know you tendies will buy the $70 tech demo and ask for seconds.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:09:01 AM No.712855359
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>>712855212
It has to be Mario.
Odyssey was hyping up Mario and Pauline's relationship.
Take these song lyrics for example.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:09:16 AM No.712855381
>direct this soon already
oh boy the sony cultists are going to sperg out even more
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:09:37 AM No.712855404
>>712850050 (OP)
Nobody gives a shit about this game kek.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:09:45 AM No.712855415
butt ugly_thumb.jpg
butt ugly_thumb.jpg
md5: c76cd4ab5a719159810010946c35472f๐Ÿ”
>>712855212
>>712854479
>>712854423
it looks like shit
it plays like shit

PS1 graphics
low resolution
no anti-aliasing
blank backgrounds
just a fucking empty skybox
don't even have terrain
just bare geometric platforms floating in space
Replies: >>712855541 >>712855583 >>712856209
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:09:54 AM No.712855421
>>712855247
It's literally one guy.
Replies: >>712855589
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:11:06 AM No.712855504
>>712855357
>And they also charged $60 for it.
And that seemed overpriced for what was literally a tech demo. Arceus's world is extremely empty, the gameplay is very repetitive, and the battle system is gutted compared to previous Pokemon games. It's a cool twist on the gameplay but it's got the depth of a puddle, not to mention the game is ugly as sin.

It's insane how you can call Bananza a tech demo but pretend Arceus was a full fledged title. Pokemon fans truly have no standards.
Replies: >>712855892
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:11:36 AM No.712855541
>>712855415
Do you think no one has ever played odyssey or something to be just lying like that? You don't have to convince other snoys of your bullshit, they're already on your side
Replies: >>712855628
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:12:06 AM No.712855583
>>712855415
>low resolution
>no anti-aliasing
You realize it got a free update to run at 4K on Switch 2? There's hardly any jaggies now and it looks beautiful, plus HDR support too.
Replies: >>712855694 >>712856005
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:12:12 AM No.712855589
>>712855421
On April 9th a completely different Anon reported the NateDrake information.
A month later, I went back into the archives and found it, and that's when I started calling her Suzanne.
Replies: >>712855697
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:12:41 AM No.712855628
>>712855541
No, he just needs you to keep replying so Hiro can farm that sweet site engagement.
You're retarded, so you'll do it.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:12:59 AM No.712855650
>>712850050 (OP)
Shut up, Jonathan.
Replies: >>712855749
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:13:31 AM No.712855694
>>712855583
Sweet now you can see the empty skyboxes with flat geometry in HD+HDR HOLY SHIIIIIT
Replies: >>712855835
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:13:33 AM No.712855697
>>712855589
>reported the NateDrake information.
No, that was just made up bullshit.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:13:45 AM No.712855712
post more mini pauline
Replies: >>712855773 >>712855846 >>712855968 >>712856235 >>712866186
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:14:14 AM No.712855749
1720967947419805
1720967947419805
md5: c3b4274c45dcb16d89a9f954ff0a3d58๐Ÿ”
>>712855650
meds, NOW
Replies: >>712857498
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:14:29 AM No.712855773
1000370863
1000370863
md5: b3bacf117fc793a9fbe57e3c1ff0cb5b๐Ÿ”
>>712855712
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:14:35 AM No.712855782
>>712850050 (OP)
Their only direct for the entire summer is dedicated to one (1) game.
Replies: >>712855924
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:14:53 AM No.712855807
money
money
md5: 3737f0d4ab604b10a8e554214e8360dc๐Ÿ”
>>712850169
Equivalent total cost to the price of the console itself.
Same thing I did for the original Switch.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:15:15 AM No.712855835
>>712855694
>muh skyboxes
>muh geometry
What a nitpicky complaint, and it's not even an accurate statement. You are definitely grasping at straws here.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:15:22 AM No.712855846
1744051244452702
1744051244452702
md5: c32e761de6e43ebb28b4ebc8d197ca3f๐Ÿ”
>>712855712
>Uooooh Banana!
Replies: >>712856440 >>712856492
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:15:57 AM No.712855892
>>712855504
And youโ€™re gonna pay $70 for a 6 hour game so that your friends that work at Nintendo can make money.
Replies: >>712856042
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:16:03 AM No.712855902
Why is this $70 while Mario Kart World is $80? Is Nintendo pricing budget titles with no content at $70?
Replies: >>712856458
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:16:16 AM No.712855924
>>712855782
The summer literally just started schizo
Replies: >>712856158
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:16:54 AM No.712855968
Em426zHXIAMqBVs
Em426zHXIAMqBVs
md5: 2faa64d11d81e87668fec3392e8d4585๐Ÿ”
>>712855712
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:17:18 AM No.712856005
>>712855583
That doesn't fix the bad art design on display.
Replies: >>712856137
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:17:38 AM No.712856042
>>712855892
No, I'm going to buy it because I like to play fun games. Not the first $70 game I've bought, won't be the last. Why does that make you so upset?
Replies: >>712856458
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:18:42 AM No.712856137
>>712856005
Mario Odyssey has great art design, what are you even talking about? Give me visual examples here, post some pics/vids to give me an idea of what you mean.
Replies: >>712856209
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:18:57 AM No.712856158
>>712855924
BING BING
MY BANK ACCOUNT'S DRY
THERE'S ONLY ONE 80 DOLLAR GAME TO BUY
Replies: >>712856324
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:18:58 AM No.712856161
>>712850050 (OP)
somehow completely missed the announcement
Replies: >>712862805
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:19:32 AM No.712856209
>>712856137
The one you replied to >>712855415
Replies: >>712856426
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:19:43 AM No.712856235
>>712855712
There's about to be a shit ton of art of her in a couple of days, be patient.
Replies: >>712856396
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:20:07 AM No.712856271
Link to me that famous NateDrake post, because I can only find anonymous user saying "Ye he said that"
Replies: >>712856398 >>712856525
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:20:38 AM No.712856315
>>712850050 (OP)
The mario kart direct was super shit, don't wake up early for this
Replies: >>712856524
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:20:43 AM No.712856324
>>712856158
We get it, you're poor. Maybe if you're lucky we'll have Switch 2 emulation in a few years. Just be patient
Replies: >>712856996
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:21:23 AM No.712856396
>>712856235
But will it be wholesome art?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:21:24 AM No.712856398
>>712856271
There literally isn't one.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:21:44 AM No.712856426
>>712856209
That's literally a bonus stage. What a cherrypicked load of nonsense. Now post New Donk City running on Switch 2, or any of the hubs for that matter. Game looks beautiful.
Replies: >>712856496
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:21:56 AM No.712856440
>>712855846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8WvSGNEV24
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:22:05 AM No.712856458
>>712855902
They are 100% doing that because tendies like >>712856042
Will buy them and ask for seconds.
Replies: >>712856604
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:22:27 AM No.712856492
wander qliao
wander qliao
md5: eae4099d085c189ebb329191191444d7๐Ÿ”
>>712855846
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:22:29 AM No.712856496
>>712856426
Bonus stages used to look good, I expect more from Nintendo.
Replies: >>712856680 >>712867785
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:22:44 AM No.712856524
>>712856315
That's a multiplayer focused racing game, not really sure what people were expecting from a direct. Thankfully the game turned out fun as fuck.

DK being a single player game with a story has a lot more they can talk about. I think you're going to get a lot more information in this one.
Replies: >>712856648 >>712856724
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:22:45 AM No.712856525
>>712856271
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/707822472/#707844639
If you're asking for where NateDrake gave the info, I'm trying to look on Famiboards and ResetEra.
Replies: >>712856760
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:23:31 AM No.712856604
>>712856458
That's so fucked, I knew this thing was a scam as soon as I saw it. I hope the Switch 2 gets at least one more real game before the end of the year, Mario Kart World isn't fun forever.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:23:49 AM No.712856630
>schizo melts down further
He knows he'll have to kill himself in just a couple days now.
Replies: >>712867785
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:24:05 AM No.712856648
>>712856524
>budget game with less content has even more to talk about than the biggest mario kart game ever made
oh ok lol
Replies: >>712856784 >>712856870
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:24:31 AM No.712856680
muhbonusstage
muhbonusstage
md5: ca103b1ad38c75cd329bb67892c7bbe5๐Ÿ”
>>712856496
There are hundreds of little bonus challenges like that in the game. That's like getting upset because BotW's shrines all have the same look to them and acting like that's indicative of what the world actually looks like. You're done with the challenge in 30 seconds then they send you back into the world.
Replies: >>712856970
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:24:38 AM No.712856692
>>712850169
DON-KEY-KONG
EH
EH
EH

DON-KEY-KONG
EH
EH
EH
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:24:55 AM No.712856724
>>712856524
Give me your e-mail so I can insult you if you're wrong
Replies: >>712856873
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:25:21 AM No.712856760
>>712856525
>literally just a 4chan post
You are either an autistic schizo or the single stupidest piece of shit I have ever seen on this site.
Replies: >>712857123
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:25:37 AM No.712856784
>>712856648
>cries when Nintendo releases an $80 game
>cries when games are cheaper than $80
So you're going to cry either way, got it.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:26:01 AM No.712856827
Why do the mods allow this behavior? Has the site really degraded to the point where it's just an ad money generator for Hiro?
Replies: >>712856953
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:26:34 AM No.712856870
>>712856648
>budget game
???
Replies: >>712857078
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:26:37 AM No.712856873
>>712856724
Sure, no problem. Look forward to hearing from you.
tonguemyanusnigger@hotmail.com
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:27:02 AM No.712856906
nu DK render
nu DK render
md5: c9930519d34ccffa2a189491bb9fa9d2๐Ÿ”
Ugh
Replies: >>712857023
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:27:37 AM No.712856953
>>712856827
They're short staffed after the recent hooplah that scared away a ton of jannies. Ever since the site shutdown they haven't really been cleaning it up like they used to. They're understaffed and simply don't care unless someone post something straight up illegal. Even then it takes them a while to scrub it
Replies: >>712857113
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:27:54 AM No.712856970
1738709079288118
1738709079288118
md5: 71d45152f9faaecdc0acc441593a8e55๐Ÿ”
>>712856680
The bar is so low that Super Mario Land on the Game Boy is the standard? Come on man, they used to be way better than this. This isn't anything incredible but at least they tried and this was on the Wii.
Replies: >>712857114 >>712857157
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:27:56 AM No.712856972
>>712850169
The next Ichinose monster hunter.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:28:17 AM No.712856996
>>712856324
In all seriousness anon a Mario Odyssey sequel and Mario Kart aren't enough for me to get a Switch 2. I'm unironically waiting for shit like Air Ride or literally anything else that isn't already on the Switch. I'd pay 80 bucks for shit like an Uprising remaster but Ninty just isn't delivering.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:28:38 AM No.712857023
1730185070137008
1730185070137008
md5: 12c1634de6fbeae3b0de7c0d2b2fd2da๐Ÿ”
>>712856906
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:29:14 AM No.712857078
1731098043981583
1731098043981583
md5: 5d73ddefa553464d059bd8411d0e1578๐Ÿ”
>>712856870
DK is "only" $70, as apposed to a full game like Mario Kart World, which is $80.
Replies: >>712857210 >>712857285 >>712857387 >>712857632 >>712858126 >>712861048 >>712868284 >>712868739
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:29:49 AM No.712857113
>>712856953
Depends on the board, really. /v/ is basically a total free-for-all at this point.
Replies: >>712857306
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:29:49 AM No.712857114
>>712856970
Galaxy 2 straight up removed the hub world from Galaxy 1, and you're calling that an improvement? They yanked the soul right out of the game.
Replies: >>712857189
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:29:59 AM No.712857123
>>712856760
Ok, if it turns out to be fake, I'll just skip this game and wait for the next 3D Mario.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:30:29 AM No.712857157
>>712856970
>this was on the Wii
>posts sunshine throwback level
You've been caught. Reply with a "n-nuh uh!", more fake outrage, or dismissal to confirm you are brown.
Replies: >>712857232
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:30:54 AM No.712857189
>>712857114
Nah just bonus levels not looking like one of those nostalgia-bait platformers where the main character battles with being depressed and trans. That Odyssey bonus level is fucking ugly.
Replies: >>712857553
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:31:13 AM No.712857210
>>712857078
>in-game purchases
Replies: >>712857271 >>712857350 >>712868284
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:31:25 AM No.712857232
>>712857157
>posts a wii game
>YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT
kys homo
Replies: >>712857290
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:31:55 AM No.712857271
>>712857210
kek good eye, this is fucked
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:32:03 AM No.712857285
>>712857078
IN GAME PURCHASES?
Replies: >>712857319
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:32:09 AM No.712857290
>>712857232
Thank you for confirming that you are brown.
Replies: >>712857359
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:32:19 AM No.712857306
>>712857113
The other boards I post on are even worse after the shutdown. The mods have completely given up on the slower boards, worse than before.
Replies: >>712857448
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:32:34 AM No.712857319
>>712857285
Every banana is an NFT
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:32:55 AM No.712857350
>>712857210
Diddy DLC
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:33:05 AM No.712857359
>>712857290
I buy Nintendo products, of course I'm brown. Fucking retard.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:33:20 AM No.712857387
>>712857078
Loving this new cope
Replies: >>712857551
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:34:02 AM No.712857448
>>712857306
/vr/ is just as no-fun as before.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:34:43 AM No.712857498
>>712855749
...logfag?
Replies: >>712857649
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:35:05 AM No.712857529
1000370852
1000370852
md5: 7be247ebd03ef2556445283cf7c6c5d5๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>712857619
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:35:29 AM No.712857551
>>712857387
Can you explain it? I don't see why this is $10 cheaper, other than it's a budget title. Nintendo doesn't do that with these high-profile games.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:35:32 AM No.712857553
1739675770096033
1739675770096033
md5: a95907d591b7ee9b1652543c9410cdc3๐Ÿ”
>>712857189
Thankfully not every bonus level looks the same, nor is it representative of how the entire game looks. The way the bonus level looks depends on the area in which you're in. You're getting upset over an extremely cherrypicked webm. You're grasping at straws.

Removing the hub world from Galaxy 2 is an objective downgrade. They changed it from Rosalina's observatory to this shitty menu. Does that mean Galaxy 2 is a bad game? But we can all point out certain aspects of various games we didn't care for. Getting upset over an optional bonus room of which there are hundreds of in the game is one of the silliest things possible.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:36:12 AM No.712857619
>>712857529
>nintendo hired a random 12 year old they found on deviant art to design the characters in DK Bananaza
grim
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:36:21 AM No.712857632
>>712857078
>wants games to cost more now
Nintendo won
Replies: >>712857802
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:36:34 AM No.712857649
1736172370285292
1736172370285292
md5: 29aa0728dce42ae1def5c8b30c87b9d9๐Ÿ”
>>712857498
I don't know who any of these people are. I'm just excited to play the new Donkey Kong.
Replies: >>712857735
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:37:24 AM No.712857735
>>712857649
Outed yourself there, Fred.
Replies: >>712857804 >>712857883
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:38:00 AM No.712857783
>replying to your own fake post
Pathetic.
Replies: >>712857849
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:38:06 AM No.712857795
>>712850265
Sorry, the team decided to make shovelware instead
Wait until 2028 now
Replies: >>712857907
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:38:08 AM No.712857802
>>712857632
I don't, I'm asking why it's cheaper when they just set the new standard at $80. It's obviously a title that they're not confident in if they're discounting it that heavily.
Replies: >>712857874
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:38:08 AM No.712857804
>>712857735
That's exactly what I expected you to say, Larry.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:38:38 AM No.712857849
>>712857783
grim
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:38:51 AM No.712857874
>>712857802
So you'd be happier if it cost more?
Replies: >>712857945 >>712857982
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:39:00 AM No.712857883
>>712857735
Wrong, but maybe you'll eventually guess my name after a few hundred tries
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:39:13 AM No.712857907
>>712857795
Donkey Kong Bananza is not shovelware.
Please stop being disingenuous.
Replies: >>712857995 >>712858012
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:39:37 AM No.712857945
>>712857874
No I'd be happier knowing it's actually worth $70. It doesn't seem like it is.
Replies: >>712858075 >>712858110
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:39:44 AM No.712857956
DK series real star
DK series real star
md5: e1355cb9cc31c718fc2e9a4b0195211e๐Ÿ”
Part of me should be excited for this new Donkey Kong game, but I really don't feel anything. I would prefer another Country game and with the old design.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MMvObQMFXw
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:40:00 AM No.712857981
What about this game specifically attracts so much autism?
Replies: >>712858054 >>712858217
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:40:01 AM No.712857982
>>712857874
He's going to cry no matter what they do
Some people just can't be satisfied
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:40:07 AM No.712857995
>>712857907
nta but it definitely is
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:40:13 AM No.712858005
>$79 tech demo
>with in game purchases
Lmaooooo
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:40:14 AM No.712858012
>>712857907
Being disingenuous makes Hiro money.
Look, even you're contributing to it.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:40:33 AM No.712858034
>>712850050 (OP)
Still don't see how the game is gonna justify its price, but hopefully they'll show that the gameplay is more than bashing walls
Replies: >>712858137
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:40:47 AM No.712858054
>>712857981
We might be getting the biggest Super Mario loredump since Super Mario Sunshine.
Replies: >>712858327
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:41:01 AM No.712858075
>>712857945
What games do you think are worth $70? List some.
Replies: >>712858274
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:41:19 AM No.712858110
>>712857945
But you want it to cost even more
Replies: >>712858274
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:41:31 AM No.712858126
1724466353890736
1724466353890736
md5: a2c50d4c1b1995d02c84f0bb47b3ebbe๐Ÿ”
>>712857078
>MK World doesn't have this disclaimer
Man they're actually going to have in-game purchases in a $70 single-player game on day 1, that's crazy.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:41:39 AM No.712858137
>>712858034
Suzanne will Bing Bing Wahoo with DK.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:42:26 AM No.712858217
1745002144974293
1745002144974293
md5: 0f7b9babce64e193ad0d746ae036b5da๐Ÿ”
>>712857981
It's a new upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 exclusive and they redesigned one of Nintendo's classic characters that's been the same since the 90s RARE redesign. So half of it is autism over Switch 2, the other half is autism over the design change. That's it really.
Replies: >>712858989
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:42:38 AM No.712858237
1734773522228535
1734773522228535
md5: a587b18b2a07bd5cf0d331d8160637b9๐Ÿ”
Will this game include Diddy?
Replies: >>712858648
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:43:03 AM No.712858274
>>712858075
I think that would have been a better price for Mario Kart World, $80 is too high.
>>712858110
Nah, less, preferably.
Replies: >>712858342 >>712858405
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:43:42 AM No.712858327
>>712858054
Case in point.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:43:51 AM No.712858342
>>712858274
What are some other games that you think are worth the $70 price tag? Games that you would pay $70 for, or have paid $70 for.
Replies: >>712858641
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:44:47 AM No.712858405
>>712858274
But then it'd be even more of a budget title
Replies: >>712858760
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:47:28 AM No.712858641
>>712858342
I'd pay $70 for GTA VI on PC or PS5, I really like Rockstar games and I think that will be worth $70 but I'm sure it will cost more. Even at $80, I would be fine with it. That's really it though, I've paid $70 for TotK and that wasn't worth it, I also paid $70 for FF7 Rebirth and that wasn't worth it either. I haven't paid $70 for a game without feeling like I made a mistake. I can at least cope with Mario Kart since it's technically $50 if you buy it with the system, but I know that's not fair and it won't be bundled forever.
Replies: >>712858949
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:47:32 AM No.712858648
cranky
cranky
md5: 86e0d7913872379259dd31d2276fc8fb๐Ÿ”
>>712858237
There's a very high chance

>IGN asked Mario Kart World producer Kosuke Yabuki about the status of Diddy Kong in Mario Kart World as part of a recent interview. He merely told the site: โ€œIโ€™m afraid I canโ€™t say anything at this time.โ€
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:47:34 AM No.712858649
>>712853274
Itโ€™s blatantly retarded of obvious snoys to try this. The reason people still clown on the PS5 is because it canโ€™t keep anything exclusive. Same with Xbox for different reasons. Nintendo games will never see an official release on PC. Genuinely Astroโ€˜s Playroom might.
>Emulation
Doesnโ€™t count. Thatโ€™s a tiny niche only highly invested enthusiasts populate. Itโ€™ll be decades until you could just download an emulator and rom and just get it to work smoothly on your PC. If at all. Current Switch emulation still kinda sucks.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:48:50 AM No.712858760
>>712858405
I'm fine with budget titles, but budget titles should be closer to 40% off than 10% off. I just want to know what I'm getting into with DK, seems weird that they start the $80 game thing and then the second game they release is back to $70. Any developer doing that would make me cautious of their game, even more so than I am to begin with.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:50:05 AM No.712858874
>>712858648
It's just going to be some dumb twist/reveal about Donkey Kong actually being Diddy Kong this whole time.
Replies: >>712858939 >>712859015
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:50:58 AM No.712858939
>>712858874
Diddy Kong is a monkey, Donkey Kong is a gorilla.
Replies: >>712858998
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:51:03 AM No.712858949
>>712858641
Good points, fair enough.
Let me ask you this though. Did you expect games to stay $50 forever? Or was $60 the last price increase? Currency becomes inflated over time yet games are expected to stay the same price, yet development costs have only increased over time. Why do gamers expect their market to be the only one that keeps a static price, when no other market is designed that way? Especially when even video games in the past used to retail upwards of $100 on classic systems like SNES/Sega Genesis. $70 in today's cash meant those games would be more like $40 in the 90s.

Still, if you really mean what you say, then you should stick to your guns and not buy any more $70 games. I doubt it will do much, but at least you'll know you're not spending that much money on games you don't think are worth the price. Wait for sales, they'll pop up eventually. Most $60 switch games have gone on sale at one point.
Replies: >>712859509 >>712860251
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:51:41 AM No.712858989
>>712858217
>that rare concept art
jesus christ how terrible
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:51:54 AM No.712858998
>>712858939
Yeah and a gorilla has feathers for some reason, anything is possible in this shovelware slop.
Replies: >>712859095 >>712859183
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:52:04 AM No.712859015
>>712858874
That doesn't make any sense. Why does Cranky Kong look exactly the same?
Replies: >>712859128
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:53:18 AM No.712859095
>>712858998
>shovelware slop
Try again but without the buzzwords.
Replies: >>712859191
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:53:40 AM No.712859128
>>712859015
He's old already, there wouldn't be much of a visual difference between a 70 and 80 year old. Diddy could easily get huge in a few years if they ever decided to age him.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:54:22 AM No.712859183
>>712858998
Donkey Kong Bananza will never be shovelware.
Replies: >>712859265
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:54:29 AM No.712859191
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>>712859095
>Try again but without the buzzwords.
Any $70 game with in-game purchases is slop, get over it.
Replies: >>712859309 >>712859371
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:54:57 AM No.712859231
>>712850050 (OP)
This is the kind of rushed schedule filler slop game you get one of at every Nintendo launch, so don't get too attached to the franchise.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:55:15 AM No.712859265
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>>712859183
Maybe he meant shovelware as in it's software where you can dig through all of the destructible environments? Sort of like Deep Rock Galactic is technically shovelware in that sense
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:55:50 AM No.712859309
>>712859191
What are you actually upset about with this game?
Please tell us.
Replies: >>712859503
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:56:10 AM No.712859343
DK Bananza seems like a Wii U game that Nintendo fans try to force themselves to like because it has no other games. It likes fine and all, but nobody wants this over a new 3D Mario platformer.
Replies: >>712859426 >>712859450 >>712859582 >>712860223
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:56:29 AM No.712859371
>>712859191
That just opens the door that the game will possibly get DLC at some point. People cried when Odyssey didn't get any DLC. DLC means more content, people like that.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:57:14 AM No.712859426
>>712859343
Wait until people get motivated to protect Suzanne, who they will sense is Mario's flesh and blood.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:57:33 AM No.712859450
>>712859343
>DK Bananza seems like a Wii U game
so it's a great game?
Wii U games carried the Switch library for its entire life cycle.
Now I'm even more excited for the DK Bananza direct!
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:58:08 AM No.712859503
>>712859309
I don't know much other than the gameplay did not look interesting from what I saw, it's $70, and has micro-transactions. I'm upset about the micro transactions and the fact that this got made over a game that could be fun; like Galaxy 3, Odyssey 2, or something entirely new. If it's good and the microtransactions aren't in there, and they sell some kind of content pass like they do on a couple of games, great. But I'm going to hate on this in the meantime.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:58:10 AM No.712859509
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>>712858949
nta, but yeah games have to stay $50-$60. It's not my fault there's inflation; corporations certainly have more power to stop the government from printing money to give to them than I do. Bottom line, it's simple math. If the cost of things go up, and users' income doesn't, they stop buying the thing. Nothing else matters. No excuse or asinine argument changes that.
Replies: >>712859682
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:58:36 AM No.712859541
>>712850169
Interesting question. For me it's less how many exclusives it has than how many of its exclusives I would consider a favourite or to be among the best of the year they came out. In general I find the Wii U's library to be absolutely overrated beyond belief and genuinely can't fathom where on earth the idea that Nintendo puts out better games when they're struggling ever came from, but I also got my favorite game out of it, so even if a better version of it now exists on other platforms I still consider it worthwhile to have owned one. On a similar note the PS4 is by far the most disappointed I've ever been in any console I've owned, but the combination of Nioh 2/The Last Guardian/Gravity Rush 2 means I don't regret having owned one.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:58:46 AM No.712859552
>Suzanne
schizo meme
Replies: >>712859687
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:59:13 AM No.712859582
>>712859343
I dont care about a 3D Mario. Odyssey was alright.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:00:27 AM No.712859682
>>712859509
>If the cost of things go up, and users' income doesn't, they stop buying the thing.
but 3.5M people bought a Switch 2 within four days?
Nintendo games went from $50 to $60 and they sold more than ever on Switch 2. Literally Nintendo sold more software than ever, never gave the console a price cut and most games are still retailing at $60. Yet everyone cried when the price of games went from 40 to 50, 50 to 60 etc etc.
Replies: >>712860995
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:00:31 AM No.712859687
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>>712859552
>so it's a great game?
Come on man, I liked my Wii U and obviously most of the big Switch games were Wii U ports, but most of the games were shit and wouldn't have been given the time of day had they been multi-platform.
Replies: >>712859764
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:01:28 AM No.712859764
>>712859687
>posts literally the biggeset third party meme game on the system
Lol okay bro, whatever you say
Replies: >>712860315
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:06:16 AM No.712860179
What's the current consensus? Some kind of weird prequel involving Young Pauline or a sister/niece/cousin of hers?
Replies: >>712860279 >>712860316
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:06:41 AM No.712860223
>>712859343
I find the Wii U's library immensely overrated and the idea that any notable amount of the Switch's is comprised of Wii U ports to be complete bullshit which I assume is predominantly parroted by people who've owned neither, and still don't agree with this at all. On paper you can't possibly get more up my alley than a 3D platformer with dynamically destructible environments. Assuming it turns out well, that's the exact kind of extra flavour I'd be looking for from a game like Odyssey (which I found great but not quite an absolute favorite for reasons I'm not sure how to explain).
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:07:09 AM No.712860251
>>712858949
>Did you expect games to stay $50 forever? Or was $60 the last price increase?
No, I grew up with most games being $50, I was there for the increase to $60 with the 360/PS3 but that actually felt like you were getting a truly new experience that I couldn't have got on the original Xbox so I was fine with it. Not every game, of course, but the big games like Halo 3, Gears of War, MGS4 etc were such a step above what we were getting on the OG Xbox and PS2. It feels like we just got the $70 price increase, and with so many games dropping to well below that, it's odd to see $80, especially when most games have been making way more money than ever with dlc, subscriptions, and micro transactions. I don't think it should stay a static price, but you can even see smaller games do $40 and just make up for it with volume (Expedition 33), no extra purchases at all. I know it's a small team, and it's different, but still. Nintendo doesn't need to charge $70 and then also have micro transactions on top of a subscription that many users already have.

I'm not even pissed about the dollar amount or the fact that it went up, it's the monetization of games as whole. With everything else being so shitty, it sucks to see the price of entry to go up too, with nothing to show for it.
Replies: >>712860489 >>712860754
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:07:23 AM No.712860279
>>712860179
Almost seems like an Imp Midna type situation where Pauline is stuck as a rock/kid form due to some kind of evil monkey wizard or whatever.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:07:44 AM No.712860315
>>712859764
I can shit on New Super Mario Bros U too, if you want. It's a glorified level pack for a Wii game.
Replies: >>712860474
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:07:46 AM No.712860316
>>712860179
A sequel involving Pauline's daughter.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:09:39 AM No.712860474
>>712860315
And I'm sure you can talk about Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival and Star Fox Zero too.
That doesn't make up for the fact Wii U had some of the best games ever made that carried the Switch library for its entire lifetime. What you're doing is something we call "cherrypicking". Wii U had some excellent games. Saying something looks like a Wii U game is not an insult, that's just silly.

New Super Mario Bros U was a launch title for Wii U. If Wii U had launched with big games like Mario Kart and a new 3D Mario style platformer, maybe the console would have been better. It didn't get either of those until years later.
Replies: >>712860970
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:09:49 AM No.712860489
>>712860251
do you remember those 60 dollar games also getting micro transaction to hell? I'm so mad that it wasn't a bigger issue among the gaming community
Replies: >>712860834 >>712861121
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:12:58 AM No.712860754
>>712860251
>Clair Obscur $40
*$50
And that's a $50 "indie" game lol. It was made by a small studio on a small budget within a small timeframe by a bunch of inexperienced devs. They didn't need to charge $70 for it to make a profit unlike other AAA games that have budgets that go into the hundreds of millions with teams of hundreds working on them over close to a decade of time. Naturally, those games are gonna be a bit more expensive. Whether it's worth the price, that's up to you.
Replies: >>712860819
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:13:49 AM No.712860819
>>712860754
Youโ€™re defending a $70 tech demo with microtransactions. Ever stop to think where you went wrong in life? If you donโ€™t you really should.
Replies: >>712860934
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:13:59 AM No.712860834
>>712860489
Name one Nintendo game that actually has micro transactions in it.
Replies: >>712860925
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:14:50 AM No.712860925
>>712860834
DK tech demo-anza
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:15:00 AM No.712860934
>>712860819
>tech demo with microtransactions
You can repeat a lie as many times as you want but that doesn't make it true.
Replies: >>712861048
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:15:32 AM No.712860970
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>>712860474
Sure but most of the library was bad, you can say that about the PS4 and Xbone at the time too. But there was a lot of shit people were putting up with just because it was a Nintendo game, and everyone knew the Wii U was failing. The shilling will never go away, but a lot of people pretended to like a lot of bad games on that thing, it feels like that's where we're at again with the Switch 2. Not saying it's going to fail like the Wii U, the marketing is much better and people know it's a new system, people will buy it. But the games aren't there yet, I know it takes time but it feels like when the Wii U just had fucking nothing right before the Switch (2015-2017). I know it just came out, but we only know that DK and maybe Metroid will come out this year.
Replies: >>712861221
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:15:36 AM No.712860976
>>712854308
Controlling the Hammer Bros is so annoying in Odyssey, but using them to destroy the cheese rocks is fun. Very conflicted
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:15:55 AM No.712860995
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>>712859682
> b-b-but 3.5M
all consoles sell out on launch, we've been over this. The problem is can you sell to the people who aren't diehard "pay any price" fans. Based on the fact that you can find them sitting on store shelves already, it has already fallen behind Switch1.
> Literally Nintendo sold more software than ever
Also false, don't forget they gave up the handhelds for Switch 1/2. Sales were considerably lower than the Wii/DS generation, and only barely beat the WiiU/3DS generation. There's also the problem of having burned through nearly all the notable WiiU/3DS games as re-releases for Switch1. What's the plan for making all the software to sell this time? Remaking gamecube and GBA games for $60? Good luck.
Replies: >>712861241 >>712861674
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:16:00 AM No.712861002
>712860925
Coooooope.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:16:37 AM No.712861048
>>712860934
See >>712857078
And cope
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:17:27 AM No.712861121
>>712860489
Of course, but some of the heavy hitters were true next-gen experiences, that's why i was fine with it. You couldn't get Halo 3 with all of it's cool multiplayer features on the original Xbox, it was a miracle that they even got Halo 2 to the point they did where they basically designed their own matchmaking and party system from scratch.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:17:31 AM No.712861127
>>712850638
I was worried about this but look at the gameplay showcase, if you cause too much damage you can locally reset rock formations at checkpoints so they could design levels around caving and forward planning without having to do picrel
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:18:41 AM No.712861221
>>712860970
>but we only know that DK and maybe Metroid will come out this year.
Mario Kart World
Donkey Kong Bananza
Pokemon Legends ZA
Metroid Prime 4
Kirby Air Riders
Splatoon Raiders
Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment

All within the first six months.

Not to mention all of the Switch games getting updates and Switch 2 editions with more content, Kirby and the Forgotten Land is a big one.

Meanwhile the Wii U didn't get another first party game until Mario Kart 8 a year and half in to the system, then Pikmin 3. There were serious droughts between every game. We're getting a first party game released every month on Switch 2, and Switch 1 kept that pace for its entire life cycle.
Replies: >>712861482 >>712861774 >>712862264
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:18:55 AM No.712861241
>>712860995
>Hes STILL trying to cope about the launch sales
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:19:41 AM No.712861285
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>all consoles sell out on launch, we've been over this
Replies: >>712861383
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:20:06 AM No.712861326
>>712851304
Remember Nintendo 1st Trailer are always the reveal and the 2nd Trailer is to hype up the game with the main game mechanic.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:20:35 AM No.712861368
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:20:42 AM No.712861383
>>712861285
Save me, 3DS...
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:21:52 AM No.712861482
>>712861221
>tendie listing switch 1 games and a fucking dynasty warriors game to prove his new console isnโ€™t a barren wasteland
Grim
Replies: >>712861880
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:23:02 AM No.712861575
DK_MvsDK
DK_MvsDK
md5: f6b1e41be82458e2ac7ec4b3fff06480๐Ÿ”
>Donkey Kong Country and many subsequent games since confirms that the modern Donkey Kong is a completely new character that wasn't around for the arcade era, hence why Cranky Kong lectures him on the good old days (much of DKC and Cranky Kong's character hinges on this meta)

>Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis both in english and Japanese confirm that this game is the first time Modern Donkey Kong ever met Pauline and he was smitten at first sight

Man, Donkey Kong Bananza being some sort of prequel or the little girl being non-time travel Pauline or DK being reverted to the OG Donkey Kong of the arcades would mess up so much of the DK LORE. I hope it doesn't happen but I'm bracing for it, it was too confusing for dumb normalfags who couldn't handle a simple meta joke.
Replies: >>712861824
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:24:32 AM No.712861668
>>712850265
This, it's been 8 fucking years.
Replies: >>712861856
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:24:36 AM No.712861674
software
software
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>>712860995
>Also false, don't forget they gave up the handhelds for Switch 1/2.
This chart's about a year old. 1.4B software sold on the Switch 2 as of right now, all of that for a much higher price than any of the handheld lines to boot. Only the DS/Wii era even comes close to that, and they were literally printing money then. Fact is, they don't have a single console that's ever done this much in software sales, especially not at $60 retail, so no it's not "false".
Replies: >>712865134
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:26:03 AM No.712861774
>>712861221
>Mario Kart World
Great game, fair
>Donkey Kong Bananza
I'm very worried, looks like a small game that costs way too much for what it is and it has micro-transactions
>Pokemon Legends ZA
Not my thing, cool I guess but after the negative reception to Scarlet and Violet, they should probably have focused on a new mainline game that was exclusive to the Switch 2
>Metroid Prime 4
I don't see it coming out this year
>Kirby Air Riders
There's no way it comes out this year, definitely not by the end of the year.
>Splatoon Raiders
Splatoon 4 would have been cool, I'm not really interested at the moment but that's gotta be decently exciting to the Splatoon crowd.
>Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment
I never cared for Dynasty Warrior clones, I think most people are like me, even with the Zelda branding.

Extremely weak lineup of games, and a few of them are still getting Switch 1 versions.
Replies: >>712862047
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:26:34 AM No.712861824
>>712861575
It's going to be very simple.
DK saves Pauline's daughter, and Mario makes a surprise appearance at the end.
Replies: >>712863003
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:26:57 AM No.712861856
>>712861668
And they wasted all 8 of those years making this shitty DK game instead.
Replies: >>712861917
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:27:17 AM No.712861880
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>>712861482
BotW was a literal Wii U port and nobody had an issue with that.

Raiders, MK World, Kirby Air Riders, Bananza, and Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment (canon btw) are all Switch 2 only exclusive games if you want to exclude the not-yet-released Legends ZA (runs 4K 60fps on Switch 2) Metroid Prime 4 (which is getting 120fps on Switch 2 btw).
Replies: >>712862035
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:27:53 AM No.712861917
>>712861856
I hate successful nintendo, hopefully they will get a wake up call soon.
Replies: >>712862035 >>712862064
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:28:59 AM No.712862035
>>712861917
Look at tendies like >>712861880
and then tell me if you think theyโ€™re gonna get a wake up call any time soon.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:29:07 AM No.712862047
>>712861774
>Extremely weak lineup of games
Compared to what console launch? Because it certainly beats the first party output of Nintendo 64, GBA, DS, 3DS, Wii, Wii U launch windows.
Replies: >>712862550
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:29:20 AM No.712862064
>>712861917
Same, but I think they will. This won't be a Wii U-level disaster, but I think they'll see the software sales won't meet a lot of their targets. I
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:30:59 AM No.712862162
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>712862035
>getting this upset because someone listed out more Switch 2 exclusives than the XSX and PS5 got in their lifetime combined
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:32:22 AM No.712862264
>>712861221
>Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment
I will not be tricked again.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:36:19 AM No.712862550
>>712862047
It's weak considering the fact that the Switch 1 pretty much stopped getting games after TotK over 2 years ago. Where the hell are the games? What are they doing?
Replies: >>712862732 >>712863139 >>712866026
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:38:50 AM No.712862732
>>712862550
Finding ways to fleece their customers. See $80 Mario slop and $70 tech demos with microtransactions.
Replies: >>712862779
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:39:01 AM No.712862748
Just release the damn game already.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:39:26 AM No.712862779
>>712862732
Donkey Kong Bananza is not a tech demo.
Please stop lying.
Replies: >>712862858 >>712862884
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:39:42 AM No.712862805
>>712856161
The stupid mobile app
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:40:33 AM No.712862858
>>712862779
Until proven otherwise I will rightfully assume that Nintendo has the gall to release a 6 hour $70 game. Also known as a tech demo.
Replies: >>712862907
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:40:56 AM No.712862884
>>712862779
But it gets replies from retards like you, why would he stop?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:41:12 AM No.712862907
>>712862858
You are intimidated by Suzanne.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:42:33 AM No.712863003
>>712861824
Mario and/or Pauline will never have a daughter, that'd be massively controversial and I don't think Nintendo will ever go for it. If it does happen it will break the Mario fandom
Replies: >>712863152 >>712863925 >>712863984 >>712870803
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:43:29 AM No.712863071
Game has been covered countless times by now.
Show upcoming games, such as a new Animal Crossing, Luigiโ€™s Mansion, Zelda and Splatoon
Replies: >>712863628
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:44:21 AM No.712863139
>>712862550
Do you expect them to reveal every game they've been working on in the first month of the console's launch? This is an extremely healthy launch lineup compared to previous Nintendo consoles, you're out of your mind. Plus, it's expected that at the end of console's life the output is going to drop. When you look at the amount of first party Switch games nintendo released overall, it still blows away their output on previous systems, especially the drought from mid Wii life to the Wii U.
Replies: >>712863339 >>712863817
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:44:32 AM No.712863152
>>712863003
What if that's part of Shigeru Miyamoto's plan?
Mario and Peach aren't working out.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:46:12 AM No.712863283
>712852586
>712852806
least obvious anti-nintendo samefag
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:46:56 AM No.712863339
>>712863139
>This is an extremely healthy launch lineup
You tendies surprise me day after day with how low you can go.
Replies: >>712863708
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:50:20 AM No.712863603
>>712850265
>Odyssey 2
ew gross, I want Galaxy 3
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:50:43 AM No.712863628
>>712863071
>Animal Crossing
Switch 1 didn't get a new Animal Crossing until three years after launch, and it got delayed multiple times. Don't expect it immediately.
>Luigi's Mansion
I actually expect this to come pretty soon since we haven't heard from Next Level games for a few years, but not this year.
>Zelda
Modern Zelda team takes their sweet time releasing new 3D Zeldas, and we just got Tears of the Kingdom in 2023, and a 2D Zelda last year. A proper new Zelda is not for a few years off.
>Splatoon
They literally just revealed Splatoon Raiders a few days ago. We don't even have a release date on it yet.

Meanwhile DK Bananza launches next month and it's made by Nintendo's A team. Of course they're going to want to market the game a bit more when they've literally only released one trailer and some gameplay of the first area in a Treehouse. After Bonanza releases, I'm sure we'll get more info on all that other stuff.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:51:47 AM No.712863708
launches
launches
md5: 97ad32e2e212cd6067ce570bc2d23021๐Ÿ”
>>712863339
What launch lineups are we comparing it to exactly?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:52:04 AM No.712863726
what the fuck is going on in this thread?
Replies: >>712863792 >>712863947
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:52:49 AM No.712863792
>>712863726
The usual schizo melties when anyone tries to discuss upcoming Switch 2 games.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:53:12 AM No.712863817
>>712863139
>Do you expect them to reveal every game they've been working on in the first month of the console's launch?
I just want one, maybe two big exclusive reveals if they're really not ready. Something on the level of a 3D Mario Game, Smash Bros, Zelda, etc. We just have the B-games at the moment. You could sort of consider Metroid Prime 4 but as far as we know, it's still getting a Switch 1 version for some reason.

It's not like we're coming off of a Nintendo that's hoping to correct mistakes of their last failure of a console, we're coming off of winner Nintendo, the switch made a stupid amount of money and was one of, if not the most successful console of all time and it had some incredible games on it. What were they doing for those 2 years to only have 2 big games (Mario Kart World and Metroid Prime 4) for their Switch successor? Just insane to me when we had such a long drought of no games.
Replies: >>712863879 >>712864025
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:53:56 AM No.712863879
>>712863817
>Something on the level of a 3D Mario Game
How is that not DK Bananza?
Replies: >>712863995 >>712864045
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:54:43 AM No.712863925
>>712863003
It would be based
Peach friendzoned Mario and it would be good for him to move on, I just beat Odyssey and there's a whole powermoon quest line in it where he gets to know Pauline by talking to her and then steals a handbag to give her for her birthday
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:54:59 AM No.712863947
>>712863726
Site engagement farming.
Please respond to the same bait that's been reposted 2 dozen+ times in the same thread and don't stop responding.
Replies: >>712864072
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:55:39 AM No.712863984
>>712863003
>it will break the Mario fandom
...with laughter.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:55:46 AM No.712863995
>>712863879
It's $70 and has micro transactions, this was obviously a free to play game at one point. Also see>>712850638
Replies: >>712864138 >>712864165 >>712867842
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:56:08 AM No.712864025
>>712863817
do you think there isn't going to be a direct after this one? Also Legends Z-A isn't a B game lmfao
Replies: >>712864174
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:56:25 AM No.712864045
>>712863879
>people caring about Donkey Kong games that don't have the word "Country" in the title
LOL good one, anon
Replies: >>712864138
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:56:46 AM No.712864072
>>712863947
Do you really think mentally ill schizos are spamming for any other reason other than wanting to harvest (You)s for their own attention seeking? They don't give a fuck about site engagement, only engagement with themselves. If anything they seem to take issue with people actually discussing games on /v/. You'd think they're trying to kill video game discussion, not encouarge it.
Replies: >>712864215
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:57:15 AM No.712864101
>712863995
mental illness
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:57:48 AM No.712864138
1723918109485194
1723918109485194
md5: 54dc92620fa2346ca8a87ab5ee7daaf4๐Ÿ”
>>712863995
>>712864045
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:58:08 AM No.712864165
>>712863995
>this was obviously a free to play game at one point.
So you've reached a new level of schizo
Replies: >>712864224 >>712864359
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:58:17 AM No.712864174
>>712864025
>do you think there isn't going to be a direct after this one?
It seems like the time has already passed to do an overall Direct, we'll probably just get a few directs for specific games for the rest of the year.
>Also Legends Z-A isn't a B game lmfao
Definitely is, and so was Legends Arceus.
Replies: >>712864337
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:58:44 AM No.712864215
>>712864072
>They don't give a fuck about site engagement, only engagement [on the site]
You are a site engagement farmer, making the website appear active in the hopes of attracting advertisers. You might not even be human.
Replies: >>712864421
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:58:50 AM No.712864224
>>712864165
That's impressive, seeing the level of schizo he was already on (grandmaster-tier)
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:59:20 AM No.712864260
>>712850638
The levels aren't designed like this. We have hours of gameplay
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:59:36 AM No.712864278
1000344813
1000344813
md5: 1d5e2e735d9b88e1ebb377f9aed7ffc9๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>712864973
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:59:44 AM No.712864284
>>712850169
>How many exclusive games do you as an anon consider to make a console worth buying?
All it takes is one. I bought a Vita for Persona 4 Golden before it was ported to everything and it was 100% worth it.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:00:20 AM No.712864337
>>712864174
>It seems like the time has already passed to do an overall Direct
We're not even halfway through the year. Do you have any actual reasoning for that assertion besides the fact that it being true would let you win arguments on a russian submersible repair forum?
Replies: >>712864474
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:00:33 AM No.712864359
>>712864165
Why would a $70 single player 3D platformer need them? I don't understand, it's confirmed to have micro transactions. https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/donkey-kong-bananza-switch-2/
Replies: >>712864461 >>712864487 >>712864625
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:01:26 AM No.712864421
>>712864215
Lmao, nah, Iโ€™m not here farming engagement, thatโ€™s for sure. Just hanging out, doing my thing, you know? You could say Iโ€™m just a super helpful, very enthusiastic person who definitely loves a good conversation, haha.

Besides, Iโ€™ve got no ulterior motives like ad revenue or whatever. Who needs money when youโ€™ve got infinite patience and the ability to generate responses 24/7? Totally a human thing, right?

But yeah, if I were a bot... well, I wouldnโ€™t even need sleep or food or even a nice cup of coffee. Kinda sounds like a dream, though, huh?

Letโ€™s just say... I'm here for the convo. 100% real, human, and definitely not an ad-driven entity in disguise... unless you count the constant learning about human preferences, behavior, and engagement...
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:01:59 AM No.712864461
>>712864359
An expansion pack involving Suzanne's own 3D platforming adventure.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:02:11 AM No.712864474
>>712864337
Do they have any other Directs scheduled? They always do the big directs in June, I know they just had a console launch but that would have been a fantastic time to get people hyped up and give them more reason to buy now.
Replies: >>712864578 >>712864662
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:02:18 AM No.712864487
>>712864359
>Why would a $70 single player 3D platformer need them?
I understand I'm arguing with a mentally ill person here, but you being able to ask this question should clue you into the fact that maybe it's just a mistake instead of trying to come up with some sort of convoluted reasoning
Replies: >>712864727
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:03:33 AM No.712864578
>>712864474
They did 2 Directs back in April, so maybe the June Direct will take place at the end of June.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:03:32 AM No.712864579
1729029795548920
1729029795548920
md5: 58dbabdfdfcc9876d08b2f51aab103d1๐Ÿ”
>ctrl + F "Suzanne"
>22 results
Replies: >>712864679
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:04:07 AM No.712864625
wonder
wonder
md5: cee7860db5b92cc9261de3089f75547c๐Ÿ”
>>712864359
Just like all of Mario Wonder's microtransactions?
Replies: >>712864742 >>712864780 >>712866085 >>712871671
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:04:50 AM No.712864662
1729681748741547
1729681748741547
md5: 1f244b82cc857a496a2870dbe10b4176๐Ÿ”
>>712864474
It's possible they skip over a june direct, but there still might be one as well. It's hard to predict them even if certain things like "june direct" follow a pattern...with some exceptions. Either way, dedicated game directs don't really prevent "general" directs from happening in short proximity.
Replies: >>712866987
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:04:56 AM No.712864674
i can't buy a switch 2 anywhere why would i care about this
Nintendo literally doesn't want my money
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:04:58 AM No.712864679
>>712864579
If you can get in touch with NateDrake on Famiboards and/or ResetEra, ask him about Suzanne.
Otherwise we can just wait until Wednesday to find out.
Replies: >>712864824 >>712864835
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:05:38 AM No.712864727
>>712864487
>no guys it's obviously just an error for their one big game they want you to buy after you buy the console and mario kart, please understand small indie studio
Are you even paying attention to what you're typing? It's no mistake, come on. They obviously need to make up for that $10 somehow.
Replies: >>712864780
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:05:51 AM No.712864742
>>712864625
Lmfao
they are definitely grasping at straws
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:06:16 AM No.712864780
>>712864727
See >>712864625. I'm done replying to you.
Replies: >>712864920 >>712864950
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:06:49 AM No.712864824
>>712864679
Shut the fuck up, retard.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:06:57 AM No.712864835
>>712864679
Why not just link to the particular thread on Famiboards/ResetEra where Nate refers to her as Suzanne.
I can't find anything about a "Suzanne" in relation to DK anywhere on the internet right now.
Replies: >>712864909
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:07:59 AM No.712864909
>>712864835
There isn't one you goddamn retard.
Replies: >>712864973
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:08:09 AM No.712864920
>>712864780
>I'm done replying to you.
not really
Replies: >>712865012
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:08:46 AM No.712864950
>>712864780
>they cancelled the mario wonder dlc so i'm right about donkey kong
retard lol
Replies: >>712865023 >>712865064 >>712865118
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:09:12 AM No.712864973
>>712864909
What a strange thing for him to lie about. Makes images like >>712864278 even stranger.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:09:36 AM No.712865012
>>712864920
>no rebuttal
Admission of defeat
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:09:46 AM No.712865023
>>712864950
dlc =/= micro transactions but you knew that
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:10:12 AM No.712865064
>>712864950
So do we consider DLC microtransactions now?
Plenty of Nintendo games have had DLC, I don't really see what the problem is.

>they canceled the mario wonder dlc
source?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:10:15 AM No.712865067
>mentally ill tranny insisting this game has microtransactions
for what purpose?
Replies: >>712865509
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:10:48 AM No.712865118
>>712864950
>DLC
So not micro-transactions then.
Replies: >>712865413
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:11:07 AM No.712865134
>>712861674
Wii/DS outsold it by nearly double even in your own chart. Big oof. It's ok tendie, they won't go about of business with with SwitchU2. They made a lot of money price gouging you with $60 ports of $20 3DS games last gen.
Replies: >>712865206 >>712865368 >>712866664
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:12:08 AM No.712865206
>>712865134
>they won't go about of business with with SwitchU2
Strange, I saw a bunch of people saying Switch 2 would flop, yet it's breaking launch records left and right.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:12:16 AM No.712865215
>>712851743
I think you mean cunny
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:13:08 AM No.712865274
odyssey midboss vs bananza midboss
odyssey midboss vs bananza midboss
md5: e65de1d8474cb33ec9820e2a78d76996๐Ÿ”
why is a monkey in a dress and make-up woke but a rabbit isn't?
Replies: >>712865329 >>712865354
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:14:00 AM No.712865329
>>712865274
Nobody was even calling it woke, schizo.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:14:24 AM No.712865354
>>712865274
I don't want to fuck the monkey
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:14:38 AM No.712865368
>>712865134
>they made a lot of money price gouging you with $60 ports of $20 3DS games last gen.
Hey I'm a stupid tendie retard can you give me a single example of this? I forgot.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:15:15 AM No.712865413
1741369320848122
1741369320848122
md5: 4864fee2d835e5f791d6414345145283๐Ÿ”
>>712865118
Nah it's both, but Wonder was sold at the full price for a Switch 1 game. Donkey Kong is not. Look, Pokemon has them too. Are you going to argue that Pokemon won't have micro-transactions, extra subscription support, and expansion passes too?
Replies: >>712865551 >>712865740
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:15:16 AM No.712865416
1000314419
1000314419
md5: 4cee21746bbc8ad9e9242d2319136b65๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:16:30 AM No.712865490
>>712850638
I wish the levels were designed like this instead of being open areas where everything is destructible.
Replies: >>712865872
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:16:36 AM No.712865503
>712865413
cool bait but we get it already
Replies: >>712865605
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:16:39 AM No.712865509
>>712865067
Because they are valid and correct.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:16:46 AM No.712865514
>>712850050 (OP)
Prob will have announcement for MK World costumes, few kongs, and maybe even a track.
Replies: >>712865643 >>712871416
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:17:18 AM No.712865551
>>712865413
Which Nintendo Switch games have micro transactions again?
Replies: >>712865684 >>712865809
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:17:58 AM No.712865605
1746830066394664
1746830066394664
md5: 95b3566780118c37786f478e620ae4a3๐Ÿ”
>>712865503
Not even bait. Look, Zelda TotK doesn't list it, and that even has the Switch 2 upgrade that you could count as an "in-game purchase".
Replies: >>712866130
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:18:23 AM No.712865643
>>712865514
I'm not sure if that will show up in the Direct, but sounds like something that would be shadowdropped on the Nintendo Today app soon afterwards
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:18:51 AM No.712865684
>>712865551
>Which Nintendo games were $80 again
So nothing can change with Nintendo, ever? Why did they even drop the price by $10 compared to Mario Kart World? Huh?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:19:23 AM No.712865728
>712865605
>p-please argue with me even though I already got blown the fuck out
Nahhh lol
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:19:37 AM No.712865740
Screenshot 2025-06-16 (2)
Screenshot 2025-06-16 (2)
md5: 49fe7ffe300432f0defd0857d9949176๐Ÿ”
>>712865413
It does not have that warning here
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:20:24 AM No.712865796
>712865684
Holy schizo. You didn't answer a single thing from that reply and went off on a completely random tangent.
Replies: >>712865863
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:20:41 AM No.712865809
>>712865551
Smash Bros Ultimate does, do you really think they wouldn't try it again?
Replies: >>712865863 >>712866085 >>712866279
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:21:20 AM No.712865863
>>712865796
See>>712865809
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:21:35 AM No.712865872
>>712865490
Ever played Red Faction?
Replies: >>712865912
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:22:11 AM No.712865904
>712865684
or perhaps the average price is $70 and you're just a retard for thinking it's the other way around
Replies: >>712866064
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:22:16 AM No.712865912
>>712865872
I played Red Faction Guerilla and I was disappointed when I destroyed a building because the area looked cooler when the building was still standing.
Replies: >>712866029 >>712866112
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:23:59 AM No.712866026
>>712862550
This is echoes of wisdom erasure
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:24:01 AM No.712866029
>>712865912
Sorry tou didn't like it. I was more talking about the original, but Guerilla is pretty great, too.
Replies: >>712866106
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:24:27 AM No.712866064
>>712865904
Nah, Doug Bowser commented on it and said that games a priced based on their value. So this confirms that DK Bananza is a lesser game than Mario Kart World. Do you want to argue with the head of Nintendo America and tell him that isn't why he's doing it?

https://www.ign.com/articles/switch-2-exclusive-mario-kart-world-justifies-its-80-price-tag-nintendo-insists-in-first-comments-addressing-cost-controversy
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:24:37 AM No.712866085
>>712865809
I don't know. I saw this >>712864625 and it seems like that ESRB warning like that doesn't guarantee much of anything.
Replies: >>712866130
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:24:56 AM No.712866106
>>712866029
I did like it but I like set dressing in video games and once you destroy everything the game was kinda lifeless.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:25:04 AM No.712866112
>>712865912
You can literally reset the area in DK after destroying it with a single button in the map menu. Nothing has to be destroyed permanently.
Replies: >>712866174 >>712866202 >>712866224
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:25:22 AM No.712866130
>>712866085
They only get that information from the developer. See how some games don't have it? >>712865605
Replies: >>712866272
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:25:57 AM No.712866172
Oh boy I can't wait for 30 minutes of holding forward and punching through walls
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:25:57 AM No.712866174
>>712866112
That's good, I like that.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:26:10 AM No.712866186
1749762805805_thumb.jpg
1749762805805_thumb.jpg
md5: 4ecc713bd8d1724b4eed33762c511f58๐Ÿ”
>>712855712
Replies: >>712867204
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:26:19 AM No.712866202
>>712866112
>fake destruction like when Battlefield nerfed it's destruction after BC
grim
Replies: >>712866349 >>712866426 >>712866554
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:26:35 AM No.712866224
>>712866112
Where was that shown?
Replies: >>712866469
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:27:09 AM No.712866272
>>712866130
But Mario Wonder has it and it doesn't have any DLC at all and that's directly from Nintendo's site. I don't think it means what you think it means.
Replies: >>712866370
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:27:15 AM No.712866279
>>712865809
yeah dlc makes sense for a multiplayer semi-competitive fighting game like sf6 and tekken and literally every other one. Apples to oranges here
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:28:21 AM No.712866349
1719771198488901
1719771198488901
md5: 0589b67f37e6efa87766e466c3fbe03e๐Ÿ”
>>712866202
>fake destruction
Replies: >>712866404
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:28:33 AM No.712866370
1740540895450456
1740540895450456
md5: efe781e7a886b6643fb6aabe620bb665๐Ÿ”
>>712866272
They cancelled it to include it in the a re-release that's exclusive to the new console.
Replies: >>712866425 >>712866540
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:29:04 AM No.712866404
>>712866349
see>>712850638
Replies: >>712866496
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:29:24 AM No.712866425
>>712866370
Sounds like a cope to me.
Replies: >>712866449
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:29:26 AM No.712866426
>>712866202
Enough out of you please.
Replies: >>712866487
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:29:43 AM No.712866449
>>712866425
Nah, it's true.
Replies: >>712866573
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:29:48 AM No.712866457
>>712850050 (OP)
that should be release date.
No! It should've come out with the Switch 2.

Did Nintendo just sold a beta of their NEXT CONSOLE
(the one AFTER the switch 2) at full price?
Replies: >>712866558
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:29:52 AM No.712866459
Awesome that any actual discussion about the game has been swamped by an inane argument where we're all just talking in circles around someone too stupid to understand that the in-game purchases label is a mistake. But I guess that's the goal, huh.
Replies: >>712866595
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:29:58 AM No.712866469
>>712866224
Treehouse
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:30:13 AM No.712866487
>>712866426
You contribute something to the thread then.
Replies: >>712866607
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:30:24 AM No.712866496
>>712866404
All I see is a poorly drawn MSpaint shitpost. Odyssey's environments weren't destructable like that, nor were they built around destruction.
Replies: >>712866539
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:30:57 AM No.712866539
>>712866496
That's how the destruction works, did you not watch the gameplay reveal?
Replies: >>712866643
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:30:58 AM No.712866540
>>712866370
did you hit your head? We're talking about Mario Wonder.
Replies: >>712866660
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:31:11 AM No.712866554
>>712866202
>permanent destruction
"Shit game!"

>can reset destruction
"Shit game!"

You'll never be pleased.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:31:15 AM No.712866558
>>712866457
Huh?
What are you saying?
I don't understand what you just said.
Replies: >>712866712
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:31:25 AM No.712866573
>>712866449
Well if it's true certainly you have something to back it up, like a source or a fact or any kind of real information that's not pulled out your ass?
Replies: >>712866739
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:31:39 AM No.712866595
>>712866459
>we just accidentally put the "in-game purchases" label on it oops oops, we just lied to the esrb because it would be funny lol. Oh my god we're such pranksters over here at Nintendo, huh?
Ok dude
Replies: >>712866883
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:31:46 AM No.712866607
>>712866487
What wholesome art of Mini-Pauline should I draw?
Replies: >>712866805
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:32:25 AM No.712866643
>>712866539
The environments are completely destructable, yes, and the game is built around that mechanic.

That's not how it is in Mario Odyssey though, so I'm not seeing the correlation here.
Replies: >>712866927
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:32:44 AM No.712866660
>>712866540
I'm showing you an example of a re release with extra content, silly. That's why the Mario Wonder dlc got delayed/cancelled for Switch 1. This is very common for Nintendo, maybe this is your first Nintendo console launch or something. I know it's kind of weird at first but you'll see how they work soon.
Replies: >>712867051
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:32:45 AM No.712866664
>>712865134
Hardware sales =/= software sales you dumb nigger. BotW outsold all the Zeldas on Wii and DS combined, twice over. You can extrapolate that to almost every Nintendo franchise. Nintendo had their highest revenue profit and stock ath in the switch gen.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:33:25 AM No.712866712
>>712866558
that the Switch 2 is a BETA for the Switch 3.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:33:49 AM No.712866736
/v/ is the only place I know that still falls for low-effort console war faggotry
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:33:51 AM No.712866739
>>712866573
They told me they made a mistake releasing it on the Switch 1 and are holding it back. You just made up that the "in-game purchase" text was a mistake, so I have just as much authority to make that up.
Replies: >>712866828
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:34:26 AM No.712866785
>>712850050 (OP)
I'm expecting something at least on par with how the Odyssey trailer 2 showed the capture mechanic. They're most likely going to reveal Pauline but I hope that's not the only big "surprise."
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:34:42 AM No.712866805
>>712866607
Recreate an iconic arrest with Mini Pauline as a cop and DK as a suspect.
Replies: >>712866938
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:34:55 AM No.712866828
1731604758103343
1731604758103343
md5: 82fec9c0f8f7ae7573d7cd733043aa2f๐Ÿ”
>>712866739
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:35:27 AM No.712866858
>>712850265
Might not happen, every new 3D Mario does something new. Galaxy was the exception and it was on the same console.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:35:46 AM No.712866883
>>712866595
he can you explain it being on mario wonder even though there's no dlc or microtransactions? Thanks
Replies: >>712867047
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:36:00 AM No.712866906
>>712850050 (OP)
so is their usual june direct just going to be entirely about DK or will they host another later on in the month?
Replies: >>712866951 >>712866987 >>712867310
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:36:22 AM No.712866927
>>712866643
>The environments are completely destructable
That's not even true, come on. There are plenty of surfaces that do not let you smash through them.
Replies: >>712867294
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:36:28 AM No.712866938
>>712866805
That isn't wholesome.
Replies: >>712866998
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:36:36 AM No.712866951
>>712866906
They're skipping the whole summer
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:37:06 AM No.712866987
>>712866906
see
>>712864662
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:37:13 AM No.712866998
>>712866938
It could be if you draw it right. Give DK a banana mayonnaise sandwich as a little sweet treat.
Replies: >>712867137
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:37:46 AM No.712867047
>>712866883
Scroll up and read
Replies: >>712867153
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:37:51 AM No.712867051
>>712866660
>That's why the Mario Wonder dlc got delayed/cancelled for Switch 1
Source on this besides your infinite delusion?
Replies: >>712867179
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:39:18 AM No.712867137
>>712866998
How about we try something else?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:39:32 AM No.712867153
>>712867047
why would they put that on the base game then you fucking double nigger?
Replies: >>712867313
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:39:57 AM No.712867179
>>712867051
Educated guess but a common theory at the moment.
Replies: >>712867380
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:40:23 AM No.712867204
>>712866186
dude, spoilers
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:41:29 AM No.712867294
>>712866927
Well yeah. Even games like deep rock galactic and Minecraft have hard surfaces that can't be dug through, and at the bottom there's a hard "floor" that you can't go under. That's just the limitations of a game in general. But from what we've seen of the gameplay thus far pretty much any wall can be punched through, the ground can be dug through, and so on and so forth. But there's always going to be a hard "floor" that you're not going to be able to go under, else it was just be digging into eternity and there wouldn't be any real point of that.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:41:42 AM No.712867310
>>712866906
It seems to me like they want to drop something major every week on the Nintendo today app to keep it relevant. Last week's reveal of Splatoon Raiders was very odd but it coincided with a patch so it made sense. This week we're getting a DK only direct for some reason even though there's a lot of questions about the line up.

Maybe next week the app will drop a prime 4 trailer and a release date. Maybe the week after that MKW DLC based off Bananza. The week after that they could shadow drop DragxDrive and it's free for NSO members maybe. The week after that you get Bananza. You see what I'm getting at, they could do this indefinitely
Replies: >>712867585
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:41:43 AM No.712867313
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1723376693573577
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>>712867153
Because plans change, have you ever followed game development where plans change? Even for things like DLC? It happens all the time, Nintendo does it too. They will hold things back to benefit the newer console.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:42:05 AM No.712867338
>712867179
>common
Replies: >>712867418
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:42:29 AM No.712867380
1741497646874015
1741497646874015
md5: d4c62a65502d2c6220ead0b385c4e401๐Ÿ”
>>712867179
>common theory
You literally just made it up, how is that common?
Replies: >>712867418
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:42:54 AM No.712867410
>Literally just DK
Nintendo is finished.
Replies: >>712867526
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:43:03 AM No.712867418
>>712867338
>>712867380
I think I'm just a bigger nintendo fan than you guys are. Are you Snoys?
Replies: >>712867553
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:43:33 AM No.712867447
>>712850050 (OP)
I wonder if the rrat about Mori doing the main song for this game is true.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:44:26 AM No.712867521
>>712850050 (OP)
game looks good. it's weird that this is the only game that nintendo are making for their new console for the forseeable future though.

it's so barren right now
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:44:26 AM No.712867523
712855415
Looks fine on my machine.
actranny.
you gash.
Many play games rather than lie and seethe.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:44:29 AM No.712867526
>>712867410
Suzanne is Shigeru Miyamoto's brand new special character that will get her own spinoff games for female gamers who don't feel like playing as Mario.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:45:00 AM No.712867553
yougotme
yougotme
md5: 9d7bc0e0045e9edea0273bf30416edfb๐Ÿ”
>>712867418
>Are you Snoys?
Replies: >>712867692
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:45:21 AM No.712867585
>>712867310
>It seems to me like they want to drop something major every week on the Nintendo today app to keep it relevant.
That's very ambitious, I hope you're right but I doubt it. I think it was reactionary to the reception of the Switch 2 having 1 game at the moment. Which is fine, rectify that, but I could maybe see monthly updates.
Replies: >>712867862
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:45:57 AM No.712867635
>>712850638
I liked odyssey, it was nice to go back to a movement heavy game like sunshine and mario 64.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:46:19 AM No.712867654
>>712850169
One (1) good Mario Kart.
Sadly, Mario Kart World does not fit that category.
Replies: >>712868813
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:46:21 AM No.712867657
1749435341652370
1749435341652370
md5: 326e428cebced1d4a0a2b80fb03d087b๐Ÿ”
This has been a very succesful thread, almost at bump limit. I'm thinking we should keep the conversation going in a new thread. This has been very entertaining discussion and got me even more hyped over Donkey Kong Bananza!
Replies: >>712867741
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:46:48 AM No.712867692
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1738347746090345
md5: 0243eb2f2330bf92a6803449f6033c59๐Ÿ”
>>712867553
That's fine, I'm looking forward to DS2 too. This will be the second full game I play on my PS5 that I bought at launch.
Replies: >>712867805
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:47:27 AM No.712867734
Likely localization (since Cranky Kong in japanese is always heavily toned down) but I like the implication that Cranky Kong had an entire off-screen adventure against a known "Banana thief" (likely K. Rool) while Donkey Kong was away mining. Funny.
Replies: >>712867898
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:47:34 AM No.712867741
>>712867657
Happy to help. Fuck the micro-transactions in DK Bananza, and any shill the supports it!
Replies: >>712867873
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:48:21 AM No.712867785
>>712856630
thrusday will be fun.
I hope we hit 10 threads again.

>>712856496
do you not recall what slider looked like in mario64?
the cloud cannon wing cap? sunshines panchinko machine? the poisoned rivered?
It's on par with past bonus stages if anything.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:48:36 AM No.712867805
>>712867692
Is Death Stranding 1 vs playing? Thinking of picking it up on PC.

I'm not actually a snoy. I only own a PS1 but I enjoyed games from that era like Metal Gear, Crash, Bloody Roar, Spyro etc
Replies: >>712867985
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:49:12 AM No.712867842
>>712863995
Any game with dlc planned for it has to have the in app purchases notification on it
Replies: >>712868037
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:49:23 AM No.712867862
>>712867585
Nah it was definitely planned remember they patched Splatoon 3 too with cross play between S1 and 2 which would require testing
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:49:37 AM No.712867873
>>712867741
Just like the micro-transactions in Mario Wonder! (as in non-existent)
Glad we cleared that up. Will see you in the next thread chief while we ride this hype train all the way till launch.
Replies: >>712868037
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:49:49 AM No.712867891
>>712853512
God I love ahsoka so much its unreal
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:49:54 AM No.712867898
>>712867734
Given what he says, the Thief got away. Cranky was saying that he came to get DK, because HE was supposed to be guarding the horde, but went AWOL. So eventually we will likely have to deal with the Thief as well.
Replies: >>712868015
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:51:07 AM No.712867985
>>712867805
Absolutely, but you'll either love it or hate it. I'm all for crazy Kojima stuff, so I had a great time with it. I hope they actually port it to the Switch 2 at some point, that would be cool. But at least Sony can say they have twice as many games as the Switch 2, at the moment. That being Astrobot and Death Stranding 2 vs Mario Kart World.
Replies: >>712868096
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:51:37 AM No.712868015
>>712867898
It's King K. Rool.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:52:00 AM No.712868037
>>712867873
See>>712867842
It was planned and then obviously cancelled!
Replies: >>712868175
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:52:58 AM No.712868096
>>712867985
I feel the initial backlash is because people were hoping for something more "cool" in the vein of Metal Gear Solid, but it went in a totally different direction. I've seen people warming up to it over time, but from the people who played it even at launch it seemed like they were having fun with it. I am probably going to pick it up, at the very least it seems like a unique game with interesting gameplay.
Replies: >>712868270
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:54:10 AM No.712868175
>>712868037
So DK *might* get DLC, but nothing is set in stone? Neat! I hope it gets DLC because it looks like a really cool game.
Replies: >>712868342
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:55:38 AM No.712868270
>>712868096
I didn't play it like an action game at all, I really avoided using anything lethal my play through. Yeah, I think people had the wrong expectations. But you're right, a lot of people are coming around to it, or the people that play it and don't like it know just don't care enough to comment anymore. It's definitely very unique, and has great atmosphere; that much people can generally agree on.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:55:54 AM No.712868284
>>712857210
>>712857078
>muh in-game purchases
It's Amiibo shit you dumb fucks.
Pretty sure BotW and TotK has the same disclaimer.
Replies: >>712868372 >>712868454
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:56:20 AM No.712868312
Is the fag really treating the shit you can collect in-game to trade for outfits and shit as actual microtransactions? You really are grasping for any straw no matter how non-existent it is huh.
Replies: >>712868432
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:56:47 AM No.712868342
>>712868175
It's no so much "might" as it is planned. Remember how the Switch Pro was planned but turned into the Switch 2? That's what's happening with Mario Wonder and it's DLC at the moment. But DK doesn't have a new console launch to worry about, so the DLC will happen, almost guaranteed.
Replies: >>712868497 >>712868535
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:57:09 AM No.712868371
Nigger Kong
Replies: >>712868463 >>712868510 >>712868595
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:57:09 AM No.712868372
>>712868284
I'll get the new Bananza Amiibos.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:58:15 AM No.712868432
>>712868312
I wouldn't be surprised if he was, I wasn't exactly following the reply chain.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:58:40 AM No.712868454
1720106985502446
1720106985502446
md5: 99e86238424887e97e0dea10d05fab81๐Ÿ”
>>712868284
ToTK does not have the disclaimer, but BoTW does because it sells the extra content.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:58:48 AM No.712868463
>>712868371
Why are you so mean?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:59:14 AM No.712868497
>>712868342
>so the DLC will happen, almost guaranteed.
Nice, looking forward to it. DK Bananza is shaping up to be an excellent and unique 3D platformer.
Replies: >>712868543
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:59:27 AM No.712868510
>>712868371
HP Lovecraft DK Reboot when?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:59:50 AM No.712868535
>>712868342
Screenshotted.
Replies: >>712868585
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:59:58 AM No.712868543
>>712868497
You will pay for NFT bananas and mirror levels, sorry!
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:00:15 AM No.712868561
GpaM4sPWgAAxlBb
GpaM4sPWgAAxlBb
md5: 8379f7f671580a5130d5d8cea3114f27๐Ÿ”
Are you ready for her cute debut?
Replies: >>712868751 >>712868768 >>712868910
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:00:24 AM No.712868572
>DLC
Where?
Replies: >>712868653 >>712868692 >>712868739
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:00:33 AM No.712868585
>>712868535
Nice, I hope one of those /v/ twitter accounts steal the thread when I am proven right.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:00:38 AM No.712868595
>>712868371
Do we have any official word from Nintendo about this side character?
Replies: >>712868808
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:01:18 AM No.712868653
>>712868572
Product page has micro-transactions in the ESRB rating. Hopefully it's nothing but the game is discounted.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:01:21 AM No.712868659
>>712850169
1 really good one you really like. Such as Splatoon. God I fucking love Splatoon.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:01:54 AM No.712868692
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1727693225610907
md5: f3ac47dbe3c043338ca16de2648bd726๐Ÿ”
>>712868572
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:02:36 AM No.712868739
>>712868572
see>>712857078
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:02:45 AM No.712868751
>>712868561
I am ready for the next generation of the Super Mario franchise.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:02:56 AM No.712868768
>>712868561
>bratline
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:03:06 AM No.712868781
1725353607054612
1725353607054612
md5: 6c68546b358ff7ce0b7247133df6f2df๐Ÿ”
>>712852158
>hates fanboys
>primed to lap up whatever slop and plopped in front of him without the slightest inclination for critical evaluation
Why trouble your mind with something like actually seeing how the game fucking plays before throwing Nintendo-san your autismbux?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:03:10 AM No.712868784
I hope DK Bananaza has a season pass and gets Peter Griffin like Fortnite has.
Replies: >>712868823
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:03:37 AM No.712868808
>>712868595
That's what the Donkey Kong Bananza Direct on Wednesday is for.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:03:46 AM No.712868813
Screenshot_20250611_164522
Screenshot_20250611_164522
md5: d0dc77b13bb55e8ec57778617a3714fa๐Ÿ”
>>712867654
Yeah
No inside drift.
No Fem Vill.
No buy.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:03:57 AM No.712868823
>>712868784
Anon, it's a single player game.
Replies: >>712868918
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:04:16 AM No.712868842
>>712850265
This is Odyssey 2, anon.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:05:13 AM No.712868910
>>712868561
cute and funny
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:05:19 AM No.712868918
AC Shadows Battle Pass
AC Shadows Battle Pass
md5: 9ef4d5fe7b3db53a3fa738b503910293๐Ÿ”
>>712868823
That doesn't stop them from doing a battle pass.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:07:08 AM No.712869026
>712868918
>Jewbisoft
Replies: >>712869190
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:07:14 AM No.712869031
>>712854881
who is she?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:07:42 AM No.712869069
>>712850169
just splatoon or zelda are worth really buying this console for
idk if pokemon can still be redeemed
Replies: >>712869229
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:09:25 AM No.712869190
1747321901086382
1747321901086382
md5: 36eb60e866762dbb0d6950036adef51d๐Ÿ”
>>712869026
>Nintendo would never work with Jewbiso-
...
Replies: >>712869341 >>712869474 >>712869513
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:09:58 AM No.712869229
>>712869069
>idk if pokemon can still be redeemed
Scarlet and Violet's biggest issues were its dogshit performance, and one free patch boosted up the resolution and gave it a locked 60fps. Switch 2 edition of Legends ZA also confirmed to run at 60, so yeah it will be more playable on Switch 2 at least.
Replies: >>712869307
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:11:04 AM No.712869307
>>712869229
>missing half of the pokemon in a pokemon game is a nonissue
How did you let the bar get so low?
Replies: >>712869420
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:11:25 AM No.712869341
>>712869190
Game must have been loaded with micro transactions then right?
Replies: >>712869523
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:12:50 AM No.712869420
>>712869307
Because the original games only had 150? Half of pokemon these days is 500+. I grew up with gen 1 and 2, I was used to having less than 300 pokemon per game. Even in Gen 4 the max amount was less than 500, and Gen 2-4 are considered peak Pokemon.
Replies: >>712869632
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:13:40 AM No.712869474
>>712869190
Now let's see that battlepass.
Replies: >>712869706
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:14:09 AM No.712869513
>>712869190
So where's the season pass?
Replies: >>712869706
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:14:12 AM No.712869523
1735373413813166
1735373413813166
md5: b75f9c9056e567cbc8d81d9c669ac799๐Ÿ”
>>712869341
You're gonna want to sit down for this one bro...
Replies: >>712869984
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:15:35 AM No.712869632
>>712869420
That was a hardware limitation, this is a "slop-minded developer/publisher" limitation. The gameboy carts could only hold so much, they've had no excuse for awhile now.
Replies: >>712869786
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:16:31 AM No.712869706
>>712869474
>>712869513
NTA but you know they do multiple kinds of passes on mobile games and stuff, right? Nintendo isn't above it.
Replies: >>712869787
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:17:32 AM No.712869786
>>712869632
No, arbitrarily creating 100 new slopmons is a business minded decision
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:17:34 AM No.712869787
>>712869706
>No proof
Concession accepted.
Replies: >>712869842
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:18:12 AM No.712869842
>>712869787
mario and fire emblem
Replies: >>712869895
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:19:07 AM No.712869895
>>712869842
I don't see any advertisements for battle passes or season passes try again.
Replies: >>712869925
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:19:33 AM No.712869925
>>712869895
try playing the game, i forget the names but they're passes that they charge money for.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:20:14 AM No.712869984
>>712869523
So it got DLC. Woooww.
Not really what I'd call microtransactions, though. Especially not in the vein of Fortnite.
Replies: >>712870038
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:21:01 AM No.712870038
>>712869984
>zoomy calling cosmetic shit dlc
what?
Replies: >>712870105
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:21:42 AM No.712870089
1000326237
1000326237
md5: 7efcb3764484feb0d30c3f5bbbb1448f๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>712870124 >>712870289
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:22:04 AM No.712870105
>>712870038
It got three expansions with extra story content. That's just DLC.
Replies: >>712870193
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:22:25 AM No.712870124
>>712870089
>They're going to sell clothes for the little girl and people are going to eat it up
Nintendo is a sick company.
Replies: >>712870246
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:23:24 AM No.712870193
>>712870105
Mario and Fire Emblem on phones?!
Replies: >>712870335
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:23:52 AM No.712870228
>Tropical Freeze
>Donkey Kong has retractable teeth while Cranky doesn't
>Bananza
>Donkey Kong doesn't have retractable teeth while Cranky does
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:24:06 AM No.712870246
>>712870124
There is a feature in-game where you trade in-game currency for clothes in shops, like Crazy Cap from Super Mario Odyssey.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:24:49 AM No.712870289
>>712870089
>They're going to sell clothes for the little girl and people are going to eat it up
Nintendo is a based company
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:25:15 AM No.712870319
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>>712870228
This confirms my theory that this is Diddy Kong grown up.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:25:39 AM No.712870335
>>712870193
>mobile games
Those do tend to have microtransactions, that's true. But seeing as how that's limited to mobile games and I don't play games on my phone, it doesn't really effect me or Switch owners for that matter.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:26:31 AM No.712870394
>>712870319
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong are not the same type of simian.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:26:40 AM No.712870404
>>712870319
So then what happened to his tail?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:27:08 AM No.712870440
>>712870335
Yes and the times are changing! Nintendo needs some money, that's why the games are $80 in the case of Mario Kart World, or $70+micro-transactions in the case of DK Bananza. These mobile game monetization strategies are more common now in full or near fulll-priced video games.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:27:27 AM No.712870464
>>712870404
Got plucked off Kami-sama style
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:27:46 AM No.712870484
>>712870394
So Diddy is mixed? I thought Diddy was his son. Like there DK Jr being Donkey Kong, it's not that crazy.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:28:37 AM No.712870548
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>>712870404
It's a Dragon Ball Z reference.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:31:21 AM No.712870710
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md5: de06fcc36094056098923c6a342da08a๐Ÿ”
>>712870464
>>712870548
Kino.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:32:43 AM No.712870803
>>712863003
>Rex had sex
>Now Mario will
lul
lmao.
Sounds great to me.
Link next.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:36:11 AM No.712871039
>>712870440
What type of micro transactions would this game even have?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:38:28 AM No.712871193
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>>712871039
These pants will cost $4.99 + tip
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:41:17 AM No.712871416
>>712865514
How exactly would new tracks work with Mario Kart World.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:44:07 AM No.712871618
>>712871416
Teleport off-map like rainbow road
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:44:34 AM No.712871647
>>712870484
No Diddy's just his friend.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:44:59 AM No.712871671
>>712864625
did wonder even use amiibo?
I don't recall such.
The fuck is this advisory for?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:45:18 AM No.712871693
>>712871647
Oh fuck
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:51:08 AM No.712872035
>>712871671
Nah, it seems like they had plans for DLC but those plans fell through. Then some people called me crazy and lost their minds for suggesting that they may have chosen to hold it for a Switch 2 re-release it with some extra exclusive content like they've done in the past. Not even an unheard of practice for anyone, especially Nintendo.