ohnonono

>>718605623
>flop
yeah it flopped into my hands for kino gaming sessions since 2022

can't wait for steam deck 2 to rape tendies. valve will go global with deck 2 mark my words

>>718156772
>immediately jumps to thinking about trannies
Yup. Deck broke tendies so bigly, just like how it sold out bigly and revived the UMPC market. Remember when tendies pretended to be idorts who owned PCs? That changed when the Deck dropped.

P.S. Steam Deck 2 will come once UDNA chips are finally manufactured.

>>717287126
Yeah, and if these faggots weren't Bricking consoles over used games I'd consider it.
Fuck Nintendo.
Stop treating customers like criminals and I'll consider buying your slop again

>>715948921
Switch 2 owners deserve what they get. All they can do is point out slightly inferior hardware on a device that offers more to cope with their overpriced hardware and the with a select few games Nintendo will let them play. Lucky for these companies there are still people stupid enough to buy a limited, restrictive consoles over a PC that you can do more than just game. Imbeciles.

>>105931843
I keep hearing people say immutable is a bad thing, from what I understand it's guard rails to keep me from yeeting important files that break the OS.

What can't I do on an Immutable system?

>>715215687
So go somewhere else.

How do we stop valve?

Nintendo fans must be hyped with all the games available at deep discounts on the switch 2 today!

>>713735949
>NOOOOOOO WHY DOESN'T THE LAPTOP WITH A STEAM CONTROLLER BOLTED ON RUN MY AAA UE5SLOP?
>what? you mean you're supposed to use the steam deck alongside your desktop gaming pc? what's a pc?
By the way those games run at 0fps on the Shitch 2.

>>713128164
No, I just believe that the Steam Deck is simply everything good about a console (convenience) without the faggotry brought on by modern console gaming (locked down hardware). It's the final victory of PCMR.

>>713085293
>>713085387
>confused tendies mixes up PChads and snoys
it's ok champ, you'll get it right some day

>>713023735
Instead you suck the collective dicks of Nintendo's board of directors. How does it feel being the most retarded tendie tripfag on the board, boconigger?

>>712665089
>Nintendo sells well (Wii, DS, Switch, Gameboy)
>Sales matter
>Nintendo doesn't sell well (Wii U, N64, Gamecube)
>Sales don't matter
>Nintendo has great battery (Switch)
>Battery life matters
>Nintendo has crappy battery (Switch 2)
>Battery life doesn't matter
>Nintendo has good graphics (Switch 2)
>Graphics matter
>Nintendo doesn't have good graphics (Switch)
>Graphics don't matter
Summed up all the circular coping all in one go.

>>712637246
>Nintendo sells well (Switch)
>Sales matter
>Nintendo doesn't sell well (Gamecube and Wii U)
>Sales don't matter
Why are tendies horrendous hypocrites?
>>712629936
>>712630119
Deckies play PC games on their handhelds. PC GAMES. Software that runs on x86 hardware. They aren't locked to Steam (which is probably difficult for tendies to understand.)
>>712630197
>>>/vr/
go back to your containment board hardwarefag

>>712442983
Let's clear up some misconceptions about the Steam Deck.

>it barely outsold the n-gage/wii u!
Now compare the Deck to other PC handhelds and you realise it dominates the (very niche) market. Why are tendiesnoys crying about sales when the Gamecube exists and got mogged by the PS2 at the time? Are they just hypocrites? Also, Valve clearly sees the Steam Deck as a live experiment. Sales are second to SteamOS and Proton (the main products).
>but it's weak!
Handhelds are always behind home hardware. Steam Deck = 1050ti with a Steam Controller bolted on. Also the Legion and Ally exist and you can install SteamOS on them if you really need to play post-2020 AAA, or just use Moonlight streaming. You do own a PC right?
>but you don't own games!
You don't have to buy anything on Steam. You can install DRM-FREE software from GoG/itch.io/DLsite/torrents.
>but physical!
DRM-free shits on proprietary physical carts.
>but Nintendo games!
Of course Nintendo hardware is going to be backed by their IP. It's their only unique selling point. I don't expect to ever run Mario Kart World on the Steam Deck, ever. But you know what I will play? Everything else. Even Deck Verified alone shits all over the eShop, and don't get me started on PC exclusives that you can play with the minute it takes to set a Proton version. Emudeck mogs NSO so completely and you can game knowing that Valve won't steal your games like Nintendo did with the Virtual Console.
>but the resolution!
800p is fine with 7.4 inches. Higher resolutions will strangle the battery, which is bad for a portable device.
>but switch 2 cyberpunk!
Stuttery 30-40fps on 5 year old game. Cool.
>but Linux!
Valve fixed it with Proton. Fuck Windows 11.
>you're a jeet shilling!
The Steam Deck is LITERALLY SOLD IN FIRST WORLD NATIONS ONLY. Meanwhile jeets line up for Switch 2 as we speak.

Are there any more arguments? Or can we all agree the Steam Deck is based and the final solution to the console problem?