Thread 712869231 - /v/ [Archived: 961 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:10:01 AM No.712869231
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We don't use the word "fun"
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:13:19 AM No.712869450
nooo everything has to cater to the lowest common denominator or i cant enjoy it!
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:14:56 AM No.712869571
Kojima and his fans are so pretentious. It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:16:12 AM No.712869686
>>712869450
My brother in christ... WE ARE THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR YOU RETARD! If kojima caters to /v/tards then this will be a massive shitstorm.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:17:32 AM No.712869784
>>712869450
You must have loved that joker sequel then
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:23:00 AM No.712870161
>>712869231 (OP)
LA CREATIVIDAD
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:34:56 AM No.712870951
>>712869231 (OP)
"nooo if normies liked it then it must not be deep enough" says the guy who is pathologically incapable of not having characters monologue the meaning of the most hamfisted symbolism ever written at you on multiple occasions
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:37:00 AM No.712871092
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>>712869450
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:38:30 AM No.712871195
>>712869231 (OP)
If you still have to hold the triggers to stop QWOP'ing over a pebble you can just skip the reviews and post the movie on jewtube. One of the dumbest things ever put in a game.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:40:40 AM No.712871378
>>712869686
>>712869784
>>712871092
Fortnite is the best game because the largest amount of people enjoy it.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:46:23 AM No.712871764
>>712869231 (OP)
>ctrl+f "bravo kojima"
>0 results
Bravo Kojima.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:46:46 AM No.712871786
>>712869231 (OP)
people who believe these headlines need to be lauinched into the sun
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:47:54 AM No.712871860
>>712869784
kojima said he loved it
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:48:29 AM No.712871895
>>712869571
But le 2 hour DEEP cutscenes where I have to move the joystick every 10 minutes or else the screen burn in dimming turns on!!!!
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:49:38 AM No.712871946
>mgs2 reception buckbroke him so hard he's only happy when reception to his workis "divisive"
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:50:35 AM No.712872003
>>712869231 (OP)
I like this approach. If Bethesda did this Elder Scrolls would actually be good and super lore accurate.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:51:35 AM No.712872065
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Kojima is a shabbos goy freemason, and Fukushima is responsible for his only good story (MGS2). Kojima is a talentless hack who was tapped by the jews because he's such a good cocksucker (read: freemason).
>>712871946
>he didn't even write it
Fucking kek.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:52:04 AM No.712872094
>>712871860
Of course he did. He's the living embodiment of pretension. People just don't know how to handle that because he actually knows how to make good games.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:52:34 AM No.712872120
Apparently one scene in the middle of the game will make players want to throw their controller at the screen,what could it be?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:52:35 AM No.712872121
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>>712869231 (OP)
So .... people were having too much fun with the script? Must have been an awesome script that just changing it decreases enjoyment of a video game. Shit wonder what the game play is like with script that impactful
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:53:10 AM No.712872141
>>712869231 (OP)
And where did he say this?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:53:36 AM No.712872172
>>712872065
>Fukushima
he directly said he didn't
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:53:49 AM No.712872190
>>712869231 (OP)
there is 0% chance everybody liked a Kojima game
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:54:45 AM No.712872240
>>712872172
>i take the talentless retard whose reputation is on the line
Retard.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:55:19 AM No.712872275
>>712869231 (OP)
Sounds like he's been hanging out with Cuckman lately
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:55:34 AM No.712872290
>>712869231 (OP)
based joakim
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:56:18 AM No.712872339
>>712872240
support Fukushima actual games instead of shitposting BS
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:56:39 AM No.712872363
the rule of unfun.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:58:26 AM No.712872470
>>712872339
He hasn't done anything outside of MGS, you drooling retard.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:00:02 AM No.712872558
>>712872470
he did QA for years,wrote a game two years ago,writing another rn
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:00:26 AM No.712872579
>ds2 was so good, LVDEO KINOJIMA needed to increase the difficulty level for his studio
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:01:21 AM No.712872624
>>712872558
Proofs?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:01:25 AM No.712872627
>>712872141
https://www.gamesradar.com/games/action/hideo-kojima-changed-stuff-in-death-stranding-2s-script-because-playtesters-enjoyed-themselves-too-much-if-everyone-likes-it-it-means-its-mainstream/
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:05:51 AM No.712872871
>>712872624
I forgot the details,wasn't a big game,now work in a small studio of EX Japan studio(he worked there after Kojimpro until they dissolved)
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:07:19 AM No.712872950
>>712872871
>i have zero proof, but you must trust me, bro
It only happened in your delusional tranny mind.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:07:35 AM No.712872964
why do schizos love making up stuff
or are they just retarded and cannot understand simple words?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:11:11 AM No.712873143
>>712872950
found game https://youtu.be/ac6nCo81pyw?feature=shared&t=34686
forgot studio name for what he do now
need to go to work now
sry
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:13:04 AM No.712873240
>>712873143
You're already at work, you 75 IQ brown shill. But no, I'm not going to buy your game just because
>Fukushima
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:14:17 AM No.712873314
>>712869231 (OP)
>la creatividad isn't a sellout anymore!
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:14:32 AM No.712873330
>>712873240
it says his
full name
read before typing
thx
and no I am late really need to go
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:16:30 AM No.712873443
>>712869231 (OP)
It's okay when Kojima does it.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:17:25 AM No.712873496
>>712873330
No, I believe it's a real game he's working on, but I'm not going to buy it just because of his name. All japs are communists now until proved otherwise.
>i really need to go
You're currently at work. You trying to sell me shitty games is your job.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:17:50 AM No.712873521
Kojima is a retardef has-been who's too old and thick to make good games.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:20:18 AM No.712873652
>>712872065
>lel Fukushima meme
Retard he didn't write the story only a few codecs, go play fukushima actual work like soul sacrifice and pretend thats a great story
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:28:17 AM No.712874091
Not buying.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:29:31 AM No.712874161
>>712873652
The entire story takes place in the codec, you drooling retard who didn't even play it. Literally every single plot twist.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:30:20 AM No.712874205
el contrarian dad
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:31:38 AM No.712874270
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Death Stranding. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the trigger buttons most of the traversal will go over a typical gamer's head. There's also Kojima's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his writing - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Hollywood movies, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these references, to realize that they're not just films - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Death Stranding truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning behind Amelie's existential catchphrase "Like Mario and Princess 'Beach'" which itself is a cryptic reference to videogame classic, Super Mario Bros. 2. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kojima's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Norman Reedus tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:34:16 AM No.712874420
>>712874270
*sigh* Chuds just wouldn't get it.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:36:12 AM No.712874540
I hope everyone that hated the first game hates DS2 even more desu.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:37:53 AM No.712874641
>>712869231 (OP)
This is proof this game will be a masterpiece. I like how Kojima makes video games with hours of cutscenes so I expect a good movie.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:39:15 AM No.712874713
>>712871378
There are several CEOs who have that very thought. I hate them, but also love them. Without their shortsighted lack of knowledge, Concord never would've got off the ground...and never would've crashed just as spectacularly.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:40:47 AM No.712874793
>>712874713
concord had very little similar to fortnite though outside of battlepass monetization and general color scheme iirc
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:41:12 AM No.712874820
>>712874270
>And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
This part is based though, and you're a faggot kike for trying to sneak it in.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:42:22 AM No.712874876
>>712874793
The point is that some suit somewhere looked at a popular title and demanded it be made so they too could rake in billions of dollars, but never considered more than surface elements as to why it became popular. Perhaps Marathon would've been a better comparison?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:42:56 AM No.712874895
>>712869231 (OP)
that's how western developers make video games

attractive women? sorry chud
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:50:36 AM No.712875293
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:53:36 AM No.712875442
>>712875293
I wish it was a walking simulator. Itโ€™s really dialogue and stealth with driving and a little walking sometimes
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:59:08 AM No.712875767
>>712874161
Some codecs retard, you still haven't commented on soul sacrifice
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:09:18 AM No.712876310
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>>712869231 (OP)
Sounds like a fancy way of saying he has no vision
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:31:43 AM No.712877536
>Doesn't want to appeal to anyone because he fancies himself a hipster
>Watches every single hollywood slop film that comes out and praises them
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:13:39 AM No.712879781
>>712869231 (OP)
I think he just wants it to be weirder and more niche. I doubt itโ€™s a Heavy Rain or Last of Us 2 thing.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:18:13 AM No.712880036
>>712869231 (OP)
Based Kojimbles filtering low IQ zoomers left and right.