Thread 713020605

>>713020605 (OP)
Just a reminder that the price hikes will ruin console gaming and that the Shitch 2 will be Nintendo's last console.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evc34dqgQiQ

>>713021014
See >>713020780

so no modchipping?

>>713020605 (OP)
kek

>>713020605 (OP)
hahahaha get fucked pirates

>agree to TOS that says "don't pirate the games"
>try to pirate the games
>WTF WHY DID NINTENDO BAN ME

>>713021230
You reacted!

>>713021032
>seething so hard it collapses into delusion

You can't convince me that a MIG cartridge has never been used for anything but pirating games.

>>713020780
Yes, the Switch 2 and everything attached to it being hideously overpriced has definitely stopped it from being sold out everywhere, you're absolutely right.

>>713021461
suck that dick harder homie

So... in the end all that "Nntendo an brick your onole" was just fearmogering and all they can do is what everyone has been doing since 360 era bbnning from online?

>>713021585
nigger I don't even give a shit about the Switch 2, all I've seen are sale numbers and I've never seen one in a store whenever I leave the house, which you should consider doing every now and then you basement dwelling retard

>>713021702
Functional people of society don't act like how you typed, basement dwelling retards who browse the internet all day do though.

The switch 2 flopped.

Normie people hate it.
Collectors hate it.
Gamers hate it.
Youtubers hate it.
Reviewers are on the fence and mixed reactions even from paid shills.

Its been a colossal failure and any other excuse is cope. The initial sales are done. The hype is over. The post launch sales are done. 15 million at most in 2-3 years.

Its dropping off like a rock as people see how locked down it is compared to switch 1.

Nobody is buying it

>>713021789
Try that again using some words of your own little fella

>>713020605 (OP)
>go to Smash tournament
>insert a MIG switch into every Switch 2 setup while no one is looking, ensuring that everyone who attended gets banned
heh nothing personnel

lol

>>713022305
>go
Haha like you ever leave your basement, nice joke

>>713020605 (OP)
>looks like an absolute s0yb0y
>mentions reddit in the first 5 seconds
pottery

>>713020605 (OP)
>gets his switch2 banned
>buys another
Ah, so that's how they achieved the record breaking sales. Genius.

>>713020605 (OP)
>pirates games
>gets shut down
Good, I’m reporting all YouTube channels aswell that are actively promoting mig cartridges, fuck around find out.

>>713020605 (OP)
You cant even watch youtube on the switch

The amount of aneurysm over bans for unauthorized third party hardware primarily used for piracy is hilarious, as if the previous years of rampant, public, and very loud piracy didn't lead to this specific outcome. The amount of people using this to play games they purchased and dumped themselves is infinitesimal, and why would you even bother to do that anyway? Just play the damn cart you bought.

The pirate scene, more than anything else, needed a strong kick in the teeth.

>>713029381
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/youtube-switch/

>>713021935
>this is what eric mutters to himself when he is lying on his bed in a fetal position during one of his episodes.

>>713029645
not gonna stop me from emulating :)

>you will not say nigger nigger
>say nigger nigger
>get banned
Woah

>>713029792
the lack of a switch 2 emulator might though

>>713029792
See you next month when Bananza comes out!

>don't go online with pirated games, you'll get banned!
>i'll be fin-ACK!
why are these people so stupid

>/v/: gatekeeping is le heckin based and le redpilled
>also /v/: nooooooooo you can't heckin bannerino my heckin piratino!!!!!

>>713029983
Remember when we were kids and the internet was new and one of the big cautions taught during computer lab was "don't believe everything you read online?"
People aren't taught that kind of stuff anymore.

>>713029937
oh no! one game I don't care about! its not like I have over 800 games on my pc already darn.
the only game I want to play on switch 2 is fast fusion and I'm fine waiting a bit for the emu.

>>713021935
The switch two broke sales records for this gen in its first week, but sales are now reported to be slowing down. It seems that everyone that wanted one of these day one or month one has it by now. I’m sure it will sell well over time as more games release but just Mario kart and donkey Kong won’t do it alone >>713029645
There’s nothing wrong with pirating, I just don’t know why youd blatantly openly play your pirated games on a switch that isn’t hacked first

>>713021320
what events occur in someone's life that turns them into such fucking cucks?

>>713030280
link to those reports of sales slowing down then.

>buying nantendo in the first place
on you, nigger

>>713021320
>>713029107
>>713029886
>>713029983
Is /v/ really this much of a bunch of cuck faggots? Pirating is based. Just make sure your system is actually hacked first so they don’t obviously catch you. I don’t know why you’re all glad that this happened though, major contrarian tranny shit right there

>>713030449
You know what's based? pirating and shutting the fuck up about it. quit making shit harder for the rest of us

>>713030449
You are the problem, retard.

>>713030380
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=switch+2+sales+numbers+slowing+by+week

Come on now though anon, were you really surprised? Obviously there was going to be a strong core of people coming out the first week but this thing is expensive, and stocks of it are dwindling, and the only first party game is expensive. Did you really expect anything less? Wait until holiday season at least to see big spikes in sales, wait for Pokemon on the thing. I want one I’m just not going to to get one for at least another few months.

>>713030517
is this what you do when people make fun of your funko pops?

>>713030516
I don’t see how that’s contrary to anything I said
>>713030616
In what way you absolute cum guzzling moron

>>713020605 (OP)
What kind of retard goes online with a pirated game?

>>713030650
lying nigger

>stealing has consequences
that's not a problem, it's a good thing

>>713029886
double nigger cancels out into no nigger

>>713030516
This. The more vocal people are, the more Nintendo cracks down on it.

>>713029663
You still cant because the update isnt out.

>>713029054
It's another XBox 360 scenario, where on average one person bought 3~ 360s because they kept red-ringing.

>>713030912
Too bad this generation of people has the terrible tendency of never shutting the fuck up about emulation and piracy and boasting about it on top of that
It will take some years before we get any decent piracy in switch 2 for a while

You got banned on the switch too for using mig, are these people fucking braindead.

>>713031490
yes, years of TikTok and youtube influencers has done irreparable damage

>>713031490
It seems like this was a much faster process but yeah, it's just a bunch of bandwagoning faggots.

>>713030516
Dumb faggots can't help but brag about it online, really bizarre to think of the "I'm playing my own backups" cope when the same people were excitedly posting about playing the leaked Zelda early

>>713020605 (OP)
Nintendo has been active about banning people since the 3ds, I dont know what they were expecting

>>713021645
That's probably only for the most hardcore of cases, like people actively trying to hack it or something.

>>713031647
>I'm playing my own backup
This is such a moronic statement anyway. Why play backups of your games, just play the damn games you bought. Stupid.

>>713031784
I have more respect for people that just come out and say that they just wanted free shit than some stupid cope like that or muh game preservation.

>>713020605 (OP)
Why do these posing landlubbers keep trying to sail into unfriendly ports?

>>713031784
Ive never backed up a game in my life but i could see a use case for it to have all your physical media on the same cartridge, though at that point id question why you're going to all that effort to be legal when you could just pirate shit.

>>713030887
that's only true if saying nigger is an inherent negative

>>713020605 (OP)
People would do the same shit on their Xbox 360 back in the day and get permanent bans the moment it touched online.

>>713020605 (OP)
I have 0 sympathy for people who are retarded enough to get banned from Nintendo's servers when there's multiple guides online on how to bypass/go undetected. Even with the Switch 2, have some common sense.

>>713030278
hell yeah bro all those super good PC exclusives, like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

LMAO

Why would you do this shit at launch when Nintendo would obviously be on high alert?

Can't that happen with every console ever made? At least modern ones?

>>713037150
Most of /v/ either never plays video games, or ONLY plays PC games, they have literally no concept of what console ecosystems are like.
It's shocking with this new console release to be seeing people constantly talking about how "gaming is doomed" when they see something that every other console has been doing for over a decade.

>>713029983
Pirates are the biggest dindus of vidya

>>713020605 (OP)
>/v/ makes threads about the switch 2 being hacked with MIG chips
>A week later everyone is crying that their switch 2s are bricked and trying to do refunds, which Nintendo is denying

>>713031647
You have people literally commenting on Nintendo youtube videos and tweets going
>I am going to pirate your game

Back in my day we kept to ourselves when pirating. It was an underground thing and required trust and prestige to get into underground sites and trackers. Nowadays zoomies are going around acting like retards and bragging about piracy.

What the fuck happened?

>>713021032
See picrel

>Loudly proclaiming your mod cart works when Nintendo has been on a warpath against flashcarts for decades at this point
>Think people will take your side for winning a technological Darwin Award

>>713037764
>What the fuck happened?
The masses caught wind of easy piracy and the masses are retarded.

You guys should've just played Mario Kart.

>>713030724
Because you're a dumb nigger that keeps announcing to the higher-ups that pirating exists
The entire reason more and more anti-piracy measures keep being made is because utter fucking morons like you keep proliferating easy pirating methods to the point where pirating is now painted with a huge red target
Pirate, but keep quiet about it. How fucking hard is it to understand that, you third world monkey? Your favela will get no games in the near future because of your stupidity