Thread 712991640

VAGINA INFANTIL

>>712991640 (OP)
thats adding another 2 million copies sold

>>712991640 (OP)
What's with Nintendo and toddler girls?

>>712991640 (OP)
This looks revolting.
Ugly Pixar garbage.

Racing with Baby Rosalina!!!

>>712991640 (OP)
AAAAANNNNNNNNND preordered

>>712991640 (OP)
>loli pauline
okay
>she's barefoot
OKAY
>she's always on your back and you can see her bare soles
OOOOKAY

>>712991640 (OP)
hue

>>712991640 (OP)
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>712991830
whoever came up with this needs a raise

Why does every game with child characters get flooded with ironic pedo shitpost comments?

cute and funny

>ironic
You have to go back

death to all preds

>>712992135
>ironic

>>712992135
>ironic
lol
lmao

Why is she white and not japanese?

So is Pauline officially part of the Cunny League?

>>712992247
You can start by killing yourself.

>>712991640 (OP)
loli chads can't stop winning!

Not a fan of the long pants

She wants the D...K!

>>712992597
thats why you immediately change her into the dlc schooolgirl outfit

guys... i think i'm in love

>>712992135
>ironic
Did you miss the splatoon threads? and pokemon threads? and the smash community?

>another shoulder loli game
Based

This feels like Nintendo looked at Retro Studios' Harmony and decided to make it not complete shit.

>>712992597
Same but there are costumes so its ok.

My peepee is hard bros... what does it means? Why are my primate instincts kicking in??

But what about Poppy?

>>712992597
we can change her costumes bro!

>>712992780
>another
There's more?

>>712991640 (OP)
>Pragmata
>DK

Can't wait for the new gaming trend of having barefoot lolis riding on your back to sweep the industry.

Tell yourself six months ago that the next DK game will be a Mario Odyssey prequel with fully destructable environments and loli Pauline as your sidekick.

>>712992934
pragmata

>>712992923
>All of them are barefoot
Nintendo...

>>712992934
Pragmata

>>712992934
Pragmata

Has anyone tested spoofing amiibos with nfc tags on the switch 2 yet? Idk if there are any switch 2 exclusive games with amiibo support yet though. Want the pauline dress but i'm not buying that crap amiibo

>>712992135
>ironic

>>712992923
UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

>>712992597
You guys can screech all you want, but nintendo is literally enabling uohh posters by making her look like a pageant. Go on, tell me i'm lying

>>712992934
>he doesn't know

>>712992135
shes not a child

>>712992945
So much this. We (as in gaming community) need more of this.

>>712993030
Nintendo is just too based!

>>712991830
>needs to buy the amiboo to put makeup on your whore barefoot child


OK nintendo

>>712992945
You forgot e33

>>712993206
if she looks like one, she's one
pedophile

>>712991723
Their games are all made for babies. That’s literally their target audience. It just so happens that the former babies who grew up with their games and entered “adulthood” refuse to fucking move on with their lives.

I don’t give a shit what anyone says, tendies are just as cringe as “Disney Adults”

>>712993283
The amiibo itself looks nice so no issue for me.

>>712992923
MICROBIKINI PLEASE!!

>>712992923
I kneel

I really despise this emerging trend of grown men/animals with child sidekicks. It's really icky and enables the worst dregs of our society to feed their disgusting fetishes

SEE THAT MOUNTAIN?
YOU CAN SMASH IT TO PIECES!

>>712993030
>>712993283
>You have to pay $40 for the new Amiibo to put shoes on her.

I think it'll be good, but not Mario Odyssey good
I'm also getting the feeling King K Rool isn't in it at all

>>712991723
video games are for children, anon

She looks really tomboyish. I wonder if adult pauline will keep a bit of that wild side in newer apparitions.

>>712993283
no, you don't

>>712993283
God she's so fucking hot

>>712991640 (OP)
>pants
woke

>Joel and Ellie
>Astronaut and Pragmata girl
>DK and Pauline
>Leon and Matilda
The secret was always gruffly old man with a little girl protagonist.

>>712993283
>make-up hiding freckles
deepest lore.

>>712993393
Just wait for the mods. Jannies gonna freak.

>>712993408
T. roastie

>>712991640 (OP)
>Mario got cucked
>By DK
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>712993343
>sidescroller fags are raiding from youtube
This place was bad enough, go back.

>>712991640 (OP)
she ain't no cute
she ain't no funny

thats just a middle age hag in a child body

>>712993537
but she's barefoot, so it's fine

>>712992923
I doubt anyone wants to play dress up with a little girl.

>>712993064
yes, i played botw-fns2 and my old spoofed amiibo tags worked fine. it didnt brick my system or anything

>>712993283
yeah wear that lipstick you whore

What are the implications?

Prequel to New DONK City

>>712993283
the stream had a pop-up saying the dress was still available by progressing in the game

Does this mean Mario is also a child? He should be roughly the same age as DK if Yoshi Island DS is canon. Is Mario much older than Pauline (BASED), and how does this reconcile with DK and DK Jr?
Where is the Mario timeline autist? This cannot stand, Nintendo.

>>712993652
Okay cool thanks, might be different on a fully exclusive switch 2 game though, but probably not

>>712993609
Lolibabas are bad because?

>>712993671
>His finger is thicker than her arm.
Imagine...

>>712993574
>The secret was always gruffly old man with a little girl protagonist.
always has been

>>712993671
Size_difference, stomach_deformation

>>712993482
videogames like cod are for children, nintendo bing wahoo games are for gay babies

what if at the end Pauline kisses DK on the cheek

>>712993671
You tell us.

Have we entered it. The cunny epoch? Is our time now lolichads?

>>712993574
How can you forget
>Radhan and Miquella


Japan wants the piggyback ride daddy audience

>lolifags won
I kneel

Anyone knows who is her japanese VA?

>>712993849
Gorillas have tiny dicks actually, so it's a perfect fit

>>712993879
I fucking hope so. this boring world needs and deserves more loli kino!

>>712992597
So they put the woke freckles on her.

>>712993917
>Miquella
Too old.

>>712993865
i'm kissing tomoko on the cheek

>>712993683
but d*ddy and d*xie are here and look the same as ever. it CANT be prequel, right? arent they kids too?

>>712993730
Obviously this is the Yoshi fails to rescue baby Luigi and the eventual Mario revenge timeline

>>712992723
Got the full image?

>>712994031
pauline don't spread your legs like that in front of an adult!!!

>>712993849
based

>712993917
>miquella
retard

>>712993976
>Gorillas have tiny dicks actually
how the fuck do you know this? Is it supposed to be common knowledge or something?

>>712993671
I was just capping this to make a similar post
ToT unites us

>>712994031
...Actually, what's up with the second Rambi?

>>712993283
The amiibo is an early unlock, it's not required.

>DK is rolling around and smashing rocks while Pauline is on his back
She is going to get HURT

>>712993917
it's a good trope

>loline
>diana
is japan turning based again?

Besides the 11/10 loli this game looks incredible. I wasn't sure they'd be able to make a DK game the same quality as Mario Odyssey but it seems like they did it.

Don't know why you retards are shipping Loli-Pauline with Nu-DK, you guys want Seth Rogen to fuck your precious Loli or what?

>>712993973
idk but you can listen to it here
https://www.youtube.com/live/5D9JooJafeI?feature=shared&t=1898

>>712994157
There can be two rhinos in the same place at the same time you speciest

>>712994141
well i knew it

the fucking normalfag reach of the
>uoooh
shit has reached its breaking point. This is formulaic to the point that it has zero meaning. This is not an attractive character by any fucking standard. Get the fuck out with this "look at me, i belong" shit.

>>712991640 (OP)
THEY ACTUALLY HAVE HER FEET OUT??? LET’S FUCKING GOOOO

>>712993609
Lolibabas are great

>>712993408
It’s really not a recent thing (especially since you included animals), and it’s only perverse if you make it that way. It’s actually portrayed as innocent friendship all the time when it’s a child befriending some non human entity

What song does Pauline sing to turn Donkey Kong into a red ass baboon?

>baby mario and luigi
>baby peach and daisy
>baby rosalina
>now baby pauline
Why does Nintendo keep doing this?

>>712994031
They're teens, just smaller than DK because they're not bigass gorillas. Could happen in the far future but it's too much of a coincidence to have also Diddy and Dixie there.

>>712994312
you're wrong, enjoy the pauline cunny art spam

>>712994247
>shipping
Who talked about romance? We mean hardcore interspecies rough sex.

>donkey cunnanza
IM IN BROS

>>712993970
Wow thats actually based for once

>>712991640 (OP)
>pedofaggot sperging out.

SOVL

>>712994395
>enjoy the pauline cunny art spam
i will

I'm guessing erotic child Pauline will be coming to Mario Kart World as DLC.

>>712993970
Good. Gameplaychads always win. Amiibos is always pay to win shit.

>>712993671
One level gimmic i guess.

>>712994247
we're not doing that. people are just meming

is it the same VA for Pauline just doing a "young" voice? I can't tell.

>>712994395
>enjoy the pauline cunny art spam
UOH BANANA

>>712993609
>she ain't no cute
>she ain't no funny
She plays it like a flute
And then I stick it in her cunny

>>712994521
True niggas will play with jap dubbing.

>>712992247
XENOMORPHS SUCK

>>712993283
lolifags like you always give me a laugh, what pathetic creatures.

loli Pauline sucking on my banana...

>>712993970
Basiert

altered beast kong is unsettling

>>712994465
>not replacing the bananas with Pauline's face
NGMI

>>712994183
that's why Japan should never host shit stuff like Olympic games ever again.

Who the fuck is Mori calliope and why is she potentially in my donkey kong game

>>712994578
I don't know, something about playing a Nintendo game with a Japanese dub just seems especially gay to me.

>>712994247
>ugly_bastard
I think quite a few people here would like that

>>712994596
retard

>>712991640 (OP)
>>712992184
>>712992723
>>712992923
>someone at Nintendo is a true cunnyseur
This must be how trannies and gays feel about representation

>>712992792
I think it was more the ending of Mario Odyssey where you control Bowser and wreck shit while Peach rides on his shoulder, but I can see the parallels to Harmony. No way Nintendo had this much foresight though.

>>712994667
A v-tuber with singing sidegig. Lot of rapping.

Did they confirm/deny that one monkey is a tranny?

>>712994606
retard

>13
HAG
HAAAAAAAAAAG

>>712994616
>not replacing the bananas with Pauline's feet

It looks very much like "Mario Oddysee if he Donkey Kong" with some BotW elements. It looks fine but I personally won't be picking it up as there are a tonne of other games I'd like to play.

>>712994715
I can not stand american dub. Play with italian dub for a true authentic experience.

the Wonder american dub was dogshit.

>>712994769
faggot

>>712991640 (OP)
>Game where you protect a little girl as a monkey
Game of the fucking millennium fucking Nintendo does it again.

>>712991640 (OP)
Fineeeeeeeeeeee I'll buy your switch 2

>>712994715
>he missed Zelda's delicious jap voice
you're the only gay here.

>>712994771
Noooo! My boner is tainted!

>>712994031
>arent they kids too?
By DK64, Diddy's a teenager.

>>712994606
faggot

>>712991640 (OP)
>Bananza isn't worth seventy d-AAAACK!!!!

>>712994757
>transvestigating a digital ape
go back

>>712994771
>13
So this game is in the past then? Not that matter because this is a Nintendo game so they can just do whatever with the story.

I am insane or the one singing the songs is Callie?

>>712994861
retard

this but with Pauline

>>712994373
>friendship
Suppose they start that way but I think the intentions are usually brother/sister or father/daughter depending on the age of the guy.

>>712994771
She looks closer to an 8. At 13 you started puberty got your first pubes and periods and your breast are in that horrible growing abomination phase.

>>712994771
13?
she's kinda too short

this movie still manages to be influential almost 30 years later

>>712994902
Highly likely, this was theorized a month ago as well.

>>712994902
apparently it's mori colliope

>>712994771
>13
out of 10

>the sheer amount of Pauline loli feet art we’re about to see
I’ve never been so fucking ready in my life, bros

>>712994771
expired. it's over

rip shadman, he'd have loved donkey kong bazinga

>>712994934
I second this

>>712994667
>who
some english whoretuber

>>712994616
like this?

>>712994452
I prefer the lil rocky dude

>>712994957
>that scene she asks if he wants to have a wife

HOT MONKEY DICK

>>712994416
you spics deserve to be castrated without anesthesia, disgusting apes.

>>712994741
Kek

>>712994839
It's too weeby and nerdy and this is coming from someone who plays loli h-games.

>>712995054
there might be a rock outfit, they did a bunch of animations for the rock already.

either way, you gay.

The cuni is great but aren't you guys just tired of open world slop being in every nintendo game now? I'm worried about the nintendo IP future

>>712994465
and i will harass and make fun of every single one of them!

>>712994010
>Woke freckles
FAGGOT

>>712994771
>13
I get DK is a giant ape so she would look small next to him, but even those proportions when isolated do not look like a 13 year old, especially with how tall adult Pauline looks.

>>712994943
budding tits are based

>>712994771
She's flat and cute, that's a loli.

>>712993574
>The secret was always gruffly old man with a little girl protagonist.
Correct

>>712995196
why do you think any video game that isn't set in a literal box is "open world"?

do you even know what "open world" is?

>>712995054
same, it's way more aesthetic and fitting to the game than some random chick

>>712994772
100hours in mspaint

>>712994915
special ed student

>>712991640 (OP)
>IF THIS WAS A WARIO GAME IT WOULD'VE BEEN WARIO AND ASHLEY
FUCK MY LIFE

>>712994715
you’re obese and brown

>>712995196
This isn't really open world it's more big level based like most 3D Mayro games.

>>712995165
sounds like a (You) problem.

>>712995196
>open world
There are levels, Bananza is open world as Mario 64 was open world.

sandbox =/= open world

>>712992530
Are you quoting someone that said this to you?

>>712994010
>woke freckles
Not only are you retarded, but gay as well

>>712995286
THANK YOU KING

>>712995286
saved

>>712995306
nigger

>>712994771
>younger than most of my loli students in BA
looks fine too me.

>>712995286
based

>>712994816
>the monkey is whining about his small pedo clitty

>>712994771
Hebe is better

>>712994343
>>712994995
so what is it with lolifags and feet anyways or is it just /v/ that has it where feetfags and lolifags are are the same?

How come all Japs can act and sing but most Americans and Europeans can't do either or they can maybe do one of those kinda okay?

>>712995465
Meds

>>712995429
dirty spic

>>712995235
i still have faith k rool will be the true big bad in the end. they wouldnt show the twist ending in a pre release trailer

>>712994771
Hebe chads?

>yet another 4channy game with little kids that you blow spunk to
So what about everything you said about E33? Do you disavow that game because it didn’t have little kids?

>>712995515
disgusting freaks have weird fetishes, news at 11

He's going to be a boss, isn't he? He's going to see Donkey Kong with Pauline and think he's the one who captured her

>>712995562
shitskin

>>712995515
To be lolicon, you must be degenerate. Feet are an entry-level fetish that many degenerates pick up along the way. Simple as.

>>712995515
I love lolis and I love a good sole, loli feet are just extra special

>>712995590
begone shill

>>712995196
It’s more like an open zone game, like Sonic Frontiers. With open but separated invidual open worlds. Or as we used to call them, 3D platformer levels

>>712995537
isolated nation had to do everything because of scarce resources. Western countries don't have that issue so they specialize into one thing better

>>712995515
Feet are an erogenous zone.

>>712994995
I was already blasted with porn on Twitter when I looked at the trending hashtags. Pedo freaks just can’t keep it to themselves.

>hebe cowards joined the thread
and thread ruined.

>>712995590
see? this is why you don't have friends, you're always starting conflict, E33 is also a good game relax

do any of you know how to get allthefallen's smut mode working on anime boxes? the new update makes it impossible to see anything lewd and logging in doesn't work

>>712994493
It's guaranteed
They'll also release more outfits for DK. They clearly wanted to hold off on them to promote Bananza when it comes out

>>712994141
humans have one of the largest dick:body ratios in the world and we're the biggest among apes by a mile

>>712995515
Not a feetfag but turns out, feetfagging is the most common kink there is, more than anal or even homosexuality.

>>712995542
>simian is projecting his psyche on me

lolifags really are funny!

>>712995638
and YES I am excited for Pragmata

Game looks great.
I wonder if this game will effect dks moveset in smash

>>712995618
>"Get-a your hands off of my loli wife-a!"

>>712995727
schizo

>>712995618
nah that would be apex kino and Nintendo doesn't have that dawg in them

>>712995643
YES SIR! WE IN THE “ethics in video game journalism movement” LOOOOOOOVE LITTLE KIDS! CUTE AND FUNNY SIR!

>>712995762
e33 slopped and sharted

>>712995684
wait...are there unironically factions and age disputes among pedos? They're all kids right?

>>712995619
pajeet

>>712991640 (OP)
>open world
>in-game currency
>destructible environments
>skill points and upgrades
>transformations
>fast-travel
>costumes locked behind amiibo
>assist mode
>female protagonist that will do all the talking and plot-related stuff
this game feels like it was made in a corporate boardroom

>Pauline has a shared dream with DK

That means Donkey Kong(1981) is retroactivley a very tragic game.

>>712995687
>if you aren’t a pedo you don’t have friends
So is this the weird cope that this gaggle of godless degenerates is pulling out? I was looking forward to this game until today. Now I only associate it with online weirdos who draw porn of little kids. Yet another game ruined by its fan base.

>>712995701
>actual pedo detected
MOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>712995515
when you evolve into a loli chad, you just start to enjoy every single part of them. I still prefer armpits over feet though.

Is she a young Pauline or a lolified adult Pauline?

>>712994771
Now gtfo of my board pedophiles

>>712995618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRTwO9lyIEs

>>712995618
would mario also be 13? that would be neat

so what is the story, why is pauline a child? is it an origin story or a time travel story or a de-aging mishap story?

>>712995638
mega faggot

>>712995286
Why is Pauline angry at her own feet.

This should've been the launch title

>>712995571
At some point the narrator says something about seals put by "someone", it's him.

What will be the big "we control bowser" surprise for this game?

Mario cameo? K Rool is the big baddie all along? Pauline growing up?

1981: DK steals the girl
2025: DK puts the girl back

It's like poetry, so that they rhyme

So DK is a groomer, he took care of a kid just to kidnap her for sex later.

>>712995861
it's your own fault

Why are so many trannys here obsessing over the "story"

>>712992135
>ironic

>>712995618
this will happen but he will be mindcontrolled or something because modern mario cant do something "evil" even on accident or it would hurt the brand image

>>712995963
I love and miss her so much.

>>712994771
13 is peak, but she doesn't look like 13.

I still believe that Paulines dream in the end will be to build New Donk City, while Donkey Kong takes his share of the riches to purchase an island.

>>712993283
>40 dollar amiibo
yeah nigga im shoplifting this lol

>>712995913
I imagine it's just a retcon.
And they are making the women cranky kidnapped a different "Pauline" and he was defeated by "jumpman" not mario.

>>712995983
Care to explain what you’re spamming this board about, chomo?

>>712995836
Mario is the true evil

>>712996052
my board, you can leave

>>712995757
>surprise surprise the lolifag cries

quite humiliating for ya!

>>712994771
>Looks like a loli
>It's a hebe
Nintendo trying to make everyone happy it seems

>>712995890
DK looking kinda zesty

>>712991640 (OP)
wtf she looks like a Kong
>Daisy Kong

pauline is gonna wish to become an adult or something

>>712993283
nah it just lets you get the dress early

>>712995873
She's 13 in this game.

>The box art has been updated to show Pauline and her soles
You are getting it physically, right?

>>712993283
too much make up noooooo

>>712995963
DK and Pauline swap, she gets turned into a big gorilla and he turns into a child

>>712995515
I love every part of a loli.

So, it confirms that Paulina gets turned into a child or something? Tendies will buy just for that because they're all weirdos.

>>712996106
bro you've been crying the whole thread who are you trying to fool?

I wonder why they're pushing pauline so much harder compared to rosalina since they were both introduced in a new 3D mario platformer but rosa was kinda discarded after galaxy

>>712991640 (OP)
>Underage girl
>Traveling in underground biomes
>Overpowered male character

I'm getting major Made in Abyss vibes from this game.

I want Loline to sniff and lick my armpits and eat out my asshole.

>>712995872
*lolicuck

>>712996178
Oh my, GIGANTO LOLI

>>712995618
It will be Mario "Jumpman" Sr, the father of the Mario everyone knows about.

is she on your shoulder the entire fucking game?

>The box art has been updated to show Pauline and her soles
You are getting it physically, right?

>>712996221
you shoulnd't come to /v/ bro, your ISP has records of you coming to threads like these and they don't care if you come to only complain

>>712994247
nu DK is based his old design wasn't expressive enough and even his own designer admitted that if he made him today he probably wouldn't have designed him with those eyebrows

>>712996105
Not when you’re in jail.

>>712996221
its unknown if Pauline has been turned into a child or if this is an origin story, I believe its an origin story because loline has aspirations to become a singer and by Odyssey she already has a career going on

I can't wait to play Loline's game!

>>712996229
>he continues to project his sorrow on me

geg!

>>712996337
I'm just playing funny games

>>712996247
>cuck
projecting much?

>>712994376
gangster rap

>>712996230
>I wonder why they're pushing pauline so much harder
they saw the positive reception she got in Odyssey and knew they had a new popular female character to utilize

>>712996320
>they cropped out the best part when she was first leaked
the internet would have exploded then and there.

>>712996236
Drawfags, get to work!

>>712993970
probably its gonna be an 'finish the game first' deal.

but COME ON! At least give us a couple of outfits where she's not Barefoot, dammit!

>>712995618
Yeah I would expect this Italian homo to be jealous of big chad Donkey

>>712991640 (OP)
>Hidden worlds underground
>Fossils
>Kremlin skeletons

This shit is gonna be the origin story of King K Rool, ain't it? These bad guy kongs are gonna dig too deep and unearth the Kremlin empire lost to time or some shit.

>>712996423
was rosalina not popular? I just don't know why pauline is getting so much love compared to rosalina

>>712996387
sorrow? I'm celebrating right now.

>>712991640 (OP)
Cute AND Funny
Post more tiny Pauline

>>712996458
>but COME ON! At least give us a couple of outfits where she's censored, dammit!
kys

So wait. Cranky Kong is the one who kidnapped Pauline in the original Donkey Kong, but in Bananza where they’re meeting Pauline for the first time, he’s old?

>>712996245
>pedofaggot

>>712995897
>DK and Pauline reach the surface world in New Donk City
>People start attacking the Ape carrying the little girl
>The two climb up up a demolition site, fighting off members of the Wrecking Crew trying to stop them
>as they reach the top a young man with a red hat jumps out of the crowd
>”be careful jumpman!” somebody shouts
Imagine the Reddit threads

>>712996313
imagine if they actually made Jumpman as canonically Mario and Luigi's dad fucking up DK's shit constantly would also give Nintendo an excuse to make their Mom as a character too

>>712996520
I WANT TO PROTECT THE LITTLE GIRL

>>712996583
>faggotfaggot

It's gonna be a Pauline jr
Nothing else makes sense

>>712991640 (OP)
Why did they turn her into a loli?

>>712994771
13 is peak

>>712996230
>>712996517
Rosalina was pushed hard when she came out, she's a staple of all the spin-offs too.
It's just the Nintendo circle. Every decade they actually introduce a new character that sticks around.
Only difference is Pauline has a DK connection so it made sense to slap her into this game.

Nintendo DS bird reference

They don't forget anything, do they?

>>712996553
either time shenanigans, some weird transformation magic
or pauline's daughter that she conveniently called her pauline too

>>712992597
True, but they made her sleeveless. The sideflat art draws itself.

>>712994031
Um.. is Pauline taking a deep sniff here?

>>712991640 (OP)
>dong bananza
>impregmata
thank you, video games

>>712996517
rosalina is typecast, she has to be in a format like Galaxy to make sense. Pauline can be put in more situations in comparison

>>712994031
>but diddy and dixie are here and look the same as ever
Not really

>>712991640 (OP)
she's better

>>712996720
they look good

>>712994771
She is 13 *wink wink*

Cruel and slow death to all pedophiles, eternal hellfire after.

>>712994771
Ruined

>>712996664
They have the chance to make one of kinoest features.

Right before the game starts, you are greeted to the esculping minigame just like Mario 64.

>>712996723
>Gold lipstick

Oh baby....

>>712996723
it's hilarious how much this chick was shilled and how all the hype around her instantly faded the microsecond loline got revealed

>>712991640 (OP)
NIÑA SEXO

>>712996723
that's a man, baby

>>712996553
>lady is either a different character now
>end of bananza will be a misunderstanding where mario thinks dk2 is kidnapping her
>weird time shenanagans and fedora kong/dkjr shows up at the end to fix the time line.

>>712995618
Donkey kong circus reference

But where's Candy Kong?

>>712996798
based and true

*They* are going to latch onto this aren't *they*

>>712996553
Im thinking it might be the original Pauline's daughter

>>712996221
It's just like Yoshi and Baby Mario in Yoshi's Island. It's an origin story. It's cartoon logic, the Mario cast is a bunch of actors. Bowser already lost 7 kids to gain a new one before. Just roll with it.

>>712996626
>tardspeak

>>712996320
Man that's so fucking cute
Day 1 for me now

So is it safe to assume that most grown men playing tendie games are pedophiles or worse?

>>712996867
>ice area
>feet remain bare
How are foot fags so powerful?

>>712996867
This is the outfit that will separate the freaks from the REAL freaks

>>712991640 (OP)
why is /v/ suddenly obsessed with a child?

>Pauline is 13
we really don't need time shenanigans
it's only a 10 year gap between this and "now" since Nintendo insists that Mario is some young 20-something. Pauline is probably also in her 20's despite being a singer with a career in politics
because anime age

>>712996867
of course they were, the second pauline got revealed you should've known they would be popping out of the woodwork to groom unsuspecting children

>>712994247
Ehehehe
Mario, I'm gonna rip a bong and fuck this little girl ehehehe

One Piece Gear 4th Reference

>>712996320
>No overalls in the box art
>But has them on all throughout the direct

So are they pushing them for his new design or not

>>712996841
And Pauline is a shota

>>712996965
>suddenly

You must be new here.

>>712996968
The issue is that Cranky Kong is the one to kidnap Pauline

>>712994771
she looks ugly. like she's from that western goblina game that gets shilled here.

>>712995963
Giant Loli Pauline fights Giant Golden K.rool

loli Pauline game when?
baby Rosalina game when?
baby Daisy game when?
Ashley game when?

>>712995701
Check if the app lets you add the API key of your atf's account. I use LoliSnatcher with the key and it works fine.

>>712996320
>Box art updated
Holy soul

it's perfect...

Getting the amiibo to lick her soles

>>712996867
Loline 100% confirmed for as a racer in Mario Kart World at this point.

Fine by me that Pauline becomes DK princess.

>>712996867
Incels just keep losing

>>712997018
I hate those fucking overalls, and someone on the dev team or marketing team wants to make them a thing.

>>712997030
hot

>>712996962
kek

>>712996329
>Le KEKKA
>Come into thread to complain about something I hate ahhhh why did I do that

I can do what I want, faggot.

>>712997045
Then they must have retconned the woman in the original arcade game to be somebody else.

>>712996858
mogged by patrician taste

>>712997094
Finally, I can replace Rosalina as my main after they ruined her voice

>>712991640 (OP)
>>712991830
>loli paired with hairy beast
cant believe nintendo did it again

>skill points
>in a donkey kong platformer

>>712994771
>not loli feet
>but actually hebe feet
I still win regardless!

I was going to buy this game. Now I won’t. It just feels wrong thanks to all the comments on here and the porn that’s currently flooding X. What they did here was unethical.

be honest, how many of you just committed to purchasing a 450 dollar console + an 80 dollar game just because of a child?

>Pauline has peak child and adult design
Is this the most perfect Mario character besides Wario?

>>712997086
DK:

Aren’t you guys going a bit overboard with the ironic lolifaggotry?

>>712997086
>DK always lift his arm so she can have a place to grip herself and doesn't fall

no wonder Nintendo is winning and their fans are the happiest ones out there.

>>712994452
What was the point of hiding that it was Pauline anyways?

Why is she a kid?

>>712997236
no one cares

:)

>>712997294
to bait smut artists

>>712991640 (OP)
>pragmata
>now this
WTF is going on? Are they trying to appeal to a certain demographic?

>>712994247
>Nu-DK
It's a prequel to Donkey Kong and it's original DK

>>712996723
pure sex

>>712997294
they are trying to get their core audience back

>>712992597
you must be gay
long pants are peak

>>712996320
>Little girl feet right on the box

Good lord.

>>712995618
i think mario vs dk has been entirely dropped from canon besides references and the side games

>>712997294
Because of when she was born.

>>712996664
i only played 3ds
he was even older?

>>712993283
Holy fuck I need her lips around my cock immediately.

>>712997290
Judging by this thread, it was to avoid premature ejaculation..

God i want to burn pedophiles alive so much..

As an outsider this games marketing is confusing. Is she the rock thing or can she change.

>>712997294
because it's better that way.

>>712997301
I care

>>712997238
Already bought mine 3 weeks ago.

It's over for me.

I will also buy the amiibo because I'm a fucking idiot.

>>712997029
>naked

>>712997349
>>712997375
I meant story wise.

I can't believe we're getting a Sonic Unleashed sequel
wild that we're getting were-ape/zebra/ostrich form switching and they replaced Chip with a little girl

>>712995963
Pauline also has a special power, so we will get to unleash it.

No, seriously. Where's Candy Kong?

>>712997294
They finally realized my money isn't negligible

>>712997417
She got stuck in the rock thing

>>712997414
Stop threatening the president

>>712997301
I care, anon is doing the morally right thing

>>712997276
Feel free to leave anytime, buddy.

>>712997442
play the game when it's out to find out

>>712997493
on my dick, bouncing

>>712997276
ironic is fun, the actual freaks reveal themselves really easily and are ignored/reported

>>712997524
So they didn’t say? Huh.

>>712993574
>Joel and Ellie
this isn't like the others and it's woke trash

>>712996965
it truly is a question for this site

>>712997287
>Nintendo is releasing videogames
>Sony is releasing depression
Unironically what does Sony actually think they are gonna get from this because it certainly isn't sales.

>>712997094
You'll get Odd Rock instead

>>712997493
Why would you even want this mutant abomination when we have Pauline and the series new monkey chick?

>>712997294
Lolis sell game consoles.

Nintendo understands this.

>mfw the ending reveals that nu-DK is Don K. Kong, Cranky Kong (Donkey Kong I)'s father
>the nu-Diddy and nu-Dixie shown are Diddy and Dixie's ancestors as well

>>712997431
Why is every game a dress up simulator now. Trannies and women really did a number on this industry.

>powerful yet gentle monster + little girl
Ideal duo

>>712992247
Your country is run by child traffickers. Your tax money literally pays for pedo parties.

huh, so it turns out if you stop buying games these companies will start catering to your tastes? Was it really that easy?

>>712997094
Better than the babyslop

>>712994469
That's the fate of all women, sadly. Youth isn't forever

>>712997614
To be expected when incels like you are too stupid to ever work in videogames

He's gonna wreck it!

>>712997294
to make the roasties angry

>>712995963
Pauline puts on a banandium-gold chain and unlocks the unbeatable power of white girl rap
this game's version of Break Free is the DK rap

>>712997431
>Game has equipment with skills
>Equipment has levels
>Skill points
>Talents

So, it's basically a Donkey Kong RPG? How strange. Even Mario Odyssey didn't go that far.

>>712997560
The first game is still a solid game, ignore everything after it, including the DLC that made her lesbian.

Even the people who only know the show dropped during the second season.

>>712996867
literal Wokey Kong

>classic DK
>young Pauline
>Cranky is there
>Dixie and Diddy too
what the fuck

>>712997687
Wreck what?

>>712997665
Only works because we are the gaming media now

I just need to see her in a skirt, to draw something

>>712997431
I don’t like that Pauline has the one item slot. Means there will be outfits you like with hat/hair that you don’t like and vice versa.

>>712997805
use your imagination drawfag

>>712997595
japs are just born degenerate, every single one of them.

>lil Pauline take over the board
this game will sell

>>712997665
So you're saying gamers want Lolishit

>>712996965
because of the new nintendo direct, get with the times old man

>>712997348
So is Rambi just the entire race of rhinos?

>>712994521
If they need her singing, it's probably a good idea to keep Kate Higgins, but these faggots also just threw Charles Martinet and Sam Kelly away like garbage, so I wouldn't put it past them to recast Pauline as well.

>>712997730
I wonder why devs implement those light RPG mechanics.

>>712996858
she's been gone forever

>>712997868
I don't, but clearly enough of them do to influence these big companies in their creative decisions plus she's a hebe not a loli

>>712997730
>DK equips the GEP gun and breaks down every destructible door

>>712996130
>Pauline was a young teenager in the body of a grown woman all along

>Jungle Beat style direction is bad now apparently
I weep.

>>712997781
Pauline's vagina.

>>712996553
All Kongs become Cranky Kong eventually.

>>712996867
>Barefoot
Well fuck, she is is gonna be barefoot in all the skins isn’t she?

>>712997917
It's negligible but for a lot of people, it triggers some pleasure parts of the brain.

bigger number = better

>almost 500 replies
lmao

>>712997905
Toad and Toadette now sound way better. It was a worthwhile sacrifice.

>>712997094
>DK island expansion
>Dk mountain track
>Dk skins
>Diddy Kong
>Dixie Kong
>Cranky Kong
>Funky Kong
>Pauline skins
>DK enemies, I want the barrel retard from DKC2
>Young Pauline
>K. Rool

PLEASE. I NEED IT

>>712997493
True ending, DK and Pauline part ways then he sees and goes heart eyed for Candy

>>712996553
DK works like Zelda now.

>>712997139
relax bro

>>712997868
always have

Sp Pauline goes from tomboy to extremely feminine diva? Neat.

>>712998050
No. >>712993283

>>712997847
Dont tell me what to do

>>712997493
Retired character like DK Jr. and Stanley the Bugman.

>>712998062
did he shit his pants?

>>712991723
Nintendo fanbase are all 40 year old pedos now

>>712997971
poor Mario got tricked and quickly dumped her after finding out

>>712997665
I never stopped buying Nintendo games. In fact me buying Splatoon is probably what caused this

>>712996178
Pauline turns into an adult at the end of the game.
Cranky is brainwahsed and turned into Arcade-DK by VoidCo and kidnaps her. DK has to rescue her (and turn back Cranky by bashing his head in) and then escape the underground.

So what is the wish going to be? Pauline is obviously going to get it.

wasnt the leaked boxart from months ago confirming her as an adult?
is there just some shenanigans as to why she is young for now and then will become old again at the core

Give me a redesigned Candy

>>712998028
They look so... plastic

>>712998235
why are artists always so fast

>>712997619
so, nortubel?

>>712998163
that was always the normal tomboy - adult woman pipeline before troons became a thing

>>712997667
You'll get more of that when they release the inevitable Yoshi's Island dlc.

the game is looking up to be quite interesting, compared to Mario odyssey, its clear it has more stuff. and its more likely because of that, that the big 40th anniversary Mario game is gonna end up coming out in the 42nd anniversary or so... if we're lucky.

still, it sucks that almost all of loline's outfits are Barefoot, dammit!

>>712997294
It's wouldn't make sense for an adult woman to ride around on DK's back.

>kimishima upgrades the asses on nintendo girls en masse
>doesn't explain
>leaves
>furukawa begins the loli offensive
The re-engoodening of Nintendo after the dark era of the Wii.

>>712998307
It would make sense for my boner

>>712998235
>feet covered

>>712998235
I can't wait to see the wholesome fanart of the game (unironically)

>>712998106
>DK mountain
>3DS DK jungle
>New track, the Kong kingdom from the movie
make it happen nintendong they won't

>>712997094
Remember people wanted loli Rosalina because of her storybook but we got a baby instead?

>>712998270
I like tomboys that retain the tomboy haircut and attitude in their adulthood... but get an extremely feminine body, the contrast is delicious.

>>712992135
>ironic
hehehehe

so is there going to be an explanation why cranky kong kidnapped adult pauline and now his grandson is carrying kid pauline on his back?
no? nintendo?

>>712998289
yeah it looks great
but i will get a switch 2 only once 3-5 exclusive games look this good

>>712998267
>fast
anon, there was already a leak that pauline is in the game

>>712997730
They added a BotW glider to it too with the Ostrich mode. This is a trend chasing game throwing together random popular things, which is why it has the mindcraft style voxel destruction.

>>712997614
Video games have had costumes for longer than you’ve been alive, this is such a nothing thing to try and start seething about when it’s just something to add a little fun to a game

>>712998440
literally me

>>712998235
>tricked
nah, he's going back to prison when the police find out

Not a 2D platformer, don't care.

>Skill points
Slop

>we finally got a sequel to mario 64's face

HYPERBOREAN SOVL NVKE

>>712991640 (OP)
So this is confirmed Pauline? Are they retconning her origin story to be Tarzan bush kid growing up with gorillas, becoming civilized and forgetting her past, and the original DK game being him as a father trying to bring her back home?

>>712998436
i want to tickle her cute feet so bad, bros

>>712997868
i don’t want that jap garbage, give me k rool

This looks better than I expected, and honestly what the Switch 2 should've launched with (especially to give context for DK having a new design for MK World). But oh my god, the UI design is fucking hideous. Either way, not enough yet for me to get a Switch 2 again (I returned mine).

>>712996553
She's been turned into a child and has any memories of being an adult taken from her as a result.
DK is just too dumb to make the connection that this girl named Pauline and the woman named Pauline are the same person.
Cranky either doesn't realize because "Do you know how fucking long ago that was, how am I supposed to remember her name? We just called her lady back then!" or he just doesn't give a shit.

>>712998378
Here is an example of what I mean.

>>712997938
shes only hebe in age, thankfully shes all small and childlike

>>712998602
>I returned mine
Why?

I plan on getting mine once there is a bundle or something

>K. ROOL IS THE LEADER
why would he be working with other kongs

>>712996502
>The kremlins are an underground reptilian civilization
Would be kino

>>712998732
based

How does she do it?

>>712998732
diddy is in the game ya idiot

>>712998375
I think they will. The complete lack of DK inspired maps aside from DK port and the fact that none of the other kongs are in the game as well as the fact that DK and Paulne BOTH only got one single skin makes me feel that they're lacking not because they've been forgotten but because they're saving it for the huge DK themed DLC. It makes sense because DK Island is canonically a part of the Mario World. As is Yoshi's Island.

>>712995286
I kneel

>>712998309
NOO PAULINE YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF THERE

>>712994771
So she menstruates. Do we have to change her tampons?

>>712998732
b-b-b-based

>>712998518
it does smell a bit like retcon, but we still don't know why Pauline was sent to the underground and why she was in the void corpus clutches.

this is my guess:
>as part of some improvement plan for newdonk city, Pauline discovers the secret of the planet core, with her singing, she hopes to unlock that secret.
>she reaches ingot isle, but is captured by the void corp.
>she is reverted to a kid, with memory loss, and just to be sure, she is sealed into the odd rock,
>all she is certain of is that she has to reach the planet core to return to normal.

>>712996886
But Yoshi's Island Yoshi isn't THE Yoshi you play as in Spin-Offs or Super Mario World. That Yoshi is born at the end of Yoshi's Island DS.

>>712998693
Mario Kart World didn't click with me, and besides Bananza, everything else first-party so far is a Switch 1 holdover/port or spinoff.
>>712996502
>Nintendo forbids Retro from using the Kremlings
>because they want to be the ones to bring them back
That would be an insane 4D chess move.

>>712998732
More like Diddy ditched DK to fuck his girlfriend more often

>>712991830
That was fast

>>712995618
That would be awesome, so it won't happen.

>>712998506
It reminded me of Mario Artist. There's even mouse controls now.

>>712998518
Confirmed Pauline, with a huge nametag saying "Pauline" over her reveal in the trailer. Promotional material says she came from the human world but was turned into a rock for some reason.

>>712998732
>ditched Diddy
>>>>>>>>
DK obviously became a third wheel.

>>712998740
Yeah K. Rool never had evil Kongs work with him before.

>>712997276
>ironic

Sometimes I just wonder how is nintendo so good at loli and furry designs

>>712994010
...what?

>>712994771
>wall text
<3•anal

>>712998732
Having Diddy on his back instead would be more based, true.

>>712998784
that's cute as shit man

>>712998850
Yoshi franchise is it's own universe. It's like those Disney cartoons that made the bear from Jungle Book into an aviator or the normal squirrels into detectives. They use the characters in different stories as they see fit.

>>712998973
These guys weren't working with K. Rool, they were defending their territory

>>712998591
This, I don't give two shits about kid Pauline, I want K. Rool back in his throne as DK's main villain.

>>712993283
>>needs to buy the amiboo
You don't.
But seriously. Why did only the UK stream have this disclaimer and not the US stream?

>>712998732
So I assume the game was originally about DK and Diddy again, but somewhere in development they decided to make it about DK and Pauline which is why Pauline is now a loli (the same size Diddy would have been riding on DK's shoulders).

I take it Loline is gonna be the new Queen of /v/?

>>712998973
crack head kong

>>712997614

Mario has been dressing up for decades. The friggin Tanuki suit in SMB3 is probably the first real fursuit in video games

>>712999132
In the US you don't need to disclose such things in ads.

>>712999132
Europe has better consumer protection laws.

>>712998784
MONKEY SPIN

>>712999049
Why do they show up in KremKroc Industries if that's the case?

>>712999132
freedom

>>712991830
Source

>>712999132
>can be unlocked by progression
Just another sign the Odyssey team led this game. If it was the BotW leads, there'd be tons of shit that's hard-exclusive to Amiibo or rewritable NFC tags.

>>712998732
It's canon that Diddy is awful at singing
Not even joking

>>712996320
But what about all the boxes on retail with the rock? They'll just throw them awat?

>DK Rap
Oh boy, I can't wait for another twitter meltdown over Grant Kirkhope

>>712998784
>Pink suit and pillbox hat
MOOOOONAHRCH Who the hell is Jacqueline Onassis??

>>712999347
>>712999382
When people see a strong horse and a weak horse, by nature they will like the strong horse.

>>712998062
Can strong electrical shocks really make sub-second shit yourself in an instant?

>>712994031
The chronology is all kinds of fucked, because Cranky Kong is supposed to be the original DK from the Donkey Kong arcade game, and current DK is his grandson, son of DK Jr.

>>712999347
What did they feed her with?

>>712996553
Its a saturday morning cartoon, timeline doesnt matter, just enjoy the fuckong game

>>712999464
poppy kong and grumpy kong kinda opposite of eachother

>>712998784
is she wearing shoes or just leggins?

>>712999504
Bananas

>>712994452
>>712994771
What the fuck? Why is she a rock. What a bizarre thing to just throw into the story.

>>712999347
So she uses makeup to hide the freckles? That's cute.

>>712999464
HE has had enough

>>712999571
and void wants pauline for himself

>>712999617
looks like leggings only

>>712997269
she was here since the very start. it's only natural

The Female Power Fantasy is unironically to befriend DK and conquer the world on his back.
And that's kind of based.

>>712999671
Poppy is very...agile

>>712997294
Nintendo saw Wreck it Ralph.

>>712999571
poppy kock

>>712999132
So... are we thinking spats or bloomers under that skirt?

>>712996320
Physically into my Switch 2 emulator lmao

>>712999191
nope, king k rool won’t allow to be dethroned like that.

>>712999769
>big strong man
>sassy brat girl
This is peak performance.

>>712991640 (OP)
>loli with big tits
snoys can't compete

>>712998251
Also she sings a final song during the escape, of course.

>>712999571
>literal gold digger

>>712999841
>>712999757

>>712998649
Source pls

>>712999875
meds now

>>712999757
standing split sex

>>712993597
This is probably going to be revealed to be an AU, this doesn't fit into the main mario timeline or dk timeline where Pauline is terrorized by DK and is Mario's girlfriend.

>>712999571
She's gonna pull a Dimentio and become the real final villain, mark my words

>>712992135
Any game that has children in it is made by pedophiles.

>>712999837
Loline is gonna kick Rool in his ugly croc dick and claim the throne

>>712999969
itou eight - sex best friends

>>712999769
>>712999347
If she was an adult it would have too much sexual tension i presume.
They had to age her down into some boring unnapealing kid.

>>712994157
Raambi
Haven't you ever read Heir to the Empire?

>>712998102
Can't really say if they sound better or worse, but Peach is abysmal by comparison. At least when they bothered to make them sound as similar as possible when they switched between Jen Taylor and Sam Kelly.

Glad diddy kong and dixie kong are back. My loveable chimps.

>>712999617
>bare feet
>leggings
>mary janes

god damn

>>712993574
>T. roastie

Stop samefagging your bait post.

>>712993879
>two similar games coming out means pedos are being accepted

ha, funny

>>712999347
>>712992597
Some "people" would honestly look at both and choose the latter.
>no tits
>no ass
Actual mental illness lmao

>>713000091
Thx m8

>>712998259
?
The leaked boxart is already the official one, she was a kid since the leak

>>712996320
On the fuckin boxart, really?

>>712996858
it's a prequel, she's Lil' Candy Kong

Forced soul and it insists upon itself.

>>713000673
they have more balls than most console-supporting Japanese devs at this point, which is insane to think about

>>712994957
Is that Lawrence?