/brit/

I’ve eaten poo.

>>211864587 (OP)
Take action.

First

basically had the day off today, not done much work at all

>>211864614
grangled by poo gobbler

>>211864614
I am not gonna give up on it ass

On that Coca Cola Spiced grind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDmoRTs87DY
The rabbi one was insane

lads... i know... you know... we all know... its time to BRING BACK BRITISH RAIL

>>211864648
you have manly hands for a woman

>>211864637
Doom. Where?

>>211864655
what are aussie trains like

people at work try to trick me with lies but they don't know I'm a badd ass muthafucker

>>211864648
me on t' right

HATE having white skin
my wife can always tell when i've been drinking

I suffer from lust.

>>211864614
traphouse clapmeat

can someone post the link
>>211864069

>>211864587 (OP)
Shell-Aviv haha

>>211864689
blog on snorelord
>>211864682
this isnbt me cos im a neet

>>211864701
SCREAMING

>>211864710
No bullshit.

>>211864712
sorry lad I just saw it as a clip on X

>>211864655
>see britain by train

hey it rhymes!

>>211864689
snore on bloglord

>>211864735
Pick me up.

>>211864614
imagine her going to a weekend festival, dancing, drinking and pooing, and she comes home and you eat her stinky arse ha ha

>>211864749
hello GREEK

14 porcelain
14 onyx

>>211864689
lord on snoreblog

>>211864791
explain bruddah?

>>211864791
Hard asf.

>>211864680
could be better, could be a lot worse
we privatised our railways (most states did anyway) in the 90s just like you did and it works alright i suppose, you can travel from adelaide to fucking cairns by train alone. LOTS of freight goes by rail too, we have the longest freight trains in the entire world

anyone got that tiktok webm of the guy wagging his finger slowly like "you fucked up now" while everything is shaking

>>211864822
1X

>>211864822
best i can do

>>211864869
If.

>>211864680
We GHAN

>please explain to the court what you meant when you referred to the prime minister as "Sir Ganja Farmer"

>>211864869
POV: rorke voicing his evil views in public

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJOs8JwZvFY

This is the funniest nonce sting, the part where they ask him about wanking

>>211864869
didn't this guy turn out to be a rapist pedo

>>211864817
perth has gov owned public transport and they have an really well developed rail system for such a small place

>>211864813
he means 14 year old girls being raped

>>211864901
nah that's jorobe

That makes sense.

purchase me an appartment in perth
get me migrated
get me fed
if there's enough cash left over then wank me too

nonce stings are sadistic entertainment for low iq evil normoid proles

>>211864901
think that was another guy dunno just saved it cuz it was funny

in australia prostitutes cost like 100 quid and you get savannah bond looking bitches every time

Sherlock, bitte. Handsome. Beans. One call. Fucked.

avin a lie down

>>211864949
ok rolf

yeah but i bet the batons are getting achy for -2

>>211864912
they do indeed, queensland's passenger trains are 100% gov owned too and they're some of the longest and most luxurious rail journeys in the entire country, travelling on the brisbane-cairns tilt train is very high up on my bucket list

Slowly and steadily getting a clue.

>>211864949
wouldn’t surprise me if most people doing the nonce stings were just coping nonces themselves

>>211864986
Fuck off!!! X

>>211865000
just came in my pants

>>211865020
Ah.

>>211864900
I miss Predator Exposure so fucking much. Can only find the odd video of them out there before it all got deleted when they got V& themselves. It was like nonce hunting in Royston Vasey. Every single person who starred in these videos, both as the stingers and the nonces, were so retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6-8YpHlDE8
>Have you got any learning difficulties?
>Yes, club foot
screeching

>>211865070
Eyelids.

>>211865070
>>Have you got any learning difficulties?
>>Yes, club foot

>>211864983
Thinking about hiring a brass and deeply concerned that I will end up with a sensory homonculus

>>211864587 (OP)
Free movement with Australia/NZ

NOW

dont know the difference between the velvet undrground and sonic youth always get their songs mixed up

I will move to Australia and fuck the women there with my big italian-american dick
After ive gotten tired of doing that ill move on to new Zeeland...

having some water need to stay hydrated in this weather you see

>>211865097
one citizenship
one currency
one state
one emperor

Do any toilers feel lonely because their existence is performative?

>>211865101
Oh.

why dont you lads make a /brit/ party and fix the uk instead of fleeing to australia

>>211865096
something wrong with you if you're not slamming 10/10 babes in australia where they are so readily and easily available

>>211865123
one billion pakis

>>211865097
Put all the backpackers on Nauru

NOW

>>211865020
you north americanoids have it pretty good too mate don't get it twisted, i'd fucking KILL for a nationwide gov-operated rail system like amtraks. you can't even go from perth to adelaide by rail these days unless you go on the bullshit boomer privatised multi-thousand dollar luxury "rail cruise"

>>211865095
>>211865070
These were the best
There was one where he pulled up some lad in an Audi TT and went off on some monologue about daddy's money and threatening to tell his parents that he's gay lmao

>>211865123
60 million sub continentals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEKgQEwNDG4

>>211864655
It's well overdue. If I were in government id nationalise rail. Then i'd increase car registration by £10 and put a £1 levy on all air travel (arrivals and departures). I calculate that would raise £680,000,000 which id use to improve and subsidise rail travel. Trains to seaside towns and resorts would be particularly cheap to bring in the punters and help reinvigorate the coast.

Orange terrorist twit zognold blumpf BTFO

Imagine how powerful ANZUK would be, it would rival the US and the EU

>>211865181
They will bow, kiss the ring, and eat a double cheeseburger or we'll send them to the stone age

>>211865097
me? ive got a new zealand passport but i cant afford to travel there.

Wank to Claire Gerhardstein is on the cards.

giving up on drugs
vaginas and religion is enough for me

>>211865211
Tel aviv living in the stone age right now lmao

listening to videos of HST valenta engines revving up and wanking
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VqmR6mNfv0E

>>211865181
wow they're so bitchy, did a woman write this?

>>211865234
SCREAMING

Imagine what happens if the yanks' MOABs don't do shit

Dinner time

>>211865177
didnt really read any of this but FUCK YES lad get after it

right well

>>211865275
location? asking for a mate, aha

>>211865275

>>211865273
lush

that's the long weekend started

>>211865275
melanin recessive ppl culture

british school

>>211865152
canadian rail is dogshit too

>>211865273
looks terrible but i might have a 'za

Archetype market operated as a drug marketplace for over five years, amazing more than 600,000 users worldwide with a total transaction volume of at least EUR 250 million.

you have to be low iq to find those nonce sting videos entertaining I'm not watching two retards argue for 40 minutes

>>211865298
Ca va...

>>211864869
ehehheheh that's the one

Might go to a Desi Pub this weekend

>>211865273
the fabled kizza

>>211865181
>clinging to relevance
he's still the president of the most powerful country of all time though

>>211865333
>I'm not watching two retards argue for 40 minutes
why are you here then?

The King Sewer Jew, also known as Bibicus Shaytanicus, emerges from his underground septic tank to survey the damage inflicted upon what was once his stolen topside habitat.

His greatest adversary, Haydaricus Iranicus, has absolutely wrecked his whole sh*t.

The King Sewer Jew is dazed, dismayed and despaired.

And it doesn't take him but mere moments to arrive at a startling revelation.

It is the underground septic tank from whence he just emerged in which he not only feels safest, but...

... Where he in fact has belonged all along.

Bibicus Shaytanicus quickly scurries back into his hole, confusing researchers as to whether or not he is to be classified as a rodent or a cockroach, and guzzles down as much Goy Baby Blood as he can in hopes of calming his insect-rat nerves.

What awaits the King Sewer Jew next is anyone's guess... But one thing is certain: Every free-thinking, truth-seeking, humanity-loving creature on Earth hopes and prays that Haydaricus Iranicus drills this devilish monster with a signature hypersonic projectile and leaves him to rot in the dirt with his cousinsteins--the worms; the maggots; and ALL the flesh-eating bacteria.

>>211865298
somewhere in poland

>>211865275
Would go there on the drugules

for me? it's the British Railways Class 37. the best diesel locomotive of ALL time

>>211865325
the kid having a spastic fit lmaooooo

>>211865342
Click your finger...

>>211865332
fingers crossed my vendor is okay x

>>211865325
me when mumberg says we're getting a takeaway

>>211865372
reckon id need meth for that madness

Crucifying Mrs Smith from form 4B

>>211865399
scrmeia

>>211865405
This.

dont understand how my grandad has smoked his entire life and still knocks about in his early 80s more active than some blokes in their mid 60s, makes me wonder if tobacco is even that bad for you

>>211865399
scromulating

>>211865327
complaining about how shitty your nation's rail systems are is a very common midwit pitfall lad, having shitty train services are better than none at all
pls at least explain how they're dogshit

>>211865448
Move.

>scromulating

>>211865441
it's fine until you get cancer basically

>>211865405
that fucking twisted rotten bitch didnt give me my pen license until the end of term 4

What kind of outfit does rorke wear?

>>211865441
mostly comes down to genetics, but generally you can get away with a bad vice or 2 it only becomes problematic if you stack a few together i.e eat like shit, smoke, live a lazy life

Woken up sober at 01:30
This is not how man should live

>>211865520

>>211865520

I want to move to Scotland
Will anyone gay marry me?

>>211865502
>pen license
u wot

>>211865544
currntly drunk at 1:30
this is EXACTLY how man should live

>>211865520
running trainers and bootcut jeans

erupting in a pakis face

>>211865399

>>211865520

>>211865576
wa-hee

>>211865576
Do they include this in the latest Final Destination? If they didn't they missed a trick

Shappi Khorsandi?
More like Shappi CORRsandi.

>>211865610
Rorkes member vs a BBC's member?

>>211865544
Grim

Mad how in a few years israel wont exist anymore
Im counting down the seconds

>>211865617

>>211865672
inshallah

>>211865617
*Sends a toy rabbit down a rail and opens the hatch to the cage he's in*

>>211865690
Lol.

>>211865672
This would imply you know the exact second that Israel will no longer exist, which you don't. Just lying for no good fucking reason. Pissed me off there ngl

scrambombulating

>>211865679
Looks Shitalian

mum texts me at least once a week telling me she broke something on her watch and i have to fix it and she always says it's just caused by her watch bumping against things while she works but the thing that needs fixed is always a setting on the watch's app on the phone and it takes 11 separate button presses, across multiple screens to do it. starting to seriously worry about her mental state.

>>211865679
Very rorke but he's more incely

>>211865672
arabs said that in 1948

>>211865672
they got way too overtly evil and now theres no mainstream media, the only people who like israel are the ones who still watch msm ie boomers

>>211865720
ricky stopped being funny after extras

>>211865709
israel will cease to exist by the end of this decade (2029/2030)
Screencap this post for posterity

https://vocaroo.com/1b8Jf4fVT60l

>>211865738
my mumberg did this a lot in the early stages of dementia

>>211865738
Do a full factory reset by putting your willy up her arse

>>211865720
hate ricky gervais
perpetually stuck in 2012

>betting against the jews
Lol

>>211865720
scromblington

>>211865679
Me in the background, a loyal follower of british heavy metal of all eras

https://vocaroo.com/1iytEM9ULygR

>>211865789
Blindish.

pigeons are so cute :3

i NEED a handjob from jk rowling

>>211865746
Its not 1948 anymore though is it ?
And now they are fighting iran and not arab armies
Its not the same and we both know it

McLaren Artura

>>211865804
Get in line,pal

https://vocaroo.com/1innq0Vz61py

>>211865815
Bible.

>>211865805
sadly iran cant win against israel plus half the world

>>211865765
that's not an exact second you mongoloid. pissed me of twice here ngl

>>211865805
Iran already lost. Syria is ZOG. Turkey is ZOG. Lebanon is ZOG. Jordan is ZOG. Saudi is ZOG. I'm glad you got your webms of bombed out building but the jews win forever

Thinking about gay lover daddies and the implication my tight little boyhole

>>211865842
>Europe and USA
>half the world

I see maths teaching in Australia goes hard

>>211865802

https://vocaroo.com/1buEnePeUlTj

The Ipswich serial murders, commonly known as the work of the Suffolk Strangler, took place between 30 October and 10 December 2006, during which time the bodies of five murdered sex workers were discovered at different locations near Ipswich, Suffolk, England. Their bodies were discovered naked but there were no signs of sexual assault. Two of the victims, Anneli Alderton and Paula Clennell, were confirmed to have been killed by asphyxiation. A cause of death for the other victims, Gemma Adams, Tania Nicol and Annette Nicholls, was not established.

seen a lot of trannies trying to cope saying jkr is an old ugly hag but shes a good looking woman

>>211865842
>>211865857
Coping cohens
Iran will emerge victorious
If not today, then tomorrow or the day after that or the week after that or the month after that or the year after that
They are willing to take unlimited losses and fight to the death to defend their country
The jews in israel have picked a fight they are unable to win this time

>>211865842
Drumpf leaving G7 early because "half the world" these days is India and a dwindling boomer rump in the Republican Party

>>211865805
iran is getting btfo, this is just another notch in israel's belt of btfoing the entire middle east
as long as it's a valuable output for the west, israel will continue to exist

me on the left

>>211865892
Prostitutes*

>>211865892
Don't get serial killers anymore do you
Killed off by the woke mob

>>211865933
NEED to shag daughterjak

>>211865916
i support them but its not happening, doubt this will last more than another month or two

>>211865916
I'm thinking two weeks

sir enriched uranium

i like to go on the computer and say nigger

>>211865892
it was him, wasn't it?

>>211865999
mate, ofcom is watching

always bet on nothing

>>211865999
you are not tuff rorke

>me on the left

Jews/israel like to kick their enemy in the balls or throw sand in their face, run away, and then claim victory
To this poster
>>211865931
Do you not realize that jews just dont automatically win? There is still a fight to be had and many IDF/Mossad shills are just saying they've won with no evidence whatsoever

>>211866012
Sheet.

Rorke fly tipping

>>211865916
2 more red flags and temu drones before they get gaped by Zognald Blvmpf

reading about the diet of worms

>>211865961
Zeidy why do you keep on posting a picture of a swiss feller that does gimmick desserts on australian television

>>211866048
>temu drones
Like the ones on display at the military parade a few days ago ?

>>211866062
read that article a few times but can never remember what it's about

>with no evidence whatsoever

>>211866071
Shit, brother.

catberg hassling me for a twistie

Zeidbelgs a weird bloke

>>211866062
isn't it pronounced "deet of verms"?

ok i admit im addicted to porn to the point where it's doing me in mentally and physically

>>211866106
Do you not have him filtered?

>>211866101
>life's pretty straight without...
homosexual propaganda

>>211865234
how many jews have they killed with all that effort and money? how many arabs?

>>211866032
they are winning already i don't know what iranian ingenuity you think they have

>>211866119
whats the grimmest thing youve wanked to lately

MOABs doing fuck all and Bibi and Drumpf getting increasingly frustrated so they decide to literally nuke Tehran

>>211866119
What kind of porn? Former interracial cuck porn addict here.

>>211866123
yh but sometimes I hear something about him and it reminds me of his antics

Iran? More like I Ran to the jannies

>>211866126
yes rorke its the junk food marketing slogans putting homosexual thoughts in your head, totally not your own warped gay mind no sir-ee

>>211865234
They're literally posting this to farm sympathy and engagement bait and make it look like they have some sliver of casus belli

the nipponese really named their car “aygo”

>>211866143
I like to watch DFW Knight videos.

only moab i know is the one from bloons towre defence

Kind of want to see a nuke go off in either Israel or Iran. Not mutually ensured destruction but just one or two nukes would be cool.

>>211866148
Sometimes I'll search his keyword on the archive to see if he's still here

> Searching for posts that contain ‘cronem’ and in ‘be’.
> 2574 results found.

Unreal levels of mental disability.

>>211866169
i have this car lmao it sucks to drive it above 60 mph

>>211866177
based

>>211866177
Belgian shoes.

got chloe the serval on
got my knob out

>>211866130
Hundreds
I would say at least 150 so far
The israelis are lying and covering up the real death count
They are under complete military censorship

>>211866190
its just a joke or something

>>211866190

Iran at this stage believes that although Israel's initial strikes were successful and did substantial damage, it has enough strategic depth for a long war of attrition.

i don't think an actual schizophrenic would come to 4chan

rorkes mum buying him a Suzuki Swift for his 21st

How long does it take to learn python fully for a man with 100 iq if he doesn’t know anything about computers

shoving parma violets down my japseye

>>211866265
36 years

>>211866253
What?

>>211866253
>i don't think an actual fly would come to shit

>>211866139
well what made me wanna stop was actually not porn but an irl thing. I was at the gym and this fit lass was lifting near me. My mind immediately went to "i need to go home and have a wank to someone who looks like her." Realised afterwards how messed up it is that my mind sees an attractive woman and my first course of action is to go to my smelly bedroom and beat my barely functioning cock
>>211866143
anything really. I would frequent those porn aggregation sites like Erome that just put up whatever and I would scroll through and pick and choose what took my fancy. Kind of like a kid in a sweet shop but grim and sad

rorke calling his local MOT garage jewish under his breath after his 2003 focus fails on rust for the 5th year in a row

>>211866265
only python learning going on in your household is your mum becoming acquainted with BBC

>>211866325

Python is literally Turbo Pascal for 21st century midwits

>>211866325
snorted

>>211866213
they havent launched more than a few hundred missiles, lots were intercepted, and its very unlikely they're averaging more than one dead per missile

>>211865234
Shell-Aviv hahaa

>>211866280
Whats parma violets
>>211866346
Whats turbo pascal

>>211866346

>>211866310
me last year after i failed for a broken rear indicator light that worked when i pulled into the garage. Told them to get the CCTV up of me pulling in and you'll see it flashing.

>>211865578
im not bent but ill gay marry you for a passport exchange

>>211866382
very glad i have a garage with a trustworthy bloke who i've been going to for years

leftypol taken his bicycle for an mot at kwik fit

>>211866376
they're a type of sweet that tastes a bit like soap

love seeing /brit/ posts in the while
>sent that freak flying
>bodied that freak
>corr! you reckon she shits from that arse?
><person> sex arse
>screaming/hooting/etc

>>211866368
They've launched 450 missles thus far
The iron dome has malfunctioned multiple times as well
They are running out of interceptors and can only last 10-11 more days at the current rate
Only hope for pissrael is for uncle sambostein to pull their chestnuts out of the fire

>in the while

chestnuars roasting on an open fiiiiyyyye

>>211866445
bodied that freak has fully breached /brit/ containment, if you look in the archive you'll see it on almost every board now.

>>211866448
>having to respond to suggestions you should surrender mere days into the war
it's not looking good brev

>>211866504
It's amazing how many of my micro-gimmicks have succeeded. There should be a statue of me in /brit/.

Milk and two salts please boss

>>211866448
>pull their chestnuts out of the fire

You have this expression too????

>>211866472
thank goodness the word fucking was censored or it would have been obscene

just found loads of polish mayonnaise at the back of a cupboard i have no memory of buying
must have went to the polish shop on one of my drunk incel walks

Non nobis, Domine
Sed nomine tuo da gloriam

If I can control my lust I will be a powerful entity

>>211866525
Wish more people had done this to the yanks in 2001

Off home
Footy podcasts on the airpods

>>211866391
>im not bent
I am but in a lowkey way
>a passport exchange
fine but we have to roomie in Edinburgh while we process your US greencard

might suck a mile of beer

Teenagers throwing chips at rorke on his incel walk

>>211866590
nice one deano

the knob is wanked, the bollocks dry

drinking 2-stroke fuel

Can't wait until Israel crash out and just start glassing everyone kek

Need Emma Watson to poo on me.

Off home
Sissy BBC worship on the airpods

>>211866259
I don't know car stuff so what's wrong with that?

> Can't wait until Israel crash out and just start glassing everyone kek

>>211866633
Stop.

bit hot isn't it

rorke's new pair of lonsdale sliders

Foids be like "I was thinking we should have a side salad with the pasta tonight"

>>211866675
its fucking gay as anything

janny keeps banning me for posting this image something about it really bothers and upsets him but it's not clear what exactly

>>211866691
Positively chilly compared to tomorrow
T. Future anon

>>211866691
Sorry

>>211864655
That's a nice poster

>the media in my country which is 100% controlled by jews told me israel is winning
>there's no way they would be lying or have a dog in the fight

girl crossed the road and got progressively faster when she saw me

Iran is Aryan.
Israel is semitic.

It's that simple, lads.

>>211866691
got my gf over so yes haha

>>211866707
please have sex or something man

wish i were a boomer

Moids be like "same dinner i've had 5 days in a row? let's get it"

>>211866737
Shiesse.

>>211846969
>>211846969

>>211866724
>@Israelill
Not a Jew or a Muslim, but what's the brown %age of the followers there? I'm guessing 95%

>>211866744
I had sex with my wife this morning

>>211846969
>>211846969

>>211866781
Help.

>>211866724
western countries do have a dog in the fight which is why israel losing to iran is basically an impossibility

>>211866737
Counterpoint- Iranians have been mixing with semitic brown Arabs for well over a thousand years now at this point. Israelis have been mixing with white European Slavs, Italians and Germans for over a thousand years now

>>211866814
>>211866814
>>211866814

Stop.

>>211866831
Good real days are coming.

>>211866259
saw some knobhead suzuki swift driver yesterday, if id known it was rorke id have run him off the road

>>211866591
>roomie in Edinburgh
im not made of money