The Planet Core?! B-but but no! I'm going uh... I'm going with DK so you just stay away!

uuuuuooooooohhhhhh

that EN voice was surprisingly awful

>>713232432 (OP)
I mean I was cringing from the 1st frame with the song but that shit VA is so fucking embarrassing.
the VA plays throughout gameplay too. I don't know anyone will stand to play this cringe.

>>713232432 (OP)
Kino.
I am looking forward to it.

>>713232432 (OP)
What a hideous game. Nintendo have fallen so low it's embarrassing.

>>713232432 (OP)
Nintendo has a knack for hiring the worst voice actors ever.

>>713232432 (OP)
the script is shit, sikataganai
pretty sure NoA is just trolling at this point
Zelda's English voice in BotW is a crime

>>713232432 (OP)
Why does every game nowadays have to have an annoying sidekick and/or characters that talk constantly? Are zoomers/normalfags that fucking dopamine addicted where they have to have someone talking to them all the fucking time?

>>713232432 (OP)
>wokey kong

>>713233170
Yeah they hire American anime dub actors.
they're not even real actors.

they made BOTW & TOTK unplayable because of this and now they're doing it with all their games. it's so cursed.

>>713233313
Unironically yes. They are too used to marvel quips and having a podcast on

>>713233356
If the rumors are true it's even worse this time, they may have hired a vtuber.

>>713232432 (OP)
We will be playing with the Japanese dub

>>713233842
>region locked console
>no language or voice options
nintendo says no.

>>713233975
It's not region locked

>>713233313
Nintendo has done this for decades, it's a trope you usually see in Japanese games for storytelling purposes. In Nintendo's case they often have a silent protagonist so they need a sidekick to do the talking.

>>713233842
>Japanese dub
It's better but after listening to it it's also not very good

>>713232432 (OP)
That part was pretty cringe but I'd rather have it than no voice acting at all.

>>713232432 (OP)
>The Planet Core
eh what is this jar jar boss nass shit

>>713234339
Agreed though I'd keep the singing since it's important

>>713234273
>nintendo
>Turn the Valve gordon ... that's it gordon... keep turning it gordon... just one more turn should do it gordon... nice

>>713233356
Pauline's VA does American cartoon stuff too, but mostly in the capacity of "VAs that Disney hires to take over old legacy characters or doing soundalike work for all the projects those celebrity VAs can't be bothered to do" since they gave her Sleeping Beauty and Joy from Inside Out.

>>713233842
smoline has the same voice in Japanese and English. I think people are just unused to the idea of listening to an actual teenager's voice

>>713234273
Nintendo has never had full VA and that's why their games are good.
The worst one was Sunshine but that was only in cutscenes.
Characters never shutting the fuck up with their cringe VA during gameplay is a modern thing.

THE PLAAAAANET COOOOOORE

>>713232913
You don't play games and this will sell more than the sperm you lost to Jim Ryan.

>>713232432 (OP)
>protect girl
This is low-spec Last of us

>>713233313
>Zelda had this in the beginning
>Now BotW/TotK Link has no partner and every other Nintendo IP has annoying sidekicks
I liked it when Zelda did it but it feels extremely out of place with the rest of these goobers. Really sucks because TotK could easily had Rauru or Zelda be your companion but they just said nah.

>>713233356
I jump between french and russian in the zelda games, it's actually fucking kino. I wish I could mod it to have a language per race. russian gorons, french rito, japanese zora, english fucking nothing

>>713234707
I beat Mario wonder because it allowed me to turn the flowers off.
but yeah I'm not gonna put up with my ears being assaulted.

thankfully games with terrible VA have also been terrible games like BOTW so far.

>>713234554
>same voice in Japanese and English
I doubt Kate higgins can speak Japanese so this claim seems bogus.

>>713232772
I hated Cappy's stupid voice it pissed me off so badly I even got migraines from his constant gibberish... Pauline isn't as bad at least.

>>713234554
I don't care what age she is. her voice sounds bad, she can't act and it's embarrassing listening to her horrible anime acting.
the game would be much better with no VA.

>>713232432 (OP)
Why does the whole planet look like they copied No Man's Sky. It's such a poor presentation for a DKC game but tendies love their slop

>>713235013
EN dubs need to stop hiring voice actors who are known from voice acting in English dubs of anime.

GODkey kong WON

>>713234968
Cappy didn't have VA.
he had a few fictional audio clips making sounds. Nintendos usual charming and uninvasive sound bytes.

This is full English anime cringe.. it's so much worse.

>create delicious loli
>hire 45 year old VA using her natural voice
This is the worst thing about the trailer.

They need to figure out what Sakurai did when hiring VAs for Kid Icarus and do that. It's insane that they peaked on performances 13 years ago.
I don't care if it's that they were union and cost most, it's worth it not to be cringing for an entire game.

>>713233428
It sounds nothing like that vtuber. Get your ears checked retard

>>713235216
A person still voiced him and made those sounds, but I get what you meant

I'm looking forward to the avalanche of shitposting when Pokemon inevitably adds voice acting.

>>713237027
pokemon as a franchise already had 4kids anime dub acting and I can't play the games in front of people anyway.
I think general nintendo games becoming cringe core that you have to play in private is worse.

>>713232432 (OP)
Typical racist ass japs at work. Little white girl gets the privilege of being the front and center side-kick, while long term, hardworking Kongs like Diddy are pushed out of the spotlight to play the role of npcs. Disgraceful. This is why Kongs need affirmative action.

>>713232772
>>713232913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyfayak2djo
Shoulda hired her original voice actress.

>>713232432 (OP)
Why does DK ahegao?

>>713237027
It’ll basically be this
https://youtu.be/OkfN-jyEcrI?feature=shared

>>713232432 (OP)
im really looking forward to this. it's like a hybrid of banjo + mario64 + red faction destruction.

>>713238451
Me too. I also hope Pauline gets to interact with other characters besides DK, because I like the idea she is the semi grounded character compared to everything else, so it could be a neat Alice in Wonderland type adventure where a kid finds themselves in this bizarre ass world populated by Rare characters.

>>713238451
>hybrid of banjo + mario64
you know this game is not a platformer or a collectathon right?
it's nothing like those games.

>>713238272
Well this is mighty bizarre.

>>713235280
>>713238272
Shoulda hired a little girl.

>>713238659
What the fuck kind of concussion did you suffer?

>>713238272
Watching this was surreal. Then I saw Ruby an Spears' names and it all made sense.

>>713237027
Their new soulslike they're making has voice acting so maybe now that they have the setup for that they will do it for pokémon too

>>713232432 (OP)
what a QTpi

>>713234743
Beside the last part there wasn't much of Joel protecting Ellie. Especially in gameplay. Ellie protecting Joel more.

>>713238797
Where is the platforming retard? you can climb everything.
Notice how there's no Banana Count or checklist?

So tell me where is the platforming? where is the collectathon mechanic?
do you need to watch the direct again?

>>713234067
No but if it's anything like Zelda the voice audio is set by your system's language settings.

>>713233313
>nowadays
You have to be 18 years or older to use this website

>>713234565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViEEUt4jQ_w

>>713239068
>where is the collectathon mechanic?
>do you need to watch the direct again?
There were like five different collectibles in that direct. You also collect the transformations.

There's a new pauline vid on nintendo today app but idk how to rip it

>>713239512
shit, guess we gotta wait until someone records it

>>713237027
Honestly I would prefer bad VA over the pantomiming in Pokemon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC9vQmmvvfI

does donkey kong even understand english

>>713239068
>Notice how there's no ... checklist?
So we're at the blatant lies portion of the anti-shill campaign are we?

>>713239461
but a collectathon is a game centered around collecting 1 main power source with a shiny design
Stars, Shines, Moons, Jiggies, Power Cells and these are DIRECTLY tied to progression.
they have other less important collectables but these are not what make it a collectathon. that are just used for bullshit like shopping or buying more of the main big collectable.

Bananza has no Collectable that is tied to progression. the Bananas are designed like a main collectable. but they have no count or checklist. they are just Bullshit EXP for tacked on RPG mechanics most players will use to increase the sonar range.

>>713239790
post it then nigger.

>>713239068
I think the game leans more towards general action than platforming but this is still very much part platformer. The ability the climb walls doesn't mean it's no longer a platformer, there are many floating platforms or land that is out of reach that you need to jump to, as well as obstacles, hazards, and unclimbable walls that hinder your climbing. This direct showed a lot more platforming elements, including the 2D sections.

>>713240013
What now?

>>713240289
yay!
Now they just have to put a count on the menu and transform it into a means of progression instead of a worthless consumable.

>>713239512
The start was shown in trailer but think the buttrub part is new

>>713240826
Why is DK wearing pants

>>713240826
>oh did a heckin thingarino just happen
>let me pose and do may zany reaction face for my brainrotted audience of tiktok spedz
>look at my blown out teeth that are twice the circumference of my fucking skull.

wtf is going on at nintendo?

>>713241290
Nothing, this seems pretty great.

>>713240826
oh no.. did DK...?

>>713239964
>A collectathon is something that fits a criteria I made up.

>>713240826
better quality

>>713234673
Finally someone said it

>>713241232
Please do not insult Pauline Jr. thank you.

>>713233313
HEY LISTEN

>>713241738
The collectables have to be a central part of progression retard that's what a collectathon is.
if it wasn't then any game with collectables (basically all games) would be called a collectathon despite the point not being to collect things.

Sonic would be called a collecathon because the levels have emblems and rings.

>>713238272
And I keep telling you, she's 75 years old, and she's dead.

>>713233313

Zoomers are a fascinating contradiction.

On the one hand, they're anti-intellectuals who actively degenerate the English language and believe that anyone who talks more than brief memetics approved sentence is a "yapper".

On the other, they can't stand silence and actively need something to fill the void.

I truly fear for the next generations.

>>713234891
She speaks English in the JP version too, it's subtitled

>>713243548
Holy shit. they're treating the full English VA the same as Marios universally understood soundbytes LOL.
now you have a situation where shitty anime dub acting is the original and is the only VA available. wild.

>>713243548
She doesn't. The songs are in English but the dialogue is in Japanese.

>>713240826
Holding L+R for beating your chest... cringe. Why don't you have to alternate between L and R? That would be more intuitive

>>713243436
Nigger

>>713232772
i swear to go nintendo is hiring voice actors from craigslist these days

>>713243689
wait how does that work then
in our direct she spoke english and there were a mix of english and japanese songs
so in the japanese version she speaks jp and the songs are mixed language (like our version)?

>>713240826
Donkey Kong looks fucking disgusting. This was a mistake.

>>713243436
Stop the pearl clutching but yeh it is abit weird

>>713243548
>>713243792
There are no Japanese songs, the songs are all in English. Dialogue is dubbed in multiple languages.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xd_TZVFrB18

>>713241409
The fact that her grippers are constantly out is so distracting

>>713232432 (OP)
>nintendo finally starts doing voice acting
>it's fucking terrible
I cringed every time anyone spoke in Breath of the Wild.

>>713232772
surprisingly? when has an american dub ever been good? other than ghost stories

im just happy she isnt voiced by an english woman who sounds like a chainsmoker desu

>>713243891
I think when she was captured by VoidCo, whoever tried to pull her away from them grabbed her by her shirt/dress, and then by her shoes.

>>713240945
Why is the loli wearing pants?
Especially those huge pants.

Who is voicing Donkey Kong? He does speak a couple of basic words and a ton of grunts.

>>713244076
More specifically, denim.

Where the fuck is the porn, I haven't seen any

Drawfags please post links to your stuff

kys

>>713232432 (OP)
Ok, we finally have a Donkey Kong game that hasn't been completely derailed by shills and weirdos. Let's talk about the gameplay and content.

Do you think it'll be harder than Odyssey?
What content are you most excited for?
Do you think the big croc will be here?
How many Banandium Gems will there be in total?
Do you think there'll be post-game Banandium like the moon rocks in Odyssey?
Are you satisfied with the Rare-isms (such as the music and the googly rock NPCs)?
Do you like the new Banjo-Kazooie dynamic?
Any other expectations, hopes, fears?

>>713244136
In Mario Kart World, his Japanese Movie VA replaced the old one (all languages), is probably the same here

>>713244283
Forgot to add:

Do you think that there'll still be a few traditional platforming challenges despite DK having great vertical ability?

>>713244136
Seth Rogen

>>713244283
What will the other 2 Bananza transformations be?

>>713232772
Surprisingly? all english Nintendo voice overs lately fucking suck dick
I mean have you seen the Zelda games? fucking Matt Mercer as Ganon?

>>713240419
>moving goalposts
A common tactic for retards.

>>713244451
My guess is a swordfish and a chameleon

>>713234780
having a companion in a open world game about being alone in the wild nature wouldn't work for obvious reasons

>>713244283
>Do you think it'll be harder than Odyssey?
no not only does it seem way to easy from the footage alone but see this RPG shit >>713244451
every thing from HP to combat to searching for things will be invalidated by this stuff.

>>713244329
Donkey Kong was always less consistent than Mario, who was consistently voiced by Charles Martinet in all countries from 1995 to 2023. DK64 Donkey Kong was Grant Kirkhope, the DKC cartoon gave him two voice actors in English for speaking and singing, and of course had dubs in other languages. Smash Donkey Kong was animal noises, and Takashi Nagasako voiced him in everything else after 2004.

But it seems that Nintendo is in a state of shuffling out the old guard and bringing in the new blood.

>>713232432 (OP)
why is the future so fucking bleak
every time i start thing "hey this isn't so bad" it gets so much worse
im honestly tired of feeling like this

>>713244283
Strange thing to post in a thread dedicated to talking about how cringe and badly VAd the game is..

>>713244283
definitely not harder than odyssey
im excited mostly just to destroy every level to be quite honest
i have no expectation for krool to show up
probably like 500 bandium gems, i dont think there will be as many moons as odyssey
probably will be postgame map unlocks yeah, imo its bullshit being forced to re explore but whatever
sure, i like rare
never played it but sure
i just want the game to be fun

>>713244971
Compared to the crushing negativity of every other thread since the direct this one is tame......

What if Kevin Afghani now voices Mario because he is going to be in this game and talk, and Nintendo needs Mario in this game to sound like someone in his 30s?

>>713245061
Kevin Mario sounds like he’s 13 so that wouldn’t work

>>713245126
Kevin Afghani could totally do the voice of a Brooklyn man in his 30s.

>>713232913

I can absolutely understand not liking the VA, but why do you find the music cringe? It's a signal that this game is going to be weird and creative. This is effectively a soft reboot for Donkey Kong (and by extension, Mario canon) so the tone is appropriately sentimental. I got chills when the final song came on in the direct.

>>713232772
>>713233842

>>713245187
I don't believe that Nintendo would soft reboot the Mario canon without explicitly telling us in advance.

>>713245187
Careful anon youll upset the mario wiki editors lurking here and seething

Game is just gay bait now

>>713244451
Dolphin or something like that to move underwater.
Maybe something to dig faster as well since Bananza Kong is just punching harder.

>>713245267
Your implicit warning was the Mario movie, Mario Wonder, and all the design updates that continued to Mario Kart World (which confirms they're now the permanent new looks for all the characters).

>>713245359
Candy is so lucky….

>>713245187
it's embarrassing. like a Saturday morning kids opening for little girls and it sounds like it's sung by a funimation dubber.

>>713234780
Navi is literally not annoying in the slightest, I have no idea where that even comes from.

>>713245380
i think theyre trying to appeal to disney and anime fans

>>713243843
>Stop the pearl clutching
hopefully this isn't coming from a zoomer because they're experts in that

>>713234780
Rauru would've been perfect since Link has his arm. I was hoping whatever gave him that arm would end up being a companion from the moment I first saw it in the reveal trailer. It's the perfect situation to add one. Such a missed opportunity.
>>713244601
We already had that in BotW.

>>713232502
This game made some faggots lose their minds

>>713244451
>Power
>Speed
>Fly
Probably a mole for quick digging for speeding up collectable gathering and maybe something stealthy like a chameleon if not just a musical Mermaid kong meant to be a fun OP thing that is meant to better showcase Pauline while also swimming faster

>>713245423
disney had good acting and good writing.

>>713244496
Nothing wrong with Matt Mercer, contrarian faggot.

>>713245970
>liked by bertram tung
Wonder what he'd think about Bananza.

>>713245970
>theyrethesamepicture.jpeg

>>713245423
Then they failed.

On the topic of voice actors, when I was 12, I wanted Scott Burns to voice Bowser again in Super Mario Odyssey.
This was before Super Mario Odyssey came out.

>>713244283
K. Rool is going to be the final Bananza transformation. It's so obvious.
Think about the finale of Odyssey - you capture Bowser.
This is the same team, and Bananza forms are mechanically similar to capturing.

I'd rather make my way to lolines core.

>>713244451
It's a sort of hollow earth so reptilians, and then to stick with the theme the last one will be a grey

>>713244451
Spider and Giant

>>713232772
Another massive L for dubfaggotry. Get over your obsession with wanting to hear only your language and you won't have to endure such shit voices

>>713246241
he's the one having a meltdown over unedited images of bananza being "pedophile content"

>>713243891
i know, right?

>>713245970
Gays can't contribute to population growth.

>>713244451
If the Bananas are only for skill points, do we think Nintendo will have just enough to completely fill the skill tree, or go the Korok seed route and have way more than needed?

>>713232432 (OP)
i was just watching the direct and holy fuck i genuinely want to kill the guy presenting it
Forget about the game itself, the presentation boils my fucking blood
>You can JUMP!!!!!! and RUN!!!!
>You'll gain... SKILL POINTS!
>THAATS RIGHT! ITS AN OSTRICH BANANZA!
And alright, you can cope with "Its a kids game", but then
1) Kids are not that retarded even in this brainfried generation
2)They do the exact same shit in normal directs too on games that are higher on the rating
Genuinely what the actual fuck is this shit. I hate marketeers, i hate the narrator, kill all of them IN REAL FUCKING LIFE.

>>713244496
Mercer as Ganon is great. He's wanted to play the guy officially since There Will be Brawl, and he was great there.

>>713244451
If there's a water one, it better be a swordfish...

>>713232772
>that EN voice was surprisingly awful
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!

>>713248421
Nintendo tend to favour the "exactly enough" method however they might want to cast a wider net for younger players so who knows, there might be a skill point surplus after all

>>713248472
I want to kill that guy, I want to kill the shitty dub actor, even the singer pisses me off.
It was just cringe overload.
compare that awful shit to how people used to present their games.
Jason Rubens show case at E3 was like
>this is Jak and Daxter
>it has a seamless levels, day/night cycles, no load times
>it has its roots in Crash but it's has a much larger focus on exploration
>you have a punch and a spin kick
ect

>Raresnoys finally find the thread and immediately start seething

>>713248421
Korok seeds
most of them will be pointless.

>>713249151
>too retarded to notice the entire thread including the OP is making fun of his cringe games bad VA.

>>713240826
holy SOVL

>>713234780
you have companions in TOTK when you go further into the game

Watching Donkey Kong get the same treatment as modern Fire Emblem is sad.

>>713249431
faggot

>>713243891
She's an ape and apes don't wear shoes.

>>713249460
I just don't like the new tone, man.

>>713232432 (OP)
So Mario is cuck now?
>Got cucked by BIG DONGKEY
>Got rejected by Peach

>>713237560
>pokemon as a franchise already had 4kids anime dub acting

Which was unironically better than the modern English dub.

>>713248421
based in the skill points available there are 275 Banana gems needed for the available skills.
possibly a further 80 give or take for the blank spaces.

maybe like 350 needed in total. Nintendo will litter this shit around and probably leave a total of 400 in the game so 50 are useless.
It could be worse than that they might even do 500.

>>713249460
you're a faggot for liking horrible acting.

>>713243972
>hen has an american dub ever been good? other than ghost stories
The most reddit ass take I've seen in years. Go back.

>>713234968
Cappy sounded cute. ;-;

Don't hate Cappy.

>>713240826
>OH NO AM I NAKED???
>ah no my clothes are on, whew

>>713233313
>Why does every game nowadays have to have an annoying sidekick and/or characters that talk constantly?
>nowadays

>>713232432 (OP)
I don't care of the voice acting sounds cringey, the game looks fun as fuck.

>>713249739
i dont know what the fuck ghost stories is but other than that his statement is correct
maybe you should go back to plebbit

>>713249963
Daxter had a good voice actor. his lines were funny and directed properly.
he started talking too much during gameplay in jak 2 an especially in jak 3.

>>713250067
>n-no u!
rope yourself tourist

>>713250065
imagine how fun it would be if you could play without having your ears assaulted by cringe tho.
that's how it used to be. any reason it shouldn't still be that way?

>>713249739
>>713250185
I'm not hearing you list any.

>>713250185
you dont belong here

what happen when she get her period while riding DK?

>>713249963
He was actually good. He added comic relief which was especially needed with the shift in tone in 2 and 3. He basically carried the whole series as much as Jak did. Clank was good too. There's no chemistry with Nintendo's buddies.

>>713249584
>this game ended her career as a "damsel in distress" for good
was this a good decision?

>>713232772
>>713243779
>>713243972
>>713244496
>>713248186
I can smell you through my screen.

>>713250187
nigger we've already established you're a child that doesn't remember this is very common in the past

>>713232432 (OP)
Why does anyone still hire Californian voice actors? They're all shit, always, all the time. Look at Fromsofts voice actor choices. They're great. They're not American, they're British. Just do that, stop hiring Americans.

>>713232432 (OP)
Nintendo stole the made in abyss idea. The should get sued.

>>713249515
>>713249671
faggot

>>713239117
Actually, recent Zelda games let you set the voice language separately. You can play BOTW with the Japanese dub with English subtitles, for example.
Super Mario Wonder had the same functionality: You could switch the voice acting (what little there was) to Japanese but keep the onscreen text in English.

So it's entirely possible that the new DK game lets you use Japanese audio.

>>713244684
But you have to search for the things in order to get your skill points.

>>713234780
No one was ever annoyed by Navi, it was one disgusting smelly autistic faggot who started the meme.

>>713253297
Even the fucking Powerpuff Girls made a joke about how annoying she was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-KEuSt0lZI&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

>>713239117
I played BotW and TotK with Japanese voices. Sounds like a skill issue.

>>713244496
>Games were perfectly fine for decades without voice acting
>Enter: casuals and immersionfags
>Gaming loses all it's soul and becomes the next industry to go full boown corpo, but "gamers" don't notice because shiny pretty 4k and other meaningless things that increase production tome and cost
>Corpos wanna save money for the unsung heroes, the investors
>Skimp on voice acting because money, but still include voice acting because immersionfags apparently need it
Good. Fuck immersion fags, and every other LCD fuck. You cretins helped systematically ruin the industry with your need for fake shit to look and seem real. I hope it only gets worse.

>>713253134
a fully upgraded sonar only costs 15 bananium gems.

>>713253540
joke came years later. in game she's practically silent unless you play really really bad

>>713251108
you haven't established anything other than you're a shit eater who will slurp up and defend any slop as long as it's ((current thing)).
what nintendo classics have full cringe anime voice acting in them?

>>713232772
Nintendo has a bad track record for VA direction, but in this case, it seems like the audio is too "clean" for the game. Sounds like someone talking in a recording booth, and it stuck out like a sore thumb during the cutscenes they showed.

>>713253663
I've been feeling a similar animosity lately. Nintendo was my last holdout for gaming as a whole, but the first switch disillusioned me, so I'm pretty much over modern gaming as a whole. I think things will only get worse, but allowed to be continued because consumers have been conditioned no differently than a fucking dog for treats

>>713232432 (OP)
Honestly to this day, my only real problem with this game is still DK's fur texture. It's way too glossy like we're controlling a plastic toy of DK than the real thing

>>713254424
I don't know. The Switch had some amazing games, better than other console platforms that's for sure.
I've been so cynical for so long that I'm ready for the Switch 2 generation. Mario Kart is fun, Donkey Kong looks amazing, Air Riders and Xenoblade 4 will be great too.

>>713254536
That's the POWER of current visual tech, anon. This is a good thing. Just pay for it and convince yourself you enjoy it

I'm getting sick of DK's stupid retarded expressions.

>>713253663
Yeah, it's harder to pull off good VA work than people give it credit for, and the average quality of Japanese VA / Dubs ranges from absolute dogshit to mediocre rehash. Even games that pull off VA decently, like modern Fallout / Elder Scrolls, aren't necessarily improved by the inclusion.
>>713254424
>the first switch disillusioned me
You're not alone. The WiiU through Switch broke my tendie conditioning. I have an ear to the ground if any good news comes out about the Switch 2 hacking scene, but outside of that, I have almost no interest in the console.

>>713254647
>better than other console platforms that's for sure
The problem is how low that bar has become. Nintendo gets away with a lot by being marginally "better than the other guys," but they're moving in the same general direction as the competition.

>>713254647
>Donkey Kong looks amazing
Kek

>>713254647
Bananza has bad pop-in, drawing glitches and shadow artifacting.
That never would have flown during the development of odyssey. You're paying more for shitter products.

>>713254934
I will say, I don't like how many of their last gen releases got DLC. And most of it wasn't very good.
>>713254950
Graphically it doesn't look great. What I meant was it looks very fun.

>>713233842
I'm muting voices if its an option. Hate voice acting in platformers

>>713254647
I actually think a decent amount (not all, not most, but some) of switch games were good. It's the subscription trend of NSO and detached freling Nintendo has been giving off since iwata died.

Raresnoys itt

>>713250997
Seethe harder dub faggot. Enjoy paying to listen to tykeisha and sarah xim xer with an art degree from berkeley. You literally seethe about their shit eng voices and STILL lash out at JP chads who literally NEVER have this problem. Just get rid of your nintendie and buy an xbox so you can fuck off

>>713255118
>having fun with openworld sloppa
Couldn't be me

>>713255165
>game has cutscenes
it's not an option. Nintendo never gives the user any control.

>>713254817
>I have an ear to the ground if any good news comes out about the Switch 2 hacking scene, but outside of that, I have almost no interest in the console
tbt, I don't mind paying for things that I want and feel deserves to be rewarded with my money, but when they put as much shit as possible behind the subscription paywall, and say it's just optional, it seems predatory as hell, and if that and "visual improvements" are the only things they're truly offering, I'm just passing altogether

>>713240945
Because it's gives him stats.

>>713244451
>Frog/Bug
A homage to Winky or Squitter. Helps you ascend vertically very quickly either with super jumps or a much faster wall climb. The bird is for covering horizontal distance in the air, so it'd be nice to have a form meant to shoot you straight up for it to combo with.

>Crocodile
Obligatory water transformation. I believe in the Kremlings. It would also be a nice parallel to K.Rool if the insanity about him being the true identity of Void Kong is real.

>>713256369
Yeah, the open secret is that we're at a point in time when there are more games released than most people could (or should) play, even ignoring the shit titles. New iterations of games are almost entirely redundant if they don't release with at least as much content as the best of their predecessors, but the push for higher fidelity graphics (among other things) has leeched resources aways from gameplay and worthwhile content. Nevermind the fact that companies know they can sell you a small amount of expensive content later on through DLC.

>subscription
It's crazy that online subscriptions have become so standard that people accept paying for NSO's connections. What really chaps my ass is that there's a world where Nintendo took a page from PC's book and made their retro catalog available through digital stores with routine sales (or fair pricing). It's fucking wild that the company most equipped to provide ports / emulators for their old games refuses to put in effort.

>>713232432 (OP)
just play it in a different language, it'll be better

does cunny get freckles?

>>713250236
Go back redditroon

>>713257114
>there's a world where Nintendo took a page from PC's book and made their retro catalog available through digital stores
That was the virtual console. We had it. It was fair, and we could enjoy it any time we wanted, regardless of membership status or intenet connection. Look around, nobody "efforts" anymore. What they (all of them, not just Nintendo) are offering is as good as it's ever gonna get (setting aside older games/ consoles). My more pessimistic hunches are in the ballpark 2 out of 3 times, and I feel like it will only continue to get worse.
>the push for higher fidelity graphics (among other things) has leeched resources aways from gameplay and worthwhile content. Nevermind the fact that companies know they can sell you a small amount of expensive content later on through DLC
Yup, it boggles my mind that so many are content with sacrificing quality of gameplay or replayability of games, in exchange for industry pushed visual gimmicks. If it's something like smash, where the dlc took extra time to make, and the licensing and all would've hindered the launch, that makes sense. But there's plenty of games where "dlc" is just paying to unlock what's pretty much already there. It's so ass.

>>713255453
unfathomably based

>>713257114
>It's crazy that online subscriptions have become so standard that people accept paying for NSO's connections.
You don't have a choice
Also I only learned this recently but apparently PlayStation subscriptions are almost 100 dollars a year? Man if people are paying that than 20 dollars is an absolute steal.

>>713233074
I know right? All their new games just feel so off. Like a garbled mess of assets rather than a cohesive product

>>713232432 (OP)
carolfags you fucking LOST

>>713257841
>You don't have a choice
nta, but, oh you certainly do, anon: cough up and be able to fully utilize the device you apparently don't own, or settle for less functionality and lose all your data and the time spent into should something happen
>Also I only learned this recently but apparently PlayStation subscriptions are almost 100 dollars a year? Man if people are paying that than 20 dollars is an absolute steal
Don't do that. Shit like that is what enables these corporate fucks to get away with everything they do.
I think charging for online play is fair and reasonable. But you didn't NEED to pay anything after the initial purchase of retro games with the vc. You didn't NEED to maintain Internet connection either (which really hinders shit if you're traveling, or just out and about in general and don't have (reliable) internet access)
Data recovery should be complimentary, for the price being payed for the system. You mean to tell me one of, if not the most profitable company in Japan really needs to shoehorn charge for something folks might utilize once, maybe twice ever if they're just that unlucky?
No. Nintendo cared once upon a time, and I refuse to enable such practices

>>713232432 (OP)
why does japan only know how to write in exposition dumping

>>713258772
You will get confused and complain if they don't.

>>713258772
Eh, exposition never really bothered me, because I know some folks need it, or not easily able to convey otherwise. It doesn't remove me from the experience, but I also dgaf about immersion so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>713244684
It may not be harder but it certainly can't be easier, since Odyssey is about as low as its possible to go in terms of difficulty.
I at least saw some clips from challenge rooms that looked like you might actually have to do something, which seems like a step up to me. But its going to come down to just how many banandium gems are given for retarded bullshit.
If you just have to find them thats one thing, but if you get like 10 every time you talk to an NPC or do some hyper repetitive non-activity, then yeah, this will be just as bad.

>>713240826

i kinda like DKs green overalls

>>713259129
Imagine if Odyssey had a Sonar and HP you could upgrade permanently to 12 hitpoints.
imagine if instead of skips and challenge rooms requiring skill you could just climb and punch through everything.

Mario odyssey is easy besides a few challenge rooms and darker side. bu bananza will be braindead.

>>713249421
They are soulless summons. Not the same.

>>713259603
>Imagine if Odyssey had a Sonar and HP you could upgrade permanently to 12 hitpoints.
Odyssey didn't have digging or combat.
>imagine if instead of skips and challenge rooms requiring skill you could just climb and punch through everything.
Bananza does have challenge rooms you can't just climb or punch through.

>>713260023
and so does odyssey but we all know what most of the game consists of.

>>713260023
>Odyssey didn't have digging or combat.
it literally had both.

>>713238416
>I can hear the nsfw one
>it's gonna turn into vtuber voice acting trash

>>713259773
>moves the goalpost
dishonest

>>713260676
They don't talk to you. They are tools. You know the difference and are trying to start shit. I'm not gonna reply to you again.

>all the "discussion" ITT is about the English VA, doomposting, or loliposting
I hate you faggots so goddamn much

>>713260994
Be good consoomers and consoom and beg for more?
Enlighten us, anon. What is the right path?

>>713260994

>>713260994
this thread was made to talk about the cringe VA you low IQ retard.

>>713261128
Talk about the gameplay, maybe?

>>713234673
Thank you

>>713253710
Anon that episode was produced in 1999 and was a product of the staff playing OOT so much shortly after release. Navi jokes are ancient.

>>713232432 (OP)
still waiting on my glorious king k rool

>>713232432 (OP)
Finally Super Mario Sunshine tier voice acting is back.

>>713232772
you WILL like mori’s voice and you WILL buy it.

>>713261929
Apparently they were behind schedule on their storyboards because they were too busy playing OoT to do any work. Pretty funny if true.

>>713255453
>>713257824

>>713261368
/v/ is interesting in that it collectively is distracted by anything other than gameplay, and yet seems to represent the common "gamer", in that they're concerned with anything other than gameplay. Which shows, because in my experience, I haven't had a heartening experience since wii u for Nintendo, and PS3 and 360 for Sony and Microsoft
That's why you don't see discussion about gameplay, you're in the same hell as I am. That's why I'm not even getting a S2

>>713261964
If he is in the game, and I am one of those people who believe he will most likely be in it, they 100% will not reveal him prior to release.

I do think in game he will be teased a few times before we actually see him. Either K. Rool hired Void Co, or Void Kong is secretly K. Rool in disguise via a Bananza-like transformation.

I'm huffing the Kopium.

>>713243436
Midwits out in force with histrionics today.
Let me guess, still young enough to be drafted and are feeling nervous?

>>713262572
>I haven't had a heartening experience since wii u for Nintendo, and PS3 and 360 for Sony and Microsoft
That's pretty sad, anon.

I thought the Switch in particular had a ton of great games and is easily Nintendo's greatest system in terms of library (my first was N64 though), and the PS4 had some bangers too. Not to mention multiplat/PC stuff.

>>713262683
nta, and I have no investment in this game, but since it appears to take place well before arcade "Donkey Kong" or is a (ugh) prequel, if K Rool is in it at all, it'll be a teaser at the end

>>713261964
Nothing glorious about that fatfuck Gatornigger.

Nostaliga faggots should KYS asap. No one gives two shits or knows about some faggot gator from 1935 when your parents weren't divorced.

Literally should have never got in smash. Bayonetta got in because she was relevant and a recent game release, not some literal who green shit.

>inb4 muh rob muh pacman muh duck hunt muh banjo
Icon characters of different eras or mascot characters. No one gives two shits about literal who the gator

>>713250078
It probably that Daxter in 1 is also there to give tips. After all, if you turn tips off; he shuts up almost completely.

>>713262938
I don't think anyone at Nintendo gives two shits about the Mario/DK "timeline."

Hell, the only reason they acknowledged a Zelda one was to sell books, then immediately throw it all out the window with BotW/TotK.

The main reason to have K. Rool in it, is that if they want DK to be a big IP again, they would benefit from having an established villain/antagonist character they can use and reuse in different ways going forward. K. Rool is the obvious choice, not just because he was in all the Rare games, making him the original DKC antagonist, but he was in Smash Ultimate, which sold over 36 million copies, and many millions more people played that game so they'd be at least a little familiar with him. It would be the easy and most effective route.

>>713262779
Well sure it had a lot of great games, roughly a third of the good or hyped ones were FROM the wii u
PS4 had one or two decent exclusives, which to me in retrospect doesn't really justify it
But ever since console gaming started getting obsessed over higher resolutions, meme lighting and shit like open world, gameplay feels like an absolute afterthought.
So good for you, I guess? Not a dig, I'm just so tired of what gaming has become. It looks and feels like all "style" and absolutely no substance (and no, I don't consider ImMeRsIvE and cOmPeLiNg storytime to be substantial, that's what books and movies should be for)

>>713263308
I suppose. But Nintendo has done serious neglecting of DK over the years, so I think it could go either way. I mean hell, besides ultimate, wasn't k rool's last appearance a mario baseball game on gamecube or something?
Time will tell...

>>713263385
>It looks and feels like all "style" and absolutely no substance
That's generally how I feel as I avoid most "AAA" games as they don't really do anything in terms of fun gameplay. Indie and Nintendo games tend to be great in terms of putting gameplay first. Though there's nothing wrong with having style as long as it doesn't get in the way of the game.
>>713263538
>I mean hell, besides ultimate, wasn't k rool's last appearance a mario baseball game on gamecube or something?
On Wii, but yeah.

>>713233842
https://x.com/Stealth40k/status/1935824161110385061
DK!!
ZEBRA!!
OSTRICH!

>>713233356
Can't you just change the voice language? There's like 7 languages or so and most are okay

>>713233313
>nowadays
The world didn't started in 2017, zoomer.

>>713234780
>>713259773
>OOTsnoys seethe in DK threads now
This is beyond "rent free" at this point.

>>713263118
>still seething about ashley not getting in smash

>>713232432 (OP)
>she's 13? ZAMN

>>713232432 (OP)
literally same energy. i'm glad the soul is back

>>713264672
My biggest regret in life is not saving the video of the ashleyfag kid who got mad over K. rool.

>>713233267
Why does every NoA dub suck, except for Kid Icarus Uprising which is amazing?

>>713262938
Why does no one realize this is just gonna be Daima?

This isn't young Pauline, this is magically de-aged Pauline, and the wish she and DK make will be to return her to an adult

>>713265159
i was saying this to my friend the other day
the va was giving me huge flashbacks to sunshine

>>713265159
Not really since only Pauline is properly voiced, the monkeys speak in gibberish

>>713243891
It's insanely lewd. Instantly my favorite mario character desu

>>713255527
It's not open world, it's just open stages like 3D Mario has since SM64

>>713265573
it's not that she's properly voiced, it's that the voice direction is weirdly stilted and amateurish is why i think it's similar.

>the game's filesize is only 8.5GB
The fuck? Is Nintendo that good at compression and optimization?

>>713262938
There's no canon or lore bro, Miyamoto says since the 80s that Mario and adjacent characters are like actors that can fit any kind of setting the devs want, like Looney Tunes and Mickey (and so many other cartoon amscot characters).

>>713267239
i thought it would be less desu. like 5 or 6. the mario games are always optimized well.

>>713232772
EN voices being awful should never surprise you.

>>713267239
The texture quality in the environment is pretty bad so yeah the game isn't super big.
Skyrim on PS3 was 6GB. Let that sink in.

>>713250853
Yes, hopefully.
But now we can only imagine what the next 3D Mario will be about.

>>713255386
The term you used is an oxymoron.

>>713261964
What if the final boss ends with us using Pauline Jr. to grab King K. Rool by the tail, spin him, and throw him?

>>713234673
Surprised there's no edit of this guy as K. Rool.

>>713244283
What would 4chan be like if every OP was like this post? not even making fun of it.

>>713233313
>>713233401
>>713243436
>LE ZOOMERS
zoomers and millennials are failures because Gen X are shitty parents.

>>713265391
Why would Nintendo make the plot more complicated than it already is?

>>713267249
Ok, but that doesn't mean that every new story they tell should contradict the previous one.

>>713268327
How is "Pauline got de-aged by the bad guys" more complicated than this being a prequel reboot that calls into question every old character's presence and further convolutes the series' relation to the overall Mario series?

>>713265391
>This isn't young Pauline, this is magically de-aged Pauline, and the wish she and DK make will be to return her to an adult

Her wish is to return to the surface moron.

>>713244076
Corporate meddled with the art. The character designer was going for a primitive, jungle-inspired look to match Donkey Kong, drawing heavily from Wilma Flintstone—you can see it in her bracelets, hair, and jagged skirt, even the cleavage. However, corporate couldn't handle that vision.

>there's a playable demo at retail stores
>no playable demo to download
Why?

>>713269139
Probably preventing datamining

>>713268738
Being deaged AND losing her memories is pretty dumb

>>713267239
There is a file decompression engine on the system hardware. No reason to use decompressed textures at all other than using all the 64 gb card space.

>>713243779
This is what happens when they specifically go out of their way to hire non-union actors. All the best actors in the field are union.

>>713269139
so people can point and laugh at the 40 year old man hunched over the demo station for an hour

>>713269281
it could be that her memories were just reset to what they were when she was that age

>>713232432 (OP)
WE
MUST
BE
BETTER
KONGS

>>713268738
Both the de-aging and prequel theories are dumb.

I heard that Yoshiaki Koizumi was watching people play the Donkey Kong Bananza demos.
I think he might be involved.

Why would Yoshiaki Koizumi, make a game, in which Pauline wants Mario back in her life, and Peach friendzones him and almost leaves him on the moon, and then in the game after, create a new character that suspiciously looks like Mario and Pauline's features mixed together, only for that to be a weird de-aged time-travelling Pauline, making the whole Mario/Donkey Kong timeline all convoluted?

>>713268738
The irony is, if this really is a prequel/retcon, then the question goes from "How is Cranky so old when Mario and Pauline look the same age" to "How did Pauline age at least a decade when the Kongs all look the same age".

>>713235216
you just made me realize that they shouldn't have voiced pauline

>>713243436
>when you generalize an entire generation of people with many different demographics, contradictions appear
Woah....

>>713268838
>Her wish is to return to the surface!
>She does this by going deeper instead of just having DK take her up because... Because she just does, okay?!

Fucking retard.

>>713232432 (OP)
Fur literally looked better on gamecube

>>713270076
They have to go deeper because King K. Rool is down there, and then the boss fight gets them up to the surface and all the way into New Donk City, where at some point, Pauline Jr. ends up fighting King K. Rool by herself on a red girder construction site.

>>713270132
Yup, Jungle Beat

>>713243436
My god what you're seeing isnt fucking zoomers its just normies theres no such thing as zoomer culture. Every single generation is in the cultural zeitgeist now thanks to how prevalent social media and twitter is. Everyones using slang everyones in the know it means fucking nothing.

>>713250853
She was also wrecked by the 3D movie. Nintendo is ran by retards.

>>713267239
Super Mario Odyssey is around 6GB iirc. They just know what they're doing.

>>713269732
KOOOOOOOOOOOOONGS

WHERE IS MY WIFE'S DAUGHTER

>>713270930
He knows that, and everyone that plays to the generational shit knows that. They just have draw arbitrary lines in the sand to make themselves feel better and unique. It’s the same reason Gen x loves to shit on zoomers nonstop, despite the fact that they look that generation get groomed by corporations like Apple, then talk shit to them when they’re terminally online and addicted to their phones.

>>713253663
How the fuck can you play absolutely gorgeous games like Expedition 33 or RDR2 that also have amazing stories and gameplay and tell me that graphics have “ruined” gaming in any way

>>713268297
How about both Gen Z and Gen X are both awesome, zoomers are ridiculously underrated. America Is Great Again. Eat my ass!

>>713271783
Because, you’re living in a bubble of naivety. For every rdr2 there’s 15 other games that prioritize looking beautiful and sacrificing everything else in the budget because the devs either aren’t talented enough to make up for it, or the budget is wasted to make sure retarded normalfags and autists can coom over shallow fidelity. It’s taken the entire industry backwards because we have to keep catering to hyperrealism loving retards who are okay with shallow shit as long as it looks good.

>>713272183
I wish games looked like cartoons again, just like Donkey Kong Bananza.

>>713233313
Podcasts and their consequences and have been a disaster for the human race.

>>713269040
While all of that might be true, the torn dress is more specifically a reference to DK94.

>>713269923
>Peach friendzones him and almost leaves him on the moon,
Oh it's autism

>too much loli
>not enough monkee

>>713272564
Smoline won, the gaudy negress lost.

>>713272764
>Doro Kong
No sir, I don't like it.

>>713272403
Do they get married in the end?

>>713232432 (OP)
Man it's crazy how Pauline is shooting up to mainstream stardom ever since Odyssey. Probably the biggest comeback for a character.

>>713273232
ciggy shiggy forced the comeback to cement his legacy

>>713273779
Look at this and tell me that's not Mario and Pauline's daughter.
Especially after everything that happened in Super Mario Odyssey.

Why doesn't she wear shoes

>>713273927
i enjoy seeing people compose timeline theories for fictional media games and characters.

>>713243872
>Game says she's 13
>Voice sounds more like 20
>Model looks like she's 9 or 10
This is all just so jarring, none of it fits in any language, even jap. She's way too stylised to have a realistic voice coming out of her.

>>713274162
She looks the way she does because she inherited Mario's dwarfism.

>>713244451
Actual spoiler. A Croc will be the last one. Yes K. Rool is in.

>>713232432 (OP)

girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond

I'm not into feet but I keep looking at Pauline's. I WILL NOT fall for footfag propaganda.

>>713274357
She should have inherited his weird voice too then. That would genuinely be better than what they went with.

>>713244451
One of them will be a Fish, since we see that you can go underwater. So I expect Swordfish with Banana fins. Final one will probably be Giant.

>>713232772
ENGLISH DUBBING FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!

>>713244451
So, from this it looks like the skills are (going from left to right, top to bottom)
>Health, Punch power, Throw power, Kong Banaza punch power, Zebra Banaza speed, Ostrich Banaza flight speed
>Apple Juice power, Hand slap collection distance, Turf Surf time, Wind up Punch, Stampede, Flap height
>Melon Juice Power, Sonar detection range, Surf Surf, Deflect, Tornado, Egg Bomb time
>Bananergy level, Hand Slap damage, Rolling Rock (guessing it has to do with moving so fast you kick up debris?
>Something to do with chest thumping, Twirl with arms out (must allow you to do a Helicopter move like from Smash)

Where does Lady factor in?

>>713274698
She inherited Pauline's voice and Mario's Bing-Bing Wahoos.

>>713233313
Because videogames compete with Movies and Series, people EXPECT the "talking sidekicks" because is easier transfer the dialogue to a future adaption for streaming services.
Games with no voice acting are rare today.

>>713269543
does ninty not do castings anymore?

>>713240826
>Ratchet and Clank but there isnt Pauline-only sections

>>713278473
Hmm, you really think there won't be? Pauline's voice can be used in co-op, there really isn't anything saying that mechanic won't be used for her own section. I wouldn't be surprised if she gets separated from DK and has to fight on her own for a bit.

>>713232432 (OP)
>>713240945
All I can see is Wreck-It Ralph
The japs supposedly loved it so it makes sense too

Dreamworks slop

>>713232432 (OP)
meesa muusa... THE PLANET CORE

>>713244451
I wonder why they chose a zebra instead of a rhino for the running one.

>>713273927
its probably lady and jump mans daughter

>>713268582
This is the problem with games having a plot that goes further than
>Princess is in another castle, man. Sorry
Storytimefags will nitpick because perceived continuity errors. As soon as games started to try to be movies, the doomsday clock began ticking

>>713274387
That implies the existence of a giant elder crocodile.
King K. Raid

I can't believe Pauline is Sakura Haruno.

>>713233313
>Exposition is awful/great!!!
FUCK!

>>713234780
>I liked it when Zelda did it
>>713245407
>Navi is literally not annoying in the slightest
>>713253297
>No one was ever annoyed by Navi
>>713259773

>actually liking obnoxious handholding tagalong characters
Zoomers are cancer

The new song doesn't have the soul of Jump Up Superstar

>>713238272
>*watching that*
...
... Holy shit, that's insane Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies copy. Like, wtf.