Thread 713016569

The only advantage the Switch 2 has over the Steam Deck is a few worthwhile exclusives. That's it. You simply cannot deny this.

Ponytails are the sexiest.

Nicole Rape

>>713017793
YOU

>>713016569 (OP)
>Cutting scars
Run

>>713016569 (OP)
The only reason to own a console is for the exclusives anon.

>>713016569 (OP)
>The only advantage [game console 1] has over [game console 2] is [games to play]
Nothing else matters.

i could fix her

>>713018482
>doesn't want to lick the scars
wow, big gay

>>713018570
Number of games you can play on Switch 2 that you can't on the Deck? Like 2, maybe 3.
The inverse? Thousands.

>>713017043
Agreed.

>>713017043
Fluffy ponytais are the best subcategory.

>>713018697
i want to cum on them and make her lick them clean

>>713016569 (OP)
Nicole deserves to be raped by (Me)

>>713018482
>Cutting scars on the backside of the forearm and not the wrist
No only is it signs of an attention whore but they're also stupid

>>713018482
Do edgy teens still cut themselves today? What a stupid trend.

>>713016569 (OP)
Hugging Jecka
Handholding Jecka
Kissing Jecka
Telling Jecka everything will be fine

>>713021952
its hot tho

>>713016569 (OP)
Mentally ill women are not attractive.

>>713020280
Cool, that’s why I own a PC and a Switch.

My point is that even if exclusives are the only reason own a console, they’re the only reason that actually matters

>>713021952
I went to the local drugstore recently and saw a girl in a sundress who was
>Extremly overweight
>Had MASSIVE cutting scars on her upper/lower arms
>Multiple facial piercings, across her nose/brows/lips and one on the fucking inside of her lip
>Multiple tattoos, including facial ones
>shitty thin hair, dyed a cotton candy pink
>Trackmarks
Whenever I feel bad about my life not going well, I will think back to that person. She's my new anthony burch

>>713018482
Yep, I can't fix her

>>713017043
>>713021540
>tfw a guy
>tfw i can get fluffiest ponytail than 99% of the women
whenever i get called a fag i say that women love pulling my hair while i eat them out
im a virgin

>>713022306
i dont remember making this post

>>713016569 (OP)
why can't fixable crazy chicks be real

>>713022625
Are you sure?

>>713023005
i said fixable
the real crazies will make both you and herself worse

>>713016569 (OP)
thats the prostitue of the two right? how much to cum on her scars?

>>713023005
Well, maybe an alcoholic?

Steam Decks don't ban you for piracy either.

>worthwhile exclusives
Name them, dogshit doesn't even have a mario game it's already a forgotten console.

>>713023432
Sorry meant for >>713023104

>>713017043
Hime ponytails.

You also aren't sucking Gabe's fat dick, so thats a bonus.

>>713023525
>no Mario game

Sounds like a net positive

>>713023589
hmm alcoholics are a weird case because the ones that are crazy enough to trigger the primal saviourfagging urge are also the ones that are generally unfixable

stealth menhera thread

>>713024928
i can impregnate her

does she bite during oral

>>713021540
True

>>713025856
only if you dont choke her with a leather belt

i need nicole feet in my mouth

>>713023735
Instead you suck the collective dicks of Nintendo's board of directors. How does it feel being the most retarded tendie tripfag on the board, boconigger?

>>713024928
Stealth Class of '09 thread actually, but all mentally ill bitches are welcome.

>>713016569 (OP)
While I don't own a steam deck I'm aware you're able to get the Switch emulator working on them, I assume the Switch 2 will be easy enough given how cheap the hardware is.

>>713026237
i dont think you know what stealth means

>>713016569 (OP)
1080p screen
Mouse feature is cool

But also Steam deck undoubtedly has the better customization and game library
>t. Idort (minus sexbox)

>>713027015
Well, borderline stealth. I'm not exactly good at getting the balance down, considering all my /v/hu threads die quickly.

>>713021952
had sex with a 19 year old a month ago who had a bunch and a few were from earlier that day

>>713027202
did you cum on them? you came on them right

>>713026451
How are people gonna emulate it if every time they try it bricks the system?

>>713016569 (OP)

One of the best video game characters in the past 5 years

>>713027421
I came in his asshole.

>>713029057
im talking about the scars faggot

>>713027421
nah condom i did piss on her though and yes it was a biological female

>>713016569 (OP)
>>713017043
This
It's so fucking hot it's unreal
Post more

>>713016569 (OP)
the advantage a switch 2 has is that it's the new nintendo platform. why should i lose sleep over the "steam deck's many games" when I have a gaming PC?

>>713026451
The switch emulation on deck is pretty inconsistent in my experience. I'd recommend just doing it on a full PC.
The Switch 2 itself runs at 10-12 W in handheld play while the Deck is 15 W, and they have somewhat comparable performance in favor of the Switch 2.
This is already a decent indication that the Switch 2 will not be easily emulated on the current generations of handhelds. You'll likely be able to do it on PC when it gets cracked and reverse engineered (which is still an active process we have no reason to believe is quick or easy), but you'll likely either have to buy a very expensive next-gen handheld or wait many generations until the ~$600 range for handhelds is much more powerful than a Switch 2, which will be a while.

>>713028610
>max field's agp alter ego
>best
>>713031782
Because you can play older AAA and indies on the shitter.

>>713033896
I've been able to do that with the Switch before the Steam Deck, but sure, let's suppose I have those games on Steam instead
>need to take a shit
>get up from desk to go to the bathroom
>watch stuff on phone while taking a shit
>come back 2-5 minutes later
wow, amazing, you sure showed me

>>713023204
Technically they both do foot stuff but Nicole only does bjs when she's homeless so I don't think that'll ever be an option.

>>713026237
I would love to go to an MSI concert with Emily.

>>713034840
What the FUCK was wrong with third game

>VRR capable screen at 120hz
>1080p screen
>detachable controller for docked play
>dock included
>twice as strong when docked
>dlss compatible processor

>>713035468
SBN3, as usual, shot himself in the foot in sheer spite against his fanbase. All he had to do was appeal to yurifags and he would have printed money. Instead he decided to make 2/5th of the game about footfaggotry, and effectively had Nicole footfuck Jecka's dad. Also he made Nicole as evil as she's supposed to be (murdering Jeffery for fun) which irked Jeckolefags the wrong way.

Now since all the TikTok teenage yurifags are gone, and no one will give Max his TV deal, Class of '09 is on a death spiral into irrelevancy.

sex with megan before marriage

>>713035564
>1080p screen
pointless battery hog when small screen
>VRR 120hz
Blame OLED for being shit with VRR
Also 90hz is fine.
>detachable controller
meme I just keep the joycons on the side when using my 'eck
>dock included
fair
>twice as strong
[citation required]
>dlss
fair

>>713016569 (OP)
>The only advantage of the game playing machine over the other game playing machine is more fun games to play
…Is that supposed to be bad? Are exclusive games not the best reason to pick up a Nintendo console for decades now?

>>713037440
I own both and like both
>>1080p screen
>pointless battery hog when small screen
the switch 2 screen is substantially larger than than the deck's, and it's really nice having all the extra real estate. it's a great picture, unironically
while the "twice as strong" claims are a bit dubious, it is true that both these machines boast comparable performance but the switch 2 has a substantially lower power draw in handheld mode than the deck at max draw (ie switch 2's 10-12 W while the deck draws 15 W at the 60% percentile, so it's really a range between 10-20 W effectively).
While it's somewhat old, the SoC on the switch 2 is quite capable and a confidence-inspiring platform for upcoming nintendo games.

>>713038906
The goalposts will continue to move until I stop feeling bad about Nintendo products being popular.

>>713022153
>>Extremly overweight
Main source of her problems

>>713023432
Alcoholics are not good
T. Have family members with alcohol problems

>sex with Nicole
What would that even be like?

>>713021952
Didn't even know there was a trend for it i just did it because it felt good but i knew it was unhealthy so i stop doing it at some point.

>>713039483
she'd deadfish the entire time and call your dick smol until it's flaccid

>>713039483
Nicole's pretty damn near asexual except when she's on a power trip (Hunter, Ari, and Jeffery). I suspect she'd be on top for the most of it. If Nicole truly loved you I don't think she'd mind being bottom.

>>713021540
Hell yeah.

>>713016569 (OP)
one is a portable console and one is a portable computer and the only reason to ever buy a console is for exclusives so yes you are correct but not because the two are comparable in any way other than form factor

>>713016569 (OP)
>Liking this asshole
LMAO, pathetic
Have some standards

>>713039342
That's why you fix them.

>>713021540
based

>>713039342
introduce her to me