Thread 712982236

Choose your hero!
https://www.dndbeyond.com/species

>>712982236 (OP)
(White) Human male fighter fpbp /thread

dnd (darkies and dilators)

>>712982236 (OP)
They all look like artist just drew people they/them saw at streets of Seattle.

Human male with minotaur wife

>>712982236 (OP)
i hate this artstyle so much its unreal

>>712982236 (OP)
Why does it look so lame and gay
>no negative traits

>>712982587
There are no more flat stat benefits or penalties because it is racist and ableist.

>>712982689
Thank fuck 3.5 and previous can be downloaded easy peasy

Why does everyone look so gay? Why is the dragonborn fat? Why does the Dwarf.... Wait - Is that a fucking beard on his shoulder... Is that fucking Dwarf Gay? Jesus Christ he is. That's his fucking husbands beard isn't it. Fucking hell.

MAENNLICH WEISS DEUTSCH

>>712982236 (OP)
>nerd aasimar
>beer gut dragonborn
>sassy dwarf
>fat elf
>girl genius gnome
>bishie goliath
>single mom halfling
>diverse human
>girl boss orc
>mtf thiefling
...adventure?

>>712982881
Orcs are latinx coded, chud.

>>712983120
how unbelievably insulting

Can't wait to hear about this for a week from the culture war chuds that don't play DnD and don't have friends
I have anti-woke fatigue

>>712983204
It's never going to stick, subhuman.

>>712983120
KEK

>>712983204
i think everyone shares that feeling

>>712983204
>anti-woke
...normal?

>>712983120
If someone wants to play an Orc, surely they want to play an Orc and not albino Mexicans with a couple of big teeth

>>712983265
>replying to yourself
lmao

>>712983204
All the mossad chud shills are out in full force this week after Cruz let slip that Amerigolems are getting shipped to Israel

>>712983120
>the landwhale on the back

>>712983273
Anti-woke isn't normal.
Anti-woke is code for pro-israel and normal people don't want to die for israel.

>>712983120
>fat orc bitch on rock
>rock breaks
>crushes orc children
The artist has a SICK sense of humour

>>712983369
this

>>712983278
why would even mexicans want to play as an orc
>hmmm yes sweety your ethnicity is represented in this setting as the tradtionally ugly violent rapist monsters :) but they're wholesome this time!
how is it so hard to just have fantasy races as fantasy races and the equivalent of human ethnicities just to be human factions, if you want to represent mexicans in a fantasy setting why can't they just be brown humans, if you want to represent blacks in a fantasy setting why can't they just be black humans

>>712983369
Won't die for Israel. Won't die for axe wound freaks. Won't die for brown subhumans. Glass all of the middle east. All of India. All of the Arab shitholes. All of Israel.

Fuck you, fuck them. Leave me alone, subhuman.

>>712983204
I have culture war fatigue, yes. Both sides are annoying but at least leftists don't spam my board with bullshit twitter links for 20 hours a day

>>712983445
If you're anti-woke, you're pro-israel.
There's no way out of that.

>>712983530
Post hand

>>712983530
No? What the fuck kind of logic is that
Fuck Israel

>>712983603
Who did you vote for then?
You know all those anti-woke influencers are owned by Israeli organizations, right?

>>712983530
Ahh yes, the pro-Israel Terrorists.

Fuck them. Fuck you. Ugly brown subhuman

>>712983682
I didn't vote you actual factual retard, both parties are cancer.

>>712983683
Anti-woke is just code for pro-israel.

You voted israelis into power.
You gave them the ability to control you.
You are going to war for them.

You are cheering them on.

>>712982236 (OP)
Where's my half elves though?

>>712983732
You didn't vote but you still support pro-israel politicians?
What a moron

>>712983758
Half races were removed completely.

>>712983870
yet literal partial demons/angels are okay
what the fuck

what is this jew even sperging about, everyone hates you, both on the left and the right

>>712983870
Well that's lame, they were always my go to option in every DnD based game

>>712983204
>anti-woke fatigue
This just means you're growing up and stopped caring about culture war issues.

>>712982236 (OP)
Dragonborn? Noooooooooooo...

>>712983530
Israel is woke and Palestine is chuddy tho

>>712983204
same

>>712983445
lol cry more american; you are spending billions funding israeli atrocities and put someone in power to futher it.

AIPAC is the biggest lobby in america and american money is being diverted to fund an ethonostate that shouldn't even exist, on a land where muslims and jews used to live in coexistence just fine before europeans wanted a base of operations in the middle east.

you're seing the first ever live broadcast and reporting of genocide in real-time and you've retreated your fatass into the fetal position chanting your comforting mantra "won't die for them, subhuman subhuman" to soothe your feeble infantilised brain.

wake the fuck up or permanently go to sleep, jackass.

>>712984181
>Israel is woke
you're a retard

>>712983204
>weeds.png

>>712982236 (OP)
Why are their two orcs in that image?

>>712982236 (OP)
>human
Sure...

>>712983120
>US-Mexican border

>>712984750
>JIDF calling normal people weeds when they call them out
Lol
Lmao

>>712982236 (OP)
>mutt
>fat
>gay bear
>mutt
>le quirko
>faggy look
>mutt hobbit
>nigger
>le plebbit quirky subverting expectations orc
Jesus Christ. only the tiefling looks somewhat ok, but the drawing style sucks.

>>712984741
Look which one allows pride parades and flaunts putting up rainbow flags in the warzone in social media.

>>712984978
I think the gnome looks OK

>>712984991
Didn't the anti-woke vote a pro-israel president into office tho? Isn't he sending you to war?

>>712984978
The Tiefling is a tranny

>>712982413
kek it do be like that...

>>712985159
Something felt eery and off about it, I couldn't name it and thought it was the art style.

>>712984991
>normal people and leftists aren't falling for Israel shill tactics like pride parades in Gaza
>but chuds will gladly die for Israel because he saw a brown person in a video game
anti-wokesters are the biggest golems in the world

>be nigger
>want to get into DnD
>get to choose one of many fantastical races to play as
>WTF NONE OF THESE ARE NIGGERS FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY

>>712985154
American Christians are pro-Israel because they believe in Dual Covenant theology and doomsday profecies from the 19th centure. Israel could be openly communist and Christian Americans would still support it zealously, because they think existence of the state of Israel is vital to God's plan.

>>712984991
all that shit is just posturing because they are LITERALLY genociding an entire peoples.

but sure, waving a pride flag negates all human atrocities, like praying to a fictional god for forgiveness absolves you of all crime.

fuck off

>>712984976
It's always projection with them. Call out the obvious ops and suddenly you're a "weed" or worse. Meanwhile they're out here with state-backed PR campaigns and Twitter bots defending airstrikes with TikToks. Absolute clown world.

>>712982236 (OP)
Boomers were right (again), DnD is demonic.

>>712985593
Damn they're somehow genociding all Arabs?

>>712982881
what is nigger vision?

>>712982236 (OP)
Artwork is not even tumblr tier, it's beyond tumblr. Posttumblr, if you will.

>>712982489
>>712982236 (OP)
Because californians can only make California. What is worse is that today many people now see only California in most modern media and, when they themselves try to make something, they create another California.
One of the notable examples is the addon to the remaster of Kingdoms of Amalur. Original game maintains the feel of mystery magical poetry land full of irish legends. Two original addons don't fully follow the original game with this themes, but still provide magical lands of the past feel. Then Deutschlanders (not the original developers) made remaster (suddenly mostly only bugfixes and memory leaks, only noticeable bad decision was to turn down bloom somewhat, that had been providing dreamlike atmosphere for the game), but had also decided to make their own addon. And this addon is bad. Most characters speak with modern phrases, using modern vocabulary. Intonations are that of an office clerk instead of half-theatrical of the original game. Plotwise it shits all over the original game and main character (hence you, the player). Visually it is as boring as germans could only be - only slight exception is the castle, that had clearly been designed for some other much darker game, but castle still is out of place.
And, unfortunately, such situation is everywhere today.

>>712986075
Highlights loot

>>712983120
whats with mexicans depicted as masters of falconry
is this historically accurate?

>>712985687
The paranoid boomer Christian idea of demonic warlocks in black robes writing these games to teach real satanic spells to kids was at least cool as fuck and made D&D feel more interesting and exciting (satanic panic increased sales of D&D), this is just lame and gay.

>>712986301
It’s really more of a “birds don’t have borders, they’re free” kind of motif.

>>712983364
he said they were latinx coded, fren

>>712982236 (OP)
>>>/tg/

>>712982236 (OP)
>making everyone ugly
>normalizing tieflings
>putting faggotry everywhere
>putting "representation" instead of cool things
Guess, what else? Right, BG3 went further and had intentionally gave proper faces only to the worst villains (demon, baal girl, old hag in human form, old necromantic general) and, suddenly, to some tieflings, also more or less common for some background nobility NPCs, who depict an ignorant crowd, barely have two phrases and most likely wouldn't be interacted directly at all, as they all "conviniently" move behind pillars in that hall right after cutscene, so players wouldn't notice them. Hovewer almost every "positive" humanoid character have "plain ugly" face - just several small "adjustments", so the face wouldn't look good no matter what.
Not to mention, that some "positive" characters act quite repulsive - see that scene after defeating necro general boss, when angel girl is saved and daughter of that boss weren't kidnapped, for example.
BG3 not only promotes uglyness - it promotes the idea, that "beauty is bad, evil".

>>712982236 (OP)
Holy shit all of them look wretched. Since when did we stop offering good looking characters templates in games?

>>712986758
Since 2012 roughly.

>>712986301
Native Americans lived in unity with nature

>>712982236 (OP)
I, uh
I choose to side with the villains

>>712982236 (OP)
But that's not orc, orcs are cool chaotic monsters and that faggy looking twat is clearly half-orc

>>712987030
Also fonts and book covers. Search for 3.5 book and compare them with 5e.

>>712987030
why would people choose to be disabled in a world of magic

>>712986806
mexicans arent native but i also see this with indians too
there was even that game where you play as a bunch of red skinned indians fighting colonizers with falcons
were native americans known for their falconry?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1075080/Falcon_Age/

>>712986916
Bad anon, those are the old orcs that were too similar to black people.

>>712984976
>>712985596
>doesn't understand what picture that anon refered to
Way to out yourself, subhuman newfaggot.

>>712987276
even then why not having something cooler like riding a creature or spider chair that moves better but you can't evade and stuff

>>712987359
Yeah, a JIDF agent referencing that comic is peak irony.

>>712983910
Why the IUD?

>human
>inhuman chimpanzee

Uh…

>>712982587
They look all the same, instead picking an interesting culture you can use for your character you just pick height and range of skincolor.

>>712987341
Are you the one, who would say, that old WoW goblins remind you about jews?

>>712987030
Love how they're surrounding the wheelchair. It's like they can't help themselves about what to do with the narrative of "handicapped people are equals", when they're going full on "PROTECT THE CRIPPLE!" in this image.

>>712987472
Probably not, I never played WoW and the WC3 goblins didn't strike me as particularly Jewish.

>>712983278
Leftards are mentally incapable of understanding fiction, everything must be related to real life for them.

>>712986183
>>712982489
So much for "diversity". Diversity of skin colors and hair paints, more like and nothing else.

>>712982236 (OP)
>everyone is some kind of ugly shitskin

>>712982236 (OP)
anyone else think the elf looks like her head is on backwards?

>>712983369
>Anti-woke is code for pro-israel
you do realize israel is the one pushing all the pozzed woke shit

>>712982236 (OP)
>2 manlet races
why

this is why I play Pathfinder 2E
I WANT my freaks

t. libtard

>>712988507
Exactly. It's all surface-level. They pat themselves on the back for picking a rainbow of skin tones but won't dare write characters with actual contrasting beliefs, cultures, or values. Diversity of thought? Nah, too dangerous. Just slap a nose ring and blue dreadlocks on an elf and call it a day.

Take the Pathfinder pill

>>712982236 (OP)
wtf i dont wanna be a nigger

Fantasy is best when humans are the only sentient race and everything else is just monsters & creatures

>>712983732
Filthy fence sitting faggot.