Thread 718599350

APOLIGIZE

For what?

>>718599350 (OP)
Anyone with a brain knew this wasn't going to be an issue.

>>718599656
Alas, the resident glowie doesn't have a brain.

>>718599752
I wish you died instead of Terry.

>>718599350 (OP)
>the retard meme really turned to be a retarded meme
>the schizos posting them are still assblasted that it didn't happened
they lost lol

>>718599863
Made any progress? You've got a lot to do, after all.

>>718599350 (OP)
it might not have happened yet but the open pins means they are exposed to dirt and dust and spit and more which will ruin them, give it 2 years and we will see switch units failing to attach the joycons because of this, give it 5 years and he magnets keeping the joycons on will start giving up on a massive scale

>>718600624
>give it 5 years and he magnets keeping the joycons on will start giving up on a massive scale
They're neodymium magnets, they last for decades unless you're really trying to fuck them up.

>>718599971
I work for Smyths Toys in the UK and our Switch 2 sales have basically died off completely at this point. We've sold 1 Mario Kart bundle in the last week.

>>718601143
>They're neodymium magnets,
ain't no way, upgrade my estimates to mass hard drive failures in 2 weeks

>>718602271
massive gloating about its first 4 days, but silent in the following month. why are there now switch 2 systems flooding store shelves?

seems like all early adopters were Nintendo fans but nobody else cares. sad.

>>718599752
I just figured out why he has been so mad lately.

>>718599350 (OP)
This still doesn't change the fact that Mario Kart World died on launch. You literally have to matchmake through Discord because no one wants to race on boring fucking intermission tracks.

>which means there's only 1 good singleplayer exclusive on the switch 2
Actually embarrassing, at least the first Switch had good Wii U ports. What does the Switch 2 offer? 20 - 40fps on AAA multiplats? GameCube 50 buck subscription with input lag?

>>718602751
you do know there's a magnet inside of hard disk drives don't you?

>>718603424
and did you know there’s a magnet in your ass that’s attracted to my DICK???

>>718599863
>>718600624
>>718602271
>718602751
>718603004
>>718603217
>>718603534

You lost and got raped;;;, Eric.

>>718603824
You lost and got raped in my deckieGOD thread. How was your permaban?

>>718604210
You lost and got raped;;;, Eric.
the tranny deck already got outsold ;)

>>718603217
>This still doesn't change the fact that Mario Kart World died on launch. You literally have to matchmake through Discord because no one wants to race on boring fucking intermission tracks.

stop believing in whining jewtubers.

>>718604802
>jewtendo suckered 6 million people (oy vey)
Cool.
meanwhile valve:
>revived the umpc market
>saved linux gaming
>set microjeet's ass on fire
>made the perfect portable Ace Combat machine

>Sony goes third party
>Then increases the prices of a box with no games
>OP seethes

>>718605407
You lost and got raped;;;, Eric

The tranny deck flopped ;)

>>718599971
I will lick a dog cookie for every 50 million switch 2 sold

>>718602271
I didn't know they employed nonces.

>>718605623
>flop
yeah it flopped into my hands for kino gaming sessions since 2022

can't wait for steam deck 2 to rape tendies. valve will go global with deck 2 mark my words

>>718606235
The tranny deck is the biggest flop of all times ;)
And the switch 2 is out now, so all the cope in your tranny Pic is deal

You lost and got raped;;;, Eric

>>718606235
snoy

>>718606385
>flop
don't tell tendies about the gamecube being raped by the ps2, they'll meltdown
>switch 2
2 exclusives kek, and 1 of them isn't even good and the other only lasts for 5 hours for 70 bucks

nigga

>>718607120
You lost and got raped;;;, Eric

The tranny deck is the biggest flop of all times, it flopped worse than the n-gage.

>>718604210
Then NS2 kills tranny deck ayy

>>718606235
The steam deck is basically kept alive by snoys' shitposting lmao

>>718607196
>>718607120
>muh nigger gage muh nigger gaaaaaaaage
N-Gage sold 3 million and subsequently failed because it didn't meet the expectations of Nokia who projected sales of 6 million due severe issues in design and poor reception from users, resulting in the company canning the product. Meanwhile the Steam Deck, a literal shot in the dark for Valve, is clearly successful enough for them to justify continued development regardless how many they sold. Also you can clearly see Valve's main product being sold is Proton and SteamOS.

>>718607710
>N-Gage sold 3 million
more than the troon deck, lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
The tranny deck is the biggest flop of all times.

nintendo is for children. Their games lack innovation and are too expensive. The consoles are using outdated last gen budget hardware.

>>718607782
Deck sold 6 million, probably even more
https://news.instant-gaming.com/en/articles/10972-three-years-after-release-the-steam-deck-has-sold-6-million-units

>>718607930
>nintendo is for children. Their games lack innovation and are too expensive.
this, but sony.

>>718607938
>no confirmation
>every other source says 3
kekooooo, it's 3.

>>718607930
>Their games lack innovation
No one is innovating aside from Nintendo.
>and are too expensive.
I agree with this.

>>718608112
>Market research firm IDC, which uses production lines to track the number of units shipped, has now released its estimates. We learn that 5.972 million Steam Decks have been shipped worldwide so far. By 2025, it is estimated that a further 1.926 million machines will be added to this total, taking it to almost 8 million units.
You just lost and just got raped.

>>718608429
>IDC
>with Michael patcher
You lost and got raped;;;, Eric

>>718608358
>No one is innovating aside from Nintendo
Nintendo is the Apple of gaming. They take features other games had a decade ago and call it an innovation, while their cultist fans praise them since they don't play anything else to notice the lies.

>>718608832
You lost and got raped;;;, Eric

>>718608706
>literal who
>wedbush securities
context required

>>718609092
You lost and got raped;;;, Eric

>>718608832
>They take features other games had a decade ago and call it an innovation
When others games had the idea, it was just thrown in there and implemented it awfully.
When Nintendo does it, it's fun and a core mechanic to the game.

That's the difference.

>>718609162
>names literal who
>refuses to defend his argument
concession accepted

>>718609585
see >>718609162

>>718602751
What the fuck are you talking about. These last forever and I have a lot of stuff at home that uses them to attach to other things and there's not a hint of failure after years of use. They have prevalent use in many industries for that exact reason.
>mass hard drive failures
All modern consoles use flash memory you fucking retard.

Tomorrow's famitsu is going to be a blast

>>718609749
concessions accepted

>>718609941
Why did you post a picture of a certified loser?
Kek

>>718603424
Sometimes you can find Itty bitty magnets in then too.

nintendo didn't update the sales LOL it flopped hard

>>718610130
Nintendo only updates sales on a set schedule.
But funnily enough, valve announces every 100k sales.
Guess what the tranny deck hasn't gotten ;)

>>718599350 (OP)
no refunds.

>>718603217
The console has been out for 2 months

>>718603208
I guess he can't spam 20 threads about Nintendo increasing prices anymore

>>718607120
>5 hours
Isn't that only if you intentionally try to skip through everything and beat it as fast as possible.
Because in that case, we can point at a lot of games as being much, much shorter than they actually are.

>>718611157
Don't tell him that, according by his logic, Astro Flop would be $60 for 2 hours.

>>718609784
Everyone knows electronics and magnets don't mix. Your parents should've taught you this, if you had them.

>>718611762
Your "knowledge" is about 20 years out of date, snoyric.

>>718607120
Isn't interesting how PS2 and PS1 mogged Nintendo while being weaker but then when they swapped sides with PS chasing graphics and appealing to mutts and Nintendo going with weaker systems and embracing their jap sides more suddenly Nintendo mogs PS (with the exception of the Wii U where they just fell asleep on the toilet)