Thread 713007775

Seriously, how did we win this hard? I like small and cute things, I wish I could have a key chain of her

Why did they give a child makeup

>>713007775 (OP)
If they were going to make her look young but have her be a teenager they should have made her 18. What is wrong with japs?

Reported

>>713007775 (OP)
>Freckles
Sorry but she's ugly

>>713007894
Nintendo just knows what their modern audience wants.

>>713007775 (OP)
The hotel worker outfit makes it look like she has wide hips

>>713007775 (OP)
Will the Diva Costume have bloomers or spats?

>>713007775 (OP)
I was so ready to be disappointed that she would only be revealed at the end of the game

>>713007775 (OP)
Is this the Year of Cunny for Nintendo?

I don't see the appeal of her.
>looks like a midget
>adult Pauline head
>hebe aged (13) but has the height of a 6 year old

>>713007948
>>>/lgbt/

Pedos unironically won and thats a good thing

>>713007775 (OP)
She doesn't look 13

Just some tacked on character to appeal to retards

Too many stats?

>>713008191
I bet you that was the intent, but they had to localize her to be older

>>713008261
If you're retarded maybe

>>713008261
>>713008191
>>713007775 (OP)
>blue and purple corpo slop
into the trash it goes

>>713007775 (OP)
>draw boy
>call it a girl

>>713008287
The japanese also say she is 13.

>>713007775 (OP)
Pedophiles need to be rounded up and exterminated lol so worthless and demonic

>>713008191
Depends on how she acts. Chibi 13 looks like regular 6

>>713008118
The “c*nny” fad has gotten extraordinarily popular lately. With all the trends going on around the world (Starlink in India, 2SLGBTQIA, etc), loli is making big bank. It’s what gamers apparently want. I don’t like it, but you gotta be careful because they’ll attack you if you oppose this.

IM CUMMIIING

>>713007775 (OP)
I knew there were a lot of pedophiles on 4chan but like 75% of /v/ are pedos. no wonder they dilate at the stellar blade threads

age of the barefoot loli

We need a version of this gif with DK and Pauline.

>>713008261
>Uses the word percent instead of just using a %.

>>713007775 (OP)
When do we start killing pedophiles

>>713008761
lol keep seething I only like fictional lolis but you wont believe me so who cares, enjoy your seethe while I have FUN

>>713008431
>censoring cunny
>Long-winded reply
>Managed to shoe horn India
>Managed to mention fags
Good shit post. 8/10 mention trannies next time too

>>713008761
>guys can you kill them for me pwease
leftists can't do anything they/themselves

Where's her naked outfit?

>>713008191
You're right, she looks 8

>>713008523
Hellow soiteen. The people who like OP also like sexy games like Steller Blade. Your psyop is retarded.

>>713007854
Cartoon girls are given eyeliner generally because it makes the image more distinguishable as female.

Particularly with children, as other than the hair there isn't really much else to distinguish them from boys.

>>713007775 (OP)
is she going to be in the official box art?

>>713008947
lol nice headcanon

>>713007775 (OP)
Why did Nintendo think it would be a good idea to put lipstick on this little girl? They're literally asking for lewds!

>>713008989
She is now on the official boxart.

>>713008191
>13
too old
it’s over…

>>713008761
Waiting on you

>>713008969
Nah i think the real reason is pedophilia

So...why is she a rock for a few seconds?

>>713007775 (OP)
>can only get Diva Dress with the amiibo
YAWN

>>713007775 (OP)
whether you want to fuck her or look after her (or both) we can all agree she's cute and donkey kong banana will be goty

>>713009218
The Amiibo gives you EARLY access to the diva outfit. You can still grind it out for free.

>>713008585
Also I had the idea to make this after that post. Accurate?

>>713007854
She's 13

>>713009071
Spending 10 more bucks is going to be worth it....

>>713009325
OUT OF TEEEEEEEEEEEN!

>>713008387
Start with every single world leader and 90% of celebrities and 75% of female teachers then I guess??

>>713007775 (OP)
The pants are based because you imagine taking them off.

>>713008261
HAHAHA, DK's stomach is used for the banana counter now.

>>713007775 (OP)
?
hmm I liked her og outfit better.
is THAT the reason why the banner was took down? cuz it was an old outfit and no longer in game?

>>713009532
>when you have max bananas

>>713009450
The female teachers can stay.

>>713009729
Nope, pedophiles are pedophiles.

>>713008018
>lolifaggot

>>713009682
It's the same outfit you just see the whole image now.

This is what happens when a girl eats too many bananas.

>>713009153
She was sealed into rock form by VoidCo, possibly to suppress her singing power

>>713009218
Nigga buy some ntf tags and make your own

>>713009959
I apreciate your commitment K-rool bro, sorry he hasn't been shown yet. Don't lose hope

>>713010073
That's just a normal white female before having sex and after having sex

>>713010073
ZAMN

>>713007775 (OP)
>Pragmata
>DK Bananza
It's just two games but that's some top tier cunny NGL, wish she had a skirt tho, loli pantsu would have made me buy at least 4 copies

>>713010353
>14 year olds spamming UOOOOOOH at a character 1 year younger than them
kek

>>713010353
could be worse
could be pragmata posting

>>713010506
do you ever wonder if you talk like this public?

>>713010573
or onirism posters

>>713010353
what the fuck does the word secondary even mean anymore

>>713010663
I wonder if K. Rool will be in the game, but I'm not losing hope, stay strong K.Rool bro

>>713007775 (OP)
Look at her go!

>>713010751
Answer him

They show more of the hot monkey lady yet?

>>713010953
>him

>>713010751
At first I thought It was gonna be a prequel, It would tie Nicely with the Arcade Donkey Kong, giving DK reason to kidnap Adult Pauline, he was just being protective of her....then they showed Cranky....FUCK THEY HAD IT EASY

>>713007775 (OP)
she's too western looking like out of a children's catalog and not loli enough

THIS COCONUT SHIT
ISNT FUNNY

>>713010946
Man, her ass and thighs are gigantic.

>>713010946
No more zoo for you.

>>713007775 (OP)
It still feels like they obviously replace Diddy Kong with her half way through development.

>>713008846
>>713008887
>>713009097
Pronounce your love for little girls in a public setting instead of here then

>>713011156
>My game series based on Popeye, King Kong, and Dr. Ochanomizu doesn't look like Frieren

Kill yourself now kid.

>>713007775 (OP)
>they have to desperately target the pedo market now
Nintendo really?

>>713009218
A twitter post explicitly mention it letting you get it "early." You can probably unlock it in the postgame without the amiibo.

>>713009103
Based

>>713011350
>public setting
Are you some kind of normalfag? What are you leaving your home for?

>>713011386
Nintendo isn't desperate, they're at the top of their game. Maybe that's why they felt secure making games and designing characters as they want to without caring about international prudishness.

>>713007775 (OP)
lmao, and people give shit to goblinism

>>713010353
Prove it

>>713011350
just because you trannies walk around parading your fetish doesn't mean normal people walk around talking about their fetishes too

>>713011491
Usagi Drop is a great manga after all.

>>713011386
Nintendo was always for pedos. You just realized it now?

>Sir the Switch 2 isnt selling
>Make a game about a big muscular black ape with a barefoot loli wife and have him transform into a hentai horse man on command

>>713011373
It's how the makeup is done. It lacks childish cuteness.

>>713009218
>>713011424
>A twitter post
The European and Japanese Directs had disclaimers stating that you can unlock the costume in-game without the amiibos.
For some reason no such disclaimer was in the American Direct.

>>713011716
So it's like how the Mario Odyssey amiibo unlocked the wedding costumes early.

>>713011716
I expect many close up pics of those tiny amiibo feet

>>713011716
Stricter laws in Europe. Nintendo wants to lock in pre-orders before letting people know it's optional. Very common business strategy.

>>713010946
What sort of costume is that? Old lady with big ass?

>>713011859
>>713011208
You guys have never seen jodhpurs?

>>713011859
It's a marching band majorette uniform. I think.
You know the ones who swing and twirl the sticks around while marching.

That or she is cosplaying as hotel or steam-train staff. But with the music themes I'm guessing it's the former.

>>713011196
IF YOU LIKE THE GAME YOU NEED TO SHOOT YOURSELF

>>713012231
It looks more like a bellhop fit to me

>>713012228
I have, I was being retarded on purpose but also I want to see her with a gigantic ass and thighs

>>713010353
luckily this game is actually coming out so there will be other things to discuss
I don't think pragmata will ever release, this gen's deep down

>>713007854
her lips are so glossy it's unreal

>>713007854
Girls are better when they aren't pretending to be whores.

>>713007894
An adult is roughly 13-15+. 18 is jew/feminist propaganda. The leftist retards running around saying “25 is when the brain REEEALLY finishes!” are victims of virtue signaling.

Personally I went through puberty by about 11, thanks to my virile Mediterranean genes lmao

Literally nothing wrong with this. Sick of this clown world. I’m pushing back.

>>713011579
Ok anon, i think you have a problem. That's just a dinosaur caring for a baby. It's not like this case like little pauline getting fashion and lipstick.

>>713010073
>Pauline late 20s?
>Young Pauline 13
Puberty doubled her height

>transform into an Ostrich and drop bombs on the small palestini--I mean monsters below!

subtle, nintendo
subtle

>default outfit is tattered oversized red dress and blue jeans
They are heavily implying this is Mario's illegitimate child

>>713010353
Dude who actually has a switch 2 I can’t afford this shit right now I got rent and groceries to buy

>>713007948
You're ugly.

>Pedophiles pretending they're not pedophiles and if you call them out on it they call you the REAL pedophile

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Everyone in this thread except myself should bash their brains against the nearest surface until permanent brain damage is achieved.

>>713007854
so i can tongue kiss her while she sits on my lap

>>713012560
what does that even mean

>>713007775 (OP)
Donkey Kong embrace Wreck-it Raplh plot.

>>713007775 (OP)
thats just embarrasing nintendo just showed tendies are manchildren pedophiles

Looks like an ugly Bratz character what the fuck happened to nuchan goddam. Probably worse than the thicc shit the past decade, just a steady decline. Who cares about this freak troll doll?

>>713012835
K rool is not in this game though.

>>713012640
I'm of the camp of that if it's just fapping, I don't care. If a real child is in danger, that's when you raise eyebrows.

I hope she gets a DS Diddy Kong Racing Tiny Kong outfit.

>>713012763
praying for you big dog

>>713008761
You psychopaths think you’re any better talking about “feet first into the woodchipper”, you goddamn savages? Both the far right and left are too stupid to see the pedo shit is an obvious divide and conquer tactic, also lolis in anime and fiction do not resemble real children ffs

I'm gonna masturbate to this succulent little girl.

>>713012908
Pauline is actually K. Rool in disguise.

>>713012640
Is all good if I (proud black male) fuck your 13yo spic daughter?

>>713012794
Sorry i like girls that will be capable of reproduction.

>>713012908
what does that mean

>>713012934
I hope she gets a lore accurate Dixie kong outfit.

>>713012830
FUCK

>she's 13
So maybe this is also a young DK? I don't get it. In multiple games DK has a crush on adult Pauline. This is not how you do a reboot if this is what it is.

>>713012640
>sonic fan saying this

>>713012560
You mean pretending NOT to be whores

God teen Pauline is so fucking hot

>>713011491
Based and redpilled.

>>713007775 (OP)
Are freckles this years Vitiligo.

If this site is going ga-ga over this, how are the jap websites reacting to Pauloline?

>>713013081
Haha. But she'd have pants on right haha.

>Stellar blade threads
>Nothing
>OP pic
>Instant boner
I'm cooked fellas

>>713013263
ToT

>>713012970
Thank you but MOST people cant afford damn 80$ games like this. I don’t know if you noticed but most comments sections are full of people saying they don’t have a switch 2 yet. I’ll get one eventually but this is only the second major first party game coming out

>>713013263
Stellar Blade girls just look like plastic kpop stars, you'd have to be mentally challenged to find those appealing.

>>713012560
>when she tries to wear adult make up and give you an adult kiss.
How do I turn her down bros. She's not ready and neither am i

>>713013263
are lolifags really like this lol

>>713013263
imagine Stellar Blade, but with a little girl

>>713011608
>character designer none other than 774
>DK gets a big pig transformation
Color me surprised.

>>713013140
I’m not necessarily a sonic fan, I just have that gif
>>713012931
15 is not a child. If you have that delayed of puberty your have hormonal issues. And inb4 all that “mental maturity” crap. That’s subjective and not a biological standard, plus we live in a culture where everyone is immature and made to be so.

It feels good to be a Pauline fan rn, bros.

>>713013473
my goat

>>713013473
gross

>>713013025
You know you can have kids into at least your 40’s right? What do you think women’s ovaries stop working at 25?

If K. Rool isn't in the game. Maybe DK will turn into a Kremlin Bananza.

>>713008364
Japs wre also brainwashed by the jews

>>713013628
nobody tell him

>>713013473
Is that a mod yet?

>>713013727
Tell me what? Blatant lies?

>>713013263
Why is the gamer movement like this? I thought we were opposed to pedos? Don’t we call the wokies pedos? But it’s okay to like little girls? Reminder that it’s not 2003 anymore, you’re no longer 15. Moot isn’t site owner and /l/ is long gone.

>>713013409
That will never happen retard

>>713013727
My parents had me when they were 32. I’m 30 and with my gf for 7 years. We aren’t planning on it for a few more because of money

>>713013803
The gamer movement.

>>713008261
Oh shit we can finally play as Dankey Kang

>>713013628
hope you like autistic kids

>>713013229
They're cute.
She covers them up with make up anyway.

>>713013557
Doesn't matter, I know age of consent laws were a recent societal thing considering the age of humanity and stuff. I'm just saying I'm fine with folks who wanna whip it out to cartoon characters and that people who wanna raise the age of consent past 18 are nutjobs and spinsters with little to no eggs left.

All I'm drawing a line at is keeping it to fapping. Nothing more.

>>713013658
Jews are the ones telling you that 25 is the new age of sexual maturity, which is obviously ridiculous. I’m not saying we should all be Muslims with literal child brides but the truth is somewhere closer to younger is the ideal age. 15+

Used to basically be the unspoken rule until feminist retards started whining about it mostly for purposes of equality, not even sexuality

>>713008523
I like both, like if you don't find any women attractive you are a troon 100%.

>>713013409
>Turning her down
Lol
Lmao
It's over for you anon. Embrace it.

>>713013868
Would you rather have autistic children or healthy children growing up without allowances?

>>713013945
I’m not saying everyone SHOULD specifically be with a 15-17yo I’m just saying if you should happen to meet one however, maybe at a concert or some shit, and you’re into each other, nothing wrong would result from dating. Other than depending on how much older you are, not having much to relate about.

>>713013570
I hope loline becomes a spinoff staple after this game desu

>>713013786
calm down hag

>>713013570
But I'm a fan of the adult with tits. I got a child version that will be raped by monkey dick all over the internet.

>>713014093
She's going to be in Mario Kart, for sure.

>>713014084
I’m not autistic, do you think every kid born after some arbitrary age is autistic? Do you realize how stupid that is? Look up the statistics

If (when) Pauline gets into Smash Bros, would she have the Mario logo or the DK logo?

>>713014094
I’m arguing with a 14 year old aren’t I? Wait until you’re in your mid 20’s anon. Little to nobody who doesn’t live in bumfuck West Virginia is having kids before mid 20’s, at the earliest. Of all my friends only one of them had kids

>>713014152
Don't worry, friend. Artists will draw more adult Pauline after this game hits. Trust the plan.

>>713014196
What would her move set even be? If anything she’d just be a part of a taunt or final smash, maybe an assist trophy

>>713007775 (OP)
>has her feet out the whole time on most outfits
>in gameplay they're constantly visible on screen due to her dangling off dks back
this had to be on purpose, they 100% knew what they were doing

>>713013023
No, but that's because you're black, not because you're an older guy

>still 0 platforming shown after the direct
>vague empty looking overworlds with shitty little BotW shrines instead of actual levels
>it’s a 3D platformer collectathon, no wait it’s a Minecraft exploration game, no wait it’s a kid’s adventure game, no wait it’s an rpg-lite, no wait-
>”uhhh what does dk do in the game? Uh idunno transform into random shit I guess?”
>Instead of based Kong sidekicks you get an annoying little girl that sings Let It Go, btw we can’t decide if she’s a kid or a teenager

All this random shit thrown in is so obviously to make the game more Disney so little girls will want it and you fucking retards eat the slop up because she’s bare foot. God Nintendo are marketing fucking geniuses. It’s a shame they can’t make good games anymore

>>713014352
Most people are not pedophiles.

>>713008261
>swimming in denim

>>713014459
lol

Yoshi bros... When will we get our day in the sun again.

KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS KILL PEDOS

>>713007775 (OP)
>I like small and cute things

>>713014434
I get if you don’t care for it but the game looks like good fun man. I get it 4chan cynicism and all but I don’t get how you could dislike this game THAT much from what we’ve seen outside of just “I want the EXACT old DKC game mechanics back”

I'm gonna make so much Loline porn in DK Artist mode

>>713014459
True, but I remember seeing a graph recently that most people admit theyre attracted to teens, so “minors”. Depends on if you autistically parrot that “minors are kids no debate”

>>713014352
They knew the only way to get me to buy a switch 2

>>713014183
This nigga is a liar

>Shoes in only one outfit
I'm sold

>>713014290
Well, it's better to hope than give up I guess. Won't make a difference though.

All of you belong on a federal watchlist.

>>713014667
>Well made 3D Yoshi's Island where he carries barefoot loli Rosalina
This would be basically the only thing that I'd want more than this.

Could Pauline possibly have the most character development in the series?

>>713013868
My mom had me at 38 and now im into little girls.

I want one of her costumes to be blonde hair and pink dress like her arcade appearance.
I also want DR. Jr tights for DK

>>713015076
At this point she's equal to Rosalina

100% the game for the uoooooh costume.

>>713015053
being honest, with Baby Rosalina appearing in MKW, I wouldn't be surprised if Nintendo released a new Yoshi game with them.

>>713015004
>federal
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>713014196
My original idea was Classic DK following around adult Pauline and you would indirectly use DK for attacks, like Pauline would have a counter that has her duck and cover her head and a pissed off DK punches the attacker trying to hit her, or throws her over his shoulder and climbs up a ladder for their Up-B. Now, its looking likely in the next game it will be this version of DK with the probability of kiddie Pauline on his shoulder and maybe having some singing move.

>>713007775 (OP)
don't care about dk
don't care about children

>>713014871
cute!!!

>>713010946
Looks like Donkey Kong to me.
I genuinely don't really know what the people shouting about redesigns are really on about. He might make more silly faces than before but that's not a design change, that's DK making more silly faces than before.

>>713014290
Would this game be better or worse if instead of kid Pauline, it was adult Pauline who got shrunk?

>>713014770
I don’t want old DKC back, they already did that with tropical freeze and it was perfect for that, I’m happy they’re moving on to something different.

I literally just want to see a cool 3D platforming collectathon with decent level design from this game, but after releasing like an hour of gameplay now we’ve seen no platforming, and vast overworlds with shrines instead of levels

>>713015281
just for clarifying, by "them" I meant Baby Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy and Rosalina.

>>713007775 (OP)
Looks like a western design. She's even doing a stock cgi movie hand on hip pose that all those girl characters do. Not a good omen.

>>713014459
More and more people are becoming lolicons or pedophiles every year.

>>713014352
Considering japs made this, yes. They also can be coy about the reasoning she is a child.
>"Oh its because adult Pauline would have been too large to ride on his back. She's also barefoot because DK is also."

we were blessed with an amazing loli

>>713012640
This but unironically. 13 is too much on the cusp of a child though. But I agree that once they're past 14 humans are basically adults. By 16 most human beings have become fully adults and at 18 there's no question about it, even with late bloomer exceptions. It's biology and yet dumb cucks and feminists for believe without any shred of irony that 25 is actually when we're fully adults. Unreal.

>>713015467
So that's why DK is wearing pants....

>>713014459
They would be if the Jews were not around.

>>713014247
dried up hag meltdown

>>713007775 (OP)
That fucking marketing intern is so dead bros

>>713012560
this implies adult pauline wears makeup to cover up her freckles

>>713015592
And they were from korea so their livelihood is definitely over and they're on the street if not worse

>>713015175
I want DK Jr onesie for Pauline

>>713013557
Add to that I've met some very retarded 40 year old women dancing to "yass girl" tween pop songs and some pretty smart and well adjusted 18 year olds. In fact, I'd argue most millenials are much more immature than your average zoomer, even with zoomers being incredibly dumb.

>>713015436
>and vast overworlds with shrines instead of levels
But each floor is a "level" not some vast "overworld".
And both the DKC games and DK64 has pocket-dimensional challenge-rooms within each level.

If you think the levels look too freeform that's valid criticism. But changing the terminology of everything to charged terms just because you aren't a fan is a bit petty. No?

>>713015462
>pose that all those girl characters do.
Isnt there a pic of the little bitch from Wreck it Ralf doing literally that exact same pose?

>>713015659
No it doesn't, freckles usually go away as you get older

>>713013628
>t. Coping post wall roastie

Hot take, I've never thought DK games were fun and was pretty sure all the nintendo fans who did were either nuts or screwing with me.

>>713015392
I'm not sure because I don't know what's going with Pauline in this game, desu. I'm hearing that this is a prequel or that she's under a curse that made her younger or whatever. I do have a soft-spot for protector/daughter type stories, so I'm okay with this.

>>713014932
I’m not fucking lying you’re just too young/ignorant to know any better. My cousin is 36 and had a baby girl and she’s just fine healthy and normal

>>713013803
>I thought we were opposed to pedos
/pol/ tourists are, because they're just right wing normalfags
fortunately those worms aren't the majority of the site yet

>>713015534
No girl no matter the age will ever consent to having sex with you retard, so this whole discussion is pointless anyway. Stop thinking that somehow younger girls will give you a higher chance, they dont care about ugly fat old men like you.

>>713012934
>I hope she gets a DS Diddy Kong Racing Tiny Thong outfit.

>>713015875
>Hot take
maybe you should fuck off back to r-e-d-d-i-t with your reddit tier terms

>>713015004
You sound like a brainwashed cuck, keep slurping up jew cock

My favorite genre of video game is child.
I hope there's lots and lots of porn and mods of loline.

>>713014247
How is this a good thing, though? And why are you seething this much?Objectively the best time to have kids is young.

>>713015382
>a literally groom costume

>>713015962
>they dont care about ugly fat old men like you.
They do if I have $$$.

>>713016007
Pedos really have a distorted sense of reality, huh.

>>713015848
It's a cultural thing. Girls in Japan do cover their freckles. I used to date a girl who did this because freckles are seen as ugly by a lot there.

>>713012640
>>713015534
>board full of underages has no problem with fucking underages because they're underages too

Are people actually attracted to Loline? I mean she's cute but she doesn't really look like a sexy loli character

>>713015382
Her hips are so WIDE in this

>>713012640
I'm into cute drawings, real kids are fucking annoying and ugly

>>713015516
Based!!!

>>713015839
Close

>>713013540
>character designer none other than 774
wait... what?

>>713016165
It's the clothing, you dumbass.

>>713009220
She's so fucking hot.

>>713015995
No child, I will remain right here. You on the other hand become extremely emotional when shown a misunderstanding you possess. It is you, child, who should browse reddit.

>>713015103
I doubt that’s a genetic thing lmao >>713015962
It’s not about us having sex with them or not it’s just about reclaiming a world that has any semblance of logic so we can tackle important issues like why are we here, what is “here” really, who made existence, etc etc. It doesn’t take a legion of jewish sociologists to gatekeep biology and culture in order to keep up artificially immature and malleable. Notice how when people object to a lower age of consent they always bring up mental immaturity? Yeah, because after puberty someone is a young adult. But we don’t actually attempt to teach young adults, we stick them in giant government sanctioned daycares (schools) and train them for employment. Because everything about our system is designed around creating and maintaining good little wageslaves and not around raising HUMAN individuals. It’s sickening. It’s another byproduct of industrial capitalism.

>>713015516
M-More...

>>713010353
lol you're a nintendofag. you don't deserve respect

>>713012430
it literally got a release year and a trailer you retard
if only you never released

>>713016160
i mean, yeah. just curious, but who do you consider a sexy loli character?

>>713016085
No it isn’t, yiu have so much life to live. Having kids is beautiful but it also requires a LOT of time that you should and could be doing other things. You don’t want to sacrifice YOUR life just to have a kid too quickly when you weren’t mentally, financially, spiritually, or individually ready. I’m not saying don’t have kids, I’m just saying that there’s a whole opposite spectrum of people who are so mentally shallow they think life is just about procreating and that’s it. You’re not really “supposed” to have kids younger either even if your biology supports it.

>>713016190
Weird how Wreck it Ralph became a retroactively more accurate parody of the source material

>>713009220
nah bro E33 is goty

Imagine Pauline grows up and gets into her blond hair dye phase.

>>713015962
>No girl no matter the age will ever consent to having sex with you retard, >they dont care about ugly fat old men like you.
Kek why are you seething so much? Once humans reach puberty, they are adults. Suck a fat cock, you roastie hag.

>>713016151
Not underage. I personally wouldn't prowl for 16 year olds but I understand the biological attraction a man would have for a young woman.

I hope they do a decent job of respecting the older DK universe in addition to the new stuff. It's not even about just sucking off Rare's ideas, stuff like the Kremlings and extended Kong family is a part of the franchises identity in the same way Mario and Zelda has their recurring elements. For the longest time its felt like the newer DK games were like if Mario games just dropped Bowser and the Koopas for some lesser quality replacements that just as quickly never return.I am glad they want to do new shit, but this game could also be the perfect opportunity to return the elements that formed the basis to the franchises long-term identity.

>>713016136
I’m not a pedo, that’s the point. You have to learn what a child is and isn’t. >>713016184
Well I agree, but 15 year olds are not children.

>>713007775 (OP)
I would've preferred no visible lips but I guess that would've been too anime for a game like this, it's fine.

>>713016430
That's a lot of words to say you wanna fuck kids dude

>>713016669
Based and reasonable. But yiu can’t even say that these days without people (across the political spectrum, mind you) wanting to shove you into a wood chipper, and theyre somehow the “good guys”

>>713011350
Do you go outside to announce to everyone your fetishes? Of course not.

>>713013540
>>character designer none other than 774

>>713016085
it’s a woman(m)

>>713008046
Almost makes me wonder why they didn’t just outright reveal her in the announcement trailer. Especially if the rock is revealed to be her early in the game.

>>713016829
If you read them instead of having a burnt out brain tiktok attention span youd know I said no such thing

>mods policing pedo threads
lol of course

>>713007775 (OP)
So kid Mario got to date this?

>>713016919
I’m a guy, I just know plenty of people who had kids or whose parents had them anywhere from their late 20’s to mid 30’s with no major issues with the pregnancy or birth. I’m all for shitting on women culturally, you know their looks fade and the “wall” and all, but this is just wrong

>>713016743
Mario girls are defined by their huge bimbo lips, anon

>>713015895
That artist better draw young Pauline, even if he's afraid of being called a lolicon.

they better put loli pauline in mario kart world

>>713015516
Your reality, Mr. PDF

>>713014459
That's an actual lie

I love being a pedo bros

>>713017165
you used the fag ai

>>713017012
this isnt a pedo thread, i want to squish her cheeks

>>713010073
From tomboy to feminine diva, not sure if we lost or win (I like tomboys that remain like that even when they grown up and get extremely feminine bodies).

>>713017165
That ai can be edited to ignore the built in age checker, that's what that anon did.

Drawing a oppai loline at this moment

>>713007775 (OP)
Dong expanded

>>713010073
so she always had a fat ass, uh?

>>713017372
The face is so good do you really need to ruin her

>>713015659
Freckles go away when you grown up but that sounds cute.

>>713010073
I want them to both do a time incest kiss

>>713017417
D-dont worry she still has a small body! *Copium*

>>713016586
>You don’t want to sacrifice YOUR life just to have a kid too quickly when you weren’t mentally, financially, spiritually, or individually ready
Me me me me. That's all I ever hear. You can do those things with kids. It's harder yes but I don't understand why this is seen as a complete destruction of your hopes and dreams. I don't think anybody is ever ready to have kids, desu, no matter how much money or whatever you have. You can prepare yourself as much as you want but actually having and caring for them is a whole different ball game.

When I say it's objectively better I mean biologically. Women who have kids from 18 to like maybe 25 have the healthiest babies and can recover from pushing babies out much more quickly than older.

Also, i'm not saying it's smart NOWADAYS to have kids young. It's unreal how fucked things are economically. But again, physically, women are designed to have babies young. And we should be having nkre babies because of birth decline but that's a whole other shit show in the making

>>713016190
Crumbelina for life.

>>713008846
>"Ugh Mom, you just don't get it. I'm just really sexually-aroused by and masturbate to depictions of FICTIONAL children. That's different, totally normal, and based gigachad. You must be DA REAL pedophile for being disgusted by me!"

LMAO

>>713010073
Engineered from the age of 13 to take the BDC

>>713017534
please stop talking to your mom about your fetishes you absolute weirdo

>>713017372
Hell yes.

>Yoshi's Island opens the door for baby characters
I sleep
>DK Bananza opens the door for cute teen characters
I AM FUCKING WIDE AWAKE

>>713015962
Tell that to all the girls on stickam and omegle who went wild for older men

>>713015516
What ai? Please tell me
>>713017165
God this one sucks balls always bitching about anything that isn't porn

>>713017534
i got a cool mom and she'd say that was really cool

>>713017254
Pretty sure faggots are more likely to molest children bud. I used the heterosexual and righteous AI.

>>713017359
Imagine being so pornsick the guy needs to program an AI to agree with him because no normal person would tolerate pedophile apologism.

>>713017372
Godspeed drawfren.

A little girl shouldn't have access to this level of power, I bet at the end of the game Pauline sings so hard that DK goes full Tengen Toppa to fight an equally giant final boss.

Oh.. oh they fuckn

>>713017718
>DK Bananza opens the door for cute teen characters
looking forward to a game starring teen peach, daisy and rosalina

What kinds of loli games do I need to play to prepare for DK Bananza?

>>713017520
>>713017520
You’re not wrong but you’re not fully right either. When I say most people don’t have kids younger I’m sure most of it is for economic reasons, I wonder if there’d be a huge rush of babies if there was some financial overhaul that left most people better off (unlikely), you know, like a new baby boom

And yes I said “me” or “I” a lot, so what? We are ourselves. You’re not me, you’re you. You are only in control of yourself, and even then, to a limited extent. I think people who stop everything just to object to that are weird and don’t fundamentally understand reality. We are individuals. We are priority number one. How can I be expected to have kids if I haven’t figured out myself? Nobody is saying a kid or kids “destroys” your hopes and dreams but do you understand how much less time you will have, especially for the first 4 or 5 years? It’s an insane commitment. Now add onto that anxiety, poverty, depression (in both partners), and lofty aspirations (and not just for some NWO “career” or some shit but human art, real intellectual pursuits) and you’ll see why it’s hard to have a juggling act or balancing act without some element suffering

>>713017795
Super Saiyan 4 DK

>>713016932
To surprise people with today's direct.
Modern hype cycles are fast. This worked like a charm

how did pauline feel when she started growing that massive rack

Why are you guys pedophiles?

Bananza better be DK's new Final Smash.

>>713018130
That was the plan but the Koreans accidentally ruined it.

>>713017520
I just want to continue having sex with random women, anon. Even if I have a kid with my partner. I will never be done sowing my wild oats. If birth control and child support weren’t a thing, and if I had full sexual intercourse with every women whose phone number I ever got or who I flirted with online, I would be a household name in genetics, like Genghis Khan

>>713015773
I’m happy to be wrong but from the way it was presented it looked like there’d be only a handful of different worlds, each one with connected areas that have ruins with individual challenges. If there’s levels that are more contained that sounds way better, even if the focus seems to be on destroying the environment and fighting over platforming

>>713017795
100% that is what is happening. It's going to be Giant King K Rool, after eating the Banandium Root. Nintendo wants to have their King Kong vs Godzilla moment.
>K rool unleashes Atomic Breath attack, DK is holding it back but faultering
>Pauline remembers the elders talking about "her own special power", starts to sing, harder then she's ever sung before. DK starts to grow, more and more massive from all the Banadium he's eaten through the game, then throws the breath away and punches K rool in the face. The final battle begins

>>713018229
Considering that she became extremely feminine, she grew up her tomboynesss naturally so she actually loved it.

>>713017795
So the bananas…are growing FROM him?

>>713017973
I don't know much about games you can play but I can recommend you a book, one you've probably read before: your holy Quran. Your prophet Muhammad consummated his marriage with his favorite wife Aisha when she was nine years old.

>>713007775 (OP)
>How did we win this hard
Are you retards seriously excited because Nintendo copied a Disney movie?

>>713018243
I can already see them doing it, it will be a Cinematic attack though, instead of a transformation you get to control.
>DK punches in front of himself
>Transforms into Zebra to run around and barrel through enemies, then Ostrich for an egg bombing run and then finally Kong to plow into the ground, launching everyone away

Will her next song surpass this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNXTxZVZ4UQ&ab_channel=NintentionsMusic

>>713018243
smash is dead, sakurai os working on air riders.

>>713018316
Screencapping this

>>713018403
I never read that before. I'm not Muslim. Sorry to destroy your narrative.

>>713018427
They ruined everything with the second movie making Ralph and his loli effectively fall into obscurity.

>>713018475
>>713018243
I want ultimate 2 or ultimate switch 2 edition. Even if having 3 Links sucks I’d rather have more overall not less.

>>713008191
too small for 13

>>713018427
>Ralph copied DK
>DK refines the copy and makes it better

>>713008261
>Increase fire damage by 4% when under 10% HP

>>713018427
That movie was originally pitched as a DK movie before they shifted it to a video game movie in general, but decided on their own character that would invoke a lot of DK feelings. DK was also supposed to show up to give Ralph the lesson about being a "bad guy", until they decided against it.

>>713017061
>not autistic btw
kwab

>>713008387
So do homos

>>713018608
Wrong thread.

>>713018473
I think so, I'm already enjoying the snippet we heard. I always thought that a Pauline song about her and DK would be WAY better, so I'm glad that Nintendo agreed.

>>713018586
I want to see her pubix

>>713018673
Like you aren’t you faggot

>>713016160
you're probably 20 and your "tastebuds" aren't developed yet, us oldfags are loving pauloline

>>713014667
>New Mario game
>Gimmick is that he transforms
>New Kirby game
>Gimmick is that he transforms
>New Donkey Kong game
>Gimmick is that he transforms

>>713014459
Pedophiles are a lot like trannies, they both think that everyone who hates them secretly shares all their depraved ideals. They cannot imagine that people are geniunly just disgusted by them

>>713018496
Notice how your defense is "I'm not Muslim" instead of "I'm not a pedophile?" You proved yourself to be subhuman and therefore confirmed your status as a student of Muhammad's teachings.

>>713008387
But “rounding up and exterminating” people isn’t demonic lmao

christcucks are insane

>>713018893
what's the alternative?

>>713018586
Kid me used to watch this show with my dick out and in my hand every saturday. She was so fucking hot.

>>713018608
correct thread

>>713012560
I had a mindset that little girl + lipstick = whore.

>>713007854
And why did they give her feet? Fucking gooners

>>713016623
>Both GOTY contender have a hot barefoot main character whose feet are constantly dangling in front of the screen
Footfag bros we won so fucking hard

>>713018909
>>713018919
Pure autism

>>713018861
>no u
tismsisters…

>>713007775 (OP)
Too western-looking for my taste

>>713018946
these guys aren't Christian
they're just ultranationalists

>>713019038
I only matched the quality of your post lol

>>713019048
filtered

>>713018893
The gimmick here is the environmental destruction.

>>713007775 (OP)
>>713018427
What happened to Japan? This shit is ugly

>>713019030
We're on /v/, pretty sure we're all autistic. But only one of us is running the pedophile defense force and it's not me.

>>713018269
>I just want to continue having sex with random women, anon.
I mean I don't disagree with you, dude. I have an amazing gf who has been with me through hell and back, stuff that most women would just dip at the slightest sign of inconvenience. And yet I still wanna bang so many women it's unreal. I won't do it cuz I have a good one but like you, if I had actually gone through with most of the women I've flirted with, almost taken out on a date, that have approached me while I was with my gf... well, my dick would be a pretty happy guy, to say the least.

>>713019108
autistcope

>>713019083
I think they’re both. I’ve seen the use of the phrase “Christo-fascist” on IG and /pol/ unironically. Note the use of the word “demonic” specifically too. It’s not the occult meaning “daemon” from the Ancient Greek “spirit” but the Judeo-Christian “demon=evil” framework

Either way these folks are retarded

>>713018893
Mario's power-ups were always transformations though. All Odyssey did was make them not beholden to being lost by getting hit.

>>713019176
I’m not even defending pedophilia, I’m just not out here incorrectly calling being attracted to perfectly mature teens pedophilia.

>>713018946
If the ones being exterminated are evil, then no, it's not demonic

So if DK was adventuran and shit with kid Pauline, why's she all like "HELP HELP" in the original Donkey Kong?

>>713019196
k

>>713007775 (OP)
>drop loli
>everybody forgets about 80 USD games and self-bricking consoles

>>713008191
So how did this happen? Pauline was an adult back in the original Donkey Kong game, is this a prequel? But then what the hell's Cranky Kong doing there?

The only thing other than K Rool that would make this game even better than it already is is the cartoon show voice actors

>>713017742
>the guy needs to program an AI to agree with him
nta but you got it wrong. he didn't add anything. he just removed a restriction programmed by the dev. in a way it's a more open-minded and natural evaluation

>>713019318
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey retcon reboot bullshit.

In other words, stop thinking about it.

>>713019026
>Expedition 33
>Pragmata
>Bananza
>Nightreign with Revenant
>More
How do I even make time to play all the feetkino now wtf. They finally figured out how to get me to spend money.

Next Arlo video he be screaming uoooooooooh for 10 minutes straight.

>>713010353
But enough about what /v/‘s been doing since Pragmata was shown

>>713016151
Oh nooooo men are attracted to young women with breasts and hips. Oh noooo.

>>713019318
Timeline wise, Original DK is Cranky Kong, so maybe kid Pauline is the grandkid of the Pauline from the original game like DK is the grandkid of Cranky.

>>713018586
Look at those underage tits

>>713011716
>>713007775 (OP)
>>713008191
>>713008261
>>713010073
This game was so close to perfection. Why did they make her so ugly?
I have to cope with Pragmata I guess

>>713019408
How do you do that?

>>713008191
well let's do the head shrink test

not only is she not a true loli character - she's fat

>>713019291
Here’s an argument I’m sure you’re familiar with from a religious perspective: it’s the act itself that is evil. It’s like killing someone in self defense, it’s still murder. Should it be held equally? That’s up to the smartest minds and/or God to decide I suppose. I just think people use the universal disagreeability of pedophilia to justify their inner bloodlust in a “civilized” world that’s crumbling more and more every day. Of course evil things should be fought back against, but rounding up and exterminating anyone is far worse than the worst of what they’ve done at that level of organization and effort.
>>713019191
Nice, I know how you feel. That’s another reason I’m not necessarily ready for kids. I have what you might call a permanent “hall pass” in my relationship because I’m a lifelong perv or gooner or coomer or whatever the fucking word is now, and I simply don’t think I could ever give up flirting and the romanticism of life and experiences no matter what. It doesn’t gel with the “turn 18 move out and settle down” ultratrad boomer conservative shit.

>>713017878
The one good thing in the new mario movie, was the brief look at teen/pre-teen Peach dressed as a toad.

>>713011608
God damn, they made this game super duper quickly for your retarded bait.

>>713019394
that would make the new design actually tolerable
>>713019538
You'd think it'd be Pauline jr then, no? We had a DK jr (who I'm guessing became DK as we know him).

>>713019263
I'm talking about cappy, not the power ups, the power ups are fine, it's the bullshit with Mario turning into a T-Rex, smashing a wall, and going back to Mario that I'm talking about

>>713019681
>she's fat
It just keeps getting better!

>>713018239
They are cute and funny.

>>713019318
Pauline isn't aware that she traveled into the future.
At the end of the game she goes back to her time and grows up. She thinks she sees her old friend Donkey Kong (who is actually Cranky Kong) but he doesn't recognize her and kidnaps her.

Sounds pretty tragic

>>713019376
Is DKB 80$ too?
And what’s this about the switch 2 bricking itself?

>>713019770
DK jr, who had his own game where had to rescue DK (Cranky) From Jumpman, is the father of DK from Donkey Kong Country.

>>713018316
First phase should have Rool kidnap Pauline and Dk has to climb up a DK arcade style structure to save her.

>>713019812
Gross

>>713019915
So what if this new Seth Rogan DK is now the 4th DK

>>713019785
I know what you meant, my point is that it's not new.

>>713019823
is this the confirmed story or is it a guess

>>713019842
1) it would be weird if Nintendo didn't make the game 80 bucks
2) if you do something with your physical property that you bought that Nintendo doesn't like they will brick the system. like for example playing backups of your bought games.

>>713019927
YES YES YES! God man, I really hope it is something like this. I don't want Nintendo to not use all the systems they made for the final boss. I hate it when they go to great lengths to make cool stuff and then half of the game mechanics aren't used BotW I'm looking at you

>>713019812
>Stephen universe trans reboot

>>713019842
have you been living under a rock this whole time?

>>713020032
You mean like loading a dumped ROM onto a non hacked switch? Why would you do that

>>713018379
No, he ate so many bananas they started sprouting out him. Like a goosebumps book.

>>713018893
>New Wario game
>

>>713014459
nor into ugly shit like feet for that matter

>>713019289
My nigga. That is a child and if you actually cannot perceive that you should keep away from schools.
>>713019408
AI, like anything else, can be broken or not perform as intended. When it perceives or distorts reality (i.e. it's sexualizing children) that oversight needs to be fixed. What this anon did was break the window because he likes the breeze outside.

>>713019842
It was confirmed 70 burgers back at the initial announcement

>>713019048
By western do you mean she has lips and a nose larger than a grain of pepper? Just shows western based art I like this is because westerners are attractive and “eastern” art has to make people look like semi Caucasian looking cat aliens for their humans since easterners are ugly as shit

>>713020062
Well, she IS a rock.

>>713020108
No, I just have other concerns than the newest video games these days. I’m playing through majoras mask 3D for the first time right now. I just popped in to see what people thought of this game. I don’t mean to sound condescending but as you age you may, very likely in fact, find that while you still play and follow video games, there are more important things occupying your mind

>>713019318
she remembers how thick the dong will be

>>713008761
transphobia is not cool anymore, chud.

>>713020216
70$ while obviously high isn’t bad since it’s at least the “new standard”. We’re not “up to” 80$ yet and that’s why people are mad about it. 80$ is like what we’ll be seeing 5-10 years from now if things keep up the way they’ve been going worldwide

>>713017372
MORE

>>713008761
Not soon enough.

>>713020209
I’m not even talking about Pauline here, I’m just talking about in general. I’ve seen loli designs that were hot but admittedly for having argued about it ITT I don’t find loli pauline sexual looking, she just looks like a bland, safe character.

>>713019991
I don't get your point, cappy isn't a power up, he has specific gimmick section that plays different than the rest of the game, same as Kirby mouthful mode, it's a boring way to do things, what if this game ends up the same?

>>713020221
People on an anime website like anime artstyle more
It is that simple
> Just shows western based art I like this is because westerners are attractive and “eastern” art has to make people look like semi Caucasian looking cat aliens for their humans since easterners are ugly as shit
what the fuck are you even babbling about?

>>713020463
Any regime birthed from the bowels of efficient, justified viciousness will find itself quickly overcome by the whims of its least content subjects. They will see little to no challenge in rallying support by directing the public consciousness to the very violence that bought them temporary comfort.

>>713018475
OH SHIT!

>>713020396
I'll show the progress so far in next bananza thread , haven't drawn in years and my first time doing a loli in general

>some people in this thread
How do you look at a goofy scrimblobimblo and end up tickling your funny at the idea of being a pedophile just because the concept of being rebellious turns you on or some other silly shit like that
Either I’m getting my leg pulled or people are actually this stupid in a psyop kind of way (over mario no less)

I hope there are some of those bonus challenges where you play as just Pauline doing some kind of sneaking missions or driving in a diddy kong racing kart or something.

>>713020695
Mario is anime

>>713020257
Everything you need to know is on this very site. You should be able to keep tabs every now and then.

>>713020209
just say you want more censorship

>>713010073
>Pauline was a victim of Tomboy Death
tragic

>>713019048
Mario always had a western look, because they're literally inspired by western media, like King Kong.

>>713020828
The direct woulda shown it.

>>713019990
Alternate timeline

>>713020984
I will no longer buy your game.

>>713007775 (OP)
>>713012560
I love thick eyebrows, bros

>>713020984
tomboys don't exist in real life. it's just a phase of penis envy girls go through before they accept they are female. The tiny handful that don't grow out of it always end up as butch lesbians.

>>713020580
>I don't get your point, cappy isn't a power up,
I didn't say that, holy shit.

>>713010353
I will do both

>>713013386
At least they look like adults.

>>713020257
>Ask question that could be answered by a brief glance at the catalog
>Um, ACTUALLY I have more important things to think about, kiddo
Please continue to not come here, it's better without you.

>>713007775 (OP)
So, where does someone find fan art for this? Japan abandoned Pixiv and her tag is banned on rule34

>>713010073
Which way white man?

>>713021342
>her tag is banned on rule34
wow, that's pathetic

>I won’t be able to express my genuine love for this Pauline design without revealing my power level among my friends
This is my burden

>>713021342
Did they? Where did they go then? They gave up cuz ai?

>>713015076
>>713007775 (OP)
Praying there's some sort of strapless outfit for her in the game

>>713020772
>scrimblobimblo
What the reddit fuck did I just read >>713021342
Seriously? First hanime now r34? This world man, every day it’s worse and worse.
>>713020871
I am usually on /lit/ /x/ /pol/ and /sci/, sometimes /vp/ and that’s usually the worst I can handle. This board is about the same

>>713021342
danbooru and twitter ?

>>713020492
If you're arguing that teens can be attractive, that's a different issue. Lolis by definition are sexualized children. Teenage girls don't suddenly glow up in looks and fertility once they reach the magical age of 18, but it's important to remember that emotionally immature people are the first to be taken advantage of and in the case of too many young women, it's often sexual.


>>713020706
When an animal is sick with a terminal and uncurable illness, you put it down as an act of mercy. Ending the life of a pedophile simultaneously saves them from a lifetime of suffering from their affliction and their victims from a lifetime of trauma.

>>713020934
Just say you're a pedophile.

>>713020154
It's your property, you should be able to do that just like you should be able to remove the case surrounding the electronics if you want to.
Imagine buying a TV and it bricks itself if you don't watch exactly what the manufacturer has said you may watch. I don't want to live in that future but some will defend it.

>>713021342
gelbooru?
>>713021709
>danbooru
>for loli

>>713020840
he means generic weeb slop

>>713021482
>Where did they go then?
Twitter but good luck finding fanart without following every Japanese artist. they don't tag their art and even if they do Twitter tag system is fucked
Worst website for fan art

I buy for she.

>>713021342
>Japan abandoned Pixiv
what does this mean, please

>>713021482
>They gave up cuz ai?
because of chinkshills spamming low quality koikatsu and ai to inflate the numbers
>>713021709
>danbooru
lmao

>>713021812
That’s what I was arguing mostly, yes. “Emotional immaturity” is an amorphous concept when applied this way, and to address that I would point you to >>713016430 and expand on it by saying that “maturity” is not biological or genetic it is cultural. Out culture itself is “immature” and produces people who are immature consumers. This extends far past their teenage years. If that’s your bar for sexual maturity then basically no woman at all should be on the table kek

>>713007775 (OP)
I notice she also got the Tifa censorship treatment

>>713021971
>what does this mean, please
Most of the "fanart" on that website is from China and SEA countries now. Japanese artists moved to Twitter

will she have a Yoshi's Island outfit where she is just in a diaper?

>>713018817
screencapping this

>>713022156
>Japanese artists moved to Twitter
ouch, that's retarded. i bet they still censor themselves as well.

>>713021891
>he means generic weeb slop
nta but see >>713021923
Much better

>>713022340
that’s what I said

>>713021812
>When an animal is sick with a terminal and uncurable illness, you put it down as an act of mercy. Ending the life of a pedophile simultaneously saves them from a lifetime of suffering from their affliction and their victims from a lifetime of trauma
While I would not personally prey upon a child or advocate for it, I find your sanctimonious justification for grisly violence both hypocritical and equally disgusting to the act(s) you object to. Two wrongs do not make a right. This also assumes that pedophilia is a condition and not a choice, or is fully one or the other. I would assume pedophilia is more of a choice that stems from low inhibition and years of perverse psychological development, if not stunted development entirely.

>>713021370
Left becomes right so left is the superior choice

>>713007775 (OP)
>Draw a loli
>Call her a hebe (officially 13 years old)
Everybody fucking loses

>>713020984
This looks so much better.
I absolutely hate the jorts and side pigtail they gave her

>>713021838
I get it and I agree but it’s dumb to expect them to not detect a hacked copy of a game on a console you have connected to the internet or whatever. If you want to pirate pirate by all means, just keep it all on a hacked console. I have a 3DS full of hacked DS, 3DS, and virtual console games. I also have a steam deck with both ROMs and my steam library on it.

>>713018817
Ultimate kek

DON'T UOH
$350 FINE

>>713012640
Ok Pablo

>>713022531
i specifically said it wasn't hacked tho, they just decide to assume it's not your own legit backups (which are legal to have) and brick your property as if you had done anything wrong.

>>713021342
Sankaku

I’ve never felt so validated as a lolicon, I wonder if this is how gays and trannies feel when they get representation

>>713008261
I am really hoping you can choose DK/Pauline's clothes separately from the stats. I don't have much hope since neither BotW nor TotK had a transmog system.

>>713014196
DK, because she first showed up in the arcade game, and this new game is a DK game.

>child character exists
>freaks starts seething about imaginary pedos
I want you all to know that this makes you look like the pedo
if you went up to a real life girl and started asking her age or the people around her if they were attracted to her sexually you would be arrested and tried for sexual harassment of a minor
hope this helps you freaks realize how retarded you all are

If Pauline doesn't have a banana costume I'm burning down Nintendo HQ.

>>713007775 (OP)
Chances that she ends up surpassing her adult form in quantity of goon content?

>>713023107
Well, if fhe clothes only give a bonus and not also come with a downside it’s fine. In BOTW I loved the armor but couldn’t always run around with it because of temperature

>>713023075
Man, Nintendo fucking sucks at english dubs

>>713023327
High. Degens are loose these days and Peach will always rule the roost for this niche of pervert.

>>713008761
when we finally go after the 1%

>>713021342
baraag,atfbooru and sankaku

where's the porn

>>713023327
does her adult form even have any so Id say this one will win by default

>>713023327
Hopefully very high

>>713013803
>we

did the new trailer show Funky Kong at all?

>>713021342
Japanese Twitter.

>>713009729
I was almost raped by one and I've been scared of girls or intimate interactions in general ever since
she ruined my life, female pedos do just as much harm despite what people think

>>713020382
>70$ while obviously high isn’t bad since it’s at least the “new standard”.
In Europe, Playstation jacked the prices from 60€ to 80€ with the launch of the PS5.

>>713023591
>atfbooru
this one looks good and active but do I need an account to see everything?

>>713023327
high, adult pauline has peach, daisy and rosalina to compete with.

>>713023076
Today footfag pedophiles are eating good.

>>713017795
GT bros we eatin gud!!

>>713023920
SHADDUP faggot. Gaaaaay

Unless she was ugly, in which case my condolences anon.

>>713009689
Big kek

>>713017372
Good size.

>>713014667
I keep thinking it feels like a new Wario World

>>713007775 (OP)
I love small and cute things but this isn't clicking with me at all. The model looks pretty unattractive to me almost making me think of Onirism though not as bad as that game, it doesn't help the voice acting is dog shit akin to an "anime" game.

>>713017534
no kidding, my mom is 11 years older than my dad
she approves /ss/ and surely approves the opposite

Loline, Loline, Loline, Loliiiine
I'm beggin' of you, please don't take my kong

>>713014434
Why do you trannies love lying so much?

>>713023327
This game will only further boost fanart for adult Pauline, as liking and making lewds of the child version will get you cancelled.

>>713017795
Gear 4 DK.