Thread 712955479

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He's coming
https://youtu.be/Cfx2gTEJsS0?si=G-hPq6G4dADkktHr

he's so f**king bad@ss

>>712955595
This show was so terrible.

>>712956369
>hating soul
Kill yourself, pedo

>>712955612
>direct is 15 straight minutes of DK making dumb faces
I would kneel desu semironically desu

why is a vtuber there?

>>712955612
I'm getting used to this retard. Honestly old DK has that kinda creepy design of early 3D era. Kinda makes sense why they tried to change him to make him more expressive.

>>712956581
That is secretly this generation's Charles Martinet.

>>712957004
>posts a wii game where he's on screen with 11 other racers and is seen from the back 90% of the time
bruh, post jungle beat or something you idiot.

>>712957167
Ok I did now what? Why are you even calling me an idiot? Lol

>>712957020
A grim future.

>>712957004
>Honestly old DK has that kinda creepy design of early 3D era
No he doesn't, even in-game on shitty hardware, he looks good.

>>712957004
Bootlicking drone faggot.

>>712957510
Lol you mad little bro?
>>712957445
I disagree, he definitely still has a blank stare in most games even in tropical freeze.

>>712958946
I pray that this is fan art and not real concept art from Nintendo, how ugly

>>712955479 (OP)
i can't wait for all the art of the new loli

>>712955479 (OP)
Kill yourself /vt/ranny

>>712955612
fuck nintendo

>>712958946
Where did this come from, and why is it being posted in every thread?

>>712959009
This and the top >>712955479 (OP) look like it was drawn by somebody who has a diaper shitting fetish

>>712955612
:o
:T
:D
>:(
D:

>>712955612
I like this redesign.

>>712957004
I too have no opinions of my own and will defend every retarded decision that Nintendo makes to the death.

>>712959536
of course you do, you're zoomertrash with zero soul

>>712955612
Trying way too hard to be silly.

>>712959721
Please be nice to the other Anons in this thread.

>>712955479 (OP)
tendiebros... I don't feel so good

>>712960029
I think you can wait.

>>712960140
When even a fucking tendie channel says this then it's really grim. My popcorn is ready for tomorrow's direct

CALLIOPE MORI IS DEMONDICEKAREN

>>712955479 (OP)
/v/ is gonna lose their minds when they show the loli tomorrow

>>712960275
Youtube music spoiled this for me, it went from gang gang kawaii to rest in piss or whatever and I could tell instantly it was the same singer.
Karen kinda cute for a midwestern ngl.

The Mario fandom will collapse in on itself if she is revealed to be Pauline's daughter.

>>712960240
Good shit

>>712960404
Suzanne is NOT his daughter
She's just a kid who says that he is the one

>>712960404
As long as the father isn't Mario I don't think people will actually care that much.

Are you ready for Mario and Pauline to get back together?

>>712960702
>(laughs)
Wtf Miyamoto you're talking about a woman's relationship falling apart

>>712957004
The retards disagreeing with you are nostalgiafags in denial about their nostalgiafaggotry, new DK is an improvement for sure.

>>712957167
Anon, that's a Wii U / Switch game

>>712960845
He knows.
He set all of this up in Super Mario Odyssey, and even earlier before that.

>>712960029
>odd rock is confused as to where they are
>freaks out at monkey
>can sing

Its 100% Pauline's daughter but has some magical curse on it. They didn't want to spoil the reveal.

Here is all of the evidence thus far.

>>712960310
>sir, a second loli has hit the board

>>712961458
I love this image

>>712962742
You're welcome.

>>712962383
reminds me of super shane

>>712955479 (OP)
Whats Mori Calliope doing there?

>>712964629
Part of this schizos ramblings seem to imply her voicing Suzanne >>712961458

>>712955479 (OP)
What does Mori have to do with DK?

>>712956369
it was cringekino

>>712955479 (OP)
the decade of pragmata type games is upon us brothers

>>712959536
why are they dirty as fuck in every picture?

>>712960140
This is the same site that had a huge article dedicated to 'latinx' people and banned anyone who said that latino people hate the word.

I hope there's actual info in the direct instead of just repeat of the Mario Kart one. At the very least, they have to tell us about Smauline. Everyone knows, they even tried to cover it up.

>>712955612
Zesty Kong

>>712955595
I can do~
most anything~
that Donkey Kong can do~
UH

>>712959721
they're french

>>712966976
When even a woke, toxicly positive channel says it's not good, it's not looking good.

>>712955612
>new DK is actually him grown up
Would that redeem it for you?

>>712968553
meant for >>712965682

>>712957445
>>712957004
>>712956530
>>712955612
I'll say it again because someone didn't believe me last thread: I never liked Rares DK design. I never really enjoyed DKC games. I always liked classic DK from the arcade and NES games. I like Diddys design tho but hate that he replaced JR.

I for one can't wait for Pauline to become the next official member of the C-team.

>>712961458
Stupid fag.

>>712957004
You're retarded, Nintendo isn't going to give you any platinum points, retard.

>>712960240
goddamnit

>>712961458
How could a vtuber voice anything whilst under their regime? They'd have to give their actual name for the credits and that's an immedite agreement breach as it would pull the curtain back of the voice actress behind the character.

>>712970874
Didn't some of the JP girls voice some DLC units in a Disgaea game a while ago
Also, Korone voiced a character in Yokai Watch

I dont want some vtuber whore voicing my lolis, thanks

>>712972001
who the fuck HASN'T made voiced for Disgaea? the first game had a literal jannie do the prinnies iirc, and the first Etna was merely "some girl" at Nisa.

>>712968615
>kiddy becomes DK IV
>cranky has lost another son
Tragikino...

Just had a thought of something cute they could do; if you use a DK amiibo you get to unlock the Rare design

Please Nintendo, PLEASE don't miss that one : K Rool in Smash brought a lot of hope,not the time to let us down.
Hopefully they remember Rambi, Diddy,Candy,Funky,Tiny,Lanky,Chunky,Swanky, and the Kremlings. (Kalypso and Kludge too but they're too obscure)

>>712960404
>>712960702
>peach turns mario down one time
>he immediately starts a family with pauline instead
The fandom SHOULD collapse.
To their knees.

>>712973241
We will find out today.

I personally don't care either way, Rosalina is always the best. But it would be funny.

>>712961458
Kill yourself nigger

>>712969683
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/OyfNx1g5ib3vkBYVC48KzA/
buy an ad

What time is the direct?

>>712975713
it's in 6 hours

>>712955479 (OP)
What's with this tranny-tier pedo art style for this retard girl?

Y'all ain't buying this kid slop, right?

>>712975902
No but i like cunny

>>712955479 (OP)
she better have long hair

>loli
You should all be charged to the fullest extent of the law!

>>712970874
>They'd have to give their actual name for the credits
no they wouldn't there have been vtubers who have voiced under the name of their vtuber name, using a psuedoname in the voice acting industry isn't uncommon anyway