Thread 713085779

Women love Nintendo

No shit. Women have high IQ so naturally they flock to ninty

>>713085779 (OP)
I just stole her Mario code

>>713085779 (OP)
The nails and eyebrows are really gross. She should really fix those two things because she'd be a qt otherwise.

>>713085779 (OP)
why do women like those gross looking talons they call fingernails?

>>713085779 (OP)
She should be making babies and not be playing Nintendo.

Then to get a woman... I must become a nintenbro... Miyamoto-san, i kneel...

>>713085779 (OP)
I've successfully slid into the discords of these women, what next?

>>713085836
>Women have high IQ
that's not what you said when you got asked why can't you breed timmy

>>713085779 (OP)
I'm genuinely curious, are there ANY men out there who like long painted fingernails on women? I just find it repulsive, and I've never heard of another man who finds it attractive. It's just really fucking gross. I can't understand why women do it.

>>713085779 (OP)
She better have a penis

>>713085779 (OP)
WTF is this? Filter? Ai?

>>713086026
i don't mind the look, but they all tap them on shit like she did with the box and it drives me insane

>>713086026
I think they just like it for themselves

Why is blacked so popular now? I thank ToTK for it.

no they just love the attention it provides by >>713085779 (OP)

>>713085779 (OP)
That's a man

>>713085779 (OP)
What's the woman+Switch version of dick on deck?
joycon in vag?

>>713085779 (OP)
>women
video unrelated

>>713085945
good morning jeet-san

>>713086134
yeah, most phones have an AI filter always on by default even if no settings are selected. they remove skin imperfections and other small things, that's why everyone on the internet has perfect skin

>>713086026
idk why but sort painted nails are the hottest thing ever. I wish more women would do that.

>>713086246
Does every Smyths look the exact same? This could be my local.

>>713086134
It is called a codec compression error.

>>713086426
>sort painted nails
sven pls

>>713085779 (OP)
women, trannies and soibois.

>>713086243
$50 shes jewish

>>713086421
your own words btw

>>713085779 (OP)
No they dont. They love being part of the gaming community becauae it's popular and hip now. Back in high school they would be repelled by gamers. Same with anime and music. Women do not genuinely like anything, they only seek to fit in communities, cliques and aesthetics.

>>713086026
They genuinely do it for themselves.
>but why
They like to look at shiny things, so they get their fingernails done up that way.

>>713085779 (OP)
They also love expedition 33.

>>713086502
>>>/pol/

>>713086134
Oh shit it's TLOU live action girl

>>713085779 (OP)
Because it's a baby console with baby games. Women are low IQ by nature - they're meant to be dominaated by men both physically and mentally.
Their entire existence is to attract, pleasure, and nurture men and offspring.
They do not have the ability of foresight and they don't have any sort of critical thinking skills.
So yes, they flock to Nintendo because it's the defacto retard console that requires no skill or effort to play.
It's just plug in and bing out.

>>713085779 (OP)
lmao she bought a fake switch 2, the printing is mirrored

>>713085779 (OP)
and nintendo loves women. they gave away a bunch of free units to streamers. who can only play mario kart with it, but women love that too.

>>713086026
It's a status thing. They're rich enough to not have to do any work with their hands, and it's part of their pointless competition with other women that only exists in their heads. Same reason they need new shoes and bags.

>>713086657
Boldest nintendo defender

>>713085836
Is it opposite day?

>>713086502
>>713086243
>$50 shes jewish
She only actually fucks White dudes, so probably not.

She is just doing this because she is an attention whore.

>>713086574
They do it to compete with other women. And then bitch about how it's dudes who want it even though there ain't a single straight dude out there asking for disgustingly long acrylic nails

>>713085839
my switch 2 came opened too. But the mkw code was fine

>>713085779 (OP)
Women love Nortubel

>>713085779 (OP)
>that face filter warp near the end
>she

>>713086745
>It's just plug in and bing out

KEK. Should have been the slogan for Switch 2.

>>713086243
>Why is blacked so popular now
Astroturfing.
Same with the incest stuff and trannies.

>>713086426
>anon attempts to speak to a girl

>>713085779 (OP)
wrong. women love flavor of the month shit that will give them views and attention. This time the switch 2 is the big hot item. Next time it’ll be some stupid fast food sandwich or drink

>>713085923
no, if you get a nintendo, you will become a "woman"

>>713086246
She cute, don't deport

>>713087184
Nintendo bros...

>>713085884
They think tapping cardboard is an ASMR thing. I like ASMR but it is completely ruined by tapping and whispering. Any cardboard tapping ASMRtard should be executed by their russian overlords.

It is fine to enjoy ASMR but there are only three genuinely good ASMR channels. Here are some hilights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq3SLLz5qJ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BoCNqfAk4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgzNuA__hsI

Women otherwise have no value online, outside of the ASMR space.

>>713085779 (OP)
>cross necklace
>tattoos
what

>>713087168
Ironically those types hate Israel now.

SEA thread.

>>713085779 (OP)
>Keeps holding the box text upside-down

>>713087984
Be kind anon, she was never afforded the opportunity to learn to read

>>713087184
first column second row: would
third column third row: would

still waiting for porn where woman use a switch to get themself off

>>713088192
Seems like easy money for the girl. I’m sure they do but are their videos of women cumming on vibrating controllers and joycons? Sounds like the kind of thing virgin simps would flock to

>>713088343
if youre a 5/10 girl everything is profitable if you show tits and vag / ass

>>713088510
you’re kind of right but the 5/10 also has to have some kind of gimmick. I’ve seen tons of 8/10 hotties making like…$18 a month showing off every inch and hole on their bodies

>>713088596
yeah i mean if you can think about something that could get men off, it will work even as niche as blowing up balloons lmao

>>713085836
lol. Switch 2 has the power of the ps4. And only 2 exclusives.
Only retards buy a Switch 2 this early before it gets anything good.

>>713088750
I love seeing people answer the question “what are you playing on switch 2 besides Mario kart?” with “the entire switch 1 library!!” niggers spent $500 to play games they already own. Insane. I definitely will get one in the future but buying one while it only has one game is retarded

>>713087184
dont be nintendophobic..

>>713087984
Next time better pay a proper company to do your ad instead of some influencer who won't even show your product name properly.