>>520643027
I want to kidnap this guy and then let him loose in the liqour section of my local rewe.

>make invisigal fall completely in love with me
>shower her with praise, make her feel appreciated and have something good in her life
>go on all the dates, help her out, etc

once she reveals the truth about the bomb, cut her off immediately and say I never want to see her again and I hate her

who here /devilish/

>>520280666
trips of the devil confirms

>>3865902
You would if you wanted to make PoE3 (now with even more niggers!)

>>723893834
>>723893860
I'm such a rascal. Such a mischievous scamp.

>>150945594
I'm exactly this type and can't find it in myself to give a shit.
Nobody is going to watch my cartoons anyway. I have no life and never will.

>>542999215
> he wouldn't let me have male friends because he doesn't believe in opposite sex friendships and then he went and befriended a girl and voice chatted with her solo for days

Sis, you will never be able to compete with fattest, ugliest, most annoying biofemale and that’s a fact. Deal with it or drop the HRT today!

>>106869664
I don't even use linux, I just use windows and spin up some linux isos in virtual machines once in a while so I can shitpost on /g/ and pretend like I'm daily driving linux, then I constantly shitpost about certain distros having issues and I switch them up each week so that every single loonixtard feels FOMO and FUD as I find specific faults for their distro, then when they distrohop, they realize I made a shitpost about that new distro too and start worrying. GEG

The most biofem coded video game is factorio

>exchanges weren't hacked
>they experienced
>"Technical issues"
You're keeping your funds on glitchy totally-not-hacked but very safe exchanges, right anon...? Surely MtGox / FTX won't happen YET AGAIN, right?

Only high iq people will understand this

>>720702329
I remember using the deer call, and our dogs would go nuts.
So I'd lower the volume enough for them to hear it, while my parents couldn't hear a thing, and cause utter chaos

Imagine Lauren slept over in the HoH room and Morgan kept ringing and knocking trying to get in and they just ignored her to send her into a melty spiral and make her lose the rest of the comps from being so sleep-deprived and upset

Absolutely devilish

>go to tanaris pirate place
>see ud mage aoe farming
>concussive shot
>his pull is fucked
>run away and hide
>eagle eye
>he looks for me and doesn't see me
>he starts a pull
>run back in and concussive shot

>killer walks past hiding spot
>take the opportunity to walk to the door while he's around the corner
>there's a nail sticking out of the floor by the door
>open the door, about to step on the nail when suddenly the killer speaks
>"I know you're there."
>killer starts walking to the door, the door is open and we have made it out of the room off screen
>killer steps on nail, exclaims in agony
>we appear from behind him, still in the room, and bonk him on the head

>>214081891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uo_s2VvRNY

>mfw I manifested sandniggers being right about women
Sorry not sorry whores.

>>535300283
n-naughty...does he spit in her mouth

>>512904086
Struck a nerve, did we?

>>512859795
You can't tell me what to do, you're not my daddy

>>512842166
BASED DOUBLE 6
>>512842318
HAIL, HAIL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVE3VaK6IJY

>give a red supa with racist slurs in it
>get a refund

>>717587187
God I can't wait for the funeral gibs, better be 1500 carats at the very least

>>717496296
>get a lot of people to unironically play and praise the game
>game suddenly becomes "trending" out of nowhere
>sony sees this and thinks they may have a chance to revive its corpse
>concord 2.0 launches
>game fails miserably and gets dunked on yet again

It's good that Miwa is more trigger focused so I can listen to my daughterwife Willo talk about how much of a virgin she is at the same time

>be on the support rota last friday
>as usual, ignore all isues, delay responses and play games instead
>ops woman sends mail
>>"OMG MY CLIENT'S EXECUTION IS NOT FLOWING DOWN TO X SYSTEM HELP ME"
>took a quick look, looks like an issue for another team. But it's 4pm so i'll just not reply and stall for time (in case it somehow it bounces back to me)
>bitch tries to call me on zoom, i insta ignore her call and reply on email to ask the other team
>"thanks anon but considering it took over an hour to get this reply and it's now 5pm on a fri, do you have a direct contact i can bother with the issue"
>"No. Raise the keystone ticket (bitch)"

>>510376684
Kill everyone who isn't European

>>510115594
Time to park your car in the handicap spot
With no placard

>been 3 weeks since the splintz
time to overdo it

I think every studio should whole throatedly adopt AI because the fallout would be so funny.

>someone kicks my ass
>report him for toxic behavior

>>714339215
i feel not even an ounce of remorse for this asswipe

>>212107070
I am edging right now tho
Thinking about the master raping again

I mean with all the people working for those companies, surely someone thought of an edge case like this... Right? Might be worth checking if they did in every single company. Perhaps some didn't.

>>508499695
42%

>>713433142
Imagine the amount of seethe, absolute madlad

>real baachis make her incredibly happy at the con
>fake baachis (me) reap the generously earlicky rewards

Enter bunch of invite codes from these threads to old reroll accounts I will never use again.

i like to go on the computer and say nigger

>>507647871
>take a deep breath
>bzzzzzzzzzzzz

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