Thread 713183489

What's the appeal

big eyes
cute

>>713183489 (OP)
Wrong board >>>/vp/

>>713183489 (OP)
Gardevoir and her canonically massive breasts

girl you can own

>>713183489 (OP)
meh
mogged by kirlia and her canonically gigantic tits

>>713183489 (OP)
she looks really sweet and cute which makes it even better when she pulls out her huge futa cock and makes me suck it while looking down at me with a smug face

>>713183489 (OP)
what is this Mr Burns looking creature

>>713184592
how the fuck do you look at that and get Mr Burns

No idea.

>>713183489 (OP)
needs a cute snout

>>713184854
I want to make love with this magical jackal

>>713183489 (OP)
Big grippers for big hugs.

>>713184668
the big nose and lips looks exactly like mr burns

Huge grippers even

>>713185287
>>713185134
>grippers
Go back to where you came from.

>>713183702
Why didnt you post them then?

>>713183489 (OP)
She has a pretty big special attack stat.

>>713186140
God imagine attaching a bad dragon to that and just bouncing in her lap all day.

>>713184592
>>713185161
>Gardevoir riding her trainer
>she smiles, leans down and whispers Smithers

>>713185161
What fucking nose and lips?

>>713186954
right there bro

>>713183489 (OP)
They can sometimes be male

>>713183489 (OP)
Good morning sir

>>713187081
FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT I'M NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO UNSEE IT

>>713183489 (OP)
I was 10 years old playing Emerald and even I automatically knew that whole evolution line was special.
When that green haired cunt caught a Ralts instantly I remember I spent an hour trying to find one too, caught it, female. Used it for the rest of the run, then looked up Gardevoir art online, and that's the appeal.
Never played a pokeyman game since though.

Cute.

I want to creampie an Audino

Emotionless sex.

>>713183641
Do they like Gardevoir?

>>713186194
What bad dragon would you use?

>>713187736
Her lithe frame would look good with a flared chance with a shaft that goes thinner in the middle and then would go thick again towards the flare.

>>713187996
>Horse
Definitely not. Something like Spritz the Sea Dragon would be better.

>>713186568
Lmao

Where do I go to buy shit to dress her up? Mine's coming in.

>>713187996
How big?
>>713188319
Horse cock is best cock.

>>713183489 (OP)
Perfect wife who is psychically tuned to you specifically

>>713185287
sounds like your average sociopath male Gardevoir alright

>>713183702
>B-but she canonically has huge breasts guises
>Is literally flat as a board
/vp/ aren't sending their best aren't they? Altough i do admit that every single posters on that board are lolcow tier but still...

>>713188319
you have no taste

>>713188514
even when it comes to lewding the pokemon creatures, /vp/ still manages to have shit taste. it's quite remarkable.

>>713185134
>>713185287

>>713188514
Maybe if you actually learned english you'd better understand our posts

>>713188919
What did you expected from a board full of literal underaged retards and severely autistic gooners?
I swear if we add up the schizos of every board the number of schizos will still be lower than the ones on /vp/

>>713189079
>Not knowing that people use "guises" instead of "guys" to mock the people they are quoting
New here?

>>713189251
It's "guise" not "guises"

>>713183489 (OP)
You can find and capture your loyal wife(male)

>>713183489 (OP)
cute plant/elf/stick thing that loves you and is also a perfect blank slate
Cute? Cool? Edgy? Sexy? It literally all works and that's why Pokemon Co. have never been able to replicate her success

>>713183489 (OP)
Pp big makes her bulge easily

>>713189334
it's "goys" actually

Hagdevoir

>>713189251
>doubling down on your ESL and exposing yourself even further

loving every laugh

>>713189508
>Cute? Cool? Edgy? Sexy? It literally all works and that's why Pokemon Co. have never been able to replicate her success
meanwhile in literally the same gen

hay guise wats goin on in this thread

>>713189817
o shit a fag im outta here

>>713183489 (OP)
>gentle
>loyal
>psychic powers to sense and soothe your tard autism rage

>>713189773
I wonder why he abandoned this one too

>>713190026
Cause it looks like shit?

Gardevoirs are extremely weak to affection

hair_over_one_eye

>>713190325
Trainers are also extremely weak to Gardevoirs (you only exist because she allows you to)

>>713191021
How many kids do I have to put in here to pacify her?

>>713183489 (OP)
elegant and graceful design, but since she's a pet she would probably eat from a bowl on the floor

>>713189847
meanwhile in the previous gen

>>713191231
Someone post that image of how the Digimon eat at the table with their trainers and the pokekeks get dog bowls on the floor

>>713191204
every laid egg only makes her worse

AAAIIIEEEEE I SAID I WANTED TO CATCH A MEOWSCARADA AND SHE KEEPS BITING ME!!

>Basic female gardevoir
>Not cute superior male gardevoir

>>713191204
At least 11, but every kid will be equally possessive.

>>713191537
yeah
there's many cute-cool-edgy-sexy wombo combo pokemon

>>713192106
>not futa gardevoir
Sit down.

it's got to be Gardevoir's home cooking

>>713192176
Mega Absol is pure sex

>>713192448
true

>>713183489 (OP)
Sex
Penis In warm hole

>>713183641
spbp

>>713191742
So there is no limit...

stay in yet containment board coomers

>>713193151
Make me.

>>713183489 (OP)
Close enough to being human that my penis doesn't care.

Gardewife

>>713183489 (OP)
Her big hands are adorable.

Imagine holding them...

>>713194053
Beautiful. Reminds me of Hizaki.

what happens to young trainers who lose against a wild pokemon?

>>713194943
Every occupation has its risks, anon. They knew that in advance and made their choice.

I do not understand the appeal. She's extremely flat.

>>713195123
^.-

>>713195123
you just explained the appeal

>>713195047
Oak bursts out of a bush to save them, after he has the observational data he needs.

Gardevoir is the plebeian's waifumon.

>>713196602
>posts babby furry's first waifu
what did he mean by this

I want a gardewife so badly...

>>713183489 (OP)
You can dress her up.

>>713195123
don't be a size whore anon

>>713196884
not enough gardevoirs to go around. so put on the suit

>>713183489 (OP)
/ss/

>>713197678
Why does she have an infected wound on her arm?

>>713184854
>>713185112
Cookiemons are the best

>>713183489 (OP)
Synchronization

>>713183489 (OP)
letting her read my mind and assault her mind with thinking about her breasts expanding or getting bred

You know what? I’m just gonna say it.

The Paradox Pokemon are the coolest fucking addition the franchise has gotten in an extremely long time. They deserve to come back at least semi-regularly with new additions instead of just fading into memory with all the crystal, Dark/Evil, Delta Species, and all the other forgotten gimmicks. Let them shine alongside the Mega Evolutions.

Iron Valiant FUCKS.

>>713198274
I hope you're underage because they are all fucking awful. I didn't think they could get worse than the ultra beasts but they fucking did it.

>>713185287
>>713189064
>>713189079
moar

>>713198274
When I first saw them on Showdown I thought they were somebodies deviant art tier OC. Couldn't believe that they were real Pokemon. They're ass.

>>713192176
>haven’t played since X & Y
>genuinely miss my Absol
I know it’s a terrible low tier mon but I’ve loved it since Ruby & Sapphire

>>713198274
paradoxes are by and large garbage. only slither wing, flutter mane, and iron valiant are any good design-wise.
future paradoxes are lazy retextures and past paradoxes look like shitty fanmade mega designs where they just slap spikes and clashing colors on everything.
i won't be sad if they don't return.

For me, it's Blaziken.

>>713183941
sayexxxxxxooooooooo

Gardevoir horsecock.
Blaziken knot.

>>713183489 (OP)
Nice color scheme, cool red eyes and chestpiece for contrast.
Looks caring and protective but also makes you want to protect in Return.

>>713199608
yeah same
it's such a lovely pokemon

>>713199608
the mega is pretty strong

>>713200312
I prefer the superior fire fighting starter

>>713183489 (OP)
Being humanoid and not a weird psychic mustache man or bodybuilder, Gardevoir is one of the least degenerate pokemon to fap to

>>713199012
>>713199469
>>713200165
shitty tastes. Or contrarian for the sake of be contrarian

>>713200775
Shame gamefreak refuses to make mega forms a defacto feature in every game.

>>713201380
There is quite literally nothing more contrarian than defending the shitty new games or the ugly mons they bring. This goes for gen 7 and 8 as well.

>>713183489 (OP)
>Is really fucking cute
>Loves you unconditionally
Gee, this is a real brain-buster.

>>713201794
>excluding gen 6 from the nugens

>>713201794
Kill yourself. Nobody here talked about the games just you.

>>713202227
I exclude 6 because I like enough of the kalos numons even if the rest of x/y is terrible

She's cute and regal

>>713183489 (OP)
That's a man.

>>713202592
>tfw we’re never getting a Pokémon game centered around the ancient fantasy medieval period where there were huge wars going on between kingdoms and their Pokémon
>Wont ever get to see Az as a once noble king turned mad after his poke-waifu gets killed

I just beat moemon fire red
>that feel when I see a level 5 ralts on my way to victory road and my level 56 mr mime instantly goes in a box and never sees the light of day

>>713202592
Nice sallet

>>713201686
They do that with all the good features they add. Like the Dex Nav in ORAS.

>>713203002
Didn't we have almost exactly that with pokemon conquest?

>>713204138
The artist has a few like it, they post in the drawthreads sometimes

>>713202592
>>713204293
I don't know why but I really like the aesthetic of a knight in armor with a pokemon.

>>713204652
Armored pokemon are just cool

>>713183489 (OP)
When I was a preteen edgy faggot I liked it for being a psychic type you could get almost immediately. Then I started masturbating and it was for the porn.

>>713185340
No, not yet.

>>713183489 (OP)
>one of the most feminine human-shaped pokemon
>psychic so she's intelligent
>devoted by nature
/thread

>>713183489 (OP)
One of the greatest fantasies of boys and men is to have a genuine connection with a female who cares about them. It's second only to the timeless last stand against impossible odds with those you would call your brothers.
>but why not human women
They can't, or won't, fulfill the fantasy any longer.

>>713207428
truth nuke

>>713207428
a gardevoir wrote this post

>>713207698
Yet more proof that gardevoir understands us better than ourselves.

My dick after novelai came out thanks to gardevoir porn

>>713207428
They were always like this, it was always just a fantasy that never actually happens irl

>>713207698
A gardevoir should be in my home right now so I can dump 20 years of pent up affection on her
This maybe result in a big happy family

>>713206359
Big girls, big mitts

>>713208413
I deserve gardesnuggles

>>713187463
mimimimimimimimimimimi

he's so cute

>>713209676
cute boy

>>713207864
Past society was patriarchal, so women had to give a shit if they wanted to live.

>>713183489 (OP)
wanna lick her chest spike up and down

>>713209902
and now its the opposite, boohoo, cry more incel.
#karma #manthefuckup

>>713209812
He really does look like a boy. It's the small mouth I think.

>>713183489 (OP)
The chest spike feels nice to touch.

>mfw no grippers
only a month until the plush ships...

>>713208640
Cheerful gardewife encouragement

>Look up Gardevoir on Wikipedia
>It has an entire chapter about being a sex symbol

>>713183489 (OP)
hypnotism

for me its hypno (female)

>>713213468
>(female)
underrated and based

Wish I had a Gallade bf desu.

>>713183489 (OP)
sex slave

>>713196802
Shardevoir is babby's first "s-she's totally a human and not a furry guys!"

Me personally? I'm an Audino fan.

>>713213375
Ive tried hypnotising myself and it just doesnt work on me. Am I too autistic?

>>713215852
>Gen 5 toddler
Opinion discarded.

>>713183489 (OP)
Cute being
I got this kit recently (not my pic, stole from google) and it's actually really good, the plastic feels nice and it's very poseable.
Glad PLA has the Ralts line in it and as a fixed alpha too, because it's the only Switch one I bothered with after the 3DS.

>>713215852
Based. Monstergirls are honorary furry

>>713198274
The Past ones are mostly good but the Future ones mostly suck unfortunately.
I love the more strange designs and adore things like the UBs so I love Pokemon like Flutter Mane or Slither Wing, but aside from Iron Treads the bots are really bland and a waste of the potential of future alternative versions of mons. I don't hate them but they definitely aren't the best addition. Iron Valiant I don't mind but I still prefer the regular Ralts line.

Lopunny is more appealing

ralts is shown to speak telepathically with humans in the anime, its kinda lame they never did more with that

>>713215852
Is that really the case? I feel this late into the game Pokemon in general has entrenched itself into the furrysphere, I don’t see people denying as often as in the past.

>>713218001
I feel like normalfags are just retarded when it comes to defining what is and what isn't regardless, all the years of joking that kemonomimi is furry have come back to bite us with a new generation of retarded children thinking it was serious. My friend says fucking Inklings are furry and I've seen more than a few instances of people calling things like Arknights characters (kemonomimi) furry as well. I'd class Garde into whatever the fuck it's called when people want to fuck grey aliens.

>>713217587
Finally, someone with taste.

>>713218001
Gardevoir is not furry

>>713219029
She is not furry in that she does not literally have fur. However, she is A furry in that furry is a short hand term to mean an anthropomorphic animal.

>>713219029
Gardevoir is honorary furry.

>>713219083
How is gardevoir an animal? its clearly an elf creature and very humanlike

not a furry so i like them cause they're protective and knightly. and since they can read the future they've definitely decided to be with you because they think you need protection, it's rather sweet