real talk: are you really gonna simp for a company that takes your hardware away? - /v/ (#713064234) [Archived: 889 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:13:49 AM No.713064234
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come the fuck on now.
https://www.theverge.com/news/688483/nintendo-switch-2-ban-error-code-mig-flash-cartridge-online
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:25:31 AM No.713064803
>>713064234 (OP)
I'm not planning on pirating so this doesn't affect me
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:26:36 AM No.713064870
I am in a secure enough financial position that buying all 10 good games this console will have isn't a big deal to me.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:28:05 AM No.713064938
nigger lol
nigger lol
md5: c90c2838582c54cca9c854c86089d332๐Ÿ”
>>713064234 (OP)
>your hardware
He can play the system just fine. He just can't play online.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:31:40 AM No.713067540
>>713064938
How? 90% of the system's library requires a download and in the future new firmware. Which you can't even install without connecting to Nintendo's servers.
The console is a brick as soon as the next firmware comes out, probably for Bonanza.
These people's switch2s are permanent offline Mario kart machines.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:33:26 AM No.713067598
>>713067540
He has his Mig to play games with so what's the problem?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:34:02 AM No.713067616
>>713067540
Don't be a retarded pirate and this won't happen to you.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:34:32 AM No.713067643
>pirate games
>can't access the online store anymore
NOOOOOO
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:35:01 AM No.713067658
>>713064870
Did they announce 10 animal crossing games on switch 2?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:37:56 AM No.713067775
>>713064234 (OP)
Bricking has been a thing since the 360
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:38:46 AM No.713067804
>>713067540
>90% of the system's library requires a download
Dumbass.
>new firmware
Like on Switch 1, newer games have them on the cart, and you can update by connecting to a nearby Switch 2.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:40:03 AM No.713067861
>>713067775
you can't expect people like OP to know about things from before they were born like that anon.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:44:42 AM No.713068046
>>713067540
Just don't buy the you will own nothing, not even the hardware, device and this won't happen to you.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:45:52 AM No.713068085
you're the same kind of retard who calls people bootlickers for saying that looting stores wrong
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:47:40 AM No.713068163
>>713064234 (OP)
>posted it again
don't play pirated games online if you don't want your account banned from online, retarded snoy
every platform does this
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:47:45 AM No.713068168
>>713067775
It's only bad when nintendo does it
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:48:13 AM No.713068184
>>713064234 (OP)
Most modern consoles will ban you from using their online service if they detect piracy
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:51:18 AM No.713068308
>>713067775
sony and microsoft were even far worse about it
nintendo just bars you from using online you can still use your console to play single player with no issue
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:53:03 AM No.713068387
>>713067804
Except there's nothing on new carts. Did you forget about that?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:55:50 AM No.713068487
>>713064234 (OP)
>Your hardware
That's were you're wrong, goy gaijin. raughs.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:56:30 AM No.713068518
>well actually the rrod was totally intentional and that therefore justifies nintendo being pieces of shit and owning nothing
lmao how far this fucking god forsaken fanbase has fallen
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:57:33 AM No.713068562
If you buy MiG flashcards you deserve to get your dick removed by Nintendo.
Fuck those Gateway kikes.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:00:12 AM No.713068668
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>>713068518
>rrod
>ylod
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:02:30 AM No.713068770
>>713064234 (OP)
>"The Switch 2 is unhackable!!!"
Days later...
>"Please don't hack the Switch 2!!!!!"
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:09:48 AM No.713069091
>>713064234 (OP)
Not sure how these affects "simps". Tendies have been warning people not to buy mig carts
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:16:33 AM No.713069369
when did pirates become so fucking retarded that they started connecting their pirated shit online
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:19:57 AM No.713069514
>>713069369
They've gone full retard with the switch 2. Even modded switch 1 owners were careful with that shit
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:20:57 AM No.713069556
>>713064234 (OP)
tendies are defending 90 dollar games, why do you think they won't defend this?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:21:09 AM No.713069567
>>713069369
Switch 2 can detect that shit offline as well, doesn't matter when you go online.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:21:41 AM No.713069601
>>713069369
Modern pirates get their emulation/pirate news from ecelebs and clout chasers.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:24:44 AM No.713069749
>>713064234 (OP)
>want to pirate games
>on console
Not even worth the effort plus probably violating the tos making the ban completely legit. Iโ€™m all for piracy but purposefully getting yourself banned by using shit that will get you banned and then getting upset about is stupid, why buy a console if you donโ€™t wanna buy the games for it?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:29:34 AM No.713069980
>>713069567
For reals? oh shit lol
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:31:11 AM No.713070059
>>713064234 (OP)
Is this baby's first console? No shit
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:31:42 AM No.713070094
>>713068770
Kek. Tendies are the most delusional bunch in the industry.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:32:22 AM No.713070124
>>713067540
Switch 2 cartridges have the required firmware update on them.
Banned consoles can still download system updates, in most cases.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:37:04 AM No.713070345
>>713070059
sony cultists are seething trying to pretend nintendo doing the same shit every console and platform has done for 2 decades is bad, but its okay when sony does it
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:39:02 AM No.713070431
>>713064234 (OP)
My god, look at the ham beast handshot. Please tell me that's from the verge and not nintendo itself.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:40:22 AM No.713070492
When I buy it it's not going to be for me, I am too old for consoles, new games don't appeal to me.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:44:37 AM No.713070675
Is mons pubis intersex
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:44:38 AM No.713070679
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>>713064234 (OP)
>Have a decent smartphone
>Buy decent controller
>Emulate the shit out of whatever the fuck you want up to ps3
>Be happy
Nintentroons tongue me anus
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:44:46 AM No.713070686
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lol burgers
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:45:58 AM No.713070738
lmao you didn't see anything alright
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:52:40 AM No.713071015
>>713070686
And yet they do it anyway.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:58:37 AM No.713071258
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>>713064234 (OP)
>mfw haven't bought anything nintendo since I got scammed by the Wii
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:04:49 AM No.713071514
>>713071015
Because the system is usable. It just can't go online
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:07:17 AM No.713071605
>>713064234 (OP)
I know the risk of pirating so I won't whine
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:11:10 AM No.713071739
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md5: 319c50112bfaf76875ddea1fbef9ede3๐Ÿ”
>Switch already notorious for having telemetry out the ass
>Hmm today I will use my piracy cart on the Switch 2
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:15:26 AM No.713071907
>>713064234 (OP)
>purchase physical product
>you don't own it
did tendies really?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:26:31 AM No.713072318
>>713064234 (OP)
>are you really gonna simp for a company that takes your hardware away
Speaking legally. They're not taking your hardware away. You paid for the hardware, you can do whatever you want with the hardware. However, the software (OS in this case) and access to the store/online functionality is licensed. You don't own the OS or the Store and cannot do whatever you want to them without incident. Regarding the Mig flash cartridge specifically.
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/17/1201
>No person shall circumvent a technological measure that effectively controls access to a work protected under this title.
>No person shall manufacture, import, offer to the public, provide, or otherwise traffic in any technology, product, service, device, component, or part thereof, thatโ€”
>is primarily designed or produced for the purpose of circumventing a technological measure that effectively controls access to a work protected under this title;
These laws or variants of it exist in almost all modern countries, and the EULA is tailored per region in alignment with the local laws there.
Furthermore, this isn't anything new. Sony and Microsoft do the exact same thing with the Playstation consol, psn, xbox consoles and xbox live respectively. EVEN Valve banned people that were using pirated versions of Half-Life 2.
The reality is if you want to play games released on modern hardware, this is what you agree to. If you don't like it, don't buy any consoles or games Steam.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:28:05 AM No.713072375
>>713064234 (OP)
I'm too poor to buy switch 2, please stop talking about it
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:40:44 AM No.713072874
>>713064234 (OP)
i simply wont buy the hardware untill a safe way to exploit it exists.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:17:20 PM No.713074414
>>713064234 (OP)
Buying another one tomorrow.

It's not simping, it's a company protecting it's IP and products.

If you're dumb enough to go online with. aMIG get bricked, the more the merrier. It's illegal read the terms and services.

Fuck around and find out.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:17:51 PM No.713074434
>>713064234 (OP)
No but I don't care about whatever the fuck recent controversy is. I have a Steam Deck and the recent Nintendo games seem to be all so shitty.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:19:03 PM No.713074501
>>713064234 (OP)
Dude, how fucking mad are you for locking your system off the internet that you have to never not have this thread remade?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:20:27 PM No.713074575
Why did Nintendo have to drink the open world koolaid? All of their games turned into garbage.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:20:38 PM No.713074585
>>713068387
Yes there is. Literally 100% of Nintendo-made games are on the cart, you ignorant faggot.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:21:38 PM No.713074629
>>713070679
How dors that assist in playing switch and switch 2 games?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:22:24 PM No.713074674
>>713064234 (OP)
>your hardware
Lol, lmao even.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:22:39 PM No.713074685
>>713071514
So same for the "burgers"...
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:23:40 PM No.713074731
>>713074434
They aren't, though. Enjoy your paperweight, 'eckfag.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:24:28 PM No.713074776
Bro you have a flashcard so all the games are on the card wtf is this AI article shit?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:24:46 PM No.713074789
>>713074575
Ah yes, the famous open world of Mario Wonder...........................
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:26:16 PM No.713074864
>>713074789
Mario Wonder is a kid's game, too easy.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:27:06 PM No.713074903
>>713064234 (OP)
Real consumers dont need flash card. The dindu victim attitude of piratecucks is why they get btfo
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:28:29 PM No.713074976
>>713074629
By emulating switch slop on said smartphone
>switch 2
You can "remaster" switch slop via emulators themselves
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:29:02 PM No.713075005
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md5: 3a0f1cc3d67383a4de0b86fd9f2fb680๐Ÿ”
>It's only bad when Nintendo does it
What causes such behaviour?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:30:30 PM No.713075070
>>713067658
>good games
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:31:57 PM No.713075141
Why would you even play switch 1 games on the switch 2 and risk a ban? Play them on your switch 1
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:54:37 PM No.713076120
>>713067643
>pirate
>locked out of paid content you weren't gonna pay for anyway
Where's the problem?