You love to see it

>>713171886 (OP)
Vegan

>>713171886 (OP)
You will never be a woman :)

>>713172007
>*makes your locked down system not locked down*
>vvv-vegan...
What is this type of delusion called?

>@NINTENDO @FBI @CIA DO SOMETHING

>>713171886 (OP)
>just hacks
>no 'icks
yawn. I sleep.

>>713171886 (OP)
i never believe any of this shit when there is weird movement or other crap.

reminds me of "leaks" that are off angle camera pictures of a monitor that is also usually a bit blurry to hide the photoshop.

for example why is the text rainbow? shouldn't it just all be the same color? likely grey or white?

>>713172173
It's not rainbow you retard, it's color coded echo output.

>>713171886 (OP)
Damn, the performance improvements to Cyberpunk were actually real.

>>713172173
you're an idiot, it's infinitely harder to make a photoshop of a moving video with constantly changing angles

Lol I love that this keeps going around and yet the switch 2 hasn't been hacked at all. It's literally copium from poorfags.

>>713171886 (OP)
Based michael j fox btfoing nintendo

>>713172173
>why is the text rainbow?
It's COLORED because that's how logs work on real operating systems not your cuck windows shit

where is proof

>>713172173
>even rainbow text makes the incel cry

reported
have a great day, cheers!

>>713172279
You're more retard than the poorfags if you think any console is getting hacked that fast after release.

>>713172094
wtf am I looking at

>>713172265
all you need to do is get it to play a video and use the rapid movement to obscure what is actually going on.

>>713172375
my Linux terminal has some green but anything it kicks out is white, not full blown rainbow text.

>>713172479
ur actually a stupid fuck
as if the programmer writing the script doesnt have the ability to change the color of the text
i would kick ur ass for being so stupid

>>713171886 (OP)
this is fake, I wish it wasn't. but they're just playing a video on the switch.
Actual text output for a kernel level hack would only have white text, no color.

also, lol, thinking systemd will run on switch without drivers. Switch is FreeBSD based.

>>713171886 (OP)
>that nice of a UI already
how to know it's fake

>>713172419
they are probably hoping for a switch 1 situation where they fucked up and you could use a paperclip.

>>713172535
but why would you? it comes across and RGB lighting faggotry.

>>713172631
>>713172479
reddit spacing, time to go back

>>713172164
Fag

>>713172570
the eshop does not have youtube or a browser
playing video on a switch 2 would, ironically, require homebrew to do it

>>713172428
a classic tendie moment

>>713172663
nice argument

>>713171886 (OP)
B A S E D

Adult diapers wearers in shambles.

>>713172428
A diaperfag pedo being arrested for soliciting a minor for sex and owning CP. When police arrested him he had shit his diaper so they forced him to remove it and put on a fresh one. This was all caught on camera. The Switch logo is shooped on of course. By sheer happenstance this same diaperfag was one of the people calling for violence against Joshua Moon of Kiwi Farms for laughing at that TF2 tranny killing himself and then having his memorial site desecrated by soiteens.

>>713172428
A picture

>Make it a literal point how it won't be cracked / is uncrackable / try super hard to make it not be able to be cracked
>All you've done is intrigue the autist swarm including those who might not have cared otherwise
We'll have emulation for this within 3 years.

>>713172065
Bootlicking

>>713171886 (OP)
Did you sit on your Switch or something?

>>713172428
Staged stuff.

>>713172419
Can you read? I put

>and yet the Switch 2 hasn't been hacked at all

You're literally an ESL retard who couldn't even understand what I wrote and somehow got triggered by it. I'm laughing that people keep spamming this in spite of the fact that no hack had been successful on the Switch 2 so it's just poorfags coping.

>>713172173
He was moving it specifically so delusional tendoids like you don't scream "FAAAAKE" but letting nintendickniggers do anything other than eat shit has never worked out.

>>713172728
>conveniently leaving out the fact that diaperpedo attributed his sick need to shit on children and have poopy sex with them on his parents getting him a 3DS

>>713172776
/r/pcmr and /r/gcj the PC fanboys are bootlicking mecca

>>713172428
lolicon/pedophile

>>713172007
>Oh yeah? My brick with no games sold a lot, haha retard. lmao
>muh sony
>muh steam
What is it called when tendies do this?

>>713172690
You fucking fool. The Switch 1 and 2 have a built-in web browser. You just need to use DNS to fool it into connecting to a website.
https://youtu.be/2eXNgEsromE?t=88

>>713172173
>for example why is the text rainbow? shouldn't it just all be the same color? likely grey or white?
Why do people who have zero fucking idea what they're talking about feel the need to open their mouth? It really is a fucking curse in the modern era

people are seething so much at this lol

>>713171886 (OP)
The fuck am I even looking at, why is it so flat

>>713172753
probably, we got ps4 and xbox one emulators right? i can't imagine it not happening if it is possible considering the collective autism of Nintendo hackers/coders, i mean they are decompiling gamecube and n64 games they can just emulate these days.

>>713172926
the movement makes it seem significantly more fake, especially with RGB colors faggotry code and a weirdly clean UI already when they jitter the camera so much you can't read anything shown.

>>713171886 (OP)
Don't be fooled by "BlueNX" / "Deadkernel"
It makes you think there's a "CFW" on Switch 2, but it's totally fake.

“hbt Extended memory region allocated (4096MB total)”: This suggests that the device uses 4GB of RAM. This could correspond to a hypothetical Switch 2, but memory management in Atmosphere or homebrew isn't done that way (this message is made up).

“Boot sequence completed in 4.06s”: Too precise and unrealistic. These logs seem aesthetic but not from a real system.

“hbt Homebrew ABI v15 compatible”: This statement is false - the ABI version of hbl (Homebrew Loader) never used this public scheme.

The colors used (pink, cyan, green, yellow...) are reminiscent of a stylized display designed to impress, not a raw console display typical of a bootloader (like Atmosphere's Rocket).

This reinforces the idea of a mockup or fan-made project (possibly under Linux or via emulation).

>>713173059
Why are nintendogs like this?

tendies need a new argument other than muh salez. By their logic COD is the best game ever

>>713172973
I don't know what those are, I'm guessing popular Nintendo subreddits since tendies are king bootlickers literally eating the shit of a console with no games ripping them off.

>>713172973
>YOU BOOTLICK MORE
>Tells us about the subreddits he browses
Bros why are tendies and reddit inseparable? Is being a lifelong Nintendo cultist something that's trained into you from using sites like reddit?

>>713173126
PC fanboy enclaves. The banner of /r/GCJ is the Steam logo getting a handjob.

>>713172018
>Seethe over getting free games
Nintendies really are getting wayyy too cocky...

Why do PCfags waste time making these threads instead of playing their GOAT exclusives from the past few years?

at least sonybros had enough self-respect to disappear when the playstation 5 was an absolute failure

>>713173126
How's that any different from snoys celebrating how much the ps5 sold? We live in a very grim future

>>713173020
it's not a native web browser like the wii u though, it's a janky bios startup thing that you're not meant to use

>>713172007
There is literally no reason to get a Switch 2 in a world where the Steam Deck exists.

FPCs (frequently posted copes):

>it barely outsold the n-gage
Now compare the Deck to other PC handhelds and you realise it dominates the (very niche) market. Why are tendiesnoys crying about sales when the Gamecube exists and got mogged by the PS2 at the time? Are they just hypocrites? Also, Valve clearly sees the Steam Deck as a live experiment. Sales are second to SteamOS and Proton (the main products).
>but it's weak!
Handhelds are always behind home hardware. Steam Deck = 1050ti with a Steam Controller bolted on. Also the Legion and Ally exist and you can install SteamOS on them if you really need to play post-2020 AAA, and if you want to avoid raping your battery, Moonlight exists. You do own a PC right?
>but you don't own games!
You don't have spend money on Steam. You can install DRM-FREE software from GoG/itch.io/DLsite/torrents.
>but physical!
Locked down proprietary cartridges are just as bad as software DRM.
>but Nintendo games!
Obviously Nintendo hardware is going to be backed by their IP - their only unique selling point. I don't expect to ever run Mario Kart World on the Steam Deck, ever. But you know what I will play? Everything else. Even Deck Verified alone mogs the eShop, and don't get me started on PC exclusives that you can play with the minute it takes to set a Proton version. Emudeck completely mogs NSO, and you don't have to pay a subscription.
>but the resolution!
800p is fine with 7.4 inches. Higher resolutions will strangle the battery, which is bad for a portable.
>but Switch 2 Cyberpunk!
Stuttery 30-40fps on 5 year old game. Cool.
>but Linux!
Valve fixed it with Proton. Fuck Windows 11 and Epic Games.
>you're a jeet shilling!
The Steam Deck is LITERALLY SOLD IN FIRST WORLD NATIONS ONLY. Meanwhile jeets line up for Switch 2 as we speak.

The Steam Deck is PCMR's final victory over console peasants.

>>713173059
a Nintendo tranny lives there

Just a fun statistic about vegan PC fanboys

>>713171886 (OP)
Based, fuck nintendo

>>713172479
>my Linux terminal has some green
you can customize that retard KING

>>713173123
>>713173059
It do be like that sometimes

>>713173203
>PC fanboy enclaves.
How would I know that, and if that's remotely true why don't I see them dancing around with their mouths wide open and their god in-hand like I do with tendies all over the internet

Fake and gay

>>713173197
tendies love their walled garden environments and censorship by trannies so of course they feel right at home on plebbit

>>713173059
>portal 2 poster
Valve is the most reddit company of all time, christ.

>>713173318
but why would i want to when it is functional?

>>713173259
steamie weenie vegan can you speak English?

Could you people shut the fuck up for a second and tell me why it's so flat

>>713173245
>muh sony
Who the fuck mentioned Sony you delusional tendienigger
God you niggers are worse than Applefags

>>713173394
perspective is warped on the footage to make it harder to doxx the person

>>713171886 (OP)
tendies REALLY don't like this huh

>>713172428
A devout Nintendo fan.

>>713171886 (OP)
"Im in"

>>713173203
>PC fanboy enclaves.
1. Why do you know that
and
2. Why should anyone care when the tendies are literally fucking everywhere screaming about how perfect their nogaems 2 is?

>>713173378
Do you really want to play demographics Nintendoggy?

>>713173259
great post desu

>>713171886 (OP)
*shits himself*

>>713171886 (OP)
Is just me or does that console looks flat as paper?

>>713173205
They cannot comprehend the concept of getting free games.
They cannot comprehend the concept of getting cheap games.

If you tell them you gladly download games for free on your laptop or PC handheld, the first thing they will accuse you of is piracy because they have the IQ of a fruit fly and can't understand why a company would give them entertainment for free.

If you tell them it is piracy, they'll pretend they have a moral right to buy plastic crap and keycards with nothing on them.

>>713173595
OP stretched the clip for some reason

>>713173259
Sold my Deck OLED because Legion Go 2 in September with Z2 Extreme, OLED, and 75wh battery.

Got a Switch 2 for Legends ZA, and Scarlet to run better.

>>713171886 (OP)
why are tendies so obsessed about what people do with their devices?
>tendies spamming pics of people getting banned and/or arrested
>tendies reposting pics of cfw running to spur nigtendo into action
not sure what's more pathetic

Homebrew may save all those bricked consoles. With root access you can just undo Nintendo's hardware locks

ARGH UUUUUUUUAGARHG URG UUUUUUURGH UGH URGH *farts*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Remember you're in a PC vegan echochamber here and on /r/GCJ.

>>713173670
Oh now looks fine, still fake though, sadly

>>713172007
>Tendie mods ban popular games for not being Nintendo

>>713173713
Because they can't do anything with their own devices. They can play exactly
ONE
GAME
right now and are feeling the Fox pining for the grapes. Fucking Steamies and their grapes, they probably suck anyway, back to playing Breath of the Wild at a lower resolution than the deck can.

>>713173798
>PC vegan echochamber here and on /r/GCJ.
What are you posting on? IPhone?

>>713173798
you only have mario kart world which people are already dropping and going back to 8 because of the rubbish connected courses

>>713173798
>SHUT IT DOWN
Why being so cocky about numbers when your jannies ban popular games?

>>713173298
Bet that more than 50% of Switch 1 sales were from China too, specially because how easy it was to pirate games on the system.
Keep seething tranny tendie >>713173482

>>713173701
>Sold my Deck OLED because Legion Go 2
NTA can't wait.
It's gonna be lit. I was thinking of splurging for a deck but if Lenovo beats them to the punch then I have no reason to buy one.

That's what's great about the PC market: There's competition, if someone doesn't give me what I want when I want it, someone else will. I'm sure nintendo can deliver at least the same level of quality.

> That's what's great about the PC market: There's competition
I'm vegan btw.

>>713174139
eric won

>>713172007
Handheld PCs are a new and niche market. What's motivating this comparison anyway? You may as well be comparing switch 2 sales to alienware laptops.

>>713173259
Good luck with that. As another anon said, the Switch 2 has caught up to 3 years of 'eck sales in 3 days. Cope and seethe. I hope someone reads your novel. Not me though.

>>713173870
You can play switch 1 games too thoughbeit

>>713173798
I don't visit GCJ, so why do you keep bringing up your home board, reddit shithead?

>MUH SALES THO
Meanwhile: Your console is already breaking. It's been less than three weeks

Great news. Can't wait to play all Switch 2 games(1 game) on my PC in addition to every other game ever made in 8K/180FPS.

>VVVRRRRRRRRR [image of PC chad anal-voring your bing bing wahoo baby games

>>713174176
>THERE ARE BILLIONS OF US PC GAMERS GOING TO KILL CONSOLES
>Steam PC machines and Steam Deck and Steam VR are failed in sales
You concession is on the record now, PC mustard vegan fanboy race.

>>713174292
What a coincidence, so can I :^)

>>713174424
Not with hdr and not splatoon lol

>>713173259
i like how the deck is a literal tranny in that pic

>>713174268
You retards never bring up the fact that the switch was never meant to be mass produced, and when it was released it was a much more niche market with less competition.

Cant wait for the 4-5 (total) new tendie games I can emulate on my pc, kek.

>>713173482
>Trannies clocked a meme that would get them yet more attention online from seething obsessives such as yourself
If I found myself in the habit of saving pictures of trannies on my PC or laptop for whatever reason I would definitely consider ending my own life lol.

>>713174424
even my chinkheld retroid flip 2 can

>>713174176
Angry and stupid tendies who are now aware they bought yet another defective product.

>>713174364
>>713174139
You got scammed by Shittendo and will be spending $100 within the year to fix your mass delusion brick. This is a fact. Your one and only argument why this is okay is "Lot's of other retards got scammed with me!"

By the time you get a working system, you would have spent more than I did buying a working system once.

>>713172018
> Tendies accusing others of being trannies

Bro just stop. There are gallons of evidence piled against you ahis point

>>713174459
I said the Switch 2, not the Switch. Address the Switch 2 already catching up to 3 years of 'eck sales in 3 days. The 'eck is meant to be the Switch 2's competition. It just got RAPED.

>>713174447
>Not with hdr
Why do you say that, nintendolt?
My laptop has HDR

>>713174364
Shittendo nigger retards are SO STUPID they don't realize most people play steam games on the go with their laptops. The Deck is a niche market for a tiny amount of people who don't have a laptop.

Anyway how are your $80 plastic dildos holding on?

can't wait for yuzu2 in 5 months

>>713174549
Intel literally sold oxidized broken CPUs for a period of 4 years. Don't talk about Nintendo lmfao. The "fix" was underclocking the voltage in the BIOS but the actual damage is permanant and there are thousands of broken Intel CPUs on a death spiral. Cute reply, though. Your inner /r/PCMR ass hair got twisted and made you seethe. Maybe your very own overpriced PC is ready to die this hour, oh wouldn't we be lucky if it did. How much are PC handhelds like the Deck worth, 650 dollars? Yikes...

>>713174176
>What's motivating this comparison anyway?
Genuine untreated mental illness.

>>713174364
>"requires" 8 cores
Still going to run much better on a 6 core CPU than on Switch 2, this is obvious to anyone not terminally delusional.
>Steam PC machines and Steam Deck and Steam VR are failed in sales
It's funny how consistently nintenbots don't understand sales and markets at all.

>>713174668
>Address the Switch 2 already catching up to 3 years of 'eck sales in 3 days.
We don't need to buy the deck to play PC games. Nintendiggers are so retarded they think you can only play PC games on a Steam Deck.

We aren't niggers who buy inferior mass-produced hardware that's starting to fail, so we can play steam games on literally any computer that turns on.

Meanwhile you're proud you pissed $500 away on a brick you'll have to spend $200 fixing in a year or buy $100 joycons every six months the rest of its life because lots of other people are retards like you too
hahah
HAHAHAHAHA

>>713172428
Nintendo patented diapers.

>>713174857
>MUH SHITTEL
Good thing I'm team red. What are you? Oh right, team buck-broken retard who can only buy a shitty brick that breaks HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>713174857
>thinks he knows shit about PCs
>brings up Intel
LOOOOOL
Intel was a sinking ship even before all of that happened. They overclocked their CPUs to keep up with AMD. You can fix them by underclocking.

How do you fix stick drift tendie? oh right, throwing it in the fucking garbage and asking daddy for $100.

Nintendo kNights..

We...

are losing..
SOUND THE RETREAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Hp1LW08Yc

>>713172428
Nintentoddler being arrested by the XBOXFORCE.

>>713174727
>My laptop has HDR
Lmao retard

>>713174857
>How much are PC handhelds like the Deck worth, 650 dollars? Yikes...
The deck didn't use that generation of CPU you brain damaged retard. You're so fucking delusional and high on whatever fumes come out of the Labo box that you think all PCs were required to use Intel CPUs or that the generation affected was even a common one at all (it wasn't)

>>713175292
>>713175153
>Intel doesn't matter
>Stop TALKING ABOUT INTEL SELLING BROKEN CPUs FOR A PERIOD OF FOUR YEARS
Isn't 60% of the Steam userbase on Intel CPUs? Why is it that, consistently mind you, PC fanboys of /r/GCJ and /v era/ are a bunch of echochamber losers who believe their own lies? The vast majority of PC gaming hub is done on Steam and their audience hardware survey has a predominant Intel landscape.

Vegan. Bald. PC fanboy time!

This hack will fail just like all the others. Haha you are going to be permanently locked out of nintendo IPs. It's like a natural filter.

>>713175459
>Lmao retard
kek, poorfag.
>Y-You bought a $2000 laptop to play bideo games :^(
Wrong, my JOB bought ME a $2000 laptop so I can work from home. Now I can play HDR games at 4K.

What about you? Oh right you're a poor dipshit who doesn't have a job KEKAROOOOOOO

>>713172007

>>713174668
>The 'eck is meant to be the Switch 2's competition
where are you getting this retardation from? the deck came out before the switch 2 and they both to pivot to different demographics
valve intended the steam deck to be a luxury item for people who are autistic about PC gaming and naturally that wont appeal to every faggot on the market

>>713175707
kek

>>713175543
>sn't 60% of the Steam userbase on Intel CPUs?
Wow you retard. Those are OLDER Intel CPUs, AMD CPUs dominate the modern PC space.
Kek, Tendie, Diaper, Nintendo shithead time!

>>713175707
>now you remember nickelodeon smash exists and even got a sequel
bro, this image aged like milk
it's sad because the nick smash devs seemed really passionate and clearly admired sakurai

>>713175543
>Stop TALKING ABOUT INTEL SELLING BROKEN CPUs FOR A PERIOD OF FOUR YEARS
Because no one bought them you tech-illiterate tendie retard lmao.
The most popular CPU on new PCs are AMD. Fact. They were even when Intel old those chips.

Furthermore YOU THOUGHT THE STEAM DECK USED THAT GENERATION INTEL. Ask your dad what words mean before you type them, little boy. Tendies are so fucking stupid.

>>713175543
>FOUR YEARS
Oh my sweet summer child

>>713176060
Another mind broken steamie

>>713176060
based ranjeet esl owning the tendie chuds

>>713175543
>A single generation from a single factory of Intel failures (All replaced on Intel's dime) that nobody bought

vs

>Every switch 2 coming out with stick drift from the factory
KEKAROOOO
Bald, Tyrones cum in mouth, diaper, Nintendo Fanboy time!

>>713171886 (OP)
thats in switch mode, isn't it? who cares?

>>713176158
>>713176154
>I-I'M GETTING RAPED BY THE PC CHUDS
>C-Call him a ranjeet!!!!!
You lost and got raped hahahah

>>713172094

>>713175882
>>713176167
>>713176081
Thanks for conceding two factors: Intel is the predominant CPU brand on Steam hardware surveys and that Intel knowingly sold oxidized broken CPUs for a period of at least 4 years. Carry on with veganism tribal PC fanboy behavior.

>>713173218
it’s not pirateCHADs and cleveland steamies
it’s snoys and ‘jeets

>>713176416
>Concede
Thanks for conceding that Nintendo niggers are tech illiterate losers with no jobs.
What about you? Oh right you're making fanfiction in your head, I accept your mentally ill cope as a surrender. Drop and give me twenty.

>>713176465
Why did Steam Deck get raped in sales by the Switch in 4 days if everyone on the PC is rich like you? Do you have a Reddit /r/GCJ tattoo of Gabe Newell on your arm, PC fanboy warring vegan?

>>713176416
>Loses
>T-thanks for conceding
Mentally ill Nintendniggers are again, so braindamaged they think that PC is REQUIRED to use Intel chips of that generation (no one did, it was raped by Intel on price and performance) because they're so used to being raped by Nintendo they think using broken shit is a requirement.

I accept your concession

>>713171886 (OP)
Maybe the FBI should actually do something because Nintendo's new Donkey Kong game is getting a lot of pedophiles excited if you haven't noticed.

>>713176540
>Why did Steam Deck get raped in sales by the Switch
Brain-broken tendie is so flustered he mistyped what plastic brick he's trying to shill for.

KEKAROOOOOOOO

Average /r/GCJ PC gaming fanboy moment >>713176645
>>713176715

>>713176540
>Why did Steam Deck get raped in sales by the Switch in 4 days if everyone on the PC is rich like you?
We have Laptops >>713175671
The Deck is a niche product.

>>713172728
link?

>>713176762
>Starting to mass quote and whine about shit happening on his home on reddit
KEKAROOOOOOO

>>713176762
Why the fuck did you quote me, raped retard? This isn't Fanboyism, it is a fact that no one bought that Intel chip and AMD has been leading new PCs for over a decade.

Meanwhile you can't stop talking about Reddit, thanks for conceding Nintendo is the Reddit console

>>713172428
The white male in his natural state

>>713171886 (OP)
That could just be drawing to the screen like that other exploit

>>713176762
>>713176416
>>713175543
>>713174364
Tendies got fucking destroyed this thread and I don't even know why: Shouldn't you be happy that people figured out how to get Homebrew going on your console?

Tendies are literally so brain raped that they hear about someone going through the work to give them free games and screech "I CAN'T BELIEVE THE PC VEGANS ARE DOING THIS TO US!!!!!!"

>>713176978
Kill yourself tranny

>>713177062
Considering it's a whole boot process: It would be a really stupid thing to fake because examining the output is going to reveal that it's fake.

>>713177115
>Kill yourself tranny

Not my problem.

>>713173205
You're gettin' cocky Mario...

>>713177158
>BING BING, WAHO-*PFPRRRRBRBFBFBFBRBFBFBT*

>>713172428
The consequences of giving your kid Nintendo consoles.

>>713177158
>fucking steamie vegans hacked my console again...
>*shits his diaper twice*

>>713177194
>>713173205
>
Don't you DARE Give me free games on my Nintendo console!!!!

>>713173378
>Tendlet niggers still seething this hard

>>713173059
>wrinkled flag
this always triggers me. Even if its a non-lgbt flag, why the fuck don't people atleast iron their flags

>>713175007
>We don't need to buy the deck to play PC games.
I know this is going to be shocking to a retard like you, but when you say "deck is better than switch (2)" you're not talking about PC gaming as a whole, you're talking about the deck.

>>713173378

>>713173059
>couldnt even bother to iron out their fascist flag
thats the thing that ick'd me the most

>>713177158
>>713177223
>>713177246
You're not fooling anyone troon. You are a man and your skin is as brown as the inside of your diaper.
Fuck you.

what do you posters get out of baiting eachother?
is this like ERP but for trolls?

>>713176685
Joe and Hunter Biden play Nintendo??

>Steam Deck failed
>Steam Machines failed
>Steam VR failed
>Intel CPUs exploding and dying
It's /r/GCJ /v era/ PC fanboy time!

>>713177515
Notice how it's some TEMU flag too?

>>713172728
So Snoys are projecting. Makes sense.

>You're not fooling anyone troon. You are a man and your skin is as brown as the inside of your diaper.
>Fuck you.

>>713177616
When you mock white cringecels on /v/ the replies you get back aren't bait, they're actually triggered

>>713176978
>Sex: None

>>713177670
but is it just bait, just fun, or do y’all actually believe what y’all post?

>>713177158
He's actually one of you lol

>>713177616
I like watching tendies get shit on.

>>713176685
>Maybe the druglords should actually do something because FBI's new Fentanyl is getting a lot of druggies excited if you haven't noticed.

>>713177767
I believe what I post because the overwhelming majority of pedophiles are white males.
It's like saying how most violent crimes are done by black males. These are both just indisputable facts.

>>713174176
>Handheld PCs are a new and niche market
Handheld PCs have been a million selling market since the 90s.

>>713177767
I think it's fun, my part ended here >>713175671
Then some tendoid got triggered by the "PC Vegans" because he knows his machine sucks.

>>713172018
>>713172007
>dat instant seethe
KEKKYPOW

>>713177158
i genuinely haven't shit in two weeks

>>713173259
I can just install steamlink or whatever the fuck remote play software on my phone/tablet and do basically the same thing a steam deck does, with the benefit of not burning my hands in the process
I can not play mario kart world on my phone

switch is objectively a more useful piece of hardware than the sneed deck

>>713171886 (OP)
Why is it so flat?

P.C. Vegan was added to his crybaby filter list so you gotta work around it to let him know what a sad /r/GCJ brand lifestyle fanboy he is for Valve and his echochamber of proud vegans mustard race.

>>713177902
Laptops aren't handheld unless you're talking shit like palmtops
That's why it's called a LAP TOP

>>713177616
It’s fun

>>713175410
Based.

>>713177940
>I can not play mario kart world on my phone
Why would you want to? So you can drive around an empty desert with nothing in it?

>>713177962
Why is this redditor still babbling to himself about his home board?

>P.C. Vegan was added to his crybaby filter list so you gotta work around it to let him know what a sad /r/GCJ brand lifestyle fanboy he is for Valve and his echochamber of proud vegans mustard race.

>>713177828
you’re being baited
maybe I am too, I don’t know
>>713177861
you’re retarded

I think I might buy a steam deck. Emulators alone would make it a good TV box. That was one of the draws of the switch. Can plug and play or on the go.
Does steam deck play PS2 games? If so, then I might even shoot for a 1tb SSD upgrade.

>>713178061
>you’re being baited
No, he's genuinely extremely pissed off. He actually reported one of my posts because he's that ass-annihilated.

>>713178054
Next thread it's gonna say how PC and Nintendo were always bros.

>>713177158
uh oh, stinky!

>>713178061
And what's your cope explanation for those statistics?

>>713178102
OKay but consider this;

Lenovo Go 2 later this year. If you're interested in the emulator aspect, you can get a bunch of HDMI-out handhelds that do nothing but act as an Emulator machine for everything before the 360 generation.

Now, I'm not saying that is your use case, but think about it first before just buying a Steam Deck.

what causes autistic manchild rage as expressed by >713177962? why isn't he playing his beloved shitch instead of seething on /v/ about superior platforms? the cognitive dissonance is simply too strong for it to be just a casual episode

>>713178231
only white people know how to use computers well enough to get the darkweb honeypots, the subhumans just rape their cousins and nieces

>>713172018
You will never be the son your dad could be proud of. =P

>>713171886 (OP)
based
now i can buy a switch 2

>>713178303
NTA but I'm a pilot, what are you? Right, playing children's games in public.

>>713178102
you can even emulate ps3 and switch games on the deck.
not all of them run perfectly, some definitely better than others
examples: demon souls runs very well on rpcs3
mgs4 has issues even on desktop, i would avoid it
botw works really well on cemu, but it consumes battery like crazy
legends of arceus runs at full speed

>>713178341
Okay, Quentin

>>713178303
wew LAD, you're actually seething lmao

>>713178231
it may be real
I’d need a source
anyways, I know I’m not a pedophile
but some animals give me boners

>>713178319
If they make Dawn Porn games for the Switch 2 I'll buy it.

>>713178291
>SARR

>>713172007

>>713178341
yeah, you sit in a 'cockpit' alright

>>713178376
Quentin was a gentleman and a scholar.

>>713178393
FBI Crime Statistics

>>713171886 (OP)
Do i buy now or its too late

>>713172007
>tendie shamedeleted xis own post
lol
stay out of the kitchen if you can't take the heat sweety

>>713173218
Reminds me of Nintendo fans refusing to play xenoblade X and switch 2 when they launched and would rather post about their boyfriends in famitsu sales threads.

>>713177527
>impotent tendie manchild calling anyone who disagrees with him a tranny
funniest joke of the week

>>713178416
I don't know what that's even supposed to prove in the context of me posting an explanation for American crime statistics. Also third world countries don't even investigate that shit, and chinks just get disappeared to an organ harvesting camp if they even think about looking at regular porn

>>713178427
Meanwhile you sit in a ballpit.
Dodging the FBI.

>>713178492
link?
or are you afraid for someone to dissect your sources?

>>713177158
Do tendies really

>>713178567
Are you going to pretend H1B visa hires aren't almost exclusively Indians and that Indians are all over IT?

>promoting illegal content
The fuck are you doing jannies

>>713178517
It just fucking launched and this is a proof of concept, give it a week before trying to find a scalper copy on Ebay.

>>713178587
If you think it's fake go find the real statistics from FBI the gov and prove me wrong.

>>713178256
I will look into it thanks for the suggestion.
>>713178368
Oh. Nice. I am going to do some research. A good emubox is just what the doctor ordered.

>>713177657
Wheres the psp go? I see the charger

>>713178674
>homebrew is illegal
*SNIFF* NINTENDO...
KILL THIS JANNY

>>713171886 (OP)
On it anon. Just need you name, social, bank account, and how many dicks you've sucked today.

>>713178747
>he won't post it
concession accepted on that other anon's behalf

>>713178674
I don’t know what kind of ahithole you live in, but in first world countries, modding is legal

>>713177158
this was that pedo right? I

>>713178684
>scalper
I can find that shit on walmart

>>713178784
https://www.ussc.gov/sites/default/files/pdf/research-and-publications/quick-facts/Sexual_Abuse_FY21.pdf
What's the matter? I thought you said it was fake.

>>713178660
I still fail to see your point. are you suggesting the IT jeetshitters actually know anything about computers?

>>713178852
Yes, otherwise the free market wouldn't tolerate them in IT jobs. Are you jewish? You sure like to play jewish mindgames.

>>713172094
It's been weeks and I still think about this. 3DS ruined an entire generation of adolescents.

>>713173059
>DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER
That's the most pathetic thing my eyeballs have read in 5 minutes

>>713178842
maybe you should look at what those statistics actually say
>84.6% of statutory rape offenders were native american
heyahoyas got some splainin to do

>>713172428
>>713172094
The Nintendo logo is photoshopped in but funny regardless

>>713179040
>74.6% of offenders in cases involving production of child pornography were White.
I guess child porn is based now that orange man is in office and sucking jewish cock

Nintendo are the only ones left making great games and you assholes would rather try and find ways to steal them rather than support the devs

>>713178901
>doubling down in an effort to pretend he was trolling from the start
just disappear lmao you're anonymous

>>713177158
This freak was gonna stick his poopoo diaper dick in an underage girl's vahoohoo

>>713179139
Keep seething pedo. You're second after the jews

>>713177929
quit doing opiates

I wouldn't buy a switch 2 even if I could buy one pre-hacked. imagine playing tendieslop any time after the 00s at latest

>>713179189
taking out the jews will already eradicate the vast majority of the pesos already

>>713171886 (OP)
>pay $500 for bing bing wahoo device with weak specs
>jailbreak it
Why? You can literally get better handheld devices that come with steamos or windows for around the same price and the specs are way better lmao

>>713179552
dios mio...

>>713178256
Ok. The Lenovo go 2 looks pretty sweet. I need to find some comparison vids. Thanks for bringing it to my attention.

>>713176006
That company has the guy who made Iji and a slew of other indie games as their main dev.
Its sad how they got fucked by the publisher.

>>713179120
>groid has no grasp of per capita
as expected
also whites are the only ones with enough foresight to profit off of their evil and not just enjoy the moment. other races make up the majority of child sexual abuse

>>713171886 (OP)
I'm actually hyperdilating right now, please do something @NINTENDOUSA

>>713179609
can you play mario kart world on those?

>>713176356
brozime?

>>713179120
>list statistic with obvious Jewish meddling
>mentions sucking Jewish cock
KEK. fucking retard. jews aren't white thus your statistic is retarded

>>713172949
>attributed his sick need to shit on children and have poopy sex with them on his parents getting him a 3DS
i agree with him
it all starts with tendo

>>713171886 (OP)
>>713179778
>obviously fake video
Total snoy meltdown.

>>713171886 (OP)
Then snoys wonder why they got voted the worst fanbase several times, do you notice nobody else does this?

>>713176978
>that beard and brow
thats a Chechen

>>713172690
You can run videos inside the built-in gallery, baka.

>>713173059
>3d printing a pink gun to an hero

>>713171886 (OP)
so when can we emulate

>>713171886 (OP)
>265 posts in
>no one has posted any source to the video in OP
>nor has anyone posted any information or images related to the hack in said video
Kill everyone in this thread.

>>713171886 (OP)
nice ai video

>>713171886 (OP)
I get that all the shaking is so nobody can claim Photoshop but it doesn't make it any less infuriating to watch.

>>713173713
>>tendies reposting pics of cfw running to spur nigtendo into action
into action.... on what grounds?
you're allowed to do whatever you want with your own hardware that you paid for and own

>>713180691

The thread was always intended to be the snoytranny meltdown containment thread, that's why all twelve of the remaining snoys on /v/ are here furiously seetheposting as fast as the timer will let them.

>>713172690
lmao retard

tendies did it again lol

>>713173670
fake as fuck notice he doesn't move the stick to show icon highlight because it would play the next video file

>>713171886 (OP)
You got raped and lost Eric.

>>713180009
It's the same source as the 13/55 statistic.
I guess jews are trying to keep the nigger down now too?
Am I supposed to stop nooticing that most trannies are pedos and white too?

>>713179723
White men make up 35% of the US population yet account for 74.6% of child porn production.
>groid
lol you wish

>>713181443
Keep coping lmao

>>713181870
uh....

>>713181906
kek you would need single digit iq to believe is real lmao

>>713171886 (OP)
If gbatemp isnt talking about this shit fake... and bluenx was fake to begin with

>>713172018
Troons trying to call other people troons. Faggots are so deceptive.

>>713171886 (OP)
Why is the cameraman shaking like he has Parkinson?

>>713172007
>MY CULT HAS MORE LOYAL MEMBERS!
Wow, epicly owned, bro.

>>713171886 (OP)
Now if only there were any games that I want to play on it.

>>713171886 (OP)
>upload video on youtube
>open youtube app on switch 2
shit's so easy to fake

>>713177442
have you ever seen one of those flags? cheap plastic shit, I bet it'll melt real good onto your iron if you fuck up, and not a single troon has the balls to rise up to the challenge

>>713172094
>goes to do scatplay with womens daughter
>already being investigated for owning CP
What was he thinking?

>>713173259
Holy crap I can't believe the Steam Deck KILLED the Switch!
Still enjoying my Switch 2 however

>>713172279
I love how every console generations you faggots post the same exact seethe like it wont inevitably be emulated

>>713181443
>it would play the next video file
What would play it? The Switch 2? Wouldn't getting a Switch 2 to play random videos be a big deal? Fucking lmao.

>>713174139
my next gpu will be intel, fuck these price-gouging assholes, theyre basically robbing you at this point

>>713185817
Goysumer retards like tendies don't really understand what happens when you exit outside the locked down system boundaries with tinkering, they think it just suddenly makes their device work like android phone or something.

>>713177929
I cut my beard back down to glorified stubble at the back end of last week and immediately came down with a sore throat and runny nose. Since then I've been pretty bloated and haven't had much in the way of bowel movements, though a few hours ago I had a damn good shit. Pretty solid and plenty of it.

the only reason I'm thinking of buying a switch 2 now is to get it before they patch this kind of stuff

>>713186225
Joke's on you, they made sure early system only had 2 hours battery life to counteract doing this.

>>713172336
Underrated.

>>713185851
My next GPU will be onboard laptop shit. Fuck new games.

>>713173298
>this is why the steam deck won't ever leave the "top seller" list
Huh...

>>713186386
I'm going to leave mine permadocked anyways.

>>713186739
Explain

>>713173107
This seems to be the biggest issue. So far the only thing listing "BlueNX" is one fucking YT video, so the whole thing is fake until proven otherwise.

Though it is funny how many tendies seem to be upset if such a thing could be true. Seeing corporate sycophants arrive via the tourist influx is one of the sadder things in the descent of the board and site as a whole.

MAY YOU ALL GET CAUGHT
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>713179025
God is dead and we killed her

>>713178486
He was cringe and he shot up his school

>>713186941
Hairline status?

>>713173059
heh

>>713177657
Nope, the dude admitted he got into CP because of his 3DS

>>713179025
This is vee so you're probably not aware, but that's a quote from a video game. Specifically, it's from an obscure indie game called "Portal 2".

>>713184478
Put a towel on top of it then iron the towel.

>>713171886 (OP)
JANNIES

ARREST THE OP

>>713173059
What offends me most is the unironed flag. All that shit, no iron.

>>713179025
the newfaggotry and tourist influx is as such that they can't recognize the reference. You're making me angry because now I remember the blissful days before everything devolved into screaming about troons, reddit, and reddit troons.

>ctrl + F "vegan" 13 results
Great another word to filter

>>713179025
It's from Portal 2, ie the most reddit video game of all time.

>>713171886 (OP)
>people will fall for this fake shit

>>713188534
Look at this whole thread.

Monkeys are chimping out! Looking forward to the next 8 years of Nintendo Derangement Syndrome.

delete this thread

>>713172949
It was a plain red shirt he was wearing, is all.

>>713172094
@grok is this real

>>713171886 (OP)
>zero interaction with the UI once it pops up
Holy kek

>>713173123
>>713173295
That's a steam tranny
Keep coping

>>713190115
>>zero interaction with the UI once it pops up
this is at least a better point made than rest of tendies just saying that it's "fake" in this thread
like how tf do they even know that

>>713175836
Then why are you constantly comparing them tranny?
You change see them as competitors

>>713172728
Didn't he dox stonetoss?

>>713173259
There is no reason to get a steam deck if you already own a pc
It doesn't have any exclusive games. It's also too big to serve as a proper portable system.
I'll stick to PC and Nintendo switch. At least the switch will have exclusives.

>>713190496
The diaperfag? I dunno, that was a while ago now. I think it was for sure trantifa that did it so maybe. Stonetoss doxed himself by oversharing, let's be real.

>>713171886 (OP)
nice camerawork.

>>713190496
He'd rather shit himself in front of a who he thinks is a preteeminor than ever get to experience a switch 2.

>>713173059
Why do these freaks want to be women but can't understand how to use a fucking iron to get the creases out of their globohomo flag?

>>713171886 (OP)
wow the Switch 2 is way thinner than I realized

>>713191320
Flattening them with a rolling pin is the confirmed Switch 2 homebrew meta.

>literal faggot coded
kek

>>713171886 (OP)
Is that AI? Why is the Switch so flat?

bros a mentally ill person just picked up YOUR favorite hobby. upset yet??