Thread 712956490

>AAAAARGH DEEMON LOOOOOOOORD
>YOU CANT JUST CAST AN EVIL SATANIC SPELL THAT CAUSES THE COAGULATED EXCREMENT IN MY BOWELS TO BURST OUT AS A FIENDISH SHIT ELEMENTAL
>*BRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPP*
>OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Has gaming gone too far?

>>712956490 (OP)
That's gross, I don't like it.

Go back to your board fa/tg/uy

>>712956490 (OP)
At least if someone picks that class you can be 100% sure that he's that guy and ditch the campaign immediately.

>>712956490 (OP)
>The writer's barely disguised fetish

>>712956490 (OP)
/tg/ is that way, Anon:
>>>/tg/

>>712956490 (OP)
What the fuck did I just read...
And why would eating shit and molding it into a golem give you magical powers? that's retarded

>>712956490 (OP)
What game is this from?

WE'RE FILTH, WE'RE FILTH, WE COME FROM FILTH WE'RE GOING TO FILTH

>>712956490 (OP)
>filth mage
You don't need to be a wizard to throw poop at people. Even monkeys can do that

sir this isn't /tg/
and yes, the insane sorcerers of evil should have some fucked up spells

>>712956490 (OP)
It took me a long while to realize this is 2 characters, a guy with a backpack full of entrails and woman giving birth to (poop?)tentacles.

where's the vidya

>>712956490 (OP)
Shadow of the Demon Lord is fucking awesome. /v/idya gaem when?

>>712957430
Because its showing off multiple paths
monster birther, cannibal, excremental (fucking brilliant name concept aside), maggot man, brain in a jar, and false prophet

>>712956490 (OP)
Why don't we have more games with spells that do really horrific shit like this? It's always fireball, lighting bolt, magic missile, frost bolt, etc. Where's my spells that turn enemies' blood into acid? Spells that turn their skin inside out? Spells that summon nail bombs in the enemies?

>>712957430
That image doesn't go with the character path. That one is "Mother of Monsters" from a suppliment called "Paths of Horror".

>>712956490 (OP)
HOT!

>>712957618
oh and degenerate clone maker and dr. facilier

>>712956490 (OP)
and these wrpg faggots will call asian games creepy and icky

>>712957626
Same game as OP. Shadow of the Demon Lord is fucking amazing if you want anything from bog standard fantasy, to Hellraiser, to Wicked City, or Junji Ito tier stuff. The fact it makes D&Dtrannies seethe is icing on the cake.

>>712956490 (OP)
>Excremental

>>712956490 (OP)
>You need to be level 7 to take a shit and then eat and puke it back up
Explain why you would need to get all the way up to level 7 to do something any mental ward patient or homeless dude can do with absolutely no practice or training

You just know a German is responsible for this

>>712957938
You need to be level 7 to make doing it magical and not just mentally ill.

absolute putrid but
>excremental
my sides

>>712957626
Blood Omen does exactly that. One of the best dark fantasy games if you ask me.

>>712957802
Orgasm inducing magic stopped being edgy once Fairy Tail did it

>>712958163
>I NEVER WANTED TO BE LIKE THIS
And then the pedo hunters are attacked by his turd elemental

>>712957938
There's no power behind it before level 7. Anyone can wave their hands in a specific pattern but only a trained mage can wave their hands in that pattern and have a fireball shoot out.

>at level 7 you can drop your pants, take a shit, and eat it to gross out enemies
>at level 10 you can take a shit and mold it into a shit figure that'll wander around getting shit on everything
That sounds like the shittiest mage in existence and the only thing I'm seeing that could even be considered magic is making walking turd golems which sounds more gross than intimidating.

>>712957618
this art style and type setting and everything just makes it seem so bland

>>712956490 (OP)
>Excremental

You know what… I’m on board

>>712958379
There is more. You can make your enemies shit themselves out of every opening they have, for instance. This is the basis of Forbidden Magic.

>>712958379
You also get +1 Power and learn two Forbidden spells which is where the magical part comes in.

>>712956490 (OP)
Thats kindof rad as hell. The point is to be nasty as fuck, its kindof a shame that you cant even bridge something close to this in a game because its too metal.

>>712956490 (OP)
interesting, more games like this should let you play as leftists

If there are mages out there that work with rot and decay, there's no reason shit mages couldn't be a thing in the setting.

>>712956490 (OP)
I thought this was fear and hunger at first

>>712958526
Got as link to the rules or whatever it is? Im actually kindof interested in what Ive seen, seems sufficiently edgy.

>>712958180
More esoteric lore of TES also had magic of questionable nature, like flesh magic.

What developer do we trust to make a 10/10 Shadow of the Demon Lord game, Anons?

>>712958889
but why would anyone become a shitty shit mage instead of literally anything else
it would only make sense in a setting where people are randomly assigned abilities and you've got no choice but to be a shit mage or a farmer (actually a good job for a shit mage)

>>712958942
Probably still in one of the /tg/ troves
Shadow of the Demon Lord

>>712959212
>but why would anyone become a shitty shit mage instead of literally anything else
Because Azathoth is starting to wake up and his extra dimensional shadow is casting across reality causing all sorts of horrible shit including driving people to madness

>>712959212
>why would anyone become a shitty shit mage instead of literally anything else
probably insane people, or just degenerates

>>712959212
The world of SotDL is so beyond fucked that 100% pure of heart Clerics will team up with literal shit mages to defeat the Demon Lord and end the currently active apocalypse.

You play a shit mage OOC because it's fucking hilarious. You play one IC because any increase of power at whatever cost is a better alternative to what awaits you if you fail.

>>712958163
kek

>>712957618
> "Mother of Monsters"
> Implying there wouldn't be a "Father of Monsters"
> Gets visited by a female monster every night
> Divorce-raped and forced by infernal contract to spend the day raising the Daughter
> Her mom doesn't return the next night to pick her up

Plot twist: The mother is her own daughter, in some sort of twisted version of the Phoenix myth.

>>712958896
If it was F&H there would be more coin flips.

seems like a crappy system if you don't get any stuff before level 7

>>712958485
Being legible for quick reference is more important for a rule book than pretending at being some mystical tome still spouting of gamefied bullshit

>>712956490 (OP)
>shitting out monsters
Hot

>>712959913
Not how it works, paths are classes. Everyone starts off as one of a few select novice paths, like priest, then choose an expert path at level 3, like paladin or cleric, and then a master path at level 7 like Diviner or Chaplain. You mix and match your paths based on what you want or how your story is progressing instead of just being priest for all 10 levels.

>>712960330
that's pretty neat

>>712956490 (OP)
CLEAN IT UP

>>712959913
The entire game is built with "multiclassing" built in from the top down. You get three major path options, which are largely self sustaining kits that don't always rely on any others to function within itself. Novice (lvl1), Expert (lvl3) and Master (lvl7).

As you pick paths, their abilities will be piece mealed to you at various levels while the character progresses. Novice starts with 1 of 4 options (Warrior, Mage, Priest, Rogue), each with their own in-path character options you can pick, be it abilities or spells. Characters who delve in magic must learn a school of magic (at the cost of a spell slot) before they learn spells in it, so specializing in one school will always net the most overall number of spells, while learning multiple schools will reduce your overall number of total spells for the flexibility. Spells have an individual number of charges per rest, so they aren't ever fighting with each other over castings per day like in D&D; you get X number of castings based on your Power score in conjunction to the spell rank, and casting that spell does not limit any of the castings for others you may have learned.

>>712958163
Here we see a corprohmancer in his natural environment

>>712959194
Owlcat could probably make a 7/10

>>712957350
but what about making a living golem from your own poop

>>712959194
OwlCat. Because there's no other developer who makes CRPG's nowadays.

>>712958163
QRD? I keep seeing screenshots of this.

>>712960676
lefty diaperfag got v& for getting baited into meeting someone pretending to be a mom and her underage daughter, who he would have made partake in his diaper fetish

>>712960676
some twitter anti-loli guy went to rape a child in a sting operation, had a diaper fetish, shit in it, and they did a whole humiliation ritual with him and the police

>>712960676
prominent leftist activist turned out to be a diaper wearing scat fetishist child molester. picture is him after getting caught in a dateline style pedo sting where he showed up to meet an underage girl, he showed up wearing a diaper and ended up shitting himself while inside the house and got caught.

>>712960882
>anti-loli
>busted in a child rape sting operation
say it with me now
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME

>>712960856
>>712960882
>>712960984
This literally sounds too funny to be true. Link?

>>712957618
>Saturn munching on some pizza.webp

>I can make a literal poo familiar
Hell yea that's awesome.

>>712960984
>"prominent leftist"
>be lefty and still have no idea who the fuck he is

>>712957012
I don't think anything is disguised.

>>712961118
you have to leave your echochamber on leftypol to see who represents your kind in larger society.

>>712961270
Is it Elijah Kilmar? I went to KF and I think it might be him.
Still never heard of him beforehand.

>>712961118
>not knowing your fellow comrades on a first name basis
Ngmi

>>712961042
>webp

Videogames don't go far enough in terms of creativity.

>>712958163
Uh oh, stinky!!

>>712962232
that ice one is just a key blade

>>712956814
this

>>712962447
You are looking at it upside down.

>>712962675
no, you cannot tell me that bar at the top is not a handle
how the fuck are you even meant to grab the bottom snowflake bit?

>>712961270
So, how prominent was he? I assume he must have been a leader in at least one advocacy group or a community organizer, as opposed to merely "some retard who posted on twitter," of which there are tens/hundreds of millions.

>>712960676
Looks like an EDPwatch video, but I don't know which.

Is there such a thing as a cleanliness mage?

>>712962232
Those are just DotA items with less visual clarity and more clutter.

>>712963454
Joe biden himself placed in charge of diaper movements.

>>712962447
that would actually be a pretty bangin' keyblade design

>>712956814
First time i've seen a frogposter be a FPBP

>>712965260
man dota was so cool

>>712965084
Pretty sure that's just Clerics.

>>712965871
>was
It still is.

>>712957938
Before level 7 you don't like it.

>>712966026
They're just clerics the same way those filth mages are just warlocks.

>>712956490 (OP)
This filters goom trannies

>>712966030
it's a dying game, sadly. i still play it but you can tell valve don't really care that much anymore

This is a race skill if you play Indian.

>>712957618
>Mother of Monsters
Why does it need to be shadowy dicks, why does it need to be a excrutiating birth, why does it need to be messy? Sister have you tried summoning the baby out of the womb like daddy like if he can teleport so can the baby
Goddamn how much can those characters earn with Alimonies?

>>712965630
Well keep your eyes open kid, I'm gonna be dropping fippies all over this shitty website

Black Tokyo got a new edition?

>>712966395
>Why does it need to be shadowy dicks, why does it need to be a excrutiating birth, why does it need to be messy?
Because you're making corrupt bargains with darkness to pervert your body for foul power.
Like the hags of Macbeth, witchery is not pleasant or kind or pretty but it is potent and in following the forbidden paths one only cares about power.

>>712966259
DotA has been "dying" for more than 10 years. It's gonna be fine.

ENTER

>>712965630
Ironic considering the amount of images /r9k/ made of Pepe shitting all over Wojak.

>>712967139
ENTER BIOWARE

>>712956490 (OP)
uh oh

>>712958068
>magical effect is everyone who sees you is disgusted and horrified
Riiight.

>>712956490 (OP)
Mother of monsters is literally worse than this
and it's from the same book, you go into labor playing that

>>712958163
is that the writer?

>>712966287
I'm trying this tomorrow.

>>712960989
>anti-lolifags are all child rapists
>i.e. the people most qualified to say it's harmful pedoshit are calling it such
Interesting

>>712966026
CLEAN IT UP CLERICS

>>712957618
>>712967139
>No unbirth ability

I can't do it from the machine I'm on. Somebody PLEASE look up a PDF of the Black Tokyo setting book for Dungeons and Dragons 3rd edition and post screencaps. I can't decide if the "armor yourself in your own excrement" or the "snuff film maiden" prestige class is better.

>>712960676
Pansexual LGBTQ advocate diaperfag got baited by pedohunters. Dude thought he was going to get some oyakadon scat play with some mom and her 11 year old daughter and instead ended up just being recorded shitting a diaper and hauled off by the cops

This just seems like a fast way to be forced to deal with someoje's scat fetish during a role playing session.

>>712965260
>that's just x with some vague similarity
ok

Since we're posting swords

>>712957207
ask india

>>712957207
>>712956490 (OP)
>OHHH THE HORROR AN ABOMINATION MADE OF POOP

>>712969650
>time
>luna
>parry the world

>>712970714
Kek

>>712956490 (OP)
imagine picking a school of magic, and among all the wonderous themes and elements, you pick literal shit as your energy source

>>712971719
At least it's not piss

>>712971719
Imagine never needing a mana potion because you are your own MP factory. Imagine never needing to use the bathroom again because you burn it all up by converting it to spells.

Can we just go back to the good old days of the Wizzard?

>>712971846
Sorry, the magical realm had to change its methods, people were getting too used to it.

>>712971719
Magic traditions in SotDL have an entry fee so if youve already picked forbidden its more efficient to pick up the spell that makes a guy shit himself to death rather than learn elemental magic

>>712956490 (OP)
Stupid spell. Why would you shit an elemental if you can make your enemies shit an elemental that turns against them?

>>712956490 (OP)
what setting is this from?

>>712956490 (OP)
>indian catering game

>>712972094
>can't be certain if an enemy has enough shit in their system to convert to an elemental
>enemy's shit might not be 'good enough' quality to make an elemental that will pull its weight in a fight
>may be harder to control resulting shit elemental since the shit came from another being

summoning from your own shit ensures you know you have material to summon one, ensures it will be of quality (since you control your diet), and ensures you can control it since it came out of you and thus probably carries some of your 'essence' so to speak

>>712956490 (OP)
So, Indian is a Class now.

>>712956490 (OP)
oh now i KNOW you fuckers are /v/ tards

>>712965084
jannymancer

>>712972771
Does he do it for free?

>>712970714
Conker did NOT go insane from seeing this, unlike fragile tg characters

Commanding shit is an interesting idea, but depend how you do it, it kinda means you can control literally everything doesn't it?
Shit is just broken down plant and animal matter.

>>712973153
Conner was already insane.

>>712956490 (OP)
I want my innocence back...

>>712957618
muhfreesbro.
haven't heard of that place in a long time.

>>712957802
Shadowrun did that shit in the 80's, child.

>>712956490 (OP)
>The ability to force people to poop.
I think I've read this story in sadpanda.

Shadow of the Demon Lord is just endless summer /tg/'s pussified version of FATAL for zoomers.

>>712969650
Drain and frost, now neither of us are having fun.

>>712957618
>Mother of Monsters
Why boner? Maybe I should take a break from Sad Panda.

>>712957618
Gorger is more of a carrion eater that eats anything organic no matter how rotten it is, than just plain cannibal. Basically a ghoul who eats corpses and carcasses.

>>712969650
Drain is fucking insanely overpowered wtf

>>712956490 (OP)
I never expected to see a Shadow of the Demon Lord thread here. I'm currently running an online game for my 4chan friends. One of the characters is a NEET wizard who we joke lurks wizchan through his crystal orb while the other wizard who is a (literal) bugman shitposts about human women loving Big Bug Cock.

WTF now India is a class? I'm fucking done with TTRPGS

>>712956490 (OP)
nurgle niggas...

>>712956490 (OP)
sisters....they're making fun of us again...

>>712961194
Yeah that's what "barely" means

>>712980416
I implore you to look up the definition of barley.

>>712959526
>Potions class in Delhi School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
>Literally all Professor Abdi has us do is throw cow manure and urine in cauldrons and stir it
>Insists we don't need any other ingredients because cow shit and piss are sacred bodily fluids that can do anything including granting eternal youth and cure any disease
>Defense against the Dark Arts
>All we do is practice spells that prevent gift cards from being redeemed
>No quiditch teams. All our players were disqualified and banned from the sport for using illegal broom modifications and loaded snitches. Also numerous complaints regarding our players taking shits while riding their brooms and sending shit flying into the spectator stands
I wish I was at Hogwarts...

>>712976675
Shadowrun is fucking gay, Anon.

>>712980659
>barley
>a tall plant like grass with long, straight hairs growing from the head of each stem, or the grain from this plant, used for food and for making beer and whisky

>>712965478
>not bowel movements
ONE FUCKING JOB

>>712956490 (OP)
>When the party first discover who they're allied with

>>712956490 (OP)
This is actually in the real spirit of RPG. ROLEPLAYING. CYOA. You actually have a choice. You can be a virtuous wanna be virgin saintess or evil mega magic rapist 88. You can choose. This is actually what it should be, fun and a whole lot of freedom of choices. Meanwhile even modern RPG players TELL the group what is good and what's not.

>>712957012
I'm at least 87% sure it's not the designer's fetish.
He just likes making outrageous, Junji Ito-tier disgust-horror and likes fucking with his friends by making them go through dungeons filled with absolutely gross shit. I don't think
>I cast Castration
is a fetish thing anymore than I think the director of Bone Tomahawk has a fetish for getting split like a wishbone. It's just gross and unnerving for the sake of horror.
Fortunately, 99+% of players won't pick the really gross, edgy shit because even the act of learning that Forbidden magic makes you so evil that your character becomes corrupted, disfigured, and hideous.

>>712957618
The issue with every tabletop game that is meant to be overtly grimdark and gruesome is that it expects you to be 100% serious among a group of people as if everyone is going to be horrified and biting their nails in unison over what is ultimately a super awkward and corny social interaction. It's like inviting your friends over to watch Human Centipede with completely serious intent. Either no one is showing up or everyone is going to feel super awkward.

>>712973045
Cleanliness is its own reward.

>>712981741
The "issue" with grimdark is that the genre's most outspoken critics are the only ones who choose to take it
seriously. Most people just like the hopeless setting because it means you get to have fun making depraved and degenerate shit for laughs.

>>712969650
No reason not to pick Hell. Having 200% damage from the start is already good. Judgement can take care of any enemy with higher HP than damage scaling.

>>712973308
>Dogma reference
Based

>>712982175
dogma balls

>>712956490 (OP)
Didn't these used to be called Cancer Mages?

>>712957618
>last name is Schwalb, obvious German origin
>write about covering yourself in shit, eating shit and molding shit
Pottery.

>>712958163
why are Americans like this tho?

>>712962232
Holy shit the 3rd sword from top row. Literal brap sword that farts in your face when you swing with it.

>>712983015
they both look jewish

>>712969650
>Ether & drain
You can kill anyone now.

>>712981492
>director of Bone Tomahawk
That's Craig Zahler, he's one of the few directors that refuses to use CGI and uses dummies and practical effects instead to do his gore and blood scenes. Gives it that slasher feel like horror films back then.

>>712967231
oh yeah, really wasn't expecting this route for the darkspawn fuckery
do they ever explain what the fuck the darkspawn are?

>>712960184
Hot

>>712960184
This is unironically how I play as a wizard in character Ai adventure games. I play as a wizard and do shit like use a spell to turn my enemies into 11 year Olds then I start fucking around with them. Cast mega diarrhea and they start shitting out their intestines and shit.

>>712983607
>do they ever explain what the darkspawn are
Literally yes? Unless you just didn't bother to read the codex the darkspawn are rape babies and depending on what race the broodmother was, they come out a different darkspawn.
Humans = Hurlocks
Dwarves = Genlocks
Elves = Shrieks
Qunari = Ogres
If the darkspawn is able to kill its entire brood when it's still young, it becomes an alpha. Then if if an alpha kills another alpha while young, it becomes an omega (you fight one in Origins in an encounter).

>>712959845
here's your male mother of monsters bro
enjoy getting fagpreggers

>>712980703
when I was 8 years old I made a "potion" out of rainwater and dogshit in my back yard then threw it on my friend

>>712984221
Reminded me of the succubus in pic.

>>712956490 (OP)
I think I have the perfect spell to fix this

>>712969650
hell in combination with some kind of crit build to 1 shot everything.

nice argument evil sorceress, however

>shitbends your breakfast into a giant shit fist and punches your womb from the inside

>>712984287
Somebody had his dick in hand writing this.

>>712986050
That's the one pic in this entire thread you're going to say that to?

>>712960989
Nigga I've seen the shit you loli fags talk about in your threads. You can't pretend otherwise when you guys publically talk about wanted to fuck actual children.

>>712956490 (OP)
was in der fuck?

>>712960676
That’s the guy calling you a pedo for liking anime girls

>>712984287
Either
>Mardoc: I don't care if he's some kind of rape wizard as long as he's useful
>Thudreid: I don't care if she's a slaver as long as she's useful (bonus points if I can have sex with her or direct her to capture sex slaves for me)

>>712986486
There's a world of difference between venting/fantasizing on a website while beating off to anime girls and being some hypocritical faggot who's actual doing it IRL (or at least trying to do it).

>>712956951
At this point I'd rather play with the degenerates than the people who got into tabletop after binge watching critical role during covid.

>>712988429
this and if he knows it's disgusting he can probably still be fun to play with

>>712956490 (OP)
This is somebody's fetish

>>712976904
really funny this kind of artstyle instantly tells you it's gonna be scat

>>712956814
>>712965630
kys samenigger frogtranny

>>712956814
fpbp

>>712956814
fpbp

>>712986486
I'll take things that didn't happen for $500, Alex

>>712981741
When you're getting down to the actual nitty gritty of grimdark you're either going in with the expectation of high casualties such that you don't ruin a story arc by having someone stick around too long to become jaded to it or you're going in expecting to be elbowing each other as you gleefully describe poisoning wells and bloodletting children.

>>712956814
fippy bippy