Expedition 33 is a joke - /v/ (#713159357) [Archived: 862 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:32:43 AM No.713159357
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Turns out the story of Expedition 33 is a bed time tale by the lead writer's mother
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:39:23 AM No.713159616
What's wrong with that?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:45:24 AM No.713159852
>>713159357 (OP)
The joke is that the game kills all non-white people in the very first few minutes of the game. (Based)
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:46:03 AM No.713159873
>>713159852
Lune?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:46:31 AM No.713159890
>>713159357 (OP)
Excessively stealthy Deltarune thread.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:47:44 AM No.713159947
>>713159357 (OP)
Imagine being so retarded you think that writers hide in a whole for months then come out with a complete story that is never edited or reworked.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:48:40 AM No.713159980
>>713159357 (OP)
Turns out OP's a retard.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:50:06 AM No.713160041
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>>713159873
Did someone say Lune?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:51:17 AM No.713160094
>>713159873
Lune earned the right to be part of my harem
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:51:20 AM No.713160096
It was literally revealed to me in a dream.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:53:31 AM No.713160178
Anyone else completely lose interest in this game after getting to Act 3?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:56:21 AM No.713160302
>>713160178
No had a lot of fun finally getting to explore areas I couldn't get to before
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:56:37 AM No.713160313
>>713160178
everyone, same as bg3
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:58:09 AM No.713160384
>>713159357 (OP)
>"Hahahaa, it's a bedtime story!"
>"A good story is FF7 Remake, with the time jannies and all that 12 year old edgy stuff!".
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:59:04 AM No.713160415
>>713160178
Act 3 is maybe 2 hours long if you do the companion side quests and then just go to Lumiere.
Everything elsei s optional shit you can do after you beat the game if you feel like continuing.
>>713160313
>everyone
>same as bg3
retard
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:04:15 PM No.713160623
>>713159357 (OP)
No wonder your faggots found it so profound. Truly the Donnie Darko of a new age.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:05:54 PM No.713160678
Still better than most stories in the modern RPGs.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:28:54 PM No.713161630
damn i hope she dreams a lot for the next game, story was absolute kino
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:43:40 PM No.713162241
>NOOO A STORY CAN'T COME FROM INSIDE YOUR OWN HEAD
what did the retarded brown person mean by this? How the fuck do they think stories are written and conceived of?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:45:54 PM No.713162353
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>>713159852
Stop lying, nigger lover.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:48:21 PM No.713162468
>>713162353
He gets desintegrated by fingerbanging 5 minutes later
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:55:27 PM No.713162783
>>713159357 (OP)
Some of my dreams had fucking amazing stories. Most are zombie apocalypse though for some reason. Or teeth falling out.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:55:40 PM No.713162791
>>713162353
and he dies right after that scene...which is a few minutes into the game
OH NO NO SHITPOSTER DIDN'T PLAY THE GAME? HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN????
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:57:13 PM No.713162859
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>>713159357 (OP)
based dreamer.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:59:30 PM No.713162969
>>713159357 (OP)
Thatโ€™s actually cute and soulful. Why are Asian women so perfect, bros?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:07:36 PM No.713163287
>>713160178
I think Act 3 is the weakest part which is funny because usually the world of ruin part is the best part of every Final Fantasy because you're finally off the rails. But the battle system of E33 I think is actually antithetical to this sort of freedom because there's no planning involved, your strategy for the boss is always parry all the enemy's attacks. It makes Act 3 just feel like a big grind to make your damage output maximum.

Still enjoy the game a lot though, it's a solid game just not a great turn based game.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:09:24 PM No.713163363
>>713159357 (OP)
>another seething thirdie thread
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:10:07 PM No.713163390
still winning trannyslop of the year
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:13:31 PM No.713163550
>>713162353
>/v/ grifters proving they don't actually play games
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:46:06 PM No.713165181
>>713163287
I'm really not looking forward to the next decade of turn based games trying to do QTEs constantly when E33 is good in spite of them.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:48:42 PM No.713165316
>>713159357 (OP)
That's actually awesome. Best stories and settings come from dreams and drug trips.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:48:49 PM No.713165320
>>713160178
Act 3 was when I was finally invested in something. The expedition didn't really relate with me. Escapism and family drama though? sign me up.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:50:13 PM No.713165389
>>713162969
The head writer is unironically cute - watch her interviews in YT.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:51:00 PM No.713165426
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>>713159357 (OP)
>Trannies eternally seething
>This came to me in a dream btw
Absolutely based, how does it keep getting better
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:51:00 PM No.713165427
>>713159357 (OP)
Unfathomably fucking based
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:00:30 PM No.713165857
>>713165426
I know some trans people and they all liked it.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:04:27 PM No.713166068
>>713163287
you can just one shot all the end game bosses including simon with "planning"
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:06:04 PM No.713166147
>>713165181
didnt bother with QTE just set them to automatic. the parryslop is one thing but I couldnt be bothered with QTE every time I had to kill shit.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:17:01 PM No.713166735
Fotm.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:22:10 PM No.713167013
>>713159357 (OP)
No wonder it sucked so much and made no sense. Verso is just some schlocky erotic fiction protagonist
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:27:24 PM No.713167305
>>713159357 (OP)
>Turns out the story of Expedition 33 is a bed time tale by the lead writer's mother

That's a terrible excuse
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:31:31 PM No.713167536
>>713160178
It's a shame because act 3 gives you the most freedom, the most access to all secrets via flying and the whole thing is really ominous, but the plot twist already hit; cat's out of the bag and it doesn't hit as well as it should going around knowing it's all a lie
I honestly wished that Esquie would make the party escape during the paintress fight. When verso threw the stone that was my first thought. GTFO of here and come back later with another strategy. We could've flown to get stronger or to get a plot item and then come back in act 3
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:46:03 PM No.713168350
>>713160178
Act 3 is when it went from great to mind blowing. Those fuckers added all those additional layers to the story, but instead of crashing and burning it all fit together.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:47:32 PM No.713168453
>>713160178
I immediately did the Act 3 conclusion casue I knew its difficulty was ridiculously low compared to the rest of endgame. That was the correct choice, once I did all the endgame stuff and went to get the other ending, I couldn't possibly give a fuck about the story anymore
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:52:06 PM No.713168678
>>713168350
It kind of crashed and burned though. The entire premise of the story is filler, it's just a child's playthings being absconded by arguing parents.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:57:35 PM No.713168968
>>713168678
Actually, thinking about it, rather than using as a twist, I think the game would be better if you started with the epilogue scene and where genuinely doing the FFT thing. I think the thing that ultimately breaks E33's narrative is that the fake world feels hollow, you hear about how great it was second hand but you never experience it at all. You're dumped into the world cold but it's already a shit show.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:07:23 PM No.713169516
>>713160178
Wouldn't say i lost complete interest but I started enjoying it a lot less after act 1
Gustave's death, although I could see it a mile away, hit a lot harder than expected. Felt like the soul of the party was gone from that point, only decent interactions were between verso/monocco/esqiue. I was just out of it for most of act 2 save for the sirene stage which was great
the actual twist did more to destroy the game for me, i've encountered this same twist multiple times from japanese porn games and it's my most hated twist and the message i've read a dozen times across different fiction
had fun with the game itself all throughout until end game, wish i didnt do a bunch of side content before finishing off the main story though
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:08:12 PM No.713169548
>>713159357 (OP)
HOLY SOVL
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:11:02 PM No.713169723
>>713167536
It wasn't all a lie - everything was "real"

>>713168678
"premise of story is filler" - how so?
>disco elyisum is just an alocholic who cant get over his ex girlfriend.
>ff7 is only about a super soldier larper amnesiac who is way lesser in actuality
see mom i can do it too, i can critizie with one liners and denuance actual complex stories
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:22:54 PM No.713170397
>came to me in a dream
>reddit hires
>bored at ubisoft
>30 devs
>budget is so low
sure, what other fairytales these cocksuckers will believe next?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:25:37 PM No.713170546
>>713159357 (OP)
>Game good
>"B-BUT THEY HIRED KOREANS TO DO THE ANIMATIONS!"
>"B-BUT THEIR PUBLISHER TOOK CHINESE INVESTOR MONEY!"
>"B-BUT THEY FOUND THEIR WRITERS ON REDDIT"
>"B-BUT THEY GOT INSPIRED BY SOMEONE'S MOTHER!"

Butthurt devs, Tendies, and Final Faggotry fans in this thread.
At least Tendies will shut the hell up once it gets ported to The Switch 2.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:26:39 PM No.713170594
>>713169723
Because the world of FF7 and Disco Elysium serve their main theme. The world of E33 is supposed to be escapism, but escapism to what? There's nothing in the world of the canvas that makes me think "wow this place is great!" Except maybe Esquie being in it.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:28:27 PM No.713170692
Been telling y'all this since the first day. Game is mediocre AF. Not a single original in it. I highly suggest you buy this instead
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2515020/FINAL_FANTASY_XVI/
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:32:44 PM No.713170968
>>713170692
Anything past the intro of that game is totally a dud.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:37:55 PM No.713171289
>>713159357 (OP)
Will lose goty against donkey Kong