Have you played DOMINOID today?
https://dingdongvg.itch.io/dominoid

lolcow thread

My life is incomplete every day dingdong and Julian aren't on Oneyplays

>>713058864 (OP)
Fuck this gay faggot finish that fuckinh bunny game

>>713059052
Chris will never finish Dildo or whatever the fuck it was called. At least they’re making stuff
>b-but Chris is so busy! With his Let’s plays
Nah

>>713058864 (OP)
I feel bad for this guy. He dared speak out against arin and tried to tell him that his game was pandering garbage

>>713059257
Not only that but everyone around them was saying that they would back them up if they said the game was in bad taste but they didn’t

where trigger treat

>>713059257
All he had to do was make a throwaway account but he craved attention and abuse like every gay.

>Ding Dong will never finish Tough Bippy
>Chris will never finish Bowlbo
>Cory will never finish Nightmare Cops
>Dave will never finish Friday Night Funkin'
Does becoming an OneyPlayer curse your work drive? How come Zach was able to dodge it?

>>713060668
His mom apparently abused him too as a kid iirc and when she found out he was gay told him to his face that "if" she did abuse him it would be justified now

>>713060786
Nightmare Cops has been cursed since the Sleepycast days.
Just passed 11 years of development time.

>>713060786
I think what all of those unreleased projects have in common is that the creators spoke too much about them and created expectations for them in their own head that they think they can't fulfill, smiling friends only had cryptic inside jokes that the audience had no one idea what they were for at that point in time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKu2g9G0mNc
Maybe if Zach opened up his yapper about smiling friends before it aired he too would've fallen victim to this.

>>713060931
that's fucked

>>713058947
When they came back it sucked. The vibe was awkward. They didn't have the same chemistry. And Chris isn't a based retard anymore. He's just a boring retard.

WE GET IT ZACH WON PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT

>>713060931
Abuse fucks up a brain. Who knew. I didn't know about the second part. IIRC he said on a stream that he got molested by a family member which explains why he's gay. I'm like 75% sure. Having to stomach hours of monotony for a couple of hilarious schizo episodes is torture. I think it was the same stream where he started having a meltdown over lolis on /co/.

>>713060786
Retards think that project management is a joke and then completely fail to deliver anything.

>>713059257
Why would you publicly trash your employer's product and expect everything to be fine?

how's hating their audience with a boiling fury worked out for Dingdong and Julian? still griftting and collecting those patreon welfare checks 10 years later?

>>713058864 (OP)
Not interested in games made by histrionic sodomites

>>713061350
Going to ask dd what hisfav sf eppy is

psychojosh thread

>>713061591
Yup. They now want enough money to move out of the country because Blumpf is going to smash through their window and behead them for being gay and for DD's vague "health issues".

>>713062034
do he have the poo illness?

>>713060786
They're all serial procrastinators. The reason they got shit done in the past was because they were teenagers with nothing else to do now since they all have some kind of cash cow (either a let's play channel or a Tom Fulp sugar daddy) they never felt the pressure to get work done in their early adulthood. In contrast someone like Michael Cusack has actual work ethic so he pushed Zach to do some real work on Smiling Friends and break the cycle

>went from funny scream internet video men to online panhandlers because they thought let's players were "cringe"

>>713062130
I didn't want to be unsubtle and say it outright, but, yes, it's obvious.

>>713062330
why don't he stop eating poo?

I am so fucking glad Smiling Friends got picked up and not Hellbenders

>>713062368
what's the point of having a mexican braphog bf if you can't eat his yummy refried beans

>>713062197
you'd think a let's player killed dd&j's family the way they spoke about them

>>713062368
I'm proud to say that I'm completely unaware of the fact that you can get AIDS by actually eating da poo poo

>>713062751
can you?

>over 7 years since bowlbo was announced
guys...

>>713062330
Wait dingdong has AIDS?

>>713062816
yes
consuming infected anal mucus can give you hiv

>>713063219
This is why I'm homophobic

>>713063163
from poo

>>713062330
doesn't he have a pathetic immune system? why would he do that?

>>713063163
Like I said he brings up all these constant issues. The latest one was ear infection correct me if I'm wrong if there's miraculously one other guy that has semi-stomached his streams since the beginning too.

>>713062197
DingDong used to make good videos a long time ago. Genuine oldfags remember TheBestGamers. That’s how he got involved with Chris and Cory

>>713063754
he resents creating thebestgamers and wishes he never made it

>>713063670
He has always had problems with ear infections. I was rewatching the KH2 LP and they bring that up offhandedly

>>713063423
>doesn't he have a pathetic immune system?
It was probably fine until he got the auto-immune disease lol.

>>713061798
Ask him if it's the one where Data gets a cat or the one where Worf breaks his spine and refuses to use a robot chair out of Klingon pride. Either way, SF is unironically more coherent than half of the late Trek series.

Ding Dong is a perfect example of someone who allowed TDS to literally ruin his life. Julian seems way more down to earth at this point than him, but he's so busy hotboxing everything Ding Dong says that he likely buys into the same shit.

Newgrounds has fallen

>>713064018
Why's the art so bad.

>>713063815
I’ve heard that and it’s probably because he pissed off some people at the time… maybe, it wasn’t a very popular channel. Still can’t see the reasoning behind it, he would have still been working retail if not for that

>>713061035
honestly it makes sense why it takes so damn long, such a tiny team and everyone involved tends to be also juggling other shit. I sometimes see Jeff stream, and he might be working on painfully drawing animation frames for assets, the fact that all of it is hand drawn by like 2~3 people is also why. If they were all suffering like asian sweatshop workers, the game might have been out by now but they're all white and want to work at their own pace.

>>713061035
jhonny poopa

>>713064132
Zoomers have no real world basis for their art, they just draw what they see on the internet

I knew Ding Dong when we were both teenagers, he posted on the "Mario Fan Games Galaxy" forums as "Admiral Delmore and was an utter fucking faggot who got permanently banned for it.

Absolutely does not surprise me to see this retard still acting the same in 2025.

>>713063815
>>713064153
I mean, he also resents everything. He's one of those unfortunate people that genuinely has a mental illness and cannot simply re-evaluate their perspective and change.

>>713064153
it's mainly because the people involved with that weren't rockcock were all sociopathic trolls and dingdong had a moment of clarity when his friend attempted suicide and ended up hospitalized and the group were all trolling his friend and calling the hospital to fuck with him

>>713064374
fuck off general guy, still stalking that chick that got you banned yourself?

>>713064504
>his friend attempted suicide and ended up hospitalized
So an attention whore? Trolling that kind of faggot is pretty based actually

>>713058947
The Kingdom Hearts playthroughs were blessed. I think the last time OneyPlays was funny to me was when they made AI music, not even vidya. I dunno it just felt like it devolved into generic Cory Sonic autism and Chris's barely concealed contempt for the audience stretched out over enough air time to pay rent.

>>713064618
you're probably one of them

>>713064374
Do you have any funny stories about him? How did he get banned? Weird. Last thread during the tail end had another guy saying he knew DD from an old website. He tried to tell r*ddit about his awful behavior and got immediately banned and DMed by DD containing some creepy shit like "I know who you are.".

>>713064504
>and the group were all trolling his friend and calling the hospital to fuck with him
That's fucked up but kinda funny.

I remember one time Ding Dong and Julian were streaming Dead Rising, and Ding Dong started talking about some shit about how people painted a swastika out on the street in front of their house. Just sounded so fucking fake to me.

>>713064842
kids paint all kinds of dumb edgy shit
if he saw a pentagram spray-painted outside his house would he think Satanists were there?

>>713064842
Didn't his town form a militia specifically to kill DD after a movie came out? I think it was Sonic 3 or something.

>>713064842
He loves making up dumb shit for donos like the infamous one about the entire town coming together to bash out their car's headlights and hiss at them because they all watched Sound of Freedom.

>>713065060
Yeah, he made it.

>>713064638
Isn't dingdong a suicide baiter too? I bet you're probably him lmao. Stop eating feces you degenerate retard.

>>713058864 (OP)
Like at a certain point these threads have to be Botted right
Like this shit isnt "culture" its absolutely forced

>>713064652
Not really, he was a staff member for a bit and generally spent half his entire time on the website sucking up to mods and being pathetic while simultaneously running an invite-only spite forum called "MFGG Underground" for people to bitch about the website while he spearheaded all sorts of cross-site retarded gossip and drama thinking he was some kind of puppetmaster Palpatine guy.

He then got backstabbed there and demoted, then backstabbed them in turn and sided with MFGG again to ban one of his other MFGGU co-founders (CutmanMike, now the creator of Megaman 8-Bit Deathmatch) when the latter managed to become admin during an April Fool's prank gone wrong (long story), and then he just devolved into being an annoying tard until eventually getting banned himself.

>>713065170
Yeah the overall quality of threads on /v/ is too high for this to be genuine.

>>713064962
It's genuinely insane to me how he went from someone who would laugh at that kind of shit and think it was stupid to someone who genuinely believes his life is in danger because le Drumpf (ignoring the fact Trump condemned the gay Orlando nightclub mass shooter back when it happened, supported gay rights long before a sitting president did so, and openly supports gays in general)
Ding Dong was better off when he was living with Chris, because Chris (and to an extent Zach) are the type of people that really help you remain grounded, whereas the moment Ding Dong moved out he may as well have become a tranny

>>713065060
>>713065108
What does a movie about child endangerment have to do with him in the first place? Does he think it's an anti-gay movie or something?

>>713065170
it's him making them. He has problems.

>>713065154
yeah he suicide baited Julian with a bottle of pills
I think they also made a suicide pact

>>713064504
>Creates a group to fuck with game devs like the Terraria guy and Notch
Also, little known fact DD would dox anyone who joined TBG forums that wasn't "in on the joke" and got mad at their videos. So he was also an asshole

>>713065206
don't forget he also donated to the BLM charity that helped release violent criminals from jail

>>713065206
>Ding Dong was better off when he was living with Chris, because Chris
He clearly always had problems and went out of his way to victimize himself and find reasons to be depressed.
The problem is that, when you do that on the internet, you naturally feed into others looking for lolcows. It's a shame he does not have anyone that can force him to actually stay off the Internet since he has only been getting more deranged.

>>713065220
dd also took responsibility for trolling the creator of scott pilgrim so hard he deleted his deviantart

>>713065206
>Does he think it's an anti-gay movie or something?
I'm sure there's at least one other gay person in his town. He probably saw someone drop off his mail and had an episode.

>>713065279
The issue is the positive affirmation he gets from all of the le heckin' wholesome cliques that circlejerk around him, and how he quite literally cannot handle a modicum of criticism, which at this point, is well deserved

>>713065341
It just sounds like some kind of schizophrenic panic attack that he would have because of how fucking ridiculous it sounds
I literally cannot imagine wherever they live has people that would openly harass people like him and Julian, and for that matter, how would they even know they were gay in the first place? None of it adds up

there's never been anything like the best gamers before or after

>>713065446
This but with SBFP

more like ching chong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmuGQXwAjFw
This really exemplifies how pinpoint accurate they are about Simpsons just not understanding anything

>>713065541
they might have hated their own audience more than dingdong

>>713065181
Haven't heard the name Admiral Delmore in probably almost 20 years but if he really is DingDong then it absolutely tracks. Used MFGG a lot when I was a kid and Delmore was always a complete snake drama whore.

>>713065580
meant for >>713065516

>>713065580
Likely, honestly. I'm sure the fandom hating Matt and Liam probably had something to do with the resentment that formed there.

>>713065181
That's so funny to know seeing his holier than thou I'm not mad persona of today. It looks like they super deleted some page he had on a wiki but it's archived. He had people draw art of his instrument fetish apparently? Lmao what the fuck did they know?
https://wiki.mfgg.net/index.php?title=Delccordion

I never saw why people liked Julian so much on OneyPlays, he was never funny. Literally every joke from him felt incredibly forced

>>713065569
why are they inanimate objects?
Why are they just screaming instead of having uncomfortable conversations?

>>713065805
He's at his best when he's reacting to stuff, and he bounced off Chris pretty well a lot of the time. But then there are times when he's insufferable.

>>713065848
Because the boomers in the writing room saw a still frame of Smiling Friends and told the Korean animators to work off that.

>>713065569
what the fuck

>>713065805
him laughing really hard whenever chris made a joke was enough for me

>>713065634
what was their fucking problem anyway? They set themselves up as "the 4chan guys who can take a banter", and then they all turn into massive bitches over night?

>>713064018
>have to log in to see anything 18+ now
fuck FNF

Ok but Jon punched Suzi

>>713065805
Julian was only ever funny during the yiik era, beforehand all he had was lazy self-depreciation and "self-awareness"

>>713065978
he better

>>713066028
I'm not even talking about that, I'm talking about moments like where Chris said, "Hey, let's make a new sound effect" and all Julian did was shout "ROBBIE ROTTEN," the dude is just unfunny

>>713065970
Genuinely and unironically, FNF ruined Newgrounds forever. Its sheer popularity was a monkey's paw that has completely destroyed the site and made it a zoomer haven when they're not playing Roblox or Fortnite. Now Newgrounds is flooded with trannies and unfunny TikTok garbage, and it's (mostly) thanks to Dave.

>>713066115
tsmt

also fuck you dave i know you read 4chan but you're pretty funny

>>713065978
I went back and watched some classic grumps and the difference in general attitude was a little shocking like just casually saying nigger every once in a while is so interesting compared to nowadays

kek wtf

>>713066215
at least it's not a pause screen for 10 hours while dingdong has a mental breakdown and uses chat as his free therapy/hugbox

>>713065805
I'll always give him exactly three golden stars.
>fat albert keyblade
>managed to hold an AMA here before he went melty mode
>made DD have the most intense melty to date by casually bringing up that his dad died the other day

Ding Dong shilling for Blue Sky is really the biggest red flag as to how and why he's too far gone at this point

>>713066670
>dingdong shilling for bluesky
reminds me of something

>>713066623
>>made DD have the most intense melty to date by casually bringing up that his dad died the other day
clip?

>>713065774
No, nobody knew. We were all kids, hell so was he. This was long before the vast majority of people even knew that this kind of thing could be a fetish. This was early-late 2000s, the most degenerate thing any of us knew about were furries and people who jerked off to sonic - and believe me there were plenty of those degenerates.

All the Delccordion shit hits very differently now, but somewhat crucially to whatever credit I can give this moron, he was also a kid back then. I honestly doubt he really had a grasp on the fact that it was his fetish in the same sense as it is now.

>>713066780
I remember tuning into one of DD's streams one time and he was throwing some kind of fit about people calling trannies pedophiles and was spouting whataboutisms. Like dude, no one's watching you for you ranting to protect your Discord clique

>>713061278
The fuck you mean?
The Yiik episodes are some of the best right behind crash 2 and kh2

If you mean the bart's nightmare episodes of course they were shit, it's dongding making them play another weird ass game he speedruns just like wild woody. Chris was absolutely going to have to carry that.

>>713066872
I do find it insanely funny that /v/ discovered that picture of Yoshi with the tuba long before Ding Dong was relevant because of OneyPlays, and then the realization that it was the same dude

>>713060931
>abused kid turns out gay
no shit

>>713066941
Chris's imitation of Apu still sends me. Now if he did that with DD in the room he'd fume about it.

>>713060931
wasn't it an uncle/family friend that molested him?

>>713067030
dingdong would say
>"APU! WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT?"

I swear literally every time I go to some random Youtube video and scroll down to the comments, I see a RoachDoggJr profile. Zach has forever tainted the site.

>>713066836
It was deleted immediately afterwards unfortunately but I can summarize.
>Bippy art stream
>more awkward than usual
>"Yeah...it's been hard for me and Julian lately..."
>more awkwardness
>"Somebody passed away..."
>"..."
>Julian really unfazed "Oh hey did you tell them my dad died?"
>you can tell he just poked his head into the room and left
>"Ugh. I ugh. Ugh I have to. I have to be with Julian. Ugh."
>yet he keeps streaming
>someone in the chat goes "dude y r u still doing this r u autistic lol?"
>"HAHA AUTISTIC. AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM. IT'S ALWAAAYS AUTISM. THIS AND THAT BLAME IT ON AUTISM. BECAUSE OF THE AUTISM MEME. THE AUTISM MEME. THEAUTISMMEMETHEAUTISMMEMETHEAUTISMMEMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" peaking the fucking mic

>>713067264
sounds like a typical dingdong melty stream
shame you didn't record it

>>713061410
Based loli/co/ns
No particular hate towards dingdong even despite his autism but always love to hear people coming to 4chan and getting massively triggered over board culture

>>713067264
Why is Ding Dong more affected by Julian's dad dying than Julian? Is he one of those people that tries to feign depression when your friend's mom's aunt's sister's dog dies?

>>713067350
>>always love to hear people coming to 4chan and getting massively triggered over board culture
This is the zoomer experience on 4chan daily now, which is why they've tried to take over and trannify the site

>>713067350
i don't even hate dingdong but he's incredibly flawed and never changes

>>713067391
>off-topic threads that have better content than their native board (as always) get reported
>on-topic threads are filled with nothing but twitter and reddit screencaps or baitposts
haha nah man i'm just a little tired that's all

>>713067353
To be fair DingDong probably found/projected for himself a better family in Julian's Speedy- Gonzales-Hating chicano ass folks.

>>713064620
It's not even barely concealed anymore.
Last year's Boneyplays was definitive proof that he fucking hates his viewers.
Not to mention the multiple occasions in which he has edited Adam out of thumbnails because it hurts his bottom line that badly.

>>713067524
That's what happens when your competent guests go off to have successful careers and leave you tardwrangling the mouth breathers. I'm still waiting for Cory's apology video for his bullshit in the Skinwalker video.

>>713064620
>I stink
>I stink
>I NEEEEEED a drink

>>713067521
>Speedy- Gonzales-Hating chicano ass folks
Wait, his family is the type to hate on Speedy Gonzalez? Damn, that's kinda lame lmao

>>713067315
I was not expecting shit of that magnitude to happen. It was a complete jumpscare that left even the chat floored. I can't stress enough how unhinged it was. He didn't even do his typical mocking idiot voice. Just completely mental. I know better now, but a few people have already saved the more recent crazy stuff before I could.

>>713067524
he'll never admit it but chris became arin hanson 2.0

>>713067524
To be fair, Adam literally ruins LPs. He is that fucking miserably unfunny to listen to. Literally just some fucking normalfag pothead faggot and a collapsed brain.

>>713067607
I was about to reference the Skinwalker series because holy fuck did Corey botch that so fucking bad literally just constantly ranting about utter and complete nonsense. The core mistake they make is thinking that no one watches them for the game. If they didn't want to play a game then they should just record a podcast instead.

>>713067694
Chris isn't that bad, no. He hasn't gone out of his way to remove offensive shit from his old cartoons, or throw tantrums on Twitter about nonsense.

>>713067607
>I'm still waiting for Cory's apology video for his bullshit in the Skinwalker video
What did he say?

>>713067524
I get so tired of the Let's Players hating their lives bit
>boohoo I get to make money recording video games one day a week! This is an insult to my pride, for some reason!
Stop doing it then.

>>713067676
Yeah he said in an old episode that his family never liked speedy and he's like a third gen immigrant if I remember correctly.
Basically only his grandparents are real mexicans and the rest of his family is probably the type that'd go on social media to say speedy gonzales is a harmful stereotype. Chicano culture is all he and most of his family knows.

>>713067694
Not exactly. Chris realized after Smiling Friends got a second season that he's peaked and doesn't have the credentials or connections to go forward. Arin may be a sell-out, but he has an empire. Chris has basically nothing.

>>713067752
French dip with cheese.

>>713058947
Have a hassy

>>713067790
>3rd Gen Immigrant
>Somehow still acts like a victim because of a fast mexican mouse
holy soilent batman

justin roiland liked bestgamers and wanted to put it on adult swim
dingdong blamed everone else for the channel dying out and the deal falling through
>still working on bippy almost a decade later btw

>>713066531
I stopped going to their streams specifically because of how often I would tune in and only see a screensaver type screen as DingDong rambles about sociopolitical bullshit.

>>713066169
I'm amazed they never took down the video where they were deciding what to call their fans. Jon's suggestion was good.
https://youtu.be/hwAjdTXPqfE?t=633

I unironically wish they did more Fortnite videos just because it forces them to actually focus on the game they're playing

>>713067709
>He is that fucking miserably unfunny to listen to. Literally just some fucking normalfag pothead faggot and a collapsed brain.

I fucking love that the more you learn about him the worse it gets.
He's not only a collapsed brain pothead, his parents are filthy rich boomers and he's been spoiled his entire life. He talks about fucking girls non stop but they're all especially heinous bitches further into the story because it turns bitches chase him since they know his parents are loaded. That's probably been his life since he was 13.

>>713067918
Yeah, and weirdly making me feel guilty for watching it. As if I did something wrong by finding him entertaining at some point. There's only so much of that you can take before you realise the person is just kind of an ass.

>>713066872
Well...he did tell that story once about how he was watching some Disney movie? short? about a tuba with his family as a kid in the living room and he had to leave because he got hard...

I think it was on OneyPlays?

>>713067767
Chris' deliberate laziness with the channel is fucking disgusting and I will NEVER respect him because of it.
Go do something else if you're going to upload 30 re-hashes a week, you lazy arrogant cunt.

I just want to know how someone can get turned on by brass instruments. What the fuck about a tuba gets you going exactly?

>>713067974
Only if the series opens with a filmed execution of Adam.

Going through these comments, at least I can get on secure idea from all of this.
None of these let's play / NG's gaylords are worse than Retsupurae

>>713068172
You blow on a piece and a loud shitting sound comes out, and once the shitting sound stops the person who put their mouth on the piece is red in the face and gasping for air before doing it a second time.

>>713065805
All I remember him for is saying that he doesn't want to talk about being a gay furry and then being a gay furry and lusting over characters in the game.

>>713067709
They're all normalfags except Cory and you guys hate him too

>>713068093
Nah that's a big brain move.
I'd do the same if I knew it'd make money anyways.

>>713067907
>justin roiland liked bestgamers and wanted to put it on adult swim
Oh yeah, I remember that. But despite DD fucking up I couldn’t see that shit working on anything else but YouTube
But yeah, DD ultimately ruined it by cutting out everybody but RockCock64, trying to make a “serious” TBG channel called The Loud House, and being a dramafag. He does this everywhere

>>713067975
The story of him spraying a garden hose in his kitchen as a kid really exemplifies how he's literally always been one of those greedy dipshit kids that is genuinely fucking retarded but somehow coasts through life without a hitch. It doesn't help that he's one of those greenthumb faggots that love to talk about how great they are for being a vegan and how they literally won't harm a fly. That shit about him saying that he wouldn't eat meat unless he hunted it himself just makes him sound like an actual fucking retard, more so than the one he is.

>>713068093
I wouldn't be surprised if he's just trying to phase it out at this point so that he can finish up his game.

>>713068208
Another issue with Adam too now is that he does it on purpose at this point, and it's obvious.

>>713068232
I don't hate Cory, but he can just be annoying at times. Although it does get old whenever he's talking about the tranny he's dating.

>>713067907
wasn't the story that some retards on TBG desperately wanted their epic second life trolling on there

>>713068172
i think it's connected to his molestation
he says the origins of his fetish can be traced to when he was watching a mickey mouse short called "The Concert band" where a pig plays the tuba
he might have been watching this when the abuse occurred

>>713067975
Adam's rich parents are why Chris let him on the channel and why we keep getting references to him despite him not being around.
Adam is fucking trash. Worthless nepobaby filth.
I hate him so goddamn much it's delusional.

>>713058947
Ding Dong i get,what the fuck would you get out of Julian?

>>713068093
Chris is a motherfucker because he moans and groans about how hard it is to make content when all he does is rake in 30K a year with reuploads plus merch sales. That's not even getting into how much he phones it in these days in all the recording sessions they do.

>>713065805
I still get a chuckle out of the time Julian said he'd fuck Matt

>>713068232
I don't hate Cory but for most of the anons who do it's basically this meme.
You have to understand that some /v/irgins get mad about shit like the looking glass code in imsims because getting mad about patterns is classic autismo shit.

>>713068340
>30K a year
he makes that in a month

>>713068224
So it's analogous to shitting? I guess that fits with how he is.

>>713068224
Why the fuck does that make sense.

>>713064018
>Tell myself I'm only going to upload shit to NG now because everywhere else is pozzed
>Tom Fulp becomes a self-hating white and FNF opens NG up to being pozzed as well
It's all so tiresome.

>>713068380
I don't like Cory because I'm jealous of his confidence. Genuinely. He's incorrect about almost anything he claims to have expertise on, and is so passionate that he's willing to die on molehills he makes mountains.

I can never have that kind of chutzpah, and I am bitter about it.

VIDEO GAMES FUCKING VIDEO GAMES YOU GOD DAMN NIGGER WASTES OF OXYGEN

>>713068172
They're very phallic. But now that I've learned that he also jerks off to fucking accordions I don't even know anymore.

>>713068340
>30k a year
Nigger you're delusional as fucking balls about that number.
I can feel the actual bitterness over youtubers making money seeping through.

Julian and DD had genuine autism like
>Julian asks Chris what kid from Nightmare Before Christmas was his favorite
>he says the one in the devil costume
>Julian just responds with “That stands to reason..”
Cory and the others are
>HAHA I GOON TO DEVIANTART OF AMY ROSE WITH BIG FUJO PENOR! THATS SOMETHING A NORMIE WOULDNT DO AMIRITE

>>713068454
the op links a video game, blind anon

>>713068380
that pic is so fucking relatable man. i always regretted befriending nerds in school.

>>713068238
It's stupid trash that drives away subscribers in droves when they inevitably catch on to the lazy hackfraud scam it is.

People can only take so many BEST OF BREATHING INWARDS SLIGHTLY BEFORE TALKING uploads before they just give up and move on.
It pisses me off this lazy retard can make a living barely recording anything ever just because of his Newgrounds clout.

>>713067030
DD was in the room when he did an Apu impression, it was during the bart's nightmare episodes.

i miss the /trash/ threads we had watching his streams. cant believe this dude is even more insane than he was then.

I miss Stamper

>>713061035
I only now realized it's literally only those 3 (and Oney for music), I assumed Tom had other people too like for other behemoth games.

>>713064620
At first I thought Cory taking over the channel was the reason I quit on OneyPlays but honestly Chris himself is such a charisma black hole now that it's just not enjoyable to watch.

>>713068490
Dave and Cory are fun guests but every fucking joke being about sex or murder gets real fucking old fast.

>>713068606
Would you be happy if you had to babysit Cory?

And from you I sense a peculiar reverence for a 40 year old man making half hearted LPs.

>>713065279
Did DD ever live with Chris? I only remember him and Julian living together and Chris coming over to watch weird movies and shit.

>People can only take so many BEST OF BREATHING INWARDS SLIGHTLY BEFORE TALKING
THIS generation? Nah man.
People were and are still consuming rehashes upon rehashes of sleepycast episodes for years after sleepycast ended.
Fags just autoplay the old videos and leave them as background noise.

Don't know what high art you're expecting oneyplays to upload in a constant stream but they've hit a gold formula already.

>>713067607
>I'm still waiting for Cory's apology video for his bullshit in the Skinwalker video.
I know you're joking and what you really mean is that you hated the skinwalker video, and I agree with that notion.
I don't really understand why they thought changing the dynamic was a good idea, when the witch hunt video continues to rack up tons of views because it allows the game to breathe

>>713068383
I still don't understand why the bowlbo dev team was let go and bowlbo was quietly shelved, plenty of fucking indie game kickstarters have worked with what Chris makes in 2 months, now combine that what he makes in one year and at least 5 years
Chris how is that not enough? How much longer will you dick ride off of Zach's success in order for your first and only game to be finished?
https://socialblade.com/youtube/handle/oneyplays

>>713068606
The only time Chris has seemed to genuinely enjoy the game they were playing as of late has been with Graffiti Kingdom

>>713068661
oh its this fucking guy again lmao

>>713068671
meant for >>713068510

>>713068454
y?

>>713068635
Cory is annoying and he's aware that people watch him because he's annoying so he plays it up.

>>713068686
did he even actually play the game?

>BEST OF FUNNY LOL!

Weird how every e-celeb becomes a drama faggot retard

>>713068546
Wow a smug dongle. I remember when he seethed about them.

>>713068597
He probably genuinely hates you just because you don't know him.
Stamper is a worthless piece of shit drug addict scumbag. Easily the most despicable member of the SleepyCabin crew.

>>713068546
Something oddly comforting about Julian still sticking by him despite all of his crippling mental illnesses and generally destructive behavior.
Where's MY loyal fat mexican bf bros

>>713068710
>he thinks every oneyplays thread is the same 4 people

>>713068674
socialblade revenue stuff is BS, they just take daily views and multiply it. youtube pays on watchtime so socialblade can't estimate that

>>713068741
It really is funny how often he puts Zach in the thumbnail because he knows it's what drives clicks.

>>713068716
Okay retard. I'll be here to remind you when the channel still hasn't broken 2 million subscribers a year from now.

>>713068757
Nah that's still Chris

>>713067495
yeah man this e celeb gossip thread is super substantive

>>713068661
>30+ year old man making half hearted giggling reddit homo MST3K commentary tracks
https://www.youtube.com/@retsu
ENTER

>>713068741
>Make sure Zach is in the thumbnail for the love of god! We need those Zach views

>>713068807
It's honestly sad how much Zach is carrying the channel. Videos featuring him always get twice the views than anything else.

>>713068734
I don't know about that. He seems to genuinely be trying to entertain people to the best of his ability but is too autistic to achieve it.

>>713068757
But Mick exists?

That recent story they told of two fans walking up to Chris and saying hi and him trying to paint them as these bad people only to go "erm akshually they were super nice" just felt really meanspirited and spiteful

>>713068867
mick is more stupid than scummy

it's funny how much their dumb ai videos were better than their usual content

>>713068867
It's funny how I always hated Mick and thought he was an annoying attention whore and now I'm completely justified in my opinion

>>713068741
I'm unsubscribed until this lazy shit stops.

>>713068874
>meanspirited and spiteful
that's dd and julian for you

>>713068874
Chris has this tendency to tell stories where he's clearly in the wrong but he thinks the other guy was being a dick, or just outright mean statements about shit he doesn't understand.

>>713068810
You'll be seething and malding and shitting your pants over it still?
Woah that takes dedication. I wish you luck upon this quest.

>>713068741
Didn't they straight up steal fan compilations at one point?

>>713068895
What about shadman

>>713068973
he never stabbed his friends in the back
just some random person on the street

>>713068757
Chris is a fag. He promoted someone like Shad for years and years until it was no longer beneficial for him
>Draws loli and kids getting fucked
Gonna cry, snowflake it’s LE ART
>Draws real life people getting raped or fucked or whatever
Haha get trooled :^)
>Shad starts doing hardcore drugs and gets arrested and it’s a huge internet scandal
Chris acts like he never knew him

>>713068812
They're competing closely, I'll give you that.
Stamper is a worthless junkie
Chris is a lazy retard

They're not far off.

>>713068510
I'm pretty easy to impress. If Chris being lazy drove me away, I have to imagine a lot of other "subscribers" have long since stopped tuning in

>>713069000
Pretty sure that Shad is who got Stamper addicted to cocaine, or so I've heard. It's why no one from SleepyCast associates with him anymore. Also Cory running to Blue Sky is a bitch move.

>>713068874
Link?

>>713069005
>fictional things are harmless
correct
>real life physical things aren't
wow why would chris suddenly have a change of heart like that? hypocrite!

>>713068895
Nah he's downright malicious but it's just his nature.
Being buff in cali fucking messed him up. The Charlie Adler story from sleepycast still makes me cringe to this day.

>>713069005
I know in your redditor mind you thought you were making a solid argument but you just look retarded

>>713068867
Mick hasn't hinted at murdering someone for heroin.
Stamper is the fucking worst. It doesn't get worse than being a homeless drug addict that goes on routine schizophrenic rants against people who have only ever helped you.

Stamper is human trash and anyone that disagrees is also trash.

>>713069076
He's a chink, what do you expect

>>713069076
he's a dumbfuck who was made even dumber by the prospect of some easy pussy

>>713068895
Hooking up with your friend's girlfriend is scummy

>>713068973
Shadman was not a SleepyCabin member. He merely guest-starred.

>>713068946
It's always the little things that tell you everything you need to know if someone's a dick or not

>>713069039
No you're a fucking retard if you think this.
Stamper casually bragging about walking around ghettos calling people my nigga should have clued you in. If anything Stamper probably hooked Shad with hard drugs and Shad was too much into his pseudo intellectual counter-culture shtick to say no.

>>713069126
It was a power move

>>713069147
yeah but it was more of a dumb horny thing than out of malice

that WAS a power move

>>713069175
>erm akshually this is what happened
>no i don't have proof it's just how i feel

>>713068874
Reminded me of that story he told on SleepyCabin about how he saw some fat nerd in public wearing a Leo and Satan shirt that went "I'm gonna be the Pokemon master" and he audibly went "Oh nooo" Like it's not the meanest thing in the world but dude maybe keep that to yourself?

>>713069016
The channel breaking 1 million subscribers while using the current lazy retard model is a sign of the end times to me.

>>713069205
*sings the jojo opening*

>>713069161
One of the funniest Oneyplays/SleepyCabin interactions ever was Chris trying to get a rise out of Jeff by calling him a pedo and then Jeff just points out real-but-mundane shit that Chris does like not taking out the trash and he just kinda sinks in his chair. Kinda just says everything about the guy.

>>713069221
You're literally doing that with shad by saying he got Stamper into drugs.
Stamper was hinting at doing drugs even before shad was associated with the group.

Dumbass.

>>713069221
Stamper is human-shaped garbage and defending him means you are proud to be garbage.

>>713069016
I stopped watching OneyPlays for months, and most of the time spent watching them is watching their old shit.
Also reminder that Chris removed the best joke from Crash Bandicoot 2.
>Stupid fucking N-word.
I'm sick of them censoring themselves.

>>713069241
I wonder if he's just trying to get as much money as he can before some stupid drama kills his eceleb career

>>713067803
Like we shit on Arin for being a sellout and all, but he actually has a legacy. Chris doesn't. They're both at an age now where being funny internet guys doesn't cut it but only Arin seemed to take steps to mitigate

Dingdong and Julian leaving LA was so fucking stupid.

1 - They recorded like one or two times a week for several hours
2 - They were getting two sets of payments from each video, three when DingDong would also edit the videos
3 - Once Game Grumps was removed from the situation payments were consistent (no more 'woops we lost the video even though you're paying to use our recording setups each session')
4 - Two days of recording a week covered most of their bills, then the other 3 to 5 days could be entirely theirs, holy shit.
5 - Medi-Cal (california's healthcare) is way better than whatever bumfuck obamacare they have to settle for in the state they're living in

but they wanted to leave california and start anew like retards

>>713069227
Do they not have any self awareness and not understand that NG cartoons are exactly for the people he describes or children

>>713069337
>>Stupid fucking N-word.
it was a reference to the N on his forehead, retard-kun.

>>713069371
No shit you fucking retarded nigger.

>>713069368
Oney and the other fags are unironic redditors who think they're above redditors because they hide behind 1 or 2 layers of irony

Is Zach the only one of these retards with a brain? What made all these animators get the bright idea to make games instead of, you know, animating?

>>713069360
It's why it's more difficult for me, with the benefit of hindsight, to criticize Arin for the Arin/Jon split. Finding out that Jon in a nepo baby means it makes sense why Jon would want a channel that's fun and not a business, while Arin needed it to become what it is today.

>>713069367
dingdong is a parasite that sucks the life out of his hosts and moves on once he thinks he can't benefit anymore or the host becomes aware of his infestation poking and prodding at sore spots
he's done this kind of thing before on a smaller scale while trolling online communities dozens of times
i have a long list of his old old usernames saved somewhere

Today I will remind them that Stamper killed a man and Niall helped him hide the body.
https://vocaroo.com/31yl0FO77Kx

>>713069429
Chris is clearly an ADD riddled manchild, he doesn't even like videogames for fuck's sake

>>713069005
I'm sure all these three things are comparable in the mind of a terminally online zoomer who's really into cancel culture I think.

>>713068874
Nope, I'll defend that.

Gaming is a cringey hobby. Let's playing is cringey.The only reason why Oney gets away with it is because he's actually funny. Approaching an eceleb - or any celebrity for that matter - is social torture, and you're a cringey, inconsiderate dick for doing it.

You deserve to be bullied if you do this shit.

>>713069531
stamper is a pussy
if he killed someone it was an accident

>>713069429
It's significantly easier to make a Let's Play channel than create art or animation. Zach is a genuinely intelligent person that hides it very well. He reminds me of Norm Macdonald in that regard.

>>713068546
SAME! I just made this thread because I wanted an alternate stream chat but of course it just devolved into the same boring drama, I don't even care about modern Oneyplays at all

>>713069429
To be fair,Zach had it easy since he had to rely on Michael Cusack already working on Adult Swim to pitch their series

>>713069367
Julian's reasoning for leaving because he didn't want to end up as a Bart Simpson toy in a landfill really just is the most obnoxiously narcissistic thing possible. They took themselves way too seriously. The fact that they expressly resent the people who made them successful in the first place speaks volumes of their character. Also, it's really funny that they literally filmed a video of themselves going to LA, and they likely didn't tell Chris about it or meet up with him at all, if they're even still friends with him at this point. That's how mindbroken they are by him and his channel.

>>713069531
no they didn't
niall was trying to be funny because he's one of the least funniest people in the group and stamper was just drunk during that stream falling in and out of consciousnesses

>>713069429
Chris gets the lions share of revenue from the channel and if he can just ship Bowlbo, even if it sucks, it'll generate at least a couple million on his name alone
Tomar is co-owned of Studio Yotta and also a systems engineer and a voice actor and a minor streamer (enough to get some decent side cash and keep his name known)
Lyle has his youtube channel and his side projects
Cory has his porn and nightmare cops and other stuff going on

They all got more than one thing going on, DingDong and Julian meanwhile can't even ship a single REAL game in a decade

>>713069536
I only discovered OneyPlays after Two Best Friends broke up but I'll always prefer the latter. If your going to play video games for a living, actually focus on the video game and don't use the session as an impromptu podcast. Matt and Pat used to talk about the story and trivia and stuff. Chris' boys just ramble for 30 minutes.

>>713069531
Hilarious that there's this guy who just has a rage boner for chris spamming posts saying that chris is satan when stamper literally killed a man for drugs.

>Know someone who was friends with Dave back in High School
It's honestly so weird listening to him talk about shit after my friend had told me about it, and then confirming where he grew up, etc.

>>713069616
julian didn't like the idea of people enjoying a sanitized facade of his personality on a let's play rather than the dark, mysterious, misunderstood and tortured artist that his truly is

and he's sort of right. if people knew how insufferable and spiteful he was in real life they'd have zero interest in him as a person.

>>713069576
Wow, you're so cool and aloof bro

>>713069717
was the thing about the coach molesting all those kids true?

>>713069531

>>713069672
How I reply to you depends on how you choose to answer the following question:
Who or what is responsible for SBFP breaking up?

>>713069731
he's also pretentious - he goes "oh we like having fun movie nights where we look at old VHS recordings we find for cheap or friends send us"

this is what happens when hot topic kids dont grow up

>>713069429
The Hellbenders fuck-up inspired Zach to do better while Chris chose to give up. It's an interesting case.

>>713069576
This.
>MARKIPLIER I'M SUCH A BIG FAN
no lol faggot

>>713069576
Chris isn't going to invite you to Oneyplays bro

>>713069804
>he's also pretentious - he goes "oh we like having fun movie nights where we look at old VHS recordings we find for cheap or friends send us"
god i fucking hate that shit. like half the people on the internet under 40 act like that.

does anyone know the shovel knight remix playing here
https://youtu.be/SfDXPvtcumc?t=837

>>713069669
I'm also confused on what their strategy even is. It seems like they're working on Trigger Treat and Tough Bippy simultaneously? Why???

>>713069616
>Julian's reasoning for leaving because he didn't want to end up as a Bart Simpson toy in a landfill really just is the most obnoxiously narcissistic thing possible
He has several comics on his Tumblr where he just shits on people and pretends he’s “Bart Simpson”

>>713069804
What do you call it when someone tries so hard to make something mundane sound niche and anormal to look interesting?

>>713069893
Pretentious.

>>713069697
>call them pathetic faggots
>they always reply with some variant of "X isn't gonna fuck you"
they've been doing it for half a decade now i think

>>713069879
>all the obnoxious things being shoved down his throat made him giggle uncontrollably while on oneyplays

>>713069879
It's funny because he was the worst part

>>713069731
>rather than the dark, mysterious, misunderstood and tortured artist that his truly is
I think him being anything other than a bland nothing on the let's plays would've interested people more. Cory is polarizing as fuck, but at least he's something.

>>713069576
You're a fag projecting insecurities

>I'd fuck Matt

>>713069743
>N-No! There's nothing wrong with being a neckbeard loser! Stop making fun of me!

>>713069910
Thanks

>>713069672
OneyPlays used to actually talk about the game, but now they don't anymore because it requires too much focus on their part.

>>713069731
For a time I tried desperately to enjoy DD and Julian's streams just to support them because I still liked them, but good fucking lord are they just completely insufferable on their own. It doesn't help that the more they talk about themselves the cracks start to appear, and you realize just how truly awful they are.

>>713069797
Both Matt and Pat were absolutely responsible for the breakup. It was mutual, for sure. But Matt was phoning it in for months prior to that, and Pat is just so autistic that he doesn't realize how much of a detriment he's being to those around him by constantly berating them. Pat is what led to Liam leaving, that and how much of a pansy he became, and behind the scenes, once Machinima vanished into the ether, there was literally no reason for them to continue the channel. Reminder that their Machinima contract would have ended this year if they were still tied to it.

>>713069927
this
I can't think of a singly funny thing he did intentionally
he just sat there and babbled while trying not to fall asleep

>>713069797
Well, it's a mixture of factors but Matt wanted to become an actual big boy brand like Oneyplays and gamegrumps, complete with crossovers and real sponsors, while Pat was more focused on streaming and Woolie, was stuck in the middle. My theory is that they had already broken up by mid 2018 when all the LPs were just Pat and Woolie but they must've had an argument or something that September(?) that made them make it official.

>>713069862
I don't know, I'm supportive of writers/creator's block but they have spent almost 1/3rd of their life not making a game, at some point you need to do what Pizza Tower does and just release the game and release updates to it over time

>>713069854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5SSuorWuME
It's from shovel knight pocket dungeon.
Did dingdong just put copyrighted music into his gaym?

>>713069879
Someone post the pic with his black tsa agent nails

>>713069970
Man I miss those machinima videos

>>713069862
they legit can't focus one project + want to keep the patreonbux flowing
bippy STARTED with them hand drawing and pixelling the main char's sprites before they even had the basic engine done
trigger treat was scrapped and reworked into a run n gun instead of a top down shooter (before that julian was reworking all the assets and animating shit at 60fps lol)
they're also juggling the vore shmup and the rhythm game

>>713069970
you're not alone
dd even brought up on stream how much of a viewership drop off they've had since he started streaming
he went from over 2000 people initially to maybe a few dozen
nobody can stand listening to him without chris' tard wrangling.

>>713070034
It's because they're ecelebs anon, they're used to making shit without a set deadline

>>713069879
>I don't want my legacy to be as a letsplayer, I want to be remembered for furry inflation porn

>>713070148
>It'll be out when it's out!

>>713070051
it's placeholder for the patreon build
better than the final game music

>>713070202
Great work ethic

>>713070178
>oneyplays audience: but we don't like your horrifying furry porn.
>Julian: I fucking hate you and want you to DIE!

>>713060931
remember to not abuse your kids unless you want to turn them into neurotic homosexuals

>That one time Chris just casually admitted that he would try to make his teachers cry for fun
Am I the only person who thinks that's fucking insane and evil? He talks about it like that's just something kids do. That's not fucking normal, right?

chris flew back to philly to record with cory and dave for shadow generations but I really had wished he was able to get jeff on board, but jeff with his blowjob lips probably turned it down, not wanting to be on a LP and chris respecting that

>>713070330
Chris' old stories about his childhood make him sound like a fucking sociopath. I'm honestly shocked none of his old schoolmates have come out and admitted that he was a huge bully or something.

>>713070330
We all go through some phases, and even then for every sweet kid you see there are a hundred spawns of Satan, we shouldn't put kids in a pedestal

>>713070030
It's funny how Matt is the only one clinging to relevance at this point, and it's only because of the formatting of his videos leading themselves to being picked up by the algorithm. Pat fell off drastically and lives off his whales at this point, Woolie has nothing going for it whatsoever, and Liam quit streaming altogether. They went from being the channel that so many content creators got their start on, to fading into irrelevancy altogether. Hell, certain games are popular in the West now because of them. Yakuza being the prime example.

>>713070116
I know people are always hyperbolic when they say someone hates their audience, but in Ding Dong's case, he absolutely does. He wants an extremely specific audience at this point comprised of people who don't recognize him solely because of OneyPlays, and wants to turn his channel into some tranny-loving safe space.

>>713070330
>>713070409
>>713070430
>for every person who dreams up the electric light bulb, there's the one who dreams up the atom bomb

>>713069879
This whole meltdown was a piece of work.
>how fucking DARE you like me!
>NEVER send me nice messages on any of my accounts ever again!
>how fucking DARE you make gay jokes even though that's all I ever do!
>you're making Matt and I fucking jokes after I said I'd fuck Matt you pieces of SHIT?
>my brother watched let's plays and it BROKE me!
>I'm becoming MICKEY MOUSE!
>respect me as a HYPER BALLOON DICK FART ARTIST!

>>713069664
Idk man, it's probably just a running joke. But on the other hand, Stamper is a raging alcoholic and is likely drunk more often than not. And he's stayed consistent with certain details over time. Like he keeps repeating this line about how it took him 9 hours to dig the grave. It's kinda weird.

>>713070116
He literally keeps telling people to fuck off, and blaming them for his shitty life, when they're only there to have fun. I don't know what he expects.

>youtube revenue is about $500 to $2000 per 100k views
>most oneyplays videos get around 100k to 200k views within the first month and then a slow dripfeed of more views over time
>would have made a few thousand a month for one or two days of work and had been free to make their game worry free
keep in mind chris doesn't fuck over people based on anything we've heard about him, he's more likely to get ripped off than rip off someone

>>713070330
This kind of embodies the problem with Oney Plays. They're a bunch of normies making a living on one of the most autistic, aspergic hobbies on the planet.

so we all agree that this is one of their best series, right?

>>713070330
It's a phase, sometimes you grow out of it and sometimes you don't
which is very ironic because they would bash on leafy for doing exactly what chris, cory, and zach did in the early days
and in this case with chris and trying to get his teacher's to cry and not being able to realize that it was dickmove at the time, just proves chris still has some growing up to do, he is a manchild after all

>>713067974
it also has so much potential with the skins and gameplay stuff
cory could autism horny feast over all the skins lmao

>>713070498
Whenever I do tune into one of his streams at this point, I get this weird sense of anxiety where I just know at some point or another he'll go off on some retarded tangent that'll annoy me. It makes me not want to even bother watching him in the first place. I can't imagine that I'm the only one at this point that feels this way.

>>713070592
Just because you all were losers doesn't mean Chris has to be. He's way more successful, normal, rich, and happier than anyone in this thread.

>>713070584
Yes, and Skinwalker could have been a fine addition.

>>713059257
According to Ding Dong. After his hysterical faggotry and exaggerations in recent years, I'm inclined to believe the truth was nowhere near as bad.

>>713070058
I don’t know what that is but here’s another obnoxiously narcissistic comic. You know, Mario , Mickey, and Julian. The iconic trio of world famous characters. Even Ranjesesh knows Julian

jesus el christo...

>>713070330
Teachers having a mental breakdown over stupid shit that kids remember well into their adult years is normal in public schools even in the US.
It's less about chris being a piece of shit as a kid (which he was, and kids are especially in public schooling) and says more about the mental state public school teachers are in.

>>713070618
It was just really funny watching them get invested in something while shitting all over it because of the circumstances it exists in

>>713070683
>Few weeks back, randomly think about the robot video with the most views on the channel
>This past week or so they mention it for some reason
Felt really strange

>>713070683
>secondary character is way more popular and likable than main character

>>713070646
I dunno. I decided I don't like him anymore, and unfollowed all of his stuff.
There's cool people out there who do insightful video game stuff, without being histrionic retards, is all I'm saying.

>>713061410
he turned of VODs so silly little kiwiniggers like you couldn't track everything he did
>>713067350
>nooo bro being a fucking weirdo gooner is "board culture"

>>713063754
>that one time corey said nigger repeatedly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ld9yCFrFQo&t=47s

>>713061169
There was some pretty prototype smiling friends material that was sound before the show came out

>>713070442
Pat is one public outburst from becoming DSP 2.0 and Woolie has failed on every concievable level to make his own gaming group like the Best Friends. A reunion show would save their careers but they're all far too prideful for that

>>713070768
Work on your game faggot

>>713070683
HAHA FUNNY GOBLIN

>>713070498
reminds me of that image of dingdong being unphased by countless compliments by fans that genuinely love him but he sees one mean comment and he ends up hating everyone

>>713070791
DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF? HUH? YEAH YOU'D LIKE THAT HUH!!!?

>>713070787
Woolie getting out-fucking-skilled on his own channel will never not be funny to me. I haven't even seen his channel because I'm racist, so I'm only aware of it because his failure is strong enough to be carried by cultural osmosis.

>>713070768
>dual reply
>seething at both
Hi dingdong.

>>713070683
I feel like i'm the one faggot in the planet that hates Zach

>>713069063
>being friends with someone who provides pedos content is le fine, gonna cry snowflake :^}

>>713067350
being a pedophile is not "culture"

>>713070890
>seethes at drawings
back to twitter

>>713066941
The Yiik episodes and everything else from Oneystays were objectively some of the worst, most boring shit the channel has ever put out. Want proof? Just try to watch the Resi4 complete, you'll notice just how much the vibe is off as soon as the split happens. They aren't friends anymore, what is there is just awkward and weird. Compare how Dingdong "laughs" (or rather pretends to) in that vs. his regular streams, or how Julian barely interacts and always does it in a very monotone voice. It's sad and pathetic and if that's what to expect from new DDJ episodes, I'd rather them stay dead. I'm still not watching the retarded Tomar Adam Cory episodes, I hate Lyle and his unfunny shouting ass with a passion and Zach is not nearly as funny as people want you to believe

>>713070903
Seething at anons is not "working on your game".

>>713070916
I endorse this post.

>>713064374
I kinda remember him from back then but not very well

>>713070787
Pat pretty much is DSP 2.0. He just needs to jerk off live on stream sometime to fully cement it.
>Literally haven't rewatched anything SBFP related since the breakup because it completely ruined the entire channel for me
I dread the day it happens with OneyPlays, because then I truly won't have anything to watch.

>>713070910
>drawings of kids getting fucked is fine!
You’re weird bro

>*takes you, picks you up*
>*pours milk on your head and kicks you*

>>713070903
>>713071009
noooooo bro i swear it's so based!!1

>>713071009
They're not real and don't affect you, why do you care, faggot

>>713071006
I wouldn't be surprised if it happened soon, those tiktokesque shorst and the shameless compilation slop give me a bad feeling

>>713070680
>>713070683
You know maybe Julian has a point

'ate Adumb
'luv Cory
simple as

>>713070683
the fucking dentist video kek

>>713071061
Because I don't want to be around pedo freaks just like I don't want to be around scat fetishists or dog fuckers.

>>713071105
i prefer sleepycabin era cory

>>713071061
Because the person making it knows that the porn they’re making is for pedophiles. It’s just weird they endorsed someone like Shad for so long

>>713071130
>le pedo pedo pedo
That's all you zoomers can say, shut up

>>713070916
Nah Yiik is kino, don't need a wall of text to state why.
I know what I watched.
>b-but the vibe
Don't care. They fundamentally knew why the story sucks and that's why they knew how to make fun of it. It's some of the most enjoyable episodes oneyplays has ever produced.

>>713070768
Sup Richard. Kinda weird to bring up kiwitrannies since they're gay little white knights for you. Do even fictional children hit too close to home bud? Awww. You poor, poor thing making money by just sitting on your ass all day.

Parasocial relationships are a hell of a drug huh

>>713071130
you're in the wrong place, my friend.

I like both Adams

>>713071006
people who don't try to hide much tend to be better people
its 'holier than thou' fuckers like arin or supermega that are hiding something

>>713071130
Tuba vorists is fine?

>>713071143
Cory was better when he was passionate about things but relatively quiet and kept to himself a lot. Now he just blurts whatever comes to mind
>I bet my cock smells right now

>>713071172
These threads are therapeutic. It gives all the fanboys an outlet to complain.

>>713071172
never make yourself public when entering an autistic medium and you won't have to deal with that shit, bitch

>>713070886
Stop criticizing him neopuritan schizo

>>713071186
I never knew Alan's voice was an impression of Adam P until recently

You're all just replying at dingdong seething at loli
Just call him out and make fun of him

>>713071195
I honestly can't watch anything with Matt in them now because of how big of faggots they turned out being

>>713071251
just wait until dingdong finds out what his buddy zone drew back in the day

>I'm not the only Coryhater anymore
Feels good

>>713065279
The issue is, that as with many lolcows he tied his financesz livelyhood and socialization to the internet inherently. He literally cant afford to quit because he has no other opportunities.

>>713071303
why are you black

>>713071260
yeah but matt did say it would be epic if dd killed himself right to his face so he's based

>>713071169
>I know what I watched
Yes, you and thousands of people. That still doesn't make any of you right. It's the game that is funny because it's a dumb piece of shit that likes to smell its own farts, the group added nothing to the enjoyment. It's just like when Chris used to make videos about that mongoloid from second life, he didn't make it funnier he just made it public.
>They fundamentally knew why the story sucks
everybody can do that. If you want somebody to bounce off of Yiik's retardation well just watch Running Shine's video on it, that one is actually funny

Reminder that OneyPlays was at its best when it was Millennial core audience, and it went to shit the moment it became algorithm farming bait for zoomers

>>713071303
i don't have hate for cory
I have cory fatigue

>>713071171
my name is mason dude
>>713071303
>anymore
>>713071195
>>713071260
>>713071330
the super mega falloff needs to be studied

>>713071345
This describes basically everything.

>>713071387
>the super mega falloff needs to be studied
Get woke, go broke
Literally just this

>>713071345
zoomers are 30 years old

>>713071345
Zoomers are almost 30, you're thinking of actual children

>>713071387
It’s simple. Matt just became more political and hateful, particularly of the south where they grew up

>>713071409
>>713071424
No they're not, kek. Quit trying to force this as to not out yourself. The majority of zoomers online and in these spaces are below 21.

>>713071448
That’s gen alpha, unc

>>713070916
>Zach is not nearly as funny as people want you to believe
He was funny at first,but not so much now since all he does is either quirky hypotheticals,screeching or trump impressions.He relies heavily on his nasal voice to stand out aswell,he'd be Lyle tier without it

>>713071448
I was born in 1996, and I'm turning 29 today. That's Gen Z dude. And even if I don't count, then the guy born in 1997 is turning 28 soon.

>>713058947
>it was a night on halloween, man come in and he funny scream
Between the creatively bankrupt rhymes and relentless negativity, I really do not understand why DingDong was ever missed. Even before he was on Oneyplays, all he ever was was just a negative bastard. Everything he complains about, whether it's bad game design or doxxing, is something he has done himself. Julian is funny though

>>713071337
Your point of why it sucked was "they're no longer firends :( and julian no laugh as much"
Brother that says more about how desperately you need parasocial stuff than anything.

>>713060931
>>713064504
Honestly, the more of these stories DD tells, the more I'm incline to believe he's just a narcissistic bullshitter. He reminds me of Boogie, where is life is just an endless stream of abuse and rapes.

If you want to know which "lolis" made Ding Dong seethe the most I'm preeetty sure it was She-Ra. Or was it The Owl House?

>>713071518
>Julian is funny though
never on purpose.

>>713071201
Yes, that's completely different actually. That person probably just watched too many cartoons growing up. The individuals I'm talking about are soulless and representative of the deepest depths of human depravity. It's like comparing necrophilia to someone with a foot fetish. We don't hate you because you're weird, we hate you because you defile what it means to be a human. You're sick and nasty. I feel loathing and revulsion when I'm confronted with your type.

>>713071545
>>>/co/

>>713071545

of all the things to get worked up about he seethes at possibly the least sexualized loli design I've ever seen
she even looks like an adult

>>713071603
It is an adult, Adora is a fucking grown woman.

Dave the slave is slowly taking the best guest spot away from Zach

>>713071518
wild woody was pretty funny

>>713065586
He posted on modern MFGG like a year or two ago as DingDong, he hasn't tried to hide it much.

How are there so many Mfags here?

>>713071545
Figures.
Dingus Dangle is absolutely the type to see She-Ra as some brave feminist thing and thus any sexualization of it is evil and from satan.

Owl house could be too because it's the brave story of two lesbians.

>>713071545
That's a man.

>>713071593
waow I triggered him in record time maybe I am remembering that stream right

>>713071529
>Your point of why it sucked was "they"re no longer friends
.. yeah? That's why it sucked. They're no longer friends, so they just don't work off each other anymore. Is that too hard of a concept to understand?
>that says more about how desperately you need parasocial stuff than anything
Why, because I enjoyed their videos and now I don't anymore? I don't watch them and only get reminded of their existence when threads like these pop up, but whatever helps you justify your dickriding I guess

>>713071652
It's Ben 10 in a wig.
Post the Shad comic, do the needful.

>>713064018
>Newgrounds has fallen
>as if newgrounds didnt always have gay shit all over it

>>713071536
I don't think they're actively bad people but they're definitely not actively good people.

They resent their fans.
They procrastinate and output nothing of value.
They have constant health problems to the point where they're either extremely unlucky or they take zero care of themselves
They gave up a gig where they could pay for their rent, groceries, and some bills with about a week's worth of recording every month

>>713071641
old internet was a lot tightly knit than current internet, and a lot of people are congregating back to old internet places
hell, somethingawful is getting a lot busier than it has been in recent years

>>713071571
Yeah sure ding dong keep excusing your fetish.
Surely there's no chance lolicons literally just grew up watching japanese cartoons as well.

>>713071518
I enjoyed the dynamic he had going on with Chris and the games they'd play were generally a lot more interesting when he was here

>>713071692
I don't remember gay shit on Newgrounds.
I do remember "nigger" and "faggot" getting thrown around casually, however.

>>713065569
Redditors and xitters are seething at the Simpsons writers for being out of touch fossils (they are) while Zach probably thinks this is the greatest thing of all time.

>>713071130
>>713071571
Where do you think you are, retard?

>>713067969
I'm amazed they never wound up taking down all the jon videos

>>713071747
>I BUST A CAP IN THAT *FOG HORN*

>i'll never respect your fetish but you MUST respect mine!

>>713065970
>>713066115
They made the 18+ rating back in 2015. You are the modern teenagers who use the site

I don't want them to have Adam on the show ever again, every other story he tells is about fucking someone, I can't fucking take it anymore.

>>713071726
I'd be super proud too if my silly little cable show got a reference in the greatest animated sitcom of all time

>>713071747
I'm more amazed that the episode where the editor put a dolphin pussy on screen is still there in all its glory https://youtu.be/gXct3-92P7Q?t=373

>>713071839
/v/ makes posts like this and wonders why Chris wants to stay far the fuck away from his fans

>>713071839
>can't stand hearing people talk about sex
that's because you're an incel

>>713071806
I was absolutely floored when I discovered ding dong was the tuba vore guy

>>713071806
These guys really put the "inflate" into "inflated ego"

>>713071878

>>713071878

>>713070916
>objectively some of the worst, most boring shit the channel has ever put out
The most boring DD&J episodes are still 1000x better than Zachslop
Modern Oneyplays is insufferable

>>713071710
>Surely there's no chance lolicons literally just grew up watching japanese cartoons
That has nothing to do with your paraphilia. You don't jerk off to anime characters you jerk off to anime CHILDREN in particular because you have a mental disorder that makes you sexually aroused by the thought of defiling childhood innocence. It's absolutely not the anime part that you like, it's the child part. That's why you freaks are posting about the little girl in that Donkey Kong game and Pragmata.

>>713071883
I like Chris but his hobbies are art and music
I'd probably hang out better with Cory

>>713072001
So how do you justify violent video games then?

>>713071806
does that pervert know that bagpipe monster is only 17 years old?

>>713071878
>>713071927
>>713071981

Dolphin pussy jelly isn't real btw.
https://files.catbox.moe/pjhbsk.mp4

>>713068093
I doubt he has anything to do with the compilations. Probably that Helix fag just squeezing out a few extra shekels.

>>713072001
Why are you here? Where the fuck did you come from?

>>713071998
Oh I agree 100%, I'd rather watch his older series than anything he has put out after 2018

>>713072051

>>713072051

>>713072001
And you jerk off to cartoon tubas in general though?
Did you think your post made sense?

>>713068239
Sometimes I genuinely wonder what happened to Karnivore and Krissy.

>>713072126
got real jobs and started a family maybe

Dave has been featured in dozens upon dozens of episodes at this point and he still feels like a guest somehow.

>>713071513
Happy birthday :D

>>713071839
It seriously depends how much money chris needs, adam is only within chris' circle of friends because adam is LOADED and to put that into perspective
Adam rented an airbnb by paying the full year upfront without having to see the place where he will be staying at, he most likely did the same with chris
https://youtu.be/r64f14KunqQ?t=588

>>713065206
Recently he kept bringing up the John Redcorn guy's death as a sign that gays are under attack when honestly the dude seemed like a junkie who made plenty of enemies in his town. He burnt his house down himself and admitted it but apparently it was arson because he married a tranny.

I genuinely fail to see what Chris sees in Adam. Absolutely zero redeeming qualities.

>>713072051
hot

I tolerate Adam because he's one of the only ones on the show now that doesn't play a character and doesn't sound like he's being forced against his will to be on.

>>713072213
i'm disgusted

>>713072217
Never believe reports of violence against homosexuals, not after Stonewall.

>>713072237
>>713072213

The fact that both Cory and Dave stayed a good long time over Chris's and didn't do a Slightly Artistic video is insane,the only thing that scratched the itch was Graffiti Kingdom

>>713072237
money

>>713071448
The start of generation Z(oomer) is 1995 and doing the modern 15~ year generation duration that would mean the youngest zoomers were born in 2010 and are 15. Of course theres differences between people born 15 years apart but thats just how dumb stereotyping an entire generation is. Your complaint is mainly with the current gen alphas. Please do not try to argue that "generation that you hate" started the day after you were born I've seen too much copium filled arguments about this stupid shit its pathetic to see the lengths retards will go to avoid a meaningless label.

>>713072275
chris can't draw because of his bad back or whatever excuse he's using

>>713068750
I mean it's the same with becoming famous in general - you have to be a sociopathic ladder climber.

>>713072197
Thank you

>>713072213
Is he jewish or something

>>713072051
>actual certifiable dolphin porn.
Thought it was a myth.

>>713072425
that's the only explanation

>>713068921
Same. I always hated how often he'd act like he's some wise old chinese sage compared to everyone else. He ruined Sleepycast season 2.

>>713068946
Even that Uber story. Is it really THAT hard to engage in friendly conversation for the duration of a ride. Especially in a shithole like LA, where being friendly is more rare than the planets aligning.

>>713072062
Did you think everyone on this site was a pedo?

>>713072338
>chris says he constantly takes a cocktail of pills because of said back pain in the recent video
chris is gonna end up dead isn't? he is gonna die with a fucking egg in his mouth just like chris farley
https://youtu.be/gv5CdFLa9WU?t=2523

>>713072474
being 12 years older than the youngest sleepycabin member must have had something to do with his phony maturity act

>>713058947
>Oneyplays
THE unfunniest Youtube channel next to Super Mega.

>>713072532
don did nothing wrong

>>713072001
>watch a ton of media featuring cute lolis growing up
>end up liking cute lolis

Woah such a hard concept.
Anyways good luck on tough bippy.

>>713067252
>always assumed it was a overbearing dad forcing his son to become a faggot juggalo
>turns out the kid was his little cousin and he was dressed as joker for halloween
wholesome

>>713068546
I remember bitching in one while he was streaming saying his streams just end up being him repeating the same shit for hours on end, and he went quiet for a minute after I posted, only for an awfully defensive post to explain that "he" is only doing that for people just joining the stream, and right after that was posted he started talking again repeating almost verbatim what that post said but in the first person because he couldn't act like someone else

>>713072425
maybe? he's swedish and his parents are rich as hell. so much so that they genuinely do not care that adam does jack shit and gets high all the time, they probably give him the money just so he will leave them alone, wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if they love his brother more than him

>>713072512
I don't understand why people like you come here.

>>713072514
Oney isn't fat. Well he isn't THAT fat.

>>713072698
Who else are they going to pull the holier than thou shtick for before they get busted for grooming actual kids?

>>713071061
They were drawings of living kids. You wanna draw shit of Lisa simpson, whatever, but actual living kids?
>>713069562
>Zoomer zoomer zoomer
You watch oneyplays, shut the fuck up.

>>713072698
You can't comprehend why anyone would post on 4chan unless they have the same sexual deviances as you?

>>713072707

>>713072051
Nice

>Regrets doing OneyPlays.
>When it's the only reason he has a decently sized Patreon and a good amount of donators for his streams.
I get it brought him some trouble, but where would he be if he never did it? He can work on his games without needing to do another job to cover the bills because of those fans specifically.

>>713072794

>Playing Elden Ring for the first time
>There are two bosses titled Commander
>Their names are O'Neil and Niall
Am I having a schizophrenic breakdown or what

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Commander+O'Neil
https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Commander+Niall

>>713072897
very common surname/name in ireland
it's like smith and john in the US

>That episode where Adam tells a story of a pajeeta lusting over him
He's definitely Jewish alright.

he's been live this whole time and having fun while you're all miserable in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-nwXPwhfbE

>>713070409
I do remember a couple anons claiming they knew Chris when he was younger, and that he was always a dickhead.

>>713072514
i hope the next dead body they show in smiling friends has an egg in it's mouth

>>713072974
>he's been live this whole time and having fun
what a fucking lie

>500 replies
you know you can a-log dingdong on Kiwifarms instead of being at risk of getting 404'd here, right?

>>713072974
rent_free_guy_pissing_himself.png

>>713070768
You literally did an AMA with KF you fag, and they were actually nice to you.

>>713072974
>having fun

>>713072974
didn't tune in to this stream, but last time he was going on how trump is going to kill every trans person and how disneyland is working for the republican party

>>713072974
>Click on stream.
>Getting upset at anti indie game strawmen again.
Oh lord.

>>713072051
to be fair I think dolphins are one of the least nasty animals to fuck

are oneyplays fans still incredibly defensive over their lets player that shit on lets players and their fanbases for years before realizing he was replaced by someone more talented (cusack) or are they actually realizing they are the target of Chris' insults and jokes? it'd be somewhat respectable if chris himself had any self awareness and realized he is guilty of all of the things he made of and still makes fun of.
>>713072237
He just needs someone to fill a seat. Oneyplays has been stoned people talking without thinking about how they're going to finish their own joke for a majority of its run
>>713072707
I started listening to the cory and dave playthroughs in the background as the first oneyplays ive listened to in years and i swear to god Chris says "I'm hungry" multiple times in all of them. Im not even shaming, its just he mentions being hungry in like half the episodes

>>713072051
dude they're so fucking soft imagine gah

>>713073138
The thread over there was made in 2020 and is filled with babies using him as a surrogate daddy. This is the only place where you can call him out.

>>713070886
I don't hate him, but I don't get the unending love. I haven't seen SF, so I can't comment on that, but he can derail as much as Corey and acts just as disinterested as Chris.

Chris if you're seeing this, take a year long break. A year solely to focus on projects.

>>713072974
I wish he would save the vods for streams. I actually want to watch them but can't live, at least not the whole thing at once.

>>713072974
>Click on stream
>he's bitching about people bitching about games
Man what the fuck this guy is literally the most negative hater of other peoples' shit. I haven't heard him speak in two years but that is all that motherfucker ever did

https://files.catbox.moe/y6rn57.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/u3kwyr.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/z7mg25.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/l4th81.mp4
dropping these here. It's not dolphin porn like they guy above

>>713071186
Adam P was fun. Just a normalfag being ping ponged between retards.

>>713073378
That DK Epstein Island bit was hysterical.

>>713073378
I wish they had him on more often, I remember really enjoying his banter when they played 6 Golden Coins

>>713073376
>after a game comes out we're going to make a better decision about where to go
holy fuck these retards have zero life skills

>>713073378
He was genuinely funny
>Alex Kong
Unlike Adumb

>>713071547
>chris: he should just kill himself
>julian: aw he's japanese, he probably did
One of the few times he made me kek audibly.

>>713073378
you should check zach's very positive stream
adam p is zach's julian

>>713073530
>what the hell is a banana themed handkerchief?

>>713069616
>>713069879
It's pretty funny how often he digs into chris about selling merch when he visited for a bit. Sheer pettiness.

>>713071747
It would've been way too obvious a bad PR move. Best to just leave them and ignore them.

>>713071536
I was viciously abused too, and there are a ton of situations where I could have been molested or raped, but I’m asexual and no one has ever touched me. Meanwhile, the de facto form of abuse received by straight and gay men is molestation or rape and they often turn out to do the same thing.
Summat weird going on, I says.

Taking the opportunity to say I love Dave.

>>713073638
zach indirectly made fun of julian's tumblr rant in the left 4 dead playthrough
whether intentionally or unintentionally it was still funny

>>713073690
I'd watch more videos with Dave if Cory wasn't in them

>>713073690
Dave is honestly really funny and I think he and Cory are a good combo.

>Chris Lyle and Niall
I actually like this dynamic and want to see more of it

>>713073690
i love aphex twin

>>713073690
Is it true that you can really eat at McDonald's if you work there

>>713073757
>>713073761
duality of man

>>713073802
Who is going to stop us?

>>713073769
>Niall was the punching bag on Sleepycast but managed to pull tail, so it balanced out.
>Niall is the punching bag on Oneyplays but he hit twink death and is now just depressed.
Poor Irish fool.

>>713073802
wasn't that what got hin fired though

>>713073856
I like Niall but he brings a lot of the grief on himself, he's really self deprecating.

damn babe thread is about to die that sucks :/
wanna see my astrobot speedrun???

>>713073138
The OP KF thread is full of redditors that basically echoe the YT comments. Bunch of faggots with Tomar jokes and hypotheticals, as if they really ARE parasocial.

>>713074031
aww hey little guy *scritches chin*

>>713073575
Thanks anon I will.

>that guy doing oneyplays impressions during the inspector gadget speedrun at agdq this year

>>713074217
Your .gif doesn't phase me, I've experienced Petey Time.

>>713073684
Yeah, I'm not saying abuse doesn't happen (sorry about your past, anon). It's just that I tend to recognise the same traits in narcissistic liars, since I know one IRL. Hope you're doing well.

picrel is all of you ITT btw

>>713074280

>>713074335
I think I'd rather swap with him to be honest.

>>713074335
>happy
>chilling
>couldn't be less bothered
yep that's me

>>713074335
I cut my hair tho

they better do more ai phonecalls while chris is there in philly

>>713074418
They better force Jeff to talk to AI Jeff.

>>713074335
>fat
>furfag
>hiding receding hairline with beanie
yep that's me

I honestly think that knowing a human being to this degree would turn 95% of people into ""lolcows""

>>713074335

>>713074675
This is edited
It has to be

>>713074418
>there's a non-0 chance I bump into them at a Wawa
neat

>>713074675
Oney...

>>713074675
are they really this fat

>>713074675
When did Lyle become Indian

>>713074675
Chris...lay off the chicken fillet rolls.

>>713074848
That's what happens when you treat Mcdonalds chicken sandwiches like a snack

>>713074895
But they're healthy. Just some chicken and lettuce.

>>713074810
nvm found the original
https://x.com/HeavyMetalFoxxo/status/1784083894620537236

>>713074840
he redeemed

>>713074675
>Zach is the only one of the crew who used to be in on redpill
>Brings up nofap, looksmaxxing and finasteride
>Glown up massivel
>The only one with a career thats actually going anywhere.

King of this board.

>>713074675
>>713074978
Zach and Tomar looking mildly scared with Lyle looking like some 40-year-old uncle with a baked potato for a face who still thinks he's got it with the ladies and Chris glaring at the camera looking absolutely miserable and like he drinks melted cheese with a straw sends my sides into orbit

>>713074675
This shit gets me every time

>>713073690
He's been one of my favorites since the Wind Waker playthrough

>>713072974
>complaining about someone using cuck too much and calling them insecure.
Cuck just means pathetic loser now. What's his deal?

It's funny going back to old Doodle Dudes episodes and seeing where everyone ended up. I genuinely wonder what Chris thinks of Vivziepop now

if this is the last post god will go back in time to prevent ding dong from getting molested

>>713075341
not on my watch

>>713075367
4chan /v/...

>>713075367
you have time-molested him

>>713074840
when he renounced his Puerto Rican roots and vowed to kill them all

I respect Chris's humility in always making himself look as unflattering as humanly possible in pictures he posts of himself, whereas most people would try to make themselves look more attractive than they are. In that regard I'd say he's down to earth

>>713075367
YOU JUST RETROACTIVELY MOLESTED DINGDONG. NOW HE'S BEEN MOLESTED AT LEAST TWICE IN HIS LIFE. DO YOU FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF YOU SICK FUCK?

>>713075580
I will follow his example from now on.

last post for cory best boy

>crying about people downplaying homosexual insults
>Has said nigger multiple times
You can't pick and choose, DD. Just like you just said

every post after the initial negation is 1+ phone call from mom

>>713075732
Him and Julian have also said faggot more times than they can count. I really won't be surprised if DD officially troons out soon at the rate he's going. I'd genuinely tell him to get electro shock therapy to fix his fucked brain.

>"Why are new Street Fighter games coming out? We already have Duke Nukem" -apparently game reviews
Not a single person has ever said this, DingDong. Stop strawmanning

>>713075797
his current fursona is some kind of effeminate pink donkey in a marching band outfit
he's 99% on his way to becoming a troon

>>713075858
What the fuck does that even mean

>>713075858
this is why I dislike echo chambers like the one dingdong has created for himself

>>713075889
How the fuck is it that living in California was more of a benefit to him than wherever the fuck he lives now

>>713075797
He has indirectly made fun of trannies and immigrants before.

>>713075946
At this point Ding Dong is close to becoming SquirrelyJack

>>713075996
that's a different flavor of insane. Not quite

>>713075858
He's mistaking Best Gamers reviewers as legitimate 90s reviewers

>>713075952
people around him were constantly telling him to calm down and stop acting like a faggot
now all he has is Julian and they have some kind of misery ouroboros thing going on

>>713076047
I think Julian's probably just a complete pushover IRL and gives into whatever DD says too often, and DD likely farms pity a lot of the time.
Also thinking back to when I found Julian's "secret" art stream and he put a heavy voice changer on but it's still so obviously him.

I used to have a contact that had wormed himself into DD's inner circle for some brief but exclusive info but the thread is about to die fuk

>>713075858
I swear he thinks only G4 made reviews nack then even though other sites and magazines praised JRPGs and other odd games.

>>713076284
I doubt there's much to be said anyway

>>713076047
you have nothing worth sharing

>>713076372
what_an_odd_thing_to_say.jpg

>>713076329
It's mainly about what he spends the patreon money on but yea nothing too revolutionary but uh, very "interesting"

one final post
for youm dingdong

Do you honestly think ranting about your personal life and drama to strangers on the internet for 12 hours is healthy?
Do you really think it's fair to give only your side of the story, publicly smear people, drag names through the mud just to make yourself feel better?
Using threats of suicide as a shield against people ever giving you criticism and trying to silence them is fucking disgusting.

Go fuck yourself.

>>713076424
it's true

>>713076467
I just wish he'd quit it with the schizophrenic TDS bullshit. Ding Dong, you are an insignificant speck of dirt to someone like Trump. You already lived through four years of him, you can live through four more. Quit being so fucking hyperbolic about how bad things really are just so you can farm victim points.

PLEASE let this thread die, I've been posting for hours about how anyone who badmouths DD is a loser

>>713076481
I have 17 of dingdong's previous usernames
how many do you have?

>>713076683
what was the one he used for the old mario romhack forum?

>>713076664
that's right
only dingdong is allowed to badmouth people
losers

>>713076683
you haven't shared anything worthwhile but keep responding

600?

>>713076741
either YoshiGuy or Delmore

>>713076795
or maybe it was KingFavabean

>>713076741
Look up you mole

>>713071061
Ya bubblin’?