Thread 713133812

Pauline is here!

>>713133812 (OP)
I really hate these anime dub rejects they keep finding to do Nintendo VA

>>713133925
I'm amazed not only that they found such an awful pick for zelda, but also brought her back for a sequel. I know american dubs tend to get a bad rap but you'd think there'd be more quality control.

>>713134569
Why does she look like Mario?

>>713133812 (OP)
what 13 year old acts like that

>>713134729
Yellow Jap apes don't know what humans like and what they find good because they can't relate. So everything made by hired humans passes.

>>713134927
She is the daughter of Pauline and Mario
Pauline Jr.

this is gonna have SO MUCH porn

>>713133925
Pretty sure its someone from the Naruto dub

>>713135034
We can only hope.

What if, for the final boss, we get to control Pauline, and she is the one to defeat King K. Rool at the top of the construction site?
It would be a callback to when Super Mario Odyssey ended with us controlling Bowser.

>>713135113
Why would it?

Pauline doesn’t have much rule 34. Why would THIS be any different?

>>713135281
Nice job catching it. 853 pics is not too bad though.

>>713135113
>>713135281
NGL, I'm already gooning.

>>713133812 (OP)
>the only demographic of nintendiggers that actually like this game are the pedos
Grim

>>713133812 (OP)
Me and Pauline: https://files.catbox.moe/2jzhxv.mp4

>>713135281
why indeed

>>713133812 (OP)
and so am I

>>713134985
dipper and mabel already did it.

>>713133812 (OP)
Swich 2 is going to be Nintendo's Cunny Era. I just know it.

>>713135675
That is 90% of tendies

>>713139631
Strong grip

>>713139631
The ways she grips the microphone forcefully. She's a total freak in the sheets.

Pauline TOT!
https://files.catbox.moe/0dqaap.png

>>713139631
Wait did she say?

>>713139710
Sony wants its audience back! >:(

why is this fucking board suddenly full of lolicons

>>713139794
>She's a total freak in the sheets.
She's from New York. Of course she is.

>>713139979
>suddenly

>>713139842
Damn brat. Teasing grown men with that face.

>>713139842
You're not gonna share picrel aren't you.

>>713139631
>NIIIIIIIIGGEEEEEER

>>713139979
Capcom opened the floodgates. Now there's no going back.

>>713135390
At least post the sauce.

>>713139979
>today

>>713140142
Gonna be PRegmata when I get done modding it when it comes out in 2030.

>>713140068
>they're wearing the same color clothes
That confirms she's mario's daughter!!!! seriously how are you faggots this retarded

>>713139710
Switch 1 was the Butt Era

Its gonna be Jak3 all over again.

>>713133812 (OP)
>>713139631
I'm glad I watched the Japanese trailer. Everything about her feels like anime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D9JooJafeI

>>713140180
Start whacking
>>713131257

Pauline Jr. if she mid-90s

>>713139979
>suddenly

>>713140394
very interesting. something out of an n64 game manual.

>>713140380
5 day sperm save, I'm going to enjoy this slop.

>>713139710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrI0s6FBdjY

>>713133812 (OP)
She looks more like a midget than a child, I can't fap to this.

>>713135113
>>713135281

>>713139631
Wait Pauline don't-

She probably is a midget.

>>713133812 (OP)
>>713134296
>>713134569
FEET!

>>713135113
Which animator will be the first you think?

>>713134296
Why was she a rock?

please tell me i can play this game with japanese audio
english voice actors are so fucking cringe

>>713141469
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750268676169922.webm

>>713134985
Autism

>>713140068
please never change pauline jr guy. you're doing great

>>713141859
Thank you.

>>713139912
DK!!! If I remember correctly

>>713140260
I thought it was the fart era

>>713139842
>>713140079
https://subscribestar.adult/posts/1921663
Unless you're willing to pay $3 for it. Probably has the full image for himself

>>713139979
>suddenly

>>713142259
>paying for a sketch
is this jew for real? someone take one for the team, its just 3 bucks

>>713140068
here's another one for you
her eyebrows are thick like mario's, adult pauline's eyebrows are thin

>>713140394
Source, please?

>>713139842
>>713142259
>niggershit artist
yeah, no thanks i'm good.

>>713140068
Man, donkey kong/mario timeline is getting really confusing, specially on donkey kong side.
Everybody is talking about pauline being a child while cranky is still an old man.
But we know 3 or even 4 different gorillas had the dk title.
1. Original arcade dk (the one that we assumed was cranky kong
2. Donkey kong Jr (I've always assume this was the father of rare donkey kong or just plain rare donkey kong)
3. Rare donkey kong (no explanation here this is the dk we all know)
4. The new donkey kong introduced on the donkey kong bananza game (officially introduced in the movie)

It doesn't help either technically the mario universe got technically rebooted since mario galaxy, so it gets even more confusing, while pauline in the timeline doesn't click with some things.

>>713133812 (OP)
What's up with the subsurface scattering abuse with Nintendo lately? It doesn't even look good

>>713140376
Oh wow, the Japanese version revealed that DK would have 2 extra forms.

make loli posting bannable. I don't even give a shit about the morality you faggots are just way more obnoxious than regular gooners.

Shy girls are so cute (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

>>713142603
@Luckythe3rdcat on Twitter.

I thought she was just small pauline, as in pauline without a mushroom.
3D world and wonder already confirmed that other humans can be small, its not just mario and luigi.

>>713133812 (OP)
In the Perfect Timeline, she'd be in spats and a tank top but here we are in clown time

>>713134729
>>713135028
stop caring about dubs and play with the original JP voice instead retard

>>713143129
Seriously? I'm scared to ask what the NA trailer was like.

Pauline status?

>>713142259
>>713139842
>>713142502
>>713142642
https://files.catbox.moe/c1am93.png

>>713144561
goddamn based

why child paul is sex?>>713144561

>>713133812 (OP)
why a child tho?

>>713133925
Nobody wants to pay union fees

>charging money for sketches
and they wonder why people want AI

Reminder

>>713142259
She covers her freckles with makeup?

>>713144852
arrest this man for his attempted murder, he's expressing his intent

>>713144852
nice pic lil bro did you pick it up on xitter

>>713144852
dude its so cool how you posted an image. you're so scary and edgy man, awesome

>>713144852
lmao if drawn loli is pedo then your drawn murder is real murder

>>713144852
this reeks of literal underage user

>>713144852
the drawings aren't real anon they can't hurt you

>>713144852
wtf why did you post gore on a blue board

>>713144852
oooh scary, i'd better lock my doors tonight

>>713144529
I understood that reference

>>713144852
You posted a drawing.

>>713144852
Wtf you murdered that drawing

>>713134729
I unironically think EN Zelda's breakdown was better than JP Zelda's in BotW but that's about the only time
>>713134927
Because she's still got Yoichi Kotabe's design going on, of course she'd look similar

>>713144561
Based.

>>713133812 (OP)
Her Bare Feet go

PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>713133925
Meanwhile Gamefreak can’t afford to do any kind of voice acting

Even Advance Wars Reboot Camp had voice acting

>>713135034
We’ve got a new Jr in the Mario extended cast!

>>713145565
>Meanwhile Gamefreak can’t afford to do any kind of voice acting
And that's a good anything.

>>713135390
Zamn she’s so smug

Whoever made this was close with her age

>>713145783
should've used the one pic with his tongue out

>>713139631
Looks like it’s time to get a Switch 2

>>713139710
And this could only be the beginning of it

Don’t disappoint Furukawa or whoever had the idea for Bananza Pauline

>>713144784
>Noooo, you have to give away your work for free. Because... BECAUSE YOU JUST HAVE TO!

>>713135113
Forget the porn, I love stuff like this

>>713135390
>>713139631
>>713140068

>>713144784
People don't want AI, just subhumans like yourself

>>713146043
Including Peach in there is stupid

>>713140142
>Releasing in 2026
>2026 will be dominated by GTA6

Lmao kek it’s over for Pragmata

>>713146213
>Implying that ugly girls doing sexy poses, is exactly the same as pretty girls doing sexy poses.

>>713146301
>ugly

>>713146349
>That disgusting western cartoon face doing the quirky mouth at you.
>Not ugly.

>>713146213
girl boss peach sucks

>>713146537
>she is....uh....le girl boss....
Yeah you saw a youtube, got it

>>713146501
Trying WAY too hard

Who’s the girl on the far left? Never heard or seen her until discovering this art

When will the princesses get their own variants?

>>713146657
one piece, bonney. her dad is picrel

>>713140394
Is this ai?

>>713144852
MODS MODS THIS MAN JUST MURDERED SOMEONE ON COLD BLOOD, ARREST HIM

>>713144276
Honestly she’s the next best thing after no Wapeach

>>713144561
She’s riding the Dong good

There are now Pauline Jr. faces now available to look at on the Nintendo Today!™ app.
Please take this seriously.

>>713146772
Never, they're old shit

>>713146919
wapeach sucked and i'm sick of hearing about "ooh what a shame they didn't go with it" the design was kinda interesting but the face just being peach's sucked ass, if she looked more like wario or waluigi i would have been on board

713144852
>The fact that this shitty bait got so many replies

>>713146632
You're WAY too new, if you think your western style Peach widely accepted on /v/.

>>713146839
Dumb picture. You can't be allergic to the contents of a drawing. But you can be attracted to it. False equivalence.

>>713146772
They're stuck with babies, it's over.

>>713144852
How reasonable and totally sensible, what do you say about this?

>>713146772
Wayyyyy too late for that

>Captcha: NS0XY

Gamecube NSO anyone?

>>713144529
Source of artist?

>>713146102
>>713146201
can't wait till iran nukes you

>>713146657
This is a really adorable pic, I wish it was better drawn.

>>713146789
>her dad

>>713147783
yes, he is her dad

>>713142716
this stupid motherfucker is trying to piece together the lore in an on going VIDEO game, many of which entries are made by different people

among the worst type of autism to have next to power scaling autism

god bless ur soul nonnie

>>713146043
I don't know, frye had her moments and in the end she was adorable, it happened with pearl at the time too, In the end splatoon 3 was a marvelous game.
People like to shitpost on peach for the illumination movie when in fact nothing really changed game peach at all.
With pokemon I can't tell anymore if it was nintendo's fault, the Pokémon company or game freak fault. Maybe it was a strange combination of the 3, scarlet and violet had a lot of western game ideology, i mean toby fox did the music, while we know an American artist did the designs of the two main villians.
It certainly felt something like sweet baby inc tried to invade the pokemon games.

>>713147832
Relax dude, im just trying to have a friendly conversation, that's it.
Is not like the mario franchise, has really deep lore about it. In the end is silly fun.

>>713133812 (OP)
GET DOWN TEXASANON

>>713135113
>>713135224
Ebin reference!!!!
jannies dont fucking ban me im just making a comparison

>>713148163
Sorry I wrong replied :( meant to hit this >>713135281

>>713141503
GESPENST KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>713144561
>manly chest
well thats 3 bucks down the drain

>>713141347
To seal her power, that's probably why she's young here too, at the end she'll age up to her real age for the big climactic finale

>>713134729
It's the direction that was shit for EN BOTW Zelda

>>713144561
This sucks. She looks like a muscular dude.

>>713146043
There's nothing wrong with Frye and the xenoblade enbie was treehouse fanfiction, although you could still criticise furukawa for letting them get away with it

>>713148041
Pokemon was years ahead of everybody else even in the west on gender erasure in character creation, it obviously wasn't Nintendo

>>713141243
heh

>>713144529
you pedophiles can't get mad when someone decides to rape y'all nasty evil monsters

>>713149328
whats this goofy ahh blud talking about?

>>713144561
A shota is fine too...

>>713146043
deep fry those who insult frye

>>713149765
Banana peel hair.

I haven't fapped in days, my balls ache just thinking about little girls.

why hasnt anyone used pauline as a template to make the rest of the women into kids? wheres 13 year old peach?

>>713147167
bro just casually dropping that he's attracted to a picture of a cat and nobody noticed.

>>713133925
How did Sakurai get it so right with Kid Icarus Uprising, and then Nintendo never did again?

>>713149328
You wanna have sex with pedophiles? That's kinda fucked bro.

>>713145518
I hope there's a segment where DK is trapped somewhere and we play Pauline alone for a little bit
like the one level in Kid Icarus Uprising where you play the dog and the little girl

>>713134296
before the rock was pauline I think the rock was my least favorite thing about the game

now it's my favorite

>>713139631
>SHE'S HERE TO SAY THE WORD
>SHE'S HERE TO SAY THE WORD

>>713141243
she shouted "BK" because it's her favorite restaurant

>>713153639
i dont trust anybody who cant appreciate a little rock creature.

>>713153810
you shouldn't trust me, I'm a pedophile

>>713141347
she wished to be a rock star to an evil genie

>>713145676
can girls be juniors? I never understood why Americans did this so much

>>713139631
FUCK K-

>>713140068
counterpoint: she has no moustache

>>713153998
that was marios other kid

>>713148387
Yo

Pauline jigsaw,
https://jiggie.fun/CExaXH

>>713151217
Unironically because they don't work with union actors anymore
This is also why we never got an Uprising remake or sequel, a newer Nintendo policy is to not work with unions

>>713156440
>https://jiggie.fun/CExaXH
uoohh

You guys aren't seriously sexualising an underage girl's feet, are you?

>>713157541
It's nintendo's fault

I legit had a nightmare last night that they swapped out kiddo Pauline for an old hag instead just before release

>>713144683
union niggers would be even worse than this

>>713134296
>>713134569
i will now buy your game

>>713146789
>make 10 year old character
>give her the power to change age so she usually looks like an attractive woman in her 20s
>don't reveal her true age til later so that the initial wave of r34 is made without knowing it's a child
What the fuck was Oda thinking?

>>713133812 (OP)
so is it canon now that pauline spent her teenage years with big ass gorilla?

>>713157953
Pauline ain't fooling anybody with those waterballoons.

>>713158113
>Watasuki is my hero!

>>713133812 (OP)
Who's the midget?

>>713158619
My wife

>>713158113
That he's gonna get a good show

>>713158802
What show? I haven't seen any shitshow crying about Bonney jailbaiting.

>>713134985
I guess you haven't watch TikTok where the objective is trying to create a fake personality?

>>713144336
It was like the JP trailer except /v/ pretends it is worse because they were speaking a white person language.

I'm facinated by the lore implications of Pauline being DK's friend and partner in this game.
Why did DK kidnap her later on in the arcade game? Was it actually DK being over-protective and just trying to keep her away from Jump Man/Mario?

Also, the DK in the original Donkey Kong arcade game is Cranky Kong, so if Pauline is young here, is this DK actually a young Cranky? And the Cranky in this game is the grandfather of the "current" DK?

. . . .

>>713135034
I would be okay with this if it meant they stopped pretending Mario was still in his 20s.

>>713135034
Paultini
Paulmini
Smalline
Dolline

>>713148387
Source?

>>713159303
doesn't explain diddy or doxie, so obviously there's going to be a retcon somewhere.

>>713133925
>always an american, even when the character isnt
>always a 30+ adult even when its a kid (to be fair, most kids voices are done by adults, but now we have clearly over the fucking hill voices doing it)
>dialogue is absolutely not in line with how a child would speak
>"gotta" used every single time instead of "have to" even when its a learned character
im so tired too.

>>713141347
because she makes me ROCK HARD.
>>713153886
kek

>>713141584
>confirmed black void upskirt
>again
lame, imagine fucking fading to nothing with a black background even though SHES WEARING JEANS

>>713133812 (OP)
>>713134296
>>713134569
God they really knocked it outta the park with her design. 10/10 cutie.

>>713159697
Would be so much better if she was wearing spats

>>713134985
Me, I did, I was forced on a stage and got stage fright too.
Shyness, fear of shame, pretty much looks just like this at that age.

>>713159375
So I wasn't the only one who noticed.

>>713131257
Sauce on these?
Dont see them on ATF (also whats up with ATF booru, was it purged?)

>>713160034
You need an account now

>>713139842
>drawing
I can do you one better.
https://files.catbox.moe/z8d1ax.jpeg
>no nips
I can do you two better.
https://files.catbox.moe/a8mzbn.jpeg
>but she isnt ASKING for it
I can do you three better.
https://files.catbox.moe/qdt6zh.jpeg

>>713160454
>ai slop
Into the trash it goes

>>713141469
>song was in english in JP stream
English is canon.

>>713141347
You weren't? I remember when I hatched from my Geode. Good times.

>>713133812 (OP)
Performing for you!

>>713144529
This is literally canon

>>713140068
Pauline Mario's baby momma because Peach is a time waster and a bimbo slut. Never trust blondes, Luigi made the right call and Mario's following his brothers example.

>>713133812 (OP)
Marketer thread

>>713142716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOFzB91QKTs

>>713159847
Agreed, that and of course panties for the pantsu lovers, depending on the outfit you select for her.
Each one having different panties or style of spats (different pantylines under the spats, of course, at least one spats without a pantyline...)

Heres the good news, im a britbong and its currently
>a big heatwave
>the new fashion for girls is spats or yogapants and nothing on top, no skirt, no shorts, just skin tight yogapants/spats/tights/leggings with NOTHING covering the bum
>yes, this includes women of all ages.
anons, its so hard to focus on the way to work passing the school. I-I think I may be a p... p...

>>713139631
HELLO MONKIES

>>713151217
Not enough people complain about Nintendo refusing to adopt voice acting. Consider how much the voice acting added to Kid Icarus: Uprising. Now consider how much better all of their games could've been had they not left out something that has been industry standard since 19 fucking 96.

And another thing. How are their games are 80$ if they're paying 2 cents and a 50% discount on a Switch 2 for actors? That's where the budget usually goes, paying the pampered actors exorbant fees to fucking talk into a microphone.

>>713160105
I have an account on ATF already, guess im too retarded to have noticed the booru is a seperate account!
Time to fix that, im still waiting for my ehentai account to age to access exhentai after I lost the last one, so im kind of cunny dry right now aside from baraag and shildi

>>713161139
>muh AI
but, its good AI?
You antis are going to fail really hard when people start realising this shit is not only good, but is also the most efficient way to make cunny yourself without all the online warfare trying to stop you.
There is literally nothing wrong with those pictures, youre just being a faggot.
>b-b-but think of the artists!!!
they all moved or will move to AI for this kind of thing, anon.

>>713133812 (OP)
Maybe I was too hard on the DK redesign.

>>713142716
>Man, donkey kong/mario timeline is getting really confus-
it doesnt exist/
Stop trying to force it, even fucking Zelda never really cared about the timeline, and it was clearly forced by the fans.
Mario on the other hand never even pretended to care about continuity.

>>713139979
>Anon wasn't there for dango cunny and dlcunny (royal) in Monster Hunter Rise.
Come to think of it...
>>713140142
This IS all Capcom's fault!

>>713139979
>suddenly
Tourist alert

>>713164473
>This IS all Capcom's fault!
Always has been

>>713144529
>Found the artist in rule 34
>But this particular image is not there
The fuck?

>>713149328
pretty sure Ted Bundy would have gotten really mad if someone murdered him when he was just trying to murder someone

>>713165039
>Was my first model kit
>Dedicated panties to put on
Holy shit they cooked.

>>713141347
The evil monkeys turned her into a rock, remember that her rock form was full of tape with the name "void" on it.

>>713161548
>traumatic
>name the city after him
Excited to visit New Bin Laden City

>>713165324
>Local geologist finds this void stone before DK does
>Gently picks at it with a pickaxe
>Unironic cunny inside just poking out after some digging in and sweeping off debris
>THE DISCOVERY OF THE CENTURY!

>>713133812 (OP)
Is that... a little girl!?
AHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE! HOW COULD NINTENDO DO THIS TO ME? REMOVE IT! REMOVE IT RIGHT NOW!

>>713165702
>leave the girl in the rock
>partially
>enjoy the new cunny onahole.
nice.
Go easy on me im not a draw fag

>>713159375
holy fuck i'm gonna Activate Windows

>>713139631
>OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM,

>>713133925
Honestly prefer them than union faggots.

>>713167184
>>713165702
Geo-bondage was not on my kink list but sure why not. Flexible rockussy

>>713167184
cute and erotic

>>713159621
Just play Japanese dub, simple as

>>713151593
Well shit you just unlocked a hidden Uprising Memory where Pit became a Ring, the Girl finds it and puts it on, now Pit is a little girl lmao

>>713158165
This tennis outfit on Bananza Pauline while being barefoot would make me go Bananas and Coconut Creampies

>>713169434
she needs more content

>>713169071
>Japanese dub
Retard, it's not a dub when it's the original voice lines. Additionally, Mario games ALWAYS have English voice acting, even in Japan.

>>713133812 (OP)
The final boss music is going to be incredibly kino if it follows the odyssey formula of having Pauline sing the finale
https://youtu.be/DNXTxZVZ4UQ?si=QuhiGIq8n6Edk5aY

>>713161548
>She was captured by Void Kong
>Names the City New Donk after her savior
>Kid Mario will be in this game

>>713171105
>Additionally, Mario games ALWAYS have English voice acting, even in Japan.
This time around it seems like Bananza has Japanese voices as an option. Makes me wonder if that's part of why they've been replacing the entire Mario cast lately, to have more scenes with dialogue and voice acting in different languages.
https://www.youtube.com/live/5D9JooJafeI

>>713135034
shitpost

>>713145676
nope

>>713141908
>>713140068
>>713141859
>>713142513

Delusional post

>>713139979
>Why is [right wing website] full of pedophiles
Gee, buddy, beats me.

>>713145565
That's the one good thing about modern Pokemon. Voice acting has largely ruined gaming.

>>713145565
I wonder if they'll step up for the next mainline entry since ZA also doesn't have VO.

Peach LOST.

>>713134927
>>713140068
>>713140921
>>713141908
>>713145676

>>713162419
I don't know why you retards want voice acting when it's literally never improved a game ever

I am honestly baffled about this timeline shit. Like, I think I can already guess how this is going to go, but it's really irking me. I'm guessing the reveal will be that this is totally just the Pauline and DK origin game and from this point forward we're going to have this DK and his games instead of Nintendo working inside the guidelines for Rare's DK. The answer is going to be: "Just turn your brain off, idiot." But I hate that.

If Cranky, Diddy, and Dixie weren't in this game it would easier to justify where this was on the timeline. But that's not what's happening here. Best I can figure, little Pauline is either the kid version of regular Pauline and we're going to be told not to worry about it or she's a shrunken version of regular Pauline and the plot will reveal it. Or this will never be explained and we'll all be confused forever.

Years ago I came up with a schizo Mario timeline just to make sense of certain shit and even I'm stumped on this shit. If not for Dixie and Diddy we could've said this was DK's dad and Cranky was his Grandpa. If not for Cranky we could've said this DK was just young Cranky. The enemies being named "Kong" also fucks me up because Kong is a clan name, not a species. But I guess even the enemies are Kongs now? I'm going to play this game and I'm going to like it, but I want someone to tell me what the fuck is going on at this point in a developer interview or something. Is this just a reset for canon? Because I'm fine with that, but I just want to know.

>>713172469
What are the graffiti and billboards drawn in New Donk City? Lady and Jumpman might actually be their son and daughter. For reference, the game and the movie have different settings and exist in separate universes.

>>713139979
They flock here when they hear the news

>>713173118
Lolicons, not pedophiles

>>713173597
>>713173806
My terrible schizo timeline literally hinged on Pauline and Mario being the son and daughter of Jumpman and Lady. So Mario was Jumpman Jr the same way current DK was DK Jr. But Odyssey sort of threw a wrench into that shit by having Pauline say she was kidnapped by an ape. Now we see her being kidnapped by Void Kong and saved by DK, but we still have references to the original DK game and Cranky Kong is in it, whose supposed to be the original DK, and I can't keep this shit straight anymore.

>>713146043
1. Juniper is a woman. It's literally just her Britbong voice actress who claims she's "enbie".
2. Frye is a cute
3. Tears of the Kingdom is just as silly as Breath of the Wild and still has cute girls
4. Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is the worst Xenoblade. X > 1 > 3 > 2

>>713174635
So you're saying the people who want to fuck the pragmata girl aren't actual pedophiles?

>>713174283
actually you re right, interesting

>>713144852
I'm laughing so hard at the fact such a stupid post managed to trigger so many turbovirgins

>>713134927
shes the farmers kid from balan wonderworld

>>713162108
this is nintendo board retard

>>713175441
>the farmer
I believe you mean THE MAN WHO RAGES AGAINST THE STORM?

>>713175059
the torn dress is quite a callback

>>713174635
Some spiders are really chill.

>>713174121
sure thing pedo

>>713175787
There is no "chill" in the arthropod world. They literally do not have the brain capacity for it. They're just soulless automatons driven by sheer natural instinct

>>713134985
i thought pedophiles like you would be on tiktok so you could see

>>713176068
I disagree!!

>>713139631
FULLY
MODELED
UVULA

>>713135184
It's literally Sakura.

>>713172119
The final will be pauline returned to her true age making her music powers level up and clear the way for Donkey kong

>>713133925
just play in a different language. Better to assume dubs will never be good, the base rates are low enough you don't have to worry about being wrong

>>713177119
I hate her so much

>>713133812 (OP)
she seems cute, and I like that the game has a cute girl in it. Good addition by nintendo, I like this a lot more than the Italian guy and his hat with eyeballs. Big improvement

>>713139979
>suddenly
Lol

>>713175059
>sex
a-yes please.

>>713133812 (OP)
>>713134296
>>713134569
This is an absolutely ludicrous amount of sex appeal for a Mario character wtf

>>713140068
This doesn't seem that far fetched

>>713160454
>i can do better
Shut the fuck up you roach, go back to your generals.

>>713162535
NTA and I'm not really an ai hater, but... You know, when you look at an image and think "yeah, it's ai" then that means it's not that good. And some people will definitely have a stronger opinion about it
>the most efficient way to make cunny yourself
Spending hours generating garbage, trying out diffrent loras and models, constructing ludicrous prompts (and negative prompts too!) for one single image that you somewhat like (and you still have to inpaint some garbage) gets old really fast. Dunno, for me at least. I just don't care if the image is that good, my dick is already limp and my room is too hot (because of the gpu)
>they all moved or will move to AI for this kind of thing
Real artists still draw porn better. I wouldn't call it "soul", but some of them have this thing called style and consistency in said style
>There is literally nothing wrong with those pictures
I noticed it's ai the second I opened them
That's their problem

>>713177119
I love her so much

>>713179023
t. Sasuke

>>713161548
>which of these things did i actually do
getting captured by an ape isn't even an applicable answer, she didn't DO the capturing of herself by the ape
pauline LIES

>>713176458
I agree with your disagreement!

>>713179051
>Sasuke
>loving Sakura

>>713146592
You mean actually watched the film.

>>713179051
Think you meant to reply to >>713177791

>>713133812 (OP)
should have made a dkc tropical freeze 2

>>713180569
based

Someone post a webm of the Pauline funny faces video Nintendo uploaded

>>713179023
>main heroine
>lots of girls watch naruto and love her?
>check MAL
>like 5 times less favs than hinata
I was genuinely baffled

>>713148387
>Ywn be a royal betrothed to young Elsa and be the one to use true love to teach her control over her ice powers.

>>713162535
>but, its good AI?
No such thing. There are certain elements that all but the most stylized AI art repeats and it instantly kills my boner. It's unironically soulless and unappealing for my dick. Plus there's no source, no punished soul that grew up fucked enough to draw this, which I could then search for and fap to their other material or games.

It inherently can only copy, so no new artstyles spawn from it. There's a reason why people adore certain loli/tod/whatever artists, there's also a reason we seek for diversity in porn. I simply can't imagine myself happily fapping to AI, with it always being the same - worse yet is when it (rarely) tricks me with interesting thumbnails, only to find out it was AIslop after all and thus a good idea was put to death and wasted 5secs of my life. Or websites with shitty filters that only blur AI posts rather than deleting them outright, making my searches 40% filled with shit I have to scroll through.

Case in point your very post. Even if I was retarded enough to get 1/10th of a boner out of your 3 pics, it'd be a dead end. Zero more material to reverse search to, no surprise games or videos to be gotten from your non-existence.

>>713181892
Parental instincts...

>>713181892
I WANT TO KISS HER SOFT LITTLE LIPS
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE AAAAAAAA

>>713182323
which lips?

>>713175059
>po-re-e-n

This video but with Pauline when?

>>713133812 (OP)
Ain't no way she's 13 there.

>>713145565
Well they do for their new action game. And in Giga Wrecker before that but to a much lesser extent. Maybe Pokémon is down to TPC not wanting to hire actors for seven different dubs.

Bizarrely Legends Arceus had dozens of voice files for various characters that were never used. They were mostly just grunts and single words, like NPCs in Zelda outside of cutscenes. There must have been an intentional decision behind not using lines they had already recorded but who knows why.

cute
https://x.com/Stealth40k/status/1936072749920731352

>>713184950
She is a Mario midget.
She takes after her father.
That's why she looks like a midget.

>>713181892
God look at her, literally BEGGING for HEADPATS and ICECREAM

>>713178046
the eyelashes doing work

>>713186749
PAINT JOBS

>loli
>freckles
>barefoot
Nintendo is the only gaming company that truly gets me. This game genuinely has made me intend on getting the S2.

>>713134985
All of them, 13 are still children, they only act """mature""" to their peers.
Like when I was 12 we acted all cool in class but played with lego's after school

>>713186749
I'll give her some ice cream alright

>>713133812 (OP)
Please don't put make up on the child, it's actually gross

>>713188038
>ZAMN

The cover of my game will be filled with cum. I will cum in the cart and put it in the Switch 2

>>713188336
Her body, her choice

>>713160454
what model is that? flux?

>>713147302
they think all skinny girls are underage because the last time the roasties making those posts were anything approaching a healthy weight is when they were 13.

Everyone who unironically use the UOOOOHH crying emoji shit deserve to be shot via firing squad

>>713177119
you mean Ami?

>>713145953
Dot for her?

>>713188627
Just open it in PNG info.

Sex with little girls.

>>713181892
AAAAHHHHH
FUCK YOU NINTENDOOOO
Fine, I'll buy your damn console!

>>713161548
>She is captured by the Void Kongs
>She names the city after her hero, Donkey Kong.

HOLY SHIT GUYS BANANZA IS A PREQUEL

>>713185654
this was an edit of a meme from an altchan

>>713188718
I miss the days we'd fat shame, call them "chubby-chasers".
Now it's the norm, and it's disgusting.

>>713189676
chubby chasers are the guys who go after them.

>>713189676
We used to do the same for footfags.

>>713180412
No, you did not. Because she wasn't remotely "girl boss" in the film.

>>713181892
Where's this from?

>>713189676
call them what they really are. brown.

>>713190174
donkey kong

>>713189230
>jpeg with png info yet nothing in notepad
>pxl score tags
thanks but am i dreaming?

>>713189473
The more you know. I shall
360 and walk away

>>713153930
Tecnically yes

>>713190679
Why the fuck doesn't Donkey Kong look like that?

>>713189456
No it is not.

Why does she sound like she's in her 40s? Even the grating oniichan voice shit all anime uses would've been a better choice.

>>713181892
>take video from Nintendo Today
>put your watermark on it
???

>randomly open a Nintendo thread
>Full of pedos and lolicons
>feet posting

Never dissapointed.

>>713191324
>frogposter
Existence discarded. You're pointless.

>>713156823
>>713162419
>Unions have some actually talented people within them like the VA's for Uprising
>Be shocked when you can't get them again if you keep trying to trash them or refuse to work with them.
It's a real mystery

>>713190679
inconceivably based

>>713190679
13

Dess. Kris. Susie. Ralsei. The Roaring Knight. Gaster. Toby. Deltarune.
Don't mind me, just testing something in this shit thread!

>>713192546
December. Noelle. Sans. Papyrus. Undertale. Tenna. Spamton.

>>713192546
>>713192639
Darkner. Lightner. Snowgrave. Deltarune Deltarune Deltarune.

donkey kong KILLED toby fox and nobody did anything to stop him

>>713160454
>"i- i can do it!"
>posts AI slop
rope.

>>713147817
Nope it's the most fucked story ever. People praising One Piece for this are mental. Cuckuma being dropped that chapter was wild. Can't even have an ounce of wholesome anymore.

>>713139912
Her singing causes DK to transform.

>>713133812 (OP)
>>713134296
>>713134569
>>713139631
I will protect her until my death.

anime when?

What's with the schizo spamming toddlercon on the catalog

>>713192921
He's the dad that stepped up!

lolidom

>>713159375
I wonder if Wario would be a good father or if it will be like the games where he keeps on treasure hunting with both the girls in a backpack that is also stuffed with gems

>>713194682
zexo

>>713139631
>so then I said "how many licks does it take to get to the inside of a federal prison?"

>>713159505
S-Reaper

>>713188038
Brehs...

Nintendo, they have to know, right? they have to know how lolitastic they make some of their characters, right?

>>713195343
so beautiful...

>>713159375
Wario wouldn't

>>713194007
Nice to see her with normal 13yo proportions.

>>713164895
>>713177916
>>713185654
You are 30. Maybe 40. This isn’t 2003 anymore. We aren’t teenagers. It was one thing when we were literally the same age as Pauline. Now we’re old. Don’t you feel weird? Or do you still jerk off in a sock in your mom’s basement? I’m sure in another thread or board you’ll proudly declare how wealthy and well-established you are when the opportunity arises. But right now? You’re still 15 (underageb&) and somehow this is all still okay.

By the way, you know pedophiles also have age regression issues, right?

>>713196320
another one

>>713196553
Shut up fag

>>713195098
Excellent.
>captcha: TR4NP

>>713190174
nintendo today app

>>713196575
The red shirt being too big for her is a cute touch.

nin out of tendo

>>713190128
Yes she was dumbass. That's like the one thing that people agreed on when they actually saw the film. You're just stubbornly trying to argue otherwise.

>>713200493
>That's like the one thing that people agreed on
No, that's what angry youtube video titles claimed in advance of the movie. Then when it became a huge hit and went against the "go woke go broke" narrative all those youtube videos vanished and suddenly they were all positive about the movie AND Peach.

Wait, let me see if i get this straight, Paulinefags are celebrating the fact that their supposed favorite girl went from being a beautiful celebrity singer to a Disney wannabe character meant to appeal to lolicons and with corny ass writing like
>Durr, I'll defeat you with the power of music!

>>713134296
SOLES VS SOLELESS

>>713190128
>brags to Mario how she did the obstacle course first try or whatever
>saves herself with ice flower when kidnapped
No. While Mario and Luigi do finish the job and save the day, Peach was 100% girl bossing most of the movie

>>713139631
WDNMBT?

>>713200730
Pauline went from curvy hourglass bombshell to cute freckled barefoot 13 year old
Both are perfect.

>>713200814
Also kicks up a halberd to face against Bowser alone when go-kart invasion failed.

>>713175059
You're telling me lady is totally unrelated to pauline?

requesting an animated remake of this gif with donkey kong and pauline

>>713201024
>>713200814
lmao
you never watched the movie at all did you? you just watched a trailer or something

>>713200730
>People who like Pauline gets more Pauline is bad, because I don't like it personally
No way you can spin this without making you seem not mad. And ad hominems confirmed it.

ESL syntax remains undefeated. more proof all the shit posting just comes from sour grapes faggots.

>>713144852
it's not that fucking deep

>>713201572
You forgot to capitalize the M faggot.

>>713200493
I really don't see what is supposedly "girlboss" in the movie. She's not bossy, she's not cocky, she's warm and friendly towards the male hero, including flirting with Mario later on, and he remains the actual protagonist of the movie. The climax is Mario & DK storming Bowser's castle, then Mario & Luigi fighting Bowser. The main difference from the games is she's not ditzy. Her main role instead is to introduce Mario to the Mushroom Kingdom stuff.

>>713144529
I give up, well done anon, impossible to find.

>>713201396
Yeah I saw it in the theaters

>>713202046
I think you are confused what being a girl boss character is. It means the female isn't allowed to be incompetent in any way, she exudes confidence and competence and makes things look easy, and she always does this while the main hero gets hurt and slapsticked around and used for comic relief. She's not allowed to be a true damsel in distress because that "sends the wrong message" to little girls or whatever. It's doesn't mean she's a bossy bitch or whatever you think it means. Hollywood would consider it a crime to give her the ditzy personality the real Peach has.

>>713201396
This was never in the trailer

call me when her model has been ripped into sfm

>>713200814
>>713201024
>>brags to Mario
Never happens. He ASKS her if she did it first try, she says she did but only because she's lived in the Mushroom Kingdom all her life and he just got here. There is no arrogance in the scene whatsoever.
>saves herself with ice flower
Also nope, Toad smuggles in the ice flower for her, and she winds up losing the fight after Bowser shows up and she loses the powerup.
>Also kicks up a halberd
And does exactly nothing with it because she surrenders to Bowser a minute later when he has his cannons aimed at the Toad village.

"Finish the job", what nonsense, Bowser doesn't have a scratch on him before the very end of the film, he's shown as completely unstoppable, until Mario and Luigi use the power star, then he gets thrashed. You're getting mad at nothing. Imaginary bullshit.

>>713146213
Hollywood Peach? Absolutely deserves to be there.

Movie Peach is honestly just very poorly written, for example in the scene where she meets Mario for the first time, it feels like five different characters combined into one

>>713191258
>from Nintendo Today
What is even up with this app?
When I open it up for today it shows me
1. The DK Direct
2. Fire Emblem Characters Kliff & Gray & Tobin
3. Zelda Orchestra Concert Zelda's Lullaby
4. Super Mario Image Gallery Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury
5. Xenoblade Chronicles Character Archive Fiora #1

And then it ends. I had to press the News button in the corner and then it shows me
1. Merchandise #3 - Pikmin
2. Bananza Pauline: Funny Faces
but this page doesn't even show the first 5 headlines that I could see featured on the main page.
Why can't I get all of today's headlines on the same page?

>>713202443
looking at the artist's portfolio, it's pretty mid

>>713204408
That scene could have been very easily fixed by just having Peach sidestep quickly, leaving Mario to run into the wall and collapse.

>>713177119
>Sakura
You mean Tails

>>713185654
nobody's gonna like hearing this but there is a difference between this pic and seeing a new thread with that AI nude pauline catbox link on page 1 every single time I refresh the catalog. and the difference is having some fucking restraint

>>713140394
So it's a fake art...

>>713185654
Cool I get a lil "bro" to play vidya with.

god imagine pauline loli wife

>>713134927
Same energy

>>713208556
If cp was legal you know anons would be spaming that shit here.

>>713153860
kek

>>713200679
> Then when it became a huge hit and went against the "go woke go broke" narrative all those youtube videos vanished and suddenly they were all positive about the movie AND Peach.
HEY REVISIONIST DIPSHIT, IF THAT WAS TRUE WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>713212526
It is true. That's why all the "complaints" are just repeating bullshit assumptions from angry youtube videos out before the film even released.

Pauline hummingbird mod when

>>713134927
>Collecting outfits for my fake daughter
Alright fuck it, we've arrived at peak childless 30 year old gaming

>>713133812 (OP)
So anyways what role will k rool have in the story?

>>713212628
No the complaints are from the fucking film because we saw the fucking film. Again. You're trying to argue we aren't having this conversation right now. The fact we are means you're talking bullshit.

>>713189473
how is this a meme, it’s gross.

>>713214092
No, they're the same old crap. Complaining about her picking up a weapon she doesn't use because you saw a clip in a trailer and a youtube video said she was a "girlboss". Making up imaginary arrogance and putdowns that never happen in the film. And trying to attribute the villain's defeat partly to her despite her playing no part in it.

>>713192864
He's right though. The drawing has a man body.

>>713178046
its happened before. maybe its the eyes.

>>713134927
She doesn't

>>713214225
>Complaining about her picking up a weapon she doesn't use because you saw a clip in a trailer and a youtube video said she was a "girlboss".
You don't even know what the complaints are you stupid bitch.

A lot of it was her was throwing mario to the ground when they first meet and everything that happens during the fucking training scene.

>>713214061
His skeleton will be the final layer's unique fossil.

don’t care about time wasting brats, show me the glorious king k rools in the game

penis demon

"Oh, yeah! (Pauline time!"

>>713209195
faggot

>>713204408
They had no idea what to do with her so they had her take over Luigi's spot in the movie

>>713144312
Or literally any other language, not like the subs are accurate. The LATAM dub is kino but some of the name changes are annoying

>>713214431
Bro you didn't even mention this once >>713200814 >>713201024 and you made up imaginary "bragging" which does not occur in the scene at all.

>>713202443
the artist posted it on their twitter for like a day and deleted it without saying anything. i don't think many people have it saved, its a relic. this was drawn back when loline was leaked, not after this direct

>>713194682
nice

>>713145783
What? She looks like shes having fun.

I missed THE thread, thought you guys had left me all alone among the normalfags

>>713140756
really, did someone get butthurt enough to report this to get deleted? that's fucking funny. Especially when they post ai porn in the same thread on catbox and those stay up.

>>713214773
>and you made up imaginary "bragging" which does not occur in the scene at all.
The word bragging has literally not been used in this thread once before our two posts here. I'm serious do a search.

>>713215026
>>713200814
>brags to Mario

>>713215069
Not my post.

Neither were the two you linked to by the way. For a take you're insisting no one has anymore there's a lot of other anons. Enough for you to get confused about who is who.

I think her top bangs looks pretty weird, she almost has a receding hairline.

>>713215227
I'm stating the narrative of the many angry youtube videos crying about "girlboss Peach" suddenly shifted when the movie was a success, and dropped the claims entirely and started portraying the movie as traditional and non-political. That absolutely happened and it's not an isolated example.

>>713215665
Originally you were stating an anon got his opinion from said youtube videos so you're acknowledging that's not the case as well now.

>>713216146
No, I still fully expect he did, that's why they're identical to complaints from before the film actually came out.

>>713216307
Or you just take out word for it when we say we ended up seeing the film and if anything found that shit even more obnoxious than it was in the trailers.

>>713201396
They don't even watch the trailers anymore, they just watch the hour-long grifter meltdowns.

>>713167418
KEK

>>713148387
Is the blond loli really elsa? She looks like shes wearing modern clothes.

>>713216859
she looks like a kid from some french shit. probably one of the pedo games similar to goblinism or something

>>713214223
you are a giant faggot. your generation is fucking insane. youre no different than that discord retard who started hyperventilating over a kids in a hot car joke

>>713140376
I honestly get way more Disney princesses vibes which is ironic given she isn’t a princess

>>713195098
my cock: i'm in danger

>>713196575
>>713194007
footjob

>>713214061
business man

>>713214749
DON PISOTON

>>713191182
Same VA as adult Pauline

Aren't you people ashamed of yourselves?

>>713191182
Nintendo of America fucking sucks with its English dubs.

>>713174283
I am a big Nintendo lore/timeline 'tismo, and I guarantee its going to just be Pauline got de-aged and now has amnesia.

>>713133812 (OP)
And just like that, Nintendo won this gen.

>>713146180
calling it, mario kart worlds will have dlc and pauline will have a younger version of herself in the game.

>>713134296
I just noticed she has the same small eye/big eye designs when a rock, just like the rock enemies. K.Rool is definitely gonna be in this.

>>713218137
you know this is the reason this place is anonymous......right?

>>713218264
duh?

>>713214061
He serves his true dark lord. (Stanley)

Pauline but mega milk

>>713218137
shaming oppressed people is like problematic

>>713195343
What were they thinking? This is very provocative

So Pauline went from a tomboy into feminine diva? That's... usually how girls grown normally before Twitter came with its bullshit. But I am sad about tomboys growing up from their tomboyness naturally, I want a tomboy that retains the attitude even if her body says otherwise.

>>713218137
lolno

>>713216405
so much that he had to reference the same couple of things from the trailer that were all over those clickbait videos, and misrepresent the scenes to boot

>>713218801
Busty tomboys are so hot.

>>713218137
not over this.

>>713154223
That's just Peach fuzz

>>713175059
For people who can't read Japanese. They're 2 different characters.

>>713133812 (OP)
why does a kid wear really thick eyeliner

>>713146257
Holy CUNY

>>713147490
So when TG-16 & Saturn app service?

>>713159505
All fallen moe

>>713146257
these are ugly goblins except the new loli
gross as fuck

>>713196553
Make me!

>>713222283
>Lady is Pauline's mother
>Jumpman is Mario's dad

>Cranky Kong is the ape who kidnapped Lady in the arcade game

That's what I'm going with.

>>713140068
The simple answer is that Nintendo doesn't give a FUCK about continuity and they just wanted to clean DK's image from his days as a villain forever, he never had any ulterior motives for kidnapping Pauline... it was all a misunderstanding... even if it makes no fucking sense.

>>713159464
Chibi Pauline

>>713222283
Basically live action Daisy and proto-Peach

>>713222283
>>713223149
OR "lady" and "jump man" aren't fucking names but descriptors. A lady and A man who jumps fighting A donkey (stupid) kong (ape)

>>713141584
Nice job with the clipping of her shirt fucking idiots.

>>713223135
how pathetic of you.

>>713218801
>>713219447
But Daisy herself a tomboy

>>713222914
faggot

>>713196553
>we are... le adults now
shut up, fag

>>713223370
>fat and scaly

>>713144852
BASED
KF won

>>713223547
cope and seethe

>>713146657
vanellope von slappers. her hands are gigantic.

>>713190615
You mean 180, you fucking retard

>>713196553
kill yourself my dude.