Post your Character + Kart combo right now

Daisy + whatever kart fits the outfit I'm currently using.

Swimwear daisy + bike where she has to lean forward

>>713088040
Piss off.

Bowser Jr. and Bowser Bruiser. Really wish there were more proper Quads/ATVs for my goofy-ass son to ride

Birdo with the checkerboard bow and Mach Rider

Always the Billdozer
Weeb Yoshi, Dry Bones, Pirate King Boo

>>713088114
wait, is there a setting that lets me turn piss on?

>>713087527 (OP)
muh dick + ur mom lol

>>713087527 (OP)
Touring Rosalina + R.O.B H.O.G

>>713087527 (OP)
Hammer Bro in the B Dasher.

What's the best vehicle for Cheep Cheep?

I'm playing an actually good Mario Kart.
Diddy Kong and Bowser Jr. in the Barrel Train.

>>713089292
we're all very proud of you anon

>>713087527 (OP)
They need to add loli pauline desu

Cheep Cheep in the Plushbuggy.

>>713087527 (OP)
Mario in the sightseeing outfit + Tune Thumper.
What can I say I'm a chill guy.

Reppin’ DS with picrel

>>713089759
mario players are goobers

I play Conker in DK racing.

>>713088294
Maybe I'm better off not looking into it but what is meta for my retard turtle-child anyway?

>>713087527 (OP)
Rosalina and Mach Bike. It just feels right.

>>713088725
This but the B Dasher as well

>>713087527 (OP)
>imagine not playing charging chuck with the chargin truck

>>713088725
Why is Rosalina still so popular

Piantachads rise up!

Fishbone on the Reel Racer

>>713087527 (OP)
Swimwear Daisy + the Jet Ski

Eveningwear Roz and the Skidoo lol


Kimono beach with the Japanese fishbike.

Touring Rosalina + Loco Moto is what I'm most comfortable with.
Pro Racer Rosalina + B-Dasher is great too and very aesthetic.

>>713087527 (OP)
Dry Bones + the Train motorcycle. Yes, I'm autistic.

>>713087527 (OP)
They made Daisy so fucking cute in this game, her outfits are all great.

>>713092995
I know right?

Mario
Pipe Frame
Nabbit
Pipe Frame
Chuck and Fuck
Pipe Frame.

>>713092379
No clue, probably has the most mass appeal in her regular and child design so she's still popular all while having the most conservative outfits

nabbit/shyguy/bowserjr/mole
koi bike

>>713092379
trannies

>>713092379
She cute and has good skins

Baby Rosalina (Touring) + Lil' Dumpy

>>713092379
Nintendo's Lightning.

My experience withh how common characters are in online races (I'm at 8.4k VR)

>>713094047
brother i don't see nabbit on the list

>>713094180
Oops, I missed him
Blue tier, i've seen one or two overall.

>>713094047
where the fuck are you seeing piranha plant, swoop, and parabiddy players

For me? Explorer Baby Daisy in the Mach Rocket.

>>713087527 (OP)
>Fun set, will use on /v/eekends
Pianta/Waluigi (Mariachi) + W Twin Chopper/ R.O.B. H.O.G.
>Metafaggotry
Toadette (Soft Server) + Baby Blooper

>>713094320
Parabiddy on the Mini Bloop is pretty common, I see one almost every room. I think its the meta build or at least the
>I really don't want to get dead last & lose a lot of VR
combo, along with the babies, and Swoop (who's a bit rarer but somehow i always seem to find one)
Plant might get lower, probably recency bias because I ended up in a room with 4 of them. No idea how or why

>>713094661
probably just some dorks who copied one guy for fun

>>713087527 (OP)
Peach and Hot Rod or Mach Bike.

Been rocking the Penguin he's so awesome.
I've been using the Rally car for no reason other than it making me think of Sega Rally

anyone know where to get one of these golden stamp stickers? I've played Coin Coffer with the Froggy car the whole time

>>713094661
A YTer called biddyblooper meta and now everyone's blindly latching onto it
You can push 9K VR with characters that aren't featherweight, just git gud

>>713087527 (OP)
Bat+Rob
I don't think the bat is actually doing anything, rob is just kinda driving him around while he has a nap.

>>713095194
think i got a fire flower one for a mission in shy guy bazaar

>>713095194
i have 5 of these stamps and they're all earned through p switch missions. Couldn't tell you where but i'd wager they're somewhere in the Sundae Course or its surrroundings, given that when I sort the stickers they show up after the sundae stickers.

pipe frame wario
i really hope they add some new racers soon. the mooks were a terrible starting roster (with some exceptions) and would have better served as DLC

>>713087527 (OP)
I like Stingby with pipe frame

>>713092379
Super Mario Galaxy storybook was really good.

>>713095575
>>713095589
ok ill check it out thanks

So is online with randoms pretty much dead for anyone else? I'm pretty much getting around half a room, a little bit more or less, give or take.

Aristocrat King Boo + Reel Racer

>>713087527 (OP)

>>713087527 (OP)
Swimsuit Daisy or Sunshine Mario with the dolphin bike for peak Summer vibes.

Fisherman Lakitu + koi bike or Oasis Wario + Magic Carpet

>>713087527 (OP)
How do you unlock that picture in the OP?

>>713096672
its pretty alive, but yeah for some reason full 24 is rare. Always hovers around 16 to 22.

I wish the game would let me edit the colors of the karts and bikes.

>>713096929
Beat Special Cup.

>no one saying baby blooper
fucking cowards

>>713087527 (OP)
Swoops in the pipeframe

>>713097140
I must have somehow skipped it because the only thing I haven’t done yet is beating Mirror Mode.

>>713097206
It's ugly as fuck. Aesthetics are important to me.

>>713097206
/v/eekends lobbies are pretty diverse

>>713096672
This started happening after the patch, they fucked something up.

>>713097206
I actively avoid playing meta in video games, yes that even includes Mario Kart.

>>713087527 (OP)
My Nigga Toad + ROB Bike
>>713096672
I've pretty much exclusively played Knockout Tour online and usually manage 20ish players
I've gotten second place three times but never first god DAMMIT

>>713096672
I get full lobbies often but a lot of people quit after one or two races if they're not doing well. I get it the game is frustrating as fuck if you're trying to win.

>>713097206
I only use bikes in this game. You know why.

>>713092520
I want female Pianta

baby peach with either lil dumpy or the carpet car

>>713087527 (OP)
Default peach in the pipe frame. Perfection

>>713097206
Meta slaving has never been my thing. I really don't get people who act like they HAVE to use the assumed best thing over what they like all the damn time. It's depressing.

>>713096672
Pretty sure it has to do with how the lobbies themselves function

>>713097630
Better drifting?

I alternate between this >>713088294 (great taste anon) and shy guy on the cloud 9

Do ANY of the open world challenges give something besides stickers?
You can barely see the stickers and they dont feel worth it, even if i like some of the challenges

>>713097826
Legs clipping through steering wheel.
0/10

King boo + pipe frame

>>713097936
they give you fun

>>713097931
>shy guy
cunt

>>713097936
Sadly no

>>713096987
>>713097419
>>713097598
>>713097839
Cope cope cope. Your toddler tendie game is dying after 2 weeks. The ONLY GAME on your $500 plastic toddler toy is dying less than a month in. How does that make you feel?

>>713087527 (OP)
Skin as characters was a mistake, I want Shyguy and Yoshi colors back

I play the plant on the pipes its canon

>>713087527 (OP)
touring luigi + roadster royale or ROB HOG

>>713098003
The challenges are fun and i unironically think some help you get better at the game by learning new mechanics
I just wish you got cooler rewards - it's an open world so they could've gone nuts with it. Give me an infinite glider, infinite gold mushroom, a jet booster when gliding, anything like that.
ShillUp mentioned one challenge had him turn into a helicopter - that was just le epic bait right?

>>713098320
There's a helicopter challenge. It's same as the truck or the submarine where you drive in and can use it for a bit.

>>713098320
>ShillUp mentioned one challenge had him turn into a helicopter - that was just le epic bait right?
no I did a helicopter challenge where I had to collect blue coins at varying heights, I also remember seeing another one in a video preview

>>713098063
behead those who insult shyguy

>>713098320
No, there's a few challenges with the big vehicles. UFO, Truck, Helicopter, and Boat.

>>713098440
>>713098462
Neat then. But also just seems like something I'd like to unlock for free use in the open world
Tis life i suppose

>>713097957
Fine I take back perfect. A necessary blemish to accommodate her poofy dress.

>>713098468
inshallah

>>713087527 (OP)
Peach royal racer.

>>713097206
Sorry, but i only pick karts that match the Daisy outfit I'm using and that shit fits none of them.

Koopa with fucking Mecha Trike.

>>713097936
Doing 10 of each thing is required for mirror mode unlock. Other than that no.

>>713087527 (OP)
Rosalina + Stellar Sled
Finally started practicing hard tricks and getting good.
I also like Nabbit and Shy Guy, they are cute.

>>713097206
ugly ass kart that matches with barely any drivers in the game

How important is handling in this game?

>>713092379
I want to fuck the heavyweight tall blonde princess.

What's the metafag kart pick for my boy King Boo right now?

>>713087527 (OP)
Dolphin/Dolphin

>>713087527 (OP)

>>713099160
why does doing flips cause her snow mobile to go faster?

>>713087527 (OP)
The downside to there being costumes as a forever Mario main, is that people are finally starting to realize how cool Mario is and im seeing him chosen more often online and I hate it.

>>713087527 (OP)
Biker Wario + R.O.B H.O.G

>>713087527 (OP)
Para-Biddybud or Peepa in the w-Twin chopper or Slope Shy Guy in the Junkyard Hog
>>713096672
I tried Grand Prix yesterday and it was barren. Knockout got some numbers tho. I think it's just that summer started so anyone who would have time during the day is probably on vacation rn.

>>713094047
I've started to see Peepa become more common, and Stingby is the meta in Japan.

>>713094047
>8.4k VR
how?
I'm at 7.5k and even placing first in knockout I get like +60

>>713101581
Just do that 15 times.

>>713087527 (OP)
The only one I need.

Vacation Birdo, cute scoot
i'm not proud of myself but i want to fuck birdo in this game

TROOPAGAWD

Women's Self-Defense Shooting Course Instructor Koopa Troopa + Roadster Royale, relatively balanced with a bit more acceleration and handling.

Aurora Rosalina + Stellar Sled

Also is this what they always did??
You don't just tumble on hit you get TOSSED?
https://files.catbox.moe/ecp8eb.mp4

>>713092379
She's best girl. Tallest and prettiest.

>>713088040
I was like this but her butt kept distracting me. Failed multiple blue shell avoids because of her fat behind. Now I main Dolphin on Dolphin bike

>DK only gets 1 outfit
Whoever decided this should be shot. That is all.

>>713098150
Cry about it Eric.

hear me out gents

my main in MK8 was always Link. which one should I choose so that it is app. the same?

>>713103553
Chuck

>>713094320
parabiddy is top tier like all the feather weights

>>713103440
he and pauline clearly have less outfits because of bananza

>>713102357
I think that's just a quirk of the new collision system. You get tossed by most things, but that usually involves getting tossed in the direction you're going so you don't get punished too hard. For whatever reason that Skeeter changed the direction of the hit so what should have been forward momentum went completely horizontal. I think you got caught on on its hitbox and all the forward momentum slid right until it escaped.

>>713098468
Fuck you and fuck shy guy bazaar

HOLEY MOLEY!
DON'T GO MAKIN' A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOLEHILL, YA DIG?

So what's the actual racing gameplay like compared to MK8? Better or worse?

>>713107552
much better
there's more shit to do, playing optimally often involves lots of crazy knowledge / tech
items are stronger / weaker in good ways (for example red shells are harder to react to, but getting hit in general is less punishing)

>>713087527 (OP)
penguin and rob bike

>>713107552
better, controls feels you have more freedom to do stuff between long lines instead of only focusing in the drift boosting, and online so far I never felt like a race was impossible to reach the people in front like it happened in 8

>>713107552
I like it a lot more. On the tracks it feels like there's more decision making in the sense that you can take a route that saves time but is riskier, taking longer paths to make sure you don't miss out on items and so on. Optimal rail grinding and wall riding don't feel automatic as it'd seem at first glance, charge jump could use a bit of work mainly because only the level 1 jump is worth anything for cuts.

did anyone else had switch just crash the whole console?
i exited mario kart and started to fiddle with audio then BOOM console became unresponsive
restarted and hasnt happened since
what the hell?

how am I supposed to get screenshots off my switch without the stupid app?

>>713109594
the SD card

>>713109556
once when I went to the settings docked it just hung on the white screen totally unresponsive so I pulled it out, the screen was black but clearly on so I had to hold the power button for a bit to force power it off
had me worried for a minute but it was perfectly fine

>>713109594
you can connect it to a computer with a USB cable to move them, at least you can on switch I haven't tried on switch 2 yet

r8 my build

>>713110565
DS/3DS

>>713110565
I use this exact build(different sticker of course) sometimes, so 10/10

>>713107736
I skipped out on 7 and 8, was the Bullet Bill this nerfed after Wii? It doesn't feel that good to use (feels like it only lasts 5 seconds) and it doesn't fuckblast people out of the way anymore.

>>713110832
it's faster but doesn't damage people anymore, just shoves them
although it does stop any drift they have going. which can be more damaging than just getting hit would be if it sends them barreling into a wall

>>713110832
It was only nerfed in World from what I know, it was at least similar in 7 and 8 to how it was in Wii.

What does it stand for?

>>713107552
it's shit, it's like mario kart wii but worse in that the races are mostly decided by who gets triple/golden mushrooms at which moment, meanwhile the tech shortcuts are usually slower than just driving straight with mushrooms

>>713112706
Robotic Operating Buddy, Hang On Gooner

'Touring' Pauline in concept art, with the other girls outfits that made it into the game just like that

they're just sitting on it for next month

any planters?

>>713110565
It's lame that the stripe doesn't change color. All the characters can have different costumes and vehicle colors, but don't you dare change up le heckin' iconic B Dasher!

>>713113489
good, it would look retarded with a green line

>>713087527 (OP)
baby rosalina plus ROB bike

>>713087527 (OP)
is green shyguy in or is he just red?

>All these Rosalina vanilla nakadashi mains
Why don't you masturbate first before playing and then choose the Scrimblo Blimbo the loveable background character from your 1990s childhood like the dolphin from Super Mario World.

>>713114160
Red only.

>>713114160
red but with a few costumes

>>713114495
>>713114160
Remember when Mario Kart DS had download play and everyone else was a random color Shy Guy? Nintendo should do that again.

t. 80 dollars is too much unless Rosalina has a bimbo ass outfit right now I'd buy it

her + B dasher. I also pick donkey kong sometimes

>>713087527 (OP)
pauline + my face

Will Nintendo add more karts as seasonal patches? We know DK and Pauline will get some type of marketing shill patches costumes around DK Bananza next month, but what about a summer update for Peach and Rosalina costumes in August? What's more likely to happen for free? New vehicles, maps, costumes like Splatoon?

why are japanese players subhuman?

>>713094320
parabiddy biddybug is everywhere

Bowser Jr. + Loco Moto
I don't know if it's good, but I like the locomotive motif.

>>713097324
>It's ugly
Shit taste

>>713115259
the locomotif

>>713087527 (OP)
pokey, touring daisy, dry bones, king boo, wiggler
all on the ROB HOG
also swoop + cute scoot for p-switch challenges

>>713115404
That would look like shit too if it didn't have a roof, and was piloted by huge baby.

>>713115519
lol

>>713098542
It's the helicopter that drops items around during free roam. There's also a boat that works the same, too.

>>713092379
Pauline is the new hot trend now and has been for nearly 10 years

>>713097880
He looks much better here than in Bananza

>>713100407
Why not

>>713116007
How do you get WEBPs from your Switch 2 recordings to 4chan

>>713116121
I turned the mp4 into webms

I FUCKING HATE BABYFAGS

>>713114926
nobody knows
costumes are probably the easiest to design so i imagine we'll get plenty of those

>>713116632
If they're porting from Tour would it be easier? Tour has a ton of costumes.
>>713116232
Good tip thanks.

>>713092379
Main supporting character of the best game in the series.
Hotter than the standard princesses, had a better voice originally.

>>713096672
yeah, grand prix has way less than 24 players now

>>713113384
>Top left
I actually hope they add the small NPC cars as an option, but I realize they simply wouldn’t work for a lot of the cast.

>>713116007
>free roam
now do that consistently during races

>>713118293
That's not exactly possible let alone viable actually. Because of how rails work, if you get bumped while on it you fall off meaning that the shortcut is riskier while on middle positions, and most of these rail shortcuts skip items on purpose which might not make it worth it on the last positions where you can get comeback items. The player that benefits from these the most is the front runner since they'll probably get bad items anyway and assuming they already have protection they can risk going for the shortcut to increase the gap and secure a win, which is pretty cool imo

The only two missing Yoshis are brown and black. What outfits do you give them for updates? For me, brown should be a chef while black a detective.

Would've been the best outfit in the game if it didn't have the manbun

>>713113489

It's got a few looks in Tour

>>713119486
thief outfits for both

>>713115612
you sure?

>>713119870
Yes.

is there ANY reference to odyssey in this game? Why does nintendo pretend that game doesnt exist?

>>713119919

shiverians and toastarenans should have been in with the piantas and penguins

>>713118293
Not him but I managed to land the cuts on Bowser's Castle in a race. Only landed them on the second lap so I still gotta improve, but it was awesome.

>captain toad theme is in
>costume for toad that kinda sorta looks like captain toad but isnt
>captain toad himself is not in the game
fuck you fuck you fuck you

>>713116479
I'm not gonna lie, World really gave the babies a glow up.

>>713087527 (OP)
all terrain mario and the ds kart is all I need. I don't even know if the kart is any good but I love it.

>>713120209
nintendo autism, saying that captain toad is a costume for normal toad implies hes just a normal toad and not captain toad

>>713122201
thats why its called the "explorer" costume

>>713092379
Came out at the right time to appeal to both Millennials and Zoomers

>>713092520
based

>>713092520
they should add additional colors for costumes

>>713087527 (OP)
Slut boots birdo on rob hog

Wario + Ribbit Revster

>>713119554
The manbun is soul and kino, zoomy. You don't deserve the skin, use something else.

>trying to unlock the kamek-only characters

>>713087527 (OP)
Don't have a pic but it's mechanic Mario with the pipe frame kart

Dry Bones + Loco Moto bike

>>713092379
She's not, most people don't care about her at best. I see a tiny amount of her here vs. her being everywhere in MKW and MK8WiiU.

>>713096672
It's better this way. Do you really want 24 people races?

>>713097206
I've been a pipe frame main since 64. I'm never going to change.

>>713100523
I know that feel bro

Rosalina + Robhog

>>713107736
>getting hit in general is less punishing
Generally getting hit once leads to you getting hit 2 or more times after. when the pack catches up some guy’s shells or bound to bump into you and then some dickhead will hit you just to grief you because it’s mario kart and we do it for teh lulz.

>>713126801
maybe if you're bad

>>713120209
Sorry, the Craptain Braptain is just an Explorer Skin for Toad, Please Understand.

>>713087527 (OP)
For me it's the Piranha Plant in the Pipe Frame. It has a nice simplicity to it.

Wario + W-Twin Chopper, Wario has a bunch of great skins, so I switch them up.

Biker Wario + W Twin Chopper
Snowboard Shy Guy + R.O.B.H.O.G
I'm all over the map on the vehicles though, I like them a lot more than I did in MK8.

>>713128182
If there's one thing I'm glad about, it's the kart meta shifting. Say what you will about Baby Blooper, it's still not a fucking teddy bear on wheels or the other equally retarded looking shit that was meta in 8DX.

>>713128615
don't get too comfortable with it because hidden stats are coming out and baby blooper's are kinda ass

>>713128717
I'm not playing Baby Blooper anyways, at this point the only thing I really hope isn't meta at this point is the Biddybuggy.

>>713128717
doesn't it have a good road stat? which is like the most important one anyway

>>713128717
its specifically its hidden stat values that make it so good

>>713128959
>>713128987
there aren't that many paved roads in the game, outside of intermissions

Hidden stats barely even matter

>>713129071
you barely even matter

>>713096672
Yes, and that combined with the constant random votes feels like mass protesting against the intermissions. If there's a patch to guarantee at least one preset 3-lap track every vote, lobbies will fill again.

>>713129067
a lot of road types count as roads for the purposes of the road hidden stat, intermissions make it especially potent. they account from something like 60% of all roads in the game. with terrain being 30% and water being 10%

>>713129385
who the fuck is playing intermissions
90% of people pick random

>>713129528
I have not been so lucky, not everyone has gotten the memo yet

>>713129528
everyone who is playing knockout tour (the superior mode)

>>713129873
>haha i use mushroom and skip 90% of the course
>superior

>>713123890
Way too annoying, I tried for an hour and didn't get anything.

>>713129941
you can't bag in knockout

>>713130068
you can't bag against good players in the real mode either

I wish the water sections were more fun. I can deal with the fucked up handling, but the palpable speed drop makes those sections a hassle.

>>713129873
Knockout needs more variants, being able to create your own knockout tours would be great.

>>713087527 (OP)
Peepa + Bowser Bruiser. The little ghost riding a monster truck is just funny to me, and love the stat spread.

>>713130353
water sections just make me want them to add waverace to NSO

>>713087527 (OP)
Baby Rosalina (Touring) + Any high accel vehicle, mostly Baby Blooper or R.O.B. H.O.G.
Sometimes Sailor + Loco Moto

>>713087527 (OP)
Did the King Boo always look that goofy? Are there multiple King Boos? Also, where's Petey?

>>713130353
It's fucked up they made vehicles that were dedicated to being good on water, but there's barely any water tracks in the first place.

>>713130353
I like the water section because it reminds me of wave race 64 and Diddy Kong racing

>>713130353
you can use the water to boost continuously, just charge a drift jump, and then it'll cause you to dip underwater which will make it so you can do a boost when you surface. just repeat that over and over, or use waves on courses with choppy water.

>>713119919
One of the tracks is pretty clearly based on Steam Gardens and they remixed that song and both vocal tracks in the free roam

>>713093860
That's a child

>>713120165
How? I attempted the first cut for half an hour trying various tutorials and nothing is working, I almost always end up falling into the lava or landing back where I’m supposed to go

>>713101890
nastiest freak on /v/ congrats anon, seriously consider medication

>>713092520
Needs a fuckster costume >>713092547

why is cheep cheep falls chinese themed

>>713130485
Are you me

>>713130485
I remember thinking this game looked so fucking real.

>>713133995
Nintendo is a Japanese company

>>713133783
nastier than the toddler poster?

>>713133995
I read 'themed' as "the med"

>>713087527 (OP)

>>713133664
The first cut depends, I do what's the harder route where you just charge jump into a wall, but I had the same inconsistency issue. I will say that it feels harder to do this stuff with bikes because they're not as big, meaning there's a larger margin of error.

DLC again right?

whats the best way to get the kamek bullshit

i figured itd jsut be some racing in Versus but he rarely shows up from item pulls in any format

>>713099359
Matches good with Mario.

>>713135271
I hope not. It's MARIO Kart not smash kart.

>>713135349
You have to race in specific areas

>>713135446

thats a special case
you already got ROB and Monster from famicom grand prix in this game

>>713135349
play multiplayer with 2 controllers, vs match, no computers
go to the first double item box in the map, put one racer about 5-7 seconds ahead on the course. the other grabs an item, if it's not a kamek either drive off the course or turn around until lakitu picks you up, resetting your item luck.
if you're getting golden shells / coin blocks the other driver is too far. you should be getting lots of triples, hammers, mushrooms, etc for the ideal kamek range.

>>713135349
play versus using just yourself with 2 controllers, no cpu normal items. have 1 player drive about 5 seconds ahead of an item block and then another driving back and forth farming a double item block. if you drive backwards on a course lakitu will reset you and take away your items so just drive behind the item blocks to reset if you don't get kamek. if you get kamek then just use it to turn the other player into a random enemy. once you use kamek you'll have to reset your game because I think they put a limit on the minimum time between kameks. some transformations are more likely depending on the course you're racing on so pick tracks according to what you need.

>>713135446
In retrospect, the speculation about how they'd handle the roster and if there'd be more crossovers only for them to decide to have generic mob NPCs as racers was pretty funny. Don't think anyone thought cataquacks or the swoops were a viable option.

I like to play online and get to the end of lap 3 in first place then break and wait for everyone to pass me so my VR stays low and I get to keep playing with bad players.

>>713100407
if your snow mobile is NOT going faster after sick flips you need to return it.
It's malfunctioning and will make mustard gas.

>>713102150
>Women's Self-Defense Shooting Course Instructor Koopa Troopa
wtf anon
lmao
great choice though.

>>713135446
Nintendo is very obviously reserving 8's guests as DLC to raise the game's total price even higher

>>713103553
fisher lakitu.

>>713116121
>video capture via switch
>turn system off
>pop out micro sd
>save to pc
>use converter software like webms4retards

>>713119486
brown being chef is great.
black should be road ruffian.

>>713129528
why do you lie?
I see a near perfect split of random or actual choice when online.
Which was the same for 8dx.

>>713136584
your VR must be shitter tier then

>>713130353
How the fuck can you dumb fucks really say that the water sections are bad?
After 7 and 8 had fucking nothing going on?
Use your inline drift to spam boosts ffs. THINK dumbass.

>>713136584
I guarantee you most of the people picking intermissions are children assuming that it works like previous games and you get 3 laps. Shouldn't take much brainpower for them to realize afterwards why there's a lot of random votes.

>>713136623
>>713136985
Cope.
Get over it.
People like the intermission tracks.
I just played last night. Every vote was near even on random or an intermission choice.
People chose random a FUCK TON for mk8dx despite everything. Hell cunts were picking donut plains 3 or electrodome well after all the dlc launched and dlc tracks were up on offer.
No one turned that into some ebin shit post.
Do fuck off.

>>713119486
hip hop yoshi and ninja yoshi

I love all good rally race so yeah I'm a fan of intermission tracks
No I'm not picking random because of some autistic reason like only going for standard races I just do t like the tracks selected at times

>>713135446
>>713135643
>>713135805
this is giga cope but I really hope owning other Nintendo games unlocks stuff in mario kart. you get the new dk game you get more outfits for him and kid Pauline as a racer. you get kirby air riders unlock kibry as a racer and the warp star as a kart ect ect

>join race with more than half of people at 7k+
>obliterated every 30 seconds
>20th
How is anyone supposed to race a whole platoon of sweaties like this?

BANDAID EROTIC

>>713138876
Stay away from my wife.

>>713138876
best outfit by a large margin

Shy guy on the chopper.
Wish we had color options because orange shy guy is my nigga.

>>713102372
Rosalina is mogged by Pauline now in both ways

>>713139038
not only the best daisy outfit but the best touring outfit too

>>713093795
Her skins are legitimately dogshit

>>713139141
They need to bring back her Volendam skin from tour

>>713100008
Totsugeki

>>713139107
>>713139038
It's great, but not the best.

>Everyone's playing as the cute girl characters
Figures.

>>713139603
i would play as donkey kong but he only has ONE (1) costume

>>713132350
It would be better if I didn't have to do that.

shy guy pipe frame

>>713135446
But you got the Blue Falcon since the Wii game howevermustve

>>713137924
yeah people love the intermi— wait a second...

>>713101581
Im at 8700. I don't play to win. I play to place in the top 5. I also don't play aggressively. My goal is to not get hit, rather than trying to constantly hit people. Stop focusing on first and your vr will go up. You don't need to learn all the time trials paths / tricks.

>>713141772
what character/kart do you play

>>713116479
I don’t get the hate
I’ve been using babbies since Wii because I suck with heavyweights

>>713136972
Nothing happening is better than the game play like ass, it’s a no-brainer. Vastly prefer 7 and 8’s underwater sections

>>713088725
I literally use this quit copying me

>>713141843
Baby daisy / Mach Rocket.

>>713124535
Yeah if anything everyone is a daisy fag

>>713087527 (OP)
Conductor Toadette + Reel Racer

>>713142197
I personally prefer not playing baby daisy, but I don't like swoop or para biddy. Daisy is better than peach. I wish dry bones was the same stats. He's my favorite but weight is less important than acceleration.

>>713142197
More like a bunch of filthy casuals.

>>713138876
>>713138938
>>713139038
Too many narcan jabs from near-death fentanyl overdoses

>>713123457
Ah the wife-beater costume, classy

Choo chooo motherfuckers!

I think my VR is gonna stay around 8500.
I've only actually won 5 races, I'm just good enough to get top 6 a lot. But damn, you lose a ton for losing. Knockout Tours are fun, I need to do more of those. Playing with /v/ is the most fun but I only have time to do it once a weekend.

>>713143048
wish the ship kart was in this, would have been perfect for pirate wario

>>713139141
Touring and Aurora are great though. Only sin is not having more

>1st to 15th in one fucking blue shell
unreal

Why did they add all these nobodies
And not bring back Donkey Kong Jr?
Are nintendo really trying to erase him and retcon cranky to be DKs dad?

>>713148192
who the fuck is that

>>713087527 (OP)
do characters affect anything besides visually?

>01./01. [NS2] Mario Kart World # <RCE> (Nintendo) {2025.06.05} (¥9.073) - 134.900 / 917.466 (-83%)
>-83%
kek

>>713149896
yes

>>713149967
lol, guess i shouldn't've picked the cow then

>>713119486
>What outfits do you give them for updates?
Orange prison outfits.

>>713139805
>add costumes to the game
>don't make a distribution of them even
>don't even add most of the ones from Tour
man fuck Nintendo

>>713139805
>>713150590
>DK and Pauline has one costume each
>Diddy and Funky gone
Gee, I wonder if some other game is coming out soon and would be an opportunity for Nintendo to milk DLC

>>713136972
Underwater was WAY better than boat. The fact that it was just more regular track with very slightly different physics was good, now it's just all flat except for two areas on two tracks.

>>713151962
Fuck you
Underwater was ass
As someone who played sonic all stars transformed i love having more boat racing

Used to main Conkdor + B-Dasher but Nintendo decided to stay dumb and make speed stat not matter so I figured I should play my wife biker Pauline + Koi bike, which colors match almost perfectly

>>713088405
sex

I like the water parts unironically because they give me wave race blue storm memories
Nintendo give wave race back pls

DS is my favorite game

Are there mario kart /v/ lobbies?

>>713148192
they can always add him as dlc + some bananza inspired tracks

I have a feeling mkw is going to have lots of dlc

>>713156669
there are on weekends

>>713151138
>DK and Pauline has one costume each
yep it's quite odd
I hope it's not paid dlc

>>713155760
Based

>>713156848
Maybe it’s a save file addition like how you get Rosalina in Wii

>>713159239
>$30 amiibo costumes
kek

Do I need to score first at every checkpoint to get three stars on knockout tours?

Aurora Rosalina + Mach Bike OR Bowser (Biker) + Bowser bruiser
Depend if i'm horny or not basically

>>713089154
I love kani

>>713087527 (OP)
Fight me, /v/!

>>713161193
Yes.

>>713148192
Dk jr is the new dk. They're reconning dkIII

>Peach
Boring, basic bitch
>Daisy
Annoying. Too much energy
>Pauline
Bland degen used goods
>Rosalina
Token ”teenager’s favorite quirky hoe”, hentai design

Why can’t they add an attractive female character?

>>713162752
>Why can’t they add an attractive female character?

She's coming.

>>713164332
Harriet is gross

>>713162752
Does boring and basic mean unattractive now?

>>713113384
>not giving pauline as many outfits as the other princesses
I know that tie in DLC for Bananza is probably coming but cmon now.

713162752
Worst tryhard post.
>>713148192
I prefer Inkling, Link, Villager returning than 1980s DK.

>>713164703
Young Pauline will be dlc and get 9 costumes

>>713164332
Based
>>713164701
It does to me!
>>713164723
Tryhard? I’m not sure what you mean by that

>>713162752
>Why can’t they add an attractive female character?
Here you go, anon.

>>713165071
MKW devs really have the potential to do the funniest thing ever

>>713165071
Don't post pictures of my wife, thanks.

Is Peach bimbo maxing in that GIF next to Rosalina?

>>713166103
Peach looks like a bimbo ever since the Mario Movie ruined her design

>>713166249
She doesn't look like the mario movie though?