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Anonymous No.713180641 [Report] >>713180756 >>713181605 >>713181823 >>713181883 >>713185425 >>713187887 >>713187969 >>713188508 >>713191486 >>713194478 >>713194931 >>713197507 >>713198220
Imagine the smell.
Anonymous No.713180756 [Report] >>713180893 >>713181437 >>713185885
>>713180641 (OP)
It really is just a poop swamp isnt it
Anonymous No.713180893 [Report] >>713181686 >>713181721 >>713183829
>>713180756
what do they eat to create so much poop?
Anonymous No.713181437 [Report]
>>713180756
Quelaag and Quelaag's sister's poop mixed together.
Anonymous No.713181605 [Report] >>713181768 >>713190156
>>713180641 (OP)
how is there still that much fucking poop coming out of the anor londo sewers? everyone's either dead or fled thousands of years ago. Is that all straight out of Gwynevere?
Anonymous No.713181686 [Report]
>>713180893
humans
Anonymous No.713181721 [Report]
>>713180893
curry
Anonymous No.713181768 [Report] >>713181862 >>713183171
>>713181605
Have you seen the size of that bitch?
Yes. It's all her.
Anonymous No.713181823 [Report]
>>713180641 (OP)
It probably just smells like India
Anonymous No.713181834 [Report]
>hollow soldier shield
>drakesword
ishygddt
Anonymous No.713181862 [Report]
>>713181768
Hot.
Anonymous No.713181883 [Report] >>713182146 >>713185369
>>713180641 (OP)
I find it very hot to imagine how uncomfortable and painful it is for my character to traverse blight town and how he can't do anything about it because I am in full control and he has to endure the awful rotten stench and pain from the poison coursing trough his veins.
I often cum while going to blight town in the game.
Anonymous No.713182132 [Report] >>713187830
Sometimes, in blight town, I like to headcanon how when my character gets hit to the floor like by the barbarian enemies, all the disgusting muddy swamp water gets all over his face, drenches his clothes and runs into his mouth and he is forced to swallow it or how the stench of the swamp makes him vomit. It always gets me really hard.
Anonymous No.713182146 [Report] >>713182594
>>713181883
sorry to burst your bubble but your guy in dark souls is a literal rotting zombie so he probably doesn't care
Anonymous No.713182594 [Report]
>>713182146
What if I pop a humanity before hittimng the swamp?
Anonymous No.713183171 [Report] >>713185504
>>713181768
guess she should have been called the ceaseless discharge then.
Anonymous No.713183829 [Report] >>713184739
>>713180893
Dung pies
Anonymous No.713184739 [Report] >>713187758 >>713193160
>>713183829
How are dung pies made?
Anonymous No.713185369 [Report] >>713185470
>>713181883
they get used to it, Blighttown would realistically be the place where you'd spend most of your time if you were actually in the game. once you get the rhythm down it's an insanely easy grinding zone with heaps of materials for regular and magical crafting.
Anonymous No.713185425 [Report]
>>713180641 (OP)
Is this low/broken graphics or did DS1 always look this bad?
Anonymous No.713185470 [Report]
>>713185369
>Blighttown would realistically be the place where you'd spend most of your time if you were actually in the game.
I'd hang out with the cat and the butterfly
Anonymous No.713185504 [Report] >>713185807 >>713185992 >>713187016
>>713183171
Imagine losing to the hollows in Blight Town and as a punishment, your character gets trapped by them and forcefed dung pies until his belly is all bloated and he vomits all over the ground, but then, he keeps getting more dung pies force fed and he keeps vomiting over and over again.
It would make me so hard.
Anonymous No.713185807 [Report]
>>713185504
you being (here) is not a great start to my weekend, brother.
Anonymous No.713185885 [Report] >>713187523
>>713180756
being the lowest part of Lordran I'd assume that's the poop of all the kingdom combined
Anonymous No.713185992 [Report]
>>713185504
zank you fo playeng my game.
Anonymous No.713187016 [Report] >>713187181
>>713185504
I
KNOW
WHO
YOU
ARE
Anonymous No.713187138 [Report] >>713193009
*Fwutt*
Anonymous No.713187181 [Report] >>713187668
>>713187016
Who am I?
Anonymous No.713187303 [Report]
wtf is this thread
Anonymous No.713187523 [Report] >>713187843
>>713185885
Everyone is hollow.
Do hollows even poop?
Anonymous No.713187668 [Report]
>>713187181
THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER
THE BERSERK BOOTY BOMB BANQUETER
THE CRAZED CACA CONSUMER
THE DASTARDLY DOODOO DEVOURER
THE EVIL EXCREMENT ENJOYER
THE FEAKY FECAL FEASTER
THE GARISH GUANO GOBBLER
THE HELLISH HOT-SLOPPY HOARDER
THE INFAMOUS ICKY-SLICKY INGESTER
THE MAD MANURE MUNCHER
THE NEFARIOUS NUMBER-TWO NIBBLER
(LAUGH+COMPOSING HIMSELF)
THE PESKY POOPOO PLUNDERER
THE SICKLY SHIT SNACKER
THE TRICKY TURD TASTER
THE WORRISOME WASTE WOMPER
SIR GIDEON OFNIR THE ALL KNOWING
THE REPUGNANT RECTUM ROBBER
THE LECHEROUS LOWDOWN LUNCHER
AND ONE OTHER WHOM GRACE WOULD AGAIN BLESS
THE HORRIBLE POO SLURPER
THE SKANKY SCAT SNATCHER
THE DEPLORABLE DUMP DIGESTER
Anonymous No.713187758 [Report]
>>713184739
Eating dung pies
Anonymous No.713187830 [Report]
>>713182132
:/
Anonymous No.713187843 [Report] >>713187930
>>713187523
The fat ones in Blighttown drop literal shit.
So either it’s coming from them or they just carry poop they found for no reason.
Anonymous No.713187887 [Report] >>713188079
>>713180641 (OP)
How many diseases would you contract standing and rolling in that sludge. Is he vaccinated?
Anonymous No.713187930 [Report]
>>713187843
>they just carry poop they found for no reason.
This sounds very reasonable for them.
Anonymous No.713187969 [Report]
>>713180641 (OP)
i like to imagine the smell of sweaty hairy cock and balls because it arouses me and makes me want to suck cock
Anonymous No.713188079 [Report]
>>713187887
You vill eat zee moss
Anonymous No.713188234 [Report] >>713188615 >>713191672 >>713192835 >>713198771
Oh-oh, here she comes
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up
Anonymous No.713188254 [Report]
I memorized all the places in upper blighttown where you could jump between platforms and invaded people there. I was that guy. I'm not sorry
Anonymous No.713188508 [Report]
>>713180641 (OP)
what a comfy rpg should i play it on my switch 2
Anonymous No.713188615 [Report] >>713189317
>>713188234
hot
Anonymous No.713189227 [Report] >>713189707
Everyone just assumes that Laurentius OF THE GREAT SWAMP couldn't handle Blighttown and went hollow, but what if he actually found Quelana and she used Undead Rapport to mind control him? She's the only source of the pyromancy in the game and it's item description says it's her spell, so she clearly made it, had reason to do so, and has used it before.
What's Quelana's real angle? She claims that her sisters are suffering, but all other dialogue about them and from them suggests they are genuinely happy with their warped forms.
Anonymous No.713189317 [Report]
>>713188615
red hot!
Anonymous No.713189707 [Report] >>713190014 >>713190229
>>713189227
Is picrel happy?
Anonymous No.713190014 [Report]
>>713189707
if not, I can fix her.
Anonymous No.713190156 [Report]
>>713181605
Seethe The Scaleless
Anonymous No.713190229 [Report] >>713190893 >>713191112 >>713191113
>>713189707
It's pretty clear she isn't suffering herself. Her suffering comes from the fear that the eggs have died. She's worried for the next generation of parasitic life.
When you fight Quelaag, one of her attacks includes an animation of her hugging her spider half. I'll have to go through the item descriptions again, but from what I gathered, they voluntarily joined with parasites. It wasn't something forced on them.
Anonymous No.713190893 [Report] >>713191113
>>713190229
This is so obviously wrong I'm struggling to believe it's not just an ai generated engagement bait post.
Anonymous No.713191112 [Report] >>713192429
>>713190229
>she isn't suffering herself

>Is blind and immobile
>Barely has the strength to speak
>Only companion is a gay slave

Also weren't the demons and Quelaag/Quelana's deformities the result of the Witch failing to use the chaos flame?
Anonymous No.713191113 [Report]
>>713190229
>they voluntarily joined with parasites
Yes, but the "they" here are the humans of blighttown, not the chaos sisters. The sisters are fine with their demonic halves, like you said.
Queelan pulled out an Astraea and tried to purify the inhabitants of blighttown, which is what made her sick. Her sacrifice and compassion made them embrace her eggs to lessen her suffering.
>>713190893
Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.713191314 [Report] >>713191952
Blight town was comfy and my favorite part of the game
Anonymous No.713191486 [Report]
>>713180641 (OP)
This mf is unironically using the evil eye ring and drake sword LMAO.
Also nice "Force" there faggot, gonna gently push those mosquitos to death?
Anonymous No.713191672 [Report] >>713194362 >>713194917
>>713188234
>tags: digestion disposal post_vore_weight_gain
Anonymous No.713191952 [Report]
>>713191314
This.
I blew many loads into my pants without even touching my dick while traversing Blight Town in this game. It was that hot.
The stench, the poison, the muddy, diseased swamp water, everything was perfect.
Anonymous No.713192429 [Report]
>>713191112
>Also weren't the demons and Quelaag/Quelana's deformities the result of the Witch failing to use the chaos flame?
yes, the other guy is retarded
Anonymous No.713192835 [Report]
>>713188234
oh nooo dont beat me up ha ha ha dont suck my dick
Anonymous No.713193009 [Report]
>>713187138
not the booster aaa
Anonymous No.713193160 [Report] >>713193419
>>713184739
With poop. They eat poop so they can poop to make more poop to eat. The residents of blight town singlehandedly found the solution to world hunger. Just eat poop.
Anonymous No.713193419 [Report]
>>713193160
That makes me so horny.
I wish I was trapped in Blight Town.

>They eat poop so they can poop to make more poop to eat.
Also vomit. They eat shit to produce vomit to eat the vomit to make more vomit.
Anonymous No.713194362 [Report] >>713198479
>>713191672
>post_vore_weight_gain
my man
Anonymous No.713194478 [Report] >>713194565
>>713180641 (OP)
Last good souls game
Anonymous No.713194565 [Report] >>713194731 >>713194940
>>713194478
What a shitty. I hate you "people"
Anonymous No.713194731 [Report]
>>713194565
Huh?
Anonymous No.713194917 [Report] >>713198479
>>713191672
>bitches getting fat from vore
yep that’s the good stuff
Anonymous No.713194931 [Report]
>>713180641 (OP)
Imagine living in Florida
Anonymous No.713194940 [Report]
>>713194565
saar...
Anonymous No.713197507 [Report]
>>713180641 (OP)
>eats everyones poop directly with his stomach
Anonymous No.713197989 [Report]
I hope you're man enough to not skip besttown on your playthroughs, right anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_h-NvMJK-c
Anonymous No.713198220 [Report]
>>713180641 (OP)
BIG THINK THE STINK
Anonymous No.713198479 [Report]
>>713194362
>>713194917
my niggas
https://files.catbox.moe/rdpsdq.png
Anonymous No.713198771 [Report]
>>713188234
Mildred is a total unit