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Anonymous No.712872498 >>712872638 >>712872727 >>712872941 >>712873476 >>712873478 >>712873784 >>712874072 >>712878030 >>712880380 >>712882792
My god this is retarded.
Anonymous No.712872619 >>712873853 >>712873970 >>712874367 >>712874521 >>712882461
>bought a copy for my friend
>hes not very good at it
>he wants to play with some random girl he met who likes dark souls too
>i say ok because i have to
>wipe on first and second nights for seven hours
fucking kill me /v/
Anonymous No.712872638 >>712874308
>>712872498 (OP)
yeah. having a multiplayer focused souls game and not having custom characters is insane to me. making a spinoff of a game that many people enjoy for the deep progression options and making it a run based roguelite is insane. Failing to balance the game for 1-2 players and making it 3 players ONLY is fucking insane.
It's like the worlds dumbest fucking suit looked at elden ring and thought they could fortnitify it
Anonymous No.712872727
>>712872498 (OP)
its fun
Anonymous No.712872941
>>712872498 (OP)
qq noob
Anonymous No.712873025
game is good, seethe more faggots

>devs react to player created mods and choose to make something in reaction to something that has community interest
>the other portion of the fanbase can't fathom that 1/10 games in the series was made for a different part of the audience as an inbetween game after their biggest DLC ever last year
best part of the game is it filters scrub faggots like OP
Anonymous No.712873181
it's fun. beat it with randos. wish there was more content.
Anonymous No.712873476
>>712872498 (OP)
retardedly good
Anonymous No.712873478 >>712877754
>>712872498 (OP)
>
Anonymous No.712873651
If they took this concept and combined it with BB chalice dungeons it would've been the ideal co-op rollsouls experience.
Anonymous No.712873784
>>712872498 (OP)
you're retarded
Anonymous No.712873853
>>712872619
My friend only wants to play to queue with me but he kinda sucks and even worse plays the dumb ass bird...
Anonymous No.712873970 >>712876442
>>712872619
play guardian and follow her everywhere she goes with your shield out
Anonymous No.712874072 >>712879896 >>712886538
>>712872498 (OP)
I'm having fun with it, but the servers are shit and randoms are cancer. It only works if you have a competent 3 person team.
Anonymous No.712874308 >>712875971 >>712884452
>>712872638
>not having custom characters is insane to me
The characters are the best part and it's great for bringing the community together.
>making a spinoff of a game that many people enjoy for the deep progression options and making it a run based roguelite is insane
This is like complaining about the lack of platforming in Mario Party.
>Failing to balance the game for 1 player
The game is perfectly playable solo.
>It's like the worlds dumbest fucking suit looked at elden ring and thought they could fortnitify it
"Fortnitifying" would mean making a live service game with battlepasses and all that crap.
Anonymous No.712874367
>>712872619
just don't die?
Anonymous No.712874521 >>712874770 >>712874998 >>712879775 >>712886638
>>712872619
me and my friend were going to play ER co-op. I said we should find a third (I thought it was CLEAR AS FUCK BUT I GUESS NOT. I MEANT from our friend group or server)
they went to the official elden ring server and invited some random fuckwit redditor with a solaire pfp to our game man I was so pissed off. I don't want to babysit and humor some manchild who still thinks shouting nihil is funny I just wanted a chill play through. I endured our first session then told them I changed my mind and was burnt out on ER the next time
Anonymous No.712874770 >>712874901
>>712874521
You should've told the random to fuck off and clarified yourself to your friend
Anonymous No.712874901 >>712886638
>>712874770
I did. But I didn't blow up on them lol.
Anonymous No.712874998
>>712874521
>invited some random fuckwit redditor with a solaire pfp to our game
I feel like I can hear their voice without knowing anything else about them
Anonymous No.712875778
Was seminteresting to combo out the relics for a few hours on different characters (I didn't even play them all). Can't see myself ever playing it again though.
Anonymous No.712875971
>>712874308
you can't address my points until you hop your gaping ass off that fromsoft cock
Anonymous No.712876442
>>712873970
wtf does a doreo taste like?
Anonymous No.712876535 >>712877092 >>712877874 >>712882612
so what is this game like as a solo cuck, is it an inferior experience
Anonymous No.712877092
>>712876535
It's easier since the health of the bosses scales down and arguably less fun. Needing to coordinate with two other people while having no way to communicate besides pinging is a special type of enjoyment.
Anonymous No.712877420 >>712891469
Does the ragequit penalty even do anything?
Feels like every other match I get grouped with some retarded zoomer cuck who runs off, dies, and immediately leaves.
Anonymous No.712877754 >>712877784 >>712878984
>>712873478
It deserves 60%. Death to dumbass fanboys.
Anonymous No.712877784
>>712877754
f i l t e r e d
Anonymous No.712877874
>>712876535
It's fucking miserable. It was clearly designed around 3 people who are at least decent and can talk/work together. Anything else fucking sucks.
Anonymous No.712877949 >>712879028 >>712883507 >>712891850 >>712892610
What's an "Oldest Gaol"? 50 hours in and I've yet to see one, managed to do everything else, but this.
Anonymous No.712878030
>>712872498 (OP)
Playing Lies of P Overture was a breath of fresh air compared to this literal dogshit. It's fucking sad that koreans are mogging FROM of all companies. FROM should be ashamed for releasing this literal slop, I have buyers remorse and want my money back
Anonymous No.712878529 >>712878640
As a friendless loser who absolutely despises people this game just doesn't seem interesting enough to me. Shan't be buying.
Anonymous No.712878640
>>712878529
it's pretty fun solo, and honest to God sometimes playing with randos is much harder
Anonymous No.712878984 >>712879101 >>712880629
>>712877754
>he got filtered
Anonymous No.712879028 >>712879105
>>712877949
has an ancient dragon or death rite bird inside
Anonymous No.712879101 >>712879412 >>712879493 >>712883923
>>712878984
It's a shamelessly low effort asset flip.
Anonymous No.712879105
>>712879028
ah I got that shit by accident.
Anonymous No.712879412
>>712879101
who cares about low effort when it's fun to play? You don't see people complaining about minecraft when it's a low effort sandbox game itself.
Anonymous No.712879493 >>712879653
>>712879101
high effort asset flip actually.
Anonymous No.712879653 >>712879703
>>712879493
but enough about Yakuza
Anonymous No.712879703
>>712879653
also good games.
Anonymous No.712879775
>>712874521
this game seems to be destroying friendships
Anonymous No.712879896 >>712880101
>>712874072
I clear 90% of runs with randoms. 5% are disconnect problems 5% are genuine losses. I've never lost before the nightlord because any character can easily solo a night 1 or 2 boss even scaled for 3. I frequently forget to level up before the night 1 boss and do it at like level 3 or 5. I play every class except the bird. Fuck the bird.

PSA Duchess is a mage. Her int is her strongest stat. She has no fp regen mechanic but does almost the same output as recluse with magic.
Anonymous No.712880101 >>712880236
>>712879896
It's a shame that nightlords just aren't weak to magic damage, and many are resistant, Duchess can outpace Recluse damage because of Restage on paper, but most sorceries being magic damage is kind of a nerf on direct casting. Also pretty easy to have nigh-infinite FP with starlight shards once I got proficient at getting into mage towers.
Anonymous No.712880236
>>712880101
eh carian slicer is so broken even the resistant bosses melt.
Anonymous No.712880380 >>712881106 >>712882676
>>712872498 (OP)
Souls has become such a cancerous parody of what it started off as.
Anonymous No.712880629
>>712878984
>>he got filtered
Anonymous No.712881106
>>712880380
Does it hurt you inside people find it really fun?
Anonymous No.712882461
>>712872619
I got the game to play with a girl I like. Been playing it on my fun and queueing into randoms who know what they're doing is really fun even if I feel retarded. I even get adds when I do a good job. 7/10 game
Anonymous No.712882612
>>712876535
It's not that bad apparently now that they added solo scaling after redditors complained it was too hard.
Anonymous No.712882676
>>712880380
This narrative feels really forced to me. Like a few troons decided they wanted everyone to think this and they just repost this in every thread
Anonymous No.712882792 >>712882867
>>712872498 (OP)
You don’t know how to play. You’re the dead weight team member who does no damage and dies constantly and dismisses it as the game being shit rather than you being shit.
Anonymous No.712882867
>>712882792
as a newer player player I can't tell if I'm dealing significant damage.
Anonymous No.712883507 >>712884045 >>712884714
>>712877949
It's just a random chance on any gaol. If you're achevo hunting, just do single player runs and farm the gaols. There's guaranteed keys at every ruined church (treasure chest behind altar on fire assholes, ghosts, and golem, up in the rafters by jumping up behind the altar on bubble boys), so just charge through those then try the closest gaol.
Anonymous No.712883923
>>712879101
>asset flip
You don't even know what the term means
Anonymous No.712884045
Finally killed that dumb smelly goat solo. hottest fight in the fucking game bar none GOD WHY WEREN'T FRENZY BOSSES REAL IN BASE ER WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FROM SOFTWARE

>>712883507
this is the worst fight in the game by a few galaxies' width, it's literally a nothingburger featuring a bug with 99999999 HP that might spawn an instant kill laser after you dodge its reticule a few times.
Anonymous No.712884105 >>712884267
Needs more variety and relics/items need to be more impactful. +3 Dexterity is like 5 extra damage, who cares.
Anonymous No.712884267 >>712884359
>>712884105
Bloated rng for the gachacucks

Even with hacked currency I'm sick of looking at relics
Anonymous No.712884359 >>712884764
>>712884267
>Even with hacked currency I'm sick of looking at relics
I hacked currency, rolled like 50 relics and none of them felt interesting
My best ones are just a single bloodborne rally relic, a wraith bell +2 magic, and a random sepukku orange relic. Shit's so bad.
Anonymous No.712884452 >>712884572 >>712886315
>>712874308
>"Fortnitifying" would mean making a live service game with battlepasses and all that crap.
I'm not convinced this won't happen
Anonymous No.712884572
>>712884452
The complication there is it takes a massive amount of devs to keep up with such a thing. Fromsoft's not gonna commit to that kind of thing right now, if ever, because of the incredibly difficult bureaucratic change they'd need to undergo just to accommodate it.
Anonymous No.712884714
>>712883507
Thanks!
Anonymous No.712884764
>>712884359
I lucked out and got great relics for Wylder at the start and everything else for everyone else is complete shit.
Anonymous No.712886315
>>712884452
they've set it up to at least create content updates based on the DLC. for how long it's going to happen, we don't know
Anonymous No.712886538
>>712874072
truth you have to have two friends to have a good time
Anonymous No.712886638
>>712874901
>>712874521
Your friend must be a redditor to even think doing that was an acceptable course of action rather than asking within your own friend group, either that or he trolled you hard.
Anonymous No.712888813
goddamn this game is really dead
Anonymous No.712891469
>>712877420
I genuinely don’t know, I probably leave about 10% of the time and Ive noticed nothing.
Anonymous No.712891850
>>712877949
Open a jail at level 10 or higher and get a random chance to fight a harder boss.
I got Ancient Dragon
Anonymous No.712892610
>>712877949
That was the last achievement left for me too. Used the spawn with stonekey relic (+
Wraith Calling Bell) and bolted to the first evergaol in singleplayer -> reset until a appropriate boss spawned. You can just kill the boss with the wraith calling bell at low level if you run back to a bonfire to fill your FP once its out or just level up a bit after finding the boss, it won't despawn.