>Girl flirts
>Flirt back
>"Woah buddy, you misread that hard, fuck off"
What the fuck is this dogshit writing

You can't just touch a girls thighs bro
You gotta hold hands first

Except thats not what happens

>>713042041 (OP)
OP is genuinely autistic

>>713042342
Bro shut the fuck up

Isn't flirting with her the trigger for her romance? She just wasn't ready to go so fast so soon. She totally digs you the next morning and it goes from there. Like real women.

You didn't think something was off when the only romance in the game was a nigger

>>713042563
>Like real women.
It doesn't work like that irl

>>713042860
Except it does. Women just want the opportunity to shut men down. They want a guy to try something so they can reject them. But then when a man says okay and dips they get butthurt he isn't chasing them. They go on social media and make crashout videos asking where the real men went. Its the same reason they freak out when they give a guy their number but he doesn't call them back immediately. They'll sit there staring at their phone as a day or two goes by

>>713042860
It does though. First they’re caught off guard and kinda scared. Then they sleep on it and realize they have someone new attracted to them. So long as you’re good looking she’ll warm up to you now.

can't wait for all the forced bad endings in cybershit 2

>>713042648
gay little incel

>>713042041 (OP)
git gud you fucken loser

>>713042041 (OP)
she put out for my fem V right there and then

>*put hand on the leg of a girl who is obviously flirting with you*
>whoa buddy you misread that, fuck off
>*pat your buddy on the shoulder in a platonic bro manner*
>gay sex scene starts immediately
Every time.

>>713042041 (OP)
Seems pretty consistent with how women act in current year.

>>713043659
>*pat your buddy on the shoulder in a platonic bro manner*
>gay sex scene starts immediately
It's your fault for playing a homosexual character and talking to a homosexual companion

>>713042041 (OP)
Keep in mind her dad is sleeping in the other room

>>713043950
He got tortured and then got wasted, I think he'll sleep through any sound we make

>>713043659
This has never happened.

>>713043297
brown

The old guy is right in the next room, you're a social retard if you think it's appropriate to make a move in this situation.

>>713044724
She made a move first

>>713042041 (OP)
A good long sleep

>>713044376
>Hey bro, wanna see a magic trick?
>Hell yeah, Gale! What is it?
>The magic trick is gay sex, and you're the bottom

>>713042041 (OP)
actual autist kek

>>713044779
Do you even understand the concept of flirting? No wonder women are afraid of us with retards like you running around.

>>713044779
She expects and responds well to banter, not kissing or sex.

>>713044965
>giving a late night butt massage to Shadowheart
>hear a rustling outside and Gale mumbling about plants loud enough to make sure we hear
>look up, he's directly looking at us through a window
>Shadowheart mouths "what the fuck" to me
>confront him about it later so things aren't weird.
>he smirks and squeezes my shoulder a few times, says he "forgives me"

>later he's organizing ingredients while I look through our supplies
>"... that's an often misunderstood aspect of hyena ears, here take a look at this specimen"
>turn to see his ballsack sticking out of his robe, pressing it flat to look like a "hyena ear"
>he just stares at me smiling like he's won something
>"Yep, good one Gale, got me again"

>>713042041 (OP)
You get your feelings hurt?

>>713045068
it doesnt really matter? You're literally a murderous schizophrenic merc who's killed +100 of her enemies at that point. Lore-wise her refusing is off because of implications

>>713045014
There's another incredibly funny story like that. Right when Baldur's Gate 3 was out and /v/ was diving hard into there was hundreds of instances of anons being "nice" to characters and the game setting them on the romance path because they weren't interpreting the interaction correctly. This happened hilariously around Gale's dialogues to the point that 90% of the complaints here were all about him. lmao

>>713044965
>Turn down Gale
>Glitch on release makes him act like you romanced him anyway
>Game literally forces you into a romance with him

I enjoyed a lot of BG3, but that happening on my first play through really ruined the fun

>>713045356
The characters aren't teenagers, adult women really don't want their first time with a guy to be when an authority figure is right in the next room.

>>713044965
this, also ME3 kaidan and bioware's bullshit lines not translating to the options you were given
>[hey man, you're alright]
>"you look fine to me~~XOXO"
even captcha agrees

>>713045356
why do you know words like schizophrenia or schizophrenic all my friends or people I know don’t talk about shit like this you fucken re tard

>>713045761
Are you literally retarded? Did you even play the game anon?

>>713045556
"glitch"

>>713042041 (OP)
>Only one straight option and it's some bitchy biker bicycle

this game has the worst romance options holy shit.

>>713045890
No one in the setting is good, that's the point.

>>713045890
Panam's fine you fucking retard

>>713045941
thing is this game is fictional and there's already plenty of other hot girls in that game and as a guy I wanna enjoy my fries with some sauce. I've I was able to romance Songbird I might've been able to give a shit about her and her struggles

>>713046213
This nigga wants to fuck a toaster lmaooooooooo

>>713042563
>Isn't flirting with her the trigger for her romance?
This is the same whether you are fem or not.

>>713043659
tbqh gay males are far, far, far easier and far, far, far more promiscuous

I like Judy

>>713042227
>You gotta hold hands first
Fucking degenerate, you’ve gotta wait until marriage for that.

>>713046376
indeed

But touching her thigh is the correct move? You have to be flirty and sexually assertive with Pan Am in order to trigger the sex scene withe her later. If you miss too many chances to flirt she never warms up to you.

>>713046647
Songbird is only satisfied by being penetrated by a long, hard, explosive fragmentation SLAP round fired from the Grad anti armor rifle.

>mam, you'd be cozier with your shoes off
>after a full day in them? that'd be a health code violation!
>nonsense! you deserve to relax!
>oh? what did you have in mind [bitch obviously wanting a foot massage]
>i think you know what kind... [reaches for her ass]
>no, V... let's not...

He could've gotten a drunken footjob

>>713045434
Larian actually patched Gale's dialogue options to make it "clearer" when it was being romantic.

>>713046774
The middle one is the right answer, anon.

>>713046897
Yeah, it was a bit confusing, but I still find cute that anons were innocently being nice and getting into those situations. "Why everyone's so fucking horny", I read it right here lmao

>>713045434
To be fair, his dialogue options were all retarded.
>wanna see a magic trick?
>sure, man
>it is MY DICK!

>hey, don't worry, you're a cool guy
>THEN TURN AROUND AND LET ME RAVAGE YOUR ASS

He's a fucking sexpest

>>713047004
kek

Yeah another reason this game is dogshit.

>>713042041 (OP)
Sometimes a girl flirts but isn't ready to get physical, you're not wrong for trying to push it but she's also not wrong for telling you to back off. Panama still likes V, as evidenced by the fact that she'll easily fuck them afterwards in the tank
You guys gotta stop being so sensitive

>>713046838
I'll sing a song in her bird

>>713047164
>You guys gotta stop being so sensitive
literally just pick the middle option

>>713043297
This will never be your site, reddit faggot.

hypothetical -- how would you feel if gale had been a woman whose 'magic trick' was taking you behind the bushes and showing you her hairy pussy

>>713042041 (OP)
>>713043659
Not that it was wrong but you escalated the situation too quickly and also bad timing and yes there are girls who are comfortable with physical touch that don't see it as flirting

>>713047519
How hairy?

Just like real life. Women are also so dogshit retarded in real life it sounds like a fifth grade teacher taught them how to respond to sexual advances.

>>713042041 (OP)
>He played as a woman.
Panam is for straight male V's only troon.

>>713042041 (OP)
>it is dogshit writing to make a girl flirty and then rebuke you when you reciprocate
but this happens to people all the time irl. also, some flirtatious words is not an invitation to rub someone's thigh, bro.

>>713047604
You should've have pinched your cousin's clit, tardo.

>>713047646
retard

>>713042227
>>713042237
It happens. Blogpost warning.
>ask out a girl at school who was flirting with me and with whom I have great chemistry
>not a date, just asked her to hang out
>while we're hanging out at the park, she asks me to touch her thighs because "I just shaved and they're really smooth :3c"
I need to explicitly clarify that she KNEW I wasn't gay because I had rejected a gay guy she knew. Also, they were really smooth.
>hanging out with her a week later
>actually ask her out on a date to a local festival next weekend
>okay anon :3c
>in the week leading up to the date, we're doing the absolute gayest shit like holding hands between classes when our mutual friends aren't around
>two or three days before the date, she's talking with a female friend about weekend plans
>casually makes plans, in front of me, that conflict with the date
>oh boy, here we go again
>decide I'll just rip the band-aid off and ask her if she's feeling conflicted
>s-sorry anon, I... it's just... I don't know... it's too soon since... etc.
>tell her it's okay, as soon as she's gone I sit down and don't move for a very long time
>go to the festival alone
>mistake
>see all the couples watching the fireflies and having a great time
>get really drunk and wake up on the floor of a train station bathroom after the last train, walk home 10 miles at 3AM
But it's not over.
>realize a week later i still have a trip planned with her and two other friends in a month
>decide I'd rather be diplomatic than back out of a fun summer memory
>have the "we can still be friends" conversation with her yes, I know
>fast forward to the trip, but (1/2)

>>713048129
>while I'm still depressed about it not working out with her, I am genuinely trying to get over her
>god, sensing this, reaches his hand down to specifically troll me
>one of our only plans is a guided diving tour
>the diving instructor is a hot Russian guy, and he's instantly and AGGRESSIVELY flirting with the girl
I'm talking straight up cornball shit, like we asked him to take a picture of our group with a disposable camera and he said, I shit you not, "It's funny, when I look through this, i only see you ;)"
>I'm already gritting my fucking teeth when he tries to invite himself to show us around town (read: get closer to the girl) when we're done
>at this point, I've obviously realized I'm not over her
>but I'm still suppressing it
>i don't remember what i said, but my seething aura was so intense that in the time it took for us to get in the car he had un-invited himself
>god flips a cosmic bit, and what was honestly a massive display of insecurity by me results in her and I having a genuinely good conversation where we're opening up to each other for the first time in months
>but I'm still suppressing it
>that night, we're drinking, talking, dancing, and playing card games
>she's flirting with me again
>we've both been drinking when she takes off her panties and tosses them at me across the table
>just joke, laugh it off, and put them in my pocket because I don't know what to do with them
>but I'm still suppressing it
>she beckons me over as she's getting ready for bed
>she's still trying to flirt with me within sight of our two friends
>very deliberately pull up her bra (it was loose) and tell her I'm not going to do this when she's drunk, and all I want is to get together when we're sober
She gets cold feet again, I get canceled even though multiple witnesses watched me deliberately NOT take advantage of her when we had both been drinking, and I stop asking women out. This was the 4th time I've been rejected this badly too.

>Girl flirts
>Flirt back
>"Woah buddy, you misread that hard, fuck off"

Hey it's just like real life

>>713042563
This. She's scared of losing V if it doesn't work out, so she's scared to commit. She literally spells this out during her next mission I believe (the one with the stolen train)

How were you supposed to know?

>>713044376
Of course it has. For example, the Mass Effect series.

>Visit your friend Kaidan who's at the hospital recuperating.
>"Hey Shepard, want to pound my anal cavity?"

Judy > Panam

>>713048129
>Blogpost warning
I bet you're the type of person who'd unload diarrhea on the floor and think that placing a "CAUTION: LIQUID FECES" sign resolves you from moral culpability.

>What's the matter, anonymous? You've rejected my last three unwanted sexual advances.
>Are you... craving my asshole, perchance?

>>713048129
>She says we can be friends and I promise it won't be awkward
>It get super awkward
>The day arrives
>We all meet at some friend of hers house
>Her friends are all staring each other the moment I walk in
>Oh fuck.jpeg
>We get in
>I try to make some racially charged jokes
>what the fuck was I thinking.gif
>They land
>"Anon, you are a good guy I see why Femanon likes you"
>Her is visibly upset that her friends like me
>Anyways
>We stop for some doritos and dew on the way
>Her friends step outside
>We stay in the car
>Manage to spend sometime alone with her
>She is still feeling vulnerable
>Enough is enough
>Ask her directly "DO YOU WANT FUCK NOW!"
>She looks at me in the eye and then starts to growl
>What the fuck?
>I rip her clothes off and HOLY FUCK SHE IS BEAR
>I get the fuck out of the car with my pants soiled in piss
>She follow the piss track
>I run into the woods thinking she could not find me there
>I keep running
>I see her friends in the distance
>I wave at them for help
>They turn around and become bears as well
>What?!
>I wake up
>I am still in the bathroom floor of the trainstation
>trainstation 5 HAS NO GAMES

>>713042227
>touch left thigh
>"ew gross no"
>touch right thigh
>"oh yeah baby"
>touch left thigh
>"oh yeah baby"
I was not expecting real life to be a literal Meet'N'Fuck game

>>713048674
JESUS CHRIST A BEAR GET OUT OF THE CAR

Romance in western games is written 100% with spite. It's just shit writers venting their past relationship problems or trying to lecture the audience.
You will never have an actual sincere love story in a western game.

>role playing game
>cant force her to give you a footy

>>713047004
I remember someone complaining about this exact thing and they got multiple people laughing at them.
>I genuinely thought he just wanted to show me magic!
I said they wold be an easy lay if they were a woman.

>>713046520
that ain't a gay man, that's an ntr antagonist. You got your genres mixed up.

>>713048834
While you are correct about a lot of them, you can indeed have a decent or even a good romance in a western game.
>tfw all these games do is make me sad that the chance of me ever getting a waifu to produce me a child is slim

>>713048216
you got canceled for being the gay faggot who refused to have sex with the girl who was coming on strong.

>>713042041 (OP)
>mod game
>panam flirts
>click hardcore sex option
>panam chokes on my cock
oh yea, it's cyberpunk 2077ing time.

>>713049513
>have sex with drunk girl
Canceled for sexual assault
>don't have sex with drunk girl
Canceled for being a gay faggot

It's hard out there for a gay faggot rapist...

>>713049821
It's better to ask forgiveness than permission.

Do you guys really not understand the concept of a girl flirting with you but not immediately wanting you to pin her down and rail her right there and then?

>>713049934
I see. Thank you, Confucius.

>>713049934
It's better to be called a faggot than end up in jail.

>>713042041 (OP)
Sounds realistic

I didn't even know cyberpunk wasn't playersexual like every other game until I got cucked, I was genuinely surprised

>>713049950
*stops pinning you down and railing you*
huh, i never thought of it that way

Enter

>>713050267
What does playersexual mean? That thing where every NPC is willing to fuck the player character to gratify the player, barring some sort of colossal fuck-up? Yeah, that shit's cringe. I feel like New Vegas handled it well especially considering how hard people seethe about Cass not fucking the PC, and instead fucking a random NCR soldier in the one ending where she intended to.

>>713050267
I am stuck between wanting to fuck the best girl regardless, and not wanting to be with a degenerate.

>>713042041 (OP)
I don't see much of the appeal in panam, probably because she's too much like my sister irl
>inb4 but muh incest
miss me with that shit
I'm a mom/son only kinda degenerate, not a sisterfucker

I remember a girl flirting with me once and asking if we could hangout after school.

But I was too autistic to get it so I said no because I really wanted to play Warcraft 3 with the bros.

>>713048674
based

>>713045890
Anon how could you possibly forget River

>>713050345
I wish this character had romance options, or her own expansion/dlc.

>>713050409
yeah it basically means that what your player is has no baring on any of the romances
i.e the romances in Divinity original sin 2 are playersexual since they don't care if your male/female/human/skeleton/etc, and the only thing that can really disqualify the player for romance is usually something story related to that character specifically
the romances in mass effect 2 aren't though, since you can't romance Tali as femshep for instance thus objectively proving femsheps inferiority to TRUE Shepard

>>713047519
If heshe ain't a frog I ain't interested

>>713044965
>For my trick I am going to make my cock disappear!... into your asshole.

>high school
>hang out with smelly black girl every day at lunch
>not because we were friends but because we just chose the same spot to sit
>in a side hall in front of the janitor's closet
>always making nasty jokes about her body
>i say nothing and play mario kart ds
>in hindsight we were both probably autistic
>months go by
>she still smells
>maybe i did too
>only a few weeks left in the school year
>one day just out of the blue she asks if i want to see her butt
>have no reaction
>say yes
>she immediately pulls her pants down
>there it is
>she spreads her butt, winks her asshole at me, and puts some fingers in
>diamonds
>she pulls her pants back up, we say nothing
>never see her again
that is why i'm an ass man

>>713048129
>>713048216
Your issue is this girl was clearly a retarded whore. High school? I dated a girl like this, waste of time.

>>713050517
You made the right call

Why are the women in this game such pieces of shit?

>>713045434
Larian literally changed it because there was literally no sexual undertones.
If I ask a person if they want to see a magic trick, they dont immediatley think " oh boy we are having sex!"

Same shit with Halsin. During the party you literally just tell him to ease up and have fun. Next day you have a dialogue apologizing for coming on to hard.
Like wtf? How the fuck is that coming on to someone?

>>713050037
Why not both?

>>713050812
Every man deserves some bizarre, planets aligning shit like this

>>713042227
>Hand holding
Fucking pervert

>>713048129
>>713048216
The state of greentexts nowadays is disappointing.

>>713051210
Greentexting used to be a art

>>713048216
contextually pretty clear you were safe to engage there
why wouldnt you want to get with her when you were both drunk just because you wanted to when you were both sober too

>>713050969
Take out "the" and "in this game"

Is there a single soul that likes river?

>>713048216
>I'm not going to do this when she's drunk
She took that as a rejection. You're really bad at handling other people.

>flirt with smelly fujo girl throughout all of middle school
>she continually tells me that her true love is whatever pretty boy fictional character she was in to and she will never date me
>fast forward to end of year school trip to amusement park
>I get on a roller coaster with her and just grab her hand without saying anything
>she lets me hold her hand for the next 4 hours as we walk through the park and never comments on it at all
>summer break happens and I forget about her
>first year of high school i see her in the hallway on the first day
>her mom is with her and she lights up smiles and points at me, I read her lips and it's something like "is that him?"
>i give an awkward wave, speedwalk past, and never speak to her ever again
I wonder if I was the only male attention she ever got lmao.

>>713051514
He just comes off as incredibly pathetic, made me understand why women hate nice guys

>>713050517

>>713051514
I like River. His quests are good and he's a good lad. I don't play games to romance NPCs. River, Reed, Takemura, Johnny, Judy and Brendan are my niggas.

>>713051652
This. River was a chill dude.

>>713050517
Baaaased

>>713051652
I want to like takemura but most of his missions feel like a slog

>>713050037
>if I have sex with a girl who's clearly initiating it and even have witnesses to back it up, I might go to jail!
you really are a cucked faggot aren't you lmao

>>713051995
takemura gets like 2 missions though

>>713051590
>I get on a roller coaster with her and just grab her hand without saying anything
>she lets me hold her hand for the next 4 hours as we walk through the park and never comments on it at all
what how can she not comment on it after 4 hours
I don't think this story is true

>>713050589
That nigga ZESTY. I thought he wanted V to bust his crust when we went up to the water tower.

>>713052935
We talked like we always did, we were just holding hands. She never brought it up, never mentioned the fact that I grabbed her hand. She just let me hold her hand the entire time. When we had to go back to the bus and leave I just let go of her hand and we went home.

>>713042041 (OP)
just like in irl

>>713052987
Lmao fair point

>>713051360
Because some of us aren't walking boners with zero impulse control, anon. Just because a situation might seem “safe” doesn’t mean you automatically greenlight it. Sober attraction doesn't override drunken consent issues—it's about respect, not just opportunity.

>>713054067
This post is incredibly gay, but if you were canceled for not thinking with your dick in that context, you were going to be canceled for giving in too. In the end, the only correct choice is:

>>713042041 (OP)

>>713052935
I've had plenty of occasions of something like that not being commented on

>>713045743
Lmao

>>713042041 (OP)
You need to touch grass retard

>>713048129
>>713048216
tl;dr is "I could have had sex but im a retard" desu

>>713045434
you obviously didn't play at launch, the responses were:

>yes I want to have sex with you
>no[yes] I want to have sex with you
>holy shit kill yourself gale

there was no in-between you either randomly insulted him or agreed to gay sex, it was pretty stupid

>>713042041 (OP)
you were supposed to rub her left shoulder first

>>713056612
>tl;dr is "I could have gone to prison but im not a retard" desu

>>713046170
Nah, Panam would be terrible to live around long term. Her temper tantrums are not worth it.

>>713048129
>>713048216
Your situation is nothing like that anon you quoted. You’re a fucking beta and deserve everything that happened. Man the fuck up and be assertive for once. I mean this with love, stop being a fucking passive pussy and take some initiative. Every interaction you just exemplified could’ve been handled better, and not in a cringey douchebag way, but in an assertive masculine way.

>>713042227
Meet n Fuck prepared me for this :)

>>713048129
>>713048216
holy shit you are retarded

My only horrible experience with flirting/girls
>Find girl at local movie club
>Get along pretty well
>Go out and watch a few movies together, having dinners as well
>Find out from mutual friend that she is a lesbian
>Lose contact, never go to the movie club again
Wife is bi, but that just means we can both appreciate eye candy.

>>713048638
Right, he should be considerate of people who cannot help but bend down and eat shit whenever they see it, people like you.

>>713059696
..bro, you were in
"""""""""lesbians""""""""" are a dime a dozen

>>713048216
>"you did WHAT to her anon?"
>I dunno dude, she threw her fuckin panties at me, it woulda been rude if I didnt
>*skateboard away*
it's just that easy, anon

>>713059696
every woman is a lesbian

>>713059060
no you don't understand
he would have been instantly arrested for rape and buttfucked in prison if he even kissed a drunk girl

Pussy ain't that important.

>>713042227
>holding hands
What if she gets gregnat

>>713060140
I can't skateboard though

>>713061014
you just stand, anon
it rolls itself

Are you nerdy looking? Do you have glasses? Do you have long hair? Are you all practicality and no style? Are you autistic? Do you listen to music you can’t dance to?

If yes, that’s your issue.

The worst thing about this shit game is I have to play a woman to get anything close to a good piece of ass.
And I'd rather just fuck the robot girl outside the nightclub anyway

>>713043659
You choose the gay sex you have

>>713061640
You need to be 18 or older to post here. Adults don’t skate. If you’re an adult, it’s too late to play catch up with young girls. Settle for moms.

how can anyone think this goblina is attractive

>>713050345
>>713061778
That’s not a robot. It’s just a woman with really cheap body mods. She couldn’t afford the realistic new skin. Also she’s a lesbian.

>>713043659
Why dragon age why.
Actually written by fucking femcels.
I have black friends these mother fuckers compliment eachother on the gayest shit and would scrap if you implied it was.

>>713061851
because it's the only straight woman in the game

>>713061653

>>713049128
You are maladjusted. There's is nothing sexual about someone asking to show a magic trick. Then in a world of magic, players are going to be interested in the capabilities of actual magic.

>>713061903
>Also she’s a lesbian.
Yeah well in cyberpunk so am I apparently so wheres the mod, I don't want to fuck mexican trailer trash!

>>713061903
>She couldn't afford the realistic new skin
Better like this, I want to see the fucking seams and rivets

give me joints or give me death

How do I stop preferring chubby and fat women?
Cyberpunk has good bigger woman NPC models btw

>>713048216
The world needs less cowards
Go kys

>>713042041 (OP)
Real men don't flirt back
Be better be real men

>>713047164
You talk like a fag

Reading that one anon's blogpost, I'm glad the scene was different in mid 2000s to mid 2010s. If you felt bad about fucking someone, you were ashamed for a small time and after that it either became a legend or a joke. Sounds like nowadays you can get accused of rape if she/he regrets afterwards lmao

>>713061987
The moxies are clearly feminist lesbians.
>>713062013
It’s true. You can even read about different surgeries and gene modifications. It mentions a 60 year old man looking like a teenage prettyboy and making his girlfriend’s peers jealous at her office. Furries are also canon, though not seen in the game.

>>713062320
This is why you don’t fuck alternative or geeky girls. If she looks like part of a subculture these days, she’s probably molested by her dad. Back then, the worst you had was an emo girl who fucked your neighbor after you fucking her. Today, you just know a girl who looks like Billie Eilish is going to be a problem.

>>713062320
pretty much

How do I know if a girl is genuinely flirting or just playing me like a god damn video game fiddle?

>>713062329
>The moxies are clearly feminist lesbians.
Don't xssume my xender shazbot. I'll fluidly change to any gender and ideology that gets me some sweet sweet cyberpunk puss.

>>713062597
Are you handsome? If yes she's flirting, if no she's playing you.

>>713062648
The axe logo is a feminist logo. I’m sure they’ll know if you’re LARPing as a woman to infiltrate their puss.

>>713062597
Uh you make a move and it either works out or you don't talk to her anymore.
Anything else is mental jujitsu and/or cuckoldry.

>>713062709
Anon women aren't very smart.

>>713054067
More people need to be like you, but they aren't, which is why the world sucks.

>>713046838
Hansen fucked her so doubt it's that hard

>>713062824
Yet they know when a man is unattractive.

>>713062992
Because other women tell them what to think.
Go for the mother goose in any pack of women, there's always one, louder than the rest.

>>713062658
How do I know if I'm handsome? inb4 when girls flirt with you

>anon fucks a drunk girl with someone seeing she's drunk
>damn bro you're fucking retarded of course you were going to get canceled
>anon pivots out of fucking a drunk girl with someone seeing she's drunk
>damn bro you're fucking retarded and a pussy
i want to go back to a time when men weren't afraid of having sex

>>713048216
Life isn't for cowards and this just proves it even further

>>713050517
Kek. Now this is a believeable story. Bonus points if you told her why you did not want to come

>>713061778
No you don't reprogramming judy is literally one console command away

>>713063214
>anon doesn't want to play games with whores
>WOW YOU'RE SUCH A PUSSY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WASTE ALL YOUR ENERGY ON THIS BITCH

>>713063948
>Cyberfunk doesn't allow you to coom onto whores
dropped

>>713063948
What games simulate the experience of being taken for a ride by a crazy bitch?

>>713048129
>>713048216
for the record 'she KNEW i wasnt gay because she saw me reject a gay guy!' doesnt work at all, most straight people dont have gay people asking them out, much less in public

>>713051360
that's how you get a rape charge

>>713065290
>reject one homo
>this shows that I am not homo
???

>>713065382
you might be rejecting him because hes not your type retard, you seem to have 0 clue about any social occurences beyond what is directly infront of you, again, if a gay guy is asking you out at all it already makes you gayer than 80% of the people in your class (in the perception of others)

>>713065379
only when they find her body

Humiliation ritual game

>>713042041 (OP)
A reverse Anders?

>>713059413
>rubs arms
>rub ankles
>rub thighs
>rub stomach
>rub boobs
>sex time

>>713059696
>Swingers
You people are shit especially if you look sleaze.

>>713063074
You mean the fat one? The fridge that protects the snacks?

>>713067243
Clarification: Not swingers, just get to appreciate the look of women, not wanting to fuck 'em.

>>713042041 (OP)
>What the fuck is this dogshit writing
This is good writing actually. Women make no sense.

>>713048129
>>713048216
Please refer to the lyrics of this song next time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSflCd2l1T0

>>713054432
kek

>>713068358
I, too, discovered this band playing GTA Vice City.

>>713043297
kill yourself

>>713042041 (OP)
Flirting is like sparring. You only give as much as you're willing to take and both sides try to balance around that while inching forward a bit at a time. You don't escalate hard unless you're sure the other side is ready or they escalated hard first. And going for the girl's thigh is the equivalent of her grabbing your cock. That's a lotta escalation unless you're already swapping spit.

Of course different people have different standards, but part of not being a retard is trying to read the signs and adjust to the partner. Sometimes your partner is the retard, but then you just have to move on.

>>713042041 (OP)
>She says her feet stink
Why are women such cockteasing cunts?

>>713042041 (OP)
>>Girl flirts
>>Flirt back
>>"Woah buddy, you misread that hard, fuck off"
this is excatly how girls behave

>>713042041 (OP)
You were supposed to get drunk and fuck like animals like the true redneck white trash. Not touch her thighs like a creepy pervert fuck.

>>713070983
>And going for the girl's thigh is the equivalent of her grabbing your cock.
no, it's not, you massive retard

>>713048447
Is the sequel out yet?

>>713042041 (OP)
You rubbed the left thigh before the right thigh

Roomie mistake

>>713042041 (OP)
I still can't believe that cop wasn't gay.

CDPR is dominated by dyed hair females and their orbiters, what did you expect

>>713070983
More important question is are foot massages flirting or not

>>713044376
happened to me in one of the dragon age games some dude opened so I just picked the supportive thing then gay sex the writers of these games dont understand men

>>713042041 (OP)
Why do you have to be so autismal?

>>713045890
I thought she was a tranny
never played this shit game

>>713074551
Anything can be flirting if set the mood.

>>713049128
Except I'm not a chick, he's not a real man, and campfire out in the woods surrounded by recently deceased monsters isn't a fucking sleazy bar you dumb false equivalence faggot.
All you faggots are the fucking problem in the first place sex should've never been in a fucking RPG and now every shitty tumblr fanfic maker thinks they're a real writer because they shit out the worst romances ever put to paper in a CRPG

>>713074818
someone post that autistic anon spreadsheet about smash moves and one-liners

>>713061653
>Do you listen to music you can’t dance to?
You can't dance to rap yet wiggers listen to that shit all the time

>>713042041 (OP)
>dogshit writing
it's called "woman brain"
actually quite convincing

>>713048216
The other anons are saying you're a coward but let's be real here; if you had fucked her while you were both drunk and she's been flip-flopping on whether she actually wants you or not - you had a good chance of getting landed with a rape accusation.
If feel bad for you for not being able to get with the girl but ultimately you saved your ass.

>>713075359
Lmfao I remember this shit

Forget about women. Let's talk about wipeout music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmXTT6rQH0w&list=PLogxMGHnSMnsjj5GveFV5eEjLC8EvsCm1

>>713076262
Yeah I dunno why anons here are so flippant about it, do they not remember the last decade+ of false rape allegations and stupid shit like "enthusiastic consent"?

>>713048129
>>713048216
I want my reading effort back

>>713042041 (OP)
>>713042041 (OP)
play the game you fucking moron. you end up fucking in a cybertruck

>>713077552
fuck you the basilisk is way cooler than a shitty cybertruck

>>713042041 (OP)
>"Hey next time I try to do something stupid you need to stop me."
>Try to stop her from doing something stupid.
>"FUCK YOU GO CHOKE ON SCAV DICK"
>Never see her again.
Come to think of it Judy had a terrible idea too. Is that supposed to be the "punk" part of the game, every character having the drive to improve the world but havingto go about it the most dumbfuck ineffective way likely to get people killed?

>>713042041 (OP)
This reminds me of how shit dialogue in BG3 was on release and probably still is where even the most simple nice option would somehow initiate fucking. The retards defending it with "gotta read between the lines" were just the cherry on the shitcake

>>713071082
bro...

>>713054067
I respect your choice anon. I was out on some teambuilding shit and I had a girl cozying up to me in bed. She was high and drunk, kept trying to get me to fondle her ass which i did, but ultimately I stopped it there.
Still think back on it now and then, because I'm an autistic permavirgin, but I'd like to think I made the right call.

>>713042860
It literally does, especially if they're BPD

>>713043118
Should be important to note this only works if you get interest from other women. If no one wants you it's the biggest ick for a woman, even worse than being broke.

>>713042041 (OP)
girls flirt with every above average men all the time, it's their default state
doesn't actually mean they want to fuck you

>>713077228
4chan is not real life

>>713078878
>f they're BPD
That's not a thing outside the us

>>713047004
That is literally all gays. They are rapists and groomers and paedophiles.

They cannot breed more gays, so they HAVE to TAKE your children and rape them crazy faggoted.

>>713048216
>>713048129
You dodged a bullet. That is about a billion fucking drama manufacturing shit tests just to fuck with you. She qas mindfucking you because it was FUN to string you along. You idiot. She's a class A crazy bitch.

>>713049934
You're retarded.

>>713062439
There are no unicorns. ALL women are crazy now.

>>713045890
>no corpo waifu
shit game

>>713048216
>>713048129
>she asks me to touch her thighs because "I just shaved and they're really smooth"
>casually makes plans, in front of me, that conflict with the date
>she takes off her panties and tosses them at me across the table
>she's still trying to flirt with me within sight of our two friends
Whore redflag count: 4

>decide I'll just rip the band-aid off and ask her if she's feeling conflicted
>go to the festival alone
>get blackout drunk
>decide I'd rather be diplomatic than back out of a fun summer memory
Idiot flag count: 4

You were kind of a pussy and made some mistake, but you probably dodged a bullet there in the long run. You just gotta get back up and try again with someone less of a whore.

>>713049950
>he doesn't imagine life together with every girl that smiles at him
Newfag.

>>713049950
they desire this with chads only

>>713050517
a girl i had a crush on, told me after school that she wants to see my room, but i said no because i lived like a goblin

i saw her in the park at night and i went to her and drunkenly kissed her on the forehead and left. then the next day at school she told a group of girls plus our teacher what happened and then said she enjoyed it

its no wonder im 27 and never had a gf

>>713058807
That's a self-correcting problem in the game, though.