Thread 713068691

Are we feeling valid today, kong sisters?

I want basedky kong back bros

>>713068691 (OP)
Cute feet sighted

>>713068691 (OP)
his new one giant eyeball design freaks me out so much. I can't stand to look at it

>>713068691 (OP)
>rolls into vulnerable women's group
>what's the matter it's just us girls here?

>>713068691 (OP)
Extremely. I didn't think much of it but yesterdays Direct sold it to me.

>>713069468
Just halve the size of his god damn ugy fucking mouth at least. holy shit he's ugly.

>>713068691 (OP)
>tranny kong
kek

>>713068691 (OP)
>>713071394
dong status?

First thing I thought of was these

>>713068691 (OP)
Not everything that's pastel blue and pink is for trannies you fuck, I love those colors and am pissed that 99% of people instantly think of those mentally ill dickless faggots

>>713069468
Looks so fun!

>>713068739
I'm not your bro.

>>713073196
Removed

>>713075060
I'm getting odyssey ptsd flashbacks

>>713068691 (OP)
It's ice cream

>>713068691 (OP)
How all transwomen look to normal people

>>713075060
Looks good

Great another woke game

>>713073196
Expanded.

>>713075906
Yet another based game for steamies to seethe over.

>>713075546
What flavor is this? Salmon and dishwasher soap?

>>713069468
I like how the keep doing that “camera pans around to show off the environment” as if it’s meant to be graphically impressive. This shit doesn’t look good

>>713069181
... What? Are you in the right thread?

>>713076927
>as if it’s meant to be graphically impressive
There is not a single game that looks this good on Switch 1.

A friggin’ foamstar reference? Sweet, day one buy!!

>>713077014
He made a thread about it, impressive means shadders numbers

>>713074909
It’s obviously meant to be cotton candy Kong but you know how trannys are…inserting themselves everywhere despite nobody liking them

>>713076906
cotton candy

>>713077053
I always feel obligated to point out that to this very day, Foamstars does not have and has never even had its own Wikipedia page. It was THAT much of a failure

>>713068691 (OP)
>tranny colored kong

wait, the wokey kong posters were right all along?

>>713077238
>Foamstars does not have and has never even had its own Wikipedia page
What?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foamstars

Expected costumes :
mario and luigi overalls
Peach dress
Diddys shirt and cap
That white shirt he had in mario kart 1
Maybe something spookie like frankenstein kong and vampire pauline.
American football kong and cheerleader pauline

>>713077014
It looks like the filler areas of Genshin if running on a Samsung A16

I'd love a sherbet ice cream

>>713077279
Oh shit look at that. You don’t have to believe me but even after service went down and they stopped supporting it, it still didn’t have one. This just be relatively new

>>713077338
You are really out of arguments these days. Its just nonsense after nonsense after nonsense.

man

>>713077279
> READ MORE
Trailblazers (video game)
2018 video game
Forspoken
2023 action role-playing video game
AI slop
Low-quality AI-generated content
lmfao

>>713077364
The page was created 14 days after release

>>713077345
Theres something nightmarish about equines walking on 2 legs

>>713075060
EXPLORATION IN MY HUB BASED PLATFORMER? FUUUUUUCK MEEEE

>>713074909
grats on not being mindbroken.

>>713077436
It definitely was not. You used to type in Foamstars and it would redirect you to a page called “square enix games” trust me I’m fucking autistic

>>713077345
Imagine seeing this image and immediately thinking about trannies instead of lolis impaled by horse cock. Couldn't be me.

>>713077370
Where is the nonsense? Those areas look exactly like running Genshin on the lowest settings.

>>713069468
>yellow sky and grass
Elden ring ripoff much?

>>713077345
/v/ will look at this gay parade image and claim it's not tranny shit

>>713077553
Qee? Again with the nonsense. You dont play games or anything you got those expressions from social media. Or ai.

>>713077447
come on they're silly. and they have ice cream

>>713077786
Made me take a screenshot.

>>713078789
your delusional this literally looks good for switch 2 hardware

>>713068691 (OP)
>Nintardo confirms only trannies play their consoles
Tranxisters our response?

>>713068691 (OP)
Cotton....Kongdy? =^)

>>713068691 (OP)
What would DKs incel colors be?

>>713068691 (OP)
>being so mindbroken you can't even look at fucking Donkey Kong without seeing trannies

>>713068691 (OP)
>Donkey Kong turns trans
>Suddenly the hourglass hot babe is turned into a little girl to kidnap dressed in little boy clothes
kek
>>713073196
Redacted

nintendo absolutely ATE for pride this year
breasties the switch 2 was made for US

>>713068691 (OP)
wokey kong brought to you by kneeltendo

>>713078789
Its not even a screenshot

>OP has never had cotton candy in his life
>sees colors and immediately spergs out over LE TRANNIES
What a sad state of existence.

>>713083584
It’s not only OP, the other side of the internet is doing it in reverse saying how great it is for the trans representation. This is reddit and no they weren’t being ironic. Trannys have officially ruined what is an otherwise pleasant and aesthetically pleasing color combination

I hate how faggots have ruined color combinations forever.

>>713083584
It's pretty funny how rainbows make them cry

>>713068691 (OP)
>>713074909
>>713077132
>>713077345

The whole game has a blue and pinkish color scheme in the menu.

It has nothing to do with troons.

>>713086750
"them", you say

curious

>>713086651
Me too

>>713086651
You can have this combination instead anon.

>>713087029
doc i can't do these placebos anymore, i need the real deal man

>>713074909
ohhhhh man I loved those as a kid I haven't had them in years

>>713074909
Lol same.

>>713068691 (OP)
>HE

>>713068691 (OP)
Trix Yogurt

>>713087848
based taste

>>713068691 (OP)
Troons please....not DK.....

>>713087029
I think that stands for asexual or some shit

Looks like Mario Odyssey for zoomers

>>713087029
Thanks doc

>>713075060
i don't get the meme about this webm. please spoonfeed

Just the color of the light from Krocodile core

>>713088726
Banana (penis) in the pipe (vagina)

>>713068691 (OP)
wtf is this? could I have more information about it so I can hate it properly and informed?

>>713088469
Bait

>>713089085
This is donkey kong, he has cunny on his back.

>>713068691 (OP)
I really do hate his new design. Not even in comparison to his old design, just on its own merits. There's just something genuinely unappealing about the face, I don't know how to properly describe it.

>>713068691 (OP)
first thing i think of when i see this color scheme is cotton candy flavored ice cream popsicles

>>713078005
did they pull these designs out of madagascar the movie

>>713075002
>>713077247
>>713082361
>Tranny Kong
>Gender-Neutral clothes for Pauline with retarded shit like pants/leggings under skirts and male swimsuits
>Femenine clothes are amiibo-locked
Yet retards will tell You this is normal and not the new corporate DEItendo shit LMAO

>>713089232
no, this is donkey kong.
he has a coconut gun that can shoot spurts.

>>713068691 (OP)
That just makes me want to go to a fair and get cotton candy. I miss going to the fair. I haven't been in so long.

>>713077003
They're smooshed together. They have no separation between them.

>>713089998
CG CG CG

>>713090268
Yes. Thats what the sprites came from.
Have you not played DKC?

>>713088148
I think you need to lurk moar

OH NO! TRANS-FLAVORED YOGURT!

>>713088821
I can't believe estrogen and HRT were the Kremling's power source

>>713091334
The kremling lair where all crocs are forced to be male
Ever seen a female krem?

>Final boss starts, fighting Void Kong to standard boss theme
>Second phase begins, he transforms back into K Rool
>Rock cover of Gang Plank Galleon starts playing, complete with the rap lyrics from the Smash Ultimate version
>Third phase kicks in, music gets even more intense and Pauline starts singing too
This game has insane kino potential

>>713091175
>trannies usurped a popular and pleasant color combination so they can be “seen” everywhere
diabolical

>>713091560
>final boss fight is an extended version of the main theme but with lyrics
fucking LOVE this shit. Also
>defeat K. Rool
>fucking Mario is the final boss

>>713091472
there were two in barrel blast I believe

>>713089843
Did you train to reach this level of retardness or is it a natural talent?

>>713069468
Jesus Christ this game looks like absolute shit, Nintendo is really going all out on the empty open world slop.

All it took for 90% of /v/ to go from WOKEY KONG IS BAD to MONKEY KONG IS BASED is a single lolita. What the fuck. I hate you niggers.

>>713091560
https://youtu.be/tFkK94xjO0Y?si=VSu9_ioNkG_PsnNf

>>713091175
Yogurt should never look like this wtf america

>>713091916
child molesters either work together or hate each other
it's nothing new

>>713078831
Genshin still looks good because it has a good visual style and is very well optimized, it also runs on poorfag mobile phones.
Donkey Kang is a AAA game on a modern console with an inflated price, both for hardware and software, and optimized for this particular hardware. It should look far better than this, not worse.
>>713082642
It's photo mode to hide character models.
Also damn I forgot how unmodded Genshin looks like, I don't have them installed on my second PC

>>713092012
I’d like to think it’s parents buying it for their kids as a dessert treat but you know they think it’s somehow a “healthy” alternative despite having as much “sugar” (high fructose corn syrup) as a fucking candy bar

>>713092012
They just love processed slop, it's probably why they ended up like this

>>713092623
actually upon further inspection “no high fructose corn syrup” god damn consider me shocked. Now how much red 40 is in it?!

>>713092740
Can't say for sure but i think most American companies have started moving away from red 40 i rarely see it anymore. I actively try to avoid it so i always check.

>>713092889
It’s because despite the brain worms, RFK Jr is at least trying something. Red 40 is either removed or they have to stamp a big ugly disclaimer on the packaging

>>713069468
$500 + tip

>>713093109
I’m not a GRAFIX fag by any means but why does it look so unimpressive in 2025 on a $450 machine

>>713091916
I'm nooticing.

>>713093159
>it’s portable so it’s ok to look worse!
but historically speaking, portable systems were always cheaper than their console counterparts. So why are they charging $70?

>>713092540
>>713093109
I get it now.
>Nintendo couldn't afford trees

>>713083584
>>713086750
well to be fair (playing devil's advocate for OP) the mentally ill have hijacked these symbols and forever tarnishing them
>>713087029
Grazie Dottore

>>713069468
the new DK design looks so good

>>713092540
Okay now show me where you can blow up and throw every piece of Genshin’s map

>trannies choose baby colors for their creepy flag
hmmm I'm really starting to think

>>713093579
I was originally upset but then I stopped giving a fuck. I suppose this is what Nintendo wanted but ultimately I can’t bring myself to care and I consider DKC 1-2 amongst the best videogames ever made

>>713091909
Gotta have more Slop and Soul in that to work, chief. Better luck next time :)

>>713093881
they chose two colors that have been proven by color theory to complement each other so they can be “seen” in the most trivial ways

>>713074909
have you had the popsicles? they say they are jiggly and have a gummy texture, but I just dont wanna spend 5 bucks to find out its bullshit.

>>713074909
I more thought of this

>>713088821
the transgenderism leaving his head

>>713092540
>LOOKS LIKE PHONE
>post pc pics
You are such a spineless shitbag its unreal

>>713093965
no, they chosen the blue because it's the color for boy things and pink because it's the color for girl things when a baby is born. now read the flag, it is a transition.
top is blue, it transitions to pink, it goes to white which is related to purity and tradition but these brainrotted "people" possibly use it as "void" or "nothing". and then the opposite, from pink to blue, from woman to man.

>>713096668
If I was an FtM I'd be pissed because this flag looks so gay and feminine

>>713069468
why do all the switch games look like botw?

>>713077117
Masterful bait

>>713073196
HE HAS NO

>>713096826
>If I was
>it's just coincidence I think about them nonstop all day everyday
Just transition already you massive faggot

>>713068691 (OP)
I can't wait for the Age of Trannies to be over.
There are only two biological genders, and waving flags around like you're instigating warfare between countries isn't how you get white men to sympathize with you, or get "cis women" to accept you as anything besides tokens for male humiliation

>>713068691 (OP)
I will never let trannys still the colors of cotton candy from me.

>>713095976
It's on low settings

>>713097380
Until you get the mental help you desperately need, it will never be over

>you can no longer enjoy rainbows and pastel colors because of LE QUEERS
what a retarded fucking mindset

>>713092012
FEAR GOD AND GIVE GLORY TO HIM!

>>713097563
>blastin green!
did travis touchdown name that shit?

>>713068691 (OP)
Serious question.

Why does the trans community supports the black community all the time?

>>713098138
serious question:
why do fags support palestine all the time?

>>713097514
Trannies are in dire need of mental conversion therapy.

>>713077345
I didn't notice the zebras' eyes at first. I hate them so close together like that. Horrible. If I get the game, I'm not looking at their faces when they show up.

>>713099003
Ever since the Mario Movie they've had the Illumination CEO advising them on CGI, and it's obvious they're trying to go for that Western CGI look now.

>>713097563
i know it's just dye, but i could never bring myself to ingest such a vile condiment
i'm sure it turns your shit green

>>713088726
unreal engine shitty dithering

>>713081348
They very deliberately choose those colors to speak to troons

>>713086254
Trannies literally head Canon that certain characters are trannies despite there being zero evidence to suggest that

>>713096826
They probably are. Most trannies are mtf, so they've decided that they need to be the face of the entire community>>713096826

>>713075060
why's he so zesty?

>Rainbow pandering
>Child is barefoot
You can say a lot about Nintendo but you can't say they don't understand their fanbase

Yaaaas trans xistaaaaas!!!!!!! DONKEY KONG IS OUR NEW SHARK PLUSHIE :3

>>713068795
Her feet are generic as hell anon.

>>713092740
Sometimes that just means there's some other corn product in it.
No joke, I've seen shit that says "No High Fructose Corn Syrup" only for it to have normal ass corn syrup. Vice versa, too, which is hilarious.

>>713069468
This looks terrible, tendies are fucked in the head.

>>713091175
that's clearly fire emblem engage-flavored yogurt

>>713075060
Unbelievably low effort garbage. Look at the water and the environment and the jank ass animation. Shocking really.

>>713077014
Are you serious? Jesus

>>713077370
You’re still high on cope though

Ive yet to see anything about this game that is worth playing it

>>713103061
Same. I don't think the game is going to sell any more than 1.5 million lifetime to be honest. It just looks so bad.

>>713091175
Nothing teaches you that processed shit in stores is bad for you than having your diet changed to only natural stuff. You immediately taste the difference.

>>713068691 (OP)
Rent free.

>>713083584
You’re incredibly out of touch with the world around you or simply denying reality.

>>713068795
/v/ is so fucking gay and cringe now, holy shit

Why do nintendroens need 20 topics about the same subject?

>>713075060
remember that games used to look like this in 2013

>>713075060
this is a children's game

>>713068691 (OP)
In the real world this is just cotton candy or bubblegum colors.

>>713090254
Okay, and? That isn't mono-eye.

>>713103441
I never imagined even mario kart would look worse in 2025.

>>713099137
Sure if we pretend rare designs never existed for the past 30 fucking years

>>713068691 (OP)
>See cotton candy
>Think about troons
This generation is beyond mentally fucked

>>713077345
CRACK A LACKIN

>>713104125
you already posted this multiple times tranny

Why was Donkey Kong replaced with Soikey Kong?

>>713104172
Who? The trannies in your head?

>>713103441
Knack looked so good, if only it wasn't so ass

>>713094178
>>713091175
Even as a kid, these were inferior to the regular yogurt brands.
Rootbeer gogurt was my crack, that I won't disregard.

>>713103441
nintendo's constantly humiliated by their own games like xenoblade 3

>>713077345
These zebra designs look off, it's like they were ripped from an entirely different game with a different cartoon art style.

>>713069468
It looks fun, but is a skip for me. I'm just kind of tired of big open landscapes where you're meant to find shit naturally. I don't have issues with it, I just personally am exhausted by it. I still haven't finished TotK.

I'm glad they're releasing Prime 4 this year.

>>713100017
>i'm sure it turns your shit green
So does eating a lot of green veggies.

>>713075060
So basically it's Mario Odyssey but with DK instead right? As in a collecthaton?

>>713103792
might as well be

>>713093856
>Dude you can throw rocks anywhere you heckin want!
goty

>>713091175
Legends says that every children who gets feed this as a child troon out later in life

>>713068691 (OP)
take the girl away from that deranged psychopath

>start fucking kids
>turn tranny colors

Lmao

>>713076927
Tell me about it, the only games with good graphics are the ones trying to be as realistic as possible.

I feel great I don't have paranoid schizophrenia about Nazis or troons.

>>713091851
He's trained and studied so hard to be the world's foremost expert on trannies.

>>713089843
Tell it like it is, she should be an oppai loli with big tits and hips so we know it's a girl without risking turning gay.

>>713093109
Is this supposed to be ToTK?

>>713092540
>/v/irgins losing their shart-blasting minds over nintendo so hard they're sucking genshin's dick like it will make them immortal

>>713097563
FOR THE HOUR OF HIS JUDGMENT HAS COME
TO YOU

>>713093159
Because it's not on the same level as Doom, FF7R, and TLOU2.

>>713096668
Fun fact, pink and red were once considered manly colors because they represented blood and power. Americans decided that those colors should instead represent women.

>>713100793
/v/irgins head canon that characters are slavering sluts with horse dicks who rape children.

>>713077014
There are Switch 1 games that look better, but the main gimmick of destructable terrain means there's a ceiling on how good you can make the environment look without killing your performance.
Most maps are compiled which means their texture work, brush logic, lightmaps, cubemaps, etc are all prebaked so it's less work for the rendering unit later, and this also has the knock-on effect of helping with data throughput.
If your entire level (or most of it) consists of physics objects which will be torn apart by Donkey Kong instead of compiled static bodies, it can only look so good.
I don't like it but this is the real technical reason.

t. AA game dev

>>713068691 (OP)
Sexy. Want fuck

>>713111205
Why cant the terrain be "compiled" and still retain the function to be broken when youre playing

>>713111478
this is what minecraft does

>>713093226
Because people keep buying this shit ofc.