Thread 724703286

>The impossible choice:

Well /v/?

wtf she was a fake blonde, she gets worse and worse with every new bit of information I learn

>>724703286 (OP)
Tomboy easily.

Just like Rex, impregnate them both

>>724703286 (OP)
>there are people posting RIGHT NOW who wouldn't try to fuck a girl who literally dreams about having sex with them

>>724703286 (OP)
Marry Mandy
Fuck Blonde Blazer

Show gameplay.

>>724703286 (OP)
Have never played the game, I'm going with the right

>>724703286 (OP)
I don't know, I couldn't make it through the hilariously awful writing.

>>724703560
pic related: it's you being gunned down for playing a tranny e-celeb movie game

>>724703739
What are you playing right now?

>>724703286 (OP)
Imagine them taking bbc in those wedding dresses...

>>724703286 (OP)
GOOD MORNING

>>724703286 (OP)
I've not played the game but to judge a book by it's cover my heart says right and my dick says left.

>>724703795
Mortal Kombat Deception

>>724703473
fpbp

>>724703286 (OP)
>Well /v/?

>>724704593
fpbp
/thread

>>724704240
based

>>724704593
Yeah, but why are the flowers melting?

>>724703286 (OP)
>regular wife material
VS
>fugly dyke
Easy choice, left

>>724703286 (OP)
Stop making these retarded thread, you already have bunch of thread already go shit there

>WHICH GIRL WOULD YOU FUCK?
>sex sex sex sex
>muh waifu so cuuute

/v/ became so full of normalfags it's painful to watch. You are supposed to care about gameplay in fucking video games, get you only can talk about sex and love. Like normalfags who don't care about anything else. Pathetic.

Love doesn't exist. Waifus doesn't exist. Get real.

>>724704930
>why are the flowers melting?
Because she's too hot

>>724705187
>FUCK ECELEBS
>FUCK CALIFORNIA-CODED SHIT IN MY VIDYA
>FUCK FOTM SLOP!!!!
>FUCK MOVIE GAMES!!!
>FUCK STRONG WYMIN!!!!
>mmmm yes actually I LOVE this game!!!
yep, totally not paid indian shills

>>724703560
This really isn't as rare or exceptional as you seem to think for a lot of people.

Mark my words, Blazer is going to be a secret twist villain

>and you all deserve your second chance. To improve yourselves, to change your fate. You don’t have to be criminals, you can be heroes. And not just heroes, but a hero team. Trust in me, and I’ll help pull you up to be someone you can be proud of when you look in the mirror. Now let’s have the best shift ever and prove our doubters wrong.
>oh except you batboy. You’re cut

People so focused on the episode 4 choice that they don’t see how stupid the episode 3 choice was

>>724705187
I am the basedest motherfucker. People call me the Basedor.

>mandatory straight romance
Say what you want about gay romances in Baldur's Gate or Kingdom Come but in those you can say no or avoid them

>>724705398
Both will be enough shades of grey that the one you pick can be easily redeemed and the one you don’t can easily betray you.

I've done two playthroughs so far and I'm still trying to optimize the actual dispatching. So far the best pairs for synergy are:

Flambae & Prism
Invisigal & Golem
Sonar & Malevola
Coupé & Punch Up

A lot of people have said you can level up Invisigal fast by sending her on missions alone in the early game, but how? And how have you been allocating the stat increases? Are you increasing each member's best stat, are you making well-rounded heroes, or a bit of both?

>>724704873
I don't know what was deleted, I just know that art style is ringing a couple of alarm bells for me

Jesus christ, can't you just stay on your normalfag social media instead of spamming your faggoty tumblr garbage on a site that hates you?

>>724703286 (OP)
Why the left one has a man face?

>>724705398
the twist is that there is no twist for her.
She actually is just a well meaning, albeit flawed, hero

>cucks you with the alien
>cucks the alien for you
>not even a real blonde
vs
>has sex dreams about you
>but also has a nose ring and is a spic
Both options suck

>>724705652
>is a spic
Her real name is Courtney. She's just a white girl with a tan.

>>724705638
yea she just wants a normalfag life

>>724705652
If she can stay loyal for 5 years with a turbo 'sperg who literally can't have sex, with a grand total of one minor drunken slip up with a guy she clearly admired already, she's in the top percentile of women already

>>724703473
>wtf she was a fake blonde
Not really, she is both a blonde and a brunette

>>724703286 (OP)
always the tomboy gf

>have to cut a member after this scene
Come on, they were literally getting along here.

SEX SEX SEX YES SEX YES YES SEXXX UMM YUM YUM SEXX SEX ME SEX WITH U HAHAHA SEXXXXXXXX UWU CUTE WAIFU UWU ONICHAN

>>724703286 (OP)
okay yeah that's nice
but can you romance the demon hag?

sorry I'm only into real white women, they can both swim into a lava lake for what I care

>>724703286 (OP)
The White one.

>>724705794
Wait until she realises that normal living with Mecha Man would impossible as well

>>724705794
>wants to be normal
>dates the alien retard with no penis
whats her deal?

>>724704362
GOOD MORNING SAAAAARRRRS

>>724703286 (OP)
Is this shit any good? It looks reddit as fuck from the trailers and what little footage I've seen. But for some reason, it has daily threads on here that hit the limit.

>>724703286 (OP)
Is this AI or a leak?

>>724706529
SIR

>>724706496
>honorary white woman

>>724703286 (OP)
Tomboy

>>724706578
Yes, Pajeet? Speak up.

>>724706483
/v/ generally has good taste in games and it's easy enough to tell when something is being shilled here vs. when there is genuine enthusiasm for a new game and I think it's the latter for Dispatch. Compelling story with great characters, fun and simple gameplay, really underrated sound design. If you're at all into "choose your own adventure" games à la old Telltale or you just want to support devs who created a heroic straight white male protagonist in (current year), then you should give it a shot

>>724706483
Did you like the telltale borderlands? It's like that without the jokes and the story is basically webcomic tier, just read Spinnerette instead for a better experience.

>>724706124
It triggers my 'tism that they didn't remove those things from him. It's like handcuffing a criminal while he's still holding the gun in his hands.

>>724706728
>fucking SHITASS woke TRASH
>MC is a fucking LESBO
>written by a FUCKING FURRY
kys

>>724703560
low iq retard spotted
BB probably dreams about it too. the creators pushed out the sex scene with invis because the deck was stacked heavily with BB

>>724706483
It's more of a tv series than a game, but it's entertaining. The dialogue can be cringy at times

>>724705652
>>cucks you with the alien
never happened

>>724705794
Dating mechaman would be retarded too then
He spent 15 years being mechaman, using all his time and ressource for it, look at his body, he's fully covered in scar, he's ashamed of himself because he failed his destiny :dying in the mecha, he's 100% focused on his job

>nose ring or taken chick

no thankyou.

What is wrong with anons and their laser focus obsession with nose rings?

>>724703286 (OP)
idk anything about the game but tomboy feminization is peak so right

>>724706950
Low IQ piercing.
Real men of quality and discernment prefer outie bellybutton button piercings on women pregnant with another man's child.

>>724706950
when i see a retard with metal in their face it just makes me want to remove it to help them. its not supposed to be there, and its gross. its like looking at gore, a little bit. but with an important distinction, they chose to do it to themselves. making them retarded.

>>724706124
>Cut Sonar
>Stats say he was my most deployed
Honestly it's kind of crazy in universe to fuck over former villains like that, it's asking for trouble. Plus if they can afford to repair the Mecha suit they surely aren't pressed for cash

The muscle devil is the hottest

>>724706950
Same thing with tattoos. It just puts your red flags right out there to see.

>>724707049
>compulsive disorder and intrusive thoughts
Everyone is a weirdo except you.

>>724707113
i'd love to see you walk past a powerful magnet. you look like a fucking clown to everyone with sense. its just yucky, simple as.

>>724707102
she would be but in 2025 it just feels too derivative of Karlach. I think the team is lacking someone brainy and shy who become a villain only reluctantly

>>724707146
>fantasizing about pain and death
You are a normal person.

>>724703286 (OP)
I picked invis but will have to do a playthrough with BB. It really is the impossible choice. The only reason I leaned towards Invis first is because BB had only just gotten out of a relationship

>>724703286 (OP)
I hope there is a reason on why BB had the hots for Robert since the very start. I can understand the deal with invisigal to an extent, but wit BB ot feels a little too quick.

>>724707094
Yeah it was rather forced but Sonar was the easy choice.

>>724706583
Bruhhhj

>>724707179
in 2025 the whole thing feels incredibly derivative of the boys, invincible, deadpool, peacemaker, kick-ass, watchmen, brightburn, super, the umbrella academy, the innocents, mystery men, etc, etc, etc, etc.

>>724703286 (OP)
>The impossible choice:
Nah it's pretty easy I'll take Invisibitch over corpo whore fake blonde any day

I'm concerned about Beef. Robert keeps feeding him and he's clearly overweight.

Is there any way of fast forwarding?
Trying to see if there is a way of finagling shit so Sonar doesn't fuck up meeting the vanderstank guy and the reloading is painful

>2 black women
>a nosering woman
>a woman just using you to get back at her ex

so, this is a romance game, you say?

>>724707264
The whole reason behind SDN wanting to fix Robert’s suit gratis is kind of shady as well. Too philanthropic.

What are the odds we see a Beef injury or death fakeout?

>>724703473
AND she looks like a mexican! Why is her skin getting darker and darker?

>>724707462
He's not overweight he's just a wholesome chonky big chungus

Do women really?

Not playing trash made for subhumans is actually quite possible.

>>724707305
>Sonar was the easy choice.
Sonar is one of the least evil/malicious people on your team cutting him is wrong

>>724707516
My theory is Shroud didn't actually get the Astral Pulse, or he did but it was damaged and he couldn't fix it, so he somehow manipulated SDN into R&D'ing him a new one

>>724707526
One day someone poisons Robert’s sandwich…

>>724707669
He makes side deal during missions twice at least and is snorting cocaine in that very ep after making a deal for it

>>724707691
My theory is that Invisigirl picked it up somehow

>>724707748
Drug use is a personal choice and not evil. Try again.

>>724703286 (OP)
>Blonde amazon who's actually not a blonde amazon.
>Bipolar bitch that'll shank you over the slightest bullshit.

>>724707796
Cutting deals for it is

Like 90% of these "X will remember that" don't seem to mean shit.

>>724703286 (OP)
I'm White so....

>>724703286 (OP)
>Cheating whore who will most likely leave you when she sees someone better
vs.
>Feisty tomboy from your literal dreams
Geee its a hard choice, huh?

>>724705541
Hold up, are you saying the game won't let you go solo and avoid them all?

>>724707541
Lighting anon. Its lighting

>>724707964
You probably can avoid them both. You have to pick a dinner with BB or movies with Visi but you can say you’re friends during the movie

>>724705541
Based. Fuck you faggots.

>>724703286 (OP)
BB will monkey branch the moment she meets a superhero with phenomaman's physique, robert's rizz AND works in corporate like her. she seems like the type to get "bored". once the honeymoon phase of being treated normally as mandy loses its shine she's off to her next high.

>>724703286 (OP)
>monkey branching used goods whore
>nose ringed raging retard used goods whore
neither

>>724707964
You can avoid all romance, there's even an achievement for it. But it won't stop both girls from thirsting after Robert, especially Invisigal.

>>724707389
the boys show was gay so i'm okay with this

>>724706728
Japanese anime soon?

>>724708040
>but you can say you’re friends during the movie
That's the only thing you can say right now. Her romance won't properly start until the next two episodes unlike BB who can be locked in at the end of ep 4 with a kiss.

>her "flaw" is that she's just 2 inches shorter and not blonde
Literally a white woman wrote this

>>724708117
every single one of them was gay. superhero but edgy has never been a good genre. not before the marvel wave, not after it. its all trash.

>>724706814
>deck was stacked heavily with BB
what stacking? invisigal had cute moments the episode she appears and has objectively better chemistry with robert. BB is hot. that's about it.

>>724704362
New whiteness map just dropped.

>age 27
>acts like a bratty teen
Red flag if I ever saw one

>>724708138
Exactly so you’re not forced to pick one

>>724708145
Yea that's a huge flaw. Good job White women then

>>724708184
>BB is hot. that's about it.
This the only positive to BB at all is her looks and they're not even natural

>>724708228
Woah you're telling me the cowringed slag had redflags? Shocking

>>724708228
She's also filled with disease

If Blonde Blazer actually stayed blonde and muscular she would probably still be popular. Her turning into a generic brunette women in combination with Invisigal having a bunch of good chemistry with Robert probably made a lot of people switch to Invisigal.

>>724703286 (OP)
>Game has attractive women and solid 6/10 writing
>Even /v/ loves it
It really doesnt take much but most of the industry is still stuck in their own little retardation spirals.

>>724706890
>>724706950
>>724707042
>>724707049
>>724707104
>tattoos and piercings are...LE BAD!

>impossible
knowing nothing of characters
right girl
left side looks like a 50 year old

>>724708160
no, retard, the boys comic was great but amazon fagged it up

This game needs a jealousy event

Like Blonde Blazer seeing Robert and Invisigal going to the movies or Invisigal malding and seething while invisible as Robert and Blonde Blazer are having a rooftop date at SDN

>>724708228
We are in a world where most 27yos think they are still teenagers. I was dealing with some 31yo guy a few weeks ago that still thought he had time to get his shit together because he was "just a kid" a couple years ago. Bro, you were a "just kid" when you were 16, you're body literally starts mutating in your mid 20s and near your 50s you get arthritis, you stop being a kid a decade ago at least.

>>724706950
it can get ripped out really easy and it's impossible to fix afterward

>>724707541
you know there's something called the sun?
and something called beach?

>>724708228
Did you miss the memo buddy that most women don't mentally mature past age 14?

ermagerrd, i saw this game on a reaction video! seems awesomesauce with a lot of eceleb voices! me, my husband and my boyfriend will be playing this later on our ps5!

>>724708435
Why are you even shaming them for their choices? Why do you want open competition?

>>724708367
after sort of befriending phenomaman I couldn't in good faith date his cheating ex.

>>724708547
>and near your 50s you get arthritis
Ah, you wish, if you ever heard your wrist crack when you move it, that's an inflammation of the nerves going on.

>>724708435
Total cope. Only thing chads do is drinking and sportsball there. They date women like BB. Alt girls get the dysgenic men or one-night stands from chad at best

>>724705652
>has a nose ring
I really hope someone would eventually make a mod to remove the nose ring.

>>724707102
wasted char design. hope we get more dispatch/gameplay sections and interaction with the team.

>>724706684
>/v/ generally has good taste in games
Pftttt-hahahahaha!!

>>724703286 (OP)
>another waifu thread
videogames?

>>724708697
The next episode is about the team bonding with Robert.

>>724708631
>cheating
She was always planning to break up with him, Robert just sped the process along faster.

>>724708435
I go hell yea of the first two. Third is okay.
Tatoos are fine as long its not too many and some specific places should remain clear. Noserings are however unredeemable disgusting. Where does this put me on the spectrum?

>>724708547
>body literally starts mutating in your mid 20s
What the hell are you on about? And yea it's not the 1950s anymore, people mature later, most aren't married or have a stable career until they're in their 30s

>>724707179
>I think the team is lacking someone brainy and shy who become a villain only reluctantly
forcing us to cut off one of the team members that early was so fucking contrived and retarded. literally my biggest criticism after robert's whole peptalk about second chances and BB saying he has full control of the team. if you pick sonar to get cut you have to level up int on someone else to pickup the slack

>>724707871
I am pretty sure it is like an inside joke between Telltale community and devs at this point.
Seems like a vestigial remnant of a feature they thought would be core to the game but realized that it would be a massive pain in the ass, but they kept it in hoping they will figure it out and now it has been 15 years

>>724708756
yeah she was planning to breakup but she was already flirting with robert before then. that's a massive redflag. just because your contract technically expires tomorrow doesn't mean you can break it today

>>724708465
The comic is legitimately terrible and would be his worst work if Crossed wasn't a thing.

The show is also terrible but the 1st season and some of the 2nd was really good.

i was thinking the same. i remember with marvel midnight suns, nico was unbearable to me until the mod that removed her piercings.

>>724708831
yep it is for marketing. they're aware that 'x will remember that' is on par with keanu chungus and the skyrim 'stealth 100' shit etc etc.

I'm checked out of the noserings v pure or tatoo v nontatoo whore v virgin argument since it's a foregone conclusion that i'll NEVER have a gf so what the fuck does it matter.
Why even bother having standards when there wont ever be a situation where i must take them under consideration.

>>724703576
The gameplay is actually not half bad (for a VN). Getting perfect session, especially with the sabotaging and 1-less hero is pretty tough

>>724708756
>planning
that's not good enough retard it's still cheating

>>724708631
I feel for Phenomaman.
Kinda fucked that he doesn't see himself as a "real Person"

>>724708802
The way your body avoid cancer that kills you at a young age is by shortening your Telomeres each cell division and it becomes more obvious after your mid 20s with the mutation we call aging ie getting old. You can't out run it health be damned at best you can add a few better years but the reality is a wild sex romp at say 35 won't be the same as 18, you're body just won't have the same health as well as vim and vigor as the telomeres will be shorter.

>>724709084
He's not a person since he's not a human. I doubt he sees himself as lesser.

>>724708631
Should just go full reverse Omniman and be a bigger threat than Shroud

>>724703576
it's more a VN with great voice acting.

>>724704593
what the fuck is going on in that picture?

>>724708902
Crossed: Wish You Were Here is absolutely kino.

>>724704990
>calling the qt brown tomboys phenotype fugly dykes
how can one man be such a tremendous faggot

>>724705652
>waa spic, anglo, slav
Meanwhile niggers and pajeets take over, while you cry who is "more" white

whats this shit you guys keep shilling? its a videogame or what the fuck is this crap

>>724705586
>new IP that people actually like
>contrarian faggot complains like usual
don't you have some shitty repetitive thread that we've had for ten thousand times you can shitpost in?

>>724709403
if you've been on /v/ for more than a few years you'll remember when wolf among us and the walking dead telltale games came out and how a lot of people here enjoyed them quite a bit and made lots of threads about them
guess who made this game

>>724709403
>its a videogame or what the fuck is this crap
quiet esl the adults are talking

>>724705984
>If she can stay loyal for 5 years with a turbo 'sperg who literally can't have sex
we only know she's been with the guy for 5 years. we don't know if she's being piped by SDN executives on the side

She seems to be more popular right now than BB

>>724703286 (OP)
>Aryan Goddess
>degen mysterymeat
>majority chose IG
What is wrong with gamers?

>>724707871
it just says she will remember it, not that she will act on it
I wish it would pop up in other games too, as it means literally nothing
>hit the blacksmith
>Andre will remember that

>>724709492
oh its another "press forward to see cutscene" vidya.makes sense why i haven't seen gameplay
i remember, sadly i tried that shit walking dead game in xbox because you guys would never shut up about it

>>724709356
>I wank to male features
>Noooo you're the actual faggot
Deranged.

>>724709781
>Aryan
lmao

>>724709524
>can't understand basic english
>calls anyone ESL
seethe shill

>>724709943
the amount of times I've seen someone make a post like this and then turn around and say "well actually it's a feminine penis so it's not gay" has made me completely disregard these posts

>>724709980
Who else had brown hair and blue eyes? That's right, Hitler. BBros keep winning.

>>724709661
Rightfully so, but in fairness the plot seems to revolve around IG a lot more than it does BB so far

>>724709661
The intro to episode 4 is definitely a contributing factor. If BB gets something like that, I’d imagine it’d even them out.

>>724709403
It's not a videogame.
>>724709479
More like
>new bland marketable product gets pushed in everyone's faces AND big ecelebs are involved so normalfags have to pretend they're interested
>also can't take the slightest amount of negativity because they're normalfag pussies
Nobody will care once the marketing budget runs out. Why would they? Normalfags only care about trends.
So fuck off back to your social media. You are despised here.
>>724709492
Yes, I do remember when Telltale and their "ur choices matteer lol xD they don't owned haha anyway remember Back To The Future???" bullshit was still fresh. They crashed and burned for a reason.

>>724709986
>still can't figure out what he did wrong
lmao

>>724708228
>red flag
I guess i am a bull then.

>>724709661
BB has had very limited contact with robert. that's why invisigal is winning. she had more screentime and char development with him.

>>724709943
>short hair is a male feature
wait till you learn girls can cut their hair

>>724709943
>>724709993
lol same poster

>>724703286 (OP)
Do publishers pay off piracy groups to not post their game? I'd have expected this to be on FatTranny by now.

>>724710113
>So fuck off back to your social media. You are despised here.
i was here before you were even born.

>>724704593
BIG

>>724709356
None of these have a disgusting redflag nosering.
And atleast half of them dont have the annoying assehole personality.
>>724709661
The game itself sabotages BB in order to equal the playing field.

>>724710223
There is no point in pirating an episodic game, until it fully released.

>>724710223
I’d imagine it has to do with the weekly updates. Probably more convenient to put it out after it’s completed.

>>724710290
>None of these have a disgusting redflag nosering.
you can tell her to take it off in the next few eps
>And atleast half of them dont have the annoying assehole personality.
tsunderes have been a thing for a very very long time

>>724703286 (OP)
Is already finished or still ongoing? How many chapters left?

>>724710421
4 more.

>>724710421
Four more, so it should be done in two weeks.

>>724710421
halfway, will be done on the 12th

>>724710475
>>724710481
>>724710475
Thanks anons

[Buy a fucking ad]

>>724710207
Brother my our common love of tomboys won't keep me from beating your skull to a pulp if you insist on pretending you wouldn't prefer her hair at least shoulder-length
>>724703286 (OP)
Whoever you choose dies later in the story so...

>>724710374
Tsundere is not the same as. "Haha im a sarcastic asshole."

>>724703473
Fake blonde, is shorter and loses muscles, everything that i liked about her was smoke and mirrors

If we were to get a 2nd season, would you like it to continue Robert’s story, or have it be anthology style and follow someone else in the same world?

>>724703286 (OP)
can I impregnate Alanah Pearce?

>>724710712
I'd prefer sticking with Robert as a lot of the episodes have felt like set-up so far and a new season could just cut to a main plot quicker.

>>724710267
I was born way, way before 2014 buddy.
>>724709356
>>724710374
>>724710630
Westoid bitches don't make tomboys, they make dykes.
Westoid bitches don't make tsunderes, they make annoying whores that must be whipped into obedience.

>>724710712
both could work. could be another branch of SDN. the important thing is the writing and voice acting. which is what is carrying this thing so far since it has near nonexistent gameplay.

>>724703560
Ive had a girl that said she dreamed of fucking me and I wouldnt touch her with a 10 foot pole. Have some standards.

>>724710821
>I was born way, way before 2014 buddy
>he thinks 4chan was 2014
LOL

>>724710821
>before 2014 buddy.
Holy newfag

>>724710630
They usually show interest in the first place but are too scared to open up and want to test the water first. They are usually insecure but guise themselves as being tough.
This is not just done by launching a barage of sarcasm in every damn sentence.
>>724710821
Aka this. She has more annoying dyke vibes than anything else.

Went back and started replaying this while I wait for episodes. Goddamn I forgot how good it was. It's criminal how overlooked it is.

>>724708228
27 is basically a teen these days. Im 34 and im here and get panic attacks whenever I have to work my remote job.

>>724703286 (OP)
>westslop garbage for tumblr
Nah, the choice is easy. Skipping this garbage. You retards cannot write appealing girls if your lives depended on it.

>>724703286 (OP)
The Tomboy has a fucking nose ring and brunette Blazer is undoubtedly a villain in disguise.
I would choose the tomboy if she didn't have that fucking nose ring. It's a huge turn off and red flag all in one.

Also choosing to keep Coupe over Sonar is a huge fucking blunder because Coupe is a huge cunt. And evil. Sonar is a good guy but he's got a drug problem. If he gets cut he's gonna be forced to do villainous shit to get drug money instead of having a chance to get clean.

>>724703286 (OP)
isn't Blonde Bimbo making her whole identity about being an exaggerated blonde bimbo fetishization?

>>724711023
>They usually show interest in the first place but are too scared to open up and want to test the water first.
she was literally eye fucking robert the first time they met. you may not agree with it but she fits the M.O

>>724708145
That's literally the joke. She makes it out like a big reveal and it's just nothing.

>...Are you kidding?! I can't tell if - are you joking? You're, what, two inches shorter?

>And a brunette! Come on, it's...
>[beat]
>Okay, maybe if I wasn't called "Blonde Blazer", I wouldn't be so self-conscious about it.

>>724711110
Feel free to skip the threads too then, bye.

>>724711043
I might give it a shot. Never got on the Telltale wave, back then.

>>724703286 (OP)
>cheats on her boyfriend
>dumps him with no explanation and doesn't gaf about him
>forces you to randomly axe a team member because she felt like it even though you're doing great on every dispatch
>isn't even a real amazon
The fuck, I hate this bitch. How is it even a question?

>>724711161
>if he gets cut he's gonna be forced to do villainous shit to get drug money instead of having a chance to get clean.
they're supposed to go back to jail. but yes the forced cutting was retarded. it also ruins team cohesion since for example malevola sponsored sonar

>>724705652
She's voiced by a white woman so she's white

>>724711110
then get the fuck out of here.

>>724708435
To be fair alcohol does absolutely lower testosterone and poison you.
And if chad becomes an alcoholic he's gonna get fat and lose his chadness and become insecure.
And for some reason you're comparing chad fucking a slut for a one night stand to a chudjak incel not wanting to DATE said slut. Which is a very good move from chudjak and also not the same thing at all. Chad wouldn't date them either. Just pump and dump.

I'm 20yo, failry pale and a virgin and the thought of a far more experienced mysterymeat tomboy almost a decade older makes me shiver.

I will admit its likely due to microplastics but still. Doesn't help that she talks about pegging.

>cheating whore
>nosering
is there a third option

>>724710567
>Brother my our common love of tomboys won't keep me from beating your skull to a pulp if you insist on pretending you wouldn't prefer her hair at least shoulder-length
beat me then
i was trying to make my ex with AI

>>724708547
>some 31yo guy a few weeks ago that still thought he had time to get his shit together because he was "just a kid" a couple years ago
he just like me fr

>>724711497
Yes. Not playi-watching the game.

>>724711497
yeah, being alone

>>724711497
you are gay just tell your parents already

>>724711335
My explanation is that it's all on purpose to some secret plan Blazer has as a secret villain.
Give them a taste of hope and to do good and then CRUSH their dreams and hopes for redemption, guaranteeing they become true villains with a lust for vengeance against the hero agency and society for abandoning them when they tried to be good.

>>724711265
If there is one Telltale game you should play it's either that or The Walking Dead S1.

>>724703286 (OP)
both. The necklace stays on during sex and this is non-negotiable btw

>>724711043
>playing
>telltale games

>>724704240
>>724704873
very true sars

>>724711648
I’ll add it to the list. I think I got through the first episode, but got sidetracked.

>>724711748
Watch then, semantics don't matter, it's great.

>>724710898
>>724710962
Are redditors genuinely this retarded?
No, I implied that anyone trying to pose as an "oldfag" is from the newfag join date range.
>>724711193
>>724711397
Follow your own advice. You don't belong on this site. You have all these social media where you will easily fit in, so why post here?

>>724711767
SAAAW

Nose rings are SO YUCKY!

>>724706950
They are hideously fucking ugly. Legit look like total shit.

>>724706089
Where is this from? Is shit leaked and we cant be in these threads anymore for spoilers or is it from a trailer or some shit

If we can get rid of the nose ring the tomboy is the best possible choice.

YUCKY YUCKY NOSE RINGS EW EW EW >.<

>>724711824
retard you said way before 2014 as if that was supposed to be impressive, you couldn't be anymore obvious of a newfag, now get lost the adults are talking

i just wish she didn't have the nose ring, she could have been perfect...

>>724711858
>>724711928
>>724711939
>>724712000

leaks show she removes it later

That one pegging line has turned into fuel for all the gay artists mad that there's no gay ships for them

>>724706950
They're ugly. Some girls who have them are cute enough in spite of it that it doesn't really matter but a cute girl with a septum piercing looks objectively better without it.
But mainly, the real reason theyre a turn off is rhat they are one of the most reliable indicators of a girl being an unpleasant cunt.

>>724709661
wait until anons hear how Toxic her ex used to be

>>724712020
DAMAGED GOODS REEEEEE I'LL ALWAYS KNOW SHE HAD ONE THIS CHANGES NOTHING AAAAAH

>>724706950
Next to them being ugly it also signifies a redflag.
Just check on the "Nosering Theory."

>>724703286 (OP)
is this game complete or are they sold as still to be made-episodes?

>>724706124
>drug addicted crypto scamming bat monster that wants to get clean and was sponsored by another member
>dangerous international assassin
should have just let us cut punchup since he doesnt even want to be there.

>>724712079
Fake news media trying to spin lies again

>>724712032
>dat pic

>>724709661
Bad enough that they included an illegal American in the game, but then they had to go and give her a fucking nose ring...

>>724710684
same, brother

>>724712020
Like this fag says; >>724712089
But it'll have to do.
I'll just try and use my suspension of disbelief.
Because irl it's a warning sign that she's fucking crazy and a slut so taking it off is just hiding the red flag not getting rid of the problem etc
But ofc this is a video game and you get my point.

>>724712114
episodic and released every week. currently at ep4 with 4 more planned releases.

>>724712114
You buy it once and get all 8 episodes.
They are on a plan released, 2 next Thursday and then finale a week after that.
Each episode is I would say roughly 45-50 minutes long.

>>724712204
I.e. 2 more weeks

>>724703286 (OP)
I wish I could date Waterboy. He seems a sincere man, could make a great husband.

The chica with the piercing isn't pretending to be something she isn't. So she has that going for her, I guess. Still wouldn't touch her tho with that aids ring in her face.

>>724711043
The Wolf... what?

>>724712245
Homosexuality is worse than nose rings... but only just barely.

>>724712302
>can draw the characters any way they like
>still includes the nose ring in fanart
What is wrong with people?

>>724712297
>Against homosex
What are you, gay?

>>724712384
I would the Buttwitch, voice and all, same for Dr girlfriend. Am I gay?

>>724712384
i'm pro-gays
less dicks fighting over pussy

>>724712302
Art style, or maybe perspective makes their torso a tad to big and mannish

>>724712032
>ywn be sexually assaulted in the workplace by two superhero women

Imagine being so low-test that a nose ring stops you from crushing pussy.

>>724706950
>laser focus obsession with nose rings?
They're ugly, simple as that.
I actually like piercings, and even nose ones, but septum piercings look like you've got metal boogers hanging out your nose. It's similar to having a really ugly tattoo. I can stand tattoos too if they're quality, but if they're shit tier art wise they're nothing but detractors.

>>724712302
invisigal looks a bith mannish

>>724712436
dunno, but you probably rp with dudes online with voice chat enabled so yeah maybe you are

>>724703286 (OP)
>Super-powered form also makes the user blond
Now where have I seen that one before

Also
>"Blonde Blazer"
>not actually blond
>doesn't wear a blazer

>>724712436
Nah, it's just an exaggeration of a masculine woman similar to how her body is an exaggeration of a developing woman.
>>724712447
Based

>>724706950
Nose rings are ugly and only worn by evil and/or brown women(the bad brown).

>>724709661
It's a little unfair because we haven't had the BB-centered episode, we may not at all. Meanwhile 4 was obviously the Invisigal episode. If you turn down BB, you get a "No problem!" text. If you turn down Invisigal you see her look sad and alone. It's emotional blackmail.

>>724712302
>draw a man with implants
>call him a girl

>>724712032
>>724711664
how can a MFF threesome look so gay?
>>724712652
if SEGA isnt getting sued then no one is

>>724712770
>how can a MFF threesome look so gay?
because the artist can't draw women

Can we get back on topic, please? This bitch's nose ring isn't going to point itself out.

I hope the game doesn't end with the typical telltale sequel bait
i am tired of waiting for wolf 2

>>724703286 (OP)
i do not know, i don't play faggot cuck games

>>724711878
Bro shit has been leaked from the first day last week. Lucky for you we've already seen it

>>724712986
This is the best feeling int the world btw.

>>724713087
Yeah, because you're already living a faggot cuck life.

>>724713424
>0 logic response and 0 defending of the shitty game
many such cases
Here is a link to this shitty game for free, don't buy it and don't listen to any shitls

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:1CFA127A0D6FEEEB853190047BCFB08DB0A74072

>>724711315
The other one put you in a coma.

I know nothing about this game but the one on the right

>>724711985
>you couldn't be anymore obvious of a newfag
But enough about (You). Leave and take your discord friends with you.

>>724714012
Good man.

>>724703286 (OP)
i want them both.
wheres my harem route?

>>724713574
Fucking based. Although shit like this isn't even worth pirating. Who the fuck wanted Telltale garbage to come back, anyway? Game journalists with alt accounts? Or just their paid pajeets?

>>724705541
>I played a romance VN and got romance HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
Gayest post itt, also factually wrong.

>>724703581
>>724704387
>>724707021
>>724714012
ok how about now

>>724708465
The Boys comic is some of the most retarded edgy tryhard shit I have ever read, you'd have to be a drooling retard to find it compelling.
The Amazon adaptation is still pretty mediocre and tries too hard to tie the events into modern politics, but it's still less shallow than the source material.

am i a pussy for not dating BB because her ex is a dickless aspergers supermutant who might connect the dots that she left him because of Robert

>>724703576
The gameplay is a combination of the hero dispatch/management sections, simple puzzle solving for the hacking, and QTEs for a fight scene in episode 1. It's not super interesting to watch but the actual dispatching is fun.

>>724715038
Was that a clunky attempt at seduction on her part?

>>724715124
Most people who pick invisigal do so because of confidence issues.

>>724715124
understandable, I wouldn't pick Blonde hoe because she is a cheater

>>724715220
>so because of confidence issues
Holy projection batman

>>724712524
someone explain to me why he is suddenly all depressed. I watched a friend play the first 2 parts and he seemed like a chad

>>724715124
>who might connect the dots that she left him because of Robert
you can tell him you kissed her and he decides that nah you can't be the reason she left him

>>724715401
I said most. I'm there are some that just genuinely prefer crude sluts.

>>724715450
got dumped by blonde blazer
he also said his sex organs aren't compatible with humans

>>724715530
damn...poor guy...

>>724704437
fighting games were made for soulless bugmen

>>724715530
>his sex organs aren't compatible with humans
He has a fish cloaca and he basically blasts sperm from it, doesn't he?

>>724715450
DLC comic shows that all Phenom does is pine over Blazer and super hero shit, and he sees his future as outlasting the earth's existence with her. A conversation with him, if you pick him over Waterboy, confirms he has no other hobbies or interests.

>>724715754
my bro got done dirty

>>724715530
But what if he's compatible with human male physiology? He probably never tried.

>>724715530
>his sex organs aren't compatible with humans
so you're saying there's a chance she could be a vergo

>>724715458
for now, but given hes a super retard he might eventually change his mind
though I doubt CR would setup such a storyline

>>724715530
Poor dude always makes me feel for him.
I'm sticking with BB but the guy makes me hope we can be his biggest buddy

>>724709356
Sh*rt "hair" is the ugliest shit known to mankind

all this talk and not a single consideration for the benefits that Robert Robertson IV will inherit from his mother

>>724710207
You can cut your dick off, it would barely make a difference

>>724716079
nah, it would be the disgusting skrillex side cut that feminists love for some reason.

>>724703473
She also has no muscle in her true form. They could have easily played on the duality choice between the two (obvious) main romance options. You'd have the blonde giga-stacy vs punk brunette girl with issues.

>>724716259
Why do feminists prefer their representation to look mannish as fuck

>>724708228
It's the nose ring that's a turn off for me.

>>724708145
despite what he says it's definitely a lot more than 2 inches. she goes from being a bit taller than him in her super hero costume to clearly shorter than him even while in high heels.

>>724716492
Insecurities and daddy issues.
If you have a shit hairstyle, dress awfully and make weird faces you can pretend to be ugly because of your choices instead of just being a disgusting slob.

>>724716205
sorry i'm not speedrunning

i went invisigal because fucking her sounds like im breeding jaina proudmoore

>>724709356
Racemixing is gay and cringe kys

>>724705756
>>724711353
she's definitely asian. probably south-east asian in particular.

>>724715376
All women monkeybranch

>>724703286 (OP)
impregnate both, turn them into lovey dovey housewives

>>724709356
Mercedes my beloved, you will live in my tiny dogshit fishing village hut and we will flood the earh with our spawn.

>>724705756
>>724709384
>>724711353
>>724716782
She looks Indian

>>724710891
>comparing your boogawoof ass IRL woman to Invisabitch

>>724712032
>>724715530
https://x.com/notsaucefw/status/1984046752719315163

>>724708435
I look like that and say that

>>724716782
Going with filipina. Apparently luara bailey is a quarter of it or something and filipinas go for any white dude.

>>724717064
I didn't need a reminder that Buck Angel exists anon.

>>724715530
>incompatible with humans
Also means incompatible with all mammals, avians or reptiles. Meaning it's neither a meat stick or a meat hole.

How the fuck did Matt Mercer give up control of the thing he started? serious question

>>724717146
Can't be helped. I got curious and went down this road. Might as well take as many with me as I can

https://x.com/Francis58215449/status/1984517400482529391
https://x.com/jockbeest/status/1930624029922095149
https://x.com/Drawinginterest/status/1983472994874974584/photo/1

>>724716885
Based

>>724706089
Think the dance will happen next ep? Seems like a good halfway point before shit hits the fan.

>>724715376
Yep, if cheats so easily on Phenolphthaleinman there is no way she'll be faithful to (You).

>>724717325
it could be just to big for human women to handle

alright I fell for the shilling and I'm about to start playing
anything I should know beforehand?

>>724708228
The nose ring wasn't the biggest one? She starts dreaming of sleeping with a dude she initially dislikes just because he helped her that one time, which is his JOB.

>there are redditors who still think invisigal isn't a romance option because it's too "problematic"
My sides

>>724708697
Her outfit design is just boring. Out of all the things they could have gone with, it's just a normal t-shirt and short jeans.

why do Visifags spend all their time on reddit?

>>724717587
Learn which heros to send together because they get a synergy bonus.

>>724717587
Turn the censorship on. Until episode 4 all nudity is dicks and male asses. Not a problem if you're gay obviously.

>>724712204
>>724712223

Gotta say, that's a tight schedule. Didn't expect that. I guess they have the whole thing mostly complete and are just refining, if at all.

>>724705313
NTA, but if having a mindful thought and being fed up with useless tendencies of people here is indian, then sign me up for becoming one.

>>724717651
>reddit thinks that vidya game HR moments need serious consideration or else it'll reflect on your 'media literacy'
how do we nuke the servers?

>>724717749
I'm sure its already done. The episodic thing is just for marketing/word of mouth.

>>724717586
Are we talking about the same human species? Because I've seen some women insert some massive stuff...
That can't be.

>>724717651
It is problematic because her ex-villain teammates might not approve of her getting it on with their direct boss.

>>724717923
Yeah but it seems to work out for them.
Tbh I actually enjoy how it has the feel of watching a show with weekly releases especially with everyone theorizing and shittingg on one another's choices.

>>724703576
Impossible
It's a netflix show they accidentally put on steam

>>724703286 (OP)
Do they have any white women?

>>724712223
Hoping for one extra episode. Unlikely, but why not? A tease for season 2, perhaps.

>>724717840
your average redditors has less real life experience than your average shitposter on here. any decently sized company will have managers and CEOs fucking their employees. HR is only a roadblock for ugly people who nobody wants to interact with.

The point of "I can fix her" women is that they have some redeeming quality. Perhaps incredible talent or beauty.

I don't see what Invisigal has that makes it worth it.

>>724717997
I have the sneaking suspicion none of them give a singular fuck about that.

>>724718209
Same voice as Laura Bailey.
What are the odds?

>>724718209
she's a woman

>>724718209
>I don't see what Invisigal has that makes it worth it.
This does

>>724717980
That is fat more unusual than you might think, sometimes also includes some caveats like not actually being able to handle a full insertion like with the RPG

>>724703286 (OP)
Left

>>724718280
Pity?

>>724718025
I think that’s the strength of this type of release. While the main story beats are the same, the small variances and theory crafting give people something to talk about between releases.

>>724717521
>Royd injured
Might happen after some shit goes down. So it likely wouldn't be ep 5, but ep 6 or later.

>>724717587
You won't be screwed if you don't, but generally it's better to specialize characters as opposed to making them more well-rounded; though making 1-2 characters more rounded isn't the worst thing. I don't remember if you have to wait until episode 3 for it to kick in, but synergy helps give a bonus towards success chance when two matching characters are sent out together and I think gives an exp bonus. If you don't want to figure it out for yourself, it's Sonar + Malevola, Invisigirl + Golem, Flambae + Prism, Punch Up + Coupe. And plot spoiler, but you have to fire Sonar or Coupe, and one of the upgrade missions can give a bonus to a flying hero (Flambae, Sonar, or Coupe), so try to not give the bonus to whoever you think you'll choose to fire.

>>724706089
Look at Punch Up by his lonesome here I can't get rid of Coop

>>724703286 (OP)
Left, because one on right is walking red flag.

>starts fires while on the job
>actively starts shit with people for no reason
>bullies the janitor
Why wasn't he cut?

>>724718685
He's also fucking Blond Blazer.

>>724718685
because it's a movie not a game

>>724718505
>Flambae + Prism
that's weird considering they never interact, thought they would be loners like invisigirl
also because he is a flaming faggot

>>724705187
Is this your first waifu war or something?

why does this shit not support multiple save files?

>>724703286 (OP)
>No blond choice

>>724718685
He's top of the (Z team) leaderboard

>>724703286 (OP)
This alone is enough proof to me that I shouldn't play it. "Devs" should focus on story rather than romance.
>>724706089
Why is there a black einstein?
>>724706684
>/v/ generally has good taste in games
They do sometimes but 98% of the time no, they don't.
>>724707489
>Is there any way of fast forwarding?
Please don't tell me they've pulled a Detroit Become Human in terms of replaying. Why would anyone want a game like these to not be replayable?
>>724707895
>>724707871
Just how much dating is in it? Is it mandatory for the storyline?
>>724710150
They don't see red. It's a myth.
>>724710575
The dumbest release cycle ever conceived.
>>724711824
Most of the people who "belong here" are out of here for years if not more. Currently most users are either coomers, trolls and maybe 5% of people worth talking to.

>>724716492
Daddy issues and self hatred, covered in trying to appear as special snowflakes. All fem SJWs deeply hate themselves, which is why they butcher themselves by getting bunch of random tattoos, piercings, and ugly haircuts.

>>724718685
They were going entirely based off points, and Flambae starts fires so he can put them out to inflate his point total, which is why he's the highest out of Z-Team.

>>724718798
It supports at least 4 saves, and you can copy saves.

>>724718461
Agreed, I hope that approach is something similar games stick with.
Reminds me of the ACCA threads on /a/ back in the day.

>>724717997
Half the Z-team's banging each other.
Prism even flirts with Golem, talking about a "mud bath"

>>724718927
most of your complaints seem to stem from not understanding that this is a romance VN with a staggered release schedule so people will talk about it more

>>724708367
being blonde is generic

>>724718798
Anon...

>>724708435
kek you made the chuds seethe

>>724717004
invisbitch is just as much of a disgusting mutt btw. smoker with asthma and a nose piercing. literal walking red flag.

>>724719242
>red flag
you're welcome to take your fat IRL women with you back to plebbit
if you can carry them

>>724719371
that's great but you're not dismissing anything I said about the video game character. looks like I win cya

did anon finish his bingo sheet?

>>724719505
>i need to take red flags seriously for imaginary vidya women
lmao have fun posting, mr retard

>>724719604
Dude, Visi literally abuses you and lashes out on you even though it's entirely her fault, she is always abrasive, and on top of that she put a bomb on your back. She is nothing more but bunch of red flags.

>>724719739
I can fix her

>4 whole days until the new batch
I want it now! I'm on vacation too, so I can't distract myself with work.

>finally get a competent while male protag with two top tier women lusting after him
>anons still bitch and complain
What do you even want then? The fact that this is blowing up in popularity is a good thing. Or should we just go back to dyke simulators like Life is Strange?

>>724719845
Some people are letting the perfect be the enemy of good. I'm the chuddiest of chuds, and I'm satisfied.

>>724719739
>and on top of that she put a bomb on your back
It's not like she even knew who Mecha Man was or cared. She was just another villain working for the bad guy doing her job. She turned herself in afterwards because she felt bad. It's the kickstart of her entire redemption. The fact that she's developing feelings for him now will either make or break her redemption arc depending on Robert's actions.

>>724719739
>she put a bomb on your back
wtf? spoiler nigger
your only saving grace is that happening would be extremely retarded and wouldn't fit her character at all so I assume you're trolling

>>724719845
Look at where you are. No one here actually likes video games.

>>724719998
She still is unhinged and ticking bomb. Within time people like her only get worse, and you are the one who ends up regretting hooking up with people like her.

>>724720015
How wouldn't it fit her character? She's a literal ex criminal.

>>724706950
Bitch the only metal I want to see on a person is under their skin aka not visible or a nose hook to make her look like a pig temporarily

>>724717325
It's probably a meathole. I guess he was expecting her to squeeze out her eggs and he jack off on them.

>>724703286 (OP)
What do you guys think happens during sex if she's invisible? Does your cock also disappear or is it like a slime girl type thing?

>>724717438
What do you mean?

>make invisigal fall completely in love with me
>shower her with praise, make her feel appreciated and have something good in her life
>go on all the dates, help her out, etc

once she reveals the truth about the bomb, cut her off immediately and say I never want to see her again and I hate her

who here /devilish/

>>724720316
I assume they're talking about Critical Role.

>>724718372
Literally yes. She's immature, dysfunctional, not socially or economically accomplished, physically weak, and isn't particularly attractive, so treating her with basic decency gets her wet. This appeals to low-value men who don't believe they have anything to offer. It's the same group that likes "romance" anime where the love interests are basically kids (or literally kids).

It's a direct byproduct of shy and withdrawn young men with no social skills or helpful parenting advice spending their sexually formative years repressing and running from directly dealing with what are supposed to be healthy urges, failing to be sufficiently educated to understand them early on enough in life to deal with them properly (usually by well-meaning, but smothering and/or neglectful family). Thus becoming so developmentally stunted and shut down from human interaction (both in general, as well as particularly with women who aren't family members) that as an adult they often spend most of their time shrinking violently away from most forms of healthy, outgoing, and productive socialization out of both paralyzing fear as well as undealt with and repressed social anxiety and trauma from an early age.

Young men who have had healthy and productive upbringings and romantic encounters... this isn't a thing that normally takes root in their brains, this yearning to uncomplicate and simplify their romantic and/or sexual entanglements down to an adorable house pet that allows them to facilitate both their protective paternal instincts (which clearly stems from either feeling a lack of such paternal care, or possibly too much of it in smothering amounts) as well as enact their every sexual desire (which are inarguably by the very nature of the fantasy rooted in a need to feel dominance over something that depends upon them) without anything even vaguely approaching a personhood that might get in the way. As it probably has in many of their own real life encounters with women.

>>724708435
Tattoos and piercings are bad in jeet and sandnigger faiths, so they've been working very hard to push that narrative onto zoomers. It only works on circumsized burgers though.

>>724717004
The post said fuck a girl, didnt specify invisigal.

>>724720370
Nah I can't do that to her. Some of her datamined dialogue if you do something like this is heartbreaking.

>>724709304
Nta but just read through the first issue and I liked it. Thanks for the rec

>>724720447
obviously this won't be on my main save but I am morbidly curious to see how bad we can make the ending

>>724703560
Invisigawds run this board
BB simps can't handle a cute tomboy

>>724720421
20 bucks you're some pajeet that's never even interacted with a woman.

>>724720421
nice word salad, I just think she's cute

>>724719739
only pregnancy can help her, with my seed.

It's really not complicated. Cute brown tomboy that I can fix? I'm going all in.

>>724717651
>She's a stalker and hot Robbie Bobbie :(

These niggas are so retarded kek

>>724720370
I am already struggling to forgive her, and the reveal didn't even happen yet

>>724708228
question, what race is she supposed to be ? if she is asian i'm def not going to pick her

>>724703286 (OP)
So is Prism not a romance option?

>>724720582
The pajeets all love the pajeeta though?

>>724719739
>Visi literally abuses you and lashes out on you even though it's entirely her faul


Bbniggers are going to use this retarded talking point forever
You niggers have nothing, pearl clutching over a punch, fucking faggot


>Omg she's stalking me :(

>introduce tall blonde muscular hero as love interest
>oh she has a boyfriend and was kind of leading you on
>oh she's actually just a normal looking brunette
yeah I can see why people are switching to the BPD tomboy

>>724720838
>slightly brownish skin and almond-shaped eyes
>lower class social coding
>born and raised in Los Angeles
Probably mixed Southeast Asian/white or a mostly-white mestiza.

>>724720582
Save your money because he is correct. The only people who like Invisigal are either teenagers or people who got stunted development. The rest will ignore her and pick the blondie.
This game/VN is a litmus patch test between who are retards and who are well developed socially and mentally.

>>724720904
>She hits me because she loves me :)

>>724720865
Nigger, of course the pajeet is lusting over the evil white woman while projecting.

>>724712193
>hiding the red flag not getting rid of the problem etc
no it means I fixed her

>>724720976
No nigger learn to read, you retarded black ape.

No one is saying that, fucking low iq faggot.

She hit Robert out of frustration, you dumb retarded nigger.

One incident is not a pattern of abusive behaviour you retarded nigger.

Can't even follow a simple story, retard.

>>724710281
FAT

>>724709242
You know, it's kinda silly for a VN to not have a skip read text for alternate playthroughs. The Japs have had this figured out for decades c'mon man.

>>724720946
The BPD girl also has better synergy with Robert and more development screen time.

>>724707635
Yes

My wife and I had some real good sex one night, she passed out. Next morning she woke up all wet down her legs, because she dreamt about the sex we had and was so locked into her dream she creamed herself in her sleep.

It happens.

>>724718685
He's by far the strongest hero in the dispatching minigame. I'd rather lose anybody else

>>724721210
your quadroon virtual gf would not appreciate these slurs anon

>>724717651
Enjoy toxics sloppy seconds bro

>>724703286 (OP)
Neither. If I ever get married I will be the one in a wedding dress.

>>724718685
Because he is literally MVP of whole team. Others are incompetent compared to him.

>>724721683
Prism was my MVP

>>724719845
Every game on here will have miserable faggots come in to bait.

>>724721374
how do I unsubscribe from this fanfic blog

>>724720370
This is the only reason I replayed and set up an invisislut save.

>>724706728
How relevant is the squad of big titty furry bitches in the back. This is extremely important.

is there any reason to buy this game?
I just watch youtubers play it and make the choices and I quite like the plot

>>724720447
>Some of her datamined dialogue if you do something like this is heartbreaking
sweet, post it anon (spoilered ofc)

>>724721379
>not golemmaxxing

Not gonna make it.

>>724721210
>white knighting a video character
they ain't even real

>not reading the whole thread.

But I could never understand Blazer's motive for trying to get with Robert.

Invisigirl, I'd understand, she's a reformed villain, going moist for Robert who was probably the only person who cared about her progress as a hero, and her as a person (possible for the first time in her life), so it makes sense she would develop 'daddy-issue'-like feelings for him.

But Blazer seems to be a secret-bitch.... she might be all prim and proper, but her motives for getting with Robert seem to be "oh wow, there's actually a good normal guy in the world? I gotta get with that, even though I'm getting Super-slammed by an powerful anatomically-correct super-alien; so let's take off my magicall Snu-Snu necklace and turn into a Pick-Me-Girl-Next-Door type so Robert can kiss me!"

...yeah, fuck that Blazer-bitch, Invisigirl is more 'real'.

>>724721842
maybe if you fucked someone you really loved, you'd understand.

>>724722130
well????

>>724716670
The costume has heels on the boots

>>724722245
I think they're both tasked by different groups to keep Robert motivated until the Astral thing in his suit is ready then toss him aside. Kind of falls apart since Robert is not a scientist, just hit him in the head, hide the body and keep working on his suit lmao

>>724722130
>please think for me

Ask your youtube friend lil bro

>>724722130
Just pirate it, and if you really give a shit, buy it after.

>>724720904
>pearlclutching
screencap you finding the term monkey branch and admit how many of the posts were yours.
do it now. I'll know if you're lying.

>>724718685
Because he actually has a character arc and respects Robert

Oh and for those doubting the Ivisigal bomb theory. It's real.

>>724718736
We don't see them interact in the main game and they don't have a comic or anything, but they have dialogue if you deploy them together.

>>724703286 (OP)
which has the bushiest beaver? i'm taking that one

>>724703286 (OP)
After being in an abusive relationship, brown le dommy mommies no longer appeal to me

>>724703286 (OP)
the one that isn't voiced by laura bailey

>>724720421
>Young men who have had healthy and productive upbringings and romantic encounters... this isn't a thing that normally takes root in their brains
Nigger you're posting on 4chan.org

>>724723270
she's not really a dom, her dream is being a sub

>>724723027
I still hope waterboy gets to puke all over his salty-tryhard ass
>>724723154
to noones surprise

>>724720853
Only BB and Invisigal.
Game's been datamined.
Unless they decide to add DLC but that would mean MORE coding for them and more voice recording among other things.

>>724719845
I don't get it either. BB and Visi are both good characters and I'm interested to see both of their routes.

>>724707635
Does that game actually have nudity? I saw that that video and I'm not sure if it's fanmade or you actually see her tits in game.

>>724723516
She masturbates naked at the beginning of ep4 regardless of any choices you made prior, yes.

>>724723516
Yeah tomboy gets an entire sequence of her flicking her bean it to the main guy

>>724723154
I just can't believe it. She's either an advanced psychopath or someone with Vulcan-tier control over her emotions to keep interacting casually day after day with her victim. And no, her seeking le redemption doesn't make it any way believable. It also paints BB as the ultimately superior option for anything. Do you want such a superior option to be in your linear "choices matter" game?
yes, I am mad

>>724723670
>>724723671
holy based

>>724723696
Don't see what the issue is. Like the rest of Z team she joined the program for purely selfish reasons. It's not until after she starts interacting with Robert and subsequently falling in love with him does the guilt hit her like a train.

Why is this shit not on /tv/?

>This much arguing over virtual women

Straight men are pathetic. Anyway I picked Invisigal. Sex with Invisigal.

>>724723883
Why are you a retard?

>>724723307
amazing, thanks anon
>>724723696
>'s either an advanced psychopath
it's not like she is a former villain or anything
>It also paints BB as the ultimately superior option for anything
as long as "anything" means "whenever she gets too tired of your shit" and/or thinks your genitalia isnt "compatible" with hers

I cant believe people cant see she is making fun of people with small dicks

>>724723883
Because it's actually a game and has some (admittedly fun) micromanagement gameplay when you're dispatching the heroes and the hacking. And the standard VN choice selections.

>>724723884
Bitch farts in her sleep

>>724718280
>Our regions best guy is a fucking chump compared to the worst on the world rankings.
We really are a backwater shithole. How did Blonde Blazer get stuck managing this chump branch? Or maybe she picked it because it's quieter and she can have more free time.

>>724723307
blazerfags are gonna be real smug in 2 weeks

>>724722512
they ar elike wedge boots which won't raise your ankles nearly as much as 4 inch heels.

>>724723884
>implying there are real women

>>724705652
She's Filipino and voiced by a half Filipino (Laura Bailey)

>>724724082
I refuse to believe a man drew all those pics of depressoman kissing boberto

>>724723696
She probably didn't care much for him initially, but being, what I assume to be, the first positive influence in her life and an actual stand up guy eventually made her feel guilty about all of it.

>>724723472
This picture is hot as fuck.

So what's the chances Mechaman will be able to get the mechaman ending (dying)?

>>724723154
Yrliet 2.0
will be funny to see the reaction

>>724723671
>sex haze

Why should I keep Sonar around when he's only good for INT half the time?

Do people genuinely believe they can fix all of Inivisigal's problems?
That her personality is so malleable that it can be changed into whatever you want?

>>724723816
That's very cool. But the judgement has been passed. Psychos get the chair.

>>724724250
Nigga what? The shit Yrilet pulls isn't even in the same realm as this. How are they even comparable?

>>724724004
Our regions best guy (Roofraiser) is #18 on the global board and our 2nd best is #24

>>724723154
Good thing I have a save.

>>724723376
Are we still in the sekrit klub mental phase? 4chan is a normie website at this point. Everyone from top Tumblr blogs to mainstream film directors to the US government's social media accounts is reposting 4chan content.

>>724724338
Yrliet's betrayal was initially worse before it got retconned, but I'm mainly referring to just the general concept of being betrayed and put in danger by one of the love interests, especially one that was already tsundere and prickly to begin with. It triggered an apocalypse for elffags and a flood of memes. Likely the same will result here.

>>724724309
Prism is a good candidate for INT work when Sonar isn't available and he can still be helpful for combat scenarios in his monster form. Coupe is more consistent though.

>>724724241
Zero, endings got leaked. Only big thing is Invisigal's fate, Shroud's fate and whether or not you forgive and take back whoever you cut from the team.

>>724724309
he's actually interested on reforming.
barely so, but far more than Coupe.

>>724707871
this message hits hard in the final episode of The Walking Dead part 1, where it's obvious that it doesn't mean shit because Lee is dying and it's the end of the game, but every line you say triggers a "Clementine will remember that"

>>724724309
He has a more interesting concept and character design.

>>724723671
>edgy raging tomboy
>constantly insults you
>still find you cute though
>spends more time with you
>starts loving you to the point where she furiously fingers herself to orgasm in secret
That's just my kind of character writing

Sonar or Coupe?

>>724724438
Anybody with room temperature IQ could see the difference though. Yrilet pulls her shit after traveling with you for a while and potentially getting to know you. Ivisigal pulled that shit before she even knew or cared who Mechaman was.

>>724724342
Then why the fuck are the scores so different?

>>724724442
Prism is my CHA main.
I guess I should build Demonbitch as an INT or CHA

>>724703286 (OP)
it doesn't suit the tomboy

she should be wearing a suit or some goth rags
and the marriage should be at a pub

>>724724347
It will never stop being my sekrit club

NormalFAGS fuck off.

>>724724542
I dropped Coop because I had invested too much on ManBat already

>>724724557
Maybe they did work outside the branch which doesn't count for the branch board but counts globally

>invisibitch turns invisible while fucking her
Do you see your dick, or it looks like your dick has been cut off?

>>724724542
I let the timer ran out and it picked Sonar.

>>724724593
Prism is good for CHA as well and she has a few unique interactions where she arbitrates. I mostly added INT and CHA for her. I also found that

>>724724546
>Anybody with room temperature IQ could see the difference though
Yeah Yrliet post-retcon was guilty of being extremely dumb and gullible in an effort to save her family but wasn't deliberately trying to hurt anyone and her fuck-up actually ended up benefiting you in the end because the game isn't allowed to have consequences, while Invisibitch tried to murder you, the player, directly and intentionally, out of self-gain, and then lied about it, while also destroying your family heirlooms and crippling you.

>>724723154
there's only one real choice

It's so fucking stupid how they didn't take measures against leaks and datamining, especially since they made this staggered release rather than all at once.
These guys are supposed to be ex-Telltale, no?

>>724724849
Based and Robertpilled.

>>724703286 (OP)
>best option isn't dateable

>>724724849
>You did villain shit while you were a villain
kratos soiface.jpg

>>724724986
Which one?

>>724725048
you will never convince me that Blazer isn't the favored option by the devs with this absolutely fucking brutal mogging.

>>724725048
The one behind the letter H.

>>724725048
Her

>it's okay that she yelled at me, lied to me, insulted me, spied on me, stole from me, slapped me, beat me until I bled, destroyed my treasured possessions, and tried to murder me
>deep down she really cares :)

>>724725120
It's all fake though

>>724722130
Watching someone else pick the worst, most retarded dialogue options is the worst kind of backseating hell I've ever experienced and I'm normally quite happy watching vtubers struggle at games on easy difficulty.

>>724725048
ntred by the fucking irish midget

>>724725302
Robert is fine with it.

>>724725048
Where's Sonar?

>>724725394
Based. What Invisigal did when she was a villain is not his business.

>>724725324
>vtubers
stopped reading right there
>>724725120
textbook definition of a red herring

>>724725510
listen...punch-up needs his choco-wife with him

>>724718685
Because
>Level Vigor
>His abilities cap out Mobility/combat
>Pair with Prism
>She covers charisma/intelligence
>Doubles all his stats
>Synergy bonus
They literally can't fail together.

>>724725510
he's on golem behind the IS

>>724725302
>it's okay that she yelled at me, lied to me, insulted me, spied on me, stole from me, slapped me, beat me until I bled, destroyed my treasured possessions, and tried to murder me
Yes.

>>724724452
Can you link the ending leak, just curious

>>724725302
>it's okay that she yelled at me, lied to me, insulted me, spied on me, stole from me, slapped me, beat me until I bled, destroyed my treasured possessions, and tried to murder me

>>724725682
Ah, I see now.

>>724724309
he's great for saving up versatile combat heroes when you're swapping him back.
plus he knows robert is mechaman and covered for him

>>724721374
>wife (male)

>>724724472
>>724724515
This. He also connects better with the group.