Why does nu-tendo get away with smaking bad, low effort games?

fun

Nintendo games have gameplay. Next question. Do you get mad at the graphics of sodoku or crossword puzzles?

>>713048365 (OP)
Ryse looks like shit even by 2013 standards

>>713048365 (OP)
The main story of bananza will definitely be more than 4 hours
And realism != effort, see any unreal engine slop

>>713048592
>Nintendo games have gameplay

>>713048365 (OP)
Why are you such a retarded tranny?

>>713048365 (OP)
whats that walking sim on the top? seems like most of the playtime just walking very slowly while crouched down a little

>>713048365 (OP)
You misspelled bonanza in your pic.

>>713048678
I'm still not sure if this webm is satire or not

>>713048678
Correct. Nintendo games have gameplay.

>>713048770

Ryse, a game so good it died with the first entry and hasnt been talked about once, till this thread was created.

>>713048965
Both are shit

Shove your gmod nuts & bolts gameplay up your ass, niggertendie.

>>713048965
KEK

>KEK

>>713048365 (OP)
Fidelityfags cry when a game isn’t hyper realistic and lacks any and all style.

>>713049061
meltie ^_^

>>713049061
You got dunked on by >>713048965

>>713049192
reddit

>>713049272
sametranny

>>713049289
^_^

>>713049061
>>713049136
>>713049289
>>713048678
Total Eric meltdown

>>713048640
You're literally retarded.

>>713049347
Gonna cry lil bro?

>>713048965
nigga got BTFO

>>713048965
BTFO

>tendie nigger having another meltie and sametrannying again

>>713048965
KEKAROOO

>>713049653
See >>713049351

>>713048365 (OP)
Might as well ask here: why has Ryse’s gold microtransactions been free since at least 2020? I’m just curious because I’ve never seen a company do that. Was that some kind of attempt at getting goodwill from the fans? Or was it some kind of fuck you to Microsoft by taking away their cut of any microtransactions related profits?

>>713049653
You'll survive champ

>>713048365 (OP)
Because tendie cultists always consome Nintenslop but forget about them pretty quickly

E won.

>>713048965
DELETE THIS!!

>>713049794
Outsold bloodborne 5:1

>>713048365 (OP)
Show me an ass that's more perfect than Gear 4 Donkey Kong and maybe you'd have an argument

>>713049861
>Tendiejeet cultists prefer Ningoyslop instead of fine dining
Imagine my shock

>>713048965
Eric bros............our response?

>>713049794
Can you at least screenshot the current Twitch numbers instead of using the same fucking picture for years?

>>713049061
>the gameplay is bad because...because...fuck you I don't like it
OK

>>713049936
Is that problem for you lil trollbroskie?

>>713049894
I dunno Bubba, something about this kong seems mighty peculiar

>>713049794
>>713049936
You lost, eric

>>713048592
>Nintendo games have gameplay.
Running jumping man
Pong has gameplay.

>>713048965
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

>>713048365 (OP)
Ryse mentioned. Titus, get the crucifix.

>>713050083

All 4chan boards need IDs

>>713050260
I 100% agree. Also flags. Anti-tendies wouldn't last a day.

>>713048365 (OP)
They're well aware of the overzealousness of their fanbase.

>>713050260
They got rid of the IP counter and you expect them to add ID?
Highly doubt it they would be willing to do it

>>713050260
Then tendie trannys won't be able to sametranny anytranny

>>713048965
Ericschizo is samefagging hard to this post

>>713048365 (OP)
I've never heard of Ryse Son but I've heard of Donkey King

>>713050586
Yeah bro that's the problem with this board, people shitting up your blatant console war troll threads. KEK what a fucking clown you are.

>>713048640
Get new eyes

>>713050621
You'll survive champ

>>713050260
That would expose just how few people actually make most of the posts.
Why do you think they got rid of the IP counter? hiro/RapeApe want the schizo spam to give the illusion of activity.

>>713048965
I personally like shooting a stake from the goal to the Korok, then glueing the korok to the stake and finally using recall to make the stake rewind back to the goal

>>713050779
you won't chimp

>>713049192
Wow so fun. And when you’re not just wiggling the controller to make a webm to post online?…

>>713048640
It is literally the first big AAA game to ever use PBR and remained on the cutting edge of graphics for that entire console generation. Retard.

>>713051393
Why's that?
>>713051393
>Wow so fun!
It is!

>>713051393
Don't call people chimps, you chimp.

>>713048365 (OP)
>smaking
Buy an ad, saar.

>>713051691
If you're a retard then I guess playing with rocks could be fun too

>>713048365 (OP)
>4 hours

>>713052186
>no one knows what you're saying
Your ESL is smaking through the screen, bro. Reboot the sentence and try again.

>>713048365 (OP)
Parental replacement.

>>713052193
Looks like I'm still buying the game so your thread didn't work. Sorry.

>>713049861
Outsold TotK 10 to 1

>>713054735
I don't care lmao. GTA5 is one of my most played games on my PS4 and Series X lmao.

>>713048640
Based and troo. Anyone disagreeing was too young to play it at release.

>>713054874
seething

>>713048965
looks boring

>>713055446
You need level 3 autism to enjoy it

>>713049192
This reminds me so much of that goober with his switch s oyfacing and doing mario jumps.

>>713050836
this
Have you even seen the blatant Onirism general? There's no way that jannies don't see the big-name schizos at this rate, every meta thread talks about the same losers, and everyone can agree about which specific retards are making the board worse, yet jannoids and mods do not give half a fuck. Shit's dead, and we're all just zombies.

>>713055356
Lol

>>713054874
>suddenly doesn’t care about sales when it doesn’t fit his narrative
could you at least try to have some self respect?

>>713048365 (OP)
>main story 4 hours
Holy shit wait a minute- dk is only 4 hours long? Is this true? If it is, that is fucking egregious, nintendo charging full price for that. I don’t care how much optional side content is has, 4 hour main story is indie level and a total rip off.

>>713049463
>>713050756
>>713051617
Is this ironic? Nobody gave a shit about ryse even back then. Why are you pretending to care about it now

>>713055787
I do care about sales. GTAV is better than Zelda. What now?

>>713056093
I asked you not to drag the human race down. I didn’t ask you for your retarded opinion

>>713056159
Cool. Bye!

>>713050083
Yes.

>>713051617
never heard of it

>>713049036
>Ryse, a game so good
Fuck movie games. Glad it's dead.

>>713055896
It’s 100% ironic, anon. Nobody treated Ryse like some hidden gem masterpiece back then, it was the textbook example of a launch title tech demo—looked nice for five minutes then put you to sleep. The sudden “actually it was kino” revisionism is just the current flavor of board schizo nostalgia. Give it a month and they’ll be calling Knack a misunderstood classic too.

>>713048365 (OP)
I don't want realism but I wish with everything in me that they would stop putting that awful haze in every game.

>>713055896
>>713057497
Nobody said anything about it being good. They just said it had great graphics, which it did.

Wasn't Ryse that piece of shit Kinect game?

>>713057686
Who cares? It sucks.

>>713057686

It looks like a PS2 game.

How is your stupid ass not able to find a game with good graphics that's better than fucking Ryse? What a retarded choice of game to make this comparison with. At least post something good.

>>713048365 (OP)
>one is a linear cinemaslop game at 30fps
>the other is an open, destructible 60fps
Here's your (You) you ragamuffin.

>>713048770
(You) get a (You) too, retard.

>>713048365 (OP)
>using Ryse to console war against Nintendo
bait used to be believable

>>713057847
That's the entire context you nerd. Graphics.

>>713057941
Ok retard.

>>713048640
I'm baffled that it's a Crytek game. How the fuck did they go from Crysis to THAT?

>OP looks at that direct and thinks they didn't put effort into the game.
What are you smoking, anon?

>>713055896
>Ryse looks like shit says an anon
>another anon brings up a completely different opinion on Ryse and how mid the game was
>is this irony?
No anon it is called retardation because you missed the point of my insult so badly extra chromosomes can't be ruled out.
>>713057497
No, just stop being autistic for once and pay attention to what someone says.

>>713060091
He is smoking hatred, rage, fear, panic, because he knows that the inevitable will take place in the Mario franchise.

>Everyone laughing at Ryse and the Xbone was over a decade ago.
alright i'm out

>>713057497
Yeah I saw more /v/irgins making fun of the actual gameplay than commenting on the graphics at its time. Nobody really doubts Crytek's ability to make a pretty game, but rather an actually good one.

>>713048760
Why is Link's smoke screaming?

>>713050260
Absolutely. I'm glad a few of my 4chan communities maintained a presence on 8ch, get some actual good discussions there.

>>713060576
The gameplay is boring and repetitive, the set pieces are very linear, the custscenes and graphics are God tier for 2013.
It was like Crysis without fun nano suit silliness.

why is the only argument nintendofags have just sales?
even if you say you like older nintendo games more they lash at you because it implies you don't want Nintendo Ltd. to make sales and money with their new games
spiritual investing is a disease

>>713048365 (OP)
Ryse Son of Rome only has the main story, DK not only is not out yet but has a lot of side content.

>>713049192
>>713049350
>characters do a lot of dancing in game
>don't get it until you hear that soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hW8mKge0tA

>>713048365 (OP)
>tech demo circa 2014
>tech demo circa 2025

>>713048965
>left is 2 minutes
>right is 1 minute + using resources that would of taken over a minute to get
Lefts still faster.

>>713048640
still looks better than any modern nintendo title, so you're saying nintendo isn't just 12 years behind but 12+?

>>713048965
2bh i think it's really boring when you have a very simple, low challenge goal and infinite capability/options to solve it, i have more fun having a fine-tuned but limited selection of abilities that i need to coordinate to solve a seemingly monumental task, since i feel more creative stringing together abilities in ways the devs didn't intend, rather than just doing boring things like stitching thing A to thing B in a way the devs specifically programmed for
what i'm saying is, i didn't enjoy botw at all

>>713049061
Oh Eric dont you get tired of having constant melties?

Fuck nu-tendo

713048365
713048678
>nogamestranny (ngtranny, aka actranny)
>is the faggot spamming every fucking thread with
>muh heckin 4hours game
>in every thread
I'm not even shocked.
Great for it to be confirmed.
I hope you kill yourself tomorrow.

>>713048640
>t. Gaul

713049061
seethe ngtranny.

713049794
mald. dilate. pop a blood vessel.

>>713048365 (OP)
Mindless consumer base heavily driven by nostalgia. Next

>>713050083
Pong is great though.
What's your problem with pong?

>713066383
>713066429
>713066318
Cultist alert

>>713051393
You already chose your pitiful end.

People will still be talking about DK:B in 8 years.

Literally nobody has EVER cared about Ryse

>>713054075
Well no shit.
It's retardos newest ragebait and you faggots keep falling for it.
So stop.

>>713066562
That's right it's actually 50 hours of 'content' digging through dirt saar

>>713060186
almost correct.
it's just ngtranny on his long standing hate campaign against Nintendo.

>>713066353
gaius julius fucking lost

713066628
stay made nogamestranny.
You wasted 15 years raging about nintendo to no effect.
No one likes you. You never been right.
Never made a coherent argument.
Die alone shitbag.
Gash.

>>713050370
All boards need IDs and flags. /pw/ is insufferable since it's the same three faggots pretending to be 200.

>>713048365 (OP)
AW HELL NAH! We acting like ryse was even a little good now?

>>713066791
>compares shit 1 to shit 2
>wow are you saying shit 1 was actually good??
chat is this real

>>713066668
>Vercingetorix gets completely fucking dabbed on at the Battle of Alessia and get occupied for the next century or so
>meanwhile, Gaius Julius goes home and runs the table in the Civil War to become Caesar
Don't know what losing looks like to you anon, but HE WON

>>713066383
>>713066429
>>713066519
>>713066562
falseflag huh? what is with the unrelated webm spam?

>>713066887
>gets stabbed in the back
>by your own sworn brother of all things
Pretty sure that'd be losing.

713066891
>How DARE you post gameplay on /v/
>REEEEEE
nigger faggot. go back to tonguing nigger anus.
Nintendo owns the industry.

>>713066887
quit posting on /v julius the liberatores want a meeting, or i mean the senate haha

>>713048365 (OP)
Thanks for reminding me why I think that videogames crashed after 2011.
>>713051617
Games made after 2011 aren't AAA.

>>713050260
We also need accounts with real IDs attached

>>713067373
you also need a dilator

this isn't even a particular favorable image

>>713054874
>>713049861
this is why we cant have nice things. because of these 0 standart fags who rather eat shit than say no thanks, i´m not a shiteater.

bet you´ll also buy gta6 no matter how jeeted it will be.

>>713069551
Mario Kart World looks better

>>713058193
Destructible environments haven't been technically impressive for decades at this point

>>713048365 (OP)
DK isn't out yet, how do you know it is short? It takes quite a while to beat Odyssey.

>>713070161
They don't, they are just being faggots as always by using this as their newest form of shitposting.

>>713048365 (OP)
yeah dude awful duration per dollar won't buy it Every game should at least be 100 hours long and drawn out as much as possible

>>713070668
you got raped temdie

>>713055518
Is that why my little bro spent five nights straight playing it and stopped going to high school? fucking nintendo

>>713070757
>temdie
Lol.
Lmao even.

>>713048365 (OP)
Somehow we went 20 years back in time

>>713069630
>>713070104
>>713070757
Total Eric meltdown

>>713048365 (OP)
>japan
>graphics

Sir, second Switch 2 game just dropped

>>713070751
completely sane response to a 4 hour game where you punch walls costing 3 billion dollars

>>713049081
>>713049272
>>713049562
>>713049598
>>713049679
>>713049826
>>713049940
>>713050107
>Autobuild
Both gameplay clips are the same just holding forward basically.

>>713048760
After having to hear from all the retarded /pol/roaches how bad Avowed is because it has no interactivity(read: push over some cps on a table) I really was stunned when I saw a streamer who shat on it play the Oblivion remaster. He tried to make his companions stand on fire and to burn but nothing happens while in Avowed it's really common to selfdamage yourself and party with fire, shock and freeze.

>>713072209
I'm not going to pirate it eventually couldn't care less about the price. It's also obviously not 4h long but caring about a games duration is for subhumans and people who don't even like games just "content"

>>713048678
>>713048965
All you faggots fail to understand that this is a level design problem. If nintendo made it impossible to just pick up and carry the baby nigger to his new hut, these webms wouldnt exist and you would actually have to build a cool copter or whatever

>>713048365 (OP)
Ryse doesn't have much more to it than the main story, Bananza will have piles of side content it's assumed you will do a decent chunk of before moving on to the next area rather than doing a straight beeline

My gf owning Switch/Switch 2 is cute.
Owning a Switch/Switch 2 as a guy means you are a cringy manchild.

Genuinely how the fuck did this company get away with reselling the exact same shit for over 50 years? You could at least defend the same CoD every year because of the different skins, weapons and maps but this shit has 0 DIFFERENCES

>>713073723
>how to the same shit parties get elected for hundreds of years?
>how do the same nations keep killing each other for hundreds of years?
People are retards.

>>713073723
>>713072398
You lost, eric

>>713048640
so does bananza

Nintendo is literally the only AAA dev who innovates gameplay
Anyone who thinks the Mario games are creatively bankrupt has never played them

>>713074069
this

>>713050382
Anyone have the full vid of this, I want to watch it but can't find it :[

Didn't Ryse suck?

>>713073723
Name another Nintendo game with 0 differences to Bananza then.
you won't

how exactly do people know how long the main story is?

>>713075313
They don't