Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:03:06 PM No.712991640
VAGINA INFANTIL
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DONKEY KONG BANANZA - /v/ (#712991640) [Archived: 906 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:26 PM No.712991705
>>712991640 (OP)
thats adding another 2 million copies sold
thats adding another 2 million copies sold
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:41 PM No.712991723
>>712991640 (OP)
What's with Nintendo and toddler girls?
What's with Nintendo and toddler girls?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:56 PM No.712991741
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:05:42 PM No.712991785
Racing with Baby Rosalina!!!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:06:00 PM No.712991808
>>712991640 (OP)
AAAAANNNNNNNNND preordered
AAAAANNNNNNNNND preordered
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:06:13 PM No.712991830
>>712991640 (OP)
>loli pauline
okay
>she's barefoot
OKAY
>she's always on your back and you can see her bare soles
OOOOKAY
>loli pauline
okay
>she's barefoot
OKAY
>she's always on your back and you can see her bare soles
OOOOKAY
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:06:28 PM No.712991840
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:07:05 PM No.712991869
>>712991640 (OP)
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:09:26 PM No.712992019
>>712991830
whoever came up with this needs a raise
whoever came up with this needs a raise
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:14 PM No.712992135
Why does every game with child characters get flooded with ironic pedo shitpost comments?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:54 PM No.712992184
cute and funny
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:25 PM No.712992216
>ironic
You have to go back
You have to go back
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:44 PM No.712992247
death to all preds
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:13:14 PM No.712992294
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:12 PM No.712992368
>we want the cute and funny audience
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:26 PM No.712992382
Why is she white and not japanese?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:48 PM No.712992526
So is Pauline officially part of the Cunny League?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:44 PM No.712992597
Not a fan of the long pants
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:55 PM No.712992614
She wants the D...K!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:53 PM No.712992695
>>712992597
thats why you immediately change her into the dlc schooolgirl outfit
thats why you immediately change her into the dlc schooolgirl outfit
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:09 PM No.712992723
guys... i think i'm in love
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:28 PM No.712992750
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:54 PM No.712992780
>another shoulder loli game
Based
Based
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:02 PM No.712992792
This feels like Nintendo looked at Retro Studios' Harmony and decided to make it not complete shit.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:22 PM No.712992815
>>712992597
Same but there are costumes so its ok.
Same but there are costumes so its ok.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:43 PM No.712992847
My peepee is hard bros... what does it means? Why are my primate instincts kicking in??
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:17 PM No.712992907
But what about Poppy?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:42 PM No.712992945
>>712991640 (OP)
>Pragmata
>DK
Can't wait for the new gaming trend of having barefoot lolis riding on your back to sweep the industry.
>Pragmata
>DK
Can't wait for the new gaming trend of having barefoot lolis riding on your back to sweep the industry.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:17 PM No.712992997
>we want the pragmata audience
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:28 PM No.712993019
Tell yourself six months ago that the next DK game will be a Mario Odyssey prequel with fully destructable environments and loli Pauline as your sidekick.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:28 PM No.712993020
>>712992934
pragmata
pragmata
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:37 PM No.712993030
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:44 PM No.712993045
>>712992934
Pragmata
Pragmata
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:46 PM No.712993047
>>712992934
Pragmata
Pragmata
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:52 PM No.712993064
Has anyone tested spoofing amiibos with nfc tags on the switch 2 yet? Idk if there are any switch 2 exclusive games with amiibo support yet though. Want the pauline dress but i'm not buying that crap amiibo
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:20 PM No.712993104
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:34 PM No.712993125
>>712992923
UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:39 PM No.712993132
>>712992597
You guys can screech all you want, but nintendo is literally enabling uohh posters by making her look like a pageant. Go on, tell me i'm lying
You guys can screech all you want, but nintendo is literally enabling uohh posters by making her look like a pageant. Go on, tell me i'm lying
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:24:40 PM No.712993231
>>712992945
So much this. We (as in gaming community) need more of this.
So much this. We (as in gaming community) need more of this.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:24:41 PM No.712993234
>>712993030
Nintendo is just too based!
Nintendo is just too based!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:25:13 PM No.712993283
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:25:34 PM No.712993314
>>712992945
You forgot e33
You forgot e33
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:25:43 PM No.712993332
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:25:59 PM No.712993343
>>712991723
Their games are all made for babies. That’s literally their target audience. It just so happens that the former babies who grew up with their games and entered “adulthood” refuse to fucking move on with their lives.
I don’t give a shit what anyone says, tendies are just as cringe as “Disney Adults”
Their games are all made for babies. That’s literally their target audience. It just so happens that the former babies who grew up with their games and entered “adulthood” refuse to fucking move on with their lives.
I don’t give a shit what anyone says, tendies are just as cringe as “Disney Adults”
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:07 PM No.712993360
>>712993283
The amiibo itself looks nice so no issue for me.
The amiibo itself looks nice so no issue for me.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:35 PM No.712993398
>>712992923
I kneel
I kneel
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:41 PM No.712993408
I really despise this emerging trend of grown men/animals with child sidekicks. It's really icky and enables the worst dregs of our society to feed their disgusting fetishes
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:27:06 PM No.712993447
SEE THAT MOUNTAIN?
YOU CAN SMASH IT TO PIECES!
YOU CAN SMASH IT TO PIECES!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:27:17 PM No.712993470
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:27:21 PM No.712993475
I think it'll be good, but not Mario Odyssey good
I'm also getting the feeling King K Rool isn't in it at all
I'm also getting the feeling King K Rool isn't in it at all
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:27:38 PM No.712993505
She looks really tomboyish. I wonder if adult pauline will keep a bit of that wild side in newer apparitions.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:27:43 PM No.712993521
>>712993283
no, you don't
no, you don't
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:27:52 PM No.712993532
>>712993283
God she's so fucking hot
God she's so fucking hot
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:22 PM No.712993574
>Joel and Ellie
>Astronaut and Pragmata girl
>DK and Pauline
>Leon and Matilda
The secret was always gruffly old man with a little girl protagonist.
>>712993283
>make-up hiding freckles
deepest lore.
>>712993393
Just wait for the mods. Jannies gonna freak.
>>712993408
T. roastie
>Astronaut and Pragmata girl
>DK and Pauline
>Leon and Matilda
The secret was always gruffly old man with a little girl protagonist.
>>712993283
>make-up hiding freckles
deepest lore.
>>712993393
Just wait for the mods. Jannies gonna freak.
>>712993408
T. roastie
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:38 PM No.712993597
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:41 PM No.712993603
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:46 PM No.712993608
>donkey kong threads will now be filled with UOOOH retards
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:48 PM No.712993609
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:54 PM No.712993619
>>712993537
but she's barefoot, so it's fine
but she's barefoot, so it's fine
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:29:02 PM No.712993634
>>712992923
I doubt anyone wants to play dress up with a little girl.
I doubt anyone wants to play dress up with a little girl.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:29:15 PM No.712993652
>>712993064
yes, i played botw-fns2 and my old spoofed amiibo tags worked fine. it didnt brick my system or anything
yes, i played botw-fns2 and my old spoofed amiibo tags worked fine. it didnt brick my system or anything
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:29:20 PM No.712993659
>>712993283
yeah wear that lipstick you whore
yeah wear that lipstick you whore
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:29:30 PM No.712993671
What are the implications?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:29:42 PM No.712993683
Prequel to New DONK City
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:29:57 PM No.712993705
>>712993283
the stream had a pop-up saying the dress was still available by progressing in the game
the stream had a pop-up saying the dress was still available by progressing in the game
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:30:09 PM No.712993730
Does this mean Mario is also a child? He should be roughly the same age as DK if Yoshi Island DS is canon. Is Mario much older than Pauline (BASED), and how does this reconcile with DK and DK Jr?
Where is the Mario timeline autist? This cannot stand, Nintendo.
Where is the Mario timeline autist? This cannot stand, Nintendo.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:30:20 PM No.712993745
>>712993652
Okay cool thanks, might be different on a fully exclusive switch 2 game though, but probably not
Okay cool thanks, might be different on a fully exclusive switch 2 game though, but probably not
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:30:27 PM No.712993759
>>712993609
Lolibabas are bad because?
Lolibabas are bad because?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:30:56 PM No.712993801
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:31:03 PM No.712993816![CANDY AND CIGARETTES - c020 (v05) - p005 [dig] [The Candy Gang Factory] [Seven Seas] [LuCaZ] {HQ}](/images/v/1750253463219843.jpg)
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:31:25 PM No.712993849
>>712993671
Size_difference, stomach_deformation
Size_difference, stomach_deformation
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:31:31 PM No.712993860
>>712993482
videogames like cod are for children, nintendo bing wahoo games are for gay babies
videogames like cod are for children, nintendo bing wahoo games are for gay babies
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:31:35 PM No.712993865
what if at the end Pauline kisses DK on the cheek
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:31:42 PM No.712993879
Have we entered it. The cunny epoch? Is our time now lolichads?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:32:10 PM No.712993917
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:32:17 PM No.712993924
>lolifags won
I kneel
I kneel
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:32:49 PM No.712993970
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:32:49 PM No.712993973
Anyone knows who is her japanese VA?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:32:51 PM No.712993976
>>712993849
Gorillas have tiny dicks actually, so it's a perfect fit
Gorillas have tiny dicks actually, so it's a perfect fit
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:15 PM No.712994004
>>712993879
I fucking hope so. this boring world needs and deserves more loli kino!
I fucking hope so. this boring world needs and deserves more loli kino!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:18 PM No.712994010
>>712992597
So they put the woke freckles on her.
So they put the woke freckles on her.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:25 PM No.712994021
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:26 PM No.712994024
>>712993865
i'm kissing tomoko on the cheek
i'm kissing tomoko on the cheek
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:29 PM No.712994031
>>712993683
but d*ddy and d*xie are here and look the same as ever. it CANT be prequel, right? arent they kids too?
but d*ddy and d*xie are here and look the same as ever. it CANT be prequel, right? arent they kids too?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:41 PM No.712994047
>>712993730
Obviously this is the Yoshi fails to rescue baby Luigi and the eventual Mario revenge timeline
Obviously this is the Yoshi fails to rescue baby Luigi and the eventual Mario revenge timeline
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:58 PM No.712994075
>>712992723
Got the full image?
Got the full image?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:34:01 PM No.712994081
>>712994031
pauline don't spread your legs like that in front of an adult!!!
pauline don't spread your legs like that in front of an adult!!!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:34:08 PM No.712994086
>>712993849
based
based
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:34:22 PM No.712994107
>712993917
>miquella
retard
>miquella
retard
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:34:49 PM No.712994141
>>712993976
>Gorillas have tiny dicks actually
how the fuck do you know this? Is it supposed to be common knowledge or something?
>Gorillas have tiny dicks actually
how the fuck do you know this? Is it supposed to be common knowledge or something?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:34:49 PM No.712994142
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:34:58 PM No.712994157
>>712994031
...Actually, what's up with the second Rambi?
...Actually, what's up with the second Rambi?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:34:59 PM No.712994158
>>712993283
The amiibo is an early unlock, it's not required.
The amiibo is an early unlock, it's not required.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:35:01 PM No.712994163
>DK is rolling around and smashing rocks while Pauline is on his back
She is going to get HURT
She is going to get HURT
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:35:14 PM No.712994183
>loline
>diana
is japan turning based again?
>diana
is japan turning based again?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:35:50 PM No.712994237
Besides the 11/10 loli this game looks incredible. I wasn't sure they'd be able to make a DK game the same quality as Mario Odyssey but it seems like they did it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:35:55 PM No.712994247
Don't know why you retards are shipping Loli-Pauline with Nu-DK, you guys want Seth Rogen to fuck your precious Loli or what?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:36:16 PM No.712994278
>>712993973
idk but you can listen to it here
https://www.youtube.com/live/5D9JooJafeI?feature=shared&t=1898
idk but you can listen to it here
https://www.youtube.com/live/5D9JooJafeI?feature=shared&t=1898
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:36:19 PM No.712994281
>>712994157
There can be two rhinos in the same place at the same time you speciest
There can be two rhinos in the same place at the same time you speciest
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:36:28 PM No.712994302
>>712994141
well i knew it
well i knew it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:36:33 PM No.712994312
the fucking normalfag reach of the
>uoooh
shit has reached its breaking point. This is formulaic to the point that it has zero meaning. This is not an attractive character by any fucking standard. Get the fuck out with this "look at me, i belong" shit.
>uoooh
shit has reached its breaking point. This is formulaic to the point that it has zero meaning. This is not an attractive character by any fucking standard. Get the fuck out with this "look at me, i belong" shit.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:36:54 PM No.712994343
>>712991640 (OP)
THEY ACTUALLY HAVE HER FEET OUT??? LET’S FUCKING GOOOO
THEY ACTUALLY HAVE HER FEET OUT??? LET’S FUCKING GOOOO
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:16 PM No.712994373
>>712993408
It’s really not a recent thing (especially since you included animals), and it’s only perverse if you make it that way. It’s actually portrayed as innocent friendship all the time when it’s a child befriending some non human entity
It’s really not a recent thing (especially since you included animals), and it’s only perverse if you make it that way. It’s actually portrayed as innocent friendship all the time when it’s a child befriending some non human entity
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:18 PM No.712994376
What song does Pauline sing to turn Donkey Kong into a red ass baboon?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:21 PM No.712994383
>baby mario and luigi
>baby peach and daisy
>baby rosalina
>now baby pauline
Why does Nintendo keep doing this?
>baby peach and daisy
>baby rosalina
>now baby pauline
Why does Nintendo keep doing this?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:27 PM No.712994391
>>712994031
They're teens, just smaller than DK because they're not bigass gorillas. Could happen in the far future but it's too much of a coincidence to have also Diddy and Dixie there.
They're teens, just smaller than DK because they're not bigass gorillas. Could happen in the far future but it's too much of a coincidence to have also Diddy and Dixie there.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:30 PM No.712994395
>>712994312
you're wrong, enjoy the pauline cunny art spam
you're wrong, enjoy the pauline cunny art spam
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:41 PM No.712994416
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:42 PM No.712994419
>donkey cunnanza
IM IN BROS
IM IN BROS
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:43 PM No.712994420
>>712993970
Wow thats actually based for once
Wow thats actually based for once
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:38:13 PM No.712994452
SOVL
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:38:24 PM No.712994465
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:38:29 PM No.712994469
>You are forced to turn her back into a hag by the end
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:38:43 PM No.712994493
I'm guessing erotic child Pauline will be coming to Mario Kart World as DLC.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:38:45 PM No.712994497
>>712993970
Good. Gameplaychads always win. Amiibos is always pay to win shit.
Good. Gameplaychads always win. Amiibos is always pay to win shit.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:38:48 PM No.712994503
>>712993671
One level gimmic i guess.
One level gimmic i guess.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:39:05 PM No.712994519
>>712994247
we're not doing that. people are just meming
we're not doing that. people are just meming
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:39:07 PM No.712994521
is it the same VA for Pauline just doing a "young" voice? I can't tell.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:39:19 PM No.712994535
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:39:21 PM No.712994536
>>712993609
>she ain't no cute
>she ain't no funny
She plays it like a flute
And then I stick it in her cunny
>she ain't no cute
>she ain't no funny
She plays it like a flute
And then I stick it in her cunny
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:39:57 PM No.712994578
>>712994521
True niggas will play with jap dubbing.
True niggas will play with jap dubbing.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:39:58 PM No.712994579
>>712992247
XENOMORPHS SUCK
XENOMORPHS SUCK
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:40:15 PM No.712994596
>>712993283
lolifags like you always give me a laugh, what pathetic creatures.
lolifags like you always give me a laugh, what pathetic creatures.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:40:20 PM No.712994606
loli Pauline sucking on my banana...
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:40:24 PM No.712994612
>>712993970
Basiert
Basiert
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:40:25 PM No.712994614
altered beast kong is unsettling
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:40:27 PM No.712994616
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:40:34 PM No.712994631
>>712994183
that's why Japan should never host shit stuff like Olympic games ever again.
that's why Japan should never host shit stuff like Olympic games ever again.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:40:57 PM No.712994667
Who the fuck is Mori calliope and why is she potentially in my donkey kong game
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:41:24 PM No.712994715
>>712994578
I don't know, something about playing a Nintendo game with a Japanese dub just seems especially gay to me.
I don't know, something about playing a Nintendo game with a Japanese dub just seems especially gay to me.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:41:30 PM No.712994721
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:41:35 PM No.712994730
>>712994596
retard
retard
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:41:42 PM No.712994741
>>712991640 (OP)
>>712992184
>>712992723
>>712992923
>someone at Nintendo is a true cunnyseur
This must be how trannies and gays feel about representation
>>712992184
>>712992723
>>712992923
>someone at Nintendo is a true cunnyseur
This must be how trannies and gays feel about representation
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:41:49 PM No.712994746
>>712992792
I think it was more the ending of Mario Odyssey where you control Bowser and wreck shit while Peach rides on his shoulder, but I can see the parallels to Harmony. No way Nintendo had this much foresight though.
I think it was more the ending of Mario Odyssey where you control Bowser and wreck shit while Peach rides on his shoulder, but I can see the parallels to Harmony. No way Nintendo had this much foresight though.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:41:53 PM No.712994750
>>712994667
A v-tuber with singing sidegig. Lot of rapping.
A v-tuber with singing sidegig. Lot of rapping.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:42:00 PM No.712994757
Did they confirm/deny that one monkey is a tranny?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:42:07 PM No.712994771
>13
HAG
HAAAAAAAAAAG
HAG
HAAAAAAAAAAG
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:42:07 PM No.712994772
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:42:20 PM No.712994782
It looks very much like "Mario Oddysee if he Donkey Kong" with some BotW elements. It looks fine but I personally won't be picking it up as there are a tonne of other games I'd like to play.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:42:32 PM No.712994804
>>712994715
I can not stand american dub. Play with italian dub for a true authentic experience.
the Wonder american dub was dogshit.
I can not stand american dub. Play with italian dub for a true authentic experience.
the Wonder american dub was dogshit.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:42:41 PM No.712994824
>>712991640 (OP)
>Game where you protect a little girl as a monkey
Game of the fucking millennium fucking Nintendo does it again.
>Game where you protect a little girl as a monkey
Game of the fucking millennium fucking Nintendo does it again.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:42:49 PM No.712994832
>>712991640 (OP)
Fineeeeeeeeeeee I'll buy your switch 2
Fineeeeeeeeeeee I'll buy your switch 2
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:42:55 PM No.712994839
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:43:00 PM No.712994845
>>712994771
Noooo! My boner is tainted!
Noooo! My boner is tainted!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:43:03 PM No.712994848
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:43:12 PM No.712994863
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:43:15 PM No.712994865
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:43:19 PM No.712994871
>>712994771
>13
So this game is in the past then? Not that matter because this is a Nintendo game so they can just do whatever with the story.
>13
So this game is in the past then? Not that matter because this is a Nintendo game so they can just do whatever with the story.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:43:39 PM No.712994902
I am insane or the one singing the songs is Callie?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:44:00 PM No.712994934
this but with Pauline
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:44:05 PM No.712994939
>>712994373
>friendship
Suppose they start that way but I think the intentions are usually brother/sister or father/daughter depending on the age of the guy.
>friendship
Suppose they start that way but I think the intentions are usually brother/sister or father/daughter depending on the age of the guy.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:44:10 PM No.712994943
>>712994771
She looks closer to an 8. At 13 you started puberty got your first pubes and periods and your breast are in that horrible growing abomination phase.
She looks closer to an 8. At 13 you started puberty got your first pubes and periods and your breast are in that horrible growing abomination phase.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:44:15 PM No.712994950
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:44:20 PM No.712994957
this movie still manages to be influential almost 30 years later
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:44:28 PM No.712994964
>>712994902
Highly likely, this was theorized a month ago as well.
Highly likely, this was theorized a month ago as well.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:44:30 PM No.712994971
>>712994902
apparently it's mori colliope
apparently it's mori colliope
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:44:41 PM No.712994982
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:44:49 PM No.712994995
>the sheer amount of Pauline loli feet art we’re about to see
I’ve never been so fucking ready in my life, bros
I’ve never been so fucking ready in my life, bros
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:45:04 PM No.712995010
rip shadman, he'd have loved donkey kong bazinga
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:45:08 PM No.712995017
>>712994934
I second this
I second this
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:45:10 PM No.712995019
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:46:05 PM No.712995086
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:46:06 PM No.712995090
HOT MONKEY DICK
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:46:08 PM No.712995096
>>712994416
you spics deserve to be castrated without anesthesia, disgusting apes.
you spics deserve to be castrated without anesthesia, disgusting apes.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:46:15 PM No.712995109
>>712994741
Kek
Kek
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:46:55 PM No.712995165
>>712994839
It's too weeby and nerdy and this is coming from someone who plays loli h-games.
It's too weeby and nerdy and this is coming from someone who plays loli h-games.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:47:13 PM No.712995191
>>712995054
there might be a rock outfit, they did a bunch of animations for the rock already.
either way, you gay.
there might be a rock outfit, they did a bunch of animations for the rock already.
either way, you gay.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:47:17 PM No.712995196
The cuni is great but aren't you guys just tired of open world slop being in every nintendo game now? I'm worried about the nintendo IP future
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:47:17 PM No.712995198
>>712994465
and i will harass and make fun of every single one of them!
and i will harass and make fun of every single one of them!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:47:34 PM No.712995220
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:47:38 PM No.712995229
>>712994771
>13
I get DK is a giant ape so she would look small next to him, but even those proportions when isolated do not look like a 13 year old, especially with how tall adult Pauline looks.
>13
I get DK is a giant ape so she would look small next to him, but even those proportions when isolated do not look like a 13 year old, especially with how tall adult Pauline looks.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:47:45 PM No.712995235
>K. Rool wasnt in
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:47:52 PM No.712995242
>>712994943
budding tits are based
budding tits are based
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:47:54 PM No.712995247
>>712994771
She's flat and cute, that's a loli.
She's flat and cute, that's a loli.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:48:02 PM No.712995264
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:48:10 PM No.712995282
>>712995196
why do you think any video game that isn't set in a literal box is "open world"?
do you even know what "open world" is?
why do you think any video game that isn't set in a literal box is "open world"?
do you even know what "open world" is?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:48:11 PM No.712995284
>>712995054
same, it's way more aesthetic and fitting to the game than some random chick
same, it's way more aesthetic and fitting to the game than some random chick
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:48:23 PM No.712995309
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:48:26 PM No.712995312
>>712994715
you’re obese and brown
you’re obese and brown
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:48:30 PM No.712995318
>>712995196
This isn't really open world it's more big level based like most 3D Mayro games.
This isn't really open world it's more big level based like most 3D Mayro games.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:48:35 PM No.712995321
>>712995165
sounds like a (You) problem.
sounds like a (You) problem.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:48:38 PM No.712995334
>>712995196
>open world
There are levels, Bananza is open world as Mario 64 was open world.
sandbox =/= open world
>open world
There are levels, Bananza is open world as Mario 64 was open world.
sandbox =/= open world
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:48:43 PM No.712995347
>>712992530
Are you quoting someone that said this to you?
Are you quoting someone that said this to you?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:48:48 PM No.712995352
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:49:04 PM No.712995375
>>712995286
THANK YOU KING
THANK YOU KING
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:49:34 PM No.712995413
>>712995286
saved
saved
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:50:03 PM No.712995448
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:50:25 PM No.712995464
>>712995286
based
based
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:50:25 PM No.712995465
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:50:45 PM No.712995501
>>712994771
Hebe is better
Hebe is better
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:50:56 PM No.712995515
>>712994343
>>712994995
so what is it with lolifags and feet anyways or is it just /v/ that has it where feetfags and lolifags are are the same?
>>712994995
so what is it with lolifags and feet anyways or is it just /v/ that has it where feetfags and lolifags are are the same?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:51:14 PM No.712995537
How come all Japs can act and sing but most Americans and Europeans can't do either or they can maybe do one of those kinda okay?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:51:31 PM No.712995571
>>712995235
i still have faith k rool will be the true big bad in the end. they wouldnt show the twist ending in a pre release trailer
i still have faith k rool will be the true big bad in the end. they wouldnt show the twist ending in a pre release trailer
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:51:37 PM No.712995575
>>712994771
Hebe chads?
Hebe chads?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:51:46 PM No.712995590
>yet another 4channy game with little kids that you blow spunk to
So what about everything you said about E33? Do you disavow that game because it didn’t have little kids?
So what about everything you said about E33? Do you disavow that game because it didn’t have little kids?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:51:48 PM No.712995593
>>712995515
disgusting freaks have weird fetishes, news at 11
disgusting freaks have weird fetishes, news at 11
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:52:18 PM No.712995618
He's going to be a boss, isn't he? He's going to see Donkey Kong with Pauline and think he's the one who captured her
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:52:23 PM No.712995625
>>712995515
To be lolicon, you must be degenerate. Feet are an entry-level fetish that many degenerates pick up along the way. Simple as.
To be lolicon, you must be degenerate. Feet are an entry-level fetish that many degenerates pick up along the way. Simple as.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:52:30 PM No.712995638
>>712995515
I love lolis and I love a good sole, loli feet are just extra special
I love lolis and I love a good sole, loli feet are just extra special
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:52:34 PM No.712995648
>>712995196
It’s more like an open zone game, like Sonic Frontiers. With open but separated invidual open worlds. Or as we used to call them, 3D platformer levels
It’s more like an open zone game, like Sonic Frontiers. With open but separated invidual open worlds. Or as we used to call them, 3D platformer levels
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:52:42 PM No.712995662
>>712995537
isolated nation had to do everything because of scarce resources. Western countries don't have that issue so they specialize into one thing better
isolated nation had to do everything because of scarce resources. Western countries don't have that issue so they specialize into one thing better
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:52:42 PM No.712995663
>>712995515
Feet are an erogenous zone.
Feet are an erogenous zone.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:52:49 PM No.712995673
>>712994995
I was already blasted with porn on Twitter when I looked at the trending hashtags. Pedo freaks just can’t keep it to themselves.
I was already blasted with porn on Twitter when I looked at the trending hashtags. Pedo freaks just can’t keep it to themselves.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:53:01 PM No.712995684
>hebe cowards joined the thread
and thread ruined.
and thread ruined.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:53:04 PM No.712995687
>>712995590
see? this is why you don't have friends, you're always starting conflict, E33 is also a good game relax
see? this is why you don't have friends, you're always starting conflict, E33 is also a good game relax
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:53:08 PM No.712995701
do any of you know how to get allthefallen's smut mode working on anime boxes? the new update makes it impossible to see anything lewd and logging in doesn't work
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:53:09 PM No.712995702
>>712994493
It's guaranteed
They'll also release more outfits for DK. They clearly wanted to hold off on them to promote Bananza when it comes out
It's guaranteed
They'll also release more outfits for DK. They clearly wanted to hold off on them to promote Bananza when it comes out
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:53:12 PM No.712995707
>>712994141
humans have one of the largest dick:body ratios in the world and we're the biggest among apes by a mile
humans have one of the largest dick:body ratios in the world and we're the biggest among apes by a mile
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:53:19 PM No.712995716
>>712995515
Not a feetfag but turns out, feetfagging is the most common kink there is, more than anal or even homosexuality.
Not a feetfag but turns out, feetfagging is the most common kink there is, more than anal or even homosexuality.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:53:26 PM No.712995727
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:53:31 PM No.712995731
>>712995638
and YES I am excited for Pragmata
and YES I am excited for Pragmata
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:53:40 PM No.712995741
Game looks great.
I wonder if this game will effect dks moveset in smash
I wonder if this game will effect dks moveset in smash
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:53:44 PM No.712995751
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:53:51 PM No.712995759
>>712995618
nah that would be apex kino and Nintendo doesn't have that dawg in them
nah that would be apex kino and Nintendo doesn't have that dawg in them
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:53:52 PM No.712995762
>>712995643
YES SIR! WE IN THE “ethics in video game journalism movement” LOOOOOOOVE LITTLE KIDS! CUTE AND FUNNY SIR!
YES SIR! WE IN THE “ethics in video game journalism movement” LOOOOOOOVE LITTLE KIDS! CUTE AND FUNNY SIR!
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:54:24 PM No.712995801
>>712995762
e33 slopped and sharted
e33 slopped and sharted
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:54:33 PM No.712995813
>>712995684
wait...are there unironically factions and age disputes among pedos? They're all kids right?
wait...are there unironically factions and age disputes among pedos? They're all kids right?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:54:38 PM No.712995823
>>712995619
pajeet
pajeet
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:54:41 PM No.712995828
>>712991640 (OP)
>open world
>in-game currency
>destructible environments
>skill points and upgrades
>transformations
>fast-travel
>costumes locked behind amiibo
>assist mode
>female protagonist that will do all the talking and plot-related stuff
this game feels like it was made in a corporate boardroom
>open world
>in-game currency
>destructible environments
>skill points and upgrades
>transformations
>fast-travel
>costumes locked behind amiibo
>assist mode
>female protagonist that will do all the talking and plot-related stuff
this game feels like it was made in a corporate boardroom
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:54:45 PM No.712995836
>Pauline has a shared dream with DK
That means Donkey Kong(1981) is retroactivley a very tragic game.
That means Donkey Kong(1981) is retroactivley a very tragic game.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:54:59 PM No.712995861
>>712995687
>if you aren’t a pedo you don’t have friends
So is this the weird cope that this gaggle of godless degenerates is pulling out? I was looking forward to this game until today. Now I only associate it with online weirdos who draw porn of little kids. Yet another game ruined by its fan base.
>if you aren’t a pedo you don’t have friends
So is this the weird cope that this gaggle of godless degenerates is pulling out? I was looking forward to this game until today. Now I only associate it with online weirdos who draw porn of little kids. Yet another game ruined by its fan base.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:55:04 PM No.712995867
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:55:11 PM No.712995872
>>712995515
when you evolve into a loli chad, you just start to enjoy every single part of them. I still prefer armpits over feet though.
when you evolve into a loli chad, you just start to enjoy every single part of them. I still prefer armpits over feet though.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:55:13 PM No.712995873
Is she a young Pauline or a lolified adult Pauline?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:55:22 PM No.712995882
>>712994771
Now gtfo of my board pedophiles
Now gtfo of my board pedophiles
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:55:26 PM No.712995890
>>712995618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRTwO9lyIEs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRTwO9lyIEs
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:55:31 PM No.712995897
>>712995618
would mario also be 13? that would be neat
would mario also be 13? that would be neat
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:55:46 PM No.712995913
so what is the story, why is pauline a child? is it an origin story or a time travel story or a de-aging mishap story?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:55:58 PM No.712995927
>>712995638
mega faggot
mega faggot
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:56:05 PM No.712995939
>>712995286
Why is Pauline angry at her own feet.
Why is Pauline angry at her own feet.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:56:12 PM No.712995952
This should've been the launch title
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:56:16 PM No.712995959
>>712995571
At some point the narrator says something about seals put by "someone", it's him.
At some point the narrator says something about seals put by "someone", it's him.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:56:17 PM No.712995963
What will be the big "we control bowser" surprise for this game?
Mario cameo? K Rool is the big baddie all along? Pauline growing up?
Mario cameo? K Rool is the big baddie all along? Pauline growing up?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:56:18 PM No.712995964
1981: DK steals the girl
2025: DK puts the girl back
It's like poetry, so that they rhyme
2025: DK puts the girl back
It's like poetry, so that they rhyme
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:56:28 PM No.712995981
So DK is a groomer, he took care of a kid just to kidnap her for sex later.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:56:30 PM No.712995984
Why are so many trannys here obsessing over the "story"
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:56:53 PM No.712996019
>>712995618
this will happen but he will be mindcontrolled or something because modern mario cant do something "evil" even on accident or it would hurt the brand image
this will happen but he will be mindcontrolled or something because modern mario cant do something "evil" even on accident or it would hurt the brand image
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:56:57 PM No.712996026
>>712995963
I love and miss her so much.
I love and miss her so much.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:56:58 PM No.712996027
>>712994771
13 is peak, but she doesn't look like 13.
13 is peak, but she doesn't look like 13.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:57:04 PM No.712996034
I still believe that Paulines dream in the end will be to build New Donk City, while Donkey Kong takes his share of the riches to purchase an island.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:57:04 PM No.712996035
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:57:13 PM No.712996045
>>712995913
I imagine it's just a retcon.
And they are making the women cranky kidnapped a different "Pauline" and he was defeated by "jumpman" not mario.
I imagine it's just a retcon.
And they are making the women cranky kidnapped a different "Pauline" and he was defeated by "jumpman" not mario.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:57:15 PM No.712996052
>>712995983
Care to explain what you’re spamming this board about, chomo?
Care to explain what you’re spamming this board about, chomo?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:57:55 PM No.712996104
>>712995836
Mario is the true evil
Mario is the true evil
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:57:55 PM No.712996106
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:58:00 PM No.712996109
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:58:04 PM No.712996117
>>712995890
DK looking kinda zesty
DK looking kinda zesty
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:58:12 PM No.712996129
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:58:12 PM No.712996130
pauline is gonna wish to become an adult or something
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:58:22 PM No.712996148
>>712993283
nah it just lets you get the dress early
nah it just lets you get the dress early
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:58:39 PM No.712996160
>>712995873
She's 13 in this game.
She's 13 in this game.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:58:56 PM No.712996173
>The box art has been updated to show Pauline and her soles
You are getting it physically, right?
You are getting it physically, right?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:58:56 PM No.712996175
>>712993283
too much make up noooooo
too much make up noooooo
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:58:57 PM No.712996178
>>712995963
DK and Pauline swap, she gets turned into a big gorilla and he turns into a child
DK and Pauline swap, she gets turned into a big gorilla and he turns into a child
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:58:58 PM No.712996181
>>712995515
I love every part of a loli.
I love every part of a loli.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:59:11 PM No.712996196
>she actually rides on your shoulder
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:59:20 PM No.712996221
So, it confirms that Paulina gets turned into a child or something? Tendies will buy just for that because they're all weirdos.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:59:26 PM No.712996229
>>712996106
bro you've been crying the whole thread who are you trying to fool?
bro you've been crying the whole thread who are you trying to fool?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:59:28 PM No.712996230
I wonder why they're pushing pauline so much harder compared to rosalina since they were both introduced in a new 3D mario platformer but rosa was kinda discarded after galaxy
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:59:33 PM No.712996236
>>712991640 (OP)
>Underage girl
>Traveling in underground biomes
>Overpowered male character
I'm getting major Made in Abyss vibes from this game.
>Underage girl
>Traveling in underground biomes
>Overpowered male character
I'm getting major Made in Abyss vibes from this game.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:59:36 PM No.712996243
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:59:39 PM No.712996245
I want Loline to sniff and lick my armpits and eat out my asshole.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:00:33 PM No.712996313
>>712995618
It will be Mario "Jumpman" Sr, the father of the Mario everyone knows about.
It will be Mario "Jumpman" Sr, the father of the Mario everyone knows about.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:00:39 PM No.712996318
is she on your shoulder the entire fucking game?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:00:45 PM No.712996320
>The box art has been updated to show Pauline and her soles
You are getting it physically, right?
You are getting it physically, right?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:00:53 PM No.712996329
>>712996221
you shoulnd't come to /v/ bro, your ISP has records of you coming to threads like these and they don't care if you come to only complain
you shoulnd't come to /v/ bro, your ISP has records of you coming to threads like these and they don't care if you come to only complain
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:01:03 PM No.712996335
>>712994247
nu DK is based his old design wasn't expressive enough and even his own designer admitted that if he made him today he probably wouldn't have designed him with those eyebrows
nu DK is based his old design wasn't expressive enough and even his own designer admitted that if he made him today he probably wouldn't have designed him with those eyebrows
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:01:13 PM No.712996347
>>712996221
its unknown if Pauline has been turned into a child or if this is an origin story, I believe its an origin story because loline has aspirations to become a singer and by Odyssey she already has a career going on
its unknown if Pauline has been turned into a child or if this is an origin story, I believe its an origin story because loline has aspirations to become a singer and by Odyssey she already has a career going on
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:01:39 PM No.712996376
I can't wait to play Loline's game!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:01:50 PM No.712996387
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:01:54 PM No.712996392
>>712996337
I'm just playing funny games
I'm just playing funny games
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:01:57 PM No.712996397
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:02:04 PM No.712996409
>>712994376
gangster rap
gangster rap
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:02:13 PM No.712996423
>>712996230
>I wonder why they're pushing pauline so much harder
they saw the positive reception she got in Odyssey and knew they had a new popular female character to utilize
>I wonder why they're pushing pauline so much harder
they saw the positive reception she got in Odyssey and knew they had a new popular female character to utilize
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:02:24 PM No.712996435
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:02:28 PM No.712996441
>>712996320
>they cropped out the best part when she was first leaked
the internet would have exploded then and there.
>they cropped out the best part when she was first leaked
the internet would have exploded then and there.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:02:43 PM No.712996458
>>712993970
probably its gonna be an 'finish the game first' deal.
but COME ON! At least give us a couple of outfits where she's not Barefoot, dammit!
probably its gonna be an 'finish the game first' deal.
but COME ON! At least give us a couple of outfits where she's not Barefoot, dammit!
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:03:15 PM No.712996491
>>712995618
Yeah I would expect this Italian homo to be jealous of big chad Donkey
Yeah I would expect this Italian homo to be jealous of big chad Donkey
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:03:21 PM No.712996502
>>712991640 (OP)
>Hidden worlds underground
>Fossils
>Kremlin skeletons
This shit is gonna be the origin story of King K Rool, ain't it? These bad guy kongs are gonna dig too deep and unearth the Kremlin empire lost to time or some shit.
>Hidden worlds underground
>Fossils
>Kremlin skeletons
This shit is gonna be the origin story of King K Rool, ain't it? These bad guy kongs are gonna dig too deep and unearth the Kremlin empire lost to time or some shit.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:03:36 PM No.712996517
>>712996423
was rosalina not popular? I just don't know why pauline is getting so much love compared to rosalina
was rosalina not popular? I just don't know why pauline is getting so much love compared to rosalina
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:03:44 PM No.712996532
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:03:45 PM No.712996536
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:03:59 PM No.712996553
So wait. Cranky Kong is the one who kidnapped Pauline in the original Donkey Kong, but in Bananza where they’re meeting Pauline for the first time, he’s old?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:04:37 PM No.712996597
>>712995897
>DK and Pauline reach the surface world in New Donk City
>People start attacking the Ape carrying the little girl
>The two climb up up a demolition site, fighting off members of the Wrecking Crew trying to stop them
>as they reach the top a young man with a red hat jumps out of the crowd
>”be careful jumpman!” somebody shouts
Imagine the Reddit threads
>DK and Pauline reach the surface world in New Donk City
>People start attacking the Ape carrying the little girl
>The two climb up up a demolition site, fighting off members of the Wrecking Crew trying to stop them
>as they reach the top a young man with a red hat jumps out of the crowd
>”be careful jumpman!” somebody shouts
Imagine the Reddit threads
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:04:39 PM No.712996601
>>712996313
imagine if they actually made Jumpman as canonically Mario and Luigi's dad fucking up DK's shit constantly would also give Nintendo an excuse to make their Mom as a character too
imagine if they actually made Jumpman as canonically Mario and Luigi's dad fucking up DK's shit constantly would also give Nintendo an excuse to make their Mom as a character too
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:04:49 PM No.712996612
>>712996520
I WANT TO PROTECT THE LITTLE GIRL
I WANT TO PROTECT THE LITTLE GIRL
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:05:22 PM No.712996647
It's gonna be a Pauline jr
Nothing else makes sense
Nothing else makes sense
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:05:22 PM No.712996648
>>712991640 (OP)
Why did they turn her into a loli?
Why did they turn her into a loli?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:05:22 PM No.712996649
>>712994771
13 is peak
13 is peak
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:05:27 PM No.712996658
>>712996230
>>712996517
Rosalina was pushed hard when she came out, she's a staple of all the spin-offs too.
It's just the Nintendo circle. Every decade they actually introduce a new character that sticks around.
Only difference is Pauline has a DK connection so it made sense to slap her into this game.
>>712996517
Rosalina was pushed hard when she came out, she's a staple of all the spin-offs too.
It's just the Nintendo circle. Every decade they actually introduce a new character that sticks around.
Only difference is Pauline has a DK connection so it made sense to slap her into this game.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:05:34 PM No.712996664
Nintendo DS bird reference
They don't forget anything, do they?
They don't forget anything, do they?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:05:37 PM No.712996670
>>712996553
either time shenanigans, some weird transformation magic
or pauline's daughter that she conveniently called her pauline too
either time shenanigans, some weird transformation magic
or pauline's daughter that she conveniently called her pauline too
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:05:50 PM No.712996685
>>712992597
True, but they made her sleeveless. The sideflat art draws itself.
True, but they made her sleeveless. The sideflat art draws itself.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:05:56 PM No.712996690
>>712994031
Um.. is Pauline taking a deep sniff here?
Um.. is Pauline taking a deep sniff here?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:05:59 PM No.712996693
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:06:13 PM No.712996710
>>712996517
rosalina is typecast, she has to be in a format like Galaxy to make sense. Pauline can be put in more situations in comparison
rosalina is typecast, she has to be in a format like Galaxy to make sense. Pauline can be put in more situations in comparison
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:06:19 PM No.712996720
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:06:54 PM No.712996764
>>712996720
they look good
they look good
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:06:54 PM No.712996765
>>712994771
She is 13 *wink wink*
She is 13 *wink wink*
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:07:19 PM No.712996798
Cruel and slow death to all pedophiles, eternal hellfire after.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:07:21 PM No.712996802
>>712994771
Ruined
Ruined
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:07:38 PM No.712996816
>>712996664
They have the chance to make one of kinoest features.
Right before the game starts, you are greeted to the esculping minigame just like Mario 64.
They have the chance to make one of kinoest features.
Right before the game starts, you are greeted to the esculping minigame just like Mario 64.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:07:44 PM No.712996820
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:07:53 PM No.712996827
>>712996723
it's hilarious how much this chick was shilled and how all the hype around her instantly faded the microsecond loline got revealed
it's hilarious how much this chick was shilled and how all the hype around her instantly faded the microsecond loline got revealed
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:08:03 PM No.712996838
>>712991640 (OP)
NIÑA SEXO
NIÑA SEXO
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:08:20 PM No.712996853
>>712996553
>lady is either a different character now
>end of bananza will be a misunderstanding where mario thinks dk2 is kidnapping her
>weird time shenanagans and fedora kong/dkjr shows up at the end to fix the time line.
>lady is either a different character now
>end of bananza will be a misunderstanding where mario thinks dk2 is kidnapping her
>weird time shenanagans and fedora kong/dkjr shows up at the end to fix the time line.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:08:22 PM No.712996857
>>712995618
Donkey kong circus reference
Donkey kong circus reference
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:08:22 PM No.712996858
But where's Candy Kong?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:08:24 PM No.712996860
>>712996798
based and true
based and true
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:08:26 PM No.712996867
*They* are going to latch onto this aren't *they*
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:08:29 PM No.712996869
>>712996553
Im thinking it might be the original Pauline's daughter
Im thinking it might be the original Pauline's daughter
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:08:42 PM No.712996886
>>712996221
It's just like Yoshi and Baby Mario in Yoshi's Island. It's an origin story. It's cartoon logic, the Mario cast is a bunch of actors. Bowser already lost 7 kids to gain a new one before. Just roll with it.
It's just like Yoshi and Baby Mario in Yoshi's Island. It's an origin story. It's cartoon logic, the Mario cast is a bunch of actors. Bowser already lost 7 kids to gain a new one before. Just roll with it.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:08:44 PM No.712996897
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:08:55 PM No.712996913
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:09:20 PM No.712996947
So is it safe to assume that most grown men playing tendie games are pedophiles or worse?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:09:22 PM No.712996949
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:09:30 PM No.712996962
>>712996867
This is the outfit that will separate the freaks from the REAL freaks
This is the outfit that will separate the freaks from the REAL freaks
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:09:34 PM No.712996965
>>712991640 (OP)
why is /v/ suddenly obsessed with a child?
why is /v/ suddenly obsessed with a child?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:09:35 PM No.712996968
>Pauline is 13
we really don't need time shenanigans
it's only a 10 year gap between this and "now" since Nintendo insists that Mario is some young 20-something. Pauline is probably also in her 20's despite being a singer with a career in politics
because anime age
we really don't need time shenanigans
it's only a 10 year gap between this and "now" since Nintendo insists that Mario is some young 20-something. Pauline is probably also in her 20's despite being a singer with a career in politics
because anime age
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:09:43 PM No.712996982
>>712996867
of course they were, the second pauline got revealed you should've known they would be popping out of the woodwork to groom unsuspecting children
of course they were, the second pauline got revealed you should've known they would be popping out of the woodwork to groom unsuspecting children
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:09:44 PM No.712996983
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:09:46 PM No.712996989
One Piece Gear 4th Reference
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:10:04 PM No.712997018
>>712996320
>No overalls in the box art
>But has them on all throughout the direct
So are they pushing them for his new design or not
>No overalls in the box art
>But has them on all throughout the direct
So are they pushing them for his new design or not
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:10:24 PM No.712997037
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:10:31 PM No.712997045
>>712996968
The issue is that Cranky Kong is the one to kidnap Pauline
The issue is that Cranky Kong is the one to kidnap Pauline
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:10:42 PM No.712997062
>>712994771
she looks ugly. like she's from that western goblina game that gets shilled here.
she looks ugly. like she's from that western goblina game that gets shilled here.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:10:47 PM No.712997069
>>712995963
Giant Loli Pauline fights Giant Golden K.rool
Giant Loli Pauline fights Giant Golden K.rool
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:10:54 PM No.712997080
loli Pauline game when?
baby Rosalina game when?
baby Daisy game when?
Ashley game when?
baby Rosalina game when?
baby Daisy game when?
Ashley game when?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:10:55 PM No.712997082
>>712995701
Check if the app lets you add the API key of your atf's account. I use LoliSnatcher with the key and it works fine.
Check if the app lets you add the API key of your atf's account. I use LoliSnatcher with the key and it works fine.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:10:56 PM No.712997084
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:10:56 PM No.712997086
it's perfect...
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:10:58 PM No.712997091
Getting the amiibo to lick her soles
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:11:00 PM No.712997094
>>712996867
Loline 100% confirmed for as a racer in Mario Kart World at this point.
Fine by me that Pauline becomes DK princess.
Loline 100% confirmed for as a racer in Mario Kart World at this point.
Fine by me that Pauline becomes DK princess.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:11:01 PM No.712997098
>>712996867
Incels just keep losing
Incels just keep losing
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:11:05 PM No.712997104
>>712997018
I hate those fucking overalls, and someone on the dev team or marketing team wants to make them a thing.
I hate those fucking overalls, and someone on the dev team or marketing team wants to make them a thing.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:11:08 PM No.712997106
>>712997030
hot
hot
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:11:30 PM No.712997135
>>712996962
kek
kek
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:11:32 PM No.712997139
>>712996329
>Le KEKKA
>Come into thread to complain about something I hate ahhhh why did I do that
I can do what I want, faggot.
>Le KEKKA
>Come into thread to complain about something I hate ahhhh why did I do that
I can do what I want, faggot.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:11:37 PM No.712997150
>>712997045
Then they must have retconned the woman in the original arcade game to be somebody else.
Then they must have retconned the woman in the original arcade game to be somebody else.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:12:00 PM No.712997172
>>712997094
Finally, I can replace Rosalina as my main after they ruined her voice
Finally, I can replace Rosalina as my main after they ruined her voice
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:12:30 PM No.712997202
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:12:38 PM No.712997213
>skill points
>in a donkey kong platformer
>in a donkey kong platformer
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:12:48 PM No.712997228
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:12:52 PM No.712997236
I was going to buy this game. Now I won’t. It just feels wrong thanks to all the comments on here and the porn that’s currently flooding X. What they did here was unethical.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:12:55 PM No.712997238
be honest, how many of you just committed to purchasing a 450 dollar console + an 80 dollar game just because of a child?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:13:23 PM No.712997269
>Pauline has peak child and adult design
Is this the most perfect Mario character besides Wario?
Is this the most perfect Mario character besides Wario?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:13:28 PM No.712997276
Aren’t you guys going a bit overboard with the ironic lolifaggotry?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:13:28 PM No.712997278
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:13:36 PM No.712997287
no wonder Nintendo is winning and their fans are the happiest ones out there.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:13:37 PM No.712997290
>>712994452
What was the point of hiding that it was Pauline anyways?
What was the point of hiding that it was Pauline anyways?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:13:39 PM No.712997294
Why is she a kid?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:14:30 PM No.712997348
:)
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:14:33 PM No.712997353
>>712991640 (OP)
>pragmata
>now this
WTF is going on? Are they trying to appeal to a certain demographic?
>pragmata
>now this
WTF is going on? Are they trying to appeal to a certain demographic?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:14:40 PM No.712997368
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:14:45 PM No.712997374
>>712996723
pure sex
pure sex
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:14:46 PM No.712997375
>>712997294
they are trying to get their core audience back
they are trying to get their core audience back
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:14:50 PM No.712997381
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:14:57 PM No.712997391
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:15:00 PM No.712997396
>>712995618
i think mario vs dk has been entirely dropped from canon besides references and the side games
i think mario vs dk has been entirely dropped from canon besides references and the side games
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:15:13 PM No.712997408
>>712993283
Holy fuck I need her lips around my cock immediately.
Holy fuck I need her lips around my cock immediately.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:15:13 PM No.712997412
>>712997290
Judging by this thread, it was to avoid premature ejaculation..
Judging by this thread, it was to avoid premature ejaculation..
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:15:14 PM No.712997414
God i want to burn pedophiles alive so much..
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:15:16 PM No.712997417
As an outsider this games marketing is confusing. Is she the rock thing or can she change.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:15:21 PM No.712997427
>>712997294
because it's better that way.
because it's better that way.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:15:23 PM No.712997431
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:15:23 PM No.712997432
>>712997301
I care
I care
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:15:28 PM No.712997439
>>712997238
Already bought mine 3 weeks ago.
It's over for me.
I will also buy the amiibo because I'm a fucking idiot.
Already bought mine 3 weeks ago.
It's over for me.
I will also buy the amiibo because I'm a fucking idiot.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:15:43 PM No.712997461
I can't believe we're getting a Sonic Unleashed sequel
wild that we're getting were-ape/zebra/ostrich form switching and they replaced Chip with a little girl
wild that we're getting were-ape/zebra/ostrich form switching and they replaced Chip with a little girl
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:15:44 PM No.712997463
>>712995963
Pauline also has a special power, so we will get to unleash it.
Pauline also has a special power, so we will get to unleash it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:16:08 PM No.712997493
No, seriously. Where's Candy Kong?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:16:09 PM No.712997494
>>712997294
They finally realized my money isn't negligible
They finally realized my money isn't negligible
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:16:18 PM No.712997505
>>712997417
She got stuck in the rock thing
She got stuck in the rock thing
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:16:21 PM No.712997512
>>712997414
Stop threatening the president
Stop threatening the president
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:16:29 PM No.712997519
>>712997301
I care, anon is doing the morally right thing
I care, anon is doing the morally right thing
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:16:29 PM No.712997520
>>712997276
Feel free to leave anytime, buddy.
Feel free to leave anytime, buddy.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:16:32 PM No.712997524
>>712997442
play the game when it's out to find out
play the game when it's out to find out
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:16:52 PM No.712997542
>>712997493
on my dick, bouncing
on my dick, bouncing
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:17:05 PM No.712997554
>>712997276
ironic is fun, the actual freaks reveal themselves really easily and are ignored/reported
ironic is fun, the actual freaks reveal themselves really easily and are ignored/reported
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:17:05 PM No.712997558
>>712997524
So they didn’t say? Huh.
So they didn’t say? Huh.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:17:07 PM No.712997560
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:17:13 PM No.712997568
>>712997287
>Nintendo is releasing videogames
>Sony is releasing depression
Unironically what does Sony actually think they are gonna get from this because it certainly isn't sales.
>Nintendo is releasing videogames
>Sony is releasing depression
Unironically what does Sony actually think they are gonna get from this because it certainly isn't sales.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:17:25 PM No.712997585
>>712997094
You'll get Odd Rock instead
You'll get Odd Rock instead
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:17:25 PM No.712997586
>>712997493
Why would you even want this mutant abomination when we have Pauline and the series new monkey chick?
Why would you even want this mutant abomination when we have Pauline and the series new monkey chick?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:17:30 PM No.712997595
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:17:34 PM No.712997602
>mfw the ending reveals that nu-DK is Don K. Kong, Cranky Kong (Donkey Kong I)'s father
>the nu-Diddy and nu-Dixie shown are Diddy and Dixie's ancestors as well
>the nu-Diddy and nu-Dixie shown are Diddy and Dixie's ancestors as well
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:17:44 PM No.712997614
>>712997431
Why is every game a dress up simulator now. Trannies and women really did a number on this industry.
Why is every game a dress up simulator now. Trannies and women really did a number on this industry.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:17:48 PM No.712997619
>powerful yet gentle monster + little girl
Ideal duo
Ideal duo
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:18:22 PM No.712997656
>>712992247
Your country is run by child traffickers. Your tax money literally pays for pedo parties.
Your country is run by child traffickers. Your tax money literally pays for pedo parties.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:18:27 PM No.712997665
huh, so it turns out if you stop buying games these companies will start catering to your tastes? Was it really that easy?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:18:36 PM No.712997672
>>712994469
That's the fate of all women, sadly. Youth isn't forever
That's the fate of all women, sadly. Youth isn't forever
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:18:44 PM No.712997678
>>712997614
To be expected when incels like you are too stupid to ever work in videogames
To be expected when incels like you are too stupid to ever work in videogames
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:18:50 PM No.712997687
He's gonna wreck it!
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:19:07 PM No.712997705
>>712997294
to make the roasties angry
to make the roasties angry
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:19:16 PM No.712997715
>>712995963
Pauline puts on a banandium-gold chain and unlocks the unbeatable power of white girl rap
this game's version of Break Free is the DK rap
Pauline puts on a banandium-gold chain and unlocks the unbeatable power of white girl rap
this game's version of Break Free is the DK rap
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:19:29 PM No.712997730
>>712997431
>Game has equipment with skills
>Equipment has levels
>Skill points
>Talents
So, it's basically a Donkey Kong RPG? How strange. Even Mario Odyssey didn't go that far.
>Game has equipment with skills
>Equipment has levels
>Skill points
>Talents
So, it's basically a Donkey Kong RPG? How strange. Even Mario Odyssey didn't go that far.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:19:31 PM No.712997734
>>712997560
The first game is still a solid game, ignore everything after it, including the DLC that made her lesbian.
Even the people who only know the show dropped during the second season.
The first game is still a solid game, ignore everything after it, including the DLC that made her lesbian.
Even the people who only know the show dropped during the second season.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:19:37 PM No.712997739
>>712996867
literal Wokey Kong
literal Wokey Kong
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:19:49 PM No.712997757
>classic DK
>young Pauline
>Cranky is there
>Dixie and Diddy too
what the fuck
>young Pauline
>Cranky is there
>Dixie and Diddy too
what the fuck
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:20:19 PM No.712997797
>>712997665
Only works because we are the gaming media now
Only works because we are the gaming media now
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:20:24 PM No.712997805
I just need to see her in a skirt, to draw something
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:20:30 PM No.712997810
>>712997431
I don’t like that Pauline has the one item slot. Means there will be outfits you like with hat/hair that you don’t like and vice versa.
I don’t like that Pauline has the one item slot. Means there will be outfits you like with hat/hair that you don’t like and vice versa.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:21:08 PM No.712997858
>>712997595
japs are just born degenerate, every single one of them.
japs are just born degenerate, every single one of them.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:21:13 PM No.712997864
>lil Pauline take over the board
this game will sell
this game will sell
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:21:16 PM No.712997868
>>712997665
So you're saying gamers want Lolishit
So you're saying gamers want Lolishit
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:21:25 PM No.712997874
>>712996965
because of the new nintendo direct, get with the times old man
because of the new nintendo direct, get with the times old man
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:21:31 PM No.712997880
>>712997348
So is Rambi just the entire race of rhinos?
So is Rambi just the entire race of rhinos?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:21:50 PM No.712997905
>>712994521
If they need her singing, it's probably a good idea to keep Kate Higgins, but these faggots also just threw Charles Martinet and Sam Kelly away like garbage, so I wouldn't put it past them to recast Pauline as well.
If they need her singing, it's probably a good idea to keep Kate Higgins, but these faggots also just threw Charles Martinet and Sam Kelly away like garbage, so I wouldn't put it past them to recast Pauline as well.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:22:03 PM No.712997917
>>712997730
I wonder why devs implement those light RPG mechanics.
I wonder why devs implement those light RPG mechanics.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:22:08 PM No.712997928
>>712996858
she's been gone forever
she's been gone forever
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:22:14 PM No.712997938
>>712997868
I don't, but clearly enough of them do to influence these big companies in their creative decisions plus she's a hebe not a loli
I don't, but clearly enough of them do to influence these big companies in their creative decisions plus she's a hebe not a loli
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:22:17 PM No.712997943
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:22:49 PM No.712997971
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:22:53 PM No.712997975
>Jungle Beat style direction is bad now apparently
I weep.
I weep.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:22:54 PM No.712997979
>>712997781
Pauline's vagina.
Pauline's vagina.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:23:28 PM No.712998027
>>712996553
All Kongs become Cranky Kong eventually.
All Kongs become Cranky Kong eventually.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:23:27 PM No.712998028
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6/18/2025, 4:23:45 PM No.712998050
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:23:52 PM No.712998062
>>712997917
It's negligible but for a lot of people, it triggers some pleasure parts of the brain.
bigger number = better
It's negligible but for a lot of people, it triggers some pleasure parts of the brain.
bigger number = better
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:24:20 PM No.712998095
>almost 500 replies
lmao
lmao
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:24:26 PM No.712998102
>>712997905
Toad and Toadette now sound way better. It was a worthwhile sacrifice.
Toad and Toadette now sound way better. It was a worthwhile sacrifice.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:24:31 PM No.712998106
>>712997094
>DK island expansion
>Dk mountain track
>Dk skins
>Diddy Kong
>Dixie Kong
>Cranky Kong
>Funky Kong
>Pauline skins
>DK enemies, I want the barrel retard from DKC2
>Young Pauline
>K. Rool
PLEASE. I NEED IT
>DK island expansion
>Dk mountain track
>Dk skins
>Diddy Kong
>Dixie Kong
>Cranky Kong
>Funky Kong
>Pauline skins
>DK enemies, I want the barrel retard from DKC2
>Young Pauline
>K. Rool
PLEASE. I NEED IT
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:24:55 PM No.712998148
>>712997493
True ending, DK and Pauline part ways then he sees and goes heart eyed for Candy
True ending, DK and Pauline part ways then he sees and goes heart eyed for Candy
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:24:58 PM No.712998150
>>712996553
DK works like Zelda now.
DK works like Zelda now.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:25:00 PM No.712998153
>>712997139
relax bro
relax bro
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:25:07 PM No.712998163
Sp Pauline goes from tomboy to extremely feminine diva? Neat.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:25:28 PM No.712998181
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:25:32 PM No.712998187
>>712997847
Dont tell me what to do
Dont tell me what to do
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:25:34 PM No.712998190
>>712997493
Retired character like DK Jr. and Stanley the Bugman.
Retired character like DK Jr. and Stanley the Bugman.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:25:55 PM No.712998217
>>712998062
did he shit his pants?
did he shit his pants?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:25:56 PM No.712998224
>>712991723
Nintendo fanbase are all 40 year old pedos now
Nintendo fanbase are all 40 year old pedos now
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:26:04 PM No.712998235
>>712997971
poor Mario got tricked and quickly dumped her after finding out
poor Mario got tricked and quickly dumped her after finding out
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:26:17 PM No.712998247
>>712997665
I never stopped buying Nintendo games. In fact me buying Splatoon is probably what caused this
I never stopped buying Nintendo games. In fact me buying Splatoon is probably what caused this
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:26:18 PM No.712998251
>>712996178
Pauline turns into an adult at the end of the game.
Cranky is brainwahsed and turned into Arcade-DK by VoidCo and kidnaps her. DK has to rescue her (and turn back Cranky by bashing his head in) and then escape the underground.
Pauline turns into an adult at the end of the game.
Cranky is brainwahsed and turned into Arcade-DK by VoidCo and kidnaps her. DK has to rescue her (and turn back Cranky by bashing his head in) and then escape the underground.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:26:25 PM No.712998258
So what is the wish going to be? Pauline is obviously going to get it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:26:26 PM No.712998259
wasnt the leaked boxart from months ago confirming her as an adult?
is there just some shenanigans as to why she is young for now and then will become old again at the core
is there just some shenanigans as to why she is young for now and then will become old again at the core
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:26:33 PM No.712998264
Give me a redesigned Candy
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:26:33 PM No.712998265
>>712998028
They look so... plastic
They look so... plastic
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:26:34 PM No.712998268
>>712997619
so, nortubel?
so, nortubel?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:26:35 PM No.712998270
>>712998163
that was always the normal tomboy - adult woman pipeline before troons became a thing
that was always the normal tomboy - adult woman pipeline before troons became a thing
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:26:36 PM No.712998272
>>712997667
You'll get more of that when they release the inevitable Yoshi's Island dlc.
You'll get more of that when they release the inevitable Yoshi's Island dlc.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:26:48 PM No.712998289
the game is looking up to be quite interesting, compared to Mario odyssey, its clear it has more stuff. and its more likely because of that, that the big 40th anniversary Mario game is gonna end up coming out in the 42nd anniversary or so... if we're lucky.
still, it sucks that almost all of loline's outfits are Barefoot, dammit!
still, it sucks that almost all of loline's outfits are Barefoot, dammit!
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:27:01 PM No.712998307
>>712997294
It's wouldn't make sense for an adult woman to ride around on DK's back.
It's wouldn't make sense for an adult woman to ride around on DK's back.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:27:02 PM No.712998309
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:27:06 PM No.712998312
>kimishima upgrades the asses on nintendo girls en masse
>doesn't explain
>leaves
>furukawa begins the loli offensive
The re-engoodening of Nintendo after the dark era of the Wii.
>doesn't explain
>leaves
>furukawa begins the loli offensive
The re-engoodening of Nintendo after the dark era of the Wii.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:27:25 PM No.712998339
>>712998307
It would make sense for my boner
It would make sense for my boner
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:27:45 PM No.712998374
>>712998235
I can't wait to see the wholesome fanart of the game (unironically)
I can't wait to see the wholesome fanart of the game (unironically)
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:27:46 PM No.712998375
>>712998106
>DK mountain
>3DS DK jungle
>New track, the Kong kingdom from the movie
make it happen nintendong they won't
>DK mountain
>3DS DK jungle
>New track, the Kong kingdom from the movie
make it happen nintendong they won't
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:27:46 PM No.712998376
>>712997094
Remember people wanted loli Rosalina because of her storybook but we got a baby instead?
Remember people wanted loli Rosalina because of her storybook but we got a baby instead?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:27:48 PM No.712998378
>>712998270
I like tomboys that retain the tomboy haircut and attitude in their adulthood... but get an extremely feminine body, the contrast is delicious.
I like tomboys that retain the tomboy haircut and attitude in their adulthood... but get an extremely feminine body, the contrast is delicious.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:28:07 PM No.712998401
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:28:09 PM No.712998405
so is there going to be an explanation why cranky kong kidnapped adult pauline and now his grandson is carrying kid pauline on his back?
no? nintendo?
no? nintendo?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:28:12 PM No.712998409
>>712998289
yeah it looks great
but i will get a switch 2 only once 3-5 exclusive games look this good
yeah it looks great
but i will get a switch 2 only once 3-5 exclusive games look this good
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:28:16 PM No.712998414
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:28:23 PM No.712998420
>>712997730
They added a BotW glider to it too with the Ostrich mode. This is a trend chasing game throwing together random popular things, which is why it has the mindcraft style voxel destruction.
They added a BotW glider to it too with the Ostrich mode. This is a trend chasing game throwing together random popular things, which is why it has the mindcraft style voxel destruction.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:28:30 PM No.712998436
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6/18/2025, 4:28:33 PM No.712998440
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6/18/2025, 4:28:54 PM No.712998462
>>712997614
Video games have had costumes for longer than you’ve been alive, this is such a nothing thing to try and start seething about when it’s just something to add a little fun to a game
Video games have had costumes for longer than you’ve been alive, this is such a nothing thing to try and start seething about when it’s just something to add a little fun to a game
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:29:15 PM No.712998481
>>712998440
literally me
literally me
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:29:21 PM No.712998485
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:29:39 PM No.712998502
Not a 2D platformer, don't care.
>Skill points
Slop
>Skill points
Slop
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:29:43 PM No.712998506
>we finally got a sequel to mario 64's face
HYPERBOREAN SOVL NVKE
HYPERBOREAN SOVL NVKE
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:29:54 PM No.712998518
>>712991640 (OP)
So this is confirmed Pauline? Are they retconning her origin story to be Tarzan bush kid growing up with gorillas, becoming civilized and forgetting her past, and the original DK game being him as a father trying to bring her back home?
So this is confirmed Pauline? Are they retconning her origin story to be Tarzan bush kid growing up with gorillas, becoming civilized and forgetting her past, and the original DK game being him as a father trying to bring her back home?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:30:18 PM No.712998554
>>712998436
i want to tickle her cute feet so bad, bros
i want to tickle her cute feet so bad, bros
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:30:52 PM No.712998591
>>712997868
i don’t want that jap garbage, give me k rool
i don’t want that jap garbage, give me k rool
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:30:58 PM No.712998602
This looks better than I expected, and honestly what the Switch 2 should've launched with (especially to give context for DK having a new design for MK World). But oh my god, the UI design is fucking hideous. Either way, not enough yet for me to get a Switch 2 again (I returned mine).
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:31:33 PM No.712998645
>>712996553
She's been turned into a child and has any memories of being an adult taken from her as a result.
DK is just too dumb to make the connection that this girl named Pauline and the woman named Pauline are the same person.
Cranky either doesn't realize because "Do you know how fucking long ago that was, how am I supposed to remember her name? We just called her lady back then!" or he just doesn't give a shit.
She's been turned into a child and has any memories of being an adult taken from her as a result.
DK is just too dumb to make the connection that this girl named Pauline and the woman named Pauline are the same person.
Cranky either doesn't realize because "Do you know how fucking long ago that was, how am I supposed to remember her name? We just called her lady back then!" or he just doesn't give a shit.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:31:43 PM No.712998654
>>712997938
shes only hebe in age, thankfully shes all small and childlike
shes only hebe in age, thankfully shes all small and childlike
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:32:16 PM No.712998693
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:32:44 PM No.712998732
>ditched Diddy to appeal to pedos
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:32:51 PM No.712998740
>K. ROOL IS THE LEADER
why would he be working with other kongs
why would he be working with other kongs
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:33:14 PM No.712998758
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:33:20 PM No.712998763
>>712998732
based
based
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:33:32 PM No.712998784
How does she do it?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:33:35 PM No.712998786
>>712998732
diddy is in the game ya idiot
diddy is in the game ya idiot
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:33:39 PM No.712998790
>>712998375
I think they will. The complete lack of DK inspired maps aside from DK port and the fact that none of the other kongs are in the game as well as the fact that DK and Paulne BOTH only got one single skin makes me feel that they're lacking not because they've been forgotten but because they're saving it for the huge DK themed DLC. It makes sense because DK Island is canonically a part of the Mario World. As is Yoshi's Island.
I think they will. The complete lack of DK inspired maps aside from DK port and the fact that none of the other kongs are in the game as well as the fact that DK and Paulne BOTH only got one single skin makes me feel that they're lacking not because they've been forgotten but because they're saving it for the huge DK themed DLC. It makes sense because DK Island is canonically a part of the Mario World. As is Yoshi's Island.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:33:45 PM No.712998794
>>712995286
I kneel
I kneel
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:33:58 PM No.712998816
>>712998309
NOO PAULINE YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF THERE
NOO PAULINE YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF THERE
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:34:05 PM No.712998823
>>712994771
So she menstruates. Do we have to change her tampons?
So she menstruates. Do we have to change her tampons?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:34:07 PM No.712998827
>>712998732
b-b-b-based
b-b-b-based
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:34:11 PM No.712998832
>>712998518
it does smell a bit like retcon, but we still don't know why Pauline was sent to the underground and why she was in the void corpus clutches.
this is my guess:
>as part of some improvement plan for newdonk city, Pauline discovers the secret of the planet core, with her singing, she hopes to unlock that secret.
>she reaches ingot isle, but is captured by the void corp.
>she is reverted to a kid, with memory loss, and just to be sure, she is sealed into the odd rock,
>all she is certain of is that she has to reach the planet core to return to normal.
it does smell a bit like retcon, but we still don't know why Pauline was sent to the underground and why she was in the void corpus clutches.
this is my guess:
>as part of some improvement plan for newdonk city, Pauline discovers the secret of the planet core, with her singing, she hopes to unlock that secret.
>she reaches ingot isle, but is captured by the void corp.
>she is reverted to a kid, with memory loss, and just to be sure, she is sealed into the odd rock,
>all she is certain of is that she has to reach the planet core to return to normal.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:34:24 PM No.712998850
>>712996886
But Yoshi's Island Yoshi isn't THE Yoshi you play as in Spin-Offs or Super Mario World. That Yoshi is born at the end of Yoshi's Island DS.
But Yoshi's Island Yoshi isn't THE Yoshi you play as in Spin-Offs or Super Mario World. That Yoshi is born at the end of Yoshi's Island DS.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:34:27 PM No.712998856
>>712998693
Mario Kart World didn't click with me, and besides Bananza, everything else first-party so far is a Switch 1 holdover/port or spinoff.
>>712996502
>Nintendo forbids Retro from using the Kremlings
>because they want to be the ones to bring them back
That would be an insane 4D chess move.
Mario Kart World didn't click with me, and besides Bananza, everything else first-party so far is a Switch 1 holdover/port or spinoff.
>>712996502
>Nintendo forbids Retro from using the Kremlings
>because they want to be the ones to bring them back
That would be an insane 4D chess move.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:34:34 PM No.712998869
>>712998732
More like Diddy ditched DK to fuck his girlfriend more often
More like Diddy ditched DK to fuck his girlfriend more often
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:34:51 PM No.712998894
>>712991830
That was fast
That was fast
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:35:01 PM No.712998912
>>712995618
That would be awesome, so it won't happen.
That would be awesome, so it won't happen.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:35:07 PM No.712998918
>de PLANETTT COORE
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:35:19 PM No.712998936
>>712998506
It reminded me of Mario Artist. There's even mouse controls now.
It reminded me of Mario Artist. There's even mouse controls now.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:35:27 PM No.712998951
>>712998518
Confirmed Pauline, with a huge nametag saying "Pauline" over her reveal in the trailer. Promotional material says she came from the human world but was turned into a rock for some reason.
Confirmed Pauline, with a huge nametag saying "Pauline" over her reveal in the trailer. Promotional material says she came from the human world but was turned into a rock for some reason.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:35:35 PM No.712998965
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:35:40 PM No.712998973
>>712998740
Yeah K. Rool never had evil Kongs work with him before.
Yeah K. Rool never had evil Kongs work with him before.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:35:58 PM No.712998990
Sometimes I just wonder how is nintendo so good at loli and furry designs
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:36:00 PM No.712998996
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:36:11 PM No.712999009
>>712998732
Having Diddy on his back instead would be more based, true.
Having Diddy on his back instead would be more based, true.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:36:21 PM No.712999017
>>712998784
that's cute as shit man
that's cute as shit man
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:36:45 PM No.712999045
>>712998850
Yoshi franchise is it's own universe. It's like those Disney cartoons that made the bear from Jungle Book into an aviator or the normal squirrels into detectives. They use the characters in different stories as they see fit.
Yoshi franchise is it's own universe. It's like those Disney cartoons that made the bear from Jungle Book into an aviator or the normal squirrels into detectives. They use the characters in different stories as they see fit.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:36:49 PM No.712999049
>>712998973
These guys weren't working with K. Rool, they were defending their territory
These guys weren't working with K. Rool, they were defending their territory
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:37:14 PM No.712999074
>>712998591
This, I don't give two shits about kid Pauline, I want K. Rool back in his throne as DK's main villain.
This, I don't give two shits about kid Pauline, I want K. Rool back in his throne as DK's main villain.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:38:07 PM No.712999132
>>712993283
>>needs to buy the amiboo
You don't.
But seriously. Why did only the UK stream have this disclaimer and not the US stream?
>>needs to buy the amiboo
You don't.
But seriously. Why did only the UK stream have this disclaimer and not the US stream?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:38:28 PM No.712999156
>>712998732
So I assume the game was originally about DK and Diddy again, but somewhere in development they decided to make it about DK and Pauline which is why Pauline is now a loli (the same size Diddy would have been riding on DK's shoulders).
So I assume the game was originally about DK and Diddy again, but somewhere in development they decided to make it about DK and Pauline which is why Pauline is now a loli (the same size Diddy would have been riding on DK's shoulders).
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:38:56 PM No.712999191
I take it Loline is gonna be the new Queen of /v/?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:38:57 PM No.712999193
>>712998973
crack head kong
crack head kong
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:39:03 PM No.712999201
>>712997614
Mario has been dressing up for decades. The friggin Tanuki suit in SMB3 is probably the first real fursuit in video games
Mario has been dressing up for decades. The friggin Tanuki suit in SMB3 is probably the first real fursuit in video games
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:39:12 PM No.712999215
>>712999132
In the US you don't need to disclose such things in ads.
In the US you don't need to disclose such things in ads.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:39:23 PM No.712999229
>>712999132
Europe has better consumer protection laws.
Europe has better consumer protection laws.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:39:29 PM No.712999238
>>712998784
MONKEY SPIN
MONKEY SPIN
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:39:47 PM No.712999272
>>712999049
Why do they show up in KremKroc Industries if that's the case?
Why do they show up in KremKroc Industries if that's the case?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:40:09 PM No.712999293
>>712999132
freedom
freedom
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:40:31 PM No.712999321
>>712991830
Source
Source
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:40:39 PM No.712999328
>>712999132
>can be unlocked by progression
Just another sign the Odyssey team led this game. If it was the BotW leads, there'd be tons of shit that's hard-exclusive to Amiibo or rewritable NFC tags.
>can be unlocked by progression
Just another sign the Odyssey team led this game. If it was the BotW leads, there'd be tons of shit that's hard-exclusive to Amiibo or rewritable NFC tags.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:40:46 PM No.712999336
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:40:54 PM No.712999347
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6/18/2025, 4:41:25 PM No.712999382
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6/18/2025, 4:41:25 PM No.712999383
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6/18/2025, 4:42:01 PM No.712999424
>>712996320
But what about all the boxes on retail with the rock? They'll just throw them awat?
But what about all the boxes on retail with the rock? They'll just throw them awat?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:42:09 PM No.712999438
>DK Rap
Oh boy, I can't wait for another twitter meltdown over Grant Kirkhope
Oh boy, I can't wait for another twitter meltdown over Grant Kirkhope
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:42:14 PM No.712999441
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:42:27 PM No.712999460
>>712999347
>>712999382
When people see a strong horse and a weak horse, by nature they will like the strong horse.
>>712999382
When people see a strong horse and a weak horse, by nature they will like the strong horse.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:42:40 PM No.712999478
>>712998062
Can strong electrical shocks really make sub-second shit yourself in an instant?
Can strong electrical shocks really make sub-second shit yourself in an instant?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:42:42 PM No.712999484
>>712994031
The chronology is all kinds of fucked, because Cranky Kong is supposed to be the original DK from the Donkey Kong arcade game, and current DK is his grandson, son of DK Jr.
The chronology is all kinds of fucked, because Cranky Kong is supposed to be the original DK from the Donkey Kong arcade game, and current DK is his grandson, son of DK Jr.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:43:30 PM No.712999563
>>712996553
Its a saturday morning cartoon, timeline doesnt matter, just enjoy the fuckong game
Its a saturday morning cartoon, timeline doesnt matter, just enjoy the fuckong game
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:43:38 PM No.712999571
>>712999464
poppy kong and grumpy kong kinda opposite of eachother
poppy kong and grumpy kong kinda opposite of eachother
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:44:17 PM No.712999617
>>712998784
is she wearing shoes or just leggins?
is she wearing shoes or just leggins?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:44:31 PM No.712999632
>>712999504
Bananas
Bananas
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:44:31 PM No.712999634
>>712994452
>>712994771
What the fuck? Why is she a rock. What a bizarre thing to just throw into the story.
>>712994771
What the fuck? Why is she a rock. What a bizarre thing to just throw into the story.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:44:40 PM No.712999648
>>712999347
So she uses makeup to hide the freckles? That's cute.
So she uses makeup to hide the freckles? That's cute.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:44:46 PM No.712999659
>>712999464
HE has had enough
HE has had enough
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:45:30 PM No.712999720
>>712999617
looks like leggings only
looks like leggings only
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:45:34 PM No.712999729
>>712997269
she was here since the very start. it's only natural
she was here since the very start. it's only natural
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:45:52 PM No.712999749
The Female Power Fantasy is unironically to befriend DK and conquer the world on his back.
And that's kind of based.
And that's kind of based.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:46:18 PM No.712999782
>>712999571
poppy kock
poppy kock
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:46:29 PM No.712999794
>>712999132
So... are we thinking spats or bloomers under that skirt?
So... are we thinking spats or bloomers under that skirt?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:46:43 PM No.712999818
>>712996320
Physically into my Switch 2 emulator lmao
Physically into my Switch 2 emulator lmao
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:47:00 PM No.712999837
>>712999191
nope, king k rool won’t allow to be dethroned like that.
nope, king k rool won’t allow to be dethroned like that.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:47:21 PM No.712999868
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:47:28 PM No.712999875
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:47:29 PM No.712999879
>>712998251
Also she sings a final song during the escape, of course.
Also she sings a final song during the escape, of course.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:48:56 PM No.712999986
>>712999875
meds now
meds now
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:48:57 PM No.712999989
>>712999757
standing split sex
standing split sex
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:49:00 PM No.712999992
>>712993597
This is probably going to be revealed to be an AU, this doesn't fit into the main mario timeline or dk timeline where Pauline is terrorized by DK and is Mario's girlfriend.
This is probably going to be revealed to be an AU, this doesn't fit into the main mario timeline or dk timeline where Pauline is terrorized by DK and is Mario's girlfriend.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:49:07 PM No.713000003
>>712999571
She's gonna pull a Dimentio and become the real final villain, mark my words
She's gonna pull a Dimentio and become the real final villain, mark my words
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:49:25 PM No.713000024
>>712992135
Any game that has children in it is made by pedophiles.
Any game that has children in it is made by pedophiles.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:50:12 PM No.713000090
>>712999837
Loline is gonna kick Rool in his ugly croc dick and claim the throne
Loline is gonna kick Rool in his ugly croc dick and claim the throne
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:50:17 PM No.713000093
>>712999769
>>712999347
If she was an adult it would have too much sexual tension i presume.
They had to age her down into some boring unnapealing kid.
>>712999347
If she was an adult it would have too much sexual tension i presume.
They had to age her down into some boring unnapealing kid.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:50:55 PM No.713000138
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:51:32 PM No.713000167
>>712998102
Can't really say if they sound better or worse, but Peach is abysmal by comparison. At least when they bothered to make them sound as similar as possible when they switched between Jen Taylor and Sam Kelly.
Can't really say if they sound better or worse, but Peach is abysmal by comparison. At least when they bothered to make them sound as similar as possible when they switched between Jen Taylor and Sam Kelly.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:51:46 PM No.713000190
Glad diddy kong and dixie kong are back. My loveable chimps.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:53:26 PM No.713000320
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:53:47 PM No.713000342
>>712993574
>T. roastie
Stop samefagging your bait post.
>>712993879
>two similar games coming out means pedos are being accepted
ha, funny
>T. roastie
Stop samefagging your bait post.
>>712993879
>two similar games coming out means pedos are being accepted
ha, funny
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:55:33 PM No.713000476
>>712999347
>>712992597
Some "people" would honestly look at both and choose the latter.
>no tits
>no ass
Actual mental illness lmao
>>712992597
Some "people" would honestly look at both and choose the latter.
>no tits
>no ass
Actual mental illness lmao
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:56:31 PM No.713000547
>>713000091
Thx m8
Thx m8
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:58:22 PM No.713000670
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:59:47 PM No.713000768
>>712996858
it's a prequel, she's Lil' Candy Kong
it's a prequel, she's Lil' Candy Kong
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:00:11 PM No.713000793
Forced soul and it insists upon itself.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:00:21 PM No.713000805
>>713000673
they have more balls than most console-supporting Japanese devs at this point, which is insane to think about
they have more balls than most console-supporting Japanese devs at this point, which is insane to think about
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:01:07 PM No.713000872
>>712994957
Is that Lawrence?
Is that Lawrence?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:01:43 PM No.713000910
>>712996720
I still don't understand why they separated their cartoony eyes, extremely unnecessary change for me.
I still don't understand why they separated their cartoony eyes, extremely unnecessary change for me.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:01:43 PM No.713000914
>>712997276
speaking of ironic posting
speaking of ironic posting
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:01:51 PM No.713000921
>>713000673
>>713000805
I think a lot of you need to remember that to the majority of the population feet are a normal and completely innocuous part of the body.
>>713000805
I think a lot of you need to remember that to the majority of the population feet are a normal and completely innocuous part of the body.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:01:53 PM No.713000926
>>712994957
is this movie actually good or is it just obligational uooohcore?
is this movie actually good or is it just obligational uooohcore?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:02:12 PM No.713000946
>>712996553
this gotta be an alternate universe at this point
this gotta be an alternate universe at this point
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:04:28 PM No.713001103
>>712999671
>void kong the only one to break the naming conventions of the other kongs
huffing the kopium, he's k rool.
>void kong the only one to break the naming conventions of the other kongs
huffing the kopium, he's k rool.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:04:41 PM No.713001112
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:06:25 PM No.713001235
>>712994247
What is actually wrong with your thought process, pedophile?
What is actually wrong with your thought process, pedophile?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:06:42 PM No.713001248
>>712999347
I know they brought her back for the Mario vs DK games originally, but Odyssey really did wonders for the character, she's actually a stalwart for Mario/DK games now
I know they brought her back for the Mario vs DK games originally, but Odyssey really did wonders for the character, she's actually a stalwart for Mario/DK games now
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:07:13 PM No.713001283
>>712999478
They can if you make a fake video
They can if you make a fake video
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:07:34 PM No.713001314
>>713000921
yeah 4chan made me pass through a lot of treshold points of no return, but feetfags I do not yet understand.
yeah 4chan made me pass through a lot of treshold points of no return, but feetfags I do not yet understand.