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Anonymous No.713029371 >>713030041 >>713030189 >>713030383 >>713030481 >>713030775 >>713030812 >>713032038 >>713033317 >>713036123 >>713036304 >>713037103 >>713037254 >>713037857 >>713038427 >>713039145 >>713040061 >>713041554 >>713041696 >>713042276 >>713042538 >>713043565 >>713044979 >>713046142 >>713048429 >>713053290 >>713054934 >>713059813 >>713067778
Games where people go fucking missing without a trace?
Anonymous No.713029686 >>713039284 >>713039303 >>713043420 >>713045897 >>713048512
They're not missing I have them.
Anonymous No.713030041 >>713030258 >>713030483 >>713030991 >>713032776 >>713036452 >>713053134
>>713029371 (OP)
Drones will solve this issue.
We're too bad at searching for people. That woman that went missing on the Appalachian trail was only like 200ft off the trail in a camp and they didn't find her, even with their bullshit grid searches, for like two years.
Anonymous No.713030189
>>713029371 (OP)
Bigfoot has them.
Anonymous No.713030258 >>713030483
>>713030041
>Drones will solve this issue
I also believe this
Anonymous No.713030383 >>713030856
>>713029371 (OP)
>get lost in a dungeonous cavern where death is a certainty
arx fatalis
Anonymous No.713030481 >>713034430 >>713039418 >>713044545 >>713048363 >>713061552 >>713065245 >>713065425 >>713066050 >>713067514 >>713067663
>>713029371 (OP)
I see people vanish without a trace in Kansas the most.
Anonymous No.713030483 >>713030934 >>713030976 >>713033513 >>713037771 >>713044150
>>713030041
>>713030258
I believe you're both retarded. youre going to use a drone under ground in bottomless pits? how are you going to get signal?
Anonymous No.713030775
>>713029371 (OP)
divine divinity 2
Anonymous No.713030812 >>713031009 >>713031097 >>713031315 >>713032250 >>713032271 >>713032702 >>713033061 >>713033876 >>713034270 >>713034329 >>713035485 >>713036743 >>713036918 >>713036980 >>713037178 >>713037545 >>713038371 >>713044329 >>713044713 >>713047912 >>713048694 >>713048793 >>713052821 >>713053812 >>713057543
>>713029371 (OP)
>Americans are so bad at geography they get lost in their own country
Anonymous No.713030856 >>713031010
>>713030383
what a great game (apart from the last dungeon)
Anonymous No.713030934
>>713030483
6G
Anonymous No.713030976 >>713035776
>>713030483
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous No.713030991 >>713032348 >>713033143
>>713030041
Drones will not handle dense forests and caves.
Anonymous No.713031009
>>713030812
FaustTTV !!9V7lemdC8mP No.713031010 >>713031141
>>713030856
The "spiritual" sequel was fucking horseshit.
Anonymous No.713031097 >>713031225 >>713035949
>>713030812
Yeah, and your government knows where your bodies get dumped by muslims and they don't care
FaustTTV !!9V7lemdC8mP No.713031141
>>713031010
Forgot to post the name. Underworld ascendant.
Anonymous No.713031225 >>713031384 >>713031513
>>713031097
>Amerimexican responds with a picture of a black man (his God)
The memes write themselves
Anonymous No.713031315 >>713032457 >>713033608 >>713034112 >>713034209 >>713034492 >>713036029 >>713036070 >>713036212 >>713036329 >>713046328 >>713047163 >>713047241 >>713053998 >>713055313 >>713061608
>>713030812
I remember I once read that every year there is always Europeans who go to Death Valley and end up dying because they underestimate it.
Anonymous No.713031384
>>713031225
Iran lost
Anonymous No.713031513 >>713031924
>>713031225
So anime is your god, according to your logic? That's pretty pathetic, brownie boy
Anonymous No.713031924 >>713032141
>>713031513
Anonymous No.713032038
>>713029371 (OP)
>getting lost in the GPS era
zoomers are hopeless
Anonymous No.713032141 >>713032487 >>713046567 >>713053398 >>713061072
>>713031924
Anonymous No.713032250
>>713030812
Our country is very large. It's easy to know your country's geography when it only has 2 cities.
Anonymous No.713032271 >>713053637
>>713030812
>yuros cant walk off the trails because of land mines
Anonymous No.713032348 >>713035297 >>713036184
>>713030991
Fly above the forest and use thermal vision, easy.
Also you're retarded
Anonymous No.713032457 >>713033020 >>713035678
>>713031315
Interesting that you mention that. My family visited Death Valley once and rescued an asian family that was dying of heatstroke at the bottom of a crater. They didn't even have water.
Anonymous No.713032487
>>713032141
these are the fuckers posting race bait threads on int

that shit should be a ban on that board jannies need to do a better job
Anonymous No.713032702 >>713038394
>>713030812
>Europeans so good at geography they give explicit instructions for foreign rape gangs to come right to their daughters so they can watch
>Asians so good at geography and wilderness they get mauled by buffalo in the US when touristing and can't drive anywhere in general
Anonymous No.713032776 >>713032815 >>713036512 >>713039137 >>713042454 >>713058045
>>713030041
Yes, because drones are well known for having x ray vision to see through tree foliage
Anonymous No.713032815
>>713032776
yes?
Anonymous No.713033020
>>713032457
you have good family
Anonymous No.713033061 >>713033132 >>713035016 >>713040620 >>713048542 >>713048769 >>713065370
>>713030812
I hate how yurosloppers have turned every fucking board into /int/. Don't you fags have your own imageboards?
Anonymous No.713033132
>>713033061
europe was a mistake
Anonymous No.713033143
>>713030991
>dense forests
There's already camera technology for that that modern drones use. Forgot what its called though.
Anonymous No.713033317
>>713029371 (OP)
Anyone that goes to the Appalachians for a hike is just a dog whistle for committing suicide
Anonymous No.713033513 >>713034135 >>713035890 >>713036030
>>713030483
Not all of these are people lost in caves. Their corpse is laid out right in the plain forest, sometimes, like I said, even in just a perfect visible camp. Search teams just fail to detect them.
Are there probably plenty of idiots that go fall down caves or get killed by animal living in them? Obviously. But it's usually just someone getting lost and dying in the middle of the woods.
Anonymous No.713033608 >>713033873 >>713034349
>>713031315
How were they supposed to know?
Anonymous No.713033873
>>713033608
europeans have big ego and thinks they know better than everyone else
Anonymous No.713033876 >>713034028
>>713030812
kek this shitty joke made mutts seethe too much, gj.
Anonymous No.713034028
>>713033876
cringe
Anonymous No.713034112 >>713034369
>>713031315
>go to death valley
>die
pottery
Anonymous No.713034135 >>713034580
>>713033513
Explain how dogs never find a scent
Anonymous No.713034209
>>713031315
Germans aren't people
Anonymous No.713034270 >>713045769 >>713055850
>>713030812
Our cities are as big as your fucking countries
Anonymous No.713034329
>>713030812
>>Americans are so bad at geology they get lost in their own country
Anonymous No.713034349
>>713033608
formerly Alive Basin
Anonymous No.713034369
>>713034112
lel
Anonymous No.713034430
>>713030481
measles. stupid antivax plane
Anonymous No.713034492
>>713031315
>Literally called Death Valley
>Nein, Hans. I'm sure der name ist an exaggeration.
Anonymous No.713034580 >>713035084 >>713036351
>>713034135
I think their training methods probably aren't as good as they claim they are.
Like I said, they grid searched, used dogs, and all kinds of shit for that woman on the Appalachian trail and did not find her for two years, despite her being only 200ft off trail. They even showed her camp site in the search area.
Anonymous No.713034790 >>713034914 >>713035287 >>713036189 >>713036701 >>713037901 >>713057327 >>713068082
i hate smug animeweeb faggot posters so much they make me so fucking mad and they will probably just post smug laughign anime girls at me now fuck you
Anonymous No.713034914
>>713034790
You okay bro?
Anonymous No.713034920
anyone going on solo hikes in the middle of nowhere doesn't want to be found
Anonymous No.713035016
>>713033061
>Don't you fags have your own imageboards
Eurofags failed spectacularly at tech, so I'm going to guess no
Anonymous No.713035084 >>713035149 >>713035518 >>713036351
>>713034580
Doesn't that imply that she wasn't there until later? How do dogs not smell a stinky rotting corpse that close to the trail, how does she not hear SAR looking for her so close?
Anonymous No.713035147
Heavy rain. Btw the origami killer in the game is the detective.
Anonymous No.713035149 >>713036524
>>713035084
why would they have indians looking for her
Anonymous No.713035287
>>713034790
This is bait but I'm doing it anyway
Anonymous No.713035297 >>713036272
>>713032348
Wow, if only we had flying machines capable of flying above a forest with FLIR cameras before drone technology. we could have saved so many people. Retard.
Anonymous No.713035485
>>713030812
>sit on a log in europistan
>still has mustard gas in it from over 100 years ago
>ass stolen
Anonymous No.713035518 >>713035865
>>713035084
She died before the search parties got to that area, so she couldn't hear anything.
As for why the dogs didn't smell her, there's just no way to know. People should smell her, let alone dogs. But she was wrapped up in a sleeping bag, so maybe that helped cage the stink a bit. She fixed herself up in the bag as she felt herself dying.
Anonymous No.713035678 >>713035767 >>713035791 >>713035878
>>713032457
>go to a place called Death Valley
>don't even think to bring water
???
Anonymous No.713035767 >>713035878
>>713035678
It's not called Dehydration Valley idiot
Anonymous No.713035776
>>713030976
I'm quoting reality
Anonymous No.713035791
>>713035678
it's called Death Valley not Thirst Valley
Anonymous No.713035865
>>713035518
Link?
Anonymous No.713035878
>>713035678
>>713035767
>death valley
>visiting it alive
huh?
Anonymous No.713035890
>>713033513
yeah but the op is about being trapped inside these caves with no way out
Anonymous No.713035947 >>713039472 >>713041703 >>713042406
>protagonist gets betrayed for being too good at his job
Anonymous No.713035949 >>713036041
>>713031097
They put them in the sausages and feed their children back to them, very clever actually.
Anonymous No.713036029
>>713031315
please understand, europeans think 80 degrees fahrenheit is unbearably hot and they don't even have humidity.
Anonymous No.713036030
>>713033513
if you stop being retard for a second OPs image is massive cave systems coupled by people who were never found.
Anonymous No.713036041
>>713035949
Wrong
Into kebab and feed children's to parents
Anonymous No.713036070 >>713053307
>>713031315
>be 65 year-old German tourist
>show up to a mountain range you've never been to before
>it's summer so you're taking your trusty flipflops up there
>twist an ankle and die of hypothermia because mountains get cold at night even during summer
The eternal Faustian spirit strikes again
Anonymous No.713036123
>>713029371 (OP)
MGS2 if you consider Vamp human
Anonymous No.713036184 >>713036272 >>713036303 >>713036609
>>713032348
How dumb are you? We've had the technology for that for years. The problem is that trees are great at covering heat signatures
Anonymous No.713036189
>>713034790
You're cruisin for a brusin bucko
Anonymous No.713036212
>>713031315
it's called death valley for a reason
Anonymous No.713036272
>>713035297
>>713036184
1 helicopter versus 100s of drones, are you guys dense?
Anonymous No.713036303 >>713036857
>>713036184
what about night vision? does it work on a dense forest?
Anonymous No.713036304 >>713038109 >>713038382 >>713039786
>>713029371 (OP)
Is there anything special about those spots or is this one of those things were it's basically just a population density map?
Anonymous No.713036329
>>713031315
only Les Stroud could survive death valley
>tickle tickle tickle tickle
I'd play that game
Anonymous No.713036351 >>713036507 >>713036927
>>713034580
>>713035084
>200ft off trail.
She was 2 miles off trail and wrapped up inside her tent. le spooky mystery internet writers want to make her death as bizarre as possible so her camp is now within eye sight of the trail because they want a campfire story.
Anonymous No.713036452 >>713036959
>>713030041
Tech stops working near supernatural phenomena and it's a known secret these people are being taken by wendigos.
Anonymous No.713036507 >>713047173
>>713036351
Was still decently close to the trail, like 30mins walk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2Ghz3DKb2g
Anonymous No.713036512
>>713032776
Literally go watch drone footage, you retard.
Anonymous No.713036524
>>713035149
underrated
Anonymous No.713036609 >>713036865
>>713036184
Forest is also full of large animals with heat signatures
Anonymous No.713036613
I can't believe the NSA doesn't track every single citizen
Anonymous No.713036701
>>713034790
Anonymous No.713036743
>>713030812
>eurostani thinks about us so much rent free he knows our geography better
Anonymous No.713036857 >>713036909
>>713036303
From atop the trees? No. If you wanna fly your drone amidst the trees you're an idiot
Anonymous No.713036865
>>713036609
Who happen to have silhouettes different than those of humans
Anonymous No.713036909 >>713037312
>>713036857
yes from atop retard
Anonymous No.713036918
>>713030812
you should try it put us in our place. live stream your death too plz
Anonymous No.713036927 >>713037074
>>713036351
Yeah 2 miles in a grid that was already searched nice one shabbo
Anonymous No.713036959 >>713037070
>>713036452
If they're being taken, where do they wendigo?
Anonymous No.713036980
>>713030812
colorado on its own is bigger than the entire UK
Anonymous No.713037070
>>713036959
mf Shasta as cattle
Anonymous No.713037074
>>713036927
>Yeah 2 miles in a grid that was already searched
nope
Anonymous No.713037103 >>713037191 >>713038354
>>713029371 (OP)
Compare.
Anonymous No.713037178
>>713030812
Is baiting really this easy?
Anonymous No.713037191
>>713037103
I don't think that map is quite accurate. it's missing some cave systems
Anonymous No.713037254
>>713029371 (OP)
I can't believe no one has ever gone missing in Texas or Florida
Anonymous No.713037312 >>713037403
>>713036909
You're not gonna see shit. Nice!
Anonymous No.713037403
>>713037312
just burn all the forest lel then found the body
Anonymous No.713037545
>>713030812
Even more salt in these replies than in your disgusting American diets.
Anonymous No.713037771
>>713030483
Wires.
Anonymous No.713037857
>>713029371 (OP)
I live in an area where people go missing, but nobody's sure where they go. There was a retarded girl that vanished from a near by town. People think she ran away from her family and got with a trucker. Nobody knows for sure if that' the truth or not. It could be though.
Anonymous No.713037901
>>713034790
If it makes you feel any better, sometimes a janitor makes a mistake and bans them for avatarfagging.
Anonymous No.713038109
>>713036304
Most look like cartel camping grounds so gang and other organized crime related. You can pretty much consider them dead if its in or around Cali and New York.
Anonymous No.713038354
>>713037103
I can hear the cave systems my property's wells are fed by. I can hear the wells breath.
Anonymous No.713038371 >>713039706
>>713030812
Triggered a lot of mutts with this, no sense of humor
Anonymous No.713038382
>>713036304
Looks like it's mostly mountains and national parks. Places people can get lost and eaten by bears.
Anonymous No.713038394 >>713046787 >>713047438 >>713054037 >>713054153
>>713032702
I always think its cute when euros come to Canada and are absolutely flabbergasted that there are just wild animals all over the place.
Like
>you have DEER?!
Yeah, fuckin nuisance, retards will run right out in front of you at night.
>Moose are bigger than my Toyota
Yeah and will kick you to death if you get too close
>Is that a coyote in your city?
Basically big racoons. Shoo them away
>Gets murdered by a bison despite hundreds of signs and warnings not to even approach them
Haha, every fuckin year at least one
>Gets chased around the park by the geese
>Traffic jam on the highway because every retard is stopping to look at the bison on the bison farm
>Rangers have to literally beat asian tourists back with a bat if a bear happens to get close the highway

I often wonder what its like living on a barren continent with no natural places anymore.
Anonymous No.713038427 >>713038490
>>713029371 (OP)
I got lost once
Anonymous No.713038490 >>713038905 >>713039330
>>713038427
what happened, lad?
Anonymous No.713038905 >>713039241
>>713038490
NTA but we had some dumb ass kid play hunter on our property and had the entire county come save his ass even though our property is surrounded by roads on all four sides. It's a mile or two between the roads, but either way. You just pick a direction and stick to it and you're going to come out on a road. Couldn't believe the BS that night.
Anonymous No.713039137
>>713032776
yes.
it's called FLIR and LiDAR
Anonymous No.713039145 >>713039769
>>713029371 (OP)
I dunno how this even happens when since 2004 everyone's had a gps in their pocket basically 24/7.
Anonymous No.713039241
>>713038905
is your peoperty huge?
Anonymous No.713039284
>>713029686
bro give them back lol
Anonymous No.713039303
>>713029686
How are they doing?
Anonymous No.713039330
>>713038490
4chan found me
Anonymous No.713039418 >>713039592 >>713067663
>>713030481
the retards on this board aren't going to understand you
Anonymous No.713039472
>>713035947
Ubishit should have been sued into oblivion by his relatives for raping his legacy.
Anonymous No.713039527 >>713039803 >>713041785 >>713042110
>believing David Paulides, an actual grifter (as in the correct meaning of the word)
more like Retard 411 LMAO
Anonymous No.713039592 >>713047172
>>713039418
does it have to do with some japanese planes?
Anonymous No.713039706
>>713038371
>my le personality is being americabrained
>mutts mutts mutts
>you have no sense of humor
im going to laugh when your "country" is even browner than ours in that 5 sq km
Anonymous No.713039769 >>713039847 >>713042591
>>713039145
>Cityboy doesn't know there are places where the phone's gps doesn't work
Anonymous No.713039786
>>713036304
forests, mountains and caves. People get lost and die
Anonymous No.713039803
>>713039527
I had some experiences
T. EE euro
Anonymous No.713039847
>>713039769
just cuz your phone loses reception doesnt mean the GPS stops working anon.
its not how it works
t.ruralfag thats had to call the flying doctors a couple of times
Anonymous No.713040061 >>713046747
>>713029371 (OP)
>Games where people go fucking missing without a trace?
Anonymous No.713040297
>go hiking
>fall off trail, hit your head and die
>since you are in some bushes and rocks at the bottom of a ravine, nobody sees you
>animals eat your body within a few days
>gg no re

thats all it is, so many places where you take a tumble and its over

even if you tripped and fell somewhere visible, animals would drag you off after you are dead, so thats also gg on being found
Anonymous No.713040620
>>713033061
are they really euros? i wouldnt consider raghead invaders to be euros.
Anonymous No.713041554 >>713041639 >>713042003
>>713029371 (OP)
it's just retards dying in caves
Anonymous No.713041639
>>713041554
sounds like 4chan desu
Anonymous No.713041696 >>713041875 >>713042575
>>713029371 (OP)
ok, now that i'm caught up on 411 and his theory. i don't believe it fully but reading/watching clips of it is fun and at times a bit scary so i'll continue to consume
Anonymous No.713041703 >>713042406
>>713035947
>be several glowies, basically the whole force
>buddy you know is a popular military fiction book writer
>keep *nudge* *nudge* *hint* *hint*'ing at technology being developed to him constantly
>he makes some very basic leaps of logic about what's being developed and writes it into his book, basically gets it spot on
>wait no he wasn't supposed to actually use all this material we kept giving him for his stories
what were they thinking
Anonymous No.713041785 >>713041904
>>713039527
>noooo you cant investigate why these people go missing goyim
Anonymous No.713041875
>>713041696
It's real, my father regularly told me about why he avoids certain vibes in the woods and spent the better part of my childhood ensuring I never ran into the things he saw
Anonymous No.713041904 >>713042148
>>713041785
>investigate
lmao
>goyim
oh, it's a /pol/brown. No wonder it's so gullible. LOL
Anonymous No.713042003 >>713042092 >>713042385
>>713041554
whos taking them to the caves?
Anonymous No.713042092
>>713042003
their feet
Anonymous No.713042110 >>713042219 >>713044527
>>713039527
>why yes I did just walk 14 miles away from my campsite, fold my clothes up and set my rifle on them then drown in the lake naked with no trace
>also I left my 9mm about 6 miles up the mountain in another direction as a prank just like humans do!
Anonymous No.713042148
>>713041904
they believe a retard who was convicted in 1996 for soliciting funds for a fake chairty and pocketing the money. Swiss cheese brains at work
Anonymous No.713042187 >>713042298 >>713042850 >>713046953
What the hell is going on there
Anonymous No.713042219 >>713042725
>>713042110
>why yes I do make up details, leave others out, and gullible morons buy my stories without question
Anonymous No.713042276
>>713029371 (OP)
image too small, can't read
Anonymous No.713042298
>>713042187
cherry picking the missing cases and leaving out the ones that aren't around caves
Anonymous No.713042363
GUIZ I made a map of heatstroke victims in the US
you aren't going to believe this
WHAT ISN'T THE SOUTHWEST USA TELLING US? SKINWALKERS??????211
Anonymous No.713042385
>>713042003
Their cave-dwelling ancestors cry out through their genes, calling them home.
Anonymous No.713042406 >>713044698 >>713048656
>>713035947
>>713041703
Elaborate
Anonymous No.713042454
>>713032776
Your Wal Mart drones don't, but real drones can be equipped with many sensors.
Anonymous No.713042538
>>713029371 (OP)
This is literally just a reverse population map. No shit people are more likely to go missing and not get found in the middle of nowhere.
Anonymous No.713042575 >>713042739
>>713041696
I've been watching a couple youtube channels covering 411 and general missing person cases for like 7 years and they've all gone from believing Paulides might've been onto something to doing their own research and thinking he's definitely full of shit most of the time and often doesn't even follow his own criteria for what constitutes unexplainable, but yeah it's still a very interesting concept and there are like 3 or so cases that are actually really strange.
Anonymous No.713042591
>>713039769
>phone dies
Most people who die out in the middle of nowhere are very unprepared in more ways than one.
Anonymous No.713042639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-D4CQBPpUk
look how many people die on this piece of shit tiny mountain with a fucking train and road that go to the top, and a visitor's center at the summit.
People just forget they re-enter the food chain when they go to the forests and oceans.
Anonymous No.713042725 >>713042881
>>713042219
Explain why they found his firearms 6 miles apart while also being miles away from camp. What kind of hunter just leaves their pistol on the forest floor?
Anonymous No.713042739 >>713054502
>>713042575
Well yes, when you deal with 600k missing people in the US every year (more than HALF A MILLION), several of them are going to be very fucking odd and unexplained. I think there's probably more weird ass urban ones than in the national parks, too.
Anonymous No.713042850
>>713042187
Looking at a map, my best guess is Owens Lake. Apparently it's a dried up lake that causes a ton of dangerous dust pollution. So maybe people go there and die from respiratory problems.
Anonymous No.713042881 >>713042978 >>713042995 >>713050453
>>713042725
Better idea: I listened to Art Bell for years and I'm very familiar with Paul's early claims. Why don't you instead provide a newspaper article or police report showing the folded clothes and gun 6 miles away?
You won't find either because they are bullshit claims.
>prove this thing someone made up
get real
Anonymous No.713042978 >>713043000 >>713043090 >>713043205
>>713042881
How about you tongue my anus nigger faggot? I ain't doing shit for you, explain it or concede pussy
Anonymous No.713042995
>>713042881
he exaggerated paradoxical undressing reports, which does happen but the clothes are not miles away
Anonymous No.713043000 >>713043131 >>713043398
>>713042978
you lose
Anonymous No.713043090 >>713043321 >>713043398
>>713042978
>I give up and can't prove shit
>you should just believe the retard grifter because I say so
yeah, I thought so. Getting fooled by a retard like that must sting, though. Hope you believe in less bullshit going forward; just like 3 braincells applied could save you a lot of embarrassment
Anonymous No.713043131 >>713043398
>>713043000
ANON GET DOWN
THAT NEWFAG MIGHT CALL YOU BROWN AGAIN
Anonymous No.713043205 >>713043398
>>713042978
>gets mad
>"YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS THING SOMEONE MADE UP"
lmao
lol
Anonymous No.713043321 >>713043370
>>713043090
Im the one staying safe within distance of electromagnetic radiation, why would anything sting for me? You're the retard that's gonna end up on a top ten unexplained disappearances video dumbass
Anonymous No.713043370
>>713043321
remember to not jack off in 5 months to get your superpowers back too, dumb fuck
Anonymous No.713043398 >>713043502
>>713043000
>>713043090
>>713043131
>>713043205
Samefag lmao!
Anonymous No.713043420
>>713029686
>david paulides doesn't want you to know this but the hikers in the national parks are free you can take them home. i have 458 hikers.
Anonymous No.713043502 >>713043620
>>713043398
pathetic
Anonymous No.713043565
>>713029371 (OP)
how the fuck are you going to turn up missing. if you turn up, you're not missing.
Anonymous No.713043620 >>713043734 >>713054945
>>713043502
This nigga actually took a screenshot! Bitch it ain't that srs!
Anonymous No.713043734 >>713043827
>>713043620
>oh shit I got fucking destroyed but if I pretend like I was retarded on purpose they might not think I am really retarded
just leaving the thread would be quicker, go missing yourself, you 45 IQ retard
LMAO
Anonymous No.713043827 >>713043983 >>713044058
>>713043734
Why would I care what you think pussy? You took the time to screen shot a post to prove something nobody cares about lmao
Anonymous No.713043983 >>713044281
>>713043827
took less time than your 3 crying posts over people laughing at you being a retard. Now fold them clothes and gtfo, retard
Anonymous No.713044058
>>713043827
OH NO
2 SECONDS TO CLIP
AIYEEE SAVE ME BIGFOOT
Anonymous No.713044150
>>713030483

main screen turn on
Anonymous No.713044212
David Paulides' smartest internet warrior
Anonymous No.713044281 >>713044358
>>713043983
Anonymous No.713044329
>>713030812
Forget that I get lost in my own mind sometimes
Anonymous No.713044358
>>713044281
is that you? No wonder you believe in this retarded shit. You're too fat to go walk in the forest.
Anonymous No.713044439 >>713044523
>xe got so thoroughly destroyed he went to the wojaks
well that was easy, better luck next time
Anonymous No.713044523
>>713044439
Anonymous No.713044527 >>713044981 >>713045184
>>713042110
I assume you're talking about Mark Strittmater. Dude was a depressed drunk, on meds, and also probably drunk on the trip, all details Paulides leaves out of his report
Anonymous No.713044545
>>713030481
Tornado pick em up and send em straight to Oz.
Anonymous No.713044698 >>713050696
>>713042406
he got glowied
Anonymous No.713044713
>>713030812
If your country is smaller than Alaska you have no right to bitch about anyone getting lost.
Anonymous No.713044716
>people who are gullible and just believe stuff that Man On Screen says blindly are wojak posting retards
really makes you think...
Anonymous No.713044979 >>713045225
>>713029371 (OP)
why are you posting an /x/ thread on the video game forum?
Anonymous No.713044981 >>713045337
>>713044527
I mean I've been blackout drunk and never once misplaced even my wallet let alone my weapons and clothes. Why not just OD or shoot yourself?
Anonymous No.713045184 >>713045293 >>713045819
>>713044527
and if that's the one Retardo was talking about, his gun wasn't found "6 miles away", it was found next to his fucking body, as in, it's the thing that lead the people who found his body to it.
Anonymous No.713045225 >>713047058
>>713044979
why are you pretending to be a janny?
Anonymous No.713045293 >>713045528
>>713045184
Re-read the post, he had two weapons and they were found in separate locations
Anonymous No.713045337 >>713045804
>>713044981
that's where the meds come in, he was on two or three opiate withdrawal medications and those don't mix well with alchohol, again all stuff Paulides left out
Anonymous No.713045528 >>713045596
>>713045293
no, it wasn't. No there wasn't. Paulides tried claiming because the body was missing it was aliems or some shit but they found the body 3 years ago. Drunk medicated retard lightly dressed caught in a snowstorm
>HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED
Shit was solved and you retards keep parroting it lmao
Anonymous No.713045596
>>713045528
I unironically see his supporters claim Theyβ„’ put his body back to discredit the movie coming out
Anonymous No.713045690 >>713045936
uh oh... you lost again, going to post more 'jaks? claim samefag again?
Anonymous No.713045769
>>713034270
>Our cities are as big as your fucking countries
Well if you all weren't so fat you would have normal sized cities.
Anonymous No.713045804 >>713046043
>>713045337
So he drowned himself in the lake?
Anonymous No.713045819 >>713045901
>>713045184
I'm pretty sure that anon is mixing details from two separate cases, or just multiple points that're common with the cases, there was a dude named Kory Kelly who lost his gun and it was never found but the guy basically just followed a drainage ditch east out into the sticks instead of west towards civilization (basically just unlucked out on a 50/50 decision) and died from exposure and Paulides likes to protray him as some super competent hunter despite when his companions were interviewed said they had no confidence in him surviving alone in the woods
Anonymous No.713045897
>>713029686
Can I have some of the beef jerky that was undoubtedly on them?
Anonymous No.713045901
>>713045819
>Paulides likes to protray him as some super competent hunter despite when his companions were interviewed said they had no confidence in him surviving alone in the woods
imagine your legacy being your friends calling you an idiot lmao
Anonymous No.713045936 >>713046209
>>713045690
>uh oh... you lost again, going to post more 'jaks? claim samefag again?
Anonymous No.713046043 >>713046167
>>713045804
do you have a name for whatever case you're talking about where all those things happened and he ended up in a lake
Anonymous No.713046142 >>713046472
>>713029371 (OP)
The schizos who think Bigfoot and UFOs are abducting people don't realize how easy it is to get lost and how easily a body can evade even the most thorough searches of an area.
Anonymous No.713046167 >>713046268
>>713046043
No i made everything up to suck paulides cock also im trans if that matters btw
Anonymous No.713046209
>>713045936
you look like that but I say that
Anonymous No.713046268
>>713046167
>im trans if that matters btw
you're posting wojaks; that was a given
Anonymous No.713046328
>>713031315
>go to death valley
>don't die
>sue for false advertisement
Anonymous No.713046472
>>713046142
Nobody said anything about aliens or bigfoot, who are you quoting?
Anonymous No.713046567
>>713032141
Are indonesians really that bad?
Anonymous No.713046747
>>713040061
>walking simulator
I'd disappear too
Anonymous No.713046787 >>713047192 >>713053072 >>713054460
>>713038394

Guys i wish i was born in Canada with all the deers and raccoons instead of Europe with its incredible diversity of cultures, world renowned cities, centuries of history, beautiful natural scenery and culinary delights :(
Anonymous No.713046953
>>713042187
>southwest US
cartel actiivity?
Anonymous No.713047058
>>713045225
just curious
Anonymous No.713047163 >>713047225 >>713047362 >>713047465
>>713031315
>literally named Death Valley
>they underestimate it
What should we have called it then if that wasn't explicit enough?
Anonymous No.713047172 >>713052150
>>713039592
Survivorship bias.
Anonymous No.713047173 >>713057895
>>713036507
30 minute wal only if you knew exactly where the tiny grove was. But she got lost on the most remote section of the entire trail, and inland Maine has some fucking dense forest
Anonymous No.713047192 >>713053328
>>713046787
>incredible diversity of cultures
Yes, we've seen how the most recent ones have 'enriched' you lmao
Anonymous No.713047225 >>713047396
>>713047163
European Extinction Desert
Anonymous No.713047241
>>713031315
I camped in Death Valley as a 9 year old. Euros are lightweights.
Anonymous No.713047362
>>713047163
Nutty Putty Meadow
Anonymous No.713047396 >>713047543
>>713047225
That wouldn't stop them from going there, it would just make them wonder where all the third-worlders are.
Anonymous No.713047438
>>713038394
I worked at a ski resort out in the boonies and the wild animals there were practically community pets. The deer would just walk right up to you, even if your car was running, and look at you expecting a handout. The crows in the area were so fat you'd wonder how they're even flying any more. I think even the (black) bears were starting to get comfy around people.
Anonymous No.713047465
>>713047163
Free Speech Desert. That will keep them out.
Anonymous No.713047543
>>713047396
kek
Anonymous No.713047912 >>713047968 >>713048098 >>713048359 >>713053297
>>713030812
Why are Americans like this? Genuinely embarrassing.
Anonymous No.713047968
>>713047912
kek
Anonymous No.713048098 >>713053297 >>713055140
>>713047912
lol
This is the equivalent of when an American makes fun of British cuisine and the British goes "AT LEAST WE DON'T SHOOT OUR SCHOOLS UP!!!"
Americans tend to be way less banter literate, though, in general. Must be a grim existence.
Anonymous No.713048359
>>713047912
yeah because he knows you can go to jail there for telling the wrong joke KEK
Anonymous No.713048363
>>713030481
/thread
Anonymous No.713048429
>>713029371 (OP)
marauders dev team
Anonymous No.713048512 >>713048738 >>713065287
>>713029686
>They're not missing I have them.
Anonymous No.713048542
>>713033061
They do but they'll go to prison if they say mean things there.
Anonymous No.713048656 >>713050696
>>713042406
read janes autistically, made educated guesses
pretty straightforward
Anonymous No.713048694
>>713030812
I'm just replying to add to the block of replies
Anonymous No.713048738
>>713048512
GEM
Anonymous No.713048769
>>713033061
The op made an /int/ thread to begin with.
Anonymous No.713048793 >>713051940
>>713030812
Sometimes you just gotta put your tards into the forest
Anonymous No.713050453
>>713042881
Look anon. Here I proved screenshot of documents that support his claim. Read and learn to believe
Anonymous No.713050696
>>713048656
>>713044698
Tell me more anons
Anonymous No.713051940
>>713048793
But he and his murdered wife are leafs
Anonymous No.713052150
>>713047172
>ship
but that's a plane
Anonymous No.713052821
>>713030812
>Be Murican
>talk to you faggots all the time online.
>recognize you in games and shit
>befriend you faggots
>talk to people about "buddies" I have overseas
>No one ever fucking knows where any of you are
>Think Europe is a country
>Think Australia is in Europe
>Have no idea where we have military bases
>Don't know where Bay of "America" even is
>Think China is smaller than Texas
>Think Japan is Vietnam
>Have no idea how much Asians hate each other
>Have no idea how much Australia hates China
>Give not a single fuck about any of our foreign allies and literally say "Fuck um! I don't know where the fuck that is anyway!"
>Literally tell me that they know nothing of geography and it was taught by a coach and everyone passed. Told me they watched movies in class instead
Yeah mate I'll actually put my wall of text that muh fellow countrymen are idiots with it.
Can confirm they get lost in their own country because anyone I ask can't even tell me what's 20 miles away and have to use a fucking GPS to go from one fucking town to another.
Anonymous No.713053072
>>713046787
> beautiful natural scenery


Which the latter has more of due to being less densely populated
Anonymous No.713053134
>>713030041
how can drones see a corpse that's already potentially been buried in leaves or other forest detritus? If the person is still alive then sure thermals will get them but wouldn't a corpse just blend into the rest of the forest for the drone?
Anonymous No.713053290
>>713029371 (OP)
Mgsv
Anonymous No.713053297
>>713047912
>>713048098
Why are you so envious over not having nature in your bug man continent
Anonymous No.713053307
>>713036070
kek why is it always German or Dutch tourists in these stories? When I visited Anak Krakatau in 2015 they also told me a story about a dumb German tourist that wanted to get closer to the lava and burned his feet to a crisp. Probably not true but why Germans lol.
Anonymous No.713053328
>>713047192
Well you have only have chinks and jeets
Anonymous No.713053398
>>713032141
>overweight
>dude in image is stick thin

It's like they didn't even try.
Anonymous No.713053637
>>713032271
>Americans don't even have land mines on their trails

What happened to the Land of Plenty?
Anonymous No.713053812
>>713030812
>amerimutts can't take joke
>34% white
>14% black on nonhispanic whites.
so much for freedom of spatulas
Anonymous No.713053998 >>713066480
>>713031315
wiggers are the most scariest subspecies, i don't know how do the europeans deal with them
Anonymous No.713054037
>>713038394
are you only getting city tourists? Almost everyone I know here hunts and I've heard it's even more marked in Eastern Europe. The boar population is a constant worry in my area as they decimate crops every summer. Sure there's no contesting that the USA has incredible natural spots and has enough space in general that preserving those spots is a no brainer, but you're acting like yuros have never seen a wild animal before lol. When I went to Toronto people I met were surprised and sometimes even offended to hear that I hunt my meat.

EU countries are just smaller so we don't have huge natural parks to get lost in but there a few spots left that are genuinely still completely wild you're not allowed in most of them though, which sucks
Anonymous No.713054153 >>713054292 >>713056556
>>713038394
Canadians visit finland and cry about it being too cold.
They also hate how there's no indians everywhere
Anonymous No.713054292
>>713054153
Torontonians I assume.
They're basically a lower lifeform, like the indians themselves.
I know Finland gets even colder than where I live. Edmonton is supposedly the city furthest north with 1million+ population, but plenty of places are further up and colder than here.
Anonymous No.713054460
>>713046787
the only, and i do mean only, good thing about canada is the nature, and even then bc mogs every other province
too bad 90% of the people living here are retarded and the feds keep importing poos to shit up the last good thing about this godforsaken place
Anonymous No.713054502
>>713042739
Wait what, is that misphrased? No way half a million people go missing every year lol, unless by missing you mean they are temporarily lost but are found and are OK now. Half a million is way too high. I'm interested in hearing about any particularly unusual stuff in any case.
Anonymous No.713054934
>>713029371 (OP)
Don't leave the fucking trail. I'm so sick of explaining this to people. STAY ON THE FUCKING TRAIL
Anonymous No.713054945
>>713043620
kek get rekt faggot
Anonymous No.713055140
>>713048098
Do you think that's banter? Grim.
Anonymous No.713055313 >>713055482 >>713056391 >>713058251
>>713031315
my favorite is all the buffalo injuries at yellowstone
also most euros are brown btw especially these days
Anonymous No.713055482
>>713055313
There was a video of some tourists fucking with a moose and instantly finding out posted in one of the /an/ threads this month I think. Wish I saved it
Anonymous No.713055850
>>713034270
that's only true for Luxembourg lol
Anonymous No.713056391 >>713062758
>>713055313
Around here it's brain-eating amoeba. They jump in any ol lake around here like it's something we normally do. Next thing you know their spending 4 months in a hospital. Cracks me up everytime.
Anonymous No.713056556
>>713054153
>They also hate how there's no indians everywhere
the only reason why leafs "tolerate" them is because they'll be thrown in prison if they don't, even if shitting on Indians is the closest that shitting on brown people has ever gotten to being safe edgy

also, it fucking sucks that Australia and New Zealand are also in the same boat as Canada and the fact that mass immigration STILL isn't considered a form of ethnic cleansing is an atrocity in its own right
Anonymous No.713057327
>>713034790
Anonymous No.713057543
>>713030812
Everywhere west of the Rockies, outside of the southwest, has massive forests. Drive an hour in any direction of seattle and you will find a hiking trail that can take you off the grid.
Anonymous No.713057895
>>713047173
I would've thought that was awesome when I was younger, now I would do a 360 and walk away if I saw that.
Anonymous No.713058045
>>713032776
Prove they aren't
Anonymous No.713058251
>>713055313
There was a dog that jumped in to one of those acid lakes at Yellowstone and a guy jumped in to rescue it.
Anonymous No.713059813
>>713029371 (OP)
Do Americans really
Anonymous No.713061072
>>713032141
Kek
It’s always these little faggot cuckolds
Anonymous No.713061552
>>713030481
Florida's farther away from its closest dot though
Anonymous No.713061608
>>713031315
Happens in Arizona all the time. Not just Euros though, any tourist. They'll go and hike a trail in the middle of the summer with a bottle of water. The Park's Service people warn the fuck out of them, signs and fucking ads everywhere. Every fucking year thousands are spent on rescues because families are dying in the middle of a park 3 miles into the trail.
Anonymous No.713062758
>>713056391
unless there were signs saying that there are brain eating amoeba in the lakes i wouldnt have thought about that
Anonymous No.713065129
Western Wisconsin is very comfy actually
Anonymous No.713065245
>>713030481
how does this relate to the OPs image? are you saying theres even MORE missing people in other national parks or something?
Anonymous No.713065287
>>713048512
Anonymous No.713065370
>>713033061
/int/ is just race bait and no bantz nowadays
Anonymous No.713065425 >>713065906
>>713030481
Dumb statement. If a person goes missing, other people often notice. Survivorship bias isn't applicable here because the survivors are the people who were found.
Anonymous No.713065906 >>713066131
>>713065425
more likely theres even more people missing who just had no family to report it
Anonymous No.713066050
>>713030481
Can’t talk about anything without some redditor yapping about fallacies no one gives a shit about.
Anonymous No.713066131
>>713065906
Lonely people still often own property, go to work, and pay taxes. The only people who could truly go missing without anyone's notice are the homeless.
Anonymous No.713066480
>>713053998
Philly needs to be removed from Pennsylvania and be deemed a Territory like DC.
That city is a parasite on the rest of the state.
Anonymous No.713067514
>>713030481
Kek, extremely midwit post.
Anonymous No.713067663
>>713030481
>>713039418
I fully understand what he means, muh easier to see cuz flat while in forests you don't notice thus don't factor that in

fucking retard kys, you are not an intellectual lmao, kys again
Anonymous No.713067778
>>713029371 (OP)
Are texans real
Anonymous No.713068082
>>713034790
This website was built on smug anime girl reaction images and it'll never stop no matter how much you seethe
ayee lmao