What went wrong?

>>712954569 (OP)
everything

They should have made odyssey 2

DK is only good when westerners make the games

>>712954569 (OP)
Nothing. It's gonna be an Odyssey-tier hit

>>712954694
at least Diddy is the same

Idk someone tell me what happened and what I'm supposed to be feeling and thinking I'm scared

>>712954569 (OP)
Mixed reviews from Nintendo shills, flop incoming

>>712954569 (OP)
Nothing, cant wait for the seething as it hits record number sales.

>>712954823
>It's gonna be an Odyssey-tier hit

>>712955056
This video is 1 month old now. They like it in the latest one

>>712955213
There is not a new one, stop lying

>>712955213
Quit being delusional.

>>712954569 (OP)
Looks fun

>>712955379
What looks fun about it?

>>712954569 (OP)
>settling the score on Miyamoto's 3-decade petty feud against Rareware DK took precedence over having a new mainline Mario or Zelda for the Switch 2

>>712955325
>>712955267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_EHv7UppnQ
It's gonna be great and beat records just like Switch 2 sales that you guys said gonna bomb

>>712955056
>back to validating jounos opinions
Kneel.

>>712955412
The gameplay, mostly, also the art style, and DK music is always really good

>>712955452
>"I don't need to see a direct for Donkey Kong Bananza, like sure, I'm not the most sold on it but I'll still play it."
Wow, they sound so excited about it! Another "Odyssey-tier" hit! Right?
https://youtu.be/P_EHv7UppnQ?t=141

>>712955623
Sorry, already pre-ordered it for my Switch 2

>>712955670
>not waiting for the ultimate edition with 3 days early access, kong pass, and exclusive preorder skin.
Grim

>>712955759
I'll buy it as DLC like i did with the expansion pack for MK8

>>712954569 (OP)
They're waiting too long to reveal the loli.

>>712956726
>loli

>>712954829
look between his eyes anon

>>712954694
Why does he look scared?

>>712958498
He knows what he did to Suzanne

>>712954694
He just looks confused compared to the original. I have no idea why they insist on "revising" old renders instead of just making new poses. It's both very autistic and just makes the new design look bad in comparison.

what kind of meltdown will this place have when the game comes out and is good?

>>712959601
>good
Unlikely.

>>712959601
It’s having a meltdown right now and the direct’s not even happened yet

>>712959601
The trouble is that your standards for what constitutes "good" are
>is it made or published by Nintendo?
and
>can I use it as a forum weapon against Sony (i.e. anyone who defies Nintendo)?

I don't really understand the gloom and doom bordering on outright hate for this game thus far. Is it just anger over the design? The price? The Switch 2 in general? All of the above?

There's barely anything known about the game so far at all and it's a first-party Nintendo EPD game - which regardless of your opinion on Nintendo as a whole, have practically never been outright shit or even close to being bad games. At worst, this is probably just going to be "okay". Don't really understand why so many are convinced that this game will be terrible

>>712959601
>>712959684
Raresnoys don't represent the board.

>>712960419
Mix of "I'm on /v/ so that means I must hate anything" anons, genuine "boo hoo muh rare design" anons, and unironic "new thing therefore woke" anons

>>712960419
It looks like shit.

>>712960419
>stop being mean to nintendo