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Software Sales (physical only)
01./01. [NS2] Mario Kart World # <RCE> (Nintendo) {2025.06.05} (¥9.073) - 134.900 / 917.466 (-83%)
02./03. [NSW] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time <RPG> (Level 5) {2025.05.22} (¥6.980) - 11.217 / 123.121 (-35%)
03./02. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma <SLG> (Marvelous) {2025.06.05} (¥6.980) - 9.724 / 55.427 (-79%)
04./14. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe <RCE> (Nintendo) {2017.04.28} (¥5.980) - 6.460 / 6.347.853 (+15%)
05./12. [NSW] Minecraft # <ADV> (Microsoft Game Studios) {2018.06.21} (¥3.600) - 5.916 / 3.913.098 (-2%)
06./10. [NSW] Super Mario Party: Jamboree <ETC> (Nintendo) {2024.10.17} (¥6.480) - 5.215 / 1.322.389 (-23%)
07./05. [PS5] Elden Ring: Nightreign # <RPG> (From Software) {2025.05.30} (¥5.200) - 5.126 / 59.948 (-58%)
08./08. [NS2] The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition <ADV> (Nintendo) {2025.06.05} (¥7.889) - 4.409 / 11.938 (-41%)
09./07. [NS2] The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition <ADV> (Nintendo) {2025.06.05} (¥8.091) - 4.408 / 12.400 (-45%)
10./13. [NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons # <ETC> (Nintendo) {2020.03.20} (¥5.980) - 4.209 / 8.145.825 (-28%)
Hardware Sales
Switch 2 – 153.205 (1.101.136)
PlayStation 5 – 14.129 (6.896.940)
Switch – 13.319 (35.765.339)
Xbox Series X|S – 261 (677.751)
PlayStation 4 – 22 (9.504.998)
Yakuza flopped on PS5, selling BIGLY on Switch 2
Metaphor bombed. Atlus seeking to release on Switch 2 to recoup losses.
>Tales of Arise sucked 650,000 dicks. Bandai Namco in talks to bring game to Switch 2 to make the game straight.
>Armored Core VI called VI because it sold 6 copies.
>Armored Core VI Japan sales were 75% trannies
Chris Drink is an actual 50iq retard who e-LARPs as some bigshot insider with all kinds of industry connections, and relies on going viral and getting clicks for whatever bullshit he invented wholecloth, often displaying a level of knowledge of the gaming industry below that of even a layman, betraying his lack of actual connections.
>>713120701 (OP)Stellar Blade coming to Switch 2 is fake news
Street Fighter 6 is best played on Switch 2.
Oh lol I thought we had a 10/10 but I just now noticed Nightreign.
>>713121147>Makes up something up, in this case that 3rd parties aren't selling on Switch 2 (they are)>/v/ falls for it and spams itEvery time.
>>713121251>Nightreign outside by a 8 year old game whose new installment is also at the top of the chartslol, lmao
>>713121171>were asked directly about a switch 2 port>refused to say no>gave a corpo-speak answer of "there has been no official announcement" >a deflective non-answer of something we already knewWhen you ask a corporation a yes or no question and they don't outright deny it, the answer is yes
>>713121327Nightreign would have sold 3x if it was on Switch 2. Simple as that.
>>713120701 (OP)>01./01. [NS2] Mario Kart World # <RCE> (Nintendo)>2025.06.05} (¥9.073) - 134.900 / 917.466 (-83%)Switch 2 – 153.205 (1.101.136)
8 more years
Is here the faggot who in the last week thread said that GameFreak game doesn't have voice acting citing some interview on famitsu?
Because I checked and not only there is nothing on famitsu but the steam page shows both japanese and english options for voice. You are a retard snoy.
>unlock cataquack>cucked a Peach out of top 4 in KOT>then cucked a Dry Bones from 3rdgood day for me.
>>713121327>mario kart 8dx is STILL selling nearly half what the Switch sellsActually fucking terrifying how much money this thing generated.
Do you guys think the Switch 1 will eventually outsell the PS2 worldwide? Hardware sales will naturally diminish with Switch 2 out but it'll still do decently for 1-2 years, I think.
>>713121582It should unless Sony randomly declares it had sold 165 million actually all along. They pulled that card once and they'll probably do it again.
>>713121582I only care about outselling the DS.
>>713121706>oncethey've done it twice
once when the DS was about to beat it and again recently
>>713121706Not only will they, the 160 million announcement was specifically designed to allow them to do it again
>>713121706thing is they can't.
It's official only 160mil units were made.
sony crafted a stone plaque to immorralize it even.
only option they have is making a ps2 classic and saying 'no! these TOTALLY count as ps2 sales! SHUT UP REEEEEE!"
Kek the ritual poster either thought someone already did his job or got scared away
>>713121582It's crazy how Nintendo has reached such high of a number while basically never discounting the thing. They could still do that if they want to squeeze as much as they can out of the system before they focus completely on Switch 2.
>>713121438>Source?The source for the port is the CEO gifting everyone in the company a Switch 2
and talking about receiving Switch 2 dev kit
>>713121287>Eric screeches about Japan being "an irrelevant pedo island">tries to use the Famitsu charts to shitpost endlessly the very instant something less than favorable for Nintendo appears there>gets BTFO immediatelyPoor faggot literally cannot win
>>713121287>even piscatella has betrayed sony
>>713121171The game runs perfectly on the Steam Deck, a much weaker handheld. The most optimized PC port in years
it is 100% coming to the Switch 2, Nikke could too
The ps2 "sales" are downright hilarious when you look at them with even the slightest amount of reasonable thinking.
>ps2 is still behind ps1 by the time ps3 releases
>due to the slow start of gen 7 and 3rd world countries only just then starting to adopt dvds, ps2 gets an extra long lifespan
>sales slow to under 2 million per year
>Uh oh! DS is getting close!
>literally the year after, ps2 "totally sold" an additional 5 million (bringing us to the fabled 155 million figure), an additional 3x what it had sold the previous few years
>after that, it never gets "updated" for over a decade
>Uh oh! Switch is getting close now!
>"Updated" to 160 million
>most people assume the "update" is to cover the decade+ since the last one
>when you actually read it though, they're saying they "miscounted" when they "updated" it to 155 million, and it's ACTUALLY been 160 million this whole time!
>they just didn't bother to "fix" this mistake until now, and it was purely random why they chose to do it right now, with no correlation at all to other things going on in the industry
>meaning the ps2 went from selling less than 2 million per year, to selling 10 million in a single year, back down to selling so little that it doesn't warrant a single update for the next decade+
>at least unless/until the switch gets close to 160 million
Perfectly believable story
>>713122085can I get...uhhh..some gameplay good sir?
With a sex of robobutts?
>Nobody is buying third party games on switch 2
>Third party games on switch 2 are doing good in sales
What's going on?
>>713121287hahaha the spin isn't working!!
Reminder that Stellar Blade is being developed for Switch 2 and no amount of seething and coping will change it
>>713123081Eric taking one data point from one week of Famitsu data and trying to spin it into a doomer narrative and then getting blown the fuck out
>>713123081>Chris Dring, notorious liar and all around retard is saying the first one>Mat Piscatella, bit of a fag, but with legitimate data is saying the second oneSeems pretty simple
>>713122798The most hilarious part is how clearly insecure they are about it
>>713120701 (OP)>Switch 2 – 153.205 (1.101.136)>PlayStation 5 – 14.129 (6.896.940)>already a milion in just a week>in the slowest year for every console>1/7 of the system with 5 years aroundBRUTAL MOGGING
>>713123363>>713123369Ah so it's another schizo cope. Thanks for the quick recap
>>713121237Hopefully not. Keep that shit away from Nintendo platforms, CotW hopefully gets one.
>1./01. [NS2] Mario Kart World # <RCE> (Nintendo) {2025.06.05} (¥9.073) - 134.900 / 917.466 (-83%)MK's attach rate is still insane, absolutely wild.
>>713120701 (OP)>thread 4we are getting another 10 threads of seething this week aren't we?
>>713120701 (OP)>[NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe <RCE> (Nintendo) {2017.04.28} (¥5.980) - 6.460 / 6.347.853 (+15%)STOP BUYING MARIO KART 8
PS has mature games for adults, like Roblox and Fortnite.
>Thread 4.
I come late to these threads and I miss what sounds like a lot of fun.
Can I get the QRD?
>>713121171>Shift up received the dev kits yesterday>"Someone" reaches out to tell South Korean journo that they received their dev kits, that the company has gifted their employees a Switch 2 with photographic proof, claims that the Stellar Blade port has just begun being worked on>"Another representative" swoops in saying that it's not official and that they are simply considering thingsYou're gullible if you think that Stellar Blade is coming to the platform... But, I'll let you believe that it won't be the case so I can see pull a total 180 of the game later in the year when they reveal it at a Nintendo Direct with the PlayStation Studios logo and everything xD
>>713124130Stellar blade devs are talking about porting to switch 2 after the head of the company gifted switch 2s to the entire staff
>>713124130>Can I get the QRD?Seething from the resident schizo
Laughing at "insiders"
Laughing at the resident schizo
>>713120701 (OP)How have the melties been today?
>>713124130Thread 1 was normal-ish. 2 he started to call everyone pedos. 3 was a Chris Ding grift about 3rd party games not selling on Switch 2.
>>713122798It's the Avatar effect.
>A movie is close to reaching Avatar's box office numbers? Rerelease it!
>>713124142we already had this exact same song and dance when the "totally no confirmed and official" PC port got announced
just take the loss and wait for GTA6 like the rest of the goyim
thanks for beta testing btw :)
>>713120701 (OP)>04./14. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe <RCE> (Nintendo) {2017.04.28} (¥5.980) - 6.460 / 6.347.853 (+15%)01./01. [NS2] Mario Kart World # <RCE> (Nintendo) {2025.06.05} (¥9.073) - 134.900 / 917.466 (-83%)
Even Japs think MK8D is better than MKW.
>>713124130>Can I get the QRD?Stellar Blade is coming to the Switch 2
Some people aren't taking this news well
>>713124142Are we really going through this shit again?
I still remember faggots claiming that it would never ever be released on PC. The same thing happened with Rise of the Ronin too.
>>713124557Why is he even throwing a tantrum over that? Didn't this gookslop already get a PC port?
>>713124652yeah but its not on the switch! just like how Persona 5 Royal isn't on the switch!
>>713124652by now you should know the goalposts moved to the point they have to cling to "not on the switch!" despite releasing literally everywhere else
>>713124397>wait for GTA6 like the rest of the goyim>thanks for beta testing btwplayable -7days thanks to ps5 emulation.
>>713121582Sony will simply ship another 10 million to Sealand or some shit
>>713124652>Why is he even throwing a tantrum over that?Sony exclusive. Even if it was ported to PC a year later.
This is like if Bloodborne was ported to Switch 2, and now I want this to happen, the seething over Stellar Blade would be nothing compared to that
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>>713124652He claimed it was never going to be the switch 2
>>713124652He's vehemently anti-Nintendo and will latch to whatever he can.
Olimpio traveling japan circa 175.
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Olimpio traveling japan to buy his switch 2 circa 2025.
>>713125818>No diacritic markFaker.
>>713120701 (OP)Switch 2 sales are "below my lowest expectations."
>>713125348Why did he think E33 wouldn't come if the devs openly wanted to bring it over?
>>713125897E33 is the media's current "Japan sucks and is irrelevant!" game. He forgot the devs for it don't actually feel that way though.
>>713121147>C team Mario retard and Astrobot dicksuckerThis doesn't surprise me
>>713124114>Sony literally being kept alive by MTX taxesFucking unreal
>>713126301Threadly reminder: this is what happens when you don't have/make good exclusive games. It's only going downhill since then
>>713126050The media is trying to spin up an E33 devs are racist narrative at the same time, they're gonna have to choose which one to go with they can't do both
>just got fish bonesYUH.
Just need that faggot wrench flinging fuck
>>713125853>exposing them so they can improveWhy?
Reminder that Sony doesn't see Nintendo as competition
>>713126474I mean Sega is surviving.
Sorta.
>>713126612>Doing Knockout tour with best most meta combo>AI turns off rubberbanding and zooms ahead like 50 meters ahead constantlyI LOVE THE CITY I DRIVE IN
I LOVE THE CITY I DRIVE IN
>>713126709correction, sega is sorta surviving now that their era of thriving off PSO2 money is over
>>713126709>Sega sort of survivingMaybe because they kept making games and their exclusive IPs around and good... sort of...
>>713125897>Why did he think E33 wouldn't come if the devs openly wanted to bring it over?He very clearly listed it on purpose in spite of it making little sense. Because he is also the same person who has kept accusing "tendies" and Nintendo fans of being responsible for the bulk of all anti-Exp33 posting. Which is a baseless accusation, but he samefags to throw around falesflags in an attempt to give his own claims credibility.
It's so pathetically transparent.
>>713126912>but he samefags to throw around falesflags in an attempt to give his own claims credibility.Exhibit A
>>713126672glad to see sony finally learned their place and understand they can't compete with nintendo
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>>713126672>w-we don't think about you at all!As they're releasing surveys about Switch 2 and their recent GOTY winner rips literally everything it does out of various Nintendo games
>>713127104I want to play tic-tac-toe on pearl's forehead.
>>713126769Just don't drift bro. AI will stay dumb.
>>713127191Challenge is pretty fun actually so I don't mind.
>>713127104Astrobot was more original than any mario game. It follows a throughline more aligned with crash than any mario.
>>713127281Wait Steam Deck is actually 800 fucking dollars? Jesus Christ.
>thread 4
Oh god what did I miss?
>>713127231Oh no. I agree. You should first earn your gold crown legit on everything. but you almost have to cheese/cheat to get 3* especially on KOT.
>>713127248>funkobot's bing bing wahoo clone dressed up as sony's dead IPs >original
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Looks like Prime 4 is ready to go.
>>713127248If by more original your mean it stole design elements to the point where it was basically every Mario game at once because no one competent is left at "team asobi", sure.
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is coming out soon
https://x.com/GoNintendoTweet/status/1935824142802067682
>>713127370All that brain space and nothing to fill it with. What a delightful creature. Hopefully Splatoon 4 will continue the 5head trend carried on by Pearl and Frye.
>>713126612Seriously bro? I got everyone last week also gg last night fun races
>>713127538>>713127556The fuck? It's not even dated yet. What's going on here?
>>713127538>>713127556That OUT NOW is poorly edited on top of the actual text box guys. You can see it ends right at about half of the OUT NOW oval. You're being baited.
>>713121582Yes, next question
So everyone's been having a meltdown because Chris "Mario Wonder is made by the C team" Dring gave incorrect information regarding Nintendo? Surprised Piscatella actually came out and put him in his place. Someone important must have gotten pissed off by that slander
>>713127719I mean even so it's still likely coming pretty soon, that kind of physical marketing doesn't usually happen super far in advance.
>>713127658Nintendo announces a new Direct next week, book it
>>713127767If the PISSman broke containment from the Sony shackles it means Mr. Dring was overstepping definitely.
>>713127779Not denying that, but pointing out what I see. The OUT NOW isn't consistent with the style of the textbox below Samus, while the thing "under" it is.
>>713127813The week after Bananza makes more sense, I think.
>>713122110And Donkey Kong Bananza still hasn't been released yet. The seethe when it does will be legendary.
>>713127767>Surprised Piscatella actually came out and put him in his place.Sounds hilarious.
>>713127967Wouldn't be the first time there is a general Nintendo Direct right before a big first party release
>>713127618kamek rng is being arse.
been spamming the shit out of toad factory and airship and the cunt just wont pop out.
Also yes those races and matches were very good.
>>713127658Come on tardo.
That is some real shuit shooping work. Use your eyes.
>>713127813next week or the next duh.
>>713127364There's a base version that is much cheaper, but not only it's the very first revision with dogshit cooling (and the current one already sounds and feels like an air fryier with anything more demanding than pixelshit) with the awful LCD screen even by LCD standards, it also only comes with a 64GB SSD.
Yes, sixty fucking four GBs of internal storage.
The new cheapo LCD revision is 256GBs at least, but it's still awful.
>>713127719https://x.com/Andy_VGC/status/1935837751959499171
>>713122085>>713122491>>713123263No way that switch 2 will allow Korean and Chinese black ships when nintendo is trying to save Japanese game at all cost. Since nintendo is netouyo company who cares about Japan first unlike traitor company like Snoy who betrayed Japan, betrayed USA after Concord bites the dust sooner than any of shitty gachaslop, just like Ishiba. And nintendo has shutted down Chinese service. So no possibility for Chinese game to be on switch 2.
>>713128292A general direct this month made sense but now that they did the DK direct idk.
I guess we'll see during the next two weeks.
Wtf I just saw the sell through. People are ONLY getting Marika.
>>713121428>>713121171Wait, are their gatcha games on the switch 2 yet? That would happen before SB.
>>713128361>kamek rng is being arse.>been spamming the shit out of toad factory and airship and the cunt just wont pop out.I got rocky wrench in the spiral section in
the air fortress
>>713128469Wow. That's the most photoshopped looking real ad I've ever seen. Holy shit what if the game really is out tomorrow? It's midnight right now...
>>713128625Nope. But I doubt they'd put Nikke on Switch.
>>713121147>>713121287>>713126073If you look for his name on Twitter you'll see old posts complaining that he makes shit up
Is funny how he changed his profile pic to look more professional but still looks just as retarded
>>713128541>No way that switch 2 will allow KoreanYeah no way Nintendo would allow a game from a transphobic dev like him
>>713126912Wouldn't surprise me if he's the same schizoid that goes into palworld threads acting like a twitterite
>>713128629Yuh I know he's on Airship, just need cpus or other racrs to pull his arse out then roll wretch.
Had him pop on the start of acorn rally but i was way to the side for short cuts. still fucking seething on that one a bit.
>>713128361Oh after our splatoon session I ended up with a 38-09 record
>>713122798>due to the slow start of gen 7 and 3rd world countries only just then starting to adopt dvds, ps2 gets an extra long lifespanThat shit is so true, im from mexico and my father bought me my first ps2 in the Usa when the ps3 released because it was cheaper lmao
>>713128719He'll be right at home at Nintendo seeing how much James """"Stephanie"""" Sterling seethes at them.
>>713128719gooks can be scholars. how surprising.
and YET
Tits > Ass
>>713128561Their release schedule for the next six months is already full, they don't need to do another direct until at least September
>>713128719>guy in charge on butt design>it's a scholar of human anatomy and understand the topic he's talking aboutThis is the kind of developer games need; fuckers that undertand what they're doing beyond retarded surface level. I hope their game sells well.
>>713122798wonder if they are gonna try pull more than 160m out of their asses
not like they have any credibility to lose at this point
>>713128561Back in 2022 they had the Xeno3 direct and then the general one a little bit later, I don't expect June to end without Nintendo swinging their general direct cock around to make sure people know big dick is back in town
>>713126672then why did they release this right after the Switch 2 Direct?
>>713128719I'll buy Stellar Blade and download Nikke once both are on Switch
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>>713128719But stellar blade has no bikini costume while guardians of azuma has bikini for bachleorettes spite people said that nintendo bans bikinis from 3rd parties ironically. Does Korea ban bikinis?
>>713128541DS got Ragnarok games.
>>713129258And maple ds existed, but nintendo has gungho and nexon in alliance, while shiftup isn't.
>>713128706no wonder he can't get the numbers right, I'd have a tough time two when my eyes are looking in two different directions.
>>713129331Shiftup only started doing consoles game with stellar blade, and sony poached them with Korea dev project.
As for gacha games, Switch also had Azur lane, it's up to devs and publishers not Nintendo.
>>713128706>when you are so stupid and such a liar that one of your eyes wants to leave
>>713129250Why did you exclude Nikke in that pic?
>>713129000Thing is tho, there's no date for Prime 4, Hyrule Warriors or Wheelchair game. And Air Riders has no footage at all.
>>713129540Pay him no mind, he's a fed.
>>713129247>once both are on Switchnice way to say never
>>713129635NIKKE probably wont be, but Stellar Blade has a non-zero chance.
>>713129540>Why did you exclude Nikke in that pic?goes against the narrative
>>713122110That MF have 142 millions of dog dicks to suck.
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>>713129718Stellar blade has no bikini for Chosenjings ban bikinis!! お前ら朝鮮人(チョン)どもはビキニ禁止なの? Raidou is censored by Korean feminist sensibility spite it is not even released in Korea. And Rezero S3, nigoriri, vigilante (these are not aired in China)was victim of korean censorship standard by pro Korea tv stations like Fuji and TBS who are funded by Korean government and CJ.
>No Xenoblade patch
>XBX just had bitch basic stuff and don't even bump to 60 fps
Come on, it's excellent opportunity to sell those games again.
>>713122798It's petty stuff like this that make it obvious that Nintendo lives rent-free in the heads of Sony's executives.
>>713130948You better believe those will be Nintendo Direct announcements
My apologies for the off-topic, but can someone please explain to me what "Olimpio" is and why I keep seeing it posted?
>>713128445Maybe the most underrated thing about Switch 2 is how quite and cool it stays in handheld mode despite being about as powerful as the Deck
>Two Top 10 spots will be permanently taken up by BOTH MKW and MK8D for the next decade.
>>713131037Those two are stupidly popular, at this point they are probably doing 2 DE rather than patching.
Game have lot of stuff to iron out either way.
>>713131367the form factor and the way it dissipate heat when in handheld is impressive
>>713131365Eric's newest boogeyman
>>713131604Can you translate into old, old man language?
>>713131448Got a feeling 2's Definitive Edition will happen in the form of Kirby's and Mario Party's Switch 2 editions
>>713127009It's at odds with his lame "THEY ONLY BUY NINTENDO GAMES AND DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE, THAT'S WHY THE SALES OF (Nintendo Exclusive) IS SO HIGH!"
But he still thinks he can push this narrative when it's painfully obvious especially when he tries to make a thread and immediately link to it when it has barely any replies
>>713131365literally some random faggot eric found on twitter. like darren was a random fag from youtube.
>>713131604Nah, this one is a macaco invention
>>713131682Portuguese anon posts about getting a switch 2. Macaco finds a random BRAZILLIAN fag posting on twitter about the switch 2, comes up with an elaborate conspiracy theory about how this olimpio guy is also darren and dragonirian and also eric is a falseflagging persona of him.
>>713131682The guy who usually makes this board unusable with anti-nintendo threads calls any anon that pisses him off by that name because of some portuguese anon's Switch 2 pre-order location
>>713131403It's HIS race.
We just exist in it.
>>713131963>LIterally a mushroom right next to the shortcut>doesn't take itWHAT THE FUCK
>>713131403Don't forget splatoon.
>>713131906This place is so exhausting. There is literally no way to keep up with the schizophrenia.
>>713131448>Those two are stupidly popular, at this point they are probably doing 2 DE rather than patching.lmao, no way they release XB2 without completely changing everyone's design. It goes against the current Nintendo agendas
>>713131403it's over for sony in japan
>>713126912Don't forget he shitposts in gacha threads then claims Nintendo of India (doesn't exist) is responsible for it
>>713132331>Nintendo of IndiaNintendo has a positively miniscule market share in India. I think it might even be proportionally smaller than Xbox in Japan.
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>>713132331It's even stupid because pajeets are notable sony dicksuckers.
>>713132181NOA can't do shit, Smash had CERO excuse but doing anything with 2 designs would piss off japan as whole.
>>713132047>bbruh just get zapped twice on grass'No."
This is why you people suck at Mario Kart.
>>713132181Take your meds, Eric
>>713132156It's actually insane how fucking negative this shithole has become.
>>713131365some brazillian made a twitter post calling tendies gay while showing snoys and xbox fans as seething soijaks and the snoy took this as praise for nintendo
>>713132897You say it as if there was something in modern gaming that'd make you hopeful.
>>713132692i don't support big pharma, lol
>>713133042I hear depression talking
>>713132520>but doing anything with 2 designs wouldand they don't give a shit about Japan or Xenoblade 3 wouldn't have been tailor made for the West, the people who hated Xenoblade 2
>>713133184Take your meds, we all know you are a literal glowie
>>713133042Dunno, anon. I recently saw a Nintendo Direct for this game called Donkey Kong Bananza and my face was hurting from all the smiling.
>>713133181Projection or denial? I'm chill with playing everything but modern gaming and avoiding its cancer with the few games remotely close to it
>>713133307>something to be hopeful for = consoomingMisses the point by a wide margin, anon
>>713132181the current agendas that allow bunny garden without issues?
this fearmongering is comical
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>>713132181Why cannot Xenoblade 2 have bikinis tho? No one faps over pyra and mythra's one pieced swimsuit.
>>713133371I have no idea what this post means and I suspect with disconcertingly high certainty that neither do you.
>>713132897the leaks also proved thats a feature not a bug
>>713133371you can't take that someone is hopefully to play new games? why are you even on /v/? do you even play games?
>>713133498>I suspect with disconcertingly high certainty that neither do you>the one making the pointAnon...
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>>713133443And allowing Miyuna in bikini on shinepost. Miyuna is 10 years old on start. And most of Shine post girls are 12-14 on start as well. Lots of loli in shinepost.
>>713133607Explain your point then. Go on. Why shouldn't I look forward for a game?
>>713133613BRING THIS TO THE WEST GOD DAMN IT
>>713133583Funny how people seem to not give a shit, though I guess it makes sense when you consider 90% of the posts aren't made by real beings to begin with
>>713133443>bunny gardennot a Nintendo game
>>713133613reminder the mkw costumes are also far sexier
also outright having cunny on the new donkey kong
>>713133443Don't bother, it going do another set of mental gymnastics to fit his argument.
>>713133680It's really simple
>widespread, overreaching issues = nothing to be hopeful about>this narrowminded retard: >>713133307 "me see this tiny bit of product result/among all these issues that personally likes it's being hopeful for the state of modern videogames hehe"Also; he made the mistake of assuming "personal likeness = good objective". bananza looks like DK64 to me btw
>>713133709at this point i doubt konami wants to do anything with the west outside MGS and maybe silent hill
even the yugioh rush format didnt get brought to the west
>>713133443He is doing the thing he always does when he has zero material against Nintendo and resorts to using Xenoblade to pretend they are woke and censorship heavy because it always, without fail, derails the thread. He was gonna use the "third party games aren't selling" cope for the next couple weeks but, sadly for him, an actual industry worker came out and said that the third party games are actually selling and to stop spreading retarded rumors
>>713120701 (OP)>Switch 2 – 153.205 (1.101.136)>PlayStation 5 – 14.129 (6.896.940)
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>>713133709How many coomers will be sent to crab boat by this? Pic rel is the death scene for shine post if ur sheckel gets minus.
>>713133938I still don't know how it attracted so many fucking shitposters.
>>713134054kek i love japan
>>713133927not either of those anons, but I fail to see how Bananza looks like 64. It already doesn't have 64's biggest downsides with the tag barrel and the overabundant character locked collectables. Only issues I see is the skill tree and the world likely being too open-ended, but those aren't explicitly dealbreakers.
>>713133927>>widespread, overreaching issues = nothing to be hopeful about????
>>this narrowminded retard: >>713133307 (You) "me see this tiny bit of product result/among all these issues that personally likes it's being hopeful for the state of modern videogames hehe"What.
>Also; he made the mistake of assuming "personal likeness = good objective". bananza looks like DK64 to me btwSo the game is bad because you don't like it? That it's? And everyone else should stop having fun because you've already "objectively" assessed the metacritic score of the game? Isn't this a supremely immature thing to say?
I understand why people should be weary of modern gaming, I completely empathise with that. But you're just jaded, anon, almost to a parodical extent.
>>713133927>making the mistake of assuming "personal dislike = objectively bad"please what issues? the already disproven lies about exploding batteries?
the cope about "bricked" consoles that turned out to be either heckers breaking open the console to poke at shit and breaking it, or retards just getting their account banned from online for playing pirated games on official servers?
>>713120701 (OP)>Switch 2 – 153.205 (1.101.136)>PlayStation 5 – 14.129 (6.896.940)i work for a video game company that refuses to order up switch 2 devkits. i might as well update my resume, right haha?
>>713134305if you work in japan? yeah, that company is gonna close soon
>>713134234>please what issues?The list:
>Paid online>Overpiced games>incomplete games>Paid DLC>Paid DLC predating the game release's content>digital only>Graphicfaggotry skyrocketing dev costs>AA gutting with slim to none recovering since ps360 days>GaaS>Subscription services>Microtransactions and other predatory practicesThis is the future you chose. And it will only get worse.
>>713134305reminder thats with the discounts up to 30% to make room for switch 2 stuff
now that the discounts are over we are gonna start seeing the pis5 get splitroasted
>>713133938>and resorts to using Xenoblade to pretend they are antijapanese and censorship heavyfix'd
>>713133938>He was gonna use the "third party games aren't selling" cope for the next couple weeksJournos are now pushing this cope. I'm seeing article tweets on my twitter feed
>>713134357>if you work in japan?yeah. it sucks because i remember how eager my bosses were about the ps5 they jumped in right away but for nintendo it's always "let's wait and see". oh well i'm over it
>>713134490yeah snoy doing this shit is what allowed nintendo to dominate
>>713134054the fuck?
i need context.
>>713134490The consumer has already chosen to accept these for XBox, Playstation, PC, and mobile. Shit's been rigged from the start.
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What a huge fucking faggot
Kek
>>7131343050% chance of this cool story being true. Even unserious devs know where the wind blows this gen.
>>713134232>b.but it's bevcause you didn't like itStop projecting you expectations, I'm 100% indifferent towards DK64; you were retarded to assume the opposite.
>I completely empathise with that. But you're just jaded, anonSorry anon but after getting your shit pushed that sound like you're trying to save face and double down on your poor approach. Feel free to buy and play Bananza; that won't change the bleak landscape of modern vidya
>>713134305Which company?
What's the excuse?
>>713134623>>713134653It would've been great if it didn't damage the industry's health and standars staying contained... but here we are. /v/ is cope.
>>713134490all of these things are shit thats been done since the original xbox
fuck off and die snoy
>>713134701I have nothing more to say to you other than I genuinely hope that you can enjoy games again. And I say it from the heart. That is all.
>>713134797>I have nothing more to say to you other than I genuinely hope that you can enjoy games againStop coping poorly. I enjoy games fine; I just not bothering with modern gaming that you're still advocating for. Godspeed, anon
>>713134639I don't actually know, but a meme in Japan is that crabbing boats are the last resort for people desperate for money since they'll take anyone, because it's a shitty job that has you out at sea for months on end
I imagine that running out of money forces Player-kun to get on the crabbing boat to pay off his debts
>>713134305Had no idea you could shitpost while working in Japan, guess where there's a will there's a way
>>713126672Good to know they can't compete with Nintendo anymore.
>>713135064his company refuses to get the tools to make games for major consoles so hes not working up anyway
>>713134696>Even unserious devs know where the wind blows this gen.not the higher ups. of course, the developers know where the wind blows. i know many people in the company, me included have been pushing for the nintendo switch (and switch 2) to be more supported but we don't have the final say at all.
>>713134760>Which company?i'll refrain from answering that one. i know it's gonna make me appear like a liar but i don't really care
>What's the excuse?stuff like playstation is more steady and we should wait and see until we get briefed on the ps6 to be certain about our next steps (which is what they were saying about the ps5 in 2019).
>>713134305What company? Just for refference to laugh at in due time.
>>713134490No one had a problem with any of these when Microsoft started it all nor when Sony doubled down on it. It's only when Nintendo follows their example that people have a problem with it. You know what I realized about the gaming audience during the last 14 or so years? If they actually felt negatively about any of those things the Wii U would be the best selling console of all time
>>713135260>stuff like playstation is more steady and we should wait and see until we get briefed on the ps6 to be certain about our next steps (which is what they were saying about the ps5 in 2019).What the fuck?
>>713135260What exactly is the excuse? Why aren't the higher-ups watching with their eyeballs the Switch systems printing money for Nintendo for almost a decade now? It just doesn't make any sense. This is the reaction I would expect of dumb solo devs with axes to grind with Big N, not from higher-ups who have to objectively assess market conditions.
>>713135358infact snoys openly defending it with sony copied all that shit from microsoft, they even to claim that having paid online was better than nintendo having the free online for a while
>>713134598Guess they didn't get the Piscatella memo yet, or are not interested in updating their articles once factual information comes out and shows they were wrong
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>>713135007Bunny garden had similar "death" ending on debt aside from being tuna boat instead.
>>713135358>No one had a problem with any of these when Microsoft started it allrevisionism
>>713135358It was always a problem, albeit a relatively minor one. It only became a very big deal when Nintendo started doing it.
>>713135007>crab = kani (cunny)>Japanese meme the job as shit for the most desperateWell there we go.
Kinda funny.
>>713135260Name the company or piss off.
Or at least give hints to it so we can figure it out and dog pile the shitty suits
>those excusesNever been more over if true.
>>713135519SE has dev kits.
>>713135617>Kinda funnySomewhat cute, even
>>713135260I absolutely believe you, always been of the thought that even if Nintendo came out with better hardware than the other two and built a massive install base in a short amount of time, devs would STILL "wait and see" while putting everything on Microsoft's shit instead
>>713135410>What exactly is the excuse? Why aren't the higher-ups watching with their eyeballs the Switch systems printing money for Nintendo for almost a decade now? It just doesn't make any sense.let me try to be more a bit clearer. they are aware that the switch has been selling very well and that the switch 2 is very likely to be successful but they are reluctant to move away from playstation due to a sense of familiarity from many years ago. they are our bosses and they have the final say so we can only push back for so long before we are told to shut up and work. it gets frustrating because they are willing to jump on board with sony for the ps6 despite the low sales of our games on ps5 but they don't want to get dev kits for the switch 2 until it is 100% certain that the sales of software and hardware won't collapse
>>713135902I'm even more puzzled. Japan is impossible to understand.
>>713135902Please don't tell me it's Compile Heart. (Or ATLUS for that matter.)
>>713135856Because Nintendo don't give devs and publishers a paycheck and blowjobs like Sony or MS do.
Not mention that Nintendo games are competition.
>>713135445I doubt they'll correct themselves when they spent these past few months spreading misinformation about the switch 2
>>713136048Could be Atlus' P-Studio.
ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME
>>713136023Japan is hierarchical as fuck, Seniors are free to do whatever they want and only older boomers or someone with higher position can complain.
>>713136023>Japan is impossible to understand.>be third party dev>be lazy and keep with the "familiar" thingiconic duo
>>713136071this
>>713135902name the fucking studio you coward.
>10./13. [NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons # <ETC> (Nintendo) {2020.03.20}
It's not wrong to call Nintendo outright psychopathic for ignoring Animal Crossing.
>>713136324It has to be some rogue studio within SEGA-Sammy. I refuse to believe otherwise.
>>713136247>STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5Snoys can't meme for shit lol
>>713120701 (OP)>Switch 2 will reach half of PS5 lifetime sales in a few months
>>713136247Switch 2 is anihilating ps5 in the number of exclusives already ;)
>>713136247>PS5 so shit the snoy has to steal memes to pretend they are "winning"Just remember. Switch 2 will have more exclusives by the end of the year than the PS5 has its whole lifetime.
>>713136475>some rogue studio within Sega-SammyWhat fucking studio of theirs isn't run by S*nyggers? There's Maniax in Atlus and Sonic Team and that feels like it. RGG still is just porting older games.
>>713136565Have to admit; the One Game song is an absolute banger. https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1JEmnTjdyA
>>713134614>switch and switch 2 are like the most successful consoles ever>let's wait and see if they are even more successfulI know suits are retarded but still
>>713122798the most hilarious part is them trying to pretend they sold 160m through when they supposedly produced 160m (meaning there were no RMAs, no replacements, nothing), which is basically impossible (unless they count RMAs and refurbished consoles as new sales, as they've been doing with the PS4 and PS5)
>>713136247Why are you recycling an outdated meme that used to make fun of PS3? Even back in time, the PS3 had way more games than PS5 at this point.
>>713136867snoys free dinners, cars and kani is a powerful drug anon.
>>713136247>Stellar Blade on switch 2lmao
>>713133746Imagine if for a month, there was an attempt to fix things and crack down on the cancer.
Just imagine.
>>713136832Holy shit Eric is in that comment section
>>713137098I almost bought a PS5 for Stellar Blade
Im glad I didn't
>>713134614That kinda explain why some third parties are being retarded about...
>>713135260Well that sounds very retarded for me. I believe you. Holy shit Sony really made these companies lose their brain cells
>>713137050i wonder how Nagoshi is doing after his studio and game flopped.
>>713136867Nothing short of Sony filing for Bankruptcy will make them see the error of their ways
>>713137220Funny how the wait and see tactic fucks them over more than rewards them, Nintendo won't wait around for their ass forever if they lack a type of game they are more than willing to fill the niche themselves, they lacked a shooters like COD or BF and made Splatoon, lacked a action game and got Bayonetta 2, 3, W101 (for a time) and then Astral Chain devs keep playing the wait and see move and eventually they won't be needed.
>>713136809Switch 2 will have more exclusives by the end of next month than the ps5 has had in 5 years
>>713137630You should see FTC papers, bean counters were asking why they didn't supported platform or just have irrelevant stuff.
>>713137174Post a screenshot or you're a faggot
>>713137630Imagine the meltdown that will take place once Nintendo reveals their own Monster Hunter
>>713135902let me guess
compile heart
>>713136023>>713136269>>713136291>Everyone but like 3 snoyim devs (not even full companies) are willing to die with the ship due to their terminal snoyism.>Wtf japan bad and hierarchical.I will never understand westoids.
>>713120701 (OP)Next week we are going to see the real number for PS5 and PS titles now that days of play of whatever the name of the sale is finally over, so this isn't nowhere near close as how bad it will get for PlayStation in Japan.
>>713137630They also lacked RPGs for almost fifteen years until Xenoblade and other getting made;
This should probably be a hard pill to swallow for Square-Enix, considering how the Nintendo fanbase stopped to care about the Final Fantasy series and that series failed to attract a new base of consumers in the same way that Capcom and BN did with their franchises.
>>713137860AHHHHHHHH
FUCK REEEEEEEEEE
AHHHHHHH
I NEED IT
JUST MAKE A CLASSIC MON HUN ALREADY GOD DAMN IT!
I'm fucking sick of modern bastardized mon hun.
Dauntless is pigusting
God Eater is too stripped down and basic
Fucking Freedom Wars is EVEN MORE stripped down and basic compared to GE
I WANT A FUCKING GOOD MON HUN GAME AGAIN FFS
REEEEEE
>>713138220>Death Stranding 2 next weekIt's impressive how the media convinced the people that DS1 is a good game.
>>713138314Why you hatin on Paper Mario or Mario & Luigi man?
Plus they made Code Name STEAM (INT SYS YOU FUCKS SEQUEL NOW.) And grezzo did Ever Oasis (a sort 'Of Mana' type game' also SEQUEL WHEN?!)
But yuh Nintendo will just make their own IPs if third parties fail to supply (ARMS).
Every developers eastern or western should be shitting over the MASSIVE self investment Nintendo just did a few years back.
Shit's gonna get ugly for them all fast.
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>>713138314Forgetting about golden sun?
>>713138434Wait did they? I remember it getting shit on endlessly when it came out, everyone (rightfully) referred to it as a walking simulator and laughed about it. Did a wave of revisionism take place?
>>713137630>>713137860Imagine how big would be the collapse if Nintendo decides to capitalize subs just like Sony and Xbox are doing now; the only thing keeping them afloat and only because Nintendo isn't doing it. If they do they have all their power of brand and IPs that Sony and Xbox don't and works so far due nobody of worth playing that game.
>>713138314>They also lacked RPGs for almost fifteen years until Xenoblade and other getting made;In home systems, handhelds were doing fine in that regard
https://www.famitsu.com/ranking/game-sales
Top 30's up, that fire sale really helped Sony this week
>>713138586yes, it's kino now and the sequel is going to be even more kino
>>713138434I liked DS1 and I'm looking forward to 2 (on PC) but the "mystery" of the game is gone. I think a lot of people aren't even gonna bother with 2. It didn't even really sell well until it came to PC though people might just get it to play SOMETHING, ANYTHING on their PS5.
>>713138641Too bad it's about to end.
>>713138641>mario kart world already beat MH Wilds in two weeksgod damn
>>713138641lol wtf how much was astro bot on sale for first time i've seen that game since launch week
>>713138673Which snoy is behind this convenient turn of events. Geoff? Or some e-faggot?
>>71313864123/30 isn't that bad. But I'm looking forward to S2's first Famitsu sweep.
>>713138320I miss Soul Sacrifice....
>>713138747>ps5 is about to be spit roasted by the switch 2 AND the switchkek
>>713138434It is a good game doe
>>713138541>>713138561>>713138640You guys are right, and I beg for your forgiveness!
>>713138747when is it ending?
>>713139307I think it started two weeks ago and it was for like 2 weeks or so.
>>713138891yes, its the usual suspect of shills. Geoff can't stop gushing over it
>>713139346so next week is when we'll see a change? grim
>>713138314I really don't get SE some of their best RPGs were on handhelds, one of their best sports games were made with Nintendo, Nintendo even let them get the code for Mana collections since they are clowns and somehow lost it yet they always try to stiff Nintendo with proper support they botched the FFCC remaster, botched the Switch versions of KH, botched Chocobo racing remaster even let Octo Traveler die becuase they wanted it multiplatform and lets not forget how they cheap out on Bravely Default remaster they could have easily fit that on the lowest Switch cart or even made a collection with BD and Bravely Second.
>>713139084I have not played that but after playing several 'true ultra mon hun clones FOR REAL BRO' which utterly fail to capture WHAT mon hun is I am not going to fall for any more.
BUT
i don't think soul sacrifice should stay dead just due to my tism.
Hopefully Koei can make a new one soon.
>>713139463>And NEo TWEWY>so easily forgottenvrnah
>>713139224Nintendo lacked big boy RPGs which Monolith did, they had ton of rpgs on handheld, problem is that your so called nintendo fan hate anything but mario and zelda, pokemon is a whole different beast.
>>713139430If it coincided with the Days of Play Sale in the US, it ended on the 11th.
>>713138857Sony bet really hard on bringing Monster Hunter World to PS, but they weren't expecting that the actual base would move to PC instead. I mean, if they realized that, they would increase the check and turn that game into a full exclusive instead of giving the "everything but Switch" guideline.
>>713139660To be fair, the only reason I liked Soul Sacrifice is that it was far more of its own thing than an MH clone. In-quest levellng, all weapons have limited resources that can only be recovered via slaying small enemies, all weapons are spells that can be mixed in any combination, etc. The best clones are the ones that set themselves apart instead of being a pale imitation. And because there weren't that many options on VITA (mean LIFE).
>>713139892Xenoblade is hardly a system seller though. And it would be a good thing for Monolith to move on to a new JRPG IP. Insisting on Xenoblade seems ill-advised.
>>713139903that makes sense, just looked it up. Next weeks numbers is gonna be back to sub 10k then
>>713139937I don't think capcom would even allow for a full exclusive launch now. they aren't as stupid as square.
>4./14. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
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>>713140152Xenoblade have its own audience, but more important thing is that nintendo attracted new people towards platform.
Stuff like Atelier didn't had any presence before.
>Thread 4
How hard did he mald?
>>713140505Very unhappy because Stellar Blade is coming to Switch 2
>>713140114Fair.
Not trying to shit on SS. I'm sure it's a good game, but I just doubt it'll give me what I want out of a mon hun clone.
I liked God Eater3 quite a bit frankly....it's just NOT a mon hun clone. Nor is Freedom Wars.
People need to actually learn to differeciate games and mechanics.
It's why rogue-LIKE and rogue-LITE is actually a fucking important distinction even if low IQ vermin seethe over it.
>>713140430jesus christ, that Mythra figure is a work of art
shit I forgot our weekly famitsu meltdown.
what did i miss?
>>713140430>Stuff like Atelier didn't had any presence before.Why is modern alchemy shittier than Sophie2???
I'm very sad.
>>713140324the fuck does this even imply? hiding in plain sight?
>>713140286Don't kid yourself, if it was Sony paying an extremely fat cheque they'd totally do it.
>>713140685I knew it when the guy didn't say no when asked about the port. Didn't thought Cuckric would sperg much about it, though. Some said that he's shitting up SB threads, but I didn't see myself until now so I didn't believe it.
Cool (but unsurprising) that the Switch 2 is doing well
I'm currently waiting for a few more games I'm interested in before I get one myself (currently keen on Bananza, Bravely Default and maaaaaaaybe MKW), but I imagine more games will be shown by the end of the year
>>713140430The point we can both agree is that Xenoblade certainly filled its purpose, to the point where the Switch almost became the default JRPG machine except for a couple of prestige titles. Star Ocean 2 R sales are quite telling on this, the Switch version outsold Playstation domestically but Sony won worldwide by a relatively small margin. I think the Switch 2 generation will be do-or-die for many companies, everyone should understand by now that there was a huge migration to the Switch and the momentum doesn't seem to be slowing down. It will be an interesting gen when it comes to 3rd party support for the Switch, that's for sure.
>>713140708Chinks do ton of figs, help that Nintendo barely license stuff so they have a market for that.
>>713140778Atelier died the moment Koei bought GUST. Ayesha was the last good game.
>>713141239Sell me on Ayesha.
How long is it?
What's the alchemy like?
Is it on Switch?
>>713141217>this is 244 buckso tempting
>>713140848Hit him extra hard because last week he was talking some big game about it never coming to Nintendo systems, and then 4 days later the news came out
>>713140945I'm guessing that MKW will either get a DX treatment some years from now or it will be updated throughout the generation. Either way, we haven't seen its final form.
It's a shame that BD is stuck on a gay key card, but at least Bananza is getting a full physical release and is looking excellent. Bananza has Odyssey bones but they clearly let their younger devs go wild with the features. I must say that I genuinely despise skill trees in these sorts of games and much prefer the clean gameplay-forward approach of Odyssey, but I'm still genuinely curious about Bananza.
>>713141715Stellar blade isn't a hard game to run on PC hardware anyway. It uses UE4 for fucks sake.
>>713134305If you work for a big western company you should be fine. Now, if you work for a JP corpo then no matter what it should be PC+Nintendo at bare minimum.
>>713141842Snoys are still unable to grasp the fact that they lost, so they don't realize that the two games they have can and will be lost to the competition. Just you wait until God of War shows up on Switch 2, because THOSE Sony IPs are next on the line
>>713142017Keep reading. The guy works for a JP company.
>>713137860Whatever it takes to have a new take on the gameplay, especially weapons. Can't fucking believe the last time MH got new eapon types was 4 over a decade ago.
>>713141715If Square can actually get off of their asses and put XIV-XVI on Switch 2 I'm pretty sure he'll have an aneurysm
>>713142085>Just you wait until God of War shows up on Switch 2, because THOSE Sony IPs are next on the lineI'd rather have the older, lower selling PS2-PS3 trilogy ported to switch. Keep the PS4 reboots/sequels locked to those platforms.
>>713142329I can SMELL the shovelware
>>713138641>Welcome Tour download card ranked
>>713142234Yeah, then he better start praying whoever is in charge of chosing the platforms their games release on stops being a retard.
>>713142262>Can't fucking believe the last time MH got new eapon types was 4 over a decade ago.Insect Glaive isn't that old rig-
>2013
>>713142329>Tralalero Tralala JumperIs this a joke?
>>713140986Switch got ton of Vns and not just random licensed kusoge like vita but big names like umineko, sci adv and even Fate of all things.
Really impressive.
>>713142304XIV is coming for sure and XVI might be a shadow drop after some Direct similar to the Xbox version
>>713140846It wouldn't surprise me, for a reason SIE is on a billionaire debt.
>>713142514Hell I'm pretty sure they're a good chunk of the reason why Tsuki remake even happened.
>>713142085>Just you wait until God of War shows up on Switch 2, because THOSE Sony IPs are next on the lineI don't see sony being that desperate/willing to admit defeat.
They'll all go to PC yuh...but Switch2?
That's sony just outright saying their own player base isn't worth jack shit.
No way.
>>713142262>MH got new eapon types was 4 over a decade agoboy i sure do love styles and arts. over the top anime bullshit that has NO PLACE in mon hun. and killed the potentil for a new weapon type.
thrilling.
>>713142329I always forget Silent Hill: The Short Message was a thing. Man what a shit show.
>>713142329>Stellar Blade is gone from that listkek
I only see one game there and it is a shitty remaster of a perfectly emulatable PS3 game
digital foundry is talking about the potential PSP2 specs and its funny that they say "720p is okay when sony does it"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68huspdaxIQ
@4:54
>>713142493Remember how the last update had like less than 20 games and most of them were tech demos, remasters, VR trash or Dark Farts? Almost everything new you see there is lowest effort AI shit possible. Snoys are so desperate to prove their failed console has exclusives that they won't mind bloating the list with the most shameless shovelware they can find.
>>713142329>Tung Tung Tung Sahur RunnerThey're really not beating the Indian Shill Campaign allegations at this point
>>713142329I don't even have a picture or webm to express my sheer laughter at such a sad limp pathetic display.
God damn.
Holy fuck.
Someone HAS to be trolling.
>>713142646The thing is Sony is already on the record saying verbatim that their "Audience cannot satisfy our games development costs" so releasing their bigger IPs on Switch 2 would only be an insult to the idiots that don't pay attention to what happens in the industry... So around 70 million people
>>713142461JE SUIS MONTE!
[SW2] Yakuza 0 Director’s Cut (SEGA, 06/05/25) – 2,935 (10,421)
[PS5] ASTRO BOT (SIE, 09/06/24) – 2,856 (78,656)
[SW2] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma (Marvelous, 06/05/25) – 2,836 (13,713)
[PS5] Monster Hunter Wilds (Capcom, 02/28/25) – 2,211 (816,454)
[NSW] Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Nintendo, 12/07/18) – 2,172 (5,766,903)
[PS5] FANTASY LIFE i: The Girl Who Steals Time (LEVEL-5, 05/21/25) – 2,143 (19,490)
[PS5] Gran Turismo 7 (SIE, 03/04/22) – 2,097 (381,545)
[NSW] Pokemon Scarlet / Pokemon Violet (The Pokemon Company, 11/18/22) – 2,049 (5,570,440)
[SW2] Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour (Download Card) (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 1,980 (4,869)
[NSW] Cyber Citizen Shockman Complete Collection (Superdeluxe Games, 06/12/25) – 1,852 (New)
[SW2] Street Fighter 6 Years 1-2 Fighters Edition (Capcom, 06/05/25) – 1,821 (7,171)
[NSW] Mobile Suit Gundam SEED: Battle Destiny Remastered (Bandai Namco, 05/21/25) – 1,780 (37,064)
[NSW] Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics (Nintendo, 06/05/20) – 1,737 (1,412,000)
[NSW] Donkey Kong Country Returns HD (Nintendo, 01/16/25) – 1,732 (271,927)
[NSW] Splatoon 3 (Nintendo, 09/09/22) – 1,635 (4,447,925)
[PS4] Elden Ring Nightreign (Bandai Namco, 05/30/25) – 1,628 (11,334)
[PS5] Death Stranding Director’s Cut (SIE, 09/24/21) – 1,542 (41,640)
[SW2] Shine Post: Be Your Idol! (Konami, 06/05/25) – 1,496 (5,223)
[NSW] Natsume’s Book of Friends: Hazuki no Shirushi (Bushiroad Games, 06/05/25) – 1,494 (18,359)
[NSW] Nintendo Switch Sports (Nintendo, 04/29/22) – 1,465 (1,600,917)
somehow GT7 show up again in the top30... is this bundle ps5 sale again?
>>713142694Why is anyone even remotely hyped for a new Sony handheld? If anything all of them should be absolutely terrified and shitting themselves at the prospect
>>713142861There's a huge sale on playstaion hardware and software for the past couple of weeks. Seems like stores are trying to get rid of them to have more space for Switch 2 stuff.
>>713142514The Fate franchise is funny, because by any standards, Aniplex IS Sony, but it seems the relation between them and SIE is so bad that they prefer to work with Nintendo instead.
I wonder what they did to reach at that point.
>>713142879cause sony does what nintendon't
I'm very eager for Sony follow the foot step of the last guy doing their whole commercial around the cause we not Nintendo.
>>713142879Because the industry handed over that sector to Nintendo on a silver platter after the Vita died of dysentery. Much like how they handed the family market over to them by chasing the brown n bloom "mature" crowd.
>>713142786I recall them saying that during the actiblizz court case or whatever yuh.
But still sony is going to get flak from both their die hard fans AND 3rd party devs if they put 1st party major titles like god of war or niggerman on switch2.
They still won't sell so...lmao.
>>713142969Turkeyhime got artbook censored, not game artbook. Switch version had said artwork.
>>713142879>Sony will make games for it>THIS TIME I SWEAR!its always the same song and dance. funny since they're talking about a weaker system so they HAVE to make games for it since they can't just port PS5 games to it
>>713142861GT7 is the closest thing PS5 has that could be labeled as evergreen.
>>713142956oh I see, then the GT7 might be the left over PS5 bundles, I remember this and horizon bundle boosted their sale a lot back when most of the PS5 is "imported" to SEA instead of stay in JP
>>713142879>Why is anyone even remotely hyped for a new Sony handheld?They just want something that isn't from Nintendo that will totally kill the switch for real this time. See the deck.
>>713143043They'll probably just ask Hoyoverse to make a new offshoot for it and take the whales mobile.
>>713142879Because the entire game reviewer community is either under Sony's payroll, or huge snoys that do it for free. If they actually build a portable console, you can already expect it to be either an underpowered piece of shit that barely reaches the Switch 2's specs, or a "decent" portable PC that will cost $1000.
And it will still have no exclusives.
>>713141715All he says that will never happen ends up happening. No wonder he's balding.
20. switch demo tour
27. "door dash simulator" director cut for ps 5
JP really don't like late port and rerelease
>>713142861>[SW2] Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour (Download Card) (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 1,980 (4,869)>it's at 80-100%
>>713142982>>713143001The one thing that could and more than likely will kill Sony is releasing a new handheld. They spent 2 decades teaching their audience that only cutting edge big boxes and hyper photo realistic textures matter and anything less is for little faggots. How do you expect them to buy a handheld that you will not support because you are too busy focusing on PS6 games to try and sell those same people a PS6? Nintendo was able to get away with it for the longest time because they essentially built two different audiences for each sector, Sony was unable to do that and they sure as hell won't get away with it in the current year
>>713143130That or it's going to have 1 year of good releases and then tumble down into nothing but licensed anime/ecchi shovelware like the Vita.
>>713143128just like with ZZZ?
>>713143247doesn't the first one that go cutting edge graphic faggot is the Do the math, which one is that again? Jaguar?
Sega and Jaguar commercial making consoomer blind with higher numbers
>sony fully supports ps6portable, which means their new games will look significantly worse than ps5 games so their decades of ONLY GRAPHICS MATTER brainwashing shortcircuits snoys and they don't buy shit
OR
>sony doesn't supports ps6portable just like they didn't support the vita because, again, ONLY GRAPHICS MATTER brainwashing and so it flops
Hillarious
>>713143387That was Atari, yes. It's hilarious in hindsight to see the Genesis, Saturn, Jaguar and 3DO piss money while Nintendo was just trucking along with Mode7 until literally redefining vidya with Mario 64.
>>713142879Honestly, I know quite a lot of people who didn't bought the Switch because it's "Nintendo", but would be quite happy if it was "Playstation".
Let's see if Sony will look at the Vita and realize the three fundamental reasons that handheld failed.
>>713143481It's such an stupid proposition that I can't believe Sony is considering this at all. Microsoft cancelled their in-house handheld for a reason, and those guys could afford to sell zero units unlike Sony
>>713143239>5k japfags seriously bought a claim card for the tour game>instead of just buying it on the eshopWHY
>>713143481>>713143247It's gonna be a good fucking decade.
>>713143481about graphics, I don't think a lot of ps5 can beat The Order 1886 on PS4.
and that game also the best showcase for showing chasing graphics mean jack shit
>>713143597Take a look at the console numbers. The Switch 2 has met 1/7th of of the PS5's lifetime sales in Japan. In 11 DAYS. Combine that with their limp software sales, ballooning budgets for first party titles, PC integration being nothing close to the hail mary they expected and hilariously bad licensing agreements for some games [Marvel takes anywhere from 25%-50% of all revenue on their projects] and Sony is sweating.
>>713143481OR they make a Switch copycat that's docked with the power of a PS5 Pro but weaker in handheld mode. it'll still be 800+ though
>>713142329pool hop 2 future GOTY winner
>>713143815Something tells me that it's the last thing Sony wants to do, because it would be admitting that the Nintendo model of business was right all along. They will continue splurging money and chasing those high end graphics and the consumer will be the one suffering from it because there's no way a PS6 will be cheaper than the current consoles. And it will still be worse than building a PC. Sony has reached a dead end and instead of turning back and find another route, they'll slam their head onto the wall until they bleed out.
>>713143815A handheld that has the ability to reach PS5 pro power is gonna cost more than $1000 if sold at a loss lmao. Guarantee there won't be backlash about such a price by the usual suspects
>>713142694You need to pay me to watch these faggots
>>713143683>The Order 1886>still recall that gamexplain said NOTHING on this faggotry till released then had a 2-3hr stream on it as if it matterThe biggest NOTHING game ever.
>>713143815>making a copycat switch using PS5 pro partson one hand I don't see them doing it
but on the other hand it will be fucking hilarious and would kind of an admission of defeat
AHAHAHAHA get crunched homo.
lmao
you know who you are.
>>713143961i can't imagine there's a lot of route left for Sony
maybe they could
>go fully into the handheld market, making their entire studio output be AA games that's less graphically demanding, which would lessing the droughts for games.or maybe
>extend the PS5 life for another 5 years as they try to make games for it.
No handheld can reach a PS5 pro. Even Sony is also using AI to upscale in their supposed new handheld. But because it's Sony AI upscaling will be ok even if it's a shitty AMD one.
>>713144230The problem with the first solution is that Sony's studios are incapable of not making AAA games. That's why their entirety of the GaaS initiative failed, and even after buying Bungie they still failed horribly.
The face of a desperate man.
>>713142329what the fuck is cazzarion and why is 30% of this list them alone?
reminder about picrel btw
>>713144230Tell Snoys they gotta downgrade from having the prettiest games in the block and next thing you know you are a third party dev for Nintendo and Microsoft
>>713144498>match quest: numbers
>>713144409Gee if only sony had IPs they could have built up 25 years ago.
Ah well.
No use in discussing shit that doesn't exist.
>>713142694>PSP2that was the vita
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>>713120701 (OP)WOWIE ZOWIE, I JUST KILLED JAPANESE GAME WITH MAH' FUCKIN PRICE‘N KEYCARD, WAHOO!
Nintendo switch 2 was actual Japanese game killer. Not Chinese, Korean or Western games.
Nintendo switch 2 has nailed the coffin on Japanese game by fucking price and keycard when they are in peril in 2025 due to having kusoges only like MH wilds, Yumia, Nightreign, while in 2024, Japanese game was so strong according to metascore. But no Jap game with metascore over 90s this year..
Nintendo was no match for Chinese games!!
>>713144498even the snoy fanboys on wikipedia called out that retard because it seems like a ton f those games aren't even real
>>713144585>snoys not only can't meme, but they're mindbroken by people shitting on flopspoken
>>713128706>>713121147Wasn't he the Astrobot fag who had to pre-empt his claim that the sales are "high enough" while not as high as Mario's? And also tried to spread the Mario C Team shit for Wonder?
>>713144230They spent almost 2 decades brainwashing gamers into thinking the Playstation consoles are the peak in terms of power and graphics, going back on that would severely hurt their reputation, more than it already is. Granted, snoys are so delusional that they would still find ways to gaslight themselves into thinking Sony can do no wrong. The saddest part is that the only developer that would still mainly develop exclusives for the console is Naughty Dog, which was hijacked by Druckmann, so they will never beat the moviegame console allegations.
>>713144498the fuck am I even looking at?
>>713144672Yeah, that's him
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>Industry collapsing.
>Sony desperate and running like headless chicken looking for anything to save themselves.
>Xbox preparing its grave and coffin.
>Japs who opposed selling their games on Nintendo kneeling one by one.
>Nintendo's stocks higher than ever.
>Switch 2 ended up being the biggest console launch in numbers and consumer satisfaction.
He won.
So let me get this straight eric isn't the macaco? There are TWO schizos?
>nintendomination continues
>sony's panic sales are falling off and the PS5 is about to fall to third place behind both switches
>sony is going to rush out the PS6 with no games at a $1000+ price point
>>713143815They really can't make UMPC with competitive price unless they are willing to lose assload of money. AMD don't have necessary stuff to build that kind of shit right now.
Nintendo was lucky with ton of leftover nvidia shield parts.
>>713144652Yumia is literally forspoken with anime look.
>>713144962Im confused why Sony doesn't go with Nvidia then?
>>713142969>I wonder what they did to reach at that point.Oh boy, here's story time.
>Nasu once upon a time was a huge snoy, so was the rest of TM.>They happily made eroge, then cucked out and just started making non-porn stuff.>That said, their writing and artwork still pandered to their audience so nobody was that upset, especially when the erotic writing from nasu was legitimately cringeworthy, and I say this as someone that thinks kamen rider is some of the most kino shit ever.>Fast forward to the vita.>Nasu is happy working on other projects that aren't piloted by himself or good ol'guchi, greenlighting stuff like fate extra and fate zero.>Snoy pulls their backstabbing.>Nasu keeps trying to push a new game to marvelous (rumored to have been FGO).>Marvelous refuses.>Nasu throws one of the most cataclysmic tantrums to have ever happened in the history of JP authors.>That said, not much comes of it.>FGO releases.>It makes literal gorillions each year.>Slowly but surely nasu starts gaining influence at aniplex/sony japan due to this.>However nothing comes of this.>Eventually he gets the itch to make games that aren't FGO or the arcade spinoff again.>And this time he ain't asking, he just plops his money-filled cock on the table.>Nasu basically drags TM into releasing those games on the switch, alongside the remakes.Mind you this is parallel to the entire sony japan branch growing increasingly hateful of SIE since the tail end of the PS2 era due to constantly asking for loans but all the money that SIE made stayed on SIE, so it wasn't all nasu, but goddamn it sure helped.
>>713139463Honestly, I think Octopath Traveler was a success because Square-Enix wasn't trying to make a success, I think they were obliged by contract to do something, then the game was passed by a small team and barely overlooked by their bosses. What they didn't expect is that game selling 5m and being one of the few that turned out being one of their most profitable games during that period.
I think these days they have a different mentality over how to treat the IP, especially considering the second game was multiplatform since day 1, but I fear the franchise eventually falling into oblivion for not being PS oriented. I mean, look how bad they treated TWEWY.
>>713145021Both MS and Sony already got fucked by Nvidia in some way.
>>713143130>you can already expect it to be either an underpowered piece of shit that barely reaches the Switch 2's specswhile AMD is great on the desktop now, their mobile chips are still ass
their cutting edge chips today can barely compete with nvidia's tegra chips in the past for the money they cost
the idea they can somehow get something cheap and powerful enough for a snoy handheld is asinine
>>713145054Didn't OT2 not do as well as OT1 because it went multiplatform and lost Nintendo's marketing via Directs?
>>713144859Macaco is a fed while Eric is probably one, too.
>>713120701 (OP)>01./01. [NS2] Mario Kart World # <RCE> (Nintendo) {2025.06.05} (¥9.073) - 134.900 / 917.466 (-83%)Wowie zowie... those legs are rough.
>>713143597>>713143481even if they can somehow pull off releasing games, westoid studios are nothing but pajeets now and those monkeys literally can't optimize games
handheld specs means you HAVE to optimize
this is going to be a complete fucking shitshow
>>713145021Switch 2's chip is a custom ARM chip that Nvidia made for Nintendo after the Switch 1 partnership worked out. If Sony wanted to work with Nvidia they would have to start from zero. No BC, no engine continuity, and it would take years before the chip's design would be finished.
>>713145124So did Nintendo technically. They wanted the Tegra K1 for 3DS, but Nvidia was incapable of delivering on the power/battery consumption front so they went with the Pica200.
>>713145185Yup, it sold like complete shit. People didn't even know it exists
>>713145216Compare it to the hardware sales for the system dumbass
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Mario won
Zelda won
Pokemon won
Harman Smith won
Barry won
Yamauchi won
Aonuma won
Miyamoto won
Touhou won
Kiwi Farms won
Mion won
Emio won
Rise won
Alarmo won
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>>713145024>Nasu throws one of the most cataclysmic tantrums to have ever happened in the history of JP authors.I was not aware of this part, care to elaborate?
>>713142329Zlorp Adventures... Now THAT was a game.
>>713144762>>Japs who opposed selling their games on Nintendo kneeling one by one.If nothing else I respect the snoyim at compile heart for dying on their small hill instead of kneeling over.
I will still cheer over their death and piss on their graves though.
>>713145252They did some tests with shield with wii ports, only in china tho.
Only time that someone can play a main nintendo game outside of usual platform. Switch is shield with some extra stuff.
>>713145024Actually based as fuck, God damn.
>>713142694>new PSPIs that a real thing or one of those "dude, trust the insiders" rumors?
>>713145216So...
>Mario Kart World / Switch 2: 917.466 / 1.101.136Damn, those are some crazy legs!
>>713131365Replying late, but here is the exact moments he started using it.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/710990820/#710998723
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/710990820/#711000030
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/710990820/#711000362
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/710990820/#711000916
>>713144904Once again I request a lounging Bowser, DK, or Petey Piranha.
>no more performance issues because hardware don't have any notable bottleneck or shit part
>no muh devkits because shit use Nvidia API, AKA, what EVERYONE use today for development
>Muh audience also don't work because users are naturally migrating towards new console, BC also helps
So, what going be the excuse as now.
>>713144904>>sony is going to rush out the PS6 with no games at a $1000+ price pointyou know what would be the funniest part of this? that it would make GoyTA6 not even an exclusive even with the massive asterisks of cope needed to pretend the xbone versions don't count
>>713145713>>no muh devkits because shit use Nvidia API,this has been the case since the switch 1 akshually
>>713145571More than likely the latter, there's no way Sony is seriously considering publicly killing themselves
>>713142861Did Kiwami get a physical release? How'd it do if so?
>>713145024So from what I understand, even Sony itself hates SIE for being such a horrendous moneysink.
>>713145805>there's no way Sony is seriously considering publicly killing themselvesThey already killed themselves on their primary market (japan).
They already bought bungie for gorillions and got a money black hole for their troubles.
They already made concord.
What's another self-stab with a chainsaw?
>>713145024>>Nasu throws one of the most cataclysmic tantrums to have ever happened in the history of JP authors.Oh I need some fucking details NOW
>>713145654Fuck, I was wondering what happened to the archive since 4chanX wasn't fetching stuff correctly. The domain is .dev now. But I can't seem to override the 4chanX script, and updating the archive list does nothing.
>>713145774Switch actually got updated to support vulkan like a 6 months after release.
But point is that switch 2 have all modern features, gaytracing, DLSS yadda yadda, it's supported both by hardware and software, no magic mosaic algorithm or something.
>>713142329I'm glad I stopped doing weekly updates on this page
>>713145994>I was wondering what happened to the archive since 4chanX wasn't fetching stuff correctlySnoys spammed the board with CP, then proceeded to report the archive in order to have it taken down so people wouldn't be able to search their retarded posts anymore.
>>713145893yes, but not quite
since the ps1 era SIE has been a bunch of niggers acting like gooks and throwing their weight around even within the sony group to get away with whatever they want, especially ken kutaragi (look up the shit he did if you want a laugh), even the DVD functionality in the PS2 was done this way ignoring it would fuck over the music and hardware division sony aniplex had, and these bad habits only got even worse once SIE moved to trannyfornia
this however gets massively glossed over or completely ignored by most people, even people doing snoystation retrospectives
>>713145881Kiwami is digital only, and it did well enough for the RGG stooges to publicly talk it up
>>713145904All of those the media and masses can ignore, killing yourself by releasing a handheld that will fail horribly is impossible to sweep under the rug
Assuming Sony keeps the direction that is going, how many years (if they even get more than one) do they have until they abandon hardware altogether and go third party?
>>713145713The excuse will be that their shitty key card games are not selling so that means nobody wants to buy their games and playstation is their home or something.
>>713146375Their financial reports aren't looking great. Assuming they stay the course, then probably PS6 would be their final gen. But there is no reason to assume they haven't reached a critical point and are fundamentally reconsidering their business strategy. Their last State of Play was actually a step in the right direction.
>>713145303Add Chris Dring lost
>>713146375>>713146481Eh isn't more likely for Microsoft to abandon hardware?
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>>713146568Both are fucked due their own business model. Nintendo warned everyone about current market decades ago.
>>713142879True. It'd be more expensive especially if it's trying to be PS5 on the go. By the time it's release the Switch 2 will have a healthy library of games. That's not even including Nintendo releasing a Switch 2 lite (cheaper) and an OLED version. Nintendo will be more than fine.
>>713142694If it's a legit handheld, fits in your pocket, system then 720p is absolutely fine and is way higher than I would expect, even today
>>713143659Maybe they just wanted to pay with cash.
>>713147135i wonder how sony fans would react to a smaller screen after calling the switch screen too small
>>713142879I'm looking forward to it only because it will put down the argument that the Switch is only doing as well as it is because it's a handheld.
Sony will be lucky if the thing sells as much as the Switch 2 did at launch.
>>713147213I would kill for something the size of the PS Vita but with more modern games
>>713147135Problem is battery and heat, Switch have to put fans on both unit and dock, and deck is loud as shit.
Unless Sony magically got superconductors.
>>713147050god, a 1k handheld PS5 on the go would definitely make more "what are you poor?" post
>>713147239i don't think that's likely anymore unless they make it a PS3-PS4 level hardware
>>713147264Idk, PS Vita was pretty close to the PS3 and that was like a decade ago, they could probably get something at a similar size at the PS4 range by now
>>713144230They don't have enough studios to pull that off. Sony dropped Vita quickly in favor of making PS4 games and back then they had SCEJ which did the heavy lifting in making games for the platform. That studio is gone now.
>>713147135>720p is fine>when sony does itDamn bro. Wow.
>>713147457>If it's a legit handheld, fits in your pocket, systemDo you not know how screen sizes work, retardanon?
>>713147379Switch 2 is PS4 level and its fucking huge.
>>713147379Lol no.
Look at mortal Kombat and tell me that again.
>>713147526>PS4 levelSwitch 2 is way stronger than the PS4 lol
>>713147379>PS Vita was pretty close to the PS3Considering the huge difference between some games like Borderlands 2 or Uncharted? I wouldn't say they were close at all.
hmn looks like Sal Cuckmano is coping on Gematsu trying to spin the switch 2 third-party sale then got BTFO by someone posting Switch 2 3rd party sell debut actually better than PS5 debut
>>713147379The Vita really hurts. If third parties actually supported it with original games, shit could have been great.
I'm not excited for that new handheld because it's obviously just gonna play PS5 games, which Sony already struggles with.
>>713147528what the fuck, did it always look like this?
>>713146568Microsoft is likely going to never truly abandon hardware, with both the SeS and the SeX being produced until the xbox brand as a whole goes belly up, taking half of microjeet with it.
Yes, they likely aren't making money off that hardware anymore, but the fact it gives them brand presence is good enough, especially when they don't have to manufacture that much hardware anymore either.
>>713120701 (OP)>[NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma <SLG> (Marvelous) {2025.06.05} (¥6.980) - 9.724 / 55.427 (-79%)Marvelous FAGGOTS
where did it all go wrong and where can we dilate and tell xirselves that tiddie games don't sell???????????
>>713147379Vita used all sorts of smoke and mirrors, plus relatively low resolution.
Lot of games were bunch of corridors, same for PSP. Borderlands got ported and ran like absolute anus.
>>713147379The vita is actually barely a PS2 pro, but with the magic of modern libraries and optimization it could easily punch above it's weight.
>>713147379I imagine it'll be a digital-only mess of a handheld. There is no way Sony will be producing physical games for that system and the cynical justification will be to reduce manufacturing complexity and/or "DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE INTERNETS???". This alone means that it will flop hard in Japan. Also, the rumoured 720p screen means that they're going for a much smaller handheld, probably something in between a Vita and the Switch, but right now all that this communicates is how utterly unsure they are of this product, meaning that they aren't willing to commit to a beefier system. Smaller handhelds would be great news for handheld aficionados, but this entire project reeks of half-heartedness.
>>713147806you weren't kidding
>>713147868>means that they're going for a much smaller handheld, probably something in between a Vita and the Switchwhat is even going to carry it?
first party snoy studios are too busy recovering from having to do GAAS slop or still trying to make some, and all third parties, even the most loyal ones, already fucking left
what do they even have anymore? motherfucking compile heart shitting out the nep trilogy for the goddamn gorillionth time given (even fanservice aside) they can't make otaku games anymore? marvelous FINALLY bringing back senran when qureate and inti (plus konami and plenty of other devs) already filled that power vacuum?
>>713147926Looking like ass is fine, problem is that game run at cinematic framerate of 5-10 FPS in lot of scenarios.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZDr5COkL4A
>>713122085Fuck Stellar Blade 2 port, please make a new IP just for Switch.
>Dring
did something happen?
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>>713133184>Xenoblade 3 wouldn't have been tailor made for the West, the people who hated Xenoblade 2Just read through the thread, what the fuck are you waffling about, this is the same fucking game where the ending show the protagonist of 2 marrying and knocking up his 3 wives, that's not even heteronormative that downright sacrilegious to the woke cult.
>>713147806hey now, the warriors orochi 3 ultimate vita port is legitimately impressive
that fucking game already pushed the PS3 to it's limits, it's impressive it ran on the vita at all, even if it looked and ran like anus
same with the "remake" of NFS most wanted
>>713147828it's so crazy how i remember PSP looking like a PS2 and a vita looking like a PS3
my mind is playing tricks on me
>>713148065ever heard of a troyan horse tactic? even in AAA slop it started like this, still "based" like this but with some nuggets of wokeslop like the racemixing relationships
really though, the fact they very clearly paid the SBI extortion fee for this should have been the red flag
>>713145185Yup, SE doesn't advertise their non-AAA games and Nintendo doing the heavy lifting for advertising Octopath Traveler was probably the biggest reason it sold as much as it did. Publishers really underestimate how much of a marketing boon it is for Nintendo to give a shit about something that's coming on its platforms nowadays.
>>713148010Yep, that is definitely the second part of this entire mystery. Either Sony understands that exclusives sell systems or we're going to face a new Vita situation. It's just odd, anon. Nothing about the rumoured new Playstation Portable makes sense.
>>713148168Anon not even shit like rune factory have harem ending and this is an official first party published game by Nintendo of all people, think about it a little. I don't fucking remembered any mainstream jrpg game having this this in their game, it would scared away the normalfag while getting lit up by journos calling it "pandering to incel".
>>713148010>>713148194Make it strong enough to play at least up to PS3 and some PS4 games (namely P5R), and add all those games to its digital market, add PS5 and PS6 remote play, and call it the "PlayStation Mobile"
>>713147379Better hardware means more heat and power draw. Yes your phone can play shit at 4k res and all the jazz but comes at cost of draining battery in 10 minutes and/or getting dangerously hot.
Sony can opt for something like silicon-carbon batteries for better bang with performance similar to Deck/Switch 2, but that comes with a massive extra cost.
>>713147379Vita couldn't even run the fucking ps2 god of war games
>>713148292>sony bringing back their PS3 IPsgod, i would buy one just to show them that they need to make a new motorstorm game
>>713148194They could be banking on advertising it as a portable machine that plays the entire PS catalogue. 'All of playstation's history in your pocket' or something. Would still be hard sell at the price they'll likely ask for, but maybe they'll go all in on the nostalgia angle.
>>713147602Hope someone posts Piscatella's comments
>>713148292There is literally zero chance that Sony will market a handheld system that is substantially weaker than what Nintendo is marketing. Especially not when there is a Switch 2 Lite in the horizon. A PS3 target would be absolutely unacceptable.
>>713148479They can't compete in the same market as the switch, they will lose, like how Nintendo would lose if it went balls deep into the home console market
>>713148479as other anons have stated, NuSnoys would not buy a graphically subpar system, but old school Snoys (like me) would buy it
>>713148065I still remember how this picture made the Pyra/Mythra's english VA seethe to no end kek. Good times. She was even replaced later in future redeemed for someone that sounds very close to her to voice Glimmer while in Japanese was still the Pyra VA it seems.
>>713148572While I do agree that is definitely true for Sony, I genuinely do wonder if that argument truly holds for Nintendo at this point in time.
>>713148065CHADrex was the best thing monolith ever did
>>713148065>that's not even heterosexual that downright sacrilegious to the antiwhite cultcorrection applied
>>713148572>>713148604>PS5 and presumedly PS6 will play everything from PS4 and onIt's kinda the obvious choice to make a dedicated system for everything before the PS4, and since it's way less demanding you could easily make it handheld and market it for nostalgia and a wink wink nudge nudge on if certain franchises do well they might come back
>>713148524So basically Dring made some shitty post about 3rd party sales on Switch 2 but Mat told him "lol no"
>>713148604Sony have bunch of dicksuckers no matter what they do and your casual retard only cares about sportsball and Cawadoody.
>>713148280Skies of Arcadia. Although "mainstream" is questionable.
>>713148604The thing is that old school snoys were always a minority and Sony knows this. Why do you think they keep pushing out the cinematic abortions their studios constantly work on?
>>713148753the only place right now that allows multiple wives are those filled with sandniggers
>>713148065This post feels like bait. There is nothing based or defensible about polygamy and I have no idea why some people insist otherwise.
>>713148524>it's doing bad>it's doing better than the switch 1lol i love that bringing up the Switch 1, which is a massive success, basically shut the grifters down
>>713148819Exactly what happened, but of course no one who went with Dring's fake info has made updates using Mat's comments
>>713148930Don't worry, I used to be moron too. I still am sometimes, but I'm doing much better nowadays.
>>713148859they made movie slop cause they're retarded, old school snoys are a large group. just like how their GAAS push is retarded, since NuSnoys doesn't want that at all
>>713148893Rex is meant to be the bible abraham who have 3 wives.
>Chris "Mario Wonder is being worked by Team C" Dring
>Chris "Astrobot is the top selling platformer game... in UK, ohandactuallyjustsecondplace" Dring
>>713148710Nintendo could easily make an uber strong home console onlyt and do well.
But why?
The portablity+home console mix was alkways the best solution for them. Merge their two major division, increase game out put, the device is *strong enough* to keep most 3rd parties, plus keeps dev budgets low.
>>713149042Old school snoys won't get a psp3 to a bigger install base than the current shit eaters that bought 70 million ps5s
>>713148868I'm not really disagreeing anon.
But you need to stop using woke/commie.
Start calling them antiwhite.
You'll be more effective.
>erm actually canon harem ending isn't based!
grasping at straws
>>713149151And noah and shulk. Unironically the most jewish game.
>>713148421>a new motorstorm gameGonna kill all your hopes and dreams, that studio doesn't exist anymore.
Half of it got laid off and thrown out to the streets after being in the drive club grinder, the other half got absorbed into criterion, which in turn got thrown into the battlefield mines.
>>713149112>Nintendo could easily make an uber strong home console only and do well.no they can't, they'd lose the jap market
Nintendo is practically catering to the japs for the last decade, everyone else is just along for the ride
>>713148893He's being fruitful anon.
chad genes gotta live on and its best to satisfy all three bitches than let them be alone to turn into weird cat ladies.
>>713149084I haven't played any Xenoblade other than X, so I have no idea what the context is. I'm always very suspicious of orientals bringing up the Scriptures in any way, but I try to assume no ill will. I only judge that infamous scene by the reactions I see online, which are all very odd to me.
>>713149198>CassiniClearly Rex is Italian.
>OrtizClearly Shulk is a white Spaniard.
>>713149271If you have no context you should probably either play the games or not join the discussion at all.
>>713149112Nintendo worked on past 20 years or so to build independence from third parties, they bought fair amount of middleware and poached assload of talent when possible.
3ds Wiiu showcased they can't support two different divisions, not mention that hardware got good enough for big games just fine. Switch is basically result of whole thing.
>>713149240guess i'll just kill myself then
>>713148604>but old school Snoys (like me) would buy itI would absolutely fucking not after their backstabbing.
The only way I would CONSIDER it is if they move the HQ back to japan and literally every single non-japanese person working at the company gets laid off, filling the seats with japanese people.
And even I would only consider it after seeing their policies going forward.
>>713149324I can't comment on a meme? And the reactions I see from said meme online? The fuck kind of gatekeeping is this?
I really hope Nintendo focuses on updating their first party games to run at 1080p in handheld, cause Jesus Christ man
>>713149649I would take the same resolution but actually taking advantage of that high hz screen.
>>713149271Don't worry it's not deep, it's evangelion-tier of symbolism
>>713149732I'm okay with 30fps, but they need to be in 1080p
>>713149649I have a feeling the generation will be filled with them randomly releasing updates for their first party games be they paid Switch 2 editions or free like pokemon. Might be a monthly event sort of deal.
>>7131499653 hopes feels like it got a full on update, it feels amazing on switch 2
But yeah, I really really hope they do
>>713149965they're doing some behind the scenes stuff right now just to make games compatible, like pikmin 3. Once they finish that, then they'll be on update duties
>>713150186They need monolith to push out the Xenoblade patches asap
Xenoblade 2 handheld on switch 2 is awwwwwful
>>713150216Nintendo need to leave Monolith soft alone, they're making them do EVERYTHING. they can't have a moment to make xenoblade shit
>>713150216It's very likely that Nintendo will milk the Switch 2 Editions, and the entire gimmick of S2E isn't that they're simple patches but also higher resolution textures and other tweaks, probably also an added new feature or two. I'm definitely betting on Xenoblade Chronicles X Switch 2 Edition having a smartphone GPS map like Breath of the Wild.
>>713150307We literally know patches for X and 3 are coming out
>>713150307They're a very large studio, they can spare some manpower for critical operations from time to time. And it only brings them prestige to be consistently associated with the development of the biggest Nintendo titles.
>>713150428There hasn't been anything about 3 getting one and even X isn't officially confirmed.
>>7131505923 was officially confirmed and X has code for 60fps in the data
>>713150307They literally have a dedicated support team/section for assisting on other games.
And it got a massive boost post BotW, as did their main dev segment.
Xenoblade will be fine stop worrying.
>>713150623Unless they announced something in the last day or two, 3 got a compatibility patch and nothing else and like I said X still hasn't been officially confirmed yet so it could still be months away.