Thread 713122660

HOLY SHIT CHECK CNN

If Nintendo actually shadow drops this before DK gets released, It will be total Sony death. Complete global Nintendomination.

Just got my physical copy and downloading it now, thanks!

Release is probably soon but someone's getting fired for this laziness

>>713124226
lol that's a pwn

Here's another pic.
Seems to me that it was meant to be a Mario Kart ad but the intern mixed the files up.

>>713122660 (OP)
can you step close so we can read the small print

My uncle who works at nintendo told me it's releasing in two weeks, same time hl3 and silksong are

>>713122660 (OP)
>Mario Kart World at launch
>Bananza in July
>Prime 4 in August
I want to believe we're going to eat this fucking good

>>713124380
>Seems to me that it was meant to be a Mario Kart ad
unlikely it's positioned after donkey kong and mario party so it should be a release order

>>713123984
kek

>>713124380
see brownoid
wait this is Ind....
>Oxford Circus
>Pegi
oh hail britania

>>713124386
From what i could ready (not OP)
>Mouse support (ofc)
>4K resolution
>Frames up to 120 FPS
>HDR

>theyre actually making prime 4

hope status?

>>713124493
Nice, some nigger's getting fired for this shitand we gonna get Prime 4 before Pokemon in October, you guys thinking August or September?

>>713124493
yep, the first one all the way left in the image says "out now" and is before DK and jamboree
feel like MP4 is supposed to be a september release if holiday is gonna be reserved for pokeslop

There’s no chance they shadow drop this shit after blueballing us for 18 fucking years.

R-right?

My guess is
>Prime 4: September
>Pokemon: October
>Hyrule Warriors: November
>Kirby Air Riders: December
August will just be the DLCs for Kirby and Mario Party.

but why london

>>713126085
L O N D O N
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>>713126085
>but why london

Samus was born in London you retarded new fag. Fuck sake. The Bay-Bee.

>>713124854
That sounds very Nintendo© like

>>713126085
That's where Samus goes to get her shithole remodeled.

wtf. inb4 only the switch 2 version is out now and switch 1 version is later just like how Zelda TP came out earlier on the Wii than it did in the Gamecube.

>>713126085
Because it's in a metro system used by millions every day, it makes sense to advertise there
They probably just mixed up the posters and put up the post-release version instead of the pre-release one

>>713124226
HOLY SHIT GAME CHAT?!
THAT THING THE 360 HAD IN 2005?

THAT SHIT EVEN THE VITA HAD??

HOLY FUCK TENDIEBROS

Do I have to play the others to get this.

>>713124226
>>713122660 (OP)
>>713124380
you couldn't even warp the text to match the curvature or the angle? or at least fully cover the little frame behind it. baka

>>713124687
Hope capacity increased.

Looks shopped. Trust me im a boomer expert.

>>713126645
>THAT THING THE 360 HAD IN 2005?
Is this real?

>>713124468
I want to as well, but I'm also a realist

>>713126085
>the Tube

reddit says its fake

Obvious fake, you can see they tried to paint over something else with the weird splotches below the text, the brightness of the text is fucked, and it's at a different angle than the rest of the poster.

>>713122660 (OP)
>his subway has advertisments
How utterly uncivilized.

>>713124468
>3 games for literal toddlers
You are a grown ass man, Anon.
Have some self respect

>>713127117
what toddler plays metroid

>>713127117
Give a toddler Prime 4 and they'll spontaneously combust
The other two a toddler could probably get through

>>713124468
Based

>>713126837
yes xbox 360 had group voice chats and party system built into the OS. Xbox 360 online play ecosystem is still ahead of todays nintendo.

>>713127117
what do (you) play anon? surely you must play games if you're on a board dedicated to videogame discussion?

hello

>>713127254
Dark Souls
Elden Ring
Nioh
Yakuza

Go and do your thing. Call it rollslop. Do it

>>713124468
>dogshit game panned by even hardcore autists
>mario clone
>prime 4
Soooooo what exactly is next after these three come out?

>>713127496
Bunch of 10 year old third party ports that NOW count as games.

Is real!!!1!!

>>713127349
Thank you for your service, bongbro

>>713124468
>straight up dogshit
>just a placeholder until the next 3D Mario kino, will be forgotten halfway through console life cycle
>might be great, probably just an okay 6/10. Prime series has aged quite poorly.

oh my god nintendobros how did we get so lucky holy shit it's a miracle.

>>713127117
Videogames ARE for toddlers anon
Don't act so smug about it

>>713127584
Yes, it is
Your nigger brain just can't process It

>>713122660 (OP)
metroid prime on the metro

Its probably a mistake from the marketing intern

>>713127117
Kart straight lines world I get.
Bananza have to see if they will crank the difficulty to DKC2 standards in the second half
Children dont even play Metroid in general.

>>713127349
>>713127792
Why would you willing visit the UK

There's a Mario Kart ad next to it, which uses the same "OUT NOW" text.
What likely happened is they used the MK ad as a template, but forgot to hide the layer with the OUT NOW thing, which is why the actual ad has that weird thing behind the OUT NOW banner.

>>713127562
Right. Someone remind me again, did they announce ANY new IPs, sequels or games during the S2 direct? I completely forgot.

>>713124380
Why is Nintendo hiring retards? They are always fucking up stuff recently

it's over

>>713128075
So does the little box below it have a year like 2025 on it?

>>713128038
New Nintendo IP: Drag Drive, that wheelchair game
New 3rd party IP: Duskbloods, the Fromsoft multiplayer game

>>713128038
DragxDrive

If you told me this game got a net 7.7 and Retro Studios were closed within the year, I would not be surprised.

>>713122660 (OP)
>shadow dropping
I don't think Nintendo has much high hopes for Prime 4 vs their other games.

>>713128175
Nintendo needs the reviews to be good, they'll pay up. I'm sure it will be a 7.7 at most but Nintendo will pay enough to get it to a 9.1.

>>713122660 (OP)
initially I was upset that you lied to me, but then I was happy because they are showing Israel getting bombed on CNN

>>713128075
how does that get past QA

>>713127630
cope seethe and dilate, snoytroon faggot

>>713128260
Inshallah amhamdillaliladushibainuobama my brother

>>713128260
I forget, Israel were the good guys or the bad guys?

>>713128259
Retro Studios is cooked. I wouldn't be surprised if it got sent to die.

>>713128348
Diversity hire

>>713127361
>Dark Souls
>Elden Ring
>Nioh
>Yakuza
Zoomer with taste dictated by the algorythm award

>>713128348
QA is probably understaffed.

>>713128394
They are both. Christians want them to die so judgement can start, but at the same time we have to protect them at all costs for some reason.

>>713128360
lmao is this what tendie zoomers have to resort to now? sony can suck my 7.5x5.5 dick. i play pc and nintendo, its just nintendo hasn't done a single thing worth mentioning since odyssey. switch 1 turned into a non-stop slop machine and the switch 2 so far hasn't proven any different.

>>713128139
probably something like
>8.10.25
or something.

>>713128348
low iq poojeets don't care.

Tendies are living søyjaks.

>>713124468
Legends ZA in October too.

>>713126726
Not really, the plot is fairly simple, you can watch a short youtube video if you want to know the story.

>Check CNN
>Orange man is 2 weeks shitposting
>But no MP4 news
You fucking lied OP.

>>713128348
>Nintendo
>QA
Good one lol

>>713126730
They printed it taking the curvature into account to give it that effect
Genius, really

>>713128168
>>713128170
Completely forgot about that wheelchair shit and Duskbloods. Jesus, this is looking grim, unironically. People say the Wii U had a weak launch but it was never spaced out like this.

>>713128848
What's extra fucked is that the Wii U had a better first year for games and Nintendo was also fully supporting the 3DS at the same time.

>>713127117
Toddlers can't afford 640+tip

>>713128348
>hire rajeesh
>receive shit

>>713128848
They're just doing the same as the Switch 1, which had 1 "major" game a month for the first year.

Check the eshop niggas. Downloading it right now

>>713128348
???
Games get leaked all the time ahead of schedule. You can't control every employee. Humans make mistake all the time.

>>713129161
It is currently june.
6 months left.
You covered 2 more after.
What the fuck is left for the other 4 months?

>>713129014
>Wii u
I mean, Nintendo land was better than the fucking Switch 2 tour but the rest of the games were pure garbage bro

>>713129494
Not that anon, but let me see
>June was MK
>July DK
>August MP4, likely
>September i guess DragX Drive
>October Pokemon
>November maybe Hyrule warriors
>December ???

713128848
713129014
>One major game
>every month
>of a variety if genres
>plus 3rd party fill ins
>is heckin dire tendiesisters!!!
you twats never had a 3ds or wiiu,
It fucking shows.

>>713129541
Splatoon with the second screen was way better than 2 and 3 having the button

>>713129494
July: Donkey Kong
October: Pokemon
Other months: Hyrule Warriors, Kirby Air Ride, Prime 4

For comparison, Switch 1 had
July: Splatoon 2
September: Fire Emblem Warriors
October: Mario Odyssey
December: Xenoblade 2

>>713129541
>but the rest of the games were pure garbage bro
Just like the Switch 2

>>713129743
But you were talking about the first year

>>713129691
>>December ???
Kirby Air Raiders.
January can be Duskbloods.
Then there's 3rd party releases all mixed in, like Deamon x Machin in september as well.
Anyone trying to act like this is 'grim' is insane.

>>713129691
Oh god they DID announce a HW3. Jesus. And they did show off more ZA. There's nothing genuinely exciting except for Prime 4.

>>713129813
Kirby is not coming out this year

>>713129708
Gonna cry dronie? ;(

>>713129746
Why did you leave out ARMS in May/June?
MK8Dx was April.
Both Switch and Switch2 first years were/are very strong.

>>713129813
>>713129691
That is kind of a sad lineup. The only good game on there is Prime 4.

>>713129691
>August MP4, likely
The port of Forgotten Land's in August. Not saying I wouldn't like Prime 4 being then too, but I wouldn't be surprised if they think the new stuff they're putting in that is enough reason to go"Yeah, that's fine being the only big game that month"

>>713129813
>Kirby Air riders
Yeah forgot about that, i dont know if is the ideal holiday release but it would be weird if it releases closer to MK

>>713129848
Yes it is

>>713129916
Because the post before was mentioning it is currently June, and asking what's ahead. You know, July onwards.

>>713129848
cope. seethe. dilate.
You'll be kneeling to the Pink King like everyone else.

>>713128168
>New Nintendo IP: Drag Drive, that wheelchair game
Kek I can't wait

I do not have a Switch 2 yet, but Air Riders and Bananza look pretty interesting from the exclusives. There may be another Direct anyway for other releases, at least there usually is. Still not entirely sold on the system.

>>713129913
It shows snoystation 5 has no games lmaooo

713129913
713129950
mald.
stay poor.
no emulation for you.

>>713128049
It's not a Nintendo exclusive issue. every job industry is completely flooded with these incompetent indians with fake qualifications and resumes.

>>713126726
I suppose it wouldn't hurt to help understand the kind of game you're getting into, but no

>>713128348
The joys of Indian employees. good morning saar!

>>713130059
Now that the thing is out and they just did a DK-specific Direct (which wasn't even normal Direct length), hopefully they can do a general soon to start locking down some release dates for the other games coming out this year.
Or they could just go "Splatoon Raiders and DK? Yeah that's fine, see ya in September"

>>713129792
Game & Wario
Lego undercover
MonHun3U
Rayman
Wii Fit U (fuck you it's good for what it is)
Ninja Gaiden 3
TTT2
ZombiU
Strangely I though Splatoon was a lot sooner, but it did have games worth playing on launch

>>713130059
there's also splatoon raiders people are choosing to forget.
Nintendo has a fully stacked year1.

>>713129996
figured the post was directly about year1 release. not just arbitarily ignoring some because reasons.
Which is what was done, because no shit Switch2 games didn't start releasing till June.

>>713122660 (OP)
It would be hilarious if Nintendo just shadow dropped this next direct, it means they have no confidence in marketing it and just want to get it out, they probably sunk too much money into this game

>>713130342
They didn't even announce a year for Raiders, so it could be year 2 or even year 3 for all we know

Jamboree releases in October, meaning MP4 releases either in August or September

>>713130342
Oh yeah, that game. I did like Splatoon 3. They need to show a bit more before I can really tell what it's about though. As it is right now there's a few games that need elaboration later.

>>713130328
The only good game among that vibrant pile of trash was Rayman Legends lmao

>>713130396
I could believe this since the trailer they showed back in march was awful

Britfags one of you peel the sticker to reveal the release date.

Nintendo already gave us the tools for this.

>>713130459
probably september. im basing this on the fact that my birthday is in september.

>>713130470
Sorry you have shit taste

>>713130619
Nah

>>713130459
My brother in Christ, Jamboree's OUT. It just got an update to add the Switch 2 stuff

>>713130004
lol tendies are so funny. i can just imagine the tiny hands/wrists typing out this post and the balding manlet dysgenic freak smirking while typing
>Pink King
in reference to the video game equivalent of cocomelon

>>713130683
Kirby is out too but the update doesn't come out til August

>>713130683
Snoytranny spreading misinformation since he doesn't have actual games to play

>>713130692
The odd thing is that they claim that nintendo's games are all about gameplay, but every single DK thread up right now is just pedos obsessing over Pauline.

Really does put things into perspective.

>>713128828

This would have gone through a contracted ad agency little Timmy. You don't actually think some Nintendo employee is crawling into the fucking tube to hang advertising graphics do you?
You did think that, didn't you? God Almighty you kids are fucking stupid.

>>713130748
I literally updated it last night, what the fuck are you talking about

>>713129986
Oh yeah, Sakurai is notorious for always shipping on time. Dumbass
>>713130004
We haven't even seen gameplay, we've seen more from Splatoon Raiders and we don't even have a release year for that.

>>713130823
nigger, the update releases on the 24th of july

>>713130768
I like the version of me that lives in your head now for some reason.

>>713130823
The Jamboree update with the new content isn't out yet at all though.

>>713130463
>As it is right now there's a few games that need elaboration later.
Exactly why we'll get a direct soon.

>>713130423
Shadow dropped announcements always release soon.
Hell its already ESRB rated.

>>713130823
The new Switch 2 content is not out.

>>713127979
DKC2 wasn't hard until the Lost World personally.

>>713130882
The game did update last night, but I just saw on the eShop that the upgrade pack is available for pre-order, so I guess we're both right?

>>713130823
>bug fixes is the same as a paid expansion
Are you pretending to be retarded?

>>713130750
I mean, is better than being obsessed with real kids, you know

>>713131163
>sexualizing children is okay as long as they're drawn

>>713127117
>toddlers
>playing fucking Metroid

???????????

>>713130974
>It's already ESRB rated
Must be nice

>>713130396
After the MKW trailer and demo along with the DKB trailer and demo, Prime 4 seems very underwhelming in comparison but at least we get to open doors WITH OUR MINDS!

>>713131230
I mean, do you rather a pedophile to fuck your son or a pillow with a drawing of a little girl on it?

>>713131350
Gonna be kino, no doubt about it

>>713131418
Enough room in jail for both of them. No need to discriminate between.

Metroid Prime 4 will be released in 5 minutes

>>713128673
how aids will the switch 1 version be

>>713131605
Question: Do you know what a minute is? Cause I don't think you do

>>713131626
probably a slight improvement to Arceus

>>713131350
It's metroid prime bitch, it has the fundation of the other 3 games it's gonna be good.

>>713127117
>implying gaming is for adults to begin with

>>713131748
If it's using Prime 3 as a foundation, it's gonna turn out pretty bad.

>>713127349
How the fuck is the guy behind him moving so fast wtf

>>713126645
>2012
>Wii U had video chat (for free)
>3DS had the letterbox
>2017
>can't contact people at all on the Switch
>2025
>Switch 2 has video chat (locked behind pay wall)
>still can't send private messages to friends

>>713131308
>>713127979
>>713127179
Not the hecking Metroiderino for mature gamers.

Man you toddlers really are the laughing stock

>>713128348
>>713128643
>>713129074
>>713130269
Plus Bongland, especially London, is filled to the brim with poojeets.

>>713131163
Would you prefer death by violence or shotgun? The result's the same.

>>713124704
I've been thinking september for a while
drag x drive and kirby forgetten land expansion will have august covered

>>713132474
it really is pathetic/strange. i was in the 3rd grade when Prime came out and me and several classmates/neighbor kids played through it. same with zero mission and fusion, tons of little kids beat it at my school. it's always been a baby easy series. the only game nintendo has released this century that was actually hard was GX and even that we played a shitton as kids.
i'm starting to wonder if this new gen of nintendo fans are legitimately mentally handicapped.

>>713128028
yeah someone clearly fucked up on the metroid ad, forgetting to remove the OUT NOW layer on the file before sending it out to print, you can clearly see some taller but less wide text box under there that probably had a coming soon or 2025

>>713124468
Frye's voice actress more or less implied Splatoon Raiders is this summer too.

>>713130692
>i can just imagine the tiny hands/wrists typing out this post and the balding manlet dysgenic freak smirking while typing
holy projection batman

>>713123984
Underrated

>>713123984
I didn't even think about this post but now I get it.
Subtle but effective.

>the "its woke" nigger is back
get a job